“It’s not like it’s fucking loaded” is the best line to automatically disqualify someone from ever being around guns ever. The VERY first rule of gun safety is ALWAYS treat EVERY gun as if it’s loaded at all times. No exceptions.

@jayross1911

3 жыл бұрын

If his loaded or not he shouldn't be pointing at him like what the f*** like how is he feeling opined on the same thing to him that'll be a twist

@azisles02

3 жыл бұрын

The 1st rule is definitely treat guns as of they're loaded, even if the empty chamber is exposed. The 2nd rule, re-read the 1st. 3rd, read the first again. 4th, don't point the gun at anything you don't intent to shoot.

@Annie_Annie__

3 жыл бұрын

Seems like there’s regularly new news articles of someone getting shot on accident because “I didn’t think it was loaded!” And it’s devastating how often the victims in those cases are children.

@KazzleTheDazzle

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t know a lot about guns, but ffs even I know that!

@noahhuveneers1602

3 жыл бұрын

@@Annie_Annie__ its also pretty crazy how many people are getting hurt by armed toddlers.. yes.. armed toddlers..

As a mother I can’t imagine not telling the babysitter that there’s a baby to take care of as well. Nine hours is a long time to just leave a baby without supervision. RSlash is right: so much could have gone wrong and there’s no guarantee that the nine year old would have said anything about the baby.

@dx1450

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, like in the fire scenario, what if the 9 YO was in shock and didn't say anything, or somehow got incapacitated and couldn't tell you there was a baby upstairs? Or just didn't say anything at all because his parents told him to not mention the baby to the babysitter? Or just didn't mention the baby for whatever reason because kids aren't the best at making good decisions?

So the baby was essentially abandoned for nine hours; no food, no toilet breaks, no change of clothing, no contact or comfort from another person. I shudder to think what that kid will be like in later life if this level of neglect is a common practice - all to save a few dollars that didn't need saving anyway.

@cantpickauser

3 жыл бұрын

Right?! I’m so furious about this story on so many levels.

@SailorMya

3 жыл бұрын

We can only hope they grow up into Matilda and gets revenge on them, but seriously this is just sickening... A lot can happen to an unsupervised baby like falling out of the crib not to mention no food or clean diapers... They obviously don't care about their kids and are the type who shouldn't reproduce...

@franl155

3 жыл бұрын

@@cantpickauser - I hope/wish OP reported them for child neglect.

@ianl1052

3 жыл бұрын

A serial killer in the making.

@franl155

3 жыл бұрын

@@ianl1052 - with the first two candidates right there in the house

The last story is just horrifying. I might not be experienced with kids, but even I know a baby needs constant care to remain healthy, and even a nine hour gap isn't acceptable. That mom is horrifying, and I hope wherever she fled to, she still got busted for child neglect, because that has to count as neglectful. And her reason for not informing OP is so callous! Seriously, she cared about her wallet more than her literal baby?!

@Annie_Annie__

3 жыл бұрын

I’m thinking the parents were drugging the baby with Benadryl or some other medicine to keep him/her asleep soundly all night. It’s definitely not unheard of for some (abusive) parents to do that.

@therealspeedwagon1451

3 жыл бұрын

I shudder to think what that baby could grow up into, they could grow up with abandonment or self esteem issues or they could grow up to become a serial killer or tyrant. I sure hope someone called Child Protective services, that those kids are in a better place and that that mother has lost all rights to reproduce.

@masterridley8593

3 жыл бұрын

DEFINITELY time for a CPS call. Kinda makes you wonder what else they may have been hiding.

@dx1450

2 жыл бұрын

I sat here with my mouth agape when rSlash was reading that part of the story.

@Musicalsfangirl

2 жыл бұрын

I agree. CPS should’ve been involved. As a daycare worker, I cannot process the level of neglect here. No feeding, changing, checking through their sleep, anything. I’m surprised that there was no crying from the baby, as of course they vocalise their discomfort from hunger etc. Not to mention that they let a 9 year old watch shows like South Park. They knew they did wrong as they then skipped the country before repercussions started.

Honestly, the selfish Grandma deserves everyone that she's doing the same Sh goes No Contact with her and block her so she can't pout anywhere.

@kamoogy

3 жыл бұрын

I'd demand a key to her house to get inside and wait comfortably, if you wait at all.

@shayan7579

3 жыл бұрын

I actually would Stop counting on her. If she Comes over newer prepare anything If she invites me Show Up when i have time anyways. Holidays allways do my own Thing she can Show Up If she wants.

@DoktorSick

3 жыл бұрын

I don't understand how op keeps going for that. One time should be the first and last time.

@Pandora_Ravenheart

3 жыл бұрын

I would just pull up to her house unannounced when she's there so she has no excuses for making me wait. If she tries to leave, we leave too.

@dx1450

2 жыл бұрын

Man, I definitely would. Or I'd start making excuses as to why we couldn't come visit or why she couldn't come visit. Then if she complained about nobody coming to visit her, then just say, "Well, you stupid bitch, every time we come to visit you're gone for four hours!" She definitely doesn't have any respect for the OP, her son, or her grandkids.

1st one ended up being wholesome. I hope the kid and his mom makes good memories

The moment RSlash was talking about the Cowboy thing with has bad western accent, I was so happy. I freaking love Cowboy stuff!

@MindokInAh

3 жыл бұрын

It feels like he has been waiting for years for the opportunity to do that :D

@cogpamp21schannel4

3 жыл бұрын

As a Texan who loves guns, best thing ever

@wynautwarrior2161

3 жыл бұрын

@David Reads Never actually thought about this. I'm actually female so I guess it would be Roxie Mercer. Thanks!

@vanguardangel6912

3 жыл бұрын

(tips hat in Texan gal) Well thank ya kindly, stranger!

@katherineknapp6604

3 жыл бұрын

Same. I love John Wanye movies growing up 🤠

That last story about the baby makes me genuinely angry, that’s so terrible. You can’t leave a baby alone for 9 HOURS! That’s literally the definition of child endangerment.

Who else feels bad for this kid in the second story? His father is probably the most unwittingly entitled person we've seen in a long time. I have rarely seen someone so unaware of basic sense, yet so god damn entitled.

My favorite way to say something about America’s freedom is “it’s a free country to do what you want, however you are not free from consequences

@bethgreen3449

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, in general on the topic of "what about my personal rights/freedom??!!" I often can only think "what about the rights of other people you're impacting?" But this is equally crucial too For example, maybe shouting something incredibly maliciously racist at a black family isn't TECHNICALLY against the law, because though undeniably racist and stupid, it's protected under free speech.. That doesn't mean that you're protected from the father punching you in your stupid face, or the neighborhood uploading your rant to FB and perhaps you'll be fired etc You're free to say your stupid shit without the gov locking you up, but that doesn't extend to the gov also then sheilding you from the consequences

@ScooterBond1970

3 жыл бұрын

When these people say "it's a free country", they mean it in the Calvin And Hobbes sense: "I don't mean for everyone else, just for ME!"

@cuboembaralhado8294

3 жыл бұрын

"free country" what was that really supposed to mean? hey, there are things called "laws", but they think that saying "the country is free" makes the laws disappear

@md.abulkalamazad6847

3 жыл бұрын

@@cuboembaralhado8294 and mandates

@nikkinoodlesoup

2 жыл бұрын

But if you have enough money, any crime is legal

The EM in the last story needs to be arrested for endangering that infant!

@nachtaron

3 жыл бұрын

Probably why they left the country, OP's mom for sure tipped CPS off in their direction

@bastern89

3 жыл бұрын

@@nachtaron that's what I was thinking too.

@IshbelJekyllhyde

3 жыл бұрын

Can you imagine being that babysitter, and the baby poops or something, so he starts crying, and you, as the babysitter, suddenly start hearing ghost baby cries... That would be a shock, particularly if you know about those stories of people playing baby cries outside windows to lure out and attack those inside the house

@Kiku91

3 жыл бұрын

@@IshbelJekyllhyde hol up, people use baby sounds to lure victims?! Fucking hell?!

@Gashnaw

3 жыл бұрын

why do you think they left the country?

Parents: oh man, I don’t want to pay for 2 kids... I KNOW! LET’S LOCK UP THE INFANT! *Me wondering how the 9 yr old is still alive*

@DarkHeartTheEmo

3 жыл бұрын

The things is they would pay more for 2 kids if it here 3 kids they would have to pay more ,but for 2 kids is the same price.

@MindokInAh

3 жыл бұрын

OP said he was relatively well behaved, I guess he just learned to survive on he's own :D

@fiaflora9585

3 жыл бұрын

@@MindokInAh That’s really sad that he has to do that

@therealspeedwagon1451

3 жыл бұрын

@@MindokInAh that’s really sad, no 9 year old has to go through that that just makes you grow up too fast and miss out on childhood.

@ravynsong5799

3 жыл бұрын

And what's really sad is even when the babysitter DOES charge for two kids, it's not like double their rate or anything, it's usually only a dollar or two extra an hour. So they locked up their baby basically without supervision (since the babysitter had no clue it was there) and probably drugged it with cough syrup or something to keep quiet for nine hours all to save a whopping $10-$20. Good to know exactly how much their child means to them.

Nanny story: what baby willing stays quiet for 9 HOURS?!?! What baby does not cry after 9 hours of no food, diaper changes or human contact?!? Then the parents leave the country?!

@littlehellkitten9682

3 жыл бұрын

Yeh I kinda want to call BS on that “story”.

@toysruskid5074

3 жыл бұрын

Sadly.... there are parents that give benadryl to make them sleep.....

@NekoKuro-il8rz

3 жыл бұрын

There are horrible people who give babies meds to keep them sleeping and quiet even though it's very dangerous.

@Annie_Annie__

3 жыл бұрын

The parents might’ve been drugging the baby to make him/her sleep longer. And I’m guessing they left the country because OP’s mom contacted CPS and CPS found evidence of neglect or abuse.

@KazzleTheDazzle

3 жыл бұрын

Sadly some parents are like that, they might drug their child with Benadryl to make them sleep.

I always love when people take the term "free country" and assumes that it gives them the clear to do anything they want without repercussions. It's "freedom of choice", not "freedom from consequences". But as with anything, they'll only ever apply rules when it benefits them.

@ScooterBond1970

3 жыл бұрын

These are the same people who don't know the true meaning behind the phrases "the customer is always right" and "blood is thicker than water".

@sakura368

2 жыл бұрын

@@ScooterBond1970 they probably don't know what "actions speak louder than words" means either

@dx1450

2 жыл бұрын

Muh freedomz!

@melodyharpole8272

2 жыл бұрын

The problem with people like you is you assume that repercussions means the government has the right to arrest people and throw them in jail for doing things that are constitutionally protected. You're just another authoritarian control freak like the Communists governments who have killed 100 million people. But you also refuse to condemn communism.

@It-is-me...Melsie

2 жыл бұрын

@@melodyharpole8272 😂 Wow. Have another drink.

The first dad didn’t finish social studies in school. He heard what they tell us in elementary and stopped listening there.

@KarmaTube5

3 жыл бұрын

Free exe downloaded Freedom to do anything exe downloaded Freedom of speech exe downloaded Freedom to take other people’s property downloaded Freedom to let kids endanger themselves and cuss out random strangers exe downloaded Freedom to be entitled pending

@jonmurray7658

3 жыл бұрын

@@KarmaTube5 *turns on task manager*

@c.Orange

3 жыл бұрын

@@jonmurray7658 *everything freezes for solid 50 long seconds while taskmanager struggles to open.*

@c.Orange

3 жыл бұрын

@@KarmaTube5 when upgrading to 10mb ram is a major upgrade.

I really enjoy how OP went out of his way to make sure the kids had a good time with the gun and even gave him contact info for his "other guardian" to bring him. Too often I've seen kids get treated badly because their parents suck

A dead cat is VERY predictable and therefore reliable I’d say.

@AfriendlyFemboy

3 жыл бұрын

Except it’s schrödingers cat

@camwyn256

3 жыл бұрын

@@AfriendlyFemboy except it both is and isn’t Shrodinger’s cat

@desmond_craddock_5226

3 жыл бұрын

@@camwyn256 except there’s no way to know that until you observe it at which point it’ll no longer be shrodinger’s cat

@WybieLoonArts

3 жыл бұрын

You're all wonderful :D

@prince_sylex

3 жыл бұрын

Just wanted to say that. UNDEAD cats are the unreliable one. Especially Schroedinger's. You don't even know if it's dead or alive. (Edit: DANG, got also beat on the Schroedinger's cat joke.)

I’m expecting a follow up to the gun story: “TIFU by encouraging a 15 y/o to join my gun club, resulting in his mom shooting and killing his father” Seriously, that guy has anger issues. I wouldn’t be surprised if he takes his anger out on his wife and kid.

@SailorMya

3 жыл бұрын

I'm hoping that they are divorced and this was just his weekend with his dad but that is the best case scenario...

@Starfloofle

3 жыл бұрын

Well I mean he sounds like the kind of asshole where it'd be better for everyone in the long run if he were out of the picture...

@Juicewski2

3 жыл бұрын

In that situation wouldn't he be posting in r/TIDTRT?

@wannabehistorian371

3 жыл бұрын

@@Juicewski2 What’s that.

@Juicewski2

3 жыл бұрын

@@wannabehistorian371 Today i did the right thing, based on the narrative that the father is a violent man, she probably would be protecting herself and her son.

The teen, rifle, and jerk dad: I own firearms. My son owns firearms. I would never handle firearms in front of my grandchildren without parental permission each time, much less let the children handle them. OP was just being respectful of the parents. Jeez.

Grandma: "Lol I guess they have to wait for me since I'm out, there's nothing they can do about it. XD" OP and Family: *Leaves and have fun on their own* Grandma: *Surprised Pikachu Face*

@undeadprincess5726

3 жыл бұрын

She's also a massive hypocrite. She's pissed when they're not waiting for her to show up, yet when they wait for her to come to their house, she cancels on them like "oopsie, my bad!"

@cuboembaralhado8294

3 жыл бұрын

No, surprised *Karen* face

Good grief.. Rule number 1 of gun safety, all firearms should be treated AS IF they are loaded at ALL TIMES.

@samuraitoaster

3 жыл бұрын

@TheSystem You assume it’s loaded so that you don’t accidentally put a bullet somewhere you don’t want it to go. The point being, don’t take your friends word for it or even trust yourself without fully checking to make sure. People make mistakes, and gun safety rules are there to mitigate them.

@samuraitoaster

3 жыл бұрын

@TheSystem Wait you weren’t being serious? Lol I had no idea These rules help if people follow them stringently 🤷🏻‍♀️

You’ll be surprised how many plane Karen’s ask for a complete strangers phone so their “precious baby” can play on it but they hadn’t teached their kid not to talk to strangers.

@Starfloofle

3 жыл бұрын

@@MatchieMun you gotta treat 'em like cartoon vampires and find your holy symbol to brandish lmao

@It-is-me...Melsie

2 жыл бұрын

I would be truly shocked if someone ask for my phone. The only time I could ever envisage me handing my phone over is if there were some sort of emergency or a bad accident

Holy shit that last story dropped my jaw to the floor. I don't understand how someone could knowingly leave their own child locked in a room for 9+ hours with no food, comfort, anything, and exactly like rSlash said, what if there was a fire or something? Electrical fires happen all the time, to the fault of no one and that baby would have unfortunately been a goner. People are so smooth brained that it's mind blowing.

"Do you need some bullet with this gun, kid?" "Yes!"

@treasuretotrash2067

3 жыл бұрын

“Some bullet”

@chaeminkim5914

3 жыл бұрын

@@treasuretotrash2067 I'd say some, since i have no intention of collecting them from the body

Last story: They left the country unexpectedly... Something tells me they already did that before because they know their ways placed a target on their backs from CPS

"MAKE HER CHANGE IT MOMMY!" kid, if you don't want to see the murder, maybe... don't watch?

@strawberrysoulforever8336

3 жыл бұрын

I know - he didn't have a right to watch.

rSlash’s Southern accent is absolutely amazing, solid 10/10. I dunno how accurate it is as I’m from Scotland, but I’d like to think all southerners sound exactly like rSlash!

@clintonjhowerton9438

3 жыл бұрын

There are diffrent types of southern they all sound the same but have diffrent levels of accent. For example someone from Alabama has a more noticable southern drawl then me (I'm from Floridia)

@katrinawendel2647

3 жыл бұрын

@ZombieSazza His exaggerated Southern accent isn't really it at all. Source: I am from the South and have traveled to many regions in the South.

@Rolbell

3 жыл бұрын

I love rSlash, but the accent is a cartoon southern accent. It’s kind of like Mike Myers’ “Scottish” accent he uses for Fat Bastard. Not even close to accurate, but recognizable as what it’s supposed to be.

@lynnettejohnson595

3 жыл бұрын

I'm Southern and the answer is no we don't. But he's funny. 🤷‍♀️

@tiredman99

3 жыл бұрын

That's actually not how they sound at all. Sure maybe some do but most don't.

The Quigley rifle is indeed a "big gun". My grandpa has a replica and it's a beast 😊

@bellerain381

3 жыл бұрын

It’s an amazing gun!!! My brother is saving up any cent he has to buy one!

@buzzyboi1037

3 жыл бұрын

Imma search it Edit: Damn boi it looks noice

Perfect timing!! My train just got here: the best way to pass the time!!

I got dumped with a baby and didn't think much of it until now. How do you simply forget a baby in a carseat? Thank God I don't babysit for that Karen anymore

"If he can't shoot when he's 4, what makes you think he's gonna succeed at shooting his shot later on?" 💀

@365ral

3 жыл бұрын

Oh you don't have to worry about that if he's already killed himself.

@HobieInTheBox

3 жыл бұрын

Parents like this are some of the worst. Guns are so dangerous and these parents are delusional and a danger to people and their own children.

@RiptoGakt

3 жыл бұрын

@@HobieInTheBox And this is exactly why the trope "Lethally Stupid" happens to exist, or at least one of the many reasons for why.

I hope that everyone is having a good Tuesday.

@PjDyer

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

@pusheenqueen519

3 жыл бұрын

So far so good.😊 thanks

@davishahn3101

3 жыл бұрын

You to man, you to

@L33TRedNinja

3 жыл бұрын

Mm-hmm. ☺️

@moony2543

3 жыл бұрын

You as well!

The idiocy of telling an armed person you can do what you want astounds me.

@tfivegames

3 жыл бұрын

It's because they were at a club / range, so you pretty much know most people there are sane and won't risk their freedom to shoot you over silly confrontations.

@bostonrailfan2427

2 жыл бұрын

@@tfivegames it wasn’t, it was at a park…

You'll never find a Karen on Jet Blue for anyone that's flying

As a parent I'm absolutely horrified by the last story. Not only was the babysitter not informed that there was an infant in the house, the infant didn't make itself known for 9 hours?! What did they do to the baby to make it stay quiet that long! What if it smothered and died!

The parents were gone for NINE HOURS and the baby never cried once? That's just as disturbing as the fact that they didn't even bother telling OP that there was a baby. In that length of time if would've needed at least one diaper change, not to mention that it was probably starving. Just how neglected is this kid if it seems to have already figured out that crying is futile?!

A Karen in a inclosed area with you that you can’t get out = bad news

does anyone think that rslash has a wheel of rslash stories like entitled parents and the others and he just spins it and whatever it lands on is the topic of the video for the day

@furiousryan6917

3 жыл бұрын

Then 95% of the wheel is entitled parents and choosing beggars

@moyo5399

3 жыл бұрын

@@furiousryan6917 Its probably a schedule. For example: Monday: choosing beggars. Tuesday: entitled parents. ect. I don't know for sure but that's what I think

@xmegatoyreview7217

3 жыл бұрын

Yes he does

@elizabethortego2588

3 жыл бұрын

He also tends to use the exact same stories multiple times per week, if not more. I love his narration and his videos, but there was a video recently that I just couldn't sit through since literally over half of it was just the exact same content he had posted maybe a day or two before, like nearly 10 minutes of it. Obviously not everyone is a daily listener or anything, so it's not going to bother anyone, but I had to do a double-take because I thought I might be going crazy.

@gothicgolem2947

3 жыл бұрын

@@elizabethortego2588 huh??? i watch his videos alotttt and have started oing it daily and ive never seen that ever perhaps it was a editing error

I'd be so scared to hear a baby cry when I didn't expect one to be home. Surprised the baby didn't cry once during 9 hours

@annesophie4037

3 жыл бұрын

My child sleeps a LOT, up to 13 hours. He's not sick he's just a good sleeper but i would never leave him alone... just the thought of what could've gone wrong gives me goosebumps. That poor babysitter and even worse the poor children

Omg that last one just makes my heart break and race knowing that at some point that baby woke up and was likely crying and screaming until it was exhausted and it's tiny little brain finally made it go into survival mode and just be quiet. OR worse, the parents gave the baby something to make it sleep for those full 9 hours. Someone please save this baby

Most children can handle the responsibility of a firearm, however the fathers reaction has me a bit hesitant

@Shiverwar

2 жыл бұрын

At least it seems the mother was far more cordial.

That entitled mother in law is probably one of those types that will just barge into your house when she wants but can't even be home when she expect you at her house.

That cowboy story was really sweet. I’m glad OP didn’t take it out on the kid.

7:05 Idiot from the story: "What are you doing on my property?!" Me: "It's a free country, so I'm makin' myself a sandwich. Want one?"

@caralhogames533

3 жыл бұрын

"yea sure"

@Starfloofle

3 жыл бұрын

@@caralhogames533 tbh this kind of interaction would probably happen in somewhere like iceland where everybody's pretty chill lmao

@shawnhunter7581

3 жыл бұрын

I used to call my grandmother dragon lady.

Perhaps the most American Entitled Parent in history.

@juno1752

3 жыл бұрын

AmeriKaren? AmeriKevin?

Sounds like Plane Karens should be its own subreddit if it isn't already.

The dad about the gun must be part of the Sovereign Citizen movement.

The relief I felt when I realized he wasn't going to be doing the accent for the whole story.

@SailorMya

3 жыл бұрын

I was worried I would have to skip the main story if it continued...

The irony of somebody calling a Karen because I have a bratty child while simultaneously acting like a Karen because neither of them were wearing their mask correctly so that was annoying..... 🙄😂

@gothicgolem2947

3 жыл бұрын

huh what do you mean

@RevokFarthis

3 жыл бұрын

You having a stroke there bud?

@fletcher0411

3 жыл бұрын

@@gothicgolem2947 the so-called Karen is complaining about the original posters movie watching experience despite the fact that the original poster has the freedom to do as they so please because you know America. Yet the original poster is complaining about the so-called Karen not wearing their mask properly despite the fact that the Karen should also have the right to do as she pleases. Forcing people to wear a mask is no different than trying to force somebody to not watch a movie that you don't like. You really need to learn to tie these things together so that you don't look like a hypocrite when you start complaining otherwise it really makes your entire argument seem idiotic

@gothicgolem2947

3 жыл бұрын

@@fletcher0411 i mean tbh it could have been the law at the time to wear masks and she didnt say anything and its about saving people

@corginand

3 жыл бұрын

@@fletcher0411 that sounded more like something she thought but didn't tell the other person, unlike the EP who actually told OP to stop watching a movie. Also if the airline was enforcing mask usage then she would have been in the right to call them out for that.

Hell yeah the second I opened KZread this showed up

@Ncry_

3 жыл бұрын

Me too bud me too

@sarah-bh2jk

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@IppoMakunouchi_thegoat

3 жыл бұрын

Yes as fast as my 2740ms allows me to

@wiiblii8584

3 жыл бұрын

You open it multiple times a day? I just spend all day on it

Hm...I gotta say that dead cats are extremely reliable. They always are there...

OMG OP's mother in law is my father in law!! He wants us to visit and either cancels, isn't there or if he is there, demands we do housework for him. He never visited even if he said he would. He cusses us out and belittles us every chance he gets. We tried to tell him a few times we were moving across the country a few times before we left but he would start his pity me fits or start fighting so we didn't. When he found out he cussed us out, tried to do the pity me thing and said he is removing us from the will if we don't come back. FYI he was the one who kept telling us he has no real family in the area over and over, we lived 1 hr away. The final staws was when he called me the r word, IQ of 163, because I proved him wrong and his harassment of our youngest son. He has pushed his entire family away because he has to be right and have everyone do as he instructs and punishes family by suing them, harrassment, or removal from will. We're done. His daughter even moved across country also. Some people have to be so dominant of everything it's rediculace!

"Plane Karens." There are official species variants! 😆😆

We need more entitled parents and kids videos

I have a Ridgeback, about 8 years old, she's pretty awesome. And yes they can be aggressive because they were originally used to hunt lions, but mine is all-chill and bark, zero bite. That is definitely a red flag because just having a dog, period, should be mentioned up-front because last time I checked, having a dog allergy is most certainly a thing for some people.

I bet the mom of the bride is going to show up to her daughter's wedding in a white lace dress. She is exactly that type lol

"There's a whole in a world like a great black pit, and it's filled with Karens' with smelly arm pits."

@kristashafer93098

3 жыл бұрын

NGL. Read it in the song’s tune!

@zoemockford2112

3 жыл бұрын

@@kristashafer93098 "Oh' There's no one like Karen!"

13:40 "Roads-ee-an?" Oh dear... Say it with me. "Rho-Dee-Zhun."

@catkin567

3 жыл бұрын

Came here looking for comments on that !!

I find the baby story a bit though to believe. I’ve never walked into a house with a baby and not known it instantly. There are so many clues starting with smell. Baby products or packaging in the fridge, cupboards, counters. Not to mention toys. And in 9 hours a 9 year old never once mentions “the baby”?

@mikethechristiangamer85

Жыл бұрын

That's what I'm saying

6:32 He had the perfect moment to change "quickly" to "quigley"

America is actually one of the least free countries as it’s one of the few countries that still have the death penalty amount many other reasons

The nine year old likes South Park- that sounds like me when I was seven 😂

@akumabazooka9169

3 жыл бұрын

6 for me, I had watched zombie movies, I have been listening to eminem since then too, south park is one of my all time favorite shows

@max-UH-million

3 жыл бұрын

@@akumabazooka9169 I was just too busy playing skylanders (if u played post your Main down below

@o1iv395

3 жыл бұрын

@@akumabazooka9169 for me it was South Park, family guy for as long as I can remember, Rick and morty, and American dad lol

I’m glad OP in the second story protected her kid from the selfish grandma. My mother was like that too, she even missed my high school graduation. Like OP, I’m not gonna tolerate that happening to my kids, damn generational trauma and abuse

As someone who had been around guns all his life, holding an unloaded firearm is no big deal. But that parent was waaay to aggressive.

I abandoned a shitty resin story time video for this masterpiece

Someone yesterday commented that today was gonna be an entitled parents video 🤣 wherever you are hats off to you sir.

Story two is just: I am heavy weapons guy. And this... Is my gun.

My fiance and I were discussing how horrible the last story was and he made a good point about something: With the fact that the baby never cried for anything,might mean that since the baby was born, it has never felt love or connection from the mother enough to wail for her when the baby needs something, which is saddening. Side note: we do know that there are some babies out there that hardly make a sound and has felt that love and connection but 9 hours of no sound for basic human needs, doesn't seem right even for a quite baby.

That's honestly the first time I've heard "Rhodesian" pronounced like that. Interesting.

@AndrewHalliwell

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed. He's probably too young to remember what Zimbabwe was called before independence...

@richardp5920

3 жыл бұрын

And isn’t “Rhodesian Ridgeback” one of the dragons from Harry Potter?

@wingracer1614

3 жыл бұрын

Yep. For those wondering, it's more like row DEEZ shen

@MasterVideoStudios

2 жыл бұрын

@@AndrewHalliwell You mean before it was illegally occupied by an illegitimate communist government

@AndrewHalliwell

2 жыл бұрын

@@MasterVideoStudios Um... Occupied? From which country? There's a difference between a revolution and an invasion y'know. Mugabe wasn't an invader, so how could he occupy his own country?

I’m the author of the first story and I can confirm, plane Karen’s are a different breed of Karen 🙄🤚

@starbird3939

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Op1. If you get the chance, try to find the concert version of Sweeney Todd. Patti Lapone as Mrs. Lovette is a blast.

@jukebox_draws

3 жыл бұрын

@@starbird3939 I haven’t seen that one :0 I’ll definitely check it out. I saw the stage performance recorded in 1982 with George Hearn and Angela Lansbury first before seeing the movie

The ring thing caught my attention. I got engaged in 2013 and several years later my friend texted me on April Fools day telling me she got engaged. I had already been pranked that day so I was like "suuuure...", and then she sent me a pic of what looked like my own finger with the exact same ring :D I initially thought she had taken a pic of my finger in secret (we have similar hands) but it turned out her boyfriend had picked out the EXACT same ring as mine without knowing (white gold, 13 tiny diamonds, not too expensive). This was all fine and we still laugh about it since we just thought it was a funny coincidence. But then my friend's mother saw the ring, and hastily decided to get engaged to her boyfriend, with the EXACT same ring but in yellow gold. This is when my friend saw red about her mom. It even turned out my friend's mom had booked a wedding time on the same day in the same place as her like an hour apart, "just because". As far as I know, my friend's mom and her bf didn't have any immediate plans of getting engaged and married back then, but apparently getting married on the same day as her own daughter was the exact right time. Smh

The last one reminded me of another r/slash story where a dog-sitter was asked to look after a families dog while they were going away for as few days She met the dog a couple days beforehand to get a idea on the type of dog and what it's like It all went fine Then on the night the couple went away she thought she'd be greeted by the dog Nope, there was a 9 year old girl there OP asked about the dog and if the people who left were her parents The little girl said they borrowed the dog from next door and the couple were her parents OP was pissed at the fact that they left a child alone with a complete stranger and expected her to look after the child when she's a dog sitter So she gave the girl something to eat while she contacted CPS and the police and explained what happened

I love Sweeney Todd too.

Oooh, a sharps. Nice gun. Wasn’t the one in the movie customized for a different round than the standard sharps?

@flyboy6392

3 жыл бұрын

I belive it ran a .45-70, or at least the replicas do

@bellerain381

3 жыл бұрын

The Sharps is like the General of guns! My brother wants a Sharps and I hope he gets it one day!

op in that gun story was just so great. i love him

Considering the fact that the 9 year old didn’t say anything for 9 HOURS about a baby upstairs, I wouldn’t trust him one bit to warn the babysitter in case of an emergency. Best case scenario, the kid was so focused on the movie that they forgot about the baby.

don't let the kid watch the Christmas Critters episode of South Park even if his parents are okay with him watching the show.

@SailorMya

3 жыл бұрын

I have a feeling they don't care enough to know what South Park is beyond a cartoon! I'm 30 and I watch South Park and I won't let my kids watch till they are WAY older! When will parents learn that adult animation is a thing and it is not okay for young kids to watch.

EP: “gIvE mY cHiLd YoUr GuN¡?” Me: Look I’ll give him one bullet ok? EP: Well that’s- Me: *shoots child

@TheEnabledDisabled

3 жыл бұрын

correction *shoots ED

@fireiron369

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheEnabledDisabled *shoots both

@browhattheactualfu-2659

3 жыл бұрын

The kid didn't do anything lmao

@TheEnabledDisabled

3 жыл бұрын

@@fireiron369 The kid is a good kid, fuck the father

@fireiron369

3 жыл бұрын

@@browhattheactualfu-2659 well you can never be too careful these days 🤷‍♂️

I'm so SO SO thankful that I don't come from a family of wedding-minded women. No one cared about rings or how big they are (except my sister, but she LOVES jewelry in general). I was not raised with the notion that a bigger ring equals a better man/marriage. My mother only has bigger rings now because my stepdad loves to spoil her. My sister gets her rings professionally checked, cleaned, polished, and tightened because that's how she is. My ring is a family heirloom from my inlaws. Even my sister loves is, and it's tiny compared to her huge rocks, LOL. So wow, during my own wedding, I was so lost and didn't know what to do, but so thankful that I know rings are just a symbol and you're just as married without one on your finger. EF that mom.

That's not a Grandmother. That's a waste of human flesh.

not me actually refreshing your page for the past five minutes bc I couldn't wait for the video 🙈

People who talk about their guns like they are alive creep me out. The same goes for cars and other inanimate objects.

Man. I've been lucky. Every time I've been on a plane the person next to me is typically chill and minds their own business. The last time the guy and I said all of two words to each other. "Hey." The when getting off. "Bye."

"My mom just upgraded her wedding ring because my engagement ring was too nice" KZread ad - "Mom's, Mom's, Mom's, Mom's"

The last story: that means this baby wasn't fed or had a diaper change for 7 hours.

You'd think in the gun-toting culture of the USA, we'd be MORE intelligent about gun safety all things considered, right? Oh well...

Regarding the last story, I have no doubt that if the house caught on fire and the baby died due to the babysitter not knowing about it and the kid forgetting about it then the parents would have blamed the babysitter for neglect. They would have sued her and tried to turn it into a story about a babysitter neglecting their child and abandoning it in a fire. The baby and OP are both lucky that nothing too bad happened. Still pretty furious that that poor child was left in that room to suffer.

I’ve had friends try to pawn their kids off on me before… it’s annoying. Just because I’m good with kids doesn’t mean I want to babysit or be responsible for their kids well being, I have had one couple show up to hang out and try to finesse me with “ok, we have some errands, we’ll leave (kid) here and be back in a few hours. Here is the bottle/ snack bag.” This has elicited a “oh heck no.” a handful of times. I’m not gonna have your rug rat get into the kitchen chemicals or hurt themselves with tools or choke on a loose nail or screw then all of a sudden I’m a villain. No thank you!

It is a free country. You can do whatever you want UNTIL it infringes on the rights of others. You can go out in the middle of the desert and jump around naked screaming to your heart's content. Do it in downtown Manhattan then there's a problem.

7 comments in 40 seconds... jheeeez you've blown up!!! Good for you man!

As a past babysitter who had a child say to “put the baby down on the ground and stomp” sometimes kids don’t care about the well being of their baby siblings. I would never put the fate of the baby on the nine year old- always let someone know you have extra kids. It’s better to pay extra an hour than to… I dont know… go to prison for neglect and child death?

In the first story, I can't entirely blame the mother for asking the OP to change the movie. Sweeney Todd is an R-rated movie and planes basically force people of all ages to sit very close together looking forward. While obviously the OP can watch whatever they want on their phone, they should also take into consideration that there may be younger children in their direct vicinity; including the possibility that there may be a kid right next to them.

"give my kid your gun!" normal america to me

Good morning y’all! A quick joke for ya. What kind of shirts do dinosaurs wear? TriceraTops!

@larryandmona9028

3 жыл бұрын

Very punny

@IppoMakunouchi_thegoat

3 жыл бұрын

What did the cat say to the owner Nothing cats can't talk and you just wasted ur time

"This is America! It is a free country!" *Canada:*

@SCP-469

3 жыл бұрын

What do you mean?

"We're nerds with guns" that's the best kind of nerd

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@bigchunkyboi248

3 жыл бұрын

Well done

@user54363

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

@user54363

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

@user54363

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

@user54363

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

Back on one of my first flights as a kid, I had a really nice gentleman notice that I was bored and he offered to give me his tablet for the flight so I could play fruit ninja! It was awesome and I had never had a gadget before so it was pretty new to me.

@toxicfrank8740

3 жыл бұрын

h i

To the absentee mother-in-law, download a tracker on her cellphone. So whenever she invited you, you'd know where she is. If her cellphone is off, and you can't track her... DON'T GO to her place. And if you know where she is.... Surprise her and pretend that you're just within the vicinity... Or stay at home.

That woman is not as reliable as a dead cat. That is unfair. To the cat. It will always be where you expect it to be. I, on the behalf of the OP, apologise to any cats watching this video.