I’m working on it! Building a massive boat that can fit two of all animals and many people takes a long ass time!!!

@isappycracks

2 жыл бұрын

cheesus holy pasta how many people are named noah these days

@Punky_TallKnightStan

2 жыл бұрын

@@isappycracks Noah-body knows.

@leogeck7350

2 жыл бұрын

@@Punky_TallKnightStan Noah-boaty knows

@huskobusko

2 жыл бұрын

dude it's fine take your time

@karnarsan

2 жыл бұрын

"THANKS"

11:30 as an adult who bought a really cute elephant plush, yes they should have fur. And technically they do, they just don’t have a lot of it. It’s more similar in spacing to leg hair.

@bruceluiz

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah and I bet there's people that have more hair than elephants. I guess thats why they protect their exposed skin with mud.

@marilynlucero9363

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine Elephant plushies with fur spaced out similar to leg hair.

@marjoleinvanstraelen5925

2 жыл бұрын

@@marilynlucero9363 imagine human plushies that are exceedingly fluffy on the legs

@marilynlucero9363

2 жыл бұрын

@@marjoleinvanstraelen5925 Horrifying, lol. Don't those plushies already exist somewhere?

@marjoleinvanstraelen5925

2 жыл бұрын

@@marilynlucero9363 well i know there are plushies of people, for example where i live we have a girlband for toddlers and children and theres plushies of them

3:35 I know why this happens! When the store shelving gets moved around for a remodel, poles usually aren't accounted for in their plans so you get THESE. You'd think store managers and whoever draws up the remodel plans would think about the literal structures holding up the ceilings but NOPE! Sincerely, Someone who's worked at two different Walmarts during two separate renovations

10:57 OI that's my post! My life has been accomplished

Elephants do have hair. They might not be fuzzy or soft like other mammals, but they're still considered mammals because they have the hair in the first place.

@KyleRichter34

2 жыл бұрын

Also the arguably more important aspect of being a mammal, breastfeeding their young.

@neshian_draws

2 жыл бұрын

@@KyleRichter34 Thank you.

Everyone laughing until it turns out that the air cooler is actually a reality warping SCP

@koolshrooms437

2 жыл бұрын

Ykw as long as it cools the air I don’t even care

@MCAlexisYT

2 жыл бұрын

At that point 2b2t players would've end crystal'd it to death.

0:44 Editor tapped onto Spamton's way of speech

@fozian9591

2 жыл бұрын

hodog

@notYourBro44

2 жыл бұрын

@@fozian9591 hodog

41st time asking:get all the narrators together in like a discord call and review r/justguysbeing dudes together. Like get Emkay crew, the EZPZ guys,Damien of DeeLee,all of them. Even Lexi.

@Punky_TallKnightStan

2 жыл бұрын

And before anyone calls me out, Ask EmKay is included in the EmKay gang,OG Slazo is included,as are the editors,and although Lexi may not be a guy,she is still one of the guys.

@cristal9841

2 жыл бұрын

I love this concept

@cristal9841

2 жыл бұрын

And specially abt Lexi. My idea would be like an annual get-together

@cristal9841

2 жыл бұрын

Like The "special emkay video that releases once a year"

@darthkyle5295

2 жыл бұрын

@pear gaming 4st time

It's weird just seeing a straight up black background in an emkay vid

@Rocco049

2 жыл бұрын

I just realized why the video looked strange. Thanks for pointing out why!

@TheJoshCarl

2 жыл бұрын

Dark mode! Just add some light gray EmKay hands and viola!

@Rocco049

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheJoshCarl now that would look great

6:08 Obuv are shoes in czech language. But it doesnt help, because the sign is now "Shoes I shoe shoes"

7:44 absolutely obliterated me, thank you jack

@Noblesse_Sapphire

2 жыл бұрын

I can feel myself being disintegrated when I hear that echo xD

6:42 Worse, it's approved by the Department of Education. You'd think the DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION would know how to COUNT.

In all fairness, the bullet at 6:00 hasn't been fired, it still has the casing. So I bet the case could protect from a bullet somebody threw at it 🤷🏻‍♂️

@mursuhillo242

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, that's just a new type of a bullet. You prime it by shooting another bullet at the primer. How it ends up hitting something in the first place, though, is up for guessing.

@LeviathanRX

2 жыл бұрын

Portal Turrets be like

@MTG9745

2 жыл бұрын

I was about to say that, if you're gonna make an ad with a bullet, at least make sure the round is fired first.

@evilrobdog

2 жыл бұрын

In his defence not everyone exactly knows how a bullet works even when they know, they don't really know the most basic of things. Like the bullet separates from the case. Still caseless bullet or bulletless case hahahaha even better when it's on a crime investigation channel as a dedicated ad to the channel itself and it's a flying bullet in its case. Everytime I see it I keep hoping for the episode someone throws a bullet at someone hahaha

@SALSN

Жыл бұрын

@@LeviathanRX came here to make a comment about the bullet being in the casing. Oh well someone did it, might as well make a portal turret reference... Omg someone did that too, what is left for me? 🤣

“Last time I checked elephants didn’t have fur.” Man’s never heard of a mammoth 💀

@timburlingame5893

Жыл бұрын

Well mammoths aren't elephants, so...

@Calvin.Elephants

3 ай бұрын

@@timburlingame5893 what they are

4:13 Fun fact: A QR-Code has an integrated restore missing data algorithm. Sometimes up to 50% of the data can be restored. So maybe the Code is still readable.

@guywhoateallthepizza1031

2 жыл бұрын

The problem is only real time you can scan this is you aren't already waiting where it's supposed to pull in is when the door is open and people are leaving out of it.

5:13 arguably isn't crappy design at all. the words on the shirt are a quote from Hamilton musical ("I'm just like my country - I'm young scrappy and hungry"), so they fit well with the musical theater theme.

@platypusnduck

2 жыл бұрын

i think he thought if u didnt zoom in it looked like it said "young, crappy, and hungry".

@raptorcharly8055

2 жыл бұрын

I'd say the crappy design is that the S is nearly invisible

@SIS3W3N

2 жыл бұрын

Anything based on musical theater is automatically crappy.

@rockinrootbeer1795

2 жыл бұрын

Many people (such as myself) wouldn't get the reference, so it just seems like the kid is neglected and whoever made them wear that shirt is rubbing it in the kid's face. That's what I got out of the post anyway.

@javabean4383

2 жыл бұрын

It's because the S in scrappy isn't visible

0:45 since when was Spam G. Spamton a part of your cast?

Jack, you aren’t chaotic neutral. You’re chaotic chaos.

11:14 you have to click the wiper once immediately after you turn off the engine then they will go to the straight up position so you can fold them out, It’s because seeing the wipers is considered an eyesore so they hide them under the view of the driver

@CampbellMC90

2 жыл бұрын

Yah this is how my car works, 2018 Elantra Gt

1:19 The mispronunciations caused me physical pain

“Young Scrappy and Hungry” is a Hamilton line so it actually fits the Music Theater Camp ad really well

4:27 it says Techno Pizza. Btw I can read this stuff really well, even if it doesn't really make sense to others

5:57 they included the entire cartridge, not just the projectile XD

@stpidstuff

2 жыл бұрын

Here at Aperture Science we fire the whole bullet, that's 65 percent more bullet per bullet

5:49 ~ whoa, hey now, I'd like to know what firearm shoots an entire .357 magnum casing (instead of the bullet) without even striking the primer.

captions:The DOGGY SWORD!!!! 4:49

Cave Johnson here 05:47 here at Aperture we fire the whole bullet, thats 65% more bullet per bullet.

The "Life is a like a mystery box" shirt isn't that crappy I'd wear it

4:39 technopizzica. they're using methods used in optical illusions (namely specific perspective) but even considering that its still nonsense

The bullet one becomes even funnier when you realise that it's the casing that's flying towards the phone

0:30 This about gave him a seizure.

2:00 Mummy me&! Here we go again...

8:36 something tells me he/she is secretly a squid or an octopus If you don’t get this, we’re not friends

@Punky_TallKnightStan

2 жыл бұрын

Hello friend!

@stpidstuff

2 жыл бұрын

It looks like the text in Splatoon

@god_ish

2 жыл бұрын

woomy :}

There’s a crappy design that’s already been on this channel (and an r/notmyjob thumbnail) where they tried to yassify Nald’s McDo-I mean McDonald’s, but ended up accidentally getting NSFW

@JaloDB

2 жыл бұрын

Is it the one the had the M right next to "Yass"

3:40 It’s harder to get them to move by ramming the cart into them.

I have to say...the editing for these videos seem more and more inconsistent. Some of these videos being edited feels like r/Crappydesign or r/Mildlyinfuriating as the outro got short, and now doesn't exist at all. Talking with other folks who watch with me also point this out with me. If it is possible, could we have an outro like it used to be, say, like a couple months back? Yeah... also that random intro music replaying towards the end...what is going on with the quality control?

@1fellswoop614

2 жыл бұрын

They said that they did it to increase watch time, because there's not point in having something if most people are going to skip past it. Most people are here to look at memes without one of those stupid tts channels. also the thing at the end is credits for people working on the videos.

@1fellswoop614

2 жыл бұрын

My apologies, I didn't know what you meant, that's weird about the end lol

@jonahabenhaim1223

2 жыл бұрын

There’s no Credits at the end so it’s also Crappy design

@xanthevink5583

2 жыл бұрын

The random music throughout the whole video is very distracting and also really annoying. As someone who is Neurodivergent it is very distracting

Elephants do indeed have hair. Kinda one of those defining features of mammals and all.

That "Young, Scrappy and Hungry" shirt may be a reference to the piece "(Not Throwing Away) My Shot" from the Hamilton musical.

@javabean4383

2 жыл бұрын

It's because the S in scrappy isn't visible. So it's "young, crappy and hungry". The post was criticizing the photo they used, not the shirt.

0:29 ah i know what it means, M for mario, E for Electronic, The griller is quite simple, it's a baby stroller, another M for mushroom, oh forgor O for Osea, R for round, Sale for.... Seal, Hotdog for a big thicc giant veiny sauce, I for impact, A for the fact that you've peaked in high school , L for ligma, and the last Day for Yaw

@jfashion04

2 жыл бұрын

?

@KleinFlinching

2 жыл бұрын

@@jfashion04 good question

@isappycracks

2 жыл бұрын

@@jfashion04 i dont know bro i think thats some kind of curse

@KleinFlinching

2 жыл бұрын

@@isappycracks I am permanently cursed bc of the local burger King

@isappycracks

2 жыл бұрын

@@KleinFlinching oh let me guess you also ate the huge pork leg?

7:59 The 1% extracting undue money from the poor be like:

0:23 I think the sale is for memorial day.

1:26 Ahh yes, I love going to the Shit Bar

8:43 LCo Inm CO oLnn is what I think it says yet I still don’t know what it says

@Spaceracer_

6 ай бұрын

Maybe it's Lincoln Common?

3:41 Have something like that in our local Goodwill, just a pole taking up a random isle.

3:12 i appreciate the ''imperial personnel only'' sign

Ooooo that ending is fittingly funny. Tuche editor, tuche.

My entire childhood has been ryined by this thumbnail and I will now go through a mid life crisis. Thanks Emkay!

0:33 Jack went completely Mr. Crooker right there.

6:00 "We fire the whole bullet. That's 65% more bullet per bullet!"

Jay is pure chaos

3:42 You can jump over the people that stay still in the aisles. You cannot do this with the poles.

5:59 it's also an entire round, with the shell still on. Must be a portal reference.

3:41 That's not store's fault. The corporation has a set width for each aisle, and a set width for the middle roadways. No matter what, those poles will *never* tessellate with any store's aisles.

@clays.8122

Жыл бұрын

This.

0:44 that's how I imagined Spamton G Spamton would talk

Oh my gosh I saw the same “Raw Kids” thing at Target today!🤣

0:57 it makes sense why that would be in Spain… except the S is silent.

@fozian9591

2 жыл бұрын

spin

@brockbracken318

2 жыл бұрын

@@fozian9591 sorry, I meant S.

0:50 spimtan

Never been so early to an emkay video excellent luck 👌👌👍👍

I loved the music kicking into high gear on the last post, can we keep this as a recurring part of the video?

0:17 *this is where things is going none-sense*

I feel like he would be AMAZING at advertising

We need a video of the emkay crew saying random and werid stuff in one video

Lately, my baby half brother has been obsessed with picking up sticks. He would LOVE those shoes there near the end of the video.

11:30 Let’s genetically engineer Wooly Mammoths back into existence like Jurassic Park

3:00 and the fact that its obviously 2 different people doesnt help 7:47 i got an ad at this time and it made it so much better lol

Damn i come home and immediately emjay uploads? Sick

The "H O T D O G" is just mmmmm

3:38 My local Walmart has at least 3 of these. Like, who tf thought that was a good idea??

the long neck almost made me make a star wars kaminoan joke but u beat me to it

Anyone else find crappy design kinda funny?

@GooberX82

2 жыл бұрын

It is funny.

@buck3401

2 жыл бұрын

that's why it has it's own sub reddit

@okayno4045

2 жыл бұрын

It's supposed to be funny

@theunknown5564

2 жыл бұрын

@@buck3401 I’m aware I just wanted to see how people would respond to my comment

5:19 -Cries in Hamilton-

I was litreally confused about what was missing about the video, the thing missing was apperantly the background. Really weird to see them not use it.

@decepticusprevails

2 жыл бұрын

People were bitching about it being "too bright"

@amaralghamdi8339

2 жыл бұрын

@@decepticusprevails Bruh was that actually the reason why they removed it?

5:13 that’s perfectly acceptable though? I mean they might get sued for copyright, but the shirt’s still theatre related 😭

YEAH YEAH I'M HERE I'M JUST A LITTLE DIFFERENT

Thank u for night mode emkay editor

I miss the intros and the fan art outros 🥺

The advertisement at the beginning of the video was for a Memorial Day sale. As a graphic designer I’m disappointed but not surprised.

*Gets stick stuck in shoe* Dogs: *Heavy breathing*

7:49 is my absolute favorite part.

I kind of want "Young, Crappy and Hungry" on a shirt. It speaks to me.

what did they expect the elephant plushy to be made of? leather? cozy...

Jesus Christ, Noah you better get in the boat right now!

8:09 looks to be in Sweden. Swedish text. Also i have seen that type of Price signs in the backround. I would Guess Dollarstore or Rusta?

3:00 hey it's Brazil

Dark background?? Ooooooooo. Emkay videos coming in dark mode now. Edit: the complete lack of an end was jarring.

The elephant plushy thing... I'm fine with that one. What did they want, one made with leather or something? That ain't cuddly.

PLAYLISTED for the start alone! XD

1:18 The funniest thing is that "merde" in italian means "shits"

6:10 I HEEL shoes I saw it like immediately. (This only works if it's a shoe repair shop- or does shoe repair ig- but I think it's hella cool)

I’m happy I’m watching a early emkay video

6:02 this isn't crappy design, the phone is being shot at by an aperture science brand turret ©

I need to see a r/crappydesign special feature on the Fillmore East posters of Bonnie MacLean.

0:18 Yeah, I knew you were Spamton since always.

That E was spectacular.

NOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@noahxolotl

2 жыл бұрын

Here I am!

@saint_editz6776

2 жыл бұрын

@@noahxolotl OMG NOAH BUT FURRY

@noahxolotl

2 жыл бұрын

@@saint_editz6776 Hell Yea😎 I wouldn't even need the boat, but i'm unselfish 💖

@saint_editz6776

2 жыл бұрын

@@noahxolotl😎😎😎😎

No not the boot the *BOAT*

4:45 I can't even tell if the mammoth or at least the background is just yoinked from skyrim, the graphics, art style and landscape are extremely similar

yes

so guys i just found out you can still find bananas with seeds and holy shit the seeds are fucking huge

@Punky_TallKnightStan

2 жыл бұрын

Did you know that you can get watermelon that has no edible part? It's entirely rind,to the core.

@mook_butt8037

2 жыл бұрын

They’re pretty much *just* seeds from what I remember

@Punky_TallKnightStan

2 жыл бұрын

And 666 is evil,therefore the root of evil is...give me a few minutes pls I love math.

7:47 This sign is in my school hallway, I need to pass it everyday to get to class, and it annoys me to all hell. LIKE WHY IS THE E SO STRETCHED!?

this video feels unfinished, like we weren't supposed to see it