All bosses listed and ranked based on stats and attributes: *Dan* 8/10 Although Dan is the first boss you should encounter, he portrays power that is not to be reckoned with. His only move is "CAWWW", however this move is very powerful as it utilities Dan's penguin head and his lightsabre, making him extremely potent on the battlefield. Furthermore, he has one of, if not the most, complex series of battle stages, meaning he is unpredictable and you have to be ready for when he sheds his table and sprints at you with lethal speed. Fortunately you are rewarded with a sick beat if you manage to defeat him. *Extend-O-Hugger* 6/10 You might've expected this boss to be ranked lower as he has no _physically_ damaging attributes, however; his silent movement combined with his ability to bombard you with constant and lingering shrieks makes him very stealthy, and can leave even the most hardened and experienced players beg for mercy on their knees if they are to be caught off-guard. To top this all off his drop is utterly useless in this version of the game (1.0). *Spider Cat* 7/10 This boss would easily get a 10/10 if he was even somewhat mobile, as this would make his double urinate ability borderline broken. Where he lacks in movement he gains intimidation factor and unpredictability, as his ability to rotate his head 360 degrees and his ability to shoot lasers out of his eyes, which always look in different directions from each other and change position after every encounter, makes him one of the most RNG based bosses in the game; all this combined with the fact that he makes you blind upon defeat, makes him truly a dangerous boss. *Longe Boye* 2/10 Probably the easiest boss in the game, Longe Boye posses no real threat whatsoever. He has no damaging moves, mental or physical, he can only live in arctic regions, and he doesn't even drop anything upon defeat. The only reason he doesn't have a 0 on this list is because he can be quite annoying if he is left in the battlefield to duplicate endlessly. *The Squat Brothers* 3/10 Only a slight improvement from Longe Boye, these two pose no physical threat, however they are able to shout rude London slang if agitated. The only real reason to even enter combat with this boss is for the full adidas set at the end, which is quite a nice reward compared to others. *The Stabbo Crabbo* 10/10 The Stabbo Crabbo is one of the two SS rated bosses on this list, along with the final, unnamed boss. His mastery of the knife, a weak but strong weapon in the right pincers, has made him on of the most effective killing machines to ever come unto this planet. This combined with hydromancy and the instant kill of one of your raid members in phase two gives him a 10/10 on this list. His drop (imitation crab meat) also makes some very nice imitation crab meat sandwiches. *Lin Feng* 4/10 Lin Feng is very, very situational, but under the right conditions he is absolutely lethal; but only under the right conditions, which is why he is only a 4/10. His drops are quite good on the other hand, as the monsters inc pyjamas are a good replacement for the full adidas set if you didn't pick that up before, and a free bottle of water can never hurt (unless anally projected into Lin Feng). *Ringcat* Now this one is weird, as he is categorized as a boss, yet you cannot fight him. He is more of just an NPC that gives you free rewards, so you could just kill him and retain your eyesight, or free him and gain +1 wish; the choice is yours. *Pookie* ??? unknown *Joaqoum* 8/10 A very underestimated boss, Joaqoum is actually one of the stronger bosses in the game. His extremely high IQ combined with "random" fireball shots that fly at 60mph makes him very deadly. His strength however, is low, his speed too, so if you manage to get close enough to him through the barrage of molten rock he is hurling at you, it should be an easy kill. His drop rewards are that he steals your eyesight once more, this time there is no getting it back unless you still have that wish saved up from the Ringcat. *unnamed* 10/10 The final boss of the game, this one can traumatize anyone physically and emotionally, causing such severe trauma that has often lead to suicide just hours later after defeat. Half it's kit is useless, as after obtaining blindness for the second time you cannot see its monumental ear growth or it's judgemental stare, however you can get stomped on and pushed off of a table simultaneously, which can lead to many serious injuries and diseases, if you do not die instantly from shock. It's reward, is it's most deadly factor. It makes you blind for the third time in the game, making you unable to see forever. This realization can lead people into taking their own lives over living out a fate such as this one. All this combined gives this boss a solid and definite, 10/10.

@Lyre-Archon

6 жыл бұрын

Why did you write that just why

@tomkrause5158

6 жыл бұрын

Long Boye, Ringcat and Pookie are actually just semi-bosses.

@ramari1600

6 жыл бұрын

I thoroughly enjoyed this entire comment. Thank you for this

@psiseven

6 жыл бұрын

You are a brilliant person with too much time on your hands

@AurelianSkies

6 жыл бұрын

Damn... that was a good read. Thank you for that.

“What does he drop?” “A sick beat.” That was one of the best jokes in SootHouse history.

@Rexvivor

3 жыл бұрын

@@KingOfFrye damn.

@iamnotanorange6020

3 жыл бұрын

facts

@donny8695

3 жыл бұрын

We're all here just watching old soothouse videos

@iamnotanorange6020

3 жыл бұрын

@@PartyhatRS what was the best one then

@iggletwiggle5086

3 жыл бұрын

That’s sad

Name: SootHouse Abilities: -Comedic blast -Shitposting -Pant consumption Disabilities: Too many...

@thotdestroyer458

6 жыл бұрын

No u

@thotdestroyer458

6 жыл бұрын

Abilities: unbeatable comeback

@Thwack992

6 жыл бұрын

Disabilities: Yes

@donovandirk6063

6 жыл бұрын

Pants consumption....

@sosansational

6 жыл бұрын

drops: edible trousers

The moral of the story: don't fight cats, or you'll be blind.

@bornofpixels

3 жыл бұрын

Correction: you'll be blind, then not blind, then blind again, then more blindness

@honksss

3 жыл бұрын

@@bornofpixels b lind

@diino8081

2 жыл бұрын

this explains a lot

@gattodacatto

2 жыл бұрын

Ask nick fury

@zekaizerguy1181

Жыл бұрын

My dog almost got blinded once by a cat he fought. The little devils often go for the eyes, so there's some truth to be found here.

Name: dad -aggressive -belt attack (lowers charisma by 5) Drops: me as a child

@funkyou9614

2 жыл бұрын

Are you ok?

@procrastination309

2 жыл бұрын

THIS IS AMAZING

@Pixelusually

2 жыл бұрын

High chance of disappearing

@paintingroxy1668

2 жыл бұрын

@@Pixelusually 98.9 % of the boss disappearing to get a jug of milk, if you're lucky he hasn't left yet, then you should definitely battle him, I did get a chance to battle him but I didn't get the reward >:(

@deathplayz7616

2 жыл бұрын

POV : you defeat dad and you got u

"Those balloons have been kissed a lot. must've been a hot night for that do-" *"POOKIE, **_MASTER OF THE SKIES_** "*

@timmyg8888

4 жыл бұрын

More like *"P O O K I E , M A S T E R O F T H E S K I E S"*

“What’s he drop?” “A sick beat.”

@babynuggethead5576

6 жыл бұрын

This...Sick...Beat!

@danprism556

6 жыл бұрын

Do not take the beats

@SuperSansCraftPhone

6 жыл бұрын

(Kills him) Me: what is this? (Picks it up) (Dub step starts playing of every song) Me: fuck...

@lachelnderhund

6 жыл бұрын

I sneezed on the beat and the beat got sicka

@freedomfig3276

6 жыл бұрын

Pop pop det pop bang bosh

In phase two,the entry will be locked and The Squat Brothers will start speaking in rhymes,and they'll challenge you to a rap battle,so make sure you have that Sick Beat with ya, but if you lose,you'll take hefty burn damage.

@2001CuisinartToasterr

4 жыл бұрын

It not a phase two when you beat them you can see them again and they will be enraged

@dan_the_swag_man6937

3 жыл бұрын

*"Let me show you how to scratch it!"*

@gamerguydoesepix5530

3 жыл бұрын

@Lula Stevens thats what i thought!

@water7962

3 жыл бұрын

And then he drops blindnesss.

@bonelessmice6828

3 жыл бұрын

yes you get given a recording device at the very start of the game, so you can record the sick beat

The Slav Brothers is SCP-001 "Gate Guardians"

@ethananderson2327

4 жыл бұрын

“Cyka Blyat” says the two angelic beings wrapped in the holy light as they pulled out two golden kalashnikovs and eviscerated my soul with holy gunfire as my vision blackened I saw Lenin himself nodding in approval of the two gopniks work

@gabrielkaua4718

4 жыл бұрын

Finally some good fucking comment

@chosen_undeadd544

4 жыл бұрын

gate guardian was agent strelkinov all along, my god, we chechens are all going down

@yuhyeet3153

4 жыл бұрын

And then SCP-001 "when day breaks" turns everyone into a slime blob

@iliam4758

4 жыл бұрын

There health drink is vodka

6:14 he sucks water out of your body, and excretes it, freezes it, and uses it as a spear in phase 2

@Ott3rpup

5 жыл бұрын

*this needs more likes*

@Ratacorp-001

5 жыл бұрын

100 likes!

@synical_zero0003

5 жыл бұрын

Luci the Fox Luci the Fox Ikr, this comment is golden.

@off6006

5 жыл бұрын

twohealthbarrs

@gfdfdgfdghgdhs234

5 жыл бұрын

666th like

*I can smell many Indie rpg makers watching this video*

@sirpopotin7789

5 жыл бұрын

**hide in the corner** Distant voice:not me

@republicofengineers1983

3 жыл бұрын

Someone needs to make an RPG with these characters in it. I know I’d play it 😀

@zhangthehuman

3 жыл бұрын

That would be epic

@cheryl_the_bakarashii_cherry

3 жыл бұрын

@@republicofengineers1983 actually r/bossfight the game exists edit: link www.reddit.com/r/BossFightsTheGame

@thewindthatblows

2 жыл бұрын

They look like normal Earthbound enemies

The ultimate boss battle: Depression

@bagpussguitars6004

5 жыл бұрын

We all lose

@gypsyrose4301

5 жыл бұрын

DEATH

@Weeb_Fox

5 жыл бұрын

No weaknesses. Drops nothing.

@kurtm6629

4 жыл бұрын

*grabs gun* lets do this

@unassumingprofilepicture8642

4 жыл бұрын

Abilities: D E A T H

leaked smash bros characters

@trophy5510

6 жыл бұрын

kaichwis I

@annarenfold438

5 жыл бұрын

Pookie would be top tier but the Squat Bros more than likely will be banned.

*"Dies in heat"* Didn't know Longe Boye is an arctic female ferret in disguise.

@B0rg3rr_

3 жыл бұрын

H a a

@bonelessmice6828

2 жыл бұрын

that’s why he’s called the icy deceiver

Free the ring cat and wish for eye sight instead of killing him

@emeraldcrafter7805

3 жыл бұрын

@NaZu! first you free him, wish for vision after being blinded, then since there are multiple cats that blind you, come back and then kill it, boom you get two uses

two years later and I realize you can hear someone's fidget spinner over the credits

_Yes I won the battle! What do I get? _*_Just more fucking blindness_*

@Rayven_420

6 жыл бұрын

*Defeats Spidercat* *Receives Cataract* *Goes onto NG+* *Receives double Cataract*

@meemcusmeemcus8293

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

@whiskeysilver7081

6 жыл бұрын

LaX +2blindness

@jakwishjake

6 жыл бұрын

Roll D20 if 4 or above times cataract by number on D20 Kf number is higher than 10 roll another D20 with the same effect until failure

@mericaman8877

6 жыл бұрын

Lucky! I only got wasted time...

5:50 his name should have been Hydrasian Kid

@duchessmoon-neko2935

6 жыл бұрын

I hate and love you at the same time.

"Can only attack when anally Jetted" He does not even need to fight me, that description is enough to kill me

“You kill him and he drops a sick beat” Dan: *dies* Also Dan: his name is Philza Minecraft and he is quite old

@Sreeto

11 ай бұрын

YES

Has anyone realized that they have the most BASIC names except for Rhianna? Will George Charlie Matt Jack Dan David *Rhianna*

@user-vf3cb7vk8z

5 жыл бұрын

She only talks once every 3 videos so I forgot she existed tbh

@NotHappernot

5 жыл бұрын

Profile Picture what about wilbur?

@ryancuster1607

5 жыл бұрын

ShadeBeastify58 People call him Will instead of Wilbur

@pyrrhicentropy9403

5 жыл бұрын

Except for the fact that rhianna is basic af now

@tsunamiwolf5356

5 жыл бұрын

Rhianna is pretty basic

7:44 YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO NAME HIM **UP DOG** BRUH

@mcbadrobotvoice8155

6 жыл бұрын

Doom Haxor what is up dog?

@nickkilmer7371

6 жыл бұрын

mc bad robot voice just watching a shitty KZread video

@burner887

6 жыл бұрын

mc bad robot voice the dog from Up

@andrewlebus4850

6 жыл бұрын

whats that smell

@catofoz5146

6 жыл бұрын

you had the chance to not say bruh and lose your dignity

someone please make this into a game

@collateralanimation5254

4 жыл бұрын

I shall be adding them to bruh.game, which is based on the bounties from bruh.webstite

@youtubeenjoyer-pf3tu

4 жыл бұрын

@@collateralanimation5254 I cant express how disappointed I was to find out it's not real

@Mallony

4 жыл бұрын

I'm working on the animations. The game will be maybe 10 minutes long.

@Mallony

4 жыл бұрын

@うん sure I actually put it aside for a while but I will be working on it again soon. If possible it would be great to get some feedback and recommendations. Also it won't be in steam or itch.io

@zcgamerandreacts2762

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mallony you absolute madlad.

Thanos:snaps Also thanos:why do I hear sick beats

"do you play the video games?" "no" "I am the pure boi"

The first guy *Imprisms* you.

@dominiccastillolee-ahyen4733

6 жыл бұрын

Chicken Permission really now?

@TheIndogamer

6 жыл бұрын

Well done.

@korncobb6826

6 жыл бұрын

I'm proud.

@OzSeoux

6 жыл бұрын

Chicken Permission ahahaha get out of here

@Soda_Drunka

6 жыл бұрын

Chicken Permission Jesus how long did it take to think of that?

Squat brothers: Invincible when squatting, can only be lured out of defensive stance using vodka or sunflower seeds. When killed, drops keys to T-13

"When they're squatting, they're near invincible" This is a Steel Ball Run reference.

@francescotudisca3916

4 жыл бұрын

Do they have love train while squatting?

@tacticalnuke0029

4 жыл бұрын

No, they are 20th Century Boys when squatting

@trazyntheinfinitearchivist7866

4 жыл бұрын

Oh really? Cool

@half-bakedtomsin3129

4 жыл бұрын

Wait idk what happens in SBR i dont reas manga

@kurthynum2316

4 жыл бұрын

Their attack is the squat dance

If you use the Ringcat skip, you can actually fight Ringcat after defeating the final boss. This allows you to make the wish to regain your sight after killing all of the bosses with the ability to blind you. If you do this correctly, you get the true ending of the game. It answers a lot of the questions that were left unanswered in the other ending.

@keklypuzz1513

6 жыл бұрын

Buckowens Aka some random guy you forgot the part where you must have monsters inc pajamas equipped

@hamter504

6 жыл бұрын

The blindness was a last ditch effort for the cats to defeat the party. After the wish is granted... You see a light, brighter than any other. The quest is over, humanity and the others have been saved by the cat menace... Your soul is freed, with the choice of new game plus, or ending it...

@tigerfestivals5137

6 жыл бұрын

UrBoiChub YT This is some Nier Automata level shit

@captainsoban

6 жыл бұрын

Well no, the questions were answered in the other ending, you just needed to read the cypher the needlessly cryptic mystic was shoving in your face. The Mystic was also blind, and thus couldn't see your cataracts.

@asperRader

6 жыл бұрын

But what about the boss that appears when you wish for everyone else to be blind instead of healing yourself? i.redd.it/w5dmf0q40xm01.jpg This guy... I've fucking nightmares...

Extendo hugger is an exaggerated canadian

@cherrybutter3413

6 жыл бұрын

Strongpowerthanku the ultimate "eh"

@thotdestroyer458

6 жыл бұрын

Wanna hug, eh?

@gabrielperron7403

6 жыл бұрын

And his hug caused you to catch Canadian syndrome were you becom extend0 hugger I know because I already have become infected

@andrewthomasprism9388

6 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@littleguy2498

5 жыл бұрын

lool

4:37 I'm sorry, didn't you JUST say that this boss was OPTIONAL?

@hypersonic2828

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah? Optional means you don't HAVE to fight them, but you can if you want.

me:stares DAN in the eyes *presses goose button*

*TOP 10 ANIME BOSS BATTLES*

@thesupertendent8973

6 жыл бұрын

Sam Patterson: WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE

@thesupertendent8973

6 жыл бұрын

Sam Patterson:ahh

@CapitalLuke

6 жыл бұрын

Sam Patterson Top ten anime bosses

@amby-mo3vk

6 жыл бұрын

YOU WON'T BELIEVE NUMBER 5

@sheckelliberator7931

6 жыл бұрын

EVERYWHEREE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LEAVE ME ALONE

When you kill me I drop a thank you note

@ecreipnor2054

5 жыл бұрын

HAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAA

@papafrenchie6088

5 жыл бұрын

Now thats what I call a meme I've seen 1 year ago

@somestupiddudewithayoutube4676

5 жыл бұрын

Nice

@nabstablooktheghost721

5 жыл бұрын

When you kill me,i drop a note of me sticking up the middle finger.

@whosimaraa

4 жыл бұрын

@@nabstablooktheghost721 same

9:35 My version of the boss McGonagall- the Titan ▪stomp - aoe (attack) ▪roar - -5 defence (magical) ▪Ear-growth - +6 intimidation (support action) Drops: the 7th Chaos Emerald

@3.2187_Kilometres

4 жыл бұрын

Nah he drops the damn 4th chaos emerald.

@-DumpsterFire

3 жыл бұрын

he drops his offspring

@-DumpsterFire

3 жыл бұрын

now you have more gremlins to deal with

@bonelessmice6828

3 жыл бұрын

@@-DumpsterFire he just splits into smaller versions

about Joaqoum's hat: that fluff that you see on the edge and top is his head. The cone is to channel his psychic power

Every day I find out a new word that Europeans spell differently than Americans Gray vs Grey Color vs Colour Boi vs Boye

@RandyRandomson

6 жыл бұрын

Someone You Don't Know oh

@dragutintheslav-veliki790

6 жыл бұрын

By saying Europeans you mean just the UK, right?

@lividsphincter4098

6 жыл бұрын

Dragutin the Slav- Veliki They can leave the EU all the want, they are still European.

@cnut7383

6 жыл бұрын

Everyone uses boye nerd, it's a spicier way of saying and usually refers to dogs and other good boyes

@dragutintheslav-veliki790

6 жыл бұрын

livid sphincter+ I know that, just like Serbia for example, they aren't in EU but are European because that country is located on European continent. Also, I didn't mention European Union in my previous comment but okay.

Who needs dark souls remastered? Edit: who needs dark souls remastered *when you have this*

@walterwhite8477

6 жыл бұрын

A massive Weeb meep

@theinventor4537

6 жыл бұрын

I need Ornstein’s godly spear in me now.

@theepickestkid318

6 жыл бұрын

This IS dark souls remastered

@srmse.

6 жыл бұрын

Me

@icedtea4161

6 жыл бұрын

A massive Weeb yes

"What does he drop?" Dan: A sick beat.

00:45 I just realized there's a human is there.

I sure as shit would love to watch them play D&D. I bet they’d come up with some interesting characters..

@merijn4440

5 жыл бұрын

Some of them do play DnD don't they?

@tinyfoxpaw6670

5 жыл бұрын

It would get easily side tracked I would guess

@memistcentral2044

5 жыл бұрын

Trench

@dittodude6569

4 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah

@Jc-yg4ef

4 жыл бұрын

I’m not sure if “interesting” is the right word

We need a part 2 ASAP

@TheOneButter

5 жыл бұрын

let’s hope SootHouse is already making a sequel to one of the greatest games ever made.

@joedavidson7893

5 жыл бұрын

Yeo

@chill_like_that

5 жыл бұрын

* 7 months later *

@aranycal2

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@Onio_Saiyan

5 жыл бұрын

ASA-Bean...

8:21, Joaqoum was not born with the immortality of his brothers and thus he betrayed them by telling the humans the secret to defeating cats. He then made the grand archives, a place containing all knowledge in the world, including the secret of immortality for the otherwise mortal feline.

4:40 I think they drop vodka They can attack also with an AK 47

@dezanfahreza149

5 жыл бұрын

Stationary turrets

I was petting my cat whilst watching this video. Then he fll asleep next to me... his fur went in my eyes and blinded me... does that mean that i defeated the fifth cat boss?

@Elli_s5672

6 жыл бұрын

Solomon the kaiju demon i think so also you won *35* *rpg-bucks* and *145* *exp*

@Bicholover5487

6 жыл бұрын

And also chest

@stwbmc98

5 жыл бұрын

How did you type this if you’re blind? r/quityourbullshit

@mahn3580

5 жыл бұрын

stwbmc98 r/thisisawooooshandimtotallynotmemeingtotallydontknowitsajoke

MY FAVORITE GAME IS MARIEO

@crisisclan2663

6 жыл бұрын

Kingof Grim mario

@devector9491

6 жыл бұрын

SURP MARIEO GALYX was my favorite 3d MARIEO game.

@Kelvoraax

6 жыл бұрын

*MARIA!* Kill me now

@basedatlarge5727

6 жыл бұрын

Dude, my favourite is "Loogies Mansion"

@Jooju413

6 жыл бұрын

*Marmo*

When you've been binging soothouse like an absolute mad lad and you understand the imitation crab meat reference...

British lads giggling at pictures. All I can ask of the world tbh

The cats are the horsemen of the Apocalypse

@ladylaurel5941

6 жыл бұрын

Don’t you mean the catmen of the apocalypse?

@dealerofdeeth6043

6 жыл бұрын

Lauryn L. Shit u right

@lucasdelaplace2795

6 жыл бұрын

Wait why catmen and not horsecat?

@ladylaurel5941

6 жыл бұрын

Horsecat sounds horrifying, that's why. Imagine a hybrid of a cat and a horse. Unholy.

@lucasdelaplace2795

6 жыл бұрын

I know, i am instilling nightmares into you

Adidas set: Increases move and attack speed, but lowers defense. Able to understand Russian while wearing

@gerome3270

6 жыл бұрын

all slavic languages*

@agni_rai_

6 жыл бұрын

heals more when drinking vodka and dancing to hardbass

@stelfer

6 жыл бұрын

And All Day I Dream About Sex

@ayyteen

6 жыл бұрын

A Fascist Froggie Set skill: able to infinitely Slav squat without getting tired, which allows you to get +7 reputation from slavics

@flamingemberproductionstud1120

6 жыл бұрын

But unable to resist any hard bass

3:13 yay loot ends up as the black heart bear

i would change something about the final cat. if you get cought by Judgement Stare it will lower your stats by a value based on your bad karma more bad karma = more lowered stats also it makes you recive 2x damage he also steals your magicka making him stronger and the bigger the ears the more he will steal lore: one of the 3 cat brothers, in the past they were 4 cats but the Nameless Cat was greedy for power and was sealed in the 3 Cat Brothers Dungeon and nobody knows his name to fight him you need to defeat the 3 brothers and retrive pieces of the key to the sealed door at the end of the 3 Cat Brothers Dungeon he can drop The Staff Of Judgement that can do the same thing as Judgement Stare but it drains your whole magicka and some of your health and can be used only once per day and i just spent my time thinking about making fucking cat boss fight, why? i dont know im fucking dumb EDIT: you get bad karma by doing bad things like killing ( good) NPC's or other bad things

The squat brothers really? Not the gopnik-gargoyles

@cheezburgrproduction

6 жыл бұрын

Funus their western spy status is affirmed

@gerbert992

6 жыл бұрын

Funus what about the 20th century boys

Someone needs to make a soothouse rpg where these bosses are the main enemy's

@arkaidov

6 жыл бұрын

Yes

@snowyicicle1335

6 жыл бұрын

Rpg maker is of utmost quality.

"Hi guys, wilbur here I don't get this joke I tried to look it up but I still don't get it I hope it's funny/makes sense I left it in for all you weeb trash If it doesn't make sense blame Jack" I can't lmfao-

4:01 **Soviet Anthem starts to play**

I wish dark souls had the squat brothers instead of the belfry gargoyles.

@Jooju413

6 жыл бұрын

*Ornstein + Smough

@TheArnoldification

6 жыл бұрын

Dark souls remastered is coming

I just have this feeling that the Squat Brothers will be the best bossfight. Idk why.

@annarenfold438

5 жыл бұрын

Best bossfight, but also the easiest one and the one that keeps coming back in sequels and spin-offs.

@electrum5579

5 жыл бұрын

Thay are similar to the Watcher Knights

@ineedanoriginalnamesogivei114

4 жыл бұрын

An epic boss with balanced difficulty and a good armor as a drop. though the final boss might be just a bit more fun

@tevthecanadian3250

4 жыл бұрын

The victory song upon defeat would be either the Soviet National Anthem or Cheeki Breeki hardbass.

@theloweffortchannel7211

4 жыл бұрын

they can summon bandits

The stripes of your logo aren't perfectly centred ._. my brain just died ._. I'm sorry

For all the cat fights, they should lower their attack and defence if you have a cucumber on you

The Four Catmen of the Apocalypse.

@clawcakes

6 жыл бұрын

yesyesyesyesyes

@bigjimbo3917

6 жыл бұрын

*eyeseyeseyeseyeseyes

@lethos8811

6 жыл бұрын

ApoCatlypse*

@goldenstranger291

6 жыл бұрын

Said by the dog

@bigjimbo3917

6 жыл бұрын

^ said by the rat

*e l s t a b b o c r a b B O*

I first watched this not knowing who any of them were. Now that I watch Wilbur's videos, this is a universal video to me.

Since Pookie and that pancake man was left alone I'll shall talk about them. Pookie (A.k.a. Master of the sky's) Hp: 350 Attack's: Doggo Leftover Bones Damage: 21 Critical Hit: 34 ---------------------------- Special's: Balloon Grab: Pookie with his power he ordered the balloon's to grab one of your allies for the next 4 rounds, your Allie will be taken to the sky's granting your Allie an instant k.o. You can free them by useing ranger's ------------------------------------------------ Balloon Troops: Pookie will send one of his troops to defend pookie, melee will not work, only range will defeat them. Attack: 11 Hp:40 ------------------------------------------------------ Pookie's Support: Floating Melee's will not effect pookie only ranger's can ---------------------------------------------------- Pookie's Final Attack: War Bark (War Cry) Pookie's will bark witch instantly balloon's will grant 15 Defense And 15 Attack Panko Hp:420 Attack's Stab.: Damage: 27 Critical Hit: 39 Chance of bleeding : 37% chance Bleeding effect stop's after 3 rounds Bleeding Damage: 11 ---------------------------------------------------- Special's Charge Attack: Panko will charge up for an powerful attack after 2 rounds Attack: 49 Critical Hit: 63!

@DLC_PR016

5 жыл бұрын

Pookie Drops: The legendary balloons of fast travel Panko drops: His machete which is equal to the stabbo crabbo’s knife making it the strongest weapon in the game of it wasn’t the downside of the stabbo crabbo being one of the weapons in the game. His mask although has one durability grants you the smell of pancakes which long boy can sense if you didn’t defeat him earlier and +30 speed

@Imfreakingawsome-uu1fk

5 жыл бұрын

Why thank you old meme.

@heiwiik8744

4 жыл бұрын

jesus

The last cat boss is now called Rasputin. That is the name the screen whispered to me

@olliegoria

6 жыл бұрын

Think you should check your screen out if it's whispering shit to you.

@MiotaLee

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the tip bro.

@somestupiddudewithayoutube4676

6 жыл бұрын

Kool

@denizyuksel5093

6 жыл бұрын

MiotaLee Wait a second, does that mean he is the cat that really was gone off?

@edrickjohnson2857

6 жыл бұрын

The Greatest Grammar Nazi To Ever Live *takes of glasses in awe* GODDAMN...

Although the final boss drops blindness leaving you to do all of the post-game without sight, there's actually a glitch that if you didn't fight the squat brothers earlier on, if you defeat them and get the adidas tracksuit and equip it, your eyesight will return, allowing you to fully experience the post-game.

@frog6992

6 жыл бұрын

Riley Rezza If you spare them they block the blindness

@SuperSansCraftPhone

6 жыл бұрын

Or you use that wish from RingCat

@dr.disaster422

6 жыл бұрын

The brothers squat take the first two cataracts for you for sparing them, and ring cat's wish can free you of the final set of blindness

@residentfacehead3465

5 жыл бұрын

Or use ring cats wish during the final fight. Wish for sight. Then after killing him blindly stumble back to ring cat. Kill him. Eye sight

4:03 - The Pillar Men

clearly spider cat is a mandatory boss, because the second half of the game is regaining your eyesight.

They aren’t actually terrible.

@EllisHudsonn

6 жыл бұрын

Kayleigh • ...

@lgrozdanovic769

6 жыл бұрын

+8 Bit Gamer ...°...°.····.··...

Name: Me Ability: Yes Disability: No

@mr.nobody4338

6 жыл бұрын

You should be the final boss of an RPG.

@gabriellegibby3293

6 жыл бұрын

Name: Me Ability: No Disability: Yes

@milk6741

6 жыл бұрын

Gabrielle Gibby what

@user-fk9uo3mt6t

6 жыл бұрын

Toyota 86 ricer

@gabriellegibby3293

6 жыл бұрын

﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ O'RLY? ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ O'RLY? Oh you know

I would imagine the Spider-Cat is a common enemy and just fills your inventory with dead birds

I was thinking Dan would drop hexagonal armor

i want to play a game of d&d and these are the bosses

@arenomusic

5 жыл бұрын

ThatCockyBooma There was a discord where people were trying to make this an actual game

@boltstrikes429

5 жыл бұрын

@@arenomusic really? Is it still a thing?

@feragosmyxixarashtra7948

5 жыл бұрын

Oh man now i want to be on this Server

@boltstrikes429

5 жыл бұрын

@@feragosmyxixarashtra7948 yeah because that sounds really fucking dope

@feragosmyxixarashtra7948

5 жыл бұрын

@@boltstrikes429 yeah

You guys are aces at improv Unless its just an editing trick to make everyone sound skilled

@rompevuevitos222

6 жыл бұрын

They are 6-7 people, how could they not come up with something good?

I think the name of the guy in 7:49 Should be *THE PAN-CAKEGLADIATOR* His special attack is hit u with his goddam machete He drops pancake syrup

no wayyyyyyyyyyy I can't believe my ring cat made it into a vid :0

The pancake and machete guy was my steam profile picture for actually long time.

@Thatsaspicymemeball

5 жыл бұрын

do you live in latvia

@cranberryegg1236

4 жыл бұрын

do you live in latvia

@RubikDash

4 жыл бұрын

do you live in latvia

@yuzma4464

4 жыл бұрын

do you live in latvia

@tevthecanadian3250

4 жыл бұрын

do you live in latvia

Dark souls 4 looks lit

@truckdashcam7484

6 жыл бұрын

Anti Clan it really does

@hoonterofhoonters6588

6 жыл бұрын

It's even darker than its predecessors since you're blind for half of the game.

@juanwick3560

6 жыл бұрын

Dark souls 3 was the last game

The final cat boss should drop a ball of wool, which then can distract any cat enemies nearby, of which there are only 5, which are in that raid. It has no effect on other enemies.

You guys are a lot of fun. I'd love to see you guys do more stuff with Carson too, there's a lot of comedic chemistry between your group and him individually.

@Scourgeoftengri

3 жыл бұрын

Sad

I am having trouble defeating the stabbo crabbo. I always die to the tenth attack, help?

@plbster

6 жыл бұрын

Did you skip the squat brother fight?

@ben10inches

6 жыл бұрын

You're supposed to enter the water when he does the land charge attack then quickly get out of the water when he reverts them back to land

@hamter504

6 жыл бұрын

Pyromancy is useless in this fight, use any weapon that can crush armor, or penetrate it. The Adidas Set can increase your stats, which can help a lot. Also, resistance to stab attacks is good.

@QuantemDeconstructor

6 жыл бұрын

Using high puncture resist gear will help a ton since his only attack is the signature Crabbo Stabbo, also make sure you have no lightning equipment on as that can kill you

@therealbubble4696

6 жыл бұрын

Also he can easily reject sword attacks so try using shadow bow as its hard to dodge for him

4:54: You mess with the crabbo you get the stabbo

@cryzone2376

5 жыл бұрын

from da vid

@thomasfowler2140

5 жыл бұрын

Bappo get Slappo

Would love to see more of this type of content! Love it.

The boss fights against the legendary cats leave you visually impaired, forcing the player to rethink their strategies and teaching them to not only trust their eyes. The player must learn to use sound and vibrations from the controller to perceive threats, until they are able to win their sight back. This new knowledge proves useful at the final boss against the scourge of both sea and land, Stabbo Crabbo. The game is innovative, challenging, and an overall great experience. 10/10, game of the year.

Please make this an actual D&D game

@lucasdelaplace2795

6 жыл бұрын

JakeyBoy I'll make a D&D game and use these characters, and make some for soothouse, it will be epic... Shit D&D is expensive in france,

Class 1-c's quirks are looking weird

@dr.altoclef9255

5 жыл бұрын

Historic Mystery I dunno, Joaqum seems pretty solid.

@shatteredreality_513

5 жыл бұрын

Ayyy, a MHA ref! Wasn't expecting that here...

@zakeerabdulkarrim2573

5 жыл бұрын

BNHA

@sappiilassi5832

5 жыл бұрын

It is possible that one of the traitors is in this class.

@orangecat.z

5 жыл бұрын

@@sappiilassi5832 Nah,it has to be either a teacher or a student from the Class 1-A or 1-B

When you get to the pearly gates and all you see are "THE GATEKEEPERS"

Itoi and Miyamoto making EarthBound circa 1994 colorized

I left a list of extra titles for the bosses, I listed the ones with a title and added ones to the bosses without one Also gave a bit of backstory Dan: Master Of The Hexagons With his powerful LightSabre and Hexagonic Armour, this Penguin Hybrid Dan is a formidable foe, strong enough to even rival some of the legendary cat bosses, he is also a really sick rapper, and will rap a sick memento to an epic beat upon dying as he is epic until the very end. Extend-O-Hugger: Tentakind This guy just wants to make your day, but you must defeat him one way or another, the fight is not hard physically, but it is mentally an incredibly tough opponent as only the most cold warriors can bring themselves to even hurt him. He drops his entire Wife, but she probably won't want to join your team after what you've done. Spidercat: Cataracts Attacks The Tank of the four cat brother, despite being completely immobile, this cat has laser vision in almost every direction possible, and his double piss attack has slain many a foe. Be aware that killing him will make you blind, this fact has discouraged many from even getting near him. Longe Boye: The Icy Deceiver This Boye is a master thief with an incredible bounty on his head, even with the handi-cap of being unable to leave arctic regions, he can clone himself infinitely and as his clones fight, he can slip away as he always does. He also uses a dark art to destroy everything he has upon death, dropping nothing when he is defeated. The Squat Brothers: The GateKeepers These brothers have been Squatting together for almost 30 years, the ultimate defensive duo, as long as they are in their squat, they can almost never be damaged, and can guard the gate with absolute ease, you could go right past it using the side gate, which neither of the brothers can reach, since defeating it is an absolute struggle, but is worth it for the Adidas Set. The Stabbo Crabbo: Stabber of the seas For many years, this crab has been Mastering the arts of Knife-Combat and being born in the purest of water gave him accessed to Aquamancy, this pair of powerful abilities plus his powerful pincers lead this being to be a true threat. Sadly, he does not drop his deadly knife upon defeat, but his meat when eaten correctly is an exquisite dish scarcely tasted. Lin Feng: The Aquatic Anus (or did you call him Aquamancer?) This child has one of the most deadly projectiles ever known to man-kind, but can only use it during the most obscure and rare circumstance possible, being jetted with water up the buttocks, he once had a helper with a hose follow him around on the battlefield, killing dozens of men. His Monsters Inc Pyjamas are a great drop, but you must be wary of the situation Lin's in first. RingCat: King of the ring This is the second of the cat brothers, imprisoned in a powerful ring created by his brother, Joaqoum, for being on your side rather than his, if you free him, you will get 1 wish, and if you kill him, you will retain your eyesight, so it is a hard choice, he was labelled by Joaqoum as a boss fight in hopes that an adventurer would destroy him. Pookie: Master Of the Skies This absolutely monstrous being strikes fast and sharp, wizzing through the air at speeds only achieved by dragons, and can use his deceiving looks to confuse people before his onslaught of Hypersonic Borks. Defeating this beast is almost impossible, but is worth it as he drops the legendary balloons of levitation, bestowing the power of Pookie's majestic flight. Crazed Crepe: The Machete Menace This is the result of a freak accident of a hybrid creating machine, Doctor Pa N. C. Ake accidentally combined himself with a crepe and became a powerful menace. Wielding his Machete and Crepe Strength, he can mercilessly kill anyone he sees with ease. Upon defeat he drops the Murderous Machete, one of the strongest weapons of the game. Joaqoum: The Wizard King Upon being the physically weakest of the 3 cat brothers despite being the oldest, Joaqoum became a bitter person who studied pyromancy until he completely mastered it's insane powers and became the King of his lands, don't let the amazing hat he drops fool you, as he created a curse which he now shares with SpiderCat and Ultracat, the power of giving your killer Blindness upon being defeated. Most of these abilities have kept Joaqoum ruling the country as no one wants to stand against him. UltraCat the Large: The Forbidden one The true oldest and most powerful cat brother, Ultracat, was sealed away by Joaqoum as UltraCat was seen as too much of a threat to the Kingdom to be allowed to rule around, so Ultracat was imprisoned by a life seal of Joaqoum, so he is only free when Joaqoum dies, but when UltraCat is released, he is the most devastating boss you will ever fight, it's judgemental stare attacking you mentally, the ear growth testing your concentration, and his Stomp and Table Push abilities attacking you physically, this battle will test you in every way you know. Not to mention the only thing this ultimate beast drops is more blindness thanks to the Curse of Joaqoum, which Makes Ultracat the strongest being in the entire kingdom. *I hope you all enjoyed this it took ages lmao*

@mauriciofuentes7638

5 жыл бұрын

This was amazing

@Lettasu

5 жыл бұрын

I hope this is just descriptions

@Lettasu

5 жыл бұрын

I did the weaknesses

@undercoversmonk5712

5 жыл бұрын

Please make a game of it... IDEA: make the pancake killer an dlc boss. DLC name:the legend of the kitchen. also... the cataracts should'nt instantly blind you, cause then it would be a bad game. they should rather just be some items that you can activate to get blind. AAND to the squat brothers: зто blyatiful, моп таџарпвк (sorry id my russian is bad, im german and just started with duolingo)

@modifish68

5 жыл бұрын

Wait... I found a way to get his wife to join his team:While fighting him slice off one of his arms and take off the magic ring and continue to kill him. Then go close to his wife and give her the ring.

*shouts compliments at you* YOU HAVE A VERY NICE DRESS ON TODAY! 💥999

@maxysnaxy6648

6 жыл бұрын

O LeBeautiful '

@Rickizo

6 жыл бұрын

no it’s ➕999 HP

@omegadoesstuff334

6 жыл бұрын

YOU HAVE A VERY NICE SHIRT ON TODAY!

@quinton6463

6 жыл бұрын

Is Extend-o-hugger an r/niceguy?

@Rickizo

6 жыл бұрын

Quinton you got it wrong m8 r/niceguys are rude douchebags. That guy is something else

3:58 Thank you Wilbur for letting the weebs laugh at a Naruto joke

9:14 Name: Gilbert, Destroyer of stockholm

BRB I gotta turn this into a real MMO achtually nevuhrmind

@ZA-mb5di

6 жыл бұрын

jan harald i'd work on it with you lol

@jan_harald

6 жыл бұрын

I don't do networking, so it's just a joke....should be easy to make into a clicker-game though

@joenoodle6914

6 жыл бұрын

arrudazachary official if you really want to help i can post the discord link where we are making the game

@Kai-nc4bn

6 жыл бұрын

i can make music for you

@joenoodle6914

6 жыл бұрын

discord.gg/aJtbdt9

OMG I'm a game designer, a noob one, and I was wondering? Can I make this a game!!?

@calumkylee

6 жыл бұрын

do it

@sabitsukiheck6217

6 жыл бұрын

Please do i would fucking pay for a game like this

@andrewriker4369

6 жыл бұрын

Gaming Trash lol I'll try

@andrewriker4369

6 жыл бұрын

Anomalous Occurance lol

@hmkhgx8068

6 жыл бұрын

Zippy DaFish do it

The Giant Cat is the greatest boss in history, his attacks does 1 hit kills on you and your teammates even with the best gear. His stomp attack is the worst part.

If you kill any cats in your raid, they all drop sight impairments, even if you previously had some on you.

When the sound went out at 0:41 I thought my headphones fell out

@TheFirstDisciple

6 жыл бұрын

LaMarque Drew I

@pulaskiatnight_

6 жыл бұрын

Veronica Fill oh ok

@kimora69

6 жыл бұрын

xxccvvvhjkirdcsejkllookknj

@kimora69

6 жыл бұрын

i am a disappointment

@eoghanorange5629

6 жыл бұрын

I thought my internet was just lagging.

' *I PLAY ALL OF THE VIDEOGAMES* '

@ThatGuyCrOwn

6 жыл бұрын

Overwatch Is Overrated Liked because of your name

@1refinedm

6 жыл бұрын

Your profile pic scares me...

@arkaidov

6 жыл бұрын

How do I delete someone else's pfp

Me: *encounter one of the boss* Also me: *NIGERUNDAYOOO*

I will go into more depth on bosses: Dan: his only attack is his CAWWW, making him a weak boss. But dont underestimate dan, he can shed his armor creating clones because of how fast he goes. If you attack the wrong dan you will be attacked by his powerful CAAWWWWWW attack. Drops his lightsabre. Has a chance to drop his speed chip, allowing him to go so fast. Boss #2 Extend-o-hugger can shout compliments, he can also learn more about you and make the compliments more personal. Thats is all he can do. Drops his wife. Can drop his extend o arms. Boss #3 Spider cat: his passive is he cannot move. His laser eyes involve him using a secret breathing technique. His 360 degree head rotation lets him shoot you all around. His tail whip stings. Which is why he needs to get you close to him. Can drop his eyes to equip for laser eyes like him. Drops cataracts. Boss #4 Longe Boye Attacks using ice clones to fend for him. If you manage to get the laser eyes from spider cat, this is a relatively easy boss. Has a chance to drop a scroll, using it allows you to create clones just like him. Boss #5 The squat brothers: they don't attack. They have a defensive squat. It deflects anything except the emerald splash. (I thought i should've tossed in a jojo reference) they are optional bosses. They drop a full adidas set. Allowing you to punch faster and stronger. The shoes give you the ability to run so fast it looks like you teleported. A passive ability that activates itself when you are attacked. Boss #6 The stabbo crabbo. His only attacks involve him stabbing you, and conducting the water. Phase 2 involves him grabbing a random raid member to hold with his other crab hand and incapacitates them. Drops moldy crab meat. Has a chance to drop his knife. It has a 50% chance to critical attack. can also drop imatation crab meat that heals more than the moldy version Boss #6 Lin feng: can use a lethal water attack. Can only use when blasted with water through a hole in his body. Drops monstars inc pajamas. Boss #7 Ringcat: malleable. Holds all the wisdom in the world. But cannot use it due to his inability to speak english. Defeating him will give you his ring. Another upside to defeating him his he gives you one free wish. Make the rest of the boss descriptions edit: finally back and have enough energy to do more boss #8 Pookie, master of the skies: was seperated from his brothers at birth. flys into arena with balloons and says "haiwo. me am boss. let us fight" and flys at you. it as a dodegable attack if you use the adidas set from boss #5. attacks: the charge at the start of the fight. he shoots out a spit ball at you. his final attack is he pulls out a glock 19 and shoots you. his drops: his balloons. has a chance to drop his glock and it does 50 damage to water and fire types boss #9 machete pancake, the feared. he speaks in Norwegian and says "la oss kjempe tispe!" at the start and throws his machete at you. he pulls out another one thats covered in rat poison. it deals more damage and does 5 poison damage each second. you need many health potions and a rat cure potion to get rid of the rat poison. he can eat his pancake face and regenerate one. then he gains a speed boost for 15 seconds from the sugar in the pancakes. this can be matched if you have the adidas set on. his attacks: the machete toss. the poison machete stab and toss. and his dash. boss #10 joaqoum, the wizard king. third of the cat brothers. compromises his strength for intellect. says "i am the final cat brother. you have defeated my brothers. i might look smol but am power!" and shoots a laser at you. it deals 10 damage. attacks: a fire ball random angle attack. it does 10000000000000000000 damage, enough to kill anything. can pull out a spell book and summon ghosts of the previous cat brothers. they use the attacks they had. he can chant in ancient tounge and summon a portal to bring a random boss. it is a night mare version and when killed drops "cursed" items of that boss. they can only be used once before depleting your life to 1 hp and do what it did better. you can bless them and make them "holy" items and they still do the amazing effect while removing the hp depleting effect. they can have a chance to be "blessed" versions that are way better. drops: his sick hat, his spell book, and a second sick beat. boss #11 c̫̖̦̻̯͕̬̄̏́a̟̣̞̦̪̒̏̚͝t̏҉̜͕͕̜̬͖̥s͉̖̯̩̮̏̃̇ͩ́t͓̼̻͖̗͕̀̀r̳͓̥̱͛̊̅̈͞o̧͔͚͔̝̼̟͙̅y̫͍͕̟̫͉̫̿̿̏ͩ͠ͅę̱̰͚͕͇̲͇ͮͩř̢͙̗̩̠̯̥̂̃,̻͎̯̘̜̣̙̾̋́ ̵̰͔̟͊t̩̪̖ͥ̌͐̕ͅh̶͖̫̋e̛͓̱̯͉̭̝ͮ̽ͅ ̧͖̬̟̫̭̅̓̅̾c̜͈̤̫̝̪̩̗̽ͣͭ͞u̢̳͇̥͓͇̥ͮ̏r̭͇̤̙̍͜ͅs̴̰͎̺͍̼̞͔͒̍ȅ̹̩̯̲̹ͯͪ͝d̡͇̠̿͂͗̓ . it is the fourth ancient cat brother. nobody has ever known about him. attacks: his almighty stomp. his screech, sending you flying. his almighty death stare. and the ability to push to table your standing on. drops: his almighty growth ability. and blindness edit 2: an optional quest for boss #2 was to give the note to the wife Edit 3: if the speed chip and the suit are combined you can skip some bosses but most of them are unskippable

@gamerguydoesepix5530

3 жыл бұрын

a good combo would be the speed chip with the adidas set