Quackity Becomes a Therapist in Dream SMP
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Quackity decides that his new profession is a therapist.
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Streamed on: November 29, 2020
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Quackity wasn't recreating Dream's memory, mans was recreating a crime scene
@aniphung9049
3 жыл бұрын
nah mans was CREATING a crime scene
@_s444my
3 жыл бұрын
@@aniphung9049 RIGHT
@Darthian_1987
3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist he WAS the crime scene
@haviture
3 жыл бұрын
@@aniphung9049 nah he WAS the criminal
@no-wd5nk
3 жыл бұрын
@@haviture nah he was the gun
It really went from _"Dream witnessed a fight at Denny's 14 years ago"_ to _"Dream got shot last week",_ huh?
@fault5989
3 жыл бұрын
"And killed a man"
@Nemeseia
3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@gigglesandtable6529
3 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@savannahmerrick5018
3 жыл бұрын
@@Nemeseialol l
@savannahmerrick5018
3 жыл бұрын
@@Nemeseia Ip
Bad boy halo : kill him but leave me alone ! 😰 7 year old dream : 👁👄👁
@anahowolf6931
3 жыл бұрын
I just laughed waaaaay too hard at this T^T
@Idkineedtoputsmthhere
3 жыл бұрын
@Gaming _series bruh is that a reference
@proudgirlkisser
3 жыл бұрын
@@Idkineedtoputsmthhere yea-
@wondrtweekk
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
"You can just call him a BoTtOm that's fine" -Dream 2020
@flan6449
3 жыл бұрын
I think I died for a solid 2 seconds when he said that. Had to replay 5 times making sure it wasn't just my dirty mind thinking he said that.
@madelyn3301
3 жыл бұрын
What does it mean?
@user-du5ke2it3s
3 жыл бұрын
Yo time stamp pls
@amyerwin4314
3 жыл бұрын
@@madelyn3301 you’re too innocent
@deadaccountlol340
3 жыл бұрын
@@user-du5ke2it3s it’s at 35:30
and the fact that ranboo was sat outside narrating the entire thing without knowing what was actually happening LMFAO (u can see this on his stream at about something something 3 hours!!!)
@CatoftheStorm
3 жыл бұрын
Title of his VOD is "Making my mine on the DreamSMP"
Me: cane we get dr Phil Mom: we have Dr. Phil at home The dr Phil at home:
@chisanahoshi5851
3 жыл бұрын
Wdym? This is the best Dr.Phil yet.
@jennamedina9492
3 жыл бұрын
I think this is the best at home joke I’ve heard.
@cereal3875
3 жыл бұрын
Sixty-ninth like nice
@clare_9438
3 жыл бұрын
AHAHAHAHA
@HadesLostBIN
3 жыл бұрын
I read this as Dr pepper LMAOOOOIOOO:)
THIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST STREAMS I DO NOT TAKE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM
@Enfjscrolling
3 жыл бұрын
YOU'RE FACTUALLY CORRECt
@kaz5616
3 жыл бұрын
@@Enfjscrolling THANK YOU FOR AGREEING WITH FACTS,TIPS FEDORA
@seignee
3 жыл бұрын
AGREED THANK YOU FOR CONFIRMING OUR SCIENTIFIC FINDINGS
@LilacHollows
3 жыл бұрын
I DO INFACT AGREE WITH YOU AND I WILL NOT ARGUE FURTHER
@hi6575
3 жыл бұрын
STUDIES SHOW THIS IS THE FUNNIEST STREAM TO EXIST
techno: meeting people in the smp alex: *haha therapist go brrr*
@captainburger8610
3 жыл бұрын
Lol that is so quackity and you are a true fan only true fens no quackity name
@rubygiselle
3 жыл бұрын
@@captainburger8610 lots of people know his name
@captainburger8610
3 жыл бұрын
Oh
@captainburger8610
3 жыл бұрын
Dream am I right
@rubygiselle
3 жыл бұрын
@@captainburger8610 ikr dream
IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW KIND RANBOO WAS WHEN QUACKITY WAS ON FIRE AND HE DUMPED WATER ON HIM
@way2lemony
3 жыл бұрын
YES HE ALSO SAID "MY BAD" WHEN HE WAS STABBED BY DREAM
@IDK098
3 жыл бұрын
IKR
@veluta2549
3 жыл бұрын
yes so kind
@proudgirlkisser
3 жыл бұрын
Timestamp
@kastvdu1956
3 жыл бұрын
@@proudgirlkisser 1:06:19
This stream was so funny, the whole denny’s skit was so hilarious
@bri._.ch3ese
3 жыл бұрын
@@yesnomaybeidk8653 literally just watch the video 💀 it’s right in the beginning when he starts playing.
@clare_9438
3 жыл бұрын
ngl it was
@tatakaecho
3 жыл бұрын
Vouch
@nadeezn
3 жыл бұрын
literally every quackity stream is so unbelievably entertaining, he _never_ misses
@alexcat7196
3 жыл бұрын
@@nadeezn truee, he’s my favourite streamer for sure :)
Therapist: _"Was the source of your trauma near a target?"_ Patient: _"I don't think it was"_ Therapist: _"I think it was"_ Patient: _"..."_ Therapist: _"Okay so you were getting mugged"_ Patient: _"N-no I wasn't the one getting mugged"_ Therapist: _"You're so in denial"_ Patient: _"But I wasn't the one getting assaulted-"_ Therapist: _"You don't even remember it, I remember it better than you"_
@haleycarpenter5120
2 жыл бұрын
Not my therapist gaslighting me
@quonkydonk
2 жыл бұрын
Gaslight, gatekeep, better help
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING AB WHEN DREAM CALLED GEORGE A BOTTOM WHAT
@dinoshaurush7063
3 жыл бұрын
Time please?
@izzycano3249
3 жыл бұрын
@@dinoshaurush7063 35:05 :)
@dinoshaurush7063
3 жыл бұрын
@@izzycano3249 thank you!!!!!
@princessjen99
3 жыл бұрын
TMI Dream 😁
@flan6449
3 жыл бұрын
honestly my favorite part, loved everything about it; the reactions how causally dream said it. everything.
Quackity: *going to school to be a lawyer, and hands in resume at law firm* Recruiter: "Why is one of your qualifications being a therapist for something called a Dream SMP server?"
@strbwerri
2 жыл бұрын
Quackity: 📝👁👄👁💧
"Quackity becomes a Therapist" *_Tommy wants to know your location_*
@hi6575
3 жыл бұрын
NOOOOO-
@wormboyeatdirt5577
3 жыл бұрын
*Tommy would like to share his location because he's not allowed to come to your location*
@funkysquig
3 жыл бұрын
@@wormboyeatdirt5577 No you didn’t-
@saralygeros6754
3 жыл бұрын
@@funkysquig yes she/he/pronouns did
@madamstarlightnetwork
3 жыл бұрын
@@wormboyeatdirt5577 BYE
Dream as the patient: I DID NOT get shot! Therapist Q: shut up
"you can just say he's a bottom" DREAM-
@flan6449
3 жыл бұрын
These Fanfictions write themselves.
@seren2425
3 жыл бұрын
Wattpad be like WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWWN
@sour_lemonz8578
2 жыл бұрын
What’s the timestamp
@The-Bisexual-Queen-Kitty
4 ай бұрын
@@sour_lemonz8578 35:30
@sour_lemonz8578
4 ай бұрын
@@The-Bisexual-Queen-Kitty you’re kind of a year late but thanks ig
RANBOO WORRIED ABT QUACKITY WHEN HE WAS DYING HAHA
@claire.fletch
3 жыл бұрын
is there somewhere i can watch ranboos pov??? i wanna see it but cant find it anywhere :c
@aniphung9049
3 жыл бұрын
@@claire.fletch i’m not sure cuz i don’t rly watch him but usually when they just join randomly they don’t stream
@tootiredforurbs2878
3 жыл бұрын
i highkey feel bad for ranboo hes just chilling in the back clearly wanting to join but the others just don't acknowledge him):
@maceyoribello7713
3 жыл бұрын
@@tootiredforurbs2878 eh I mean he could've joined if he wanted to
@tootiredforurbs2878
3 жыл бұрын
@@maceyoribello7713 idk maybe im reading into it and making this sad but i feel bad for ranboo he just blew up out of no where. like just oct or sept i think ??? he had a very little following now hes in the dreamsmp and going from that to that would make me freak out.
Ohhh this is the stream were RanBoo was writing his own fanfic about the hole situation
@Dom-kh7mr
3 жыл бұрын
his narration was incredible
@crystalclear9020
3 жыл бұрын
Can you share the link please :)? I keep searching and i still can't find it ;-;
@enbyunus
3 жыл бұрын
Concerning without context, but its good-
@HadesLostBIN
3 жыл бұрын
@@crystalclear9020 I can't find it either because twitch deletes the vods after 30 days so I don't think it's there now but u need
@HadesLostBIN
3 жыл бұрын
@@claire.fletch I'm not sure we're to get it because it was way more the 30 days the vod and twitch deletes vods after 30 days xxx
Most therapists: calm, collected, tall through things Quackity: the complete opposite, yet would probably work better.
@cyborg5469
3 жыл бұрын
I would be upset walking in and probably leave laughing
@a4dio580
3 жыл бұрын
that would actually help me, joking around makes people more comfortable with you, and not thinking your being judged or noted for the problems you have
@flintstonesgummies1662
3 жыл бұрын
I know you meant "talk" but it's funny because quackity isn't tall.
@ranch9167
Жыл бұрын
Yeah i doubt Quackity would be tall through things
@aikapillow5293
Жыл бұрын
yea most therapists are 'tall through' and quackity is the exact opposite, speaking some facts rn /hj
Dream: I fear no man, but that thing... *Quackity riding a boat* Dream: ...it scares me
@avus27
Жыл бұрын
Underrated
@smolishpotato_
8 ай бұрын
This also applies to Tommy😂
Dream: *whEeZinG* George: “your gonna kill drEam- stop- your actually gonna kill dream-“ (This was around 1:05:10)
@wasimaaa
3 жыл бұрын
No but fr I was genuinely dying laughing and then I suddenly hear Dreams mf wheeze and I started choking😭😂😂 this stream was so hilarious
No one: Dream: *thicco mode*
@clare_9438
3 жыл бұрын
my science teacher on friday asked what the sound sicko mode was and everyone was like: ...
@meli_lemon_real
3 жыл бұрын
@@clare_9438 xD
@souheki_
3 жыл бұрын
@@clare_9438 dude this isn’t even revenant but once we were playing kkahoot and you know that one kid in your class that is weird af well they put their name as clapthemcheeks and everyone started laughing the teacher wanted to know what was happening and searched it up I got some mA D secondhand embarrassment 😷🤚
@proudgirlkisser
3 жыл бұрын
@@souheki_ oof
he was less of a psychiatrist and more of a stage director
@cyborg5469
3 жыл бұрын
So some of my therapist.. 💀💀
@blammmed
3 жыл бұрын
these comments are so fanny
I rarely laugh and quackity, oh my god, HE MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY STREAM. this man is the funniest person ON EARTH. imo.
@azul-6128
3 жыл бұрын
YESSIR
@inga7519
3 жыл бұрын
YEAH!!! i never laugh when i'm alone watching something BUT HES SO FUNNY
@Honey-wc7gp
3 жыл бұрын
@@mallaw9514 FRR
@bluewolf9427
2 жыл бұрын
THATS WHAT I LIKE ABOUT HIM! :;)
AND RANBOO NARRATING THIS WITHOUT CONTEXT WAS SO FUNNY 😭😭😭
@proudgirlkisser
3 жыл бұрын
Timestamp
@diegocarvajal2390
3 жыл бұрын
Gimme link plsss
@flintstonesgummies1662
3 жыл бұрын
@@diegocarvajal2390 it's "making my mine"
1:27 He starts playing 14:36 they start recreating dream’s Denny’s experience 19:00 they recreate it but dream is the biker now 21:12 Bad joins the call 24:16 “AH kill him but leave me alone” 29:54 George joins call 32:32 “I’m throwing it back” 35:30 “You can just say he’s a bottom” 38:15 BBH in a boat 40:45 “he just...he won’t meet up with skeppy” 43:14 “is it true your alt is goodgirlhalo?” 49:30 you can see all the tweets on screen from earlier that day 50:09 Quackity starts impersonating BBH 51:27 ‘message’ from GGH to BBH 58:08 The GGH skin 1:04:40 “Bad you realize you can just go and talk to skeppy, right?” 1:30:24 “oh that’s so hot” I got lazy, feel free to add timestamps in the comments
@ava-caado9614
3 жыл бұрын
Ty man
@LavenBisc
3 жыл бұрын
and another funny time stamp please---
@clare_9438
3 жыл бұрын
thx
@Edentical
3 жыл бұрын
1:20:20 GGH And BBH Sexy Time
@LavenBisc
3 жыл бұрын
warning: must be 18+ to see
"thats incredible, Thats Incredible!" . . . "Thats a felony!" that part had me dying ngl
Quackity: WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS Dream: ummmm they died Technoblade: do I sense a orphan
13:46 imagine you go to therapy and your therapist forces you to reenact your trauma with them as the perpetrator but they're naked
Quackity, pretending to be a full-grown biker man: "I'm very hungry" Seven y/o kid: Full-grown biker man, confused: " *Why* are you running? *Why* are you running?"
The fact that Quackity changed Dream’s entire story is fucking hilarious
this is seriously the funniest stream i’ve watched from quackity, fr had to take a thirty minute break at one point to calm down from laughing so hard during the denny’s bit
@pinkiscool1776
3 жыл бұрын
Oml same
@jordanmagi4105
3 жыл бұрын
Omg watch the one where he tried not to say crude words. IT GETS SO FUNNY. THEY START ROLEPLAYING
It's sad that we'll never get to see these guys together again...
@Aleathetocagirl
6 ай бұрын
Why what happened
@ChaoticWatcher
3 ай бұрын
@@Aleathetocagirl well they might be referring to the Dream SMP ending around that time, but it could also be other things
@Aleathetocagirl
3 ай бұрын
@@ChaoticWatcher oh ok
LMAOOOOOOOO *Hello it's me, Mr. Therapist*
@Kiyotaka_20
3 жыл бұрын
Put space After THE NOW IT BECOMES THE RAPIST
@LavenBisc
3 жыл бұрын
@@Kiyotaka_20 OH NO **calls police**
@ev3yftw
3 жыл бұрын
@@Kiyotaka_20 WHYYYY
*Best Therapist Award 2020*
@LavenBisc
3 жыл бұрын
yes, and my favorite part was the couple session
@destinygutierrez7333
3 жыл бұрын
Oh god this is the second time that I thought I’m just that forgetful about when I comment on vids because of a profile pic XD
@whatif1849
3 жыл бұрын
@@destinygutierrez7333 Ay Twinzie
everyone is talking about the denny's scene, but why is no one talking about everyone straight up harassing bbh
@gnarlygnate551
3 жыл бұрын
Ik the GoodGirlHalo stuff was like 2/3 of the stream and was SO FUNNYYY
@shibanibansal4090
3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA IKR
@cookiecat7759
2 жыл бұрын
Please ikr 🤚
1:44- Dream and his denial 4:53- “and he shot you?!?” 18:53- Dreams Representation of the “incident” 19:59- “With his bare hands!” 24:10- “Kill him but leave me alone D:” 26:27- “your over exagertating”- Quackity 35:05- George the bottom 1:04:38- The kettle wheeze
@froggiegirl1023
2 жыл бұрын
The wheeze made me laugh the hardest it just hits different
The table was the real hero of the story.
quackity is a better therapist than mine
@Enfjscrolling
3 жыл бұрын
same, my last therapist sucks and I haven't been back in a year and a half LMAO
@de_sennectere
3 жыл бұрын
Who is Quackity? I only know Mexican Dream
@lunarsystem
3 жыл бұрын
literally same lmao
@hayhayluxray
3 жыл бұрын
"laughter is the best medicine" as they say
@flintstonesgummies1662
3 жыл бұрын
@@de_sennectere they are two different people
Quackity is having so much fun he’s not even reading donos or anything lol
i miss them
_when quackity said "i remember it better than you" towards dream's memory_ 💀
I love how Puffy and Ranboo are just watching them roleplay without being in their discord and without any context
@flyymetothemoonn
3 жыл бұрын
ranboo was streaming and it was hilarious lmao
Quackity: okay..... *dream moves* Quackity: NOOOO YOUR RUINING IT
Bad almost sounds genuinely upset when they were at the table talking about skeppy
@nex_isde4d962
2 жыл бұрын
yea im watching through the part where they go through "bad's messages" right now and i feel bad for him like from the part im at right now bad's been silent for like at least 5 minutes now :(
Timestamps I made: 00:00 start 1:51 Quackity asks Dream if there has been anything haunting him 4:05 Quackity says he is an *action* therapist and asks dream about his nightmares (they will act it out later) 5:28 Step 1 of therapy: the client always do denial 12:50 Doing the first step of therapy, and practice the acting in dennys *small therapy session:* 34:05 Quackity asks Dream if he has friends that gives him bad memories *small therapy session:* 35:50 The couple session [Dream and GeorgeNotFound] *small therapy session:* 39:44 The couple session [Dream And BadBoyHalo] (turns out GeorgeNotFound just-- can't) (42:28 GeorgeNotFound Joins Dream and BadBoyHalo in the small session) 45:57 GoodGirlHalo 58:50 Quackity dies out of laughter (VERY CUTE) [NOT CLICKBAIT] 1:07:51 Leash (16+) 1:11:31 GEORGE AND DREAM PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON 1:11:54 HEY WAIT DON'T STRIP- 1:12:52 Autotune (Ft. Dream & GeorgeNotFound) 18+ 1:20:20 BadBoyHalo & GoodGirlHalo Sexy time (got that from @DroughtedDrizzle) again, Y'ALL HAVE TO BE 18 OR OLDER 1:30:20 Dream says "oh, that's so hot.." to GeorgeNotFound 1:45:47 Some kind of weird fangirl voice: "heelo george" 1:49:20 Dream's Rating on Quackity's therapy session 1:50:16 WE FIXED DREAMM!! THERAPY SESSION OVER!! 1:51:00 Quackity apologizes 1:55:56 End
quackity's and dream's laughs are sooo contagious
26:27 “you’re just exagertating” - Quackity
I love how ranboo is just staring and watching everything unfold
It's always so fun coming back to this stream, it's my all-time favourite stream ever, the way everyone was lost in laughter the whole time was so amazing to watch, you all seemed truly so happy
dream: I didn't got shot Quackity: omg he got shot
bad might need some actual therapy after this . . . NAHHH ITS FINEEEE
@way2lemony
3 жыл бұрын
Same with ranboob
34:45 "what are you going to do, fight me?" *Dream goes into full netherite"
"What are you gonna do fight me?" Fights him
Dream sounds like he's being strangled when he laughs really hard
Plot twist: Quackity was the guy who stole the bike.
I like how Dream explained there was a robbery at Denny’s when he was 7yo to Dream got shot a few weeks ago
34:50 George : “ what are you gonna do, fight me?” BEST MOMENT
This was easily the best stream ever
@clare_9438
3 жыл бұрын
ikr
Quackity: George, what do you hate about Dream George: Dream Ouch
This is the greatest therapy session of all time.
quackity's laugh is so wholesome
When you put quackity and dream together you get a fucking mess
“You can just say he’s a bottom.” Dream oh my gods you can’t do that to the fandom yo.
this has got to be ONE of the funniest streams 😭 the denny’s bit, the goodgirlhalo bit, george & dream being thick💀💀
Nobody: The scared counter (FOR THE SECOND TIME): Why are we still here, Just to suffer.
alexs aesthetic is divorcedadcore
these streams just get funnier and funnier each time
lolll ranboo is just hanging around with no idea what's happening
How do you go from being a therapist to being a GoodGirlSkeppy hitting on Bad
the way ranboo narrated this entire thing in his stream with zero contexg makes everything so much more funnier
Dream :"You can just he's a bottom." Gog :"Why would you say that?"
this stream was THE best stream in the whole world
the perfect break from all the plot streams
I feel like this is when the older kids bully the younger kid and theres nothing he can do about it...
1:04:38 Dream’s kettle laugh
@sashamelnyk2151
3 жыл бұрын
He haven't laughed like that for long time. I'm glad they're having so much fun
Alternate Title: "Bullying BadBoyHalo for Two Hours"
@stephanie99871
3 жыл бұрын
quite literally 😂
"hey, this is epic" cries internally
I love this even more after seeing Ranboos commentary when he watched them on mute 🤣
I AM DYING WHILE WATCHING QUACKITY’S OLD STREAMS LMFAO I FORGOT HOW FUNNY HE WAS
@larouge8978
2 жыл бұрын
is*
@mirabela103
2 жыл бұрын
omg yes, old vods are giving me so many flashbacks
this is one of my favorite quackity streams hands down
Few months later and dream’s therapist torturing him in the prison
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS VOD EVER SINCE WATCHING IT LIVE ITS THE FUNNIEST BIT THATS EVER HAPPENED
@Kumatora._
3 жыл бұрын
YES SAME
the people on this smp are generally so emotionally adjusted, it's so cool
nobody: absolutely nobody: Quackity: yOu gOt sHoT?!!
This drifted away from being a therapy session very quickly
“You can just say he’s a bottom, that’s fine” -Dream referring to George
Quackity has mastered the art of comedic roleplay Edit: The fact that ranboo is just watching but doesn't know what's being said is hilarious omg
I wanna see RanBoo side of this makeing a fanfic x
@Dom-kh7mr
3 жыл бұрын
there should be a clip somewhere or you can watch the vod. its hilarious
i dont think i have ever laughed so much 😭😭i was in tears after this stream
Quackity: you're such a bad actor We all will regret this, just not yet
@josephbobnietes1371
3 жыл бұрын
We all regret it now.
@oliviamarto1714
3 жыл бұрын
@@josephbobnietes1371 agreed.
1:30:24 i just know dream meant this with his entire heart
the entire time ramboo just sat there like 👁👄👁
I’m rewatching this video and I keep replaying the part where Quackity is telling Bad he could just message Skeppy, I’m crying because Im laughing so hard because it’s still just as funny as when this first happened 😂
"Don't pull a dream Denny's on us" XDD
ranboo helping and staying by quackity was so cute also, ranboo must’ve been so confused the whole time 😂 watching his pov of this would be hilarious
bbh, quackity, George, and dream sitting around a stone block in a way that seems like a meeting of some sort but is really cupules therapy for bb and skeppy who isn't even there: ranboo glancing into the makeshift window trembling:👀 puffy who has now given up on building a house in the now Dennys/therapy room:
I haven't been able to laugh so hard in a long time, Quackity is great
This really went from Renacting Dreams childhood trauma Couples Therapy with Quackity Torturing BBH Dream and George being thick Harrassing BBH Water Bucket Clutches Harassing BBH more All the while Ranboo is being traumatized by watching the chaos unfold before him Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to Dream SMP
Its so funny when they're all laughing at something bc they keep adding to it and making it 100x funnier lmaoo