I'm a Kenya who works in Qatar, and John has got it right again. Last week John talked on what happened to us in the past and now the present.... thank you.

@ShesMongolianASMR

Жыл бұрын

Be safe working out there.

@TheZachary86

Жыл бұрын

Oh but you do love the sweet sweet money. If you don’t like it, why don’t you find a job back in your country or your neighbours? Oh wait, conditions are actually worse

@thiccboyfinn2740

Жыл бұрын

@@TheZachary86 because he doesn’t have his passport or visa because they got taken by the government?

@nicolasgomez5207

Жыл бұрын

@@TheZachary86 ah yes, blame the victims of slave trade

@bavarianbanshee

Жыл бұрын

@@TheZachary86 What an unfathomably shit take. Please go and think about why your opinion is so incredibly terrible.

"A cartel-like group of scumbags and assorted criminals who ocassionaly put on soccer matches." This is by far the best FIFA's description I've ever heard of.

@TaroTrejo

Жыл бұрын

I believe it's assorted criminals, not assaulted.

@lukewithann7256

Жыл бұрын

@@TaroTrejo unfortunately you're correct

@DutchDreadnaught

Жыл бұрын

And yet people are fine with it. As long as they get to watch football (or soccer for the USA) they're willing to look past everything FIFA and Quatar do. Making up watever excuse they can that will allow them to watch it and not lose any sleep over it. That i find even more disgusting.

@NeroVuk

Жыл бұрын

It's a good description for the game as well

@natashakuzmanoska9656

Жыл бұрын

​@@DutchDreadnaught What do you think , all those oppressed women, gay, workers will be better if the light is shared on the problem or not ? By ignoring that the problem exist it won't be gone? I wonder if just hosting and seeing other people will maybe change a thing or two. Fifa will always be corrupted - to much money - nobody to control.

"Cheering on England until they're inevitably knocked out in the quarter-finals on penalties" this aged like a fine wine

@pepepoopsonthefarright7531

Жыл бұрын

not exactly, they didn't loose on penalties (a penalty shootout) but they did indeed bow out in the quarter finals

@sagbon98

Жыл бұрын

@@pepepoopsonthefarright7531 and they missed a penalty in it

@oracle8589

Жыл бұрын

@@sagbon98 But they also scored a penalty aswell..

@bardsamok9221

4 ай бұрын

Joyless pedants missing the point

@cockatoo010

3 ай бұрын

Kane did miss a penalty on it!

HBO is legendary for putting whole episodes of Last Week Tonight on KZread.

@ShethTora

Жыл бұрын

It’s not the whole episode, it’s the whole of the main topic. It’s missing a short bit of unrelated topic that is at the beginning

@JJJBunney001

Жыл бұрын

They used to upload all segments back in the day, other segments, cutaway gags and interviews

@myrixica4222

Жыл бұрын

@@JJJBunney001 it also used to not take 1-3 months for territories outside the US to get to watch them too.

@rtenewsontwo

Жыл бұрын

And without ads 👌🏻

@Onigirli

Жыл бұрын

@@myrixica4222 This. Please, curb your gratitude

They didn't smash the camera. Tantholdt (the journalist) stood his ground and they left. He kept reporting. We like him here in Denmark.

@KackieJennedy

Жыл бұрын

Good for him.

@sparkofcuriousity

Жыл бұрын

He did a great job. I loved that he turned it around on them.

@ericdpeerik3928

Жыл бұрын

He was just like "okay, smash it then", like he didn't care. That was either bold, or he has that threat all the time 😂 either way, that was legend

@eyobalamerew1180

Жыл бұрын

I hope Denmark will do well in this world cup. There's a good chance they will, too!

@robinhart984

Жыл бұрын

@@sparkofcuriousity yes. Danish reporters in general have big balls. As do the photografers. Good folk!

The way audience's reaction changed from nothing when hearing 52C to a big *gasp* after knowing 125F was really funny.

@Canal10000

Жыл бұрын

When will (US) people start to learn Celsius...

@carschmn

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, most people not from the US have the same reaction to Fahrenheit.

@Canal10000

Жыл бұрын

@@carschmn Sure, but the difference is that Celcius is used by almost every country in the world. So there are not many reasons to learn Fahrenheit

@HunterShad

Жыл бұрын

Ah... USians. Screw science, muh freedom units are the best!

@wykihuks00

Жыл бұрын

Americans🤣🤣🤣

Update: the media forgot about the human rights abuses and covered the cup enthusiastically

@nowandaround312

Жыл бұрын

Were they not supposed to tell us the results? They reported about the human rights abuses related to world cup construction while it was happening and then they reported what happened during the world cup. Their job is to report the news, they aren't policymakers

@msachin4885

Жыл бұрын

@@nowandaround312 key word there: *enthusiastically* No one is blaming the journalists for covering the actual world cup but mookymooky is pointing out how quickly and without thought the media and everyone else moved away from the slavery issue in Qatar. In literally minutes, people went from outraged to engrossed in football and as long as humanity has that nature, the corrupt officials of FIFA and Qatar will live long uninterrupted lives

@kingace6186

Жыл бұрын

Not all media. I get my news from journalists with integrity. But, unfortunately, that's getting harder and harder to find.

@barthollevoetkbr961

11 ай бұрын

Never mind that. I want to know what happened to La'eeb.

@guccifer764

10 ай бұрын

@@barthollevoetkbr961 He was sent to the same upstate farm all former sporting mascots go after their event is over.

The face of that official when the journalist told him he's been there and saw everything was priceless.

"I won't say that Qatar definitely got the World Cup through bribery, but I won't say that they didn't and I will say that they did." God, I love this.

@cbpd89

Жыл бұрын

That phrasing should be confusing enough to throw off the defamation SLAPP suits! 💀

@cc1k435

Жыл бұрын

@@cbpd89 I think it wouldn't be that difficult to prove in court, actually. 😆

@notaspy1227

Жыл бұрын

John Should have thrown in an “allegedly” to be safe.

@KaladinVegapunk

Жыл бұрын

@@notaspy1227 haha that's the classic for wiggle room, RLM does that all the time

@lorenzoblum868

Жыл бұрын

World Cup and bribery in the same sentence is redundant.

Hi John, I’m a Bangladeshi who moved to Chicago at the age of 14 back in 2014. My connecting flight was in Qatar, and I flew with hundreds of Bangladeshi people who were so excited, filled with hope for a better future for themselves and their families as they were traveling to Qatar for their new job opportunities. My heart hurts to imagine how their hopes were shattered over the years, and to wonder how many of the poor Bangladeshi men and women I traveled with that day have died due to these conditions there. Thank you for sharing their stories, and for giving migrant workers from Bangladesh and the rest of the underprivileged countries the voice they never had.

@TrainerAQ

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like when DeSantis lied to a bunch of Venezuelans and sent them to Martha's Vineyard instead of Boston.

@rongliu1182

Жыл бұрын

@@TrainerAQ use your single brain cell. not even close of comparison. Martha vineyard is a paradise. Preaching diversity yet turning migrant away is kind of ironic.

@pundlik9012

Жыл бұрын

@@TrainerAQ let's go Brandon tho 😂

@nightnyungwe5945

Жыл бұрын

Apparently, while living in Chicago, you are never bothered by the thought that the US has committed and continued to commit a long list of war crimes all over the world but will host the next World Cup. 1 MILLION dead Iraqis in an illegal war mean nothing as does the reality that the US is still occupying Eastern Syria at this very moment and stealing their resources.

@Apprentice1979pk

Жыл бұрын

Oh come on, they all knew full well what they would face and still chose to go there. South Asians have been going to the Middle East for work since 1970s. Its has always been like this over there and everyone knows about it. No one cheated them or lied to them.

The 'ahh' from the audience after oliver converted 52°c to Fahrenheit did it for me 😂😂😂

Australia consistently bids to host the world cup but we keep losing out to other countries. I guess we just cannot match their shady under the table bribes!

@jacktattersall9457

6 ай бұрын

Because rightfully bribery in Australia would have you watching the world cup from an Aussie Gaol.

@DrewBernstein

6 ай бұрын

You literally just hosted one! But the world doesn't pay attention to women's sports 🫠

@rhythmandblues_alibi

4 ай бұрын

We got the Women's World Cup, and it was awesome! 😃🙌

@Kinlochbervie50

3 ай бұрын

Australia would be a BRILLIANT host of the World Cup.

@fiona2617

2 ай бұрын

The bigger issue with Australia is the time zones.

To add some context to the environment those stadium workers had to deal with: I was deployed there as a Navy Corpsman in a USMC unit back in 2014. The Navy/Marines use a system called the WBGT (Wet Bulb Globe Test) index. When it is over 90, all non-essential activity is prohibited as a severe risk of heat stroke, dehydration, etc. This is known as "Black Flag". Over the summer (we arrived in August), it was Black Flag before the sun even rose, and was often into the low 130s. The heat is exacerbated by the extreme humidity (it was often over 90% humidity when we were there), so your sweat doesn't evaporate, which means your body can't cool off naturally, and you have an increased risk of heat injuries. When that man said it felt like it was raining, that's not an exaggeration. As soon as you left an air-conditioned space, your clothes soaked through with sweat in 5-10 minutes. It felt like what I imagine being in an oven would be like. Our commanding officer cancelled a lot of our training, includeing MCMAP (Marine Corps Martial Arts Program). We were finishing up a Brown Belt course, and about to start Black Belt, and we were having heat injuries, even training at 5 a.m. to avoid the heat. In my time in the military I've been to CA, NM, AZ, TX, FL, IL, WA, NC, Guantanamo Bay, Japan, and Qatar (and many more places aside from military service). No place on Earth had weather as miserable as Qatar... it's not even close. It's hard to imagine working outside all day in such a hellscape. I feel for all the workers who had to endure that.

@robote7679

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for this enlightening albeit terrifying description of the environmental situation in Qatar.

@stirlingfletcher7040

Жыл бұрын

Bahrain, Oman, UAE, Yemen, SA - was pretty much the same.

@nhokonhokopuala

Жыл бұрын

Ty sir...

@zerocool5395

Жыл бұрын

I live in Miami, I totally understand.

@bahaadeenal-ees1488

Жыл бұрын

You and those workers have a crucial difference, He is a poor worker, and you are part of an invading force with hidden terror

As a Nepali, hearing and seeing dead Nepalese body entering country now and then, hearing the stories of the family members of the deceased people. I am so glad that John Oliver and HBO decided to shed light on this topic.

@hassanbuali9923

Жыл бұрын

Can you name 5 of them? How they died? Any official statement from their government or embassy?

@yessum15

Жыл бұрын

@@hassanbuali9923 Do you typically collect the names and beurocratic details of deceased people you don't know personally? That's a morbid hobby.

@nasser-q7485

Жыл бұрын

😂 such a stupid and frustrated attempt from u western .. I’m from Qatar 🇶🇦 If theses workers feel very very bad why their country doesn’t ban them from coming here in my country whyyyyyyyy 🤣 I’m living as a king in my country cuz my country responsible about me But others we have contracts with them if they r not happy with that their country can do something not u western ( the most criminals countries in the planet )

@clashoflands

Жыл бұрын

@@hassanbuali9923 qatari termite

@amodhkantsaxena6803

Жыл бұрын

@@hassanbuali9923 She can tell you that after you are done licking Qatari boots.

John's impression of David Beckham was so good lol

@kdex.

Жыл бұрын

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@jeanlind7540

Жыл бұрын

Not if you can do a real East End accent.

@FlamingWalrus317

Жыл бұрын

@@jeanlind7540 True but I think he got the smarminess spot on

@shwetharam4584

Жыл бұрын

John's impression of Sep Blatter was just as good lol

massive respect for shining the spotlight where people don't want it shone upon

My mom was deployed to Qatar when I was younger, and she used to write home and tell us about how birds would just fall out of the sky dead when they hit these pockets of particularly strong heat. I can't even begin to imagine laboring there.

@kylestubbs8867

Жыл бұрын

Is she still there?

@whatthebeepvideos

Жыл бұрын

@@kylestubbs8867 I believe the US has military bases there, so they were probably a soldier. Also, op used past tense, their mom is not still there.

@32fps

Жыл бұрын

@@whatthebeepvideos She was an airman actually (they get hilariously uptight about those things lol, she was in the airforce not army so technically not "soldier"), either a Captain or Major at that point. But yeah to @Kyle Stubbs, this was in like 2003 or 2004

@32fps

Жыл бұрын

@@sarafinasummers7863 Damn, well that's one way to test your nerve agent 😅

@LeCharles07

Жыл бұрын

@@32fps Safer than the Bhopal method.

"The workers are living in a comfortable, healthy, environment" has the same energy as "Our slaves are happy to be here, look at how joyfully they sing"

@drakeschaefer2491

Жыл бұрын

"There is no slavery in Ba Sing Se"

@UsaydTV

Жыл бұрын

How do you think Dubai and Kuwait were built? Just like the US economy, on the back of slavery. Good to see Westerners pretending like they give a fuck about Nepali workers in Qatar tho

@yucateco14

Жыл бұрын

Who said that? Xi Jinpingg?

@garaj1

Жыл бұрын

@@yucateco14 12:24

@RyanCunningham

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like Gone with the Wind

I used to live in Rio, Brazil and it would hit 50 degrees in the summer some days. The government would send out water trucks to dose the businesses and some people who asked to get sprayed. It was so incredibly hot and humid that if just got out of the shower and dried yourself off. By the time you wrapped the towel and started walking to your room your entire body would be sweaty. (No most people don't have AC, and if they do its just in room of the house to save costs) I can't imagine doing any actual labour in that type of environment without straight up passing out. Reminds me of the old movies of Egyptian slaves working to build temples in the heat while getting whipped. So damn sad

“It's like the Super bowl, except the rest of the world actually gives a f*ck.” 😂

@luckyloonie1359

6 күн бұрын

5:55 I am not feeling the FOMO💰... Where is my latinum #TDBank💳?🌎💘💰

I know it's a terrible topic, but I laughed way too hard at the audience ahhhhing at the temperature after John converted it to Fahrenheit

@rohitr9400

Жыл бұрын

It's the same reaction to the fact when he said so in his first FIFA video.

@anacc3257

Жыл бұрын

They'll laugh hysterically at everything including Teletubbies jokes

@AvangionQ

Жыл бұрын

Some will laugh because they'd never even dream of working with temperatures like that. Others will laugh because they didn't know how hot 50° Celsius is. Guessing most are both.

@KevinUchihaOG

Жыл бұрын

@@rohitr9400 The fifa video from 8 years ago? Did he mention the same fact back then? Even though it hadnt yet happened?

@davidlang9939

Жыл бұрын

125.6*F -- WHATS NOT FKD HERE?

When that reporter said "Have you been to the labor camps?" that was such a powerful question.

@MeaghanTamara

Жыл бұрын

You know how dirty his white dress would get?

@cc1k435

Жыл бұрын

Ended an interview before it could begin, it was so to the point. 🤔

@rutvin8763

Жыл бұрын

I wish he asked it BEFORE revealing he himself had been to the camps.

@teresastillabower8361

Жыл бұрын

The look on that vile man's face. I hope the reporter had a huge security team.

@lenas6246

Жыл бұрын

only westrners can expect that guys like that go to labour camps

We are so lucky to have a show like yours, who is not afraid to speak the truth. I'm very proud about the freedom of expression which often is taken for granted in the West.

@frand2701

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@onkelpappkov2666

Жыл бұрын

Cue death threat spam sent to reporters.

@redcitadel9123

Жыл бұрын

Freedom of expression is so important, it should never be taken for granted

@KAte-ng9zg

Жыл бұрын

Freedom of speech depends on your race in the west similar to all countries in the world. I mean the amount of articles and interviews I have seen plus experiences I have seen people suffer, for example how the UK reacted to Ukraine and said things like we have to help because they look like us or have light eyes/blond hair or look European. I mean definitely help I'm not disputing that if able you should help where you can, we alll should. However, not due to the way the people look plus what about offering the same help and making just as big of a deal with others from other countries who UK and US have attacked and caused issues for such as Iraq. Clearly Qatar like many other countries have the issues. In fact no country is remotely even close to perfect. Qatar as shown has major issues with the locals letting their wealth, authority and power get to their heads whilst forgetting their religion that encourages them to be kind and good to all humans. The west is not without issues to. I've seen it with my eyes how minorities are bullied and treated, I mean Islamaphobia has been going on for so long it's crazy that it's only now been given a name. Some of the racism and human inequalities are just more tactical in the west because the west has learnt to deflect and be undercover unfortunately. I say unfortunately because I am from the west and it does need to be better along with all the world. Therefore, we can't advise others when we have so many institutionally inhumane, racist, gender, culture, powertrip issues to.

@Jgleason23

Жыл бұрын

@@KAte-ng9zg if you’re trying to compare modern western countries to the Middle East then you are gonna lose this argument very quickly. The West May have had major human rights issues 60 years ago but we aren’t talking about 60 years ago since they’ve corrected it. The Middle East and much of the world still lives in Medieval times where they kill for being gay or steal your passport and force you to work as a slave.

I still remember when it hit 45 degrees celsius here in Sydney back in 2013. It was so oppressively hot that it was difficult to even move let alone conduct physical work....

I cant be the only one who laughed at the Fifa representative literally choking on his words when he said "human rights".

@fuzzytraveller8588

Жыл бұрын

You are the only one ☝🏽

@TheDylls

Жыл бұрын

It's like Rick forgetting the word "human" lmao

@abrar9792

Жыл бұрын

Sometimes you don't need a lie detector to catch a liar

@julioibanez172

Жыл бұрын

No bro, the audience laughed too

@papirootsc4201

Жыл бұрын

USA is getting the World Cup next year, they haven’t even fixed the homeless problem or the working conditions. They also lock up journalists. Nothing new here.

I remember telling my teacher back in school that he was getting old and out of touch if he believed that things like racism would still exist when I got to be his age. I am now his age and I owe him an apology.

@Nemshee

Жыл бұрын

Ah, the optimism of youth, we've all been guilty of it. Even as a natural pessimist I have had hope for a better future at some point.

@vodkaboy

Жыл бұрын

racism will probably always be a thing, but slavery could have disappeared, if it was one of top priorities of Humanity. but it's not. I still can't buy new shoes.

@jayreagan5999

Жыл бұрын

Understandable. When I was a kid I thought humans were smart.

@MajinGatomon

Жыл бұрын

@@jayreagan5999 They are smart. But they are egocentrical as well. If you tell the boss of a company that you will give him 10 Million Dollar but that money will be deducted from his employees... well, it takes a strong man to say no.

@ivanivanovichrasputin3098

Жыл бұрын

You not only owe him an apology, but you also owe his children an apology. You will owe his grandchildren, and his grandchildren’s grandchildren an apology, because as long as there are people racism will never go away. The fact that people act self-righteous and pretend to be moral and good is nothing but a show. Deep down in their subconscious, even the most “non-racist” person will still prefer people who look like him and belong to his culture. It’s the same thing as a non-believer who will start praying the second their life is in danger. 😊

I always like watching you. Everything has a good and bad side, and you get to the heart of it and don't back down because the topics are difficult. Plus, I still laugh, even though it's a little depressing.

Couldn't watch the World Cup this time. Watched a game in Brazil, followed Russia, but I can't stop thinking about FIFA and the people who died to build this cash grab scheme. Thank you, John

@landondonovanify

Жыл бұрын

Too bad it was a great world cup to watch

@augustdice3914

Жыл бұрын

Good for you! Any view is revenue and if they profit, they continue. Can’t keep watching and say you don’t IN SOME WAY, support what they have done. Personally, I do not love anything enough to support that.

@akmal94ibrahim

Жыл бұрын

You shouldn't have watched Brazil and Russia either. And when the World Cup comes to the US, you shouldn't watch that one too. They torture innocents over there (a war crime).

@n0t_zat0ichi29

3 ай бұрын

​@@akmal94ibrahim cry more lmfao

I love how shocked that one Qatari sport agency leader was when he said "you actually went there?"

@Utonian21

Жыл бұрын

He was like: "Who let them go there?"

@EdibleClown

Жыл бұрын

@@Utonian21 "I explicitly said not to let that happen!"

@pharmtec24

Жыл бұрын

Someone was probably murdered or disappeared after that interview.

@puellamservumaddominum6180

Жыл бұрын

Was not part of the plan.

@zeroweaver13

Жыл бұрын

How many security got fired that day

I'm impressed that John correctly predicted that England would lose in the quarterfinals. Someone should give him a raise.

@kevweech3721

Жыл бұрын

And they lost on a penalty, so he was close on that one

@Royan1900

Жыл бұрын

Omg I was thinking the same, know he heck did he predict that?!😂

@TheWefikus

Жыл бұрын

I mean, he’s English, he knows 😅

@morpheus6749

Жыл бұрын

England choking was predictable.

@prithvirajsrinivasan1077

Жыл бұрын

Ohhhh god I just remembered. He should say this in his next video😂😂

I was at World Cup. You nailed a lot of the perspectives. Qatar should’ve never got the tournament. Oppressive and government control. Disorganized and inefficient processes Pure corruption. So many tourists from around the world expressed their negative Experience and perspectives

Loved that guy's face when he said to the reporter.."you have been to the housing area?"

@Royan1900

Жыл бұрын

"shit, we are made, I repeat we are made! Disperse, disperse!"

@williamyoung9401

Жыл бұрын

How bad are these workers' home countries that they come to Qatar for the hope of a better life and providing for their families? o_O

@magniwalterbutnotwaltermag1479

Жыл бұрын

​@@williamyoung9401 they don't want a better life there they want to send money from qatar, same reason there are european workers in america supply and demand, india, bangladesh, and nepal are making constructions but qatar is making even more of them so the competition there is less serious Only once they're hired they realize there is basically no pay, they're enslaved, and they have no or limited contact outside

@az..0N3

Жыл бұрын

Well, what John failed to mention is that most of these employers were actually from Western countries. Qataris just paid the money to contractors for a project they wanted built. Therefore, it is unfair to just criticise Qatar and not hold the foreign contractors accountable too! BTW it was the safest, most family-friendly & best world cup to date! As far as the lgbt issue - most of the world have a law/restriction against them.

@abdullahharoun6680

Жыл бұрын

@@az..0N3 Qatar employee's are on other jobs across the country too other than the world cup, with qatari employers this time, same kafala system, same shit. its on qatar 100%, well john also blamed the fifa, wasnt all on qatar then. also its suspicious that ur saying it was the safest, john also didnt say what it took to bring security guards to the tournament, and family friendly? its not a disney movie! last sentence is unbelievable, so lots of the world having laws discriminating and oppressive towards them makes it okay if we just do the same? fuck man u for real? so it would've been okay if for instance qatar discriminated against christians, cuz with your logic, most islamic countries do that, and they are still a group of ppl like the lgbt. so would that be okay, it actually would be okay according to your fucked up logic

Im from the Philippines, and the kafala system has been in place and exploiting a lot of my countrymen since the late 80's. And not only in Qatar but most of the countries in the Arabian Peninsula. I admire John for putting a light on this issue, but I dont think any change will be coming soon.

@lollorosso4675

Жыл бұрын

Slavery is just too damn convenient and cost effective for the slavers. That is why it took the nations of Europe so many centuries to (legally) abolish it. I hope for your countrymen‘s sake and for the world that somehow, miraculously a concerted effort is made by the more influential nations in the world to render the kafala system economically non-viable (e.g. by imposing santions).

@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460

Жыл бұрын

The Philippines has also been routinely taken advantage of by the United States, too. *The USA was founded on genocide and slavery* and the devastation they have committed in the Philippines and other countries should not be ignored.

@SwaveWorm

Жыл бұрын

@@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 🤦‍♂️ 🤦 🤦‍♀️ 😔😔😔🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏿‍♀️🤦🏿🤦🏽🤦🏾‍♂️

@norml.hugh-mann

Жыл бұрын

@@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 yeah..not anyone alive today...perhaps Amerixa should have left them in Japanese control?!?!?!? SO STFU

@brennenderopa

Жыл бұрын

@@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 So now it is the middle east's turn?

John's David Beckham impersonation gets me every time i watch this

Brilliantly described, John. Thank you, Sir. 🙌🏼

that reporter interrupting his joyous screams to yell instead "OI HE GOT ME SCARF!! OI THAT'S ME MUMS!!!" and then John revealing the Scarf made me laugh so hard that I had to use my inhaler

@Buckarooskiczek

Жыл бұрын

@@sarafinasummers7863 lol!

@kylestubbs8867

Жыл бұрын

Eh, I laughed harder when Norm MacDonald did it with an urn.

@athenak4666

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid

Жыл бұрын

@@sarafinasummers7863 Oh, man. Coughing with weed smoke inhaled? I felt that pain as I read your words. The worst part is immediately knowing full-well that your coughing session is definitely going to last several minutes.

There are few things in life as satisfying as watching a Brit mocking another Brit's British accent.

@camelopardalis84

Жыл бұрын

David Beckham puts on a fake accent. You can look it up on KZread. There is at least one video comparing his natural accent with his artificially put on one.

@k80_

Жыл бұрын

Also unsettling to hear “soccer” in a British accent

@BeaverChainsaw

Жыл бұрын

@@k80_ he assimilated well into his host country!

@BoHoGoJo

Жыл бұрын

@@k80_ It's unsettling to hear soccer in any accent.

@prabhatsourya3883

Жыл бұрын

@@camelopardalis84 Exactly what John Oliver was mocking: The Overly made up British accent.

16:07 Fifa president speaks John oliver:Okay corruption caillou Me:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Really impressed with real football fans that didn't watch the world cup. I only watch a match or two from the world cup, so easy for me to boycott, but I know full on hardcore football fans that didn't watch, very impressive.

@blackpanthar906

Жыл бұрын

Well it's your loss. The Qatar world cup was voted the best world cup tournament on social media by far by world cup fans

@brekerr

Жыл бұрын

@@blackpanthar906 it's a choice ethics vs personal gain. The equation doesn't work out the same for everyone.

@blackpanthar906

Жыл бұрын

@@brekerr I lost respect for John Oliver after this episode. This was just pure propaganda. Qatar really went out if their way to host and gift fans with expensive gifts. It was voted the best world cup in history for a reason because fans got to finally see Messi achieve his dream. 1. Qatari officials addressed and clarified that the false news reports and propaganda made by some American and UK news outlets was based on a false statistic that was total number of deaths of immigrants in the country in past *10* years, which they falsely claimed to be around 6000. In reality the number of immigrants died while building stadium projects in Qatar due to mishaps or whatever reason on record by businesses labour union organisation was only 34.

@brekerr

Жыл бұрын

@@blackpanthar906 it wasn't just the US and UK media I saw it on French and German news. But more to the point reputable independent organizations such as amnesty international were saying the same and it wasn't just the forced labour and conditions that are an issue. Qatar has an appallingly human rights record. Like I say the equation doesn't work the same for everyone but the facts are fairly well established.

@blackpanthar906

Жыл бұрын

@@brekerr I don't remember Amnesty International saying anything about 6000 immigrant deaths. It was only some of these media outlets that were refuted and the propaganda failed. Qatar world cup saw some of the highest attended matches in history of FIFA world cup. That's a fact you can't deny. * It saved thousands of dollars for fans who would otherwise have to travel thousands of miles in a country like US or Austria. * It reduced carbon footprint or emissions of greenhouse gases that Fans would emmit travelling very long distances. I do agree thar human rights in Qatar are not up to same standard as western countries. But I would say it's far better when it comes to human rights in Israel. Yet you will see all western media hooting for Israel hosting such an even and not not one of them will dare to speak about aparthied, human rights violations or even the poor condition of thai immigrant labour in Israel that goes through the same issues as in many Gulf countries. Or the human rights violations of blacks or ethiopian Jews in Israel who go through terrible racism. All the teeth of western media fall down when it comes to Israel. Human rights violations in Israel is worse than Qatar on both domestic and international level. As it affects freedom of speech in west and internationally while human rights violations in Qatar though may exist, they don't affect your freedom of speech or freedom of press in US to speak against it. That's the major difference.

My brother in law from the Philippines used to work in Qatar, same process as paying the agency fee to work there. and after 2 years the owner of the company died and the kids sold the company they were not paid for 6 months because the company filed bankruptcy and they got stuck in a camp too. They had to rely on other Filipinos and families back home to lend them money so they can buy food. He had to sign a contract to forgo his pay so he can get a ticket to go home.

@slyasleep

Жыл бұрын

monstrous.

@Thenoobestgirl

Жыл бұрын

That's fucked up

@Loren1389

Жыл бұрын

imagine paying for working under these conditions... just crazy

@spiraljumper74

Жыл бұрын

The capitalist’s wet dream.

@samuela-aegisdottir

Жыл бұрын

@@spiraljumper74 Dictators' wet dream

John oliver calling Gianni Infantino “Corruption Caillou” got me howling 😂

@phyllojoe5346

Жыл бұрын

Writers knocked it out of the park with that one!

@doanacookieCT

Жыл бұрын

i hate Caillou

@MarillSweatshirt

Жыл бұрын

@@doanacookieCT I've never met anyone that actually likes him lol....

@Pietro-lp5ki

Жыл бұрын

Mt. Rushmore of John Oliver burns for sure

@chidumebiarukwe6436

Жыл бұрын

That was uncalled for, to accuse someone of something so horrific without any evidence

12:36 adding alhamdulila at the end of a sentence is crazy lol 😂

Johnnys Beckham impression was funny. “TAACO” 😂😂

I like how the American audience didn't grasp how hot it is in Qatar until John converted from Celsius to Fahrenheit.

@morpheus6749

Жыл бұрын

In the same way that Celsius people won't grasp Fahrenheit until you convert it for them.

@JiggyGinJoints

Жыл бұрын

From science to jibberish how long can you throw a stone

@nathanchildress5596

Жыл бұрын

I don’t know the conversion by heart, but I know anything beyond 30 C is hot as fuck. I’m a dumb American, but I try.

@TheFelipeo

Жыл бұрын

@@morpheus6749 you mean the rest of the world?

@Elenrai

Жыл бұрын

@@morpheus6749 Well you say that but the rest of the world is exposed to this retardation regularly and learn to convert, same goes for currency exchange rates n the like, globalism be like that, regardless of how much of a cousin fucker you try to be :D

I'm super proud of my team (Bolivia) for boycotting this World Cup by not qualifying at all. I mean, they boycotted so hard they probably ended up last in the CONMEBOL as a whole.

@josemerlos1011

Жыл бұрын

Lol!

@salchipapa5843

Жыл бұрын

I stand corrected: They ended up second to last, only above Venezuela. Man, they could have put more of an effort with the boycott.

@salchipapa5843

Жыл бұрын

@Jack Smith Are you sure you're responding to the right comment?

@peachblossom13

Жыл бұрын

Me with Paraguay

@salchipapa5843

Жыл бұрын

@Jack Smith Pretty sure you have no idea what you're talking about, or even noticed the fact that my comment was a joke.

God that David Beckham impression was so funny.

Thank you to the LWT team for reporting on this. Im Malayalee and my family has so many people who have worked and dealt with the shittiness of working in countries like UAE, Qatar, and Saudi Arabia. It’s appalling and disgusting what my people have done to essentially build there economy, only for their bodies to be collateral for elf wages. It’s a shame, especially bc we’re Muslim, and I find that these nations use their religion to justify slavery and homophobia especially against other Muslims.

I lived in qatar when I was younger for several years and have witnessed this "slavery" first hand, and it's true. I remember seeing 20-30-40 dudes living in a small dirty trailer outside of construction sites and seeing them working outside in the blistering heat and hearing stories regularly about people dying on the job. It's heartbreaking. I remember feeling so bad for those people it made me cry and decide from a young age I want to change the world and help those people and all people in shitty situations. Treat others the way you'd like to be treated and be the way you'd like others to be.

@rexsceleratorum1632

Жыл бұрын

Being from India, the living conditions are largely known here, but enough people are desperate for the money even if there is a known risk of not getting paid all that is promised.

@mohammedsaad4731

Жыл бұрын

Why is he not talking about China hosting Olympics?

@HashknightGaming

Жыл бұрын

This is the way Ned. 🖖🏼

@FridgeChic

Жыл бұрын

@@mohammedsaad4731 he has several episodes where he talks about China, as far as I know, this is the 1st on Qatar

@HashknightGaming

Жыл бұрын

@@mohammedsaad4731 The CCP needs to be crushed asap.

John Oliver covering FIFA is always a treat

@mohammedsaad4731

Жыл бұрын

Why not about China hosting Olympics ?

@XVeganDaveGodFreeX

Жыл бұрын

I lost a lot of respect him when he said he's still going to watch. He should be telling people to #boycottFIFAworldcup

@JawadBhuiyan

Жыл бұрын

@@mohammedsaad4731 Not specifically the Olympics but: kzread.info/dash/bejne/Y2ujpbOam92vnJs.html

@JawadBhuiyan

Жыл бұрын

@@XVeganDaveGodFreeX Won't really make a difference. The majority will still watch.

@cagliari5984

Жыл бұрын

@@mohammedsaad4731 because last I checked the olympics is a completely different athletic event?

I was one of many Butlers at a 5-Star Island resort for the Prince of Qatar and his entourage in the very early 2000s. While I never met the Prince personally, his staff were rude and belittling throughout their stay of one week. We essentially needed to work 24-7 as we had much to prepare and organise during the daylight hours, and would need to be on-call for anything in the evening. As their home is so hot during the day, the Prince had a very nocturnal timetable. We even had a beach volleyball court set up for his staff and family with lighting, multiple chefs, and the butlers to attend to their needs as they like to operate when it's cool. The women where courteous, but so reserved and veiled.under the watchful eyes of the security staff. After a few days I was sleep deprived and quite over the rudeness of the security detail. They do not care about anyone but themselves. They did tip us very handsomely in mid 5-figures each which was ridiculous money. I gave half of it to a few animal care charities, as I felt that it was too much, and that it was a payoff for being treated like a piece of shit for a week. When they left in a multi-billion dollar yacht, I was so relieved. Slept for 22-hours straight after. To this day, I still can't talk about anything specific I witnessed or experienced during that time. We all had to sign a binding NDA that lasts for 50-years. These royals don't mess about.

@OO-gd7

Жыл бұрын

Money man money

Watching the World Cup and FIFA games is endorsing it. Especially after seeing this.

Hearing the words of Nasser gave me huge goosebumps. What a chilling analogy....

@fishgangstaytps2691

Жыл бұрын

I think I've never seen someone who looked gayer, but yeah, his statement was very compelling. Edit: It just occurred to me though: The fate of a gay Qatari is probably preferable to that of a migrant worker being worked to death in desert heat. Not to belittle the situation, but you're a citizen of one of the (if not the) countries with the richest population in the world, but you have to hide your sexual orientation. Not ideal, to be sure, but you can basically just move to a different country and live there comfortably with your significant wealth. Whereas the migrants have the choice between starvation and slavery...

@mr.dr.daxter4049

Жыл бұрын

@@fishgangstaytps2691 wow I think you just raised the bar for shit takes that no one asked for. You should probably never comment on anything ever again.

@fishgangstaytps2691

Жыл бұрын

@@mr.dr.daxter4049 Ehm... Did you use your brain to type that? It can't have been in your head at the time, surely.

@Itcouldbebunnies

Жыл бұрын

@@fishgangstaytps2691 He is not from a rich family. Not that it matters anyway, they disowned him after he moved to America and came out.

@fishgangstaytps2691

Жыл бұрын

@@Itcouldbebunnies Interesting. But I wasn't talking about him personally. Just in general. I would get a nice job and not tell my family. Again, not saying that it's great, just the lesser evil in this case.

Say why you want about John, but he was spot on about Englands place in the world cup

@jacobferrera1777

Жыл бұрын

Lol 🤣

@adad-ec6ht

Жыл бұрын

I am glad FIFA kicked them out!

@mmjackk667

Жыл бұрын

"Say what you want about John"? I've never heard anyone say anything bad about John Oliver (well, we know Pierce Morgan, that douc_hebag, doesn't like him, but other than him... and maybe the Royal family and... OK he's not that popular, probably even hated, a good, common base for a Voodoo doll but still...he's quite tolerable). You know what, I agree with you. I take it back.

@placefantasy1821

Жыл бұрын

I literally ran to the comment section to see if anyone else caught that LMAO

@michaelhourigan7553

Жыл бұрын

@@mmjackk667 underrated comment😂

Thank you John for highlighting the disgusting way these poor men are treated

Qatar getting the World Cup ended up being the complete opposite of sports washing. 10 years ago we'd never heard of Qatar and now we all hate them🤣

@DopeyDetector

Ай бұрын

No. Everyone knew of Qatar. Outside of amerikkka, we understand geography

The journalist is a seasoned war reporter, going to front lines all over the world. It says a thing or two, when the network decides to send a war reporter to a football tournament... They needed someone who could handle some heat :P

"There's something pretty fucked up about arguing it's too hot for peak athletes to be outside for 90 minutes but you know what it's completely fine for people to build stadium in that heat". That pretty much sums up up most major sports events IMO.

His impersonation of David Beckham is hilariously spot on.

The trolling beckham part was fucking hilarious 🤣😂 And what would people do for power and money ? Play the world cup in Qatar 😏

Fun fact: The FIFA is considered a non-profit association in Switzerland, where the head office is (and where I live). Legally it is the same as the children's soccer club in my neighbourhood or an evening book-club. And like these other charitable association, the FIFA does only pay limited taxes, despite posting billions of revenue.

@kelvinw.1384

Жыл бұрын

But the US does thank you Swiss when you helped us Raid and arrest the last Organizational corrupt heads.

@ArcturusOTE

Жыл бұрын

Random question, doesn't Switzerland allow people after service to carry their rifles?

@JeremyP1

Жыл бұрын

@@ArcturusOTE they can keep the rifle but without ammo. Although most recruits don't take the rifle home with them after their service.

@shaderunner7.0

Жыл бұрын

You start to take in massive profits as non-profit in Finland, and you'll be sure that tax office is going to be interested in you :^)

@modtec1209

Жыл бұрын

Switzerland, bank and money launderer for organized crime, dictators and general scumbags since the 1700s. Also a proud history of professional advice on tax evasion. Also, tasty chocolate!

Hi im from Nepal 🇳🇵Thanks for covering issues of migrant workers . Hope the concerned authority act on this. Also i feel sad our nepalese migrant workers , brothers and sisters had to go through these pain due to incompetent and corrupt leaders and government of nepal who forced people out of country coz of unemployment....

@iandhr1

Жыл бұрын

I am so sorry what happened and is happening to your countrymen and women

@mosheed-dragon8438

Жыл бұрын

Qatar offer opportunities to poor countries, yet 😅 people complain if the issue is real then the Nepal government would have moved. Source trust me im from Nepal 🙄

@purudeepgautam6439

Жыл бұрын

@@mosheed-dragon8438 what do you mean by providing opportunities that comes with death of people.. pathetic thought.. i even doubt if you are from nepal, you would have felt the pain. Its DEATH of people we are talking here Also Nepal government is too incompetent to talk about these issues in international level.

@MimiYuYu

Жыл бұрын

Can you please inform me- why are there so many Nepalese people seeking work in other countries?

@mosheed-dragon8438

Жыл бұрын

@@purudeepgautam6439you seem pretty educated, why not protest in your country then. You are saying your country is incompetent shouldn't be the first step to improve it.

I cannot even see a picture of David Beckham without thinking about this impression lmao

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Beckham's voice saying "I love ..." ... LMFAO

I want an hour of John mocking Beckham.

@barumbadum

Жыл бұрын

Me too...

@fredrickbeondo8695

Жыл бұрын

He's another one like Tyson whose voice doesn't match up right with the look 🤣

@MrLadyMaroles

Жыл бұрын

Everybody knows how I would love to see John mocking people.

@josephawatson

Жыл бұрын

same with kid rock id watch an hour of john mocking him

@davidofergals6947

Жыл бұрын

John is a nobody compared to Beckham.

I friend of mine worked as a technical supervisor in a highly specialized field, on the construction of the airport. He had brought his whole family from Denmark and was planning on working a year there. He came back after 2-3 weeks. He couldn't believe how shitty the working conditions were. And he'd worked basically all over the world.

@soul0360

Жыл бұрын

One of my family members had pretty much the same experience. Also from Denmark. He was only gonna be there for 6 monyhs though. But he also left after a few weeks.

@damjanp7920

Жыл бұрын

Damn, even the danish get treated like shit there... i kinda like the lack of racial/wealth discrimination. Everyone gets treated equally inhumane lmao

@Cavemanner

Жыл бұрын

@@damjanp7920 I'm thinking they may have left over moral compunction, not personal discomfort. From what I understand, they treat white/Western workers very well, as they want to continue making a good impression on the rest of the world.

@FutureCommentary1

Жыл бұрын

@@Cavemanner On the Western world you mean. Because there's 2bn+ people of Indian, Bangladesh and Nepal they didn't worry about making a bad impression on.

@Apprentice1979pk

Жыл бұрын

These other workers have the same choice but they choose to live there. They got in debt knowing full well what they would face. Its their own choice.

Funny to see how these conditions when in Qatar is an atrocity, but when in the UK is considered otherwise. Regarding visas and costs for foreign workers in the UK: 1. Hefty application fees (c.4k USD) + additional international surcharges of c.2.3k (3y upfront) 2. Can't switch jobs when on a visa, if you switch youre banned from the UK for 1 year (Tier 2 cooling off period) 3. Cant leave UK when on visa without employers permission 4. UK Visa Department takes foreigners passports away for +1.5 years or more when waiting for a decision on an application (If you are Non-EU)

As always thank you for the update sir and keep doing what you do best 👍

I’m a gulf citizen and I am so glad that the western media is shedding light on the abusive Kafala system. Our governments are only reactionary to global pressures and hopefully the events in Qatar can drive our leaders to abolish this exploitation driven system.

@sumomaster5585

Жыл бұрын

I know it used to be a thinkg in KSA, but Qatar as well? and like why do the gov do that? UAE doesn't..so why are Qatar and KSA so hesitant to abolish it?

@shirley444

Жыл бұрын

Well gulf nations aren’t going to be held accountable because the first thing they’re gonna do is point out the hypocrisy of the west

@Mirsab

Жыл бұрын

@@sumomaster5585 lol how ignorant are you? Who said UAE doesn't??? You think all these buildings popped up on their own? Visit Sonapur in Dubai and ask them about Kafala.

@sumomaster5585

Жыл бұрын

@@Mirsab buildings popping up don't necessarily mean the workers had to be under Kafala...I have some friends who got office jobs there and my understanding is there isn't kafala system there...maybe I am wrong

@vice.nor.virtue

Жыл бұрын

I'm glad that you're happy to see us putting the Gulf in the spotlight so much. I'm actually starting to feel bad for the good citizens of Qatar, because sadly they're going to have to whether the staining of their countries politics even if they have nothing to do with them.

A german comedian said it best I believe when he said he was pissed at FIFA for "forcing people to make a moral descision on whether or not to watch football".

@nehalilisays

Жыл бұрын

*Oliver Welke, heute show

@mickylawless1941

Жыл бұрын

I will NOT be watching the world cup. It makes me sad, but the whole human rights violations thing makes me sick.

@radjalomas8854

Жыл бұрын

If he only realized that now it means he wasn"t paying attention before. Professional soccer has always been an insult to intelligence, and to the sport itself.

@michaelt.5672

Жыл бұрын

@@nehalilisays I was thinking of Oliver Kalkofe, actually. But Welke might have said something similar.

@asuka36

Жыл бұрын

It’s Oliver Welke, and he‘s right. Gotta hand it to FIFA; they’re making millions off their moral bankruptcy and still get to tell fans „well, you watched, so you‘re complicit“. Evil masterminds.

John's prediction about England losing on penalties got torpedoed into orbit, much like Harry Kane's football.

@mikayelhakobyan1653

Жыл бұрын

but he was right about the quarterfinals

John: "They work in 52-degrees Celsius." Most people: "OMFG! That's insane!" Americans: "Umm...😕...how many football fields is that?"

@juliansandoval8022

Жыл бұрын

lol

I thought I was well educated on the matter but boy this was truly an eye opener.

"You don't want to comment on it?" "Of course not" implies "Hell no, because we both know you're right" in such a confident way. It's astounding

@googiegress7459

Жыл бұрын

"I just don't wanna be on camera pretending to try to lie while you ask about how evil my country and entire culture is. I'm better than this; I'm accustomed to slave rimjobs during interviews.""

@apollo1573

Жыл бұрын

@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ your KZread comment won’t change anyone’s mind btw

@reemdaak3591

Жыл бұрын

The only reason the west was silent about the past FIFA had is because of the problems they currently have with OPEC

@mindsigh4

Жыл бұрын

& his cold dead soul-less beady little eyes, would be fun to drive him 20 miles out in the desert & drop him off so he can walk back.

@usmankraja

Жыл бұрын

kzread.infot2sh6yywmzw?feature=share

About the "One Love" Armbands: Fifa has apparently threatened teams who wear those with penalties. Not just financial ones. Yellow cards for any players who wear them, maybe even red cards. And talk behind the scenes is that they even threatened to take away points from teams. So yeah, we know where Fifa stands.

@falconeshield

Жыл бұрын

We know where the players stand too. Cowards.

@4immerda

Жыл бұрын

I just read that as well! Still can't quite believe it... wth??

@frederikzinn5427

Жыл бұрын

We should have escalated it... let FIFA ban us. Rather banned than kneeling before FIFA! Geetings from Germany

@JaIch9999

Жыл бұрын

@@frederikzinn5427 IF Germans are good at anything at all, it is at kneeling and obeying.

@dannnyc93

Жыл бұрын

The response should be that all the players wear them anyway. They can either issue every single one of them yellow cards or send the team back home. Either way it would be a massive embarrassment to FIFA and Qatar and it would be an effective way to protest.

his Beckham impression is the best

I love how John absolutely picked the outcome for England, several weeks ago 😂

@morpheus6749

Жыл бұрын

It was planned.

@beenaplumber8379

Жыл бұрын

John is really Q. This was his proof. Let him who hath understanding reckon the *Prophecy of England.*

@1313tennisman

Жыл бұрын

@@beenaplumber8379 Anybody who follows soccer even a little bit could have predicted that one

@juliansandoval8022

Жыл бұрын

@@1313tennisman I hate to have to agree with you

@paulclissold1525

Жыл бұрын

That was easy the draw matched them up against france. Frances best player wasnt even playing.

The fact that so many people lost their lives because FIFA officials took bribes is tragic. What sticks in my craw even more is that after the tournament those stadiums will be abandoned like in previous host countries. The wealthy organisers will have profited and the poor will die for nothing.

@dunbar9finger

Жыл бұрын

What sticks in my craw even more is that John said he was going to watch anyway. As long as the insane fans can't get a decent sense of proportion and realize that their sport isn't as important as people's lives, nothing will change.

@FS-me8mj

Жыл бұрын

The poor don't care , they want Money as well - a Bangladeshi

@itsmyboardwhotalk

Жыл бұрын

@@dunbar9finger not necessarily (although I agree with you and I wont watch any games). the world cup in its current form is a financial catastrophe, countries like south africa, brazil or russia spent billions and barley earned anything (ticket profits are for the fifa, fifa earns a few billions without any costs). even germany lost money and they had stadiums, infrastructure etc. the reason why those countries do that is bc they hope to be seen more modern, meaning if we really pointing out how terrible this all is, maybe those people will stop investing in it. long stretch but maybe...

@KatieGray1

Жыл бұрын

​@@itsmyboardwhotalk yes, it's a P.R. purchase plain and simple. lots of international sporting competitions are this way, including the Olympics though they do make much more of an effort to pretend like human rights really matters nowadays as if that'll make any difference. and yet athletes will continue to compete in them as long as they have incentive to do so, and people will continue to watch them. it's almost like stadium sporting competitions were invented to be an opium for the masses so they didn't realize how shitty their lives are and overthrow their governments or something. oh, that's right, they were. can we stop pretending these things are otherwise now?

@jediping

Жыл бұрын

I read an interesting section of a book that talked about how hosting major sporting events and sports teams improves people’s level of happiness. In the US, there’s lots of promise of creating jobs around these things, and they’re false promises, and many now protest against hosting because of that. But maybe if we accept it’s a way to get a buzz without risking addiction, more democracies would be willing to splash the cash to compete with the dictatorships that are trying to sports-wash.

OMG! Just watched this and Jon Oliver was SPOT-ON with England's outcome: eliminated in the quarterfinals on penalties! How hilarious!! Give that guy another Emmy!

@oracle8589

Жыл бұрын

What penalties were they then? Considering the game never went to extra time, how is that even possible?

@michaelgillman2505

Жыл бұрын

@@oracle8589 It didn't even go to penalties and STILL went out by missing a penalty. It's the most England thing to happen for ages.

The way the audience only became shocked when John translated Celsius to Fahrenheit lmao

@duartefh88

Жыл бұрын

*converted

@Mrshoujo

Жыл бұрын

Anything over 30°C is uncomfortable.

@hanshaperle6075

Жыл бұрын

There are people? Isnt it just a solo without audience and just some background sounds?

@awesomeone1784

Жыл бұрын

@@hanshaperle6075 only during the height of COVID. He often mentioned being in a white void.

@B3Band

Жыл бұрын

And? We use Fahrenheit here. So it's fine that you can't translate to Fahrenheit, but it's weird that others can't translate to Celsius? Hypocrite.

David Beckham did a TV cooking show in Japan called SMAP Cooking. He said "It's good" so many times that the celebrities cooking asked if he could say anything else.

@Senneru13

Жыл бұрын

I am Groot

@smuller8988

Жыл бұрын

No he can`t. His head has been hit by a big round ball too many times thus damaging said head.

@alanski2005

Жыл бұрын

David Beckham is a moron, and will do anything for a buck. Ambassador? Don't make me laugh.

@falconeshield

Жыл бұрын

@@smuller8988 He's a nobody among the rich lol. His wife is more loved.

@caronstout354

Жыл бұрын

He's the British version of the American football star who was "passed" through college with dismal grades because of his skills on the football field.

Bastards treating workers like that. Thank you John!

*"Corruption Caillou"!!* i nearly wet myself LMFAO!

The supreme court getting any ideas joke slapped so hard yet was so extremely sad. Still cant believe that happened

@jimschleich8753

Жыл бұрын

That was a nervous laugh for sure.

@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid

Жыл бұрын

I didn't understand that joke. What was the punch on that one? I'm assuming they did something heinous recently, but my searches are too vague...

The Monarchy and World Cup was a hell of a way to end this season.

@joshuabahirvani2488

Жыл бұрын

Plus a new season of the Crown on Netflix.. 🎊

@freem8son86

Жыл бұрын

@@moroteseoinage are you okay?

@straits9260

Жыл бұрын

@@moroteseoinage yes, intolerant towards killing workers, how sad and pity of you degenerates

@MorpheusOne

Жыл бұрын

@Free M8son: Yeah, they are definitely not okay! They're a chodeful cuck-servative coward who gets spicy whenever anyone, especially strangers on the internet who they'll never be confronted by, question(s) anything, any idea or opinion, that they have. Or they're just a cowardly troll, merely just doing nothing more than trolling for their _`shits & giggles`._ Those are the only two options.

@jonasgraumans2034

Жыл бұрын

@@moroteseoinage I legitimately didn’t believe people like you actually existed. Apparently I’m wrong, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

1:00 Can't believe you would lie about having the scarf, John. I thought I could trust you.

Fact that England were actually knocked out in a Quarter Final due to a missed penalty is hilarious.

It rarely happens that a Danish journalist goes viral. He is usually a war reporter reporting in full military gear and helmet. This clip is surreal in many ways.

@tojogornottojog1100

Жыл бұрын

When will this Danish jorno report about what's happening in Denmark tho

@Jacob_Junge

Жыл бұрын

@@tojogornottojog1100 Lots of reporters do that. Any subject in particular you're interested in?

@timowagner1329

Жыл бұрын

@@tojogornottojog1100 lol what a question 😂

@therabbithat

Жыл бұрын

That makes sense. How could you be afraid someone would break your camera after surviving a war zone. Dude knows what really matters.

@sixohnine

Жыл бұрын

That explains the balls on that man lol

"I love being in the middle of ... Nowhere... And eating and talking... This is... Perfect for me." Had me dying!! It's like the man is contractually obligated by Satan to ONLY be permitted to express himself in sentences of "I love [insert present circumstances]!!" or "I love [insert food or cuisine, regardless of present circumstances]!!" Like if he strays from this by even the slightest deviation, the secret FIFA sniper is just gonna take him out on the spot.

@henryasare9905

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@IchBinEineBohne

Жыл бұрын

You are foreshadowing the next ad with beckham, where he will be filming in hell. "I love being tied to a pole and being poked by sticks and have my eyes gauged out.... This is .. Perfect for me."

@gautampressman

Жыл бұрын

Or rather stick him with an electric cattle prod.

@JustAnswers359

Жыл бұрын

He was paid a $220 million contract to promote this mess. He will say he loves satan's balls if he has to

@sumomaster5585

Жыл бұрын

Having seen both, I observed that the west and women specifically seem to think the rich oil states ME are far more horrible than they actually are.....yes there are some restrictions about politics and on women but all in all, their lives aren't much different from what you have in the west. Actually in most cases it's much better given their crazy wealth. As for the horrible conditions for migrants, sadly they would've had the same horrible conditions even in their own countries. I grew up in a very poor country myself and been to India before....I am not saying what the oil states are doing is in any way or shape correct, no far from it but the reality is the world is cruel for most of us.

Thank you for this.

The England prediction tho LoooL =))))

I don't think I've ever heard a Brit mock another Brit's accent before 😂🤣🤣 That was too funny Edit: It's common sense that people in the UK have different accents. Why do some of you keep bringing that up when no one said otherwise?? 😂

@AkuraClosetRaid

Жыл бұрын

I laaaauugghheeedd so hard🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Irfanhill

Жыл бұрын

They do it all the time, you should watch their show they're quite funny, like 8 out of 10 cat does countdown

@jarenlee8229

Жыл бұрын

There's loads of accents in the UK lol, it actually happens a lot.

@fluffigverbimmelt

Жыл бұрын

@@jarenlee8229 to get that, Americans would need to know that there's no common "breehdish accent", but they're always referring to some kind of English accent

@DizzyBusy

Жыл бұрын

What? You should watch The Big Fat Quizzes then. Sometimes a very posh person asks the question and half the panel wouldn't understand because, well, they're not all posh people from the south, are they?

Me, a Canadian, hearing about 52°C work conditions: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! Audience: *silence*

@gibbous_silver

Жыл бұрын

yes it’s crazy the highest temperature i’ve experienced in Canada is a bit above 30 celsius

@bloodnwine

Жыл бұрын

@@gibbous_silver Many Canadians consider that hot weather 😓

@RideAcrossTheRiver

Жыл бұрын

@@gibbous_silver Toronto and Windsor get to +38

@jossypoo

Жыл бұрын

It was definitely cause the audience has no idea what 52C is.

@jimstoesz3878

Жыл бұрын

I mean there were a few audible gasps when John translated Celsius into Fahrenheit for his live audience of Americans...

I have not and I will not patronize soccer in any way as long as FIFA remains the international organizing body. THAT’S how things change, John.

Whenever I get reminded of the world Cup, I think about Josh Witcombe on Taskmaster. "It sounds like we're choosing who's going to hold the next world cup!" when his fellow contestants were offering to pay for 1st place

"I do not have much faith, but still, I have hope." Heartbreaking

I'm from Germany and I usually love watching the World Cup with family and friends, but I decided not to this year. It's truly heartbreaking, when you see a sport you love and that brings people together being absolutely rotten and corrupt.

@christianschmidt234

Жыл бұрын

Same here

@reneedesoet7309

Жыл бұрын

Yeah same. I'm from the Netherlands, we played our first game of the tournament tonight but I just can't watch it

@berjanbeen7188

Жыл бұрын

@@reneedesoet7309 I'm with you. Not going to watch. Fuck they could get to the finals and I still wouldn't.

@ciaran9789

Жыл бұрын

@@berjanbeen7188 I'm a huge fan of the sport but I'm refusing to watch any of the matches too. I'm glad to see I'm not alone.

@larsleblanc4646

Жыл бұрын

Amen! I absolutely love football, and it feels horrible like to enjoy something that should bring so much joy worldwide because of the terrible tragedies it caused.

So this is literally a microcosm of what happens when the ultra rich aren't checked at all.

David Beckham: I love spicy Fish Girl markets...

I worked for the World Cup three years ago. On digital platforms and based in Europe, so I had nothing to do with what happened in the country. Anyway, our supervisors asked Amnesty International about the situation and they said, since the agency was already working for FIFA and DFB (German Football Association) that it can’t get morally worse from here. Organized Football isn’t sport, it’s cancer.

@midsizesedan7620

Жыл бұрын

Those Qatari frauds should be tried for human rights violation. This nonsense can't stand

@PaTrick-cf6ev

Жыл бұрын

Just as organized religion. Scum of earth. Let's not forget that Qatar is a fundamentalist theocratic monarchy.

@vodkaboy

Жыл бұрын

bread and circus. football fans coping might answer that it's "I'm 14 ans it's deep" type content, doesn't change the fact it's the truth, liquid bread and games.

I have a Filipino coworker who worked at 2 of those stadium sites. I'm so glad he got out and came to the US with his family

@Zift_Ylrhavic_Resfear

Жыл бұрын

He should have come to Europe, why go to a third world country like the US? I get that it's much better than quatar, but it's still the third world.

@tarikmcentire9238

Жыл бұрын

@Zift Ylrhavic Resfear You wish lol. Don't forget if it wasn't for the US, you'd be commenting in German 🤷🏾‍♂️😂

@Zift_Ylrhavic_Resfear

Жыл бұрын

@@tarikmcentire9238 Did you know that the US is the only western country that had a declining life expectancy even before the pandemic? It's also the only one that hasn't reached 80 years of average life expectancy. Poland is even about to catch up to you guys. You may have a powerful army and an elite living in luxury, but the living conditions of the average american is a level below an actual first world country.

@sbs-0055

Жыл бұрын

@@Zift_Ylrhavic_Resfear your household poop the whole day and flush the toilet at night just to save water 💩

@Zift_Ylrhavic_Resfear

Жыл бұрын

@@sbs-0055 As i pointed out in my last comment, even eastern Europe is catching up to the US, did you really think my household hasn't left you guys in the dust?