QAnuts Gather for JFK Jr’s Triumphant Return & Klan Mom Marjorie Taylor Greene Racks Up Mask Fines

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One of our producers Maggie happened upon an interesting description of our show on her hotel TV while out of town at a wedding, according to the White House 70% of U.S. adults are now vaccinated against COVID-19, we are in for the dumbest season of “The Bachelorette” ever, a number of big elections happened across the country and candidate Terry McAuliffe from Virginia has set the record for most emails sent from any human being ever, President Biden is on his way home from the UN Climate Change Conference, Louis Gohmert of Texas is looking on the bright side of global warming, genius Marjorie Taylor Greene was fined four times yesterday for refusing to wear a mask, fellow wackjob from Colorado Lauren Boebert is giving into baseless right wing rumors, hundreds of Q-Anuts gathered in Dealey Plaza to witness the triumphant return of John F. Kennedy Jr, and we get to the bottom of where all this wacky misinformation even comes from!
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  • @billyforkell1501
    @billyforkell15012 жыл бұрын

    I am no longer amazed that people watch crap like the bachelor/bachelorette. The Dumbing down of America is truly complete.🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦

  • @johnnyhunter

    @johnnyhunter

    2 жыл бұрын

    Between that and the hundreds of people standing in the street expecting to see a dead man, it most certainly is.

  • @silverblue73

    @silverblue73

    2 жыл бұрын

    pretty sure the people on that show are hand selected to illicit precisely this effect

  • @freya8133

    @freya8133

    2 жыл бұрын

    Then there's Gohmert Pyle and that genius quote at 7:42-8:04....

  • @againstthepods4316

    @againstthepods4316

    2 жыл бұрын

    Honey those shows have been around for 30 years. Relax

  • @TheMargarita1948

    @TheMargarita1948

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@silverblue73 assuming you are the victim of autocorrect hyper activity, I agree with you.

  • @brianna7921
    @brianna79212 жыл бұрын

    Nowhere else would you get 20 fines and still be allowed anywhere near the property.

  • @graphchick

    @graphchick

    2 жыл бұрын

    MTG wants to get thrown out of Congress. because then she can play the victim and whine that she was "cancelled" by the left.

  • @rinnerinne1639

    @rinnerinne1639

    2 жыл бұрын

    You do realize that this is America, don't you. Where else is this kind of stupidity, and reckless regard for the law allowed?

  • @pho-kingsoup8126
    @pho-kingsoup81262 жыл бұрын

    What's sad is Elvis showed up in Dallas and no one recognized him.

  • @chrissietina

    @chrissietina

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @katherinetutschek4757

    @katherinetutschek4757

    2 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣

  • @BiG-JuPO1O1

    @BiG-JuPO1O1

    2 жыл бұрын

    Poor Elvis 😂

  • @onelogue
    @onelogue2 жыл бұрын

    Hard to laugh when this is our reality. And it’s in our politics.

  • @onelogue

    @onelogue

    2 жыл бұрын

    @U.R. TheProblem I agree! Peace comes from education.

  • @cosmicraysshotsintothelight

    @cosmicraysshotsintothelight

    2 жыл бұрын

    Rod Serling did not roll over in his grave, he exploded. Sadly, since that time, we have been being lied to by the Republican party and it is clearly a hideout for white supremacists and their agendas.

  • @darkmoon2503

    @darkmoon2503

    2 жыл бұрын

    @U.R. TheProblem Bruh. I don’t think you realize how many Christians are educated AND are against Trump. Heck, Mr. Kimmel here is Catholic, last I heard.

  • @mickswagger6086

    @mickswagger6086

    2 жыл бұрын

    I can’t see why people would laugh at the puppy story

  • @maleficent7484

    @maleficent7484

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sad but true

  • @anne8511
    @anne85112 жыл бұрын

    I can’t believe that many people showed up to see JFK. I mean really!

  • @missyreed1804

    @missyreed1804

    2 жыл бұрын

    IKR I'm confused weren't they DEMOCRATS? why are they waiting for them to come back from the dead I'm confused 🤔

  • @WaywardVet

    @WaywardVet

    2 жыл бұрын

    This makes me want to become a QAnon contributor online and just make things up and see who just believes it.

  • @waryaawariiri1812

    @waryaawariiri1812

    2 жыл бұрын

    That is Muricans for you in nutshell.

  • @susantunbridge4612

    @susantunbridge4612

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@WaywardVet We have thought of that, up here in Canada. How much sh** could we raise?

  • @Saiputera

    @Saiputera

    2 жыл бұрын

    It not even a conspiracy theory. CIA is behind JFK

  • @worldcitizeng6507
    @worldcitizeng65072 жыл бұрын

    The grown woman with a straight face saying puppies were eaten ... where are her parents or teachers? Has she been home schooling all her life?

  • @lh3540

    @lh3540

    2 жыл бұрын

    Actually, she was a teen mom dropout and only has a GED.

  • @Saiputera

    @Saiputera

    2 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy Kimmel where the Virginia election coverage?? He ain't gonna like the results Lmao🤣🤣

  • @readervonteas4559

    @readervonteas4559

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Bobby Thornton According to Rand Paul and The Sun "newspaper" in an article so full of "allegedlies" it was barely readable. I can't roll my eyes far back enough...

  • @SyzygyNoon

    @SyzygyNoon

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Bobby Thornton In what way?

  • @Vikturus2k6

    @Vikturus2k6

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@readervonteas4559 yup, and a year ago fauci did nothing wrong….. so time will tell.

  • @montrosecrazyguy
    @montrosecrazyguy2 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy! Please! Help us those of us on the western slope of Colorado get rid of Boebert!!!

  • @bik7083
    @bik70832 жыл бұрын

    I’m really worried for the future of America!

  • @hannah1948
    @hannah19482 жыл бұрын

    I can't believe people actually showed up for that.

  • @oneanddone7992

    @oneanddone7992

    2 жыл бұрын

    These are the same tinfoil hat collectors that send trump - a "billionaire" - money each month. These people have a brain disease of some kind yet to be named. Look at a trump convention and tell me they all don't have the exact same mental affliction.

  • @sopadecalavzacaballero4805

    @sopadecalavzacaballero4805

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@oneanddone7992 Facts!

  • @hunterwaco2889

    @hunterwaco2889

    2 жыл бұрын

    I can!

  • @trumplostlol5281

    @trumplostlol5281

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@hunterwaco2889 yeah i can too, many stupid conservatives in the US

  • @Saiputera

    @Saiputera

    2 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy Kimmel where the Virginia election coverage?? He ain't gonna like the results Lmao🤣🤣

  • @jstnxprsn
    @jstnxprsn2 жыл бұрын

    That Maga Libs bit was priceless. Well done, guys.

  • @twiguydk

    @twiguydk

    2 жыл бұрын

    Where can I get Maga Libs??

  • @manderson7173

    @manderson7173

    2 жыл бұрын

    Agreed!!! Political Genius 🎯

  • @reynardfoxx6753

    @reynardfoxx6753

    2 жыл бұрын

    I want to play Maga Libs.

  • @ParkTheSnark

    @ParkTheSnark

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@twiguydk Hobby Lobby and anywhere Tiki Torches are sold. 😂😂😂 that was an awesome skit.

  • @JDMimeTHEFIRST

    @JDMimeTHEFIRST

    2 жыл бұрын

    The people who wrote this skit should be on SNL . . Then it can be funny again 😁

  • @loooooooooby
    @loooooooooby2 жыл бұрын

    How many times do these people have to be wrong before they realize they've been duped?

  • @timsutterby9899

    @timsutterby9899

    2 жыл бұрын

    Everyone is entitled to there own beliefs , for those interested there are numerous photos and confirmations from the Kennedy family proving JFK Jr. , his wife and sister in law are very much alive . But some people choose to believe what they want , free country (what's left of it) . To be fair it is and would be a hard pill to swallow . But imagine the people in this world that would lose their minds if he does . Some because they would know that their goose is cooked and some realizing they have been deceived and not by JFK Jr. Lots going on in this world that is hidden in plain site and unthinkable to the average couch potato . I've said enough , respectfully to all .

  • @petetheheat7

    @petetheheat7

    2 жыл бұрын

    Q deniers can't research. FACTLY!!!!

  • @loooooooooby

    @loooooooooby

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@petetheheat7 and did either of the JFKs show up at the grassy knoll the other day? Or at the Rolling Stones concert?

  • @timsutterby9899

    @timsutterby9899

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Zach Hogan Dude, I've had my bags packed for the last four hours and nothing ! Very disappointed I've put all my heart believing I would be taken away . I'm losing my faith . I've said too much . I need a new white buffalo to follow . As to the folks that were disappointed not seeing John John he was probably standing right beside you and you didn't even know it . Peace In , Peace Out . Mr. Zach Hogan that was a good one . Tim

  • @fulltimemommy8365
    @fulltimemommy83652 жыл бұрын

    It is concerning that these people ACTUALLY believed the return of a dead person, in flesh with blood running through his veins.

  • @Ablestreet

    @Ablestreet

    2 жыл бұрын

    They are also waiting for Jesus to return.

  • @stgeorge28
    @stgeorge282 жыл бұрын

    Wait that happened?!! JFK Jr...WHAT!?!? I've officially lost hope in the Human race😔 Done...there is no coming back from this psychosis.

  • @jessie6753

    @jessie6753

    2 жыл бұрын

    What this negative 48 actually told them all was jfk snr is alive and take his last drive where he was assaniatnated that's why they where stood like morons waiting then he was giving presidency to trump who would then hand it to Jr and Jr would make gen Flynn vice president and then trump and Princess Diana would be king and queen of the world lol and Diana is really melania in a mask and barron is her n trumps son as in Diana 🙈😂

  • @johnknight9150
    @johnknight91502 жыл бұрын

    That Q guy must think this is hilarious, wondering how far he can push these numb-nuts.

  • @petetheheat7

    @petetheheat7

    2 жыл бұрын

    Q deniers can't research. FACTLY!!!!!

  • @loranekenyon8174

    @loranekenyon8174

    2 жыл бұрын

    I think we should send the Q guy, DUMPH, and the entire GQP to Australia. Sky "news" Australia loves them so much lets see how long it takes them to completely ruin Australia.

  • @SaharaColeman
    @SaharaColeman2 жыл бұрын

    They were stood up by someone laid to rest 🤣😂

  • @Cindy.m.R
    @Cindy.m.R2 жыл бұрын

    OMG How embarrassing, they tru;ly thought he was going to drive down the road to meet them, WTAF do we laugh or cry or commit these people

  • @sophistichistory4645
    @sophistichistory46452 жыл бұрын

    "He went full mental jacket." Damn, those writers never miss a pun.

  • @Saiputera

    @Saiputera

    2 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy Kimmel where the Virginia election coverage?? He ain't gonna like the results Lmao🤣🤣

  • @garyberger9257

    @garyberger9257

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Saiputera As a VA resident I have to ask... Why not?

  • @sharazar

    @sharazar

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Saiputera They need to cover the fraud in the election. it was stolen!!!!

  • @Doerfler135

    @Doerfler135

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@sharazar You should be pissed they haven't figured out who stole your brain

  • @thunderousapplause

    @thunderousapplause

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@sharazar is it in someone’s garage?

  • @josesimoes3478
    @josesimoes34782 жыл бұрын

    The step-mother joke earned my like button! Congratulations!

  • @tureadumonceau1897
    @tureadumonceau18972 жыл бұрын

    Wow, a whole bunch of really stunned people all in one place, my mind is amazed that there are so many of them! 😱😱😱

  • @gunnyk2476
    @gunnyk24762 жыл бұрын

    Marjorie T. Green has $48,000.00 in fines. She could care less, until her pay gets deducted. Now, when is this going to happen? What are the consequences of ignoring a mandate? More fines I guess.

  • @elliebrinegar6568
    @elliebrinegar65682 жыл бұрын

    Laughter is the best medicine 😅💊 especially when the world is as crazy as ever... love ya Jimmy!! 🥲

  • @carloscarranco4327

    @carloscarranco4327

    2 жыл бұрын

    America the beautiful (Psycho)

  • @adamantium9491

    @adamantium9491

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂🤣😂🤣😂FACTS!👏

  • @niveinratnayake668

    @niveinratnayake668

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hear hear

  • @xivokv5548

    @xivokv5548

    2 жыл бұрын

    Watch Dave Chappel for laughter, not this buffoon. 😂

  • @niveinratnayake668

    @niveinratnayake668

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@xivokv5548 well i like both

  • @poorthing
    @poorthing2 жыл бұрын

    Never watched that Bachelor show...turns out I was right.

  • @Saiputera

    @Saiputera

    2 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy Kimmel where the Virginia election coverage?? He ain't gonna like the results Lmao🤣🤣

  • @Saiputera

    @Saiputera

    2 жыл бұрын

    The irony it from the same company as Jimmy Kimmel talk show 🤣🤣🤣

  • @richsackett3423

    @richsackett3423

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Saiputera That is not irony, Comrade.

  • @sea_triscuit7980

    @sea_triscuit7980

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Saiputera their writers need time to write haha jeez man the election was literally last night, if he isn't talking about it tonight, then you can call conspiracy but ffs y'all are like a pack of jackals haha

  • @Goatchild90
    @Goatchild902 жыл бұрын

    "This is like Linus looking for the Great Pumpkin...but with less charm"

  • @teresamrad9121
    @teresamrad91212 жыл бұрын

    “You’ve tested positive for Scott Baio”. Can’t stop laughing at that.

  • @crisrer4720

    @crisrer4720

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'dont care as long as I don't test positive for Tucker Carlson or the Marjorie Taylor Greene variant...

  • @Bevity

    @Bevity

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@crisrer4720 It's all the same variant.

  • @michaeld9682

    @michaeld9682

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@crisrer4720 just hope you don't test positive for the aoc variant

  • @donwinslow522

    @donwinslow522

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@michaeld9682 AOC has integrity and class. Marjorie Wilkes Booth has neither of those.

  • @michaeld9682

    @michaeld9682

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@donwinslow522 is that why aoc has such tyrannical policy proposals?

  • @lisadodson2271
    @lisadodson22712 жыл бұрын

    It is really sad that so many people actually showed up for this

  • @catherinedonnelly1025

    @catherinedonnelly1025

    2 жыл бұрын

    And it’s sad that they’ll show up for whatever the next crazy “Q drop “ says to show up for

  • @Michaelmiles-xm6zy

    @Michaelmiles-xm6zy

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hello Lisa

  • @davidpumpkinsjr.5108
    @davidpumpkinsjr.51082 жыл бұрын

    I always suspected conspiracy theories were created with a random word generator. I'm glad to have confirmation on this.

  • @KodachiC

    @KodachiC

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@seththomas1150 That's honestly the best slogan you Maga dudes can come up with?

  • @KodachiC

    @KodachiC

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Bryson Hall They're a definite hive mind

  • @KodachiC

    @KodachiC

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@seththomas1150 Winning what? The audits? The fight against Covid? We say you're tired of winning because you keep losing...even when you win.

  • @oneanddone7992

    @oneanddone7992

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@seththomas1150 Oh, yer killin' it. Hey, you gonna still keep girls from comin' in yer treefort?

  • @peterbrandt7911
    @peterbrandt79112 жыл бұрын

    Whenever I hear that Karen Blowheart, I remember "Fauci ouchi". An adult using such a phrase shouldn't even work at a drive through. ( No offense to drive through workers )

  • @Lhawk2107
    @Lhawk21072 жыл бұрын

    “Idiocracy” No longer a fun movie but a quite possible nominee for the best documentary of “life in the 2030’s” …

  • @morgothra4483

    @morgothra4483

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sooner, 2020s.

  • @jc.1191

    @jc.1191

    2 жыл бұрын

    Brought to you by Carl's Jr

  • @bonmarie795

    @bonmarie795

    2 жыл бұрын

    Just talking about this yesterday. Reality, "Star" President & all. We're screwed...

  • @cletusspucklerstablejeaniu1059

    @cletusspucklerstablejeaniu1059

    2 жыл бұрын

    Life imitating art.

  • @Lhawk2107

    @Lhawk2107

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Fugp Basis welcome to the club brother👍🏼

  • @Ancient_Pollyanna
    @Ancient_Pollyanna2 жыл бұрын

    This JFK event just blows me away. I mean, really????????

  • @cheneethompson5756

    @cheneethompson5756

    6 ай бұрын

    Ikr? Wtf??

  • @evillyn7895
    @evillyn78952 жыл бұрын

    Nahtzee..... LOL. The writers deserve a raise for that one!

  • @Infiniti6112

    @Infiniti6112

    2 жыл бұрын

    No, they deffently do not

  • @freesouljah

    @freesouljah

    2 жыл бұрын

    They need to be paying Ol Dirty Bastard’s kids for that one.

  • @silverblue73

    @silverblue73

    2 жыл бұрын

    it's the easiest joke ever

  • @ThePunk01

    @ThePunk01

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Infiniti6112 Did they offend you by mentioning your favorite game?

  • @Saiputera

    @Saiputera

    2 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy Kimmel where the Virginia election coverage?? He ain't gonna like the results Lmao🤣🤣

  • @Sandra-jx7jl
    @Sandra-jx7jl2 жыл бұрын

    The truth always comes out. Eyes wide open. Things are never as they seem.

  • @bobsmith2637
    @bobsmith26372 жыл бұрын

    Every time I see Lauren Bobert I expect her to be Tina Fey in character

  • @canadafirstdog9051

    @canadafirstdog9051

    2 жыл бұрын

    KAMELA is a dude

  • @powdergangster83
    @powdergangster832 жыл бұрын

    C'mon, these people can't be serious, right....right.....?

  • @xivokv5548

    @xivokv5548

    2 жыл бұрын

    Nope, they are just trolling around and having a fun time of their lives.

  • @michaelhoward487

    @michaelhoward487

    2 жыл бұрын

    Way too far right!

  • @bradleymilton1720

    @bradleymilton1720

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@michaelhoward487 In politics there are people on the left, center, right, and right …..........off the deep end!

  • @southsider9638
    @southsider96382 жыл бұрын

    Fun Fact for all those Texans: JFK is a Democrat. Boy would they have been mad if he actually came back.

  • @Trucmuch

    @Trucmuch

    2 жыл бұрын

    OMG, you spilt the beans on our big conspiracy. You should have written JFK *WAS* a Democrat. Now we have to ask the lizard people to erase a lot of people's memories.

  • @southsider9638

    @southsider9638

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Trucmuch XD XD damn, shucks I forgot, he dead.

  • @RyanBlackhawke

    @RyanBlackhawke

    2 жыл бұрын

    This was my very first thought when I heard about this. RFK Jr. is their vibe.

  • @differentboy9697

    @differentboy9697

    2 жыл бұрын

    What if we make them believe Reagan is resurrecting but in Mexico and we get rid of the Qanon people?

  • @henrylee8510

    @henrylee8510

    2 жыл бұрын

    Breaking News! The collective IQ of ALL those who attended is roughly 65 +/- 8 points. That tells you all you need to know.

  • @jackieveal
    @jackieveal2 жыл бұрын

    Congrats Governor Youngkin 👏🎉🍾🎈🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @Eggxavier
    @Eggxavier2 жыл бұрын

    You can see the lack of emotion in Lauren’s eyes, she doesn’t even believe the rumors!

  • @MyThoughts19902X
    @MyThoughts19902X2 жыл бұрын

    I think it's time we immediately vote out leaders who make excuses for climate change.

  • @owenmersk4626

    @owenmersk4626

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah why is right wing Biden still building the Line 3 pipeline

  • @sheilawinston4739
    @sheilawinston47392 жыл бұрын

    Like the Kennedys are the most staunchly liberal Democrats…and would find Trump deplorable

  • @ShadeIsLikely

    @ShadeIsLikely

    2 жыл бұрын

    And they’re murderers, rapists, general dumbasses…oh, and all dead. An entire family famous for killing or being killed. Now that’s something to aspire to.

  • @deborahdonovan8342

    @deborahdonovan8342

    2 жыл бұрын

    They confuse them with the other non- famous try to be fool.

  • @darkmoon2503

    @darkmoon2503

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ShadeIsLikely Like Trump isn’t a dumbass. And you realize everyone dies, right? It’s not something shameful.

  • @Michaelmiles-xm6zy

    @Michaelmiles-xm6zy

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hello Sheila 👋

  • @hopeislandful

    @hopeislandful

    Жыл бұрын

    Jfk junior thought trump was just a jokester tacky businessman lol

  • @cashcowtv3203
    @cashcowtv32032 жыл бұрын

    You should stand up for the state of our country and speak so truth

  • @spongecake951
    @spongecake9512 жыл бұрын

    I’m actually getting second hand embarrassment from this

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson36232 жыл бұрын

    Love you Jimmy and Guillermo! 🤗💖💖💖

  • @Roses-lilac
    @Roses-lilac2 жыл бұрын

    The “genius from Georgia”…. Love it! Talk about a nuthouse!

  • @slmsedg44
    @slmsedg442 жыл бұрын

    Those Qanons are a scary bunch.

  • @realtj2226
    @realtj22262 жыл бұрын

    My Fellow Americans "Absolutely Nothing Can Stop What Is Coming" and he is knows that there is so much more to the Kennedy Legacy Hold the Line Patriots! 🇺🇸😣💯🦅

  • @FrankBenlin
    @FrankBenlin2 жыл бұрын

    Makes me glad it was chilly and rainy all day here in Dallas.

  • @ClimaxClaw

    @ClimaxClaw

    2 жыл бұрын

    Flattered to meet a fellow person from Dallas.

  • @FrankBenlin

    @FrankBenlin

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ClimaxClaw Hey, how are you? I just wish I had been there to hear them irrationalizing being stood up, yet again.

  • @mattcrammer
    @mattcrammer2 жыл бұрын

    Seeing so many people line up for JFK is scary.

  • @patsylvest

    @patsylvest

    2 жыл бұрын

    Exactly what I was thinking.

  • @BigGretchBlessed

    @BigGretchBlessed

    2 жыл бұрын

    We need to stop joking about them and shut this behavior down. They're dangerous.

  • @tonib.3016

    @tonib.3016

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's mind boggling and disturbing🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ ugh....

  • @archer5956

    @archer5956

    2 жыл бұрын

    Nothing funny seeing them lined up there. Very scary picture. Oh, what is to become of this nation? So, proof that zombies exist amongst us.

  • @silverkitty2503

    @silverkitty2503

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Milkyway2099 OR THE EDUCATION SYSTEM!

  • @GianVisciano
    @GianVisciano2 жыл бұрын

    We should start naming hurricanes after anti-climate science Senators. Hurricane Cruz

  • @CLee-jn7cx

    @CLee-jn7cx

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hurricane Cruz is forecast to make landfall in Cancun

  • @Thehardtruth69

    @Thehardtruth69

    2 жыл бұрын

    The oompa loompa: Hurricane Trump was the biggest ever. It was the most wonderful hurricane ever. It was the most destructive hurricane in the history of hurricanes- i would know. I have a PhD in hurricanes study.

  • @ThatGuyInVegas
    @ThatGuyInVegas2 жыл бұрын

    Louie "can we change the course of the moon" Gohmert

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander2 жыл бұрын

    I did not see the Nahtzee joke coming!

  • @danforster6525
    @danforster65252 жыл бұрын

    $48k in fines? It would be great if the unpaid fines found their way back to MTG via a debt collector.

  • @rachel.en3101
    @rachel.en31012 жыл бұрын

    She really is a living breathing SNL skit. 😂

  • @Sawlon
    @Sawlon2 жыл бұрын

    Who else has not seen an episode of The Bachelorette?

  • @anne8511
    @anne85112 жыл бұрын

    I swear when I see Lauren Boebert all I can think of is SNL. She honestly looks like she’s performing a Saturday Night Live sketch and she’s crushing it!

  • @gobotjones

    @gobotjones

    2 жыл бұрын

    I think of her saying "I don't want your Fauci ouchie!".

  • @Saiputera

    @Saiputera

    2 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy Kimmel where the Virginia election coverage?? He ain't gonna like the results Lmao🤣🤣

  • @Bullboy_Adventures

    @Bullboy_Adventures

    2 жыл бұрын

    Go away Russian bot

  • @canadiangirl5119

    @canadiangirl5119

    2 жыл бұрын

    So true!!

  • @g0679

    @g0679

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Saiputera Watch more Hannity. He and MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow became pals at Oxford.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage2 жыл бұрын

    Every time I see a clip from one of those Bachelorette type shows, I feel a little better about the impending extinction of the human race.

  • @larapalma3744

    @larapalma3744

    2 жыл бұрын

    Me too

  • @HannahIm

    @HannahIm

    2 жыл бұрын

    No kidding. They are the worst.

  • @soupsgord

    @soupsgord

    2 жыл бұрын

    I cannot fathom why JK bothers with these shows….

  • @j.h.181

    @j.h.181

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well said!!

  • @chrisellis9182

    @chrisellis9182

    2 жыл бұрын

    I have to skip them lol

  • @mrsalwaysrightforever6283
    @mrsalwaysrightforever62832 жыл бұрын

    Those people sure have a lot of time on their hands 🤦🏻

  • @netsraccjf3965
    @netsraccjf39652 жыл бұрын

    America has turned into a circus ! How the hell are women like Bobert and Green are allowed to be congress members is beyond me !

  • @starcrib
    @starcrib2 жыл бұрын

    Waiting for Kennedy ....the wierd just never stops. 🇺🇸 ☄

  • @peacebaby74
    @peacebaby742 жыл бұрын

    Boebert looks like a SNL skit ,is she for real? And adults voted for this mad woman,I don't know which is more crazy 🤪

  • @Tyrannosaurine

    @Tyrannosaurine

    2 жыл бұрын

    Her mom claims that her uncle (a professional wrestler) is her incestous father.

  • @judybrennan7930

    @judybrennan7930

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yea thts wat I thought it was a skit

  • @peacebaby74

    @peacebaby74

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@judybrennan7930 yes same,it's unbelievable what they say,crazy times,scary times. Stay safe mate ✌️🌷

  • @puellamservumaddominum6180

    @puellamservumaddominum6180

    2 жыл бұрын

    It was easy they saw the the r in front of her name and voted GOP

  • @michaelsalisbury1477

    @michaelsalisbury1477

    2 жыл бұрын

    Only "sdult Republkkkan s.

  • @drstevenrey
    @drstevenrey2 жыл бұрын

    Why would MTG's husband leave her for a man. She already is one.

  • @peterpiper7441

    @peterpiper7441

    2 жыл бұрын

    For a man, she's not bad looking.

  • @johnjacobjingleheimerschmi7268
    @johnjacobjingleheimerschmi72682 жыл бұрын

    They need to 100% make that Maga Libs, that would be hysterical!

  • @dswebb3286
    @dswebb32862 жыл бұрын

    I almost went to the Rolling Stones concert in Dallas tonight, now that I know the Qackadoodles are there I'm glad I didn't

  • @LazyboyRecliner

    @LazyboyRecliner

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, but imagine how much you could have sold your ticket to one of these nuts for.

  • @aliengranpa
    @aliengranpa2 жыл бұрын

    Can't believe more people didn't laugh at the step mom joke, I was thinking the same thing when I saw her!😂

  • @shawnbadanjek9561

    @shawnbadanjek9561

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes, we all look forward to making her mouth unable to talk!

  • @susantunbridge4612
    @susantunbridge46122 жыл бұрын

    If QAnon can get JFK Jr to appear, maybe Jimmy can get Dean Martin to come by for a few songs and a chat. Like Jimmy, he was always fun, and laughing. Lightens the mood.

  • @Michaelmiles-xm6zy

    @Michaelmiles-xm6zy

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hello Susan

  • @jasvindersingh5451
    @jasvindersingh54512 жыл бұрын

    Watching your common sent makes my day and I move your common sent away as I move on with my day ,From Malaysia 🇲🇾 thank you 🙏🏼, you are the best …. Remember we cannot fix stupid. Been a fan over 7 years now and thanks again

  • @terilw
    @terilw2 жыл бұрын

    What gets me is how many times these things do NOT happen that are predicted...but still the Q people follow and believe? Have they not heard the old adage, "Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me?”

  • @SR388LovesYou

    @SR388LovesYou

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ever heard of apocalypse predictions from the baptists? Still a lot of baptists after hundreds of years of incorrect apocalypses. Pat Robertson tried it twice before he even went senile.

  • @conmckfly

    @conmckfly

    2 жыл бұрын

    They've probably heard it but don't understand what it means.

  • @Saiputera

    @Saiputera

    2 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy Kimmel where the Virginia election coverage?? He ain't gonna like the results Lmao🤣🤣

  • @stefanschleps8758

    @stefanschleps8758

    2 жыл бұрын

    Some people take pride in everything they do. It's the Texan's way! = )

  • @stefanschleps8758

    @stefanschleps8758

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@conmckfly Theay ken wreed a buuk juss lhyke yoo ken. (dirp!)

  • @CBright7831
    @CBright78312 жыл бұрын

    At least Linus had a cute blonde girl standing with him when he realized the Great Pumpkin didn't exist. What did the QAnon people have?

  • @intercat4907

    @intercat4907

    2 жыл бұрын

    Each other. Almost makes you sorry for them, huh? Al ... most ...

  • @CBright7831

    @CBright7831

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@intercat4907 - I think I'd rather have Sally yelling my ear off for wasting her Halloween.

  • @luisespinoza8391

    @luisespinoza8391

    2 жыл бұрын

    QAnon people have Matt Gaetz and MGT. They don't aim high. Lol

  • @acesn8s89

    @acesn8s89

    2 жыл бұрын

    Anger, rage, and fear, that’s what they have. And guns, a truly scary amount of guns..

  • @Paineinyourblank
    @Paineinyourblank2 жыл бұрын

    OMG I just realized who blowbert reminds me of.... That SNL weekend update skit "Girl you wish you had'nt started a conversation with" even the voice is the same

  • @FranF40
    @FranF402 жыл бұрын

    I swear, if I had money, I’d hire an impersonator of whoever those people were waiting for, to drive around the place in a convertible

  • @loreneRa
    @loreneRa2 жыл бұрын

    Top form tonight, Jimmy! This monologue is superb!

  • @ShawnShady76
    @ShawnShady762 жыл бұрын

    I was right across the street waiting for PAC, Biggie and Elvis

  • @itsameyoshio
    @itsameyoshio2 жыл бұрын

    Whoever puts out the Q messages and conspiracies is next level trolling... they must be laughing their asses off every time.

  • @robertmills6772

    @robertmills6772

    2 жыл бұрын

    They're laughing all the way to the bank!

  • @613kc

    @613kc

    2 жыл бұрын

    fyi- I've read every Q drop from the start. Have been following Q and the Anons the last 2 yrs. Had not hear anything abt this even. IMO: It's not organic...but staged. By who? Why? What can we learn? Think critically. Discredit Q and the Anons? (Just off the top of my head.) hp

  • @itsameyoshio

    @itsameyoshio

    2 жыл бұрын

    Why would you waste your time like that? Life is precious, find something that brings you joy.

  • @amaliamannley3736

    @amaliamannley3736

    2 жыл бұрын

    I think people should reqd books. Books are good. We need books.

  • @happytoday333
    @happytoday3332 жыл бұрын

    Will clan mom be jailed for all those fines or is some organisation paying her $48K for her?

  • @4731Reallymred
    @4731Reallymred2 жыл бұрын

    Wow, that is unreal, the amount of people actually believing they are going to see jfk jr. It’s like watching zombies following their leader’s every word. What an ugly angry America we live in right now.

  • @oneanddone7992

    @oneanddone7992

    2 жыл бұрын

    Be thankful they only number in the millions /s

  • @GreaserCentral

    @GreaserCentral

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@davehimlin2374 not the same, Q crazies are full of hate and racism, big difference

  • @mikebronicki8264

    @mikebronicki8264

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@davehimlin2374 "there is nothing wrong with people wanting to stay with their own kind." You forgot to add "and keep their jackboots on the "other" kind's neck. I am white, when I see a cop I check my speedometer and go about my business. If I were black I would have a much more paranoid response and for good reason. Let's not pretend everybody has equal opportunity or equal justice in this country.

  • @mikebronicki8264

    @mikebronicki8264

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@davehimlin2374 oh, I forgot... The Greatest Generation (not me) was asked to lay down their lives for a better world. All we ask of you is to get a damn vaccine to keep my grandma safe.

  • @SpongeBobPants1980

    @SpongeBobPants1980

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@davehimlin2374 Just so you know, practically every Republican lawmaker in the country who told you that Covid was a “dem hoax” have all been vaccinated. By the way, vaccines are mandated in the military. Did you even know that? Now explain to me why Covid just had to be politicized. I’ll wait! 👍🏼🤠🇺🇸

  • @SoManyRandomRamblings
    @SoManyRandomRamblings2 жыл бұрын

    9:03. PROOF the government should have never stopped funding asylums. She needs to spend quite a lot of time being forced to 'hug herself' in a room lined with cushions.

  • @hex2pay951
    @hex2pay9512 жыл бұрын

    If the queen of England is so concerned about children, then why doesn't she do something about prince Andrew

  • @richardpierpoint1415

    @richardpierpoint1415

    2 жыл бұрын

    She's actually the Queen of Great Britain, Northern Ireland, Australia, New Zealand, Canada etc = just saying, from an Englishman in Edinburgh, Scotland...

  • @blue-calla
    @blue-calla2 жыл бұрын

    I ❤️ the MAGA Libs commercial... everything about it. Well done! 😄🤣

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage2 жыл бұрын

    I wonder when we find out Greene is using taxpayer money to pay those fines... 'Cause she's 100% using taxpayer money to pay those fines.

  • @msizzygirl1

    @msizzygirl1

    2 жыл бұрын

    After she pays for her steroids and her hallucinogenics!

  • @oneirishpoet

    @oneirishpoet

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sadly you are probably right 🙄

  • @austinmiller1627

    @austinmiller1627

    2 жыл бұрын

    Even if she pays it herself thats taxpayer money. Her salary is tax money.

  • @ghill88

    @ghill88

    2 жыл бұрын

    If not taxpayer money, to pay for her (MTG) mask fines, then it's gonna be campaign funds.

  • @oneanddone7992

    @oneanddone7992

    2 жыл бұрын

    In 2020, mgt will be 3rd from the left on the standardized evolution chart. Also: those feet.

  • @roryford1173
    @roryford11732 жыл бұрын

    Whoever is posting as THE "q" must be having the time of his/her life letting these queberts believe the most fantastical stories, and its fn hilarious. Quite possibly the GREATEST prank ever conceived. And it hurts.

  • @Aleyaha699

    @Aleyaha699

    2 жыл бұрын

    His name is Ron Watkins aka codemonkey.I believe he's actually,running for some office.

  • @sodarndonestopthelies6514

    @sodarndonestopthelies6514

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Aleyaha699 are they positive its him ???

  • @_Hayday_

    @_Hayday_

    2 жыл бұрын

    It’s probably more tIkToK millennials 😂😂

  • @mitchellsmith3028

    @mitchellsmith3028

    2 жыл бұрын

    Q actually said jfk jr isn’t alive, don’t know what your talking about do some research

  • @paultuke5110

    @paultuke5110

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@mitchellsmith3028 And you know this because???

  • @lola0204
    @lola02042 жыл бұрын

    As usual show is off the charts clever and hilarious.🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @brennag.7042
    @brennag.70422 жыл бұрын

    When I saw that Trump Kennedy crap I laughed so so hard. Then I got scared because those crazy ppl who actually believe that are walking amongst us. Also, think about how confused the ppl who made those signs and tshirts were. 😂

  • @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat

    @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat

    2 жыл бұрын

    ....Wouldn't worry about them walking amongst you. I would worry about them voting and breeding.

  • @VegasTigger
    @VegasTigger2 жыл бұрын

    Next year I'm going as JFK Junior for Halloween. I wish I would have thought of it this year 😅

  • @henrikthomsen7199
    @henrikthomsen71992 жыл бұрын

    'He went full mental jacket' LOL

  • @valsammut1084
    @valsammut10842 жыл бұрын

    America is getting crazier by the day man,,,

  • @BreitheNua
    @BreitheNua2 жыл бұрын

    "Everytime this woman speaks I expect it to turn into stepmother porn" - that legitimately had me cackling.

  • @Crimethoughtfull

    @Crimethoughtfull

    2 жыл бұрын

    She looks and sounds not dissimilar to Sarah Palin, and one great quote regarding her was, “She's got no charisma of any kind [but] I can imagine her being mildly useful to a low-rank porn director.”

  • @picklesickle3795

    @picklesickle3795

    2 жыл бұрын

    "Quote me", wait.... No..you rock

  • @Gamerboy-yb3db

    @Gamerboy-yb3db

    2 жыл бұрын

    I can't unsee it now, the worth part is it's November

  • @Bamajana
    @Bamajana2 жыл бұрын

    This has to be one of them funniest monologue's I have seen in a while! Can't wait to hear how the Stones Concert went! 🤣

  • @rudiklein

    @rudiklein

    2 жыл бұрын

    Now the big question is: will JFK be playing the drums or guitar?

  • @Saiputera

    @Saiputera

    2 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy Kimmel where the Virginia election coverage?? He ain't gonna like the results Lmao🤣🤣

  • @richsackett3423

    @richsackett3423

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Saiputera Neither is Frump. Youngkin only won because he told the Orange Menace to stay the Hell away from VA and otherwise kept him at arm's length. Frump's political career is officially over. VA is proof he's nothing but old and in-the-way. LMAO

  • @christopherbedford9897

    @christopherbedford9897

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Saiputera Don't get too joyful too soon. It's a mid-term election, they have gone against the incumbent president in 10 out of the last 11 elections.

  • @Saiputera

    @Saiputera

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@christopherbedford9897 exactly! Even democrats majority in Congress still having a hard time passing laws LMAO

  • @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
    @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin2 жыл бұрын

    I heard JFK Jr. was at the side door knocking to get in but nobody heard him.

  • @DennisTjhie
    @DennisTjhie2 жыл бұрын

    Wasn't John F Kennedy Jr a Democrat? Like lol if he came back how would he be in their favour?

  • @genematthewjuanico9532
    @genematthewjuanico95322 жыл бұрын

    This is too much... I can tolerate delusions but i can't tolerate utter insanity..

  • @michaelj.beglinjr.2804
    @michaelj.beglinjr.28042 жыл бұрын

    Give Pete more credit than that, Jimmy! Lol

  • @danieldussan6754
    @danieldussan67542 жыл бұрын

    Brilliant as always Jimmy!

  • @Silverfirefly1
    @Silverfirefly12 жыл бұрын

    From the outside it looks more like the USA has a mental health problem that has been politicized rather than a strictly political problem. So, what will the price ultimately be for commodifying public health into a luxury? 'Everything' seems a flippant answer but the consequences do reach into every aspect of your young civilisation.

  • @zeldapinwheel7043

    @zeldapinwheel7043

    2 жыл бұрын

    I don't disagree with you. It seems like a massive mental health crisis. I live in Texas.

  • @michaelsalisbury1477

    @michaelsalisbury1477

    2 жыл бұрын

    How can you call theUs " civilized?!!

  • @michaelsalisbury1477

    @michaelsalisbury1477

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@zeldapinwheel7043 Texass is the RTrectum of the US!!!!

  • @anthonywebb269
    @anthonywebb2692 жыл бұрын

    That’s a crazy amount of crazies!!!

  • @BillysWild
    @BillysWild2 жыл бұрын

    Boberts screen time looks like a S&L skit.

  • @highlander6964
    @highlander69642 жыл бұрын

    Conspiracy Madlibs ‘Nationality-CANADIAN!!!! Suddenly an entire country of over 38 million of my fellow Hosers lets out an enormous groan ‘Good GOD. leave us out of it!!!!’,,,,,,,

  • @poseidon3201
    @poseidon32012 жыл бұрын

    Her husband leaves her for another man cause she already looks like one.

  • @jessicajujubean5004
    @jessicajujubean50042 жыл бұрын

    None of their predictions ever come true, yet they'll swear its all going according to plan 🤣🤣🤣

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino80342 жыл бұрын

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air right now. 😉😇❤💙

  • @vincenthucknall7175

    @vincenthucknall7175

    2 жыл бұрын

    Seth might be better

  • @nathandavid1362

    @nathandavid1362

    2 жыл бұрын

    It really is

  • @oneirishpoet

    @oneirishpoet

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sure after Colbert and Seth Myers! 😁

  • @oneirishpoet

    @oneirishpoet

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@vincenthucknall7175 and definitely Colbert and Trevor, but Jimmy is #4 in my heart!

  • @HannibalOrJustRex
    @HannibalOrJustRex2 жыл бұрын

    Amazing that some even expected JFK Senior to show up. The guy who is the main character in some of the most viewed and analyzed video footage ever of someone's head exploding could still be alive...

  • @sodarndonestopthelies6514

    @sodarndonestopthelies6514

    2 жыл бұрын

    Wellllll.......they believe that hillery, both bushes , obama and several others were executed at gitmo then brought back as clones so a 105 president Kennedy and son isnt a far stretch for these nut jobs. And then they have the gall to call us brainwashed.😳😳😳

  • @nzeroesc

    @nzeroesc

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's what they would call America's first crisis actor🙄

  • @monicawood9942

    @monicawood9942

    2 жыл бұрын

    Don't forget, JFK Sr. would be 104 if he were still alive. Sure he'd be in great shape to pop back up with his son to the QAnon throwdown.

  • @HannibalOrJustRex

    @HannibalOrJustRex

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@nzeroesc Oh, haha true. It could have even been a body double that was actually assassinated, and it might as well have been filmed in a super secret soundstage underneath the Denver Airport or something. Ooh, and that's where the mix-up happened! The Q crowd went to the real place and the Kennedy's thought they were supposed to go to the faked location. Classic misunderstanding. Man, this stuff is so easy to write.

  • @Sasha-Louise

    @Sasha-Louise

    2 жыл бұрын

    Maybe it wasn't Kennedy in the car? It was his double. The real JFK has been frozen since then like Han Solo and he's coming back any day soon....

  • @GMAGini
    @GMAGini2 жыл бұрын

    Disrespect for the rules equals disrespect for the Constitution and for other people.

  • @angelakoreth5345
    @angelakoreth53452 жыл бұрын

    Why are we subjected to the Bachelorette ? ridiculous mindless behavior shown for what reason? how old are these people?

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