Put The Megaphone Down!
Ойын-сауық
Kenya Moore versus Porsha Stewart and why you should stay in your own circumference.
Read: sofurious.com
Follow: / kidfury
Subscribe: / thefurytv
Tumbl: / signedfury
Shop: shopkidfury.com
[Shot by @AntonioTheWiser]
Пікірлер: 583
Porsha may not be able to spell NAACP 😭
@epluribusunum9236
10 жыл бұрын
Teehehehe
"Kenya said her weapons are her brain and her words. If that's the case, she's shooting blanks." DECEASED!!!
"Nene with a fucking Raichu on her head" LOOOOOOOOOOOL #classic
@earthshaker1217
10 жыл бұрын
Him and those pokemon references crack me up!
Straight out of sephora lmbooo
You SNAPPPPPPED on that "please hang up and try again" lol! Trademark your shit, Fury.
@waynedexter
10 жыл бұрын
I think that particular read has already been trademarked by the telephone company.
Easter has passed but this was a sermon fir the masses.
"A mongoose can get D anytime it wants!" LMAO I just got my life 3x over!!!
@ruedecrisse
10 жыл бұрын
Like c'mon Kenya D is the cheapest commodity out here anyone,everyone and everything can get D...smh
"...if you need Help..." that took me back!! Lmao
@TheSamanthaEdit
10 жыл бұрын
Right! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
@Adrienne.Michelle91
10 жыл бұрын
Flatlined!!
You got me full circle fucked up, I'm dying
DAMNNN. signed. sealed. DELIVERED! this nigga reads DOWN. xo.
Fury's way with words gets the point across every time. Love it!
FYI for people who keep saying "Kenya was smart and she played Porsha"...ummm...there are plenty of people rolling over in their grave thinking they outsmarted someone by antagonizing them to "hit them". Don't be as foolish as Kenya to think that bullying people is "smart".
@nymiss1101
10 жыл бұрын
I respect your opinion, but when did Porsha get bullied? From what I've seen, she has no problem defending herself. Remember, a few seconds before Kenya pulled out that horn, Porsha called her "a slut from the 90s". She's also insulted her, other times, for being older, single and not having kids. The two of them have been equally "going in" on each other.
@egyptian_thoth
10 жыл бұрын
NY MISS Sweetheart, putting an object in someone's face is BULLYING. That's why you have kids shooting up schools because of people like Kenya who go to extremes to try and be cute. If you were at work and a coworker put an object in your face they would be fired effective immediately because that's a threat.
@nymiss1101
10 жыл бұрын
What you're saying is definitely true, but people's words spark the same kind of school shootings AND suicides. If Kenya is a bully then so is Porsha And Phaedra too, for that matter. I totally understand why people hate Kenya, but I don't think Porsha, Phaedra or that evil heifer Nene are any better. All of them have exhibited the same type of behavior.
@egyptian_thoth
10 жыл бұрын
NY MISS Well NY MISS, if you can name one time Porsha or Phaedra has gone after or started trouble first with Kenya unsolicited like Kenya has done to them on several occasions, we can agree to disagree. There's a difference between starting trouble and defending yourself from a troublemaker.
@nymiss1101
10 жыл бұрын
Lol! I got nothin'. I know Kenya is an ish starter, but that's her job on the show. I just get upset about how hyper emotional and reactive Black people can be sometimes. We have to stop being ok with getting violent. Had it been me, I would've cussed Kenya out and walked off set, told Andy to get Kenya together and moved over to the other couch....problem solved. That way, I would've kept from getting arrested and possibly losing my job. Being, somewhat composed, is the smarter move.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! "I'm tired of her. The other cast members are tired of her. Velvet's tired, Walter's tired, Scarlet O'Hara's tired..." LMAO!!!!
Lmaooooo "If you would like to make a call try that shit again" ... omg I am using this line
@IncubusGamer
10 жыл бұрын
I SAID THE SAME DAMN THING. OMG YAS
@anikajanell
10 жыл бұрын
Ishiga21 ME TOO!!!!!
@beatzeppelinsista
10 жыл бұрын
Ditto!!!!!
@amus1calfreak
8 жыл бұрын
RIGHT!!! 😂😂😂
"Velvets tired, Walters tired" 😄 LoL
You have got me full circle fucked up.... hahaha
he reads sooo fucking well!!! its a talent
@pimpindymepiece
10 жыл бұрын
It really is! "The library is open"
3:48 I needed to bookmark that, "Porsha may not be able to spell NAACP"! PAHAHA!
You always say what I want to say but can't think of at the time!
NEVER miss an opportunity to come for Keri & I Love it! lmaoo...this was just perfect!
Not Crenshaw high of 95 homecoming lol. S/o to my old high school
@JBouey-kz5wh
10 жыл бұрын
that's my mama's high school too! (random bit of information nobody needed to know but here it is...)
@daradiant1
10 жыл бұрын
Bawahahahahaha!
Dead at every drop of THE FURIOUS read out of your mouth!!!!!! I couldn't contain my burst of laughter. My kids thought I lost it. Lmao!!!!!! Fury you just too much!!!!!! Lmao!!!!!!!!
*waits quietly for a video about Solange in that elevator*
@tania480
10 жыл бұрын
Yes that's the only reason I came to the channel. I AM WAITING
@imgrownforreal
10 жыл бұрын
You guys are too silly!!! It's true, I was coming for the video. ;)
@ArikaChennelle
10 жыл бұрын
LOL I already KNOW he's gonna go in!! I can't wait...but until then, an unpopped bag of popcorn will patiently wait on my desk as well lol
@Boom0808
10 жыл бұрын
SOON as I heard about the elevator fight, I IMMEDIATELY got my life knowing that Kid Fury and Crissle were gonna go IN!
@MsNubiandiva
10 жыл бұрын
Lol, me tooooo!!!!
This sermon touched my soul! Done watched it 3 times and bout to watch it again!
Let me tell you what you won't do and every variation of this line is my favorite thing you say. And on top of kenya bringing raggedy ass props, they weren't even assembled! If you're going to be messy, at least be prepared.
@babyu21
10 жыл бұрын
You just made my day with "if you are going to be messy, at least be prepared."
I was too through whe he said "porsha might not be able to spell NAACP" I dropped my laptop and proceeded into a deep healthy laughter lol!!! ...I love this dude lol
Kid Fury. My dear sir, I surely got my entire life from this shady read down. Thank you so much! I adore you. XO
LMAOOOO "If you would like to make a call, please hang up and try that shit again"!!! DEAD!!!!
@SepiaSunShine
10 жыл бұрын
OMG! This! I am HERE for it!
I died at "who told you to stop by Party City?" I can't breathe right now
Lmao!!! I said the same thing! Andy shouldn't have let Kenya bring that megaphone on stage! If I was Porsha I would have slapped Kenya across her face with the megaphone!! I died when you said Kenya can't even get Randy Watson!!! And that read you just gave Phaedra and NeNe! It's all so funny yet so true! Thank you for reading to us today! xoxo
"I know what it's like to black out and wake up to blue and red lights" priceless!!!
Its a freakin show Fury...Porsha took everything so personal and literal, the brand of Bravo was never fighting or violence like the Bad Girls Club...Porsha should have read her about her own problems, it would have hurt a lot more than pulling her hair.
@TheVivalajuicey
10 жыл бұрын
Fuck that she deserve that ass whooping
@18photonerd
10 жыл бұрын
***** exactly #teamporsha
@aerybery
10 жыл бұрын
Then why did they air it and promote the heck out of it when airing promo for the reunion?? They could have easily edited that out and put an editors note IF they really did not want to condone or promote violence. And there has been plenty of fights on the other RHO franchise shows and ones on RHOA previously. I agree, Porsha was doing a good job of shading her with her words, but Bravo had a responsibility to Porsha as well and those props and nonsense should not have been allowed or at least regulated.
@WellDamn24
10 жыл бұрын
***** Then that's why you shouldn't be on a reality show because that's pretty much ALL they do. If Porsha can't handle being throwing shade to her very face then why the hell is she on the show. It's not like the show is positive. It's not like those women are friends in real life. It's not like her being on the show gives money to charity. Porsha needs to be fired. What is the point of being on the show now that she's not with Kordell?
@WellDamn24
10 жыл бұрын
***** XD
Porsha might not be able to spell "NAACP"...I died laughing !
I AM SO DONE! I can't even breathe! You said everything I was thinking, but better.
Lmao the whole cast is tired of her,Walter is tired of her,Velvet is tired of her #Getherout
This video is perfect. Laughs from beginning to end.
I have had to watch this twice for all this shade and life you were giving. "Velvet, Charlie itchy and all the other dogs that go to heaven!!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂
dammit Fury. REVIVE ME I SAY!....way too many damn quotables. I'm Crying.
THE BEST COMMENTARY YET. HILARIOUS!!!!!!
Tell it! Even Kenya's vulture eggs won't work for her.
@andreastory800
10 жыл бұрын
NOOOOOO LMAO !
" You couldn't even get randy Watson" lmao
First off, you had my heart and LIFE when you said Kenya couldn't even pull Randy Watson I literally yell-cackled! 😂 (Coming To America references will ALWAYS be funny and relevant) and THEN when you said "if you would like to make a call please hang up and try again" I was fully slain. I didn't even catch the rest of the line I was laughing so loud.
I lost it at the Charlie and Itchy reference!! I'm done!! LMBO
I don't watch that shit, but this had me rollin. Fan since 2010. Love u Kid.
You had me needing resuscitation when you said Cynthias boobs over there doing the Bankhead Bounce... I'm dead!!!
Thank you. Just, thank YOU!
I'm just saying I couldn't live without Fury's videos. Literally, they kill me and revive me to life every time.
Itchy and Charlie tho!!! Lmaooooo 😂😂😂
I've never watched that show but I got pure joy and laughter from this video!
"Charlie, Itchy, and all of the rest of the dogs that go to heaven" I just choked lmfao
This is so funny! I can always count on your videos to cheer me up
I died when he said nene had raichu on her head. Where does he come up with this stuff?!!
Lmaooooooffff at "If you would like to make a call please hang up and try the shit again".... too damn funny and I am def using that. .. you ate hilarious!!!!
"You got me full circle fucked up" C'mon GLORY, He's in the room! Amen, Amen lol
You read the whole library in this video.
You're always so effortlessly amazing with words. I don't watch RHOA, but you're right about people pushing other people's buttons needing their their asses beat.
"if you would like to make a call please hang up and try that shit again" lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo you are phenomonal
"If you would like to make a call please hang up and try that shit again". Brilliant!
preach! Randy Watson and Gallehger!!! Werk
Y'all I am First 48 dead at Velvet's tired. Lmao!!! I can't with you. You seriously just made my night.
How are you so funny? It should be illegal. I was rolling the whole video. I love how witty you are. Man, hilarious!!
We need a new vid Kid Fury U keep us in stitches!!!
@areem0198
10 жыл бұрын
Sup
@anthony-michaelwalkerlmt3483
10 жыл бұрын
Areem Parker sup wit ya bro
@johnh.lawrence1197
10 жыл бұрын
Hey sexy
I have never watched an episode of Housewives of Atlanta, but because it's Kid Fury I had to watch and it was still damn hilarious to me lol
Flatline got mad because Kenya asked her to spelled scepter and all her good judy's laughed at her ass. THAT'S why her ass got mad.
LMBAO you ain't neva lied!!! cosign to the 9th power!!!
@Barbara-et5vy
10 жыл бұрын
This is too funny! I have no idea what he is talking about but is perspective is HIlarious
@PriestessAusetRaAmen
10 жыл бұрын
Kid fury is a damn fool, you should check out his video nicky minaj vs little kim. I laughed so hard I was short of breath.
"You got me Full Circled fucked up" Lmaooooooo yaaaassss this is fucking hilarious.
Chile if Andy would've told ME to apologize he would've got his hair yanked too just like Kenya!
I LOST my shit at 4:50-5:07 !!!
@theemanifestingmaven
10 жыл бұрын
Girl, BYE! I fell out!
@brkdncrgrl
10 жыл бұрын
I'm stealing it!
@okaygworl
10 жыл бұрын
brkdncrgrl me too! lol
I freakin love you.
Just the simple Gallagher reference had me dying!
Andy smoothe took the game flipped it and reversed it when he said that porsha should apologize to kenya....hel and the fuck to the no diggity naw with that bull... but luckily he apologized on the sit down on wwhpl... Kid muthatruxkin fury, ur word play similies and metaphors for life are such hilarity....where do u come up with this shit? SOLID GOLD!!!!
Kid, you give me life! Bow down Bitched, the KING is here!!
From the Book of Fury...DUST! Love it!
Not the class of 95 Crenshaw hair do tho and the shade against Keri Hilson "breaking point" lmao . Fury gives me life! Lmao😂
i'm crying. this was everything and more.
Im glad your doing videos again but i lived listening to you on The Read.
Not Crenshaw High 1995 Homecoming! Bawahahahahahaha!!
He said she might nit be able to spell the NAACP... LMAOOOOOO
yasssss.. "if you need help hang up ......." lol. I cant with u. ROFLMFAO
If you would like to make a call....... LMAOOOOOO!
fave!!!
"Scarlet O'Hara is tired..." NOOOOO. Kenya not only got drug literally, but Phaedra drug her with her words. It was beautiful.
Bravo Fury!! I need to sit at your feet and learn all the lessons!
That mugushot was straight out of Sephora. LUV that comment hehe.
This video had me in tears! You hit every single nail on the head! Emotional, VERBAL and mental abuse cuts just as deep as physical... Just with physical you have the outside scars to prove it... Kenya can get lost in traffic for all I care... Bye!
This goes down as one of the funniest and most accurate kid fury videos in history
''Shout the fucking freakum dress lyrics'' I just died.
"let me tell you what i'm NOT gon do".....dead to the bed. oh how i believe that fury is my imaginary bestie. love you boo!
One of your best videos in a while. Welcome back sir.
Dead at "this ain't whose line is it anyway"!!! YAS YAS YAS!!
I fell out at 0:40. At the end of the day, RHOA is a reality show and the producers want the drama. Thanks for the commentary.
I choked twice on my food while watching this!! I wasn't ready LMAO
The Comming to America references gave me LIFE!!
Hahaha 😂 Everything about this was perfect.
I'm really loving how he look in this camera on this video tho. and yessssss give me trade. plus he funny af.
That's what she meant by "I can get dk anytime I want" it's not that hard to do so duh. I think both of them were wrong but it's laughable that you think they should fire the person who actually helped boost the ratings back up, that's a hustle backwards. There was no real reason for Porsha to get up then Kenya said "Do it and get fired" her dumb ass did now she's probably fired. Snatch the bull horn like you snatched the scepter toss them and move on with the reunion. Every time she interrupted Kenya, Kenya came back with some props *annoyed eye roll*. They were both trading childish verbal insults. Porsha thinks these other women are her friends when they have all insulted her intelligence and they all laughed when Kenya said "Can Porsha even spell scepter?" which I laughed too it was funny. Porsha tends to insert herself into an argument then when she gets read she cries victim no different than Kenya starting drama and crying victim.
@sculptureofsound2
10 жыл бұрын
I remember Porsha saying something about Kenya, I remember Kenya throwing a prop in her face and then insulting her intelligence. I don't really know how long anyone could be expected to put up with that without seeing red and straight up dragging someone. But yea, let's give Kenya the pass for being the bully the entire season and then when she gets beat on, cry "violence is never the answer" when it was just last year that Phaedra's words got to her so badly, she threatened to beat up Phaedra even though she was pregnant. Like I said, Kenya is too damn old to be playing these immature games.
@MsKwan09
10 жыл бұрын
sculptureofsound2 The scepter was NOT in her face it was actually in Cynthia's face that's the one who should have been mad. If it was in her face she wouldn't have had to reach over Cynthia to grab it. Please stop using the word bully Porsha wasn't bullied and by saying so you're diminishing the actual act and those who are actual victims. Phaedra threatened Kenya first and Kenya answered with "try it and your teeth will be on the floor" but of course ya'll miss everyone one else with the BS. Porsha and Kenya were trading verbal insults Porsha lacks intelligence to continue verbally attacking Kenya so she resorted to violence. She is a child, Kenya is annoying and Phaedra is fake. Nene is the real bully that bish actually gets in people's faces and she choked Kim off camera. ALL of them have threatened each other, Porsha acted on her threat. I'm not gonna take up for her dumb ass though especially b/c of the way she acted afterwards. I'll never let another chick come between me and my coins and that's what Porsha did. I feel sorry for neither one they're making Andy rich.
@MrsFabBeautyBlog
10 жыл бұрын
+MsKwan09 So you agree with bullying? What people seem to over look is that Kenya has given Porsha a hard time ever since she's been on the show. Go look at the past airings of the show. Kenya has been a total bully to Porsha. When I see people on #TeamTwirls I really wonder about their character. Kenya is a hateful bully and you know it. She is jealous of married women.smh.
@MsKwan09
10 жыл бұрын
MrsFabBeautyBlog GIRL BYE! Neither of these women are better than the other. Why would she be jealous of a woman who is getting divorced from an asshole (mind you the same man Porsha shaded the whole season but now wants to be all sensitive about) and one married to a man about to return to prison. If Kenya is a bully then so is Porsha, Phaedra and Nene. They all engage is verbally attacking each other that's the name of the game. Don't throw your hat in the ring and when someone says something cry oh I'm getting bullied. Kenya and Porsha have only gotten into it one on this season and that was in Mexico. Unlike the rest of the ya'll I'm not gonna coddle a grown woman who had several options but she took the violent route and then threw a temper tantrum after wards. I'm team myself if anyone won it's Bravo, they're profiting off of all this. Porsha is mentally a child, she's easily manipulated and should not have been on this show in the first place. I don't think she was ready for the consequences that came with putting your life in the spotlight. If I was her I wouldn't return, I'll get my life together and search for another baller to marry.
The visual on this looks great too. Nice blocking and lighting.
Not a mongoose tho...
"If your mind is your weapon, you must be shooting blanks." Good fucking god almighty fury I lost it. That was genius.
Yasss! That hair was laid and that face was BEAT!