“Oh man this guys bad” *tear rolls down Khans face*

@lauraliggins2711

5 жыл бұрын

Gooder 400 like

@remikremii4376

5 жыл бұрын

Gooder i busted out laughing when i first heard that

@zak14

5 жыл бұрын

Lmfao Sizz is fkn savage. Had me dying dude

@immortal_hades5541

5 жыл бұрын

Its sizz tho. I love the guy but he thinks anyone who isn't a pro (and even thats a stretch) is a silver monkey thats bad at the game.

@4jkendall

5 жыл бұрын

Immortal_Hades yeah he always acts like an asshole, shitting on players just because they arent at least champ level. like yeah they’re bad compared to him but he’s a fucking PRO

"-The defence is bad..." "-It was you." Instant karma :D

@kyra8105

5 жыл бұрын

Well done

@creepcrafting56

5 жыл бұрын

Should have capitalized the 'k' in karma

@swarm9582

5 жыл бұрын

she thought she was dissing herself but it was the previous replay that she was dissing.

@FlamableDrip5

5 жыл бұрын

This accidental pun has made my day

@kyra8105

5 жыл бұрын

FlamableDrip5 I don’t think it was accidebtsl

I like how Jessie’s mic quality sounds like a 9yr raging at cod ngl

@homid_clapz5331

3 жыл бұрын

Nah most 9yr olds cant play cod

@cm24hd7

3 жыл бұрын

@@homid_clapz5331 XD

@mmehe.

3 жыл бұрын

@@cm24hd7 wdym xd your laughing at yourself then…..

@deadshotmip6539

3 жыл бұрын

Ye

@hysnigerbollaj8489

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like DannyG lol

* Legend say’s that Jessie’s mic Can still be heard from Paris*

@noell2519

3 жыл бұрын

But who is in Paris tho

@beskoetjeRL

2 жыл бұрын

@@noell2519 people who life there, lol.

@trinicoolie

2 жыл бұрын

@@beskoetjeRL ahh yes... *life* there

@xanno_

2 жыл бұрын

@@noell2519 i am

@KendrickLamarLover535

2 жыл бұрын

@@beskoetjeRL u missed the joke

player: touches controller Jessie: thats an rlcs finalist

@gladiator_117

4 жыл бұрын

Axel Baker lol

@aclorio2226

4 жыл бұрын

New Adventures i’ve been doing that since silver so i deserve champion 2 too

@holaxatzonek5553

4 жыл бұрын

@Adventure Gaming shut up u arent

@agge3996

4 жыл бұрын

@@holaxatzonek5553 its a joke dude

@4oho361

3 жыл бұрын

@@agge3996 maybe he thinks that he's lying aboot using right stick?

Jessie: That's gotta be a Champ 2 Khan: So this was actually a bot

@rodrigo-tj1gf

5 жыл бұрын

If you can make the bot change the camera to ballcam sometimes i don't doubt jessie guessing that

@LethaliiNz

5 жыл бұрын

Valentin Bettlaken it’s also funny because there is a bot called khan

@Stanwich

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know why but I could not stop laughing at this comment

@slid5953

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@sharonpage5651

4 жыл бұрын

HA

Sizz: Oh wow this guys ✨ BAD ✨ Sunless’ ego: *dies inside*

10:00 😂😆 I could not stop laghing

@DoouPlayin

2 жыл бұрын

Same💀

@splashrll

Жыл бұрын

WHAT AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHQH

Player: *presses boost button* Jessie: That's a champ 1 right there.

@Alex-hj5el

5 жыл бұрын

*hits the ball once* Could also be C3 after that, I'm not so sure anymore!

@julianweijers7079

5 жыл бұрын

Player: *jumps* Jessie: yeah high gc

@jankoo285

5 жыл бұрын

Player: flies to ball Jessie: is that squishy muffins ?

@isaiahcorr2743

5 жыл бұрын

Player: hit an Ariel Jessie: that has to be grand Master eggplant

@DarkDyllon

5 жыл бұрын

why is this so god damned true

Bronze 1: Makes car go forward Jessie: Yeah, I think that's Champ 1

@iamthescrub6231

5 жыл бұрын

DUDE FUCK YES, I’m fuckin dead💀😂😂

@DemigodDuke

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, if that was Champ1, i would have been Grand Champ long ago.

@kings_nemesis5995

5 жыл бұрын

@@DemigodDuke ikr

05:23 i literally laughed my ass out when sizz started laughing when sunless said that player was him xD

@SilentHotdog28

Жыл бұрын

I fucking love Sizz's laugh. I lost it too.

Jessie’s mic is amazing😂

Jessie guessing champ 1 for the gold 2 player and subsequently laughing with his trash mic made my day.

@leandervanes2771

5 жыл бұрын

Dimitri Petrevski i thought he was S2 lol

@maxim9376

5 жыл бұрын

his mic and his accent are just legendary

@claytonfair3038

5 жыл бұрын

Trash mics are great

@kxb6996

5 жыл бұрын

lmaaao

@martinkerek5851

5 жыл бұрын

-tri-

Installs rocket league Jessie: That’s GC right there

@KaioshinAnimations

5 жыл бұрын

lmao jessie is ass at guessing ranks XD

@taritznova9192

5 жыл бұрын

he needs a new mic before guessing any ranks

@infiniteaj8688

5 жыл бұрын

@@taritznova9192 THANK YOU. My ears are actually dead right now.

@Maxxel1

5 жыл бұрын

@@infiniteaj8688 He actually has a good mic if you check out one of his streams, what he said was that he didn't realize that he had his webcam mic on and Sunless didnt say anything lmao

@F4FireAndSecurity

4 жыл бұрын

lol

Guy in gold: hits the ball off the wall Jessie: NoT gOnNa LiE hE sEeMs LiKe A cHaMp OnE

Player: dribbles Sizz: CHAMP Player base nowadays ,Golds are hitting air dribbles

@sp1d3yyy

2 жыл бұрын

Bro golds are so much better now like 40 percent of them can consistently hit air dribbles and being smart in gold barely gets me anywhere

@Nish288

2 жыл бұрын

@@sp1d3yyy Might not be as smart as you think then

_Player joined the Game_ Jessie: *This has to be GC*

@GooderRL

5 жыл бұрын

*champ 1

Imagine being so good at the game that you don’t even know how the ranks below you work

@user-gm4pg8bd9w

5 жыл бұрын

Sizz is a bit special in general

@DanArnets1492

5 жыл бұрын

I'd probably go to the casual servers and ask people, just to see.

@ToriKo_

5 жыл бұрын

\\\/// The best Brick around

Its so funny because everyone's mic is crispy or at least good quality and then there's Jessie with a mic that breaks the sound barrier with a gust of wind

10:19 the heck, the boost respawned after a second

Player: **hits the ball** Jessie: (unintelligible Dutch earrape)

@stanskok3885

5 жыл бұрын

Jayツ dutch?

@uncomfortablepinkman6447

5 жыл бұрын

Stans Kok he’s from the Netherlands, AKA he’s Dutch.

@coollooc3377

5 жыл бұрын

Jayツ I see you comment every video I see why you in my recommendations Jay

@george.5553

4 жыл бұрын

Rocket league: The destruction of eardrums Featuring: Jesse and his "amazing" mic quality

@obiwan-kenobi9860

4 жыл бұрын

Something wrong with dutch

Jessie’s mic quality brings back memories of old call of duty

@george.5553

5 жыл бұрын

Geee Master lol

@csabaczene5148

5 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of jschlatt

@victorsaft

5 жыл бұрын

look man, his value only goes up

@1900Moonk

5 жыл бұрын

right now i’m finna is your mom what she was going on with you to tell you she had to do a lot of stuff and then i just like that she was just playing and she was just playing Fortnite😄🤬

@parker_ht

5 жыл бұрын

Csaba Czene hilarious mike

Jessie’s mic quality makes this video 200% funnier

Jessie’s mic do be in his throat tho😳

Player: Uses octane Jessie: Thats top 100

@finlayjames4078

4 жыл бұрын

i think that the fennec is also a top 100 car

@shadowyzephyr

2 жыл бұрын

no, it's champ 1

@lobbyhoe1707

Жыл бұрын

@TEAM JR7 nope he did, check your facts man

Jessie and PewDiePie have like similar levels of audio quality

@MohabExe

5 жыл бұрын

omfg u fckin killed pewds but true

@azmiturgut4802

5 жыл бұрын

No Jessie has the funny mic (or the jschlatt mic)

@whiterose5407

5 жыл бұрын

XD yeah

@Michael-uu4gs

5 жыл бұрын

Ur high

@conehead4133

5 жыл бұрын

mıguəl Jessie’s is dog wat u mean

When you look at this and now, you can see the improvement in each rank

Jessie’s audio quality makes him so much funnier XD.

The funniest part about this video is jessies mic quality

@nuckle5525

5 жыл бұрын

SuperNinja730 lol funny mic

@ihavehighhopes1835

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@Shitpost-gamin

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@DixieSeas

5 жыл бұрын

Absolute garbage

@ghostly_6772

5 жыл бұрын

Xbox mic tho XD

Player: jumps up Jessie: THATS A GC RIGHT THERE

@c9h5

3 жыл бұрын

Super sonic legend u mean

@danielleibovich6791

3 жыл бұрын

@@c9h5 SSL wasn’t in the game back then

@c9h5

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielleibovich6791 ｏｋ ｔｈａｎｋｓ

Karma’s analysis skills are on point.

I rly liked the video! Expecially the part when he stops talking and the video actually begins😂

Jessie: I'm gonna say this was a Diamond 3 Khan: So this was actually a guy who was afk

@plzlogout4998

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Patukah1879

3 жыл бұрын

Jessie: I think this is a GC Sunless: This is a rookie bot...

@captain4865

3 жыл бұрын

FatBabyBoi13 😭😭

@pandapalidan5461

3 жыл бұрын

Jessie: AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'

@hex1034

3 жыл бұрын

1000th like let's go!

I love how Jessie overguessed pretty much everywhere except Sunless lmao

@lukewarm958

3 жыл бұрын

Not in the first one

Video starts at 1:00 for anyone who wants to know 😎

@vibeshazzer214

3 жыл бұрын

0:56 actually is where it starts

when he said what if this is myself that reminded me of that Mertzy video where Mertzy got players to guess themselves

Jessies mic just sounds like he’s raging even though he just talking

@bamadraws298

4 жыл бұрын

Actually he always screams When he talks. So yeah it sounds like hes raging

@griffindilley9683

4 жыл бұрын

He has a literal funny mic as his mic lol

@binleyfogo

4 жыл бұрын

Bama Draws he’s got the wizardyensid mic

@stevenmarcus3785

3 жыл бұрын

That's what you get when you play for dignatos

@jaime8309

3 жыл бұрын

I was the 999th like

Only sizz would ask how many divisions of plat there are

@MrFirefox

5 жыл бұрын

Sizz thinks bronze players have brain damage if he thinks some of this other shit xD

@gamerandcontroller9129

5 жыл бұрын

Derek now it makes sense when he roasts Rizzo when Rizzo’s been a champ 3 in some of their videos. “Holy shit you’re so low!” He probably genuinely thinks ranks go champ 3; 2; 1 -> GC

@The_Xeos

5 жыл бұрын

@@gamerandcontroller9129 Well C3 is super low for a pro though, but yeah that might add to it ^^

@plumbob109

5 жыл бұрын

@@gamerandcontroller9129 well he was probably talking about mmr, not rank division but sure

Jessie is going to be the type of person to think I bronze is a ssl

me: Just hit a 2 touch air dribble Jessie: is this Hencovic?

Player: misses ball completely Jessie: That Could Be A Grand Champ

@PotatoMC1

5 жыл бұрын

*THAT COULD BE A GRAND CHAMP* *

Player: own goals Jessie: that a GC at the least

@jah.morant

4 жыл бұрын

Key word - at the least so Jessie has problems lmao

7:43 *he missed the opportunity to say "karma got karmaed"*

I love Jessie’s mic when he gets semi loud it goes crazy

Unistalling fortnite:.. Jessie:thats grand champ right there

@Lapsie

4 жыл бұрын

That's actually grand champ right there no joke

@ruris189

4 жыл бұрын

He ain't wrong tho

@mythqil3696

4 жыл бұрын

yup aint wrong gotta download ball 3d soccer online though

Video starts at 0:56 You're welcome. Also, Sunless basically asked for this

@Zybax1

5 жыл бұрын

i was about to put it myself

This makes me feel good about my skills

“This looks like the typical grandchamp game"

No one: Jessie when he sees a Bronze: Idk man seems like a champ 1 to me

@heitorsg3750

3 жыл бұрын

Never underestimate your opponent

@urmomgeylolfake

3 жыл бұрын

@@heitorsg3750 always underestimate your teammate though

@samuelsteese8284

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

@kytnCars

3 жыл бұрын

666 likes

@lindsaylafferty1107

3 жыл бұрын

@@urmomgeylolfake change your name

player touches the ball jessie: THATS AT LEAST C1

@dacdom

5 жыл бұрын

jessie just wanted some more attention by being the wrongest

@KidMuZic

4 жыл бұрын

Swear to god 😂😂 him and his ear rape mic 😂😂

Jessie out here sounding like wizard yensid 😂😂

Jessies mic is actually amazing !!!

Karma: I think we’re dealing with a low level lobby Sizz: This is some low level shit Jessie: It could be Grand Champ Me: Are you okay Jessie?

@kevindedios3046

4 жыл бұрын

Bro I read this right when the clip rolled💀😭

@ESNProductions8

4 жыл бұрын

Pinty They are grand champs, they’re just stuck in a low rank because they have bad teammates

No one: Jessie: I'm guessing Champ 1

@immortal_hades5541

5 жыл бұрын

nah it was more like Jessie: I'm guessing champ 1. Actually... uhhh.. champ 2... No I uhh im gonna stick with champ 1. Still liked your comment tho lmao

Jessies mic is the best mic I have ever heard

@vertige.2776

2 жыл бұрын

That’s what I thought to lmao

Jessie: I think this is gc Sunless: this is actually a rookie bot

@DarkAngel-RareBoi

3 жыл бұрын

10:01 Jessie : WHRHESAHUWIQNAAT

player: *connects into the game* Jessie: tHaTs GC rIgHt hErE

The best thing in this video: Jessie’s mic quality

No one: Nothing Jessie’s Wallmart mic: AAAHHHHH THAT WAS NIT A CHHHHHAMP ONE

Video starts at 0:57. You’re welcome Sunless :)

@jutrol

5 жыл бұрын

This needs to be top comment!!!!

@Alex-hj5el

5 жыл бұрын

Not clicking on this to give Sunless more view time

@danisob3633

5 жыл бұрын

i looked at comment section after the introduction ended so...

@ice_wallow_come1813

5 жыл бұрын

bitch

@5k576

5 жыл бұрын

Ice_Wallow_Come your mom raised one

Player installs Rocket league Jessie: Definitely a GC

At 1.52 Jessie’s mic combined with his reaction sounded like a DannyG meme

Sizz: he already used his right stick that’s way more advanced than players below diamond Me gold 1: uses it 1 millisecond in the game

@vitalfps5796

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah nice no one cares

jesse's the kind of guy to always bet the same thing hoping it will end up right at some point LOL

"he's got the confidence, he's trying aerials, he's trying wall shots and stuff. He just doesn't remember all the times it went wrong and remembers the one time it bounced three times before the line and went in." I feel personally attacked.

@robbepinsart4240

4 жыл бұрын

Dropped a like because you took the time to wrote the entire quote 😅

@tsk_rl1499

4 жыл бұрын

You didn’t even accurately write the quote

@va4114

4 жыл бұрын

Skinxyz Who asked dumbass

@powerful8996

4 жыл бұрын

@@va4114 Obama asked who asked you? Obama asked me to make this

@dek.8110

3 жыл бұрын

powerful899wax who asked obama

1:51 literally can imagine this guy screaming with his funny mic during the rlcs

Sizz’s laugh is legendary 😂😂😂

Jessie’s mic quality is like wizard yensid and Tyler1 together

@null3338

3 жыл бұрын

FR I NEED HIS MIC

@steveirwin951

3 жыл бұрын

To like renoldos mic

@tiashabelton9215

3 жыл бұрын

@ Steve Irwin you mean ronaldo?

@bamba9255

3 жыл бұрын

Facys

@briancorrell

3 жыл бұрын

yep hahahahah

Sunless: You guessed champ 1 but that was actually gold 2 Jessie: *INAUDIBLE SCREAMING*

@joew.4073

5 жыл бұрын

Inaudible... you couldn't hear that? Are you legitimately deaf? No... that didn't show up in auto generated subtitles... ig you're just dumb as hell. (Incoherent is probably something similar to what you were looking for, there)

@guber7464

5 жыл бұрын

Joe W. Why does it matter it’s just a joke lol

i love the fact that evry one in this video got there proteame but johnyboi got a mic lol

Silver: Misses open net Jessie: That's probably a GC

Someone : hits a ball Jessie : That’s a Champ 3 right there Someone : fails ceiling shot Jessie : Must have just got the game

@michaelhershberger9020

3 жыл бұрын

You should have put that is an unranked player

@pletskoo514

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelhershberger9020 no

@ktqgaming4772

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@michaelhershberger9020

3 жыл бұрын

@@pletskoo514 yes

@pletskoo514

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelhershberger9020 do you even know what it means in rocket league?

I would really want to see a video that shows bronze, silver, gold, plat, etc. players doing same training pack. Preferably side by side to see real difference in speed, positioning and accuracy.

@pablolehnen

5 жыл бұрын

up

@dule880

5 жыл бұрын

Accuracy does not exist below plat trust me

@Jabberwocky415

5 жыл бұрын

Zoom I’m at diamond and I can sometimes hit the ball on target, never ask me to aim for a specific part though.

@splashlol1638

5 жыл бұрын

@@dule880 i'm champ one and sometimes i miss goals that a silver 2 could easily score

@D2Briggs

5 жыл бұрын

Andrew Borden same

Lmao 🤣 everyone is just roasting Jessie

It’s crazy Bc I just started rocket league again and I’m just a gold/plat rn and the egos these kids have are just insane they just need to see actually good players thinking u are silver and ur actually diamond

*Player afk, gets bumped Jessie: That may be a gc right there

@david8209

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@aYamahaGrandPiano

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@abdikeur6393

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@christianrivera8643

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

people that are low gold exist: Shitty mic Jessie: GIVE THAT MAN A C1

@zak14

5 жыл бұрын

I love shitty mic jessie lmao

Sunless: Johnnyboi the cereal overguesser Jessie: GUESSED EVERY PLAYER OVER CHAMP BESIDES THE FIRST ONE

Nothing stops an angry papa moon

Player: air rolls Jessie: *thats a grand champ right there*

@CurlyWurly8

4 жыл бұрын

ME CHILLIN IN BRONZE 2 AIR ROLLING (not joking)

Sizz: *Is a pro Rocket league player* Also Sizz: How does the rank system work on Rocket league

@MrFirefox

5 жыл бұрын

Sizz is an elitist scumbag

@sazdfa9256

5 жыл бұрын

it happened me a lot back in the day too man. In cs go i still dont know are there nova 5 and silver 5 something xd

@lauraliggins2711

5 жыл бұрын

Mr.Firefox from the fact you hate Sizz I’m guessing you’re a feminist.

@aryanparekh4897

5 жыл бұрын

@@lauraliggins2711 lol

@SashLyrics

5 жыл бұрын

@@sazdfa9256 in silver they are mostly hackers :)

I love how he edits it. “We’ll go for champ 2” “Definitely not anywhere near champ.” “All right we definitely put this lobby lower than the last one” “This is definitely a higher level player than the last clip”

Jessie after seeing an unranked player playing: Definitely champ 2 or above

Player: Misses open net and can't hit the ball Jessie: Champ 1

@Luca_5425

3 жыл бұрын

Man, sunless is GC and do all of that stuff just kidding

@toastcz8823

3 жыл бұрын

@@Luca_5425 thats true tho

Jessie sees a homeless man and thinks he's a millionaire...

@thundergrinde2526

5 жыл бұрын

LMAO

Jessie's and Arsenal's mic quality is gold quality

00:55 thats when the vid starts

Player: *Disconnects from server because of lag* Jessie: Is that Kronovi?

@zordoun3161

3 жыл бұрын

Facts

Sunless: hopefully my ego will come out of this unscathed Sizz: im about to end this whole man's career

@ThatGuateKid

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@gilbertbean1131

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@george.5553

5 жыл бұрын

When memes take over...

Good intro especially when u said "you in patience ba*****"

I love sizz laugh

Jessies mic jeez when did he become a 12 year old with a mic on xbox live

@Skellist

5 жыл бұрын

This was probably recorded when Jessie was travelling, kinda explains the mic quality.

@thehareo

5 жыл бұрын

@@Skellist ah but even i have like super trash mics while travelling but tf was this

@whiterose5407

5 жыл бұрын

the hareo XD

@TheStraightGod

5 жыл бұрын

To be fair, he isn't a squeaker, anyone with his mic would sound like that.

Rocket League Player: *exists* Sizz: This guy is too bad

@simonematraxia5964

5 жыл бұрын

Jessie: Thats probably grand champion

I think that gold 2 was my friend because he used to main this exact same car setup

that was fun to watch

Missing everything: Jessie: Thats definetly a Champ 1

Scarab with Rick and Morty boost Jessie: Champ 1

Someone: bumps his own tm8 and misses a open net Jessie: thats a gc right there

When u watch this a year later and see that your in this video and you think dude I sucked.

@beanilitim3243

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHA