Haaland makes normal questions seem so difficult to answer lmao

@geranimo1974

Жыл бұрын

they only programmed him to score goals they forgot to import all other stuff

@user-wq9mw2xz3j

Жыл бұрын

i wouldn't answer at all. stupid questions imo, and for me even worse as I don't have no favorites. and anyways, for everyone, it's all relative and based on context.

@jeroenvandervelden1793

Жыл бұрын

That is because he thinks good about his answers.

@TheThirdNight

Жыл бұрын

Well it’s hard to answer a question like “favorite drink” when he can’t have like 90% of the drinks he would like. So it makes it difficult to answer if you aren’t actively drinking drinks that would be your favorite because if he answers it it would sound like he drinks it currently.

@MULLAFC

Жыл бұрын

@@geranimo1974 forgot to programme him to beat James Milner and Joe gomez 😂

- Erling, whats your name? - Eh, tuff one

@Blinkers2007GameDev

Жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahah😂😂😂😂

@jarianstone3030

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@Sam-ew8kt

Жыл бұрын

What name? Last name? Or middle name? or usual name?

@LightningStriker.

Жыл бұрын

@@Sam-ew8ktfr

@amosbtw5156

Жыл бұрын

Lmfao

Haaland comes across as a genuinely nice guy. I cant dislike a man who is physically pained by the internal conflict between his career and kebab pizzas.

@willhutton4843

Жыл бұрын

Yeah seems like a nice guy

@smartwhip.

Жыл бұрын

💀💀💀💀 lmfaoooo

@manuelhefferle449

Жыл бұрын

where is the conflict between his career and kebab?

@JuffMan99

Жыл бұрын

​@@manuelhefferle449 Ronaldo has probably rubbed off on everyone? Iirc, he went out to eat and all his teammates were ordering dessert but he refused, and that guilted everyone else into not ordering 😂

@polakrodak8538

7 ай бұрын

R/brandnewsentence

“Erling, you free tonight?” “Actually I’m still on a contract so no”

@Wiipxx

Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@DefendTheCode

Жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@_j7evenGG

7 ай бұрын

Best comment 😂

I have seen Haaland more relaxed with 10 defenders on him in the box than answering this question

@ItzDylanM

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@johnumukoro1244

Жыл бұрын

Made it 1k

@Model_Roe

Жыл бұрын

He obviously doesn't like doing interviews he's more comfortable on the pitch than being a spokesperson

@footballshorts804

Жыл бұрын

Jesus love’s you

@carlosraventosprieto2065

Жыл бұрын

I think he was enjoying it

Defenders should start asking haaland questions mid game to get him stressed

@Jasurceekh

10 ай бұрын

No comments? Time to change that

@JordanBayley-yt5kx

10 ай бұрын

1 comment time to change that

@liveyyyyy

9 ай бұрын

2 comments? Time to change that

@TheBongRapper

9 ай бұрын

This is an underrated comment 😂😅🤣

@chrisbaker7136

7 ай бұрын

Or saying haland ohhh I had a lovely big Donner last night lad!

Bro is answering these simple questions like he’s being interrogated 😭 💀

@TheFootballingArtists

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

He looks like he is taking those decisions so seriously. He was thinking so hard

@LeMerch

Жыл бұрын

He has a camera in his face lol

@twistit4844

Жыл бұрын

Bruh, Imagine you just can do a cheat day every three months or so. I'd bet you'd take that decision serious af 😂

@nicorossi9474

Жыл бұрын

Hes talking in other language too

@eliaaluku5840

Жыл бұрын

No joke food becomes like porn

@SR2active

Жыл бұрын

@@nicorossi9474 he’s fluent in English…

Erlings Girlfriend: My parents are not home. Haaland: Where are they?

@immortalxd6190

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@N0Xa880iUL

Жыл бұрын

Hahhahahha

@Mzuka-Moto

Жыл бұрын

Well you're not an adult 😏

@funz6491

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@aminsaid4379

Жыл бұрын

Good one👍

Erling Haaland is the Keanu Reeves of footballers.

@mrartdeco

Жыл бұрын

Imagine John Wick but him 🤣 He is a man of focus, commitment, and monstrosity of sheer power

@ivannovak4711

Жыл бұрын

Reddit

@murtajiz545

10 ай бұрын

A guy that kicks cameramen is no Keanu lmfao

This lad came straight from a lab

@BALLER--

Жыл бұрын

🤖

@johnsonandyjohnson

Жыл бұрын

You mean he came straight from a kebab 😂

@johnnybalasquez88

Жыл бұрын

Man city's physio says different

@Thawhid

Жыл бұрын

"I have to say"

@IntenseCity

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

Girl - I think I like you.🥰 Haaland - Ugh, oh, yeah, ugh, you should’ve seen me last season.

“Hows your day?” Haaland: *sigh “well are we talking about today or yesterday? I don’t remember the last time I was ask that but it is different every day, and i do not know how i am feeling.”

@Prime_Engram

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣👍👍

@shaibudestiny1111

Жыл бұрын

Bro wtf 😂😂

@Lord_539

Жыл бұрын

I read that in his voice

@justguru_10

Жыл бұрын

I feel like haaland is saying this himself

@enzop2835

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Haaland is a therapist's nightmare 😂

@Jericho93py

Жыл бұрын

Al contrario, es muy honesto por eso le cuesta responder preguntas simples.

@monke_lover69

Жыл бұрын

​@@Jericho93py halland es el tipo de persona que le decís que quere comer y te dice Si😃

@zKrazeM8

Жыл бұрын

@@Jericho93pyhe’s also muslim. A real kebab loving man

@amyq8964

Жыл бұрын

Or maybe, he’s a therapist’s optimal 😏

@aabidamn

Жыл бұрын

It's the other way around. Therapist is Haaland's nightmare.

I love that he always says “I have to say” or “I cannot lie” as a non native English speaker usually this means they are completely honest with what they are saying and really truly mean it.

@_sky_blue_

Жыл бұрын

I love EH, so don't think my reaction disqualifies your intent. Be always careful with people saying "they aren't gonna lie" or "I can't lie", they do this because they want to convince, without being totally honest. People who don't lie, don't need to also confirm they won't. Forgive me, my English is rubbish, I hope I gave you a useful tool to figure out how people lie each day to each other's. They lie of EH in this one? He eats more kebab and drinks more wine, then he can admit considering the image he and his advisors are creating around his profile. No, I'm not a hater, I'm a City fan since Vince Kompany and I love EH. Don't underestimate the power of the media in football. They sell us a product, with humans that aren't perfect

@edwardflint6714

Жыл бұрын

@Sky BLUE I don't think a sportsman on his level can afford to drink and eat like that, so yeah I think he is being totally honest. What benefit would it have to make people believe he barely eats a kebab pizza, while he still does, but while still being the best footballer in the world?

@_sky_blue_

Жыл бұрын

I admire the player and believe that this young man is intelligent. Your question is intriguing@@edwardflint6714 because, after reading the comment I responded to, I also found myself wanting to understand why he lies about those matters. To clarify, I didn't say that he only eats kebabs and drinks wine. I am aware that my English skills are not great. What I meant was that I believe he enjoys that type of food as well, and I'm confident that he has enough self-control. The nervous laughter when he talks about it could have two explanations: either he feels ashamed because he likes those things while people have a different perception of athletes, or he was lying about the frequency. You know, the common lies people tell, like when someone says they watched all the City matches this year when they probably only saw the highlights. I'm not sure if my English is sufficient to explain the nuances. While writing this, I recalled something about Haaland. He consumes approximately 6000 calories per day. Sometimes, a kebab or a glass of wine can help him reach that goal more easily compared to eating lettuce and drinking water. However, I must be honest; it's just a thought. The fact is, now that I've noticed his behavior and his apparent embarrassment about liking things that everyone enjoys, it has piqued my curiosity. I will pay closer attention to these aspects of his personality. And truthfully, I enjoyed the interview. It humanizes him, especially considering that some people describe him as a robot.

@burgertime790

10 ай бұрын

Its the same meaning in native English

@ggb655fg

8 ай бұрын

​@@_sky_blue_wtf are u even talking about

I'm a United fan, but, it's impossible to not like such a genuine soul. Hope he remains humble off the pitch through out his career.

You could see the AI chip in its brain trying to calculate the most relatable human food to say

@rivvelmusic

Жыл бұрын

If your from Scandinavia, kebab pizza is almost basic.

@IntenseCity

Жыл бұрын

“Its” 😂😂😂

@elivil

Жыл бұрын

​@@rivvelmusicBasically everyone from Sweden loves kebabpizza

@toblerone5071

Жыл бұрын

@@elivilEveryone in the world loves kebabpizza

@jacopofinazziagro4000

Жыл бұрын

I live in germany and we have the best Döner- Kebab in the world. ( Especially in Berlin )

It's like he needs to use 100% of his brain whenever he's asked a question

@ss-gu9gi

Жыл бұрын

About the drink. I was thinking he only drinks water thats why its so hard for him to answer haha

@monster102

Жыл бұрын

It's better to think more before answering. Otherwise people and media will misinterpret what he told.

@binkao2938

Жыл бұрын

That’s how I am too and I’ve never related so much to someone answering questions!

@RajuMoorpani

Жыл бұрын

And still take years

@mahanmoe

Жыл бұрын

We all use 100% of our brain whenever a question is asked. You're using 100% of your brain at most times throughout the day lol. This is a stupid myth.

Captions have done him dirty, "My favourite meal is things" 😂

@TheFootballingArtists

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

He looked like crying after the "i look in the fridge and make something else" 😭

@theplacebeyondthelies2429

Жыл бұрын

thought he's gonna say: I look in the fridge... and nothing cause mom wasn't here

@melissamoran5626

3 ай бұрын

Hahaha so relatable, I quited carbs and sugar and yes it’s painful to eat butter chicken with only chicken no rice while my family is having a feast 😢I’m loosing weight tho ❤

-halaand how are you? -well actually it depends

@sandyplayz6713

Жыл бұрын

No comments? Time to change that

@TopGangster8

Жыл бұрын

1 comment? Time to change that

@tobon619

Жыл бұрын

Well my battery is a half charge. How about yours?

@Eeea150

Жыл бұрын

No dad? Lemme fix that

@dwmutheone

Жыл бұрын

no bitches? lemme fix that

Bro thought he was getting arrested when he was asked about his favourite drink💀😭😭

@tieroo123

Жыл бұрын

he can't do advert for free you know..

@sudhirmathur8500

Жыл бұрын

@@tieroo123 agreed

@besanalzahrani

Жыл бұрын

Nah man one time i ate ramen with halal beer it was good

@melissamoran5626

3 ай бұрын

Hahahaha it reminds me of one time I was pregnant buying booze for my husband, I felt terrible

Guys, even if he looks like a beast, he's only 22. He‘s a child. Imagine he is still learning and would peek at 25-26

@TheFootballingArtists

7 ай бұрын

He probably gonna end up with most goals ever

how can you not love him😢

My guy is programmed to say thia

@colt2128

Жыл бұрын

hes watched alot of Zlatan interviews

@mc-bq7fs

Жыл бұрын

He have to say

@dnsksp7113

Жыл бұрын

we norwegians use that a lot when we speak english, it’s just natural

@elijahberg3606

Жыл бұрын

@@colt2128 nah hes just scandinavian

@alfakennybody2635

Жыл бұрын

Norwegians are like that ahahha always starting the sentences with ‘nooo but yeah’ haha

“Yeah sometimes I think a kebab pizza would be great but then I go to the fridge and grab my batteries”

@immortalxd6190

Жыл бұрын

😭😂

@robertnegron9706

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@shivanshmehra3365

Жыл бұрын

💀💀

@findthetwats

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@zKrazeM8

Жыл бұрын

Muslim batteries which he charges through prayers to Allah(din).

I love Haaland. You can tell he's a nice guy

Still speaks better English than Harry Kane

He pictures Ronaldo in the corner telling him to drink "água!" 🤣

@CB-ms2cq

Жыл бұрын

More like imagining pep putting him on the naughty step if he carries on talking 😂

@SpeedyLiveClips0

Жыл бұрын

no

@jsgwam

Жыл бұрын

No ronaldo doesn't say to drink àgua kzread.info/dash/bejne/mo6L0dKEo7vWl5c.html

@samychabouh1238

Жыл бұрын

@@CB-ms2cq you’re not lying! Pep got rid of all the coke machines at barcas training facilities because Messi used to drink way too many cokes in a day.

@johnporkthe3rd51

Жыл бұрын

Penaldo 😂

His interviews always make me laugh man is so genuine

@dragxito136

Жыл бұрын

NilO

@kevray

Жыл бұрын

hard work

"Are you going to sleep lonely tonight?" "Emmehhh...Yuh"

Interviewer: When were you born? Haaland: on my birthday

Haaland spends three days just to “click” the option “I Am Not A Robot” in a web.

@LLLacoste

Жыл бұрын

​@@yoprobroisjotaro8054214 likes and 1 reply lemme fix that

He's answering these fun little questions like he's under brutal interrogation techniques

@rg7532

9 ай бұрын

Tbf i do the same thing when ppl ask me a basic question😂

@bassfix7737

8 ай бұрын

Whelp, I can relate to that! Norwegians are known to be introverted, and socially anxious so..

@Zipfei_Kloatscher

7 ай бұрын

Neville is so close to put out the water boarding equipment... 😅

@verbon47

7 ай бұрын

Fr tho😭

@Im.Nobody.-

7 ай бұрын

That’s a good thing though because he actually thinks about the Q. Some guys just say what the people want to hear and gives them the best PR.

Seeing him sitting there just gives you a feeling for how massive of a man that dude actually is

Bro hired an actor to talk and thought we wouldn't notice💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

"Favorite Meals are things we can't Almost never eat" -That's a 100% true

@GovindaKumar-108

Жыл бұрын

Bro we can eat whenever we want.. but athletes don't usually eat junk food..

@heyIntel

Жыл бұрын

Idk man, not all food is cheap, can't eat them everyday without going broke unless you're pretty rich.

@immortalxd6190

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@SpiderVenom12905

Жыл бұрын

​@@GovindaKumar-108 what he means is a person's favourite food is normally something unhealthy or that you shouldn't be eating regularly

@Idk.any.Names.H

Жыл бұрын

My fav meal is pizza and i cant eat that each day or only once a week

Bro was in tears after 1st question 😭

MILLIONS of dollars are on the line ! His figure and performance are EVERYTHING in his life ! People can't imagine how much raw TENSION this young man is under (contracts, sponsorships, etc)

Guy is blushing😂😂

I just met this lad last week, trust me he is just as confused in real life with questions as these videos 😂😂

@ramaiahm5476

Жыл бұрын

Where?

@Romo2055

Жыл бұрын

@@ramaiahm5476 manchester children hospital, they do team visit to the city hospital every Christmas

@ramaiahm5476

Жыл бұрын

@@Romo2055 k thx

@do3807

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like a great time!

@melissamoran5626

3 ай бұрын

Omg I would love to meet him also ❤

Scandinavia and kebab pizza. Better love story than twilight.

@Xdalz27

Жыл бұрын

Their neighbors swedenistan

@tobba09

Жыл бұрын

@@Xdalz27sweden is in scandinavia. ur comment makes no sense

@signity5540

Жыл бұрын

@@tobba09 he means neighbours of Norway

@tobba09

Жыл бұрын

@@signity5540 noshit, he said scandinavia not norway. therefor his comment makes no sense.

@detmj400

Жыл бұрын

@@tobba09 karen

“ I absolutely love it I have to say” Is killing me for some reason 😭

Kebab pizza… sounds like something you’ll have at 3am after a night out 😂 bless him

- Burger, pizza!? - No, I absolutely love kebab pizza. Ps. I just made a joke stop fighting in the comments 😭😂 Merry Christmas 🎄

@rivvelmusic

Жыл бұрын

Kebab pizza is common in scandinavia

@SenseiCum

Жыл бұрын

@@rivvelmusicbest pizza 💪

@AjZ530

Жыл бұрын

@@SenseiCum Malmö Sweden has the best kebab pizza 💪🏿 Haaland would sign for Malmö ff in a heartbeat if they allowed him to eat it after games

@hertzmeister8754

Жыл бұрын

@Friendon’t forget with fries on

@sharreayeeyo7459

Жыл бұрын

@@hertzmeister8754 legendery with Fries

Drago is so humble & normal. Unbelievable

Haaland: "I love a glass of wine, I cannot lie... no, really, Im not programmed for that shit."

man If I could talk more like Erling Haaland I wouldn't have a problem in life

This was more difficult for him than getting through united's defense😭😭😭

@sameerk7151

Жыл бұрын

Of course because United has HARRY MAGUIRE in their defense 💀💀

@suprememaoy

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha

Whats your favourite Drink? „Petrol“

@Gaffers2511

Жыл бұрын

Lmfao underrated comment

I love him so much he is so silly goofy

Reporter : What do u like to eat Haaland : Eh Why not !

Dude is a viking brought back in a time traveler journey made into an absolute unit

Eats defenders for breakfast, right now he's very hungry!

This is how the fans hear each other during a match 😂

the man that makes easy questions seem difficult but makes playing football in the highest league seem easy

Really shows how committed he's to being the best football player out there. He could literally eat anything he wants but understands that what he puts into his body is important for his training. Great guy

@hayekhayek580

Жыл бұрын

Literally every sports athlete lmao.

@dahmer2165

Жыл бұрын

@@hayekhayek580except maradona

@aldocorzo5440

Жыл бұрын

@@hayekhayek580 yeah you bet. A lot of players take it too easy on what they eat and drink, there’s a lot of examples of players that drink or eat too much…

@L1102

Жыл бұрын

@@hayekhayek580 not everyone in football is this disciplined, look at niklas süle for example

@hayekhayek580

Жыл бұрын

@@L1102 I'm just saying that the majority is.

Haaland: "Favorite meals is things we can never eat" Hazard: "wait, what? 🍔😮"

Haaland once said "GIVE ME CHAMPAGNE ARGHHH ADDICTED TO CHAMPAGNE👹" (His favourite drink)

Erling seems SO genuine in these interviews and I love that

"Favourite drink, are talking about alcohol or what?" 😅😅😅😅🤙

‘What is your favorite meal?’ Haaland almost give a full human definition to him lol

I thought that his fav drink would be petrol😂

He needs to be in House of Dragon

@apocalypsenow1871

Жыл бұрын

I commented at the start of HOTD that Erling Haaland is truly talented...footballer and playing Daemon too lol.

Hazard holding his burger on bench : that’s ma boii

@teek2si

Жыл бұрын

As a Chelsea fan and prime hazard fan that is class 😂😂

@anasmarsafi5088

Жыл бұрын

@@teek2si I’m a chelsea fan too since 2004-2005 crespo then drogba ❤️

Interviewer: What do you eat, by the way? Haaland: Food

Haaland's favpurite drink is Oil because he's a robot

Haha, me and my friends met Haaland at a kebab shop in Oslo this summer.

@Ac817IY

Жыл бұрын

How tall was he

@vnkdabaz3513

Жыл бұрын

@@Ac817IY he’s like 6’4 - 6’5

@mithilthakur7973

Жыл бұрын

​@@vnkdabaz3513 who

@ayaanbadal6748

Жыл бұрын

​@@vnkdabaz3513say that in meters

@vnkdabaz3513

Жыл бұрын

@@ayaanbadal6748 195 m

Bro is really struggling to answer these questions 😂😂

Haalands favourite meal is raw uncooked defender

-What is your name? -That's pretty tough question

I've never seen player that loved by whole PL fans like him. Can't find any of his haters even from manutd fans. He's such strange phenomenon.

"so wine and a kebab pizza" No my system is not programmed to eat such foods during the season, error error

Bro he was questioning life

How could you hate this boy? He is not pretentious and always happy

”hmm, uuuhhh.” So hard for him to answer 🤣🤣🤣

@LeMerch

Жыл бұрын

English isn’t his first language and he has a camera in his face

@immortalxd6190

Жыл бұрын

he's a football player and one of the best there is. English is just a language mate

Haaland is so exotic I can’t tell if he is handsome or not, he is interesting

@ambikadas10

Жыл бұрын

This is a strange comment but I can totally relate 😅

@khabanelamevids3892

Жыл бұрын

Why females gotta always comment about looks lmao what does being handsome or not have to do with anything 🤣🤣🤣

@theingridish

Жыл бұрын

@@khabanelamevids3892 because it’s the first thinggg we noticeee aaaa

@khabanelamevids3892

Жыл бұрын

@@theingridish yeah and then complain when saying men only care about looks 🤡

@binkao2938

Жыл бұрын

We notice it but don’t only care about it unlike y’all

Good to see the human side of this phenomenal footballer.

I never knew i'd been training like Haaland for the last 4 years but here we are, i'll see you soon Alan Shearer.

He’s so adorable

Dunno what some people are talking about, he seems pretty chill honestly

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 I just die everytime I see him ask "Favorite drink?" Haaland looks like he just got hit with deciding on his kid or his mom

Haaland, what's your name? "Yeah, my name is a thing I know but am not sure about. That's tough to answer."

"One more contract and i quit so I can finally eat"

“My favourite meal is things” -Erling Haaland 2022 Edit : I’ve never have so many likes before tysm! Ty for all the like 👍

@ChompingShark728

Жыл бұрын

Why no comments lol

@hang12725

Жыл бұрын

Lol I was thinking about the same

@ChompingShark728

Жыл бұрын

@@hang12725 lol

@ChompingShark728

Жыл бұрын

Still no comments

@stephenhayes5636

Жыл бұрын

Just leaving a comment, on the lack of comments for such a momentous comment

Haaland trying so hard not to say oil and battery cereal

This is what discipline is. What you want to do vs what you need to do

You know, the crazy thing is the fact that the sacrifice that incredible athletes like Erling make to play as good as they do also prevents them from really ever enjoying the things that they like to eat. Seems like a huge sacrifice for someone like me.

Haaland got a lot of bad press over one bad interview, the guy is a normal guy. Hilarious in fact, what a talent we are alive to witness also.

@MotivationEdits

Жыл бұрын

I mean calling him a robot isn't bad press , its like messi is called the alien

@yeetjones927

Жыл бұрын

What interview you talking about?

I’m Turkish and the Kebab is made in turkey and this is why I love haaland

He should have said robot fuel 😂

Bro was probably running on Full Cloud storage so they couldn't feed him on how to answer normal questions in lab.

@mrsdadmins5275

Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment 😂

Jokes aside, the discipline really shows. No wonder he's so physically superior to everyone else on the pitch

favorite meal: goalkeepers confidence

"Erling, what's position do you play" "Oof, ummm, probably..."

"Haaland" has reached level 36, now it is the time when he evolves into "Brock Lesnar". I hope Pep has his master ball ready just in case the evolved pokemon tries to escape to Real.

Is it just me or he looks like Majin Buu

@a-simpler-time

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😭

@josemou6172

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He does lmao

@josemou6172

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Super buu right

@PhatBoiiBeats

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🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣 it's the eye brows bro so either but or ssj3 Goku lmao

@DiamondShogun

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And that grin HAHAH

Bro could have asked me for Sheesh kebabs 😂

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Why is he so tensed in telling about his favourite food and drink?😂 Its me during my engineering vivas