Imagine waking up from a 2000 years hyper nap and a random talking testicle claims: "We are the same"

@monkeybusnus

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@benjamin17

3 жыл бұрын

okie I imagined it It was hilarious

@schnizzyfizz7832

3 жыл бұрын

At least let him have his alien coffee first.

@MegumiHayashida

3 жыл бұрын

@@schnizzyfizz7832 EXACTLY!

@phaggut7875

3 жыл бұрын

Alien homie looks like a hard boiled egg

Weyland: “We are superior...” Engineer: “What’s this ‘we’ shit?”

@deadmanexperience724

3 жыл бұрын

Engineer : I hate communism

@someguyfromarcticfreezer6854

3 жыл бұрын

@@deadmanexperience724 *As engineer he hates Wii Nintendo.

@hebreezwawa360

3 жыл бұрын

800th like

@blackopsquay

3 жыл бұрын

I got a thousand likes?! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@robsmith400

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly , What wuuz he thinking.

“What did he say?” “We’ve been trying to get in touch with you about your cars extended warranty...”

@runninretro1574

3 жыл бұрын

Made me chuckle ngl

@3Rayfire

3 жыл бұрын

Now that joke reaches into real life.

@DJ_Mooseknucks

3 жыл бұрын

Please god no!

@CesarSilva-do8oq

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@ungod8741

3 жыл бұрын

Since we have not gotten a response, we're giving you a final courtesy call...

Engineer was like: “And you woke me up for this?”

@duhGOATman

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@SO-ei1qv

3 жыл бұрын

Yes! When David first speaks and the engineer gets up you see it in his face like "not this shit again".

@Ifallthenumberwerehere

3 жыл бұрын

Hindi translation for same : "Bhosdike Toh iske liye tum mere darwaze pe aa gaye"

@captainfatbat9557

3 жыл бұрын

He was just grumpy cause of lack of sleep.

@robinayers8107

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

When you get knocked out for many centuries by some dangerous ravioli you were cooking up, and wake up to find the left over pizza you were gonna toss out has grown sentience and demands everlasting life.

@musicals_rock

4 жыл бұрын

I can relate

@horyshet7336

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao. Perfectly put.

@ohno3785

4 жыл бұрын

better than forgetting about some Ganymede rock lobster that you left in the fridge.

@amtraklover

4 жыл бұрын

@@ohno3785 Ah a person of culture I see

@neitherlink6612

4 жыл бұрын

*ÑOM ÑOM ÑOM* Excuse me, what pizza?

"I come from Earth. I am an Instagram influencer. I am a God."

@VinayTiwari-hr4qq

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

@VinayTiwari-hr4qq

4 жыл бұрын

@ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@robertmason6366

4 жыл бұрын

I'm a tick tock lemming

@ted__ryan

4 жыл бұрын

Classic. 👍

@deepanshugupta9144

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

“We are Gods and Gods never die” -Peter Weyland, the day he died.

@stateofopportunity1286

3 жыл бұрын

Look on my works, ye mighty

@SharpshooterSensei

3 жыл бұрын

@@stateofopportunity1286 and despair

@stealthattack2209

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@detroitbecomehorny7119

3 жыл бұрын

“Look on my works, ye mighty and despair, lol!” ~Ozymillennial, King of overrated acronyms

@ghalv8531

3 жыл бұрын

@@stateofopportunity1286 Nice job. Just about to reply with this.

"He's perfect and I made him! I'm a god!" "Really? Let's test that hypothesis."

@fiercephoenix4389

3 жыл бұрын

Engineer: "He's not that perfect, his head doesn't even have any comfy grips to bludgeon you to death with. 1/10."

@ka-boom2083

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@SciFiMangaGamesAnime

3 жыл бұрын

"If he is perfect, why he cant beat me?"

@troillandford7679

3 жыл бұрын

Indian professors am I right?

@KneelB4Bacon

2 жыл бұрын

This line also lets Lindelof avoid answering the important question, "why do you hate us? Why do you want to kill us?!" You finally meet your creators and learn that they want to KILL YOU. That's a profound, terrifying idea. But Lindelof NEVER answers deep questions because that sh*t's hard work. And now, he's replaced it with "Weyland wants more life." And Lindelof tries to make it sound lofty and poetic with Weyland's, "I created David so we are both like the Gods" speech. This is what "Mystery Box" writing looks like when you finally open the box. It always contains either nothing or bullsh*t.

David told him Weyland is responsible for the Alien vs Predator movies.

@johnnysparkleface3096

4 жыл бұрын

They should make a Predators vs Engineers movie.

@tgr.4550

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@inouskehashibira1045

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@Oshidorinohina

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnnysparkleface3096 NAH LOL NO

@johnnysparkleface3096

4 жыл бұрын

@@Oshidorinohina Well, if not that, then Predators & Engineers fight Jack-Jack.

"Trust me, I'm an engineer" *Proceeds to rip head off*

@TOILETPOOL

3 жыл бұрын

It was a durability test... and in a way, he passed I mean he did come back and kill a whole planet of them?

@East7West9

3 жыл бұрын

@@TOILETPOOL Comments like these are proof there's more than enough good people out there to keep the world spinning in the right direction...forgot about this stuff until reading here

@stevethea5250

3 жыл бұрын

@Sunamer Z I DONT REMEMBER THIS SCENE

@ravenmccraven5208

3 жыл бұрын

In comes a Space Jockey. Out goes a Space Jockey.

@SteveB-nx2uo

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/pKRsytiymr29eNY.html 'engineer song'

Engineer was like “tf you talking about this ‘we’ shit. Last I checked you were living in caves and eating sticks”

@koningbolo4700

3 жыл бұрын

Roughly how I talk to cops and cop mentality... the reaction is roughly the same (but slightly more profitable to me and my lawyer)

@occamsrazor1285

3 жыл бұрын

@@koningbolo4700 Wat?

@papabird4425

3 жыл бұрын

"eating sticks" lol

@Gabriel-dw4ok

3 жыл бұрын

@@koningbolo4700 ?

In the original cut, the Engineer demonstrates his superiority by slapping David and Weyland to death with his 24 inch morning wood

@dacoldest3896

3 жыл бұрын

is that your fantasy lol

@NorthstarMain

3 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah

@jasonokoro5213

3 жыл бұрын

I feel sus just for liking this comment....

@chromosomeboo9584

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@t.a6159

3 жыл бұрын

"Release" the morning wood cut.

"A bunch of smart people doing dumb stuff" should have been the name of this movie.

@MilkoOfficialChannel

5 жыл бұрын

blaknite1 representing the average human groups. Pretty accurate. So the aliens can have an accurate image of what the Earth is now like. If you send nice people they would be pretty upset when they come to earth to visit us to find out.

@cheapassgamer7329

5 жыл бұрын

Only smart personel were those pilots.

@jev2867

5 жыл бұрын

Too smart for their own good, including the engineers.

@davidforbes4392

5 жыл бұрын

So true. My favorite smart person stupid moment is when the scientist breaks quarantine by removing his helmet. How stupid can a scientist be? Then it was compounded by allowing him back inside the ship. This kind of breakdown in logic just baffles me. Every landing ship (the size of Prometheus, at least) needs to have an isolation ward for such dumb-dumbs. Of course, that would have ruined the original Alien movie.

@HawnixArtistry

4 жыл бұрын

Actually my girlfriend came up with the idea that if this and Alien Covenant had just been called David's Big Adventure part 1 & 2, it would have been a lot better. I have to agree.

This is my favorite scene in Star Wars.

@chickenmcfly1657

5 жыл бұрын

Denzel Washington was definitely top tier, but I think Jean-Luc Picard a.k.a. The Engineer was even better in Star Wars.

@Caliyusangel226

5 жыл бұрын

Lol Idk why I'm laughing so hard at this.

@Reub3

5 жыл бұрын

yo don't forget about data. he seemed quite happy to be petted by the engineer.

@OpticBeatz

4 жыл бұрын

Bryan birdchest Callen it’s obviously Star Wars

@SuperNaturalselector

4 жыл бұрын

@Bryan birdchest Callen moron! Its absolutely Star Wars, its just the next generation one.

David was sneaky. Didn't translate everything. Alien didn't ask "why". it looked disgusted with Weylan and annoyed that such an inferior creature would question it.

@alexuwo

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicaretezeteticon6934 He really said that?

@captainfatbat9557

3 жыл бұрын

The engineer actually asked "why? what has he done to deserve immortality". I understand engineer speak, its an ancient language taught in kindergarden in my country.

@captainfatbat9557

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicaretezeteticon6934 You didn't got my joke. I understand.

@SecretAgentNigward

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicaretezeteticon6934 *yikes*

@karlali7155

3 жыл бұрын

@@captainfatbat9557 The only person that would laugh at that joke is the guy that is laughing at you, not at your joke!

Weyland: we are gods, and gods never die Also Weynald: *dies*

@brendan8114

3 жыл бұрын

Also the engineer: *dies later*

@XzaroX

3 жыл бұрын

A god has his reign, and then he dies. It's inevitable. Zeus, Ra, all of them "died". And so will Yahweh.

@AnikaJarlsdottr

3 жыл бұрын

Engineer: "Tell Me, do you bleed?"

@mistermonologue2442

3 жыл бұрын

@@XzaroX If Yahweh ever existed, it is already dead.

@joeyg1463

3 жыл бұрын

Weynald

Who the hell edited this. Edward Scissor hands?

@sebastiantablada3413

8 жыл бұрын

Lol

@alexlun4464

8 жыл бұрын

hahahahaha

@blipblop9094

8 жыл бұрын

+alicemckin lol, but in all seriousness its actually a deleted scene so the editing is not final.

@lewiscranston881

8 жыл бұрын

True.

@ICanSeeDaylight

8 жыл бұрын

My all time favorite KZread comment.

I think he was pissed because not one of them offered him a refreshing beverage.

@johnnyhb89

5 жыл бұрын

Probably wanted to be excused, so he could take a leak.

@c0t0d0s7

5 жыл бұрын

Gandalf the goat Or at least a Mentos. Being in stasis that long probably gave him death breath.

@phillyneveryoumind415

5 жыл бұрын

You damn hack.

@aaronrodgers5852

5 жыл бұрын

Wanna sprite cranberry

@Retrovorious

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, they were totally rude. Who taught you manners wayland?

Weyland: "I'm a god, and gods never die" Engineer: "Oh you don't die? Cool!" **hits Weyland with David's head** "Bro you a goddamn liar you're dying right now"

@anewf8724

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@parlor3115

2 жыл бұрын

Engineer is a frat bro

engineer: "Next time bring some croissant with coffee at least"

@jjtimmins1203

3 жыл бұрын

Weyland spoke in the interstellar language of douchebaggery.

@steviepigford2356

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@nathanevans1382

2 жыл бұрын

@That Tool You realise that EXACT story has been done a million God damn times, right?

Fassbender looks so happy when he's getting head rubs from the Engineer.

@adrianneji1234

8 жыл бұрын

+MegaShizer Yeah he is all like ''HARDER!!''

@boogie3718

8 жыл бұрын

+Adrian Nicollas xD

@AnthonySforza

8 жыл бұрын

+MegaShizer Well... to be fair, he was idolizing them, like he was going to turn on Weiland. Given that his statement to the Engineer was "This man has lived a long life... but he selfishly wants more."

@druidboy76

5 жыл бұрын

Hoboharry i would too. I bet that engineer has one big ass dick

@katiebayliss9887

5 жыл бұрын

druidboy76 But does David have a mangina?

The second time, that engineer didn't need a translation. Says a lot about the cognitive skills. Very subtle

@chris714n83yh1

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe he had some sort of Bio-AI-Language-system in his symbiotic-Biosuit and and used it to access the language of his failed creation...

@ZenMonkeyGod

3 жыл бұрын

You don't need to understand the words to deduce wanton arrogance.

@CarmenGarcia-mn7gh

3 жыл бұрын

@Frithlethrend I don't think he would need a very long time to recognise a human and the exactly thing they were supposed to be in charge to destroy

@devintariel3769

3 жыл бұрын

He may have already known the proto-indo-european language and pieced it together quite quickly.

@rod253

3 жыл бұрын

@@chris714n83yh1 no

A MOVIE JUST ABOUT THE ENGINEERS WOULD HAVE BEEN GOOD, MADE APOCALYPTO STYLE.

@thephilosopher7173

3 жыл бұрын

That's legitimately a brilliant idea

@imcallingjapan2178

3 жыл бұрын

Only if at the end Mel Gibson and his people show up, says "We are directors, we worship God, and Jesus died for you" and the engineer beats him to death with a robot head

@sumalx

3 жыл бұрын

I was actually disappointed to the sequel to this, I thought it would follow to the planet of the engineers.. Not only they killed the main character but they also turn the movie full alien again.. Mhhh

@robertlaw4073

3 жыл бұрын

Killing off their race off screen was just enough for me to decide that I was wrong when I thought Alien Resurrection was the lowest way to establish a plot continuity between films (i.e., Hi Ripley, we just brought you back from the dead!)

@roterfuchs8201

3 жыл бұрын

@@robertlaw4073 We dont need another ripley either in these new crappy movies, the alien concept is stronger than that. The human characters are the weakest and least interesting part of the new prequels.

*"And Gods never die"* *Engineer: Ugh... I'm going back to sleepy.*

@artemorekhov8040

2 жыл бұрын

Cue credits. No Covenant.

Pretty sure David said "AvP was better than Alien" before the Engineer went ape shit

@alfiezenith527

8 жыл бұрын

Haha

@KikBlava

8 жыл бұрын

+De Morte Tape To be fair though, this film felt very similar to the first AVP in terms of structure and story. XD

@skinnyman

8 жыл бұрын

KikBlava yeah but it wasn't nearly as childish or stupid

@drakejones1017

8 жыл бұрын

Funny how this movie is almost a copy of AVP

@skinnyman

8 жыл бұрын

Drake Jones um...how?

david says 'This man is here because he does not want to die. He believes you can give him more life.'

@iamcleaver6854

8 жыл бұрын

/ida hmanəm aɪ kja namṛtuh zdɛ:taha/…/ghʷɪvah-pjorn-ɪttham sas da:tṛ kredah/

@Fiilis1

5 жыл бұрын

Yup, that is the way you say no thank you.

@ShadicgunMan

4 жыл бұрын

1-up

@juansolo1617

3 жыл бұрын

Bludgeoning people with the head of an android is a greeting

Weyland : I am also a God. I created perfection. Engineer : Proceeds to examine the creation, not happy with the quality of build material and structural rigidity of the head portion.

@DeltaDanner

3 жыл бұрын

“Perfection, huh? That’s really cool, little buddy! I’m so pr-“ *feels small dent* 1:32

@gaecynt4687

3 жыл бұрын

That's what you get if you let chinese build your stuff.

@captainfatbat9557

3 жыл бұрын

@@gaecynt4687 If it was chinese made it probably wouldn't have reached the new planet.

@balazsfonnyadt1903

Жыл бұрын

A true engineer indeed.

@danyleon4870

Жыл бұрын

Customer complaint, engineer style

Weyland: “We are superior..” Engineer: “And I Took that Personally”

@theone-tg4ey

8 ай бұрын

kek

Weyland : "I want to be immortal." Engineer : "I'm about to end this man's career."

@davidhatcher7016

4 жыл бұрын

Yup

@KneelB4Bacon

4 жыл бұрын

Here's the question I want answered: you finally meet your creators and learn that they want to KILL YOU. That's a profound, terrifying idea. A much more interesting idea. Who cares that Weyland want's more life? That's such a terrible writing decision.

@Psevdokranos

4 жыл бұрын

@@KneelB4Bacon Weyland is a cabal paranoid and greedy prick, deserved to extinct anyway. There could be more questions to the engineer than just this immortan joe shit.

@MischaVladimir

4 жыл бұрын

Such a shit overvomited joke... how come Americans aren’t tired of it yet? Smh

@k.t.1641

4 жыл бұрын

Mischa Vladimir Americans? Nice assumption. Just as much an idiot as the others....

Engineer: "Ouaargh nold! Eeda mal yoo gutt darg gaarths deaaamn!" Weyland: "What did he say?" David: "He asks: 'Why?' " Am I the only one to doubt the accuracy/completeness of this translation?

@luuk341

4 жыл бұрын

That is because the actual translation is approximately: " And what makes this one so great that he deserves this?" David is therefore actually correct in his translation, though it is incomplete This scene was supposed to have subtitles originally, but one of the directors felt it took away from the scene in some way so they left them out.

@viperakmal

4 жыл бұрын

Which made the movie has lots of unanswered questiom to the point tye movie became obsolete and... Unwatchable... At least that's how I felt. Not to mention that heroine who gave birth the Alien after watching the engineer tried to kill her and everyone. Still wanted to go to the Engineer's world which I can only imagine that... She died upon entering the atmosphere being shot down by them... 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@JenGM24

4 жыл бұрын

@@viperakmal yea.

@NarasimhaDiyasena

4 жыл бұрын

luuk341 that director took the context out of the scene along with it. Unfortunate.

@TheGuruStud

4 жыл бұрын

@@viperakmal don't watch the sequel. It's even more tarded.

The Engineer doesnt fully understand Weyland's response. When he touches David's head, he realises he is not human but an android. Realising the mockery humans have made of life, the Engineer becomes angry.

@Kyle-mz8ng

3 жыл бұрын

Ironically, this universe is shared with Blade Runner, where decades prior humans DID grow synthetic humans, but they proved too rebellious, leading to their destruction and replacement by androids like David.

@serbanindigo689

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kyle-mz8ng Source?

@ItsButterBean1020

3 жыл бұрын

Nah Blade Runner shares themes and an aesthetic but officially its separate

@yaboiii64

3 жыл бұрын

@@ItsButterBean1020 not so fast good sir you might want to investigate the blu ray or click craigs link captioned "According to a bonus feature on the new Steelbook Blu-ray edition of Prometheus the answer is a confirmed yes, there is a connection between the Weyland Corporation and Blade Runner’s Tyrell Corporation [click the link to view], and proof that Blade Runner and the Alien movies take place within the same universe. This is something we’ve been speculating about since before Prometheus was released, thanks to a couple of videos released back in April." lazy boy.

@ItsButterBean1020

3 жыл бұрын

@@yaboiii64 I’m aware of that stuff I’m saying the actual franchise heads at Fox and the guy behind the Alien ROG consider the series separate, albeit with non canon Easter eggs

The irony of all of this is that Weyland already achieved a form of immortality. Even years after his death his descendants and company continue to venture into stupid wasteful projects and expeditions.

@vasiliypupkin3239

5 ай бұрын

And 300 years later his company has been bought by Wal-mart

@Gadget-Walkmen

4 ай бұрын

Weyland is meant to be the ultimate cold-pragmatic hubris figure of the franchise and alongside his company long after so it makes sense that HE want's immortality to live forever as he and his company as always put themselves and their greed over everyone else, ever since the first Alien film. But I wouldn't AT ALL call EVERYTHING that Weyland-Yutani corporation has done is "stUpID" or "wASteFuL" in the slightest as some of their projects and expeditions HAVE been helpful for the better meant of humankind, that's why it's such a successful company, the company HAS made tech and advancements that's saved and helped ALOT of people, that's why so many people trust them, at first, and want to work for the company.

@Gadget-Walkmen

4 ай бұрын

@@vasiliypupkin3239 Funny thing and jokes aside, that's an extremely likely chance Weyland-Yuatani actually bought out Wal-mart. That's a crazy thought to realize, huh. lol

@waltonsimons12

3 ай бұрын

@@vasiliypupkin3239 Walmart-Yutani

@birdman6427

2 ай бұрын

​@@vasiliypupkin3239 correct nothing last forever.

The engineer basically told him to check his privilege

@michaelpena9560

8 жыл бұрын

lol

@lazygizmo

8 жыл бұрын

+Chris Ashton You actually use that word? Jesus christ man...

@TheFukaro

8 жыл бұрын

lazy gizmo Fuck no I was using it as a joke. In fact, I fucking hate that word more than you think lol

@EclipseSound

8 жыл бұрын

+Chris Ashton engineers purge that word from their vocabulary and other forms of non-objectivism, mental whims milions years ago.

@coryboy345

8 жыл бұрын

PC planet earth brah!!!

When you think about it, the Engineer is perfectly justified in his rampage against them. Think about it, we can already guess that he knows that one of his own kind sacrificed themself to create Humanity. He wakes up thousands of years later to see how things are going yet not even five minutes he realises how badly his people f*cked up creating Humanity. He hears witnesses them beating their underlings just for asking questions. He leanrs they only woke him up to learn immortality (which as someone else pointed out in this comment section, is blasphemy to the Engineer as his people accept death and even make rituals out of sacrificing themselves to birth new species). But above all else he hears one of these puny little creatures, who even he can see is one step away from croaking compare itself to him and that it's a God simply because it managed to create a robot in it's image. So as far he's concerned, Humanity has proved to be a failed experiment that needs to be corrected.

@Guru

4 жыл бұрын

Damn that’s truth

@halolime117

4 жыл бұрын

Almost had a stroke reading this

@MagmaProductions1948

4 жыл бұрын

@@halolime117 lol can't tell if that's a compliment or not?

@statinskill

4 жыл бұрын

When you think about it, it was stupid to just let him get up like that in the first place. I'm sure the entire conversation would have gone differently if that engineer had woken up nude spread-eagled in shackles with ivlines attached with his arms and legs spread and his head in a pet scanner. He'd wake up to that and then just go through days of medical testing, collecting samples, shocking parts of his brains etc. while otherwise completely ignoring him. After a liver biopsy every other day and a catheter to collect urine and something in his ass to investigate his colon, no food, no water besides limited IV nutrition, bright lights, sleep deprivation etc. he's ready for the interrogation. The cardinal error was to worship these people when they should have been viewed as research.

@cr35t23

4 жыл бұрын

@@statinskill They should have made steaks out of him instead.

Weyland: “Dude, you got fire watch.” *Immediately gets wrecked*

@geraace11

3 жыл бұрын

that red lens always made me angry

@bloodstripeleatherneck1941

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@aaronmorris7650

3 жыл бұрын

Oh hell naw

@iconicDeya

3 жыл бұрын

1:50am *buddy shakes you like a dead baby* “duuuude you got EC in 10 minutes!!”

@stayheartless9919

3 жыл бұрын

I felt this.

Winston: "When someone asks if you're a god, you say YES!" Engineer: [ *Rips the Ghostbusters heads off.* ]

@blairbuskirk5460

3 жыл бұрын

The line is "when a woman asks if you are a god, you say yes!"

He's not so bad, once you get to know him

@alexlexusZXpredator

5 жыл бұрын

hiephoi058 lmfao

@Ap-nv1hk

5 жыл бұрын

Matrix quote

@plaukai4lifet620

5 жыл бұрын

Say's Pedo Bear

@maipad3186

4 жыл бұрын

Aaaaaaashahahahahahahah

@TheAbyssalPeregrine

3 жыл бұрын

i would like but the numbers dont lie ;)

the engineer looks surprised when he sees humans and even more fascinated when hears David talk to him.

@hobanagerik

4 жыл бұрын

Eduardo Mendez He was probably quite insulted, and angry and the impudence. That they should compare themselves to him.

@NorHeadHunter

4 жыл бұрын

@@hobanagerik While he was insulted by their arrogance, I think it wasn't because Weyland compared himself to the engineer, but because he saw himself as a God and deserving of immortality. The engineers seemed to accept death as part of the cycle of life and to deny it would be to corrupt the natural order of things. Or at least, that is what I got out of it.

@annehaight9963

4 жыл бұрын

@@NorHeadHunter I think it was established that although the Engineers can live for thousands of years, they are not immortal.

@NorHeadHunter

4 жыл бұрын

@@annehaight9963 The first scene in the movie is an engineer giving his life to seed a planet, probably earth, establishing the cycle of life, or whatever.

@danceroftheborealvalley3403

4 жыл бұрын

Grok Fractal you don’t effing get it the engineer killed them because he saw humanity hasn’t changed they are still violent when the man hits shaw

"We are gods!" "So you have chosen ALIVEN'T"

That Alien dude was going to get super pissed no matter what was said.

@derpderp8440

3 жыл бұрын

Not really, had they said anything but immortality they woulda gotten something else, also what sealed their fate was watching that guard hurt that women and the look of shock pretty much convinced him that humanity is a failure, and proceeds to wipe them all out.

@buyerofsorts

3 жыл бұрын

@@derpderp8440 Oh right. The alien dude was just so pissed that someone wanted more life because he just can't understand such a concept. Whats funny is you act like you know exactly how those guys think. lol.

@jacksonblack9408

3 жыл бұрын

Dude had the hangover of all hangovers, and no one had any glasses of juice at the ready. Of course heads were gonna roll

@sharrybaythompson1935

3 жыл бұрын

well what Derp Derp said made sense because those "aliens" sacrificed themselves to create humans but then humans started killing each other. This pissed off the gods so they wanted to wipe humanity for their actions. To see that that man hit the woman definitely didnt look good when asking for immortality.

@buyerofsorts

3 жыл бұрын

@@sharrybaythompson1935 But those aliens don't look to gentle themselves. I can see that big dude beating on his alien wife when he gets back home. He's very quick to anger.

I wish someone would give us a couple of films about the engineers. They are absolutely fascinating.

@entombedmachine

2 жыл бұрын

I am sure we'll get there eventually lol

@khatdragon7694

2 жыл бұрын

Not really. They remind me of past Europeans and Spaniards.

@khatdragon7694

2 жыл бұрын

@@koreyb why because they made something ? They were on their way to wipe out an entire planet for disagreeing with their ways. Engineers are no different from any other war mongering species. O wanna see the yautja kick their arses.

@suddenimpulse030

2 жыл бұрын

Ridley Scott has lost his talent so idk if its likely.

@butthand4342

2 жыл бұрын

@@khatdragon7694 Who are fascinating.

"We are different, we are gods, and gods never die" Cut to his youthful creation still living after having its head ripped off

@donm-tv8cm

3 жыл бұрын

Best thing that ever happened to him. He should have been left that way.

"we are Gods. And Gods will never die" Proceeds to kill him. Me: *ironic*

@BioHazGuy

3 жыл бұрын

Palpatines voice is all i hear.

@detroitbecomehorny7119

3 жыл бұрын

@@BioHazGuy, 24/7

@steviepigford2356

3 жыл бұрын

Haha yeah

Weyland: And gods never die Engineer: Youre right, they dont.

Note to self: If I ever meet an alien being who's species possibly created all of humanity...don't refer to myself as GOD.

@Sei783

3 жыл бұрын

"Ray, when someone asks if you're a god, you say YES!"

@corvardus

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sei783 Ah that's where he got it wrong. He just proclaimed himself a God. He wasn't asked.

@zhishan6230

3 жыл бұрын

@Backstage Bum No, it's when someone asks if you are a god, then you say 'yes' ;-)

@aortunoj

3 жыл бұрын

Law Dorherty Thats the funniest shit ive heard haha

@robertwatson6880

3 жыл бұрын

Note 1 to self does an xeno species really have a translation or understand of monotheism concept , Note 2 never tell a larger species that you are never dying ,They may just call your bluff . Note 3 if we share same dna it does not mean they created humans in any way ,doctor Shaw confused this as evidence for her belief in monotheism , We are not created by them they are us derp.

The next time someone asks if you're a god you say YES

@mrrictus

7 жыл бұрын

LOL

@RIZEorDIE

5 жыл бұрын

Alright this engineer is toast!

@nurbsenvi

5 жыл бұрын

Ghost Busters reference?

@staticfrequency2250

5 жыл бұрын

GO GET'ER RAY!

@promnightdumpsterbaby9553

5 жыл бұрын

Perfect 😂

For an engineer to be woke up by humans only means devastating things to happen. All the trespassing and warnings signs was ignored.

@theone-tg4ey

8 ай бұрын

this

This scene is a perfect reason why you should BE HUMBLE especially when coming in contact with a highly advanced alien race.

lol ... that odd moment when some one wakes you up early and starts demanding stuff from you....

@TheLottolandus

3 жыл бұрын

@Roy G Biv Lol, same for me.

Imagine being asleep for 2000 years and the last thing you remember is your crew getting massacred by aliens and you're going to be in that sleep pod potentially for ever. Then you are woken by a group of midgets who shove a robot in your face and demand eternal life because they made a hunk of mental be able to talk. All this without even having a drink!

@adreanmarantz2103

2 жыл бұрын

This what happens when you bother someone before they've had coffee.

Engineer:”I’m finally awake! Is this a sequel to Alien?” David:”Nope, prequel...” Engineer:”.....”

Engineer: Do NOT disturb me before my coffee.

He asked "Why ?" Bullshit he did. He was talking for two to three sentences. That sounded more like a statement then a question.

@neillmedia8316

8 жыл бұрын

+TheTruthIsGonnaHurt Well he probably said something like 'Why would you want to become a god' etc and David just simplified it.

@warrenangub7729

8 жыл бұрын

correct.

@krn2487

7 жыл бұрын

David cleary is lying.

@kalebbruwer

7 жыл бұрын

+Jerikoh O'Cru no wonder david's head ended up on the floor. The engineer didn't want to hear him translate again

@mkruger3852

7 жыл бұрын

haha

Weyland: we are gods, we never die. Engineer: let's put your name to the test.

@MrKrinkelz

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair it was probably in a lost translation he could've heard this old man is an immortal and cannot die the engineer was in shock and tried to prove it

@theone-tg4ey

8 ай бұрын

lul

That's one way to deal with your laptop when your code isn't compiling. Truly an engineer!

@theone-tg4ey

8 ай бұрын

kek

Can't be the only one who still wants a sequel. There's so much potential in this world. I loved the overall tone of the movie and thought it was really special.

@RendyArdyansyah

Жыл бұрын

Alien Covenant?

The engineer looks like handsome squidward

@haloman1024

8 жыл бұрын

true

@matanchen6688

8 жыл бұрын

+Sebastian Tablada haha

@Yodelinthegully.-

8 жыл бұрын

That is too funny!!!!!!! LMFAO!

@pizzaface117

8 жыл бұрын

+JK Wong In soviet Paradise, engineer finds you (meh, i tried:/)

@DORC101

8 жыл бұрын

LOOOOL

I think it is really telling how the engineer didn’t attack outright. I also like to think that the moment he felt David he could tell he wasn’t human

@peoplez129

Жыл бұрын

He didn't attack outright because it was obvious time had passed and he didn't know if things had changed. Seeing humans at his pod, he needed answers, and he got them pretty fast. Firstly, he knew his kind never came for him, meaning something went wrong. And secondly, he realized humans were never bestowed the teachings and guidance of the engineers, as Weyland's behavior made that clear. He also saw them wearing what were clearly space suits, indicating they had traveled there through space, rather than just colonizing the planet. So he knew he was alone, facing some kind of small human party that traveled there by space ship. He may have not even attacked them at all if they said they simply found the place and revived him out of curiosity. But if he had gotten back to the engineer home world, he may have reported the failure of his mission, which may have resulted in either another ambassador sent to earth, or another attack ship sent to earth to wipe out humanity. So even if he had let them live for the time being and went on his merry way, it wouldn't have necessarily saved humanity from being a target.

If Weyland was that clever, he'd have made an andriod body that he could transplant his brain into.

@WillytheKing

3 жыл бұрын

Lol he should have invented that instead of David 😂

@sttate

3 жыл бұрын

I mean that's not going to stop his brain from dying of old age.

@Neo-Midgar

3 жыл бұрын

Then he could've created bio-androids to exact his revenge on earth's greatest fighters, including one that would eat the others to achieve it's perfect form. 🤣

@DrakeOola

3 жыл бұрын

@@aaronthebarbaric7733 ok

@itubeutubewealltube1

3 жыл бұрын

actually, he should just modify his own genetic code so he could live forever and never grow old. Hell, they had one experimental deaging experiment a couple years ago which deaged everyone in the group by a couple of years on the genetic level. And scientists have already deaged very old mice... Kind of weird to go in this direction... Aging is not going to be a problem in the future, so it never should of been the reason walen did all this , it should of just been arrogance or pride. Aging is not a deadly sin.

To be fair, we can all be a bit like that first thing in the morning when someone starts talking to you before you've had a chance to drink your first coffee.

The Engineer is offended by David's existence because it is an affront to his role as creator. He sees Weyland's act of creating David as total arrogance, you know, saying, how dare this guy think he's anywhere near my level.

@eliasmccain1639

7 жыл бұрын

He didn't understand last reply of Waylend. David didn't translate it.

@AriochMs

7 жыл бұрын

still, that's the same explanation I got from that scene [ paraller to PZ] Anyway, I tend to think, that he somehow, managed to contrive a meaning, from the moment he steps out of that hybenration coccoon, he seems to be adjusting quite well, to the outside conditions. . . How difficult would it be for him, to 'comprehend' their language intonations Q: I somehow think, that the language of the Engineer, sounds a lot like danish, or some S European language.. Do the rest of U agree? I can make harshly a few words

@Rickuo

7 жыл бұрын

He speaks Proto-Indo-European.

@AriochMs

7 жыл бұрын

Well . i've seen Eliade's script, from Copolla's visualisation [youth without youth] but it's really nothing, like it Anyway nice try

@mARd8814

7 жыл бұрын

it actually sounds even like farsi to me, and yes, it also sounds scandinavian. Proto Indo European must have sounded like that

Weyland: I wish to be immortal. The Engineer: So, you have chosen *death.*

@PresidentialWinner

3 жыл бұрын

For once this fits

@easteregg6355

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣😹😹😹

Dude I like the reaction of the engineer when David starts speaking his language. His like wtf! He speaks the language of the Gods😂😂😂

It’s honestly sad to see how much they cut out of the movie. It would have been longer, but it would have been a masterpiece instead of some confusing mess that no one really remembers.

David said: “Fortnite is better than Minecraft” And things escalated from there

@demiladeelegushi8439

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 bro

@leostormdryke9036

4 жыл бұрын

Im gonna be db for no reason and say the truth: Red Dead is better than both

@starchild.P

4 жыл бұрын

How do you even compare the two... like what sense does this comment make

@bensadfleck9972

4 жыл бұрын

@@starchild.P "fortnite bad, minecraft good, give me likes"

@exu7325

3 жыл бұрын

I swear "forTnITe BaD MineCrAFt GoOD" is the millenials' equivalent of boomers' "PhOnE bAD BOOk goOd".

those scientists were arrogant and obnoxious, who do they think they are barging in like that and asking for eternal life without saying hello,good day and ask the engineer how's it going etc. For such smart educated people they sure do not know common decency. They had it coming.

@scottrowland2478

5 жыл бұрын

ArnoldFTW97 yes they did

@paulpap1337

5 жыл бұрын

He seems friendly when he hears the android speaking his language, from my point of view he is disappointed by Weyland's request.

@shanehughes3511

5 жыл бұрын

@strike4able because they establish at some point in the film that humans were scene as a mistake in their creation. They wanted to kill us all. So they were supposed to be on their way to wipe out early earth society but never did. When thus engineer woke up he seen humans had transitioned from hunter gatherers to interstellar beings. So he knew he was sleeping for a long time and was very pissed that they were still alive. When they immediately made contact and begun to ask about eternal life and ruling the universe he figured that we were still as primitive as ever and decided to carry out the mission to kill us all himself before we become a threat to either them or all of the galaxy. We are kids cruel kids with technology beyond our intelligence and too stubborn to be kept around. Wayland was probably the worst representation to make contact on behalf of mankind, with a race that already hated us. And David being a robot and crazy only made first contact far worse

@KneelB4Bacon

5 жыл бұрын

@@shanehughes3511 THIS is the question I wanted an answer to. This film doesn't answer the most important questions in it, which are Shaw's "Why do you hate us? Why do you want to kill us?" Those questions are literally the only thing that matters once we learn that the Engineer's ship contains bio-weapons meant for Earth. Who CARES that Weyland wants more life? That's such a terrible writing decision. Why are we answering the wrong question here? (answer: Damon Lindelof) Here's the question I want answered. You finally meet you creators and learn that they want to KILL YOU. That's a profound, terrifying idea. A much more interesting idea.

@EliteRock

5 жыл бұрын

_"Why are we answering the wrong question here? (answer: Damon Lindelof)."_ Ain't that the truth. I just can't understand why Lindelof keeps getting lucrative gigs. He's no writer, so he must have one hell of a talent for self-promotion (which makes him a jumped-up salesman, I guess). Of course he's not the only mediocrity getting away with this sh!t, not by a long shot.

Pretty cool to the see the engineer and David team up to take on Welyend. Two handed maces with bite damage are hard to come by.

"We are gods, and gods never die!" Weyland is hugely inspired by Nietzsche, even quotes Thus Spoke Zarathustra in the 2023 Ted Talk scene. But this scene shows he was a common Nietzsche fanatic who got off on the grandiosity of Thus Spoke Zarathustra and never made it to reading Twilight of the Idols...

Reason he was so upset is because David asked "Are you wearing clothes or are you the clothes?"

@thatguyjohnny8235

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooo bruh thanks my roomate probably thinks im crazy bc i just BUST out laughing at this shit in my room

@CarmenGarcia-mn7gh

3 жыл бұрын

Best comment I'd read this month

@user-vj2rl7to4j

Жыл бұрын

Kkkkkkkkkk

The irony of this scene...... (The Creator) of an unknown Creator killing (Their Creation) with (The Creation of their Creation)

@MastaSmack

5 жыл бұрын

Well, it had to happen eventually over the span of eternity.

@RakaZet

5 жыл бұрын

can u explain my brain is stuck

@jacklangford2121

5 жыл бұрын

RakaZet - Black Squad the engineer created Humans humans created the robot people. The engineer who created the people uses the people’s creation (the robot) to kill the robots creator

@charleystinson8989

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@boutek

5 жыл бұрын

@@RakaZet If you don't get I then think it'd be better for you to just forget about it and watch Teletubbies instead.

One of the most underrated unbelievable movies ever.

@lionstigersbearsohmyanimal6741

3 жыл бұрын

@QuIgYx your opinion is yours. The next movie was shit. But that’s fine you don’t agree

@lionstigersbearsohmyanimal6741

3 жыл бұрын

@QuIgYx wrong for you not for me. You see people can disagree and still be right in their own eyes it sucks you didn’t like it but that won’t stop me from trying to get people to like it. You just wanna argue because u want to be right and I honestly don’t care if you think I’m wrong your opinion won’t change the fact that this movie is great for what it is.

"We are creators we are Gods and Gods never die" Engineer : " wait a minute "

@anjhindul

3 жыл бұрын

Na, I think the Engineer said "Hold my Beer"

@easteregg6355

Жыл бұрын

Wait a minute... Who are you??

The whole killing Weyland with his own creation thing went over my head at first

@IRussian007

2 жыл бұрын

Judging by little likes, Id say so did it with everyone else, me too.

@miming3679

Жыл бұрын

Specifically this comment is so undderated

@fuckyoutube4398

Жыл бұрын

@@pop.reactionz you'll never get ahead in life if everyone spoon feeds you.

@the_infinexos

Жыл бұрын

Sadly, it did not go over Weyland's

the engineer said, " puts some RESPECK on my name". :)

@blueeyeswhitedragon9569

8 жыл бұрын

lol

@DelPiero2004

7 жыл бұрын

its 1am and I just had a laugh attack and now my wife is upset

@keiko909

5 жыл бұрын

I ain't gonna tell you no mo!

@thefrogeats2428

5 жыл бұрын

clobbyhops 😂😂

David: Weyland loves GOT season 8

It always starts with a gentle hand somewhere on the face. That's how you start a violent act. Bane and Engineer proved it.

says a bunch of angry words and apparently he just asked "why"

@BATCHARRO

8 жыл бұрын

He cussed untranslatable slang, maybe?

@jasonmuniz8802

7 жыл бұрын

I think the robot was telling him something else

@Xenotaris

5 жыл бұрын

maybe David was paraphrasing?

@dickvandyke5573

5 жыл бұрын

“Explain yourself - why would you ask such a thing of me? Which means “why?”

@paulpap1337

5 жыл бұрын

I think the Engi asks "What makes a man think he deserves such thing?"

He should of been a bit more subtle about his bid to become a god. Stupid humans and their greed.

@TheGravitalEmpire

8 жыл бұрын

It wasn't about greed. It was about the will to survive.

@adelshamsutdinov4910

8 жыл бұрын

+TheGravitalEmpire only generations will survive in our dimension

@abbroadcast2842

8 жыл бұрын

+TheGravitalEmpire to survive after the lifespan is greed

@liamroberts7512

8 жыл бұрын

+TheGravitalEmpire Yes, he was a very old man, but rather than just being content and accepting death, he was afraid to die and fought against it. His desire to keep on living no matter the cost all came out in his final moments, but it was this fear and weakness that cost him. Really, the mission was bound to go tits up in the first place, especially where very limited contact with the Engineers is concerned. The whole crew didn't really expect what they'd find and that fact ended up causing their deaths

@HaroldHz

8 жыл бұрын

Aren't you human too? Hehe.. Stupid.

the speech /voice with the echo from the Engeener is incredible good

"Traveled through space to wake me up with this silly little talk?"

This should've stayed it explains so much more

David: "You look like handsome squidward." Engineer: *Rips head off*

-What he said? ... -"Not even a coffee first?" Head gets ripped

This clip nothing to lose our head over.

Puny god.

The Engineer was like: "The fuck ?!?! You wanna be a God ?!?!?!" *Rips David's head off and hits Wayland with it* "Fuck outta here !!!"

@joshbranann8775

8 жыл бұрын

+Christopher O'Neil The corporate old man was a like a pharisee and this scene should've been kept in as it explains the film better, even though the film is programming for the masses.

@gozinta82

8 жыл бұрын

+josh branann Programming for the masses?

"Why couldn't they get an old man.. to play an old man?" ... too right, James. That makeup looks so incredibly bad. It's one of those decisions you just look at and go "what where they thinking?"

@Gencoil

3 жыл бұрын

I can sort of buy it, though. He's unnaturally old, since he's used the very best technology and medicine that money can buy to keep himself alive longer.

@ravenmccraven5208

3 жыл бұрын

Or Snorting.

@jeremybarker2542

3 жыл бұрын

I think the reason they used make up is because they do show him a lot younger in covenant.

@aaronc6586

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gencoil One hundred fifty maybe?

@russhurst6730

3 жыл бұрын

Cameron has answered this often asked question in an in-depth interview about the film and series. This decision was made when they, the studio and producers, had plans to not only open the film using the cut Weyland Ted-Talk but also because of future plans on sequal films featuring the actor (Damn name completely escapes me right now) playing the role in far greater depth. His reasoning was it would keep the character of Weyland consistent in speech, appearance, and mannerism. Personally, I loved the film and really thought the make to be damn good.

"You know, i'm something of an engineer myself"

The engineer speaking would have made way more sense then him just going into a blind frenzy of rage

@catherineshaw1122

2 жыл бұрын

His silence preserves tension and mystery. They could be functioning entirely by telepathy and don't have need of spoken language.

The engineer said "You will respect my autoritah!"

Well. If a couple of strangers wake me up from my sleep and start asking stupid questions, I'd snap too.

Now the scene makes sense. The movie had cutout the aliens dialogue

Weyland: talk to him David: my friend here wants to see your genitals

@feos1830

4 жыл бұрын

Nesler Nesler Engineer: you traveled this far just to see my shloong!?😂

1:30 When you dont have a pommel handy to end him rightly.

@spiralinglight

5 жыл бұрын

metamorphicorder the skull is the pommel of a God

@JoeyCentral

5 жыл бұрын

metamorphicorder lol FH reference 😂

@metamorphicorder

5 жыл бұрын

Joey Central more of a skallagrim reference. Which is what FH was referencing.

@JoeyCentral

5 жыл бұрын

Doubt it

@metamorphicorder

5 жыл бұрын

Joey Central you doubt that i meant it as a skallagrim reference or that they got the idea from his video? Yt search end them rightly. Watch the videos.

When I watched this movie when I was a bit younger, from start to finish I didn't have a clue what the hell was going on.

... and David said, “I swear I DVR’d Masterchef for you, but this old geezer *points to old geezer* recorded over it with Antiques Roadshow! I was like, WTF!? But the old geezer said ‘Damn son I play by my own rules now!’... and that’s honestly why we’re here.”

Maybe David has his own agenda and said something else to the engineer not what weyland asked him to.....

@williamtimonen6814

8 жыл бұрын

+weirdshibainu in the subtitled version he reacts on Wayland talking about immortality, and how if they were immortal tthey would never had to create humans in the first place.

@AnthonySforza

8 жыл бұрын

+weirdshibainu Oh yea, David definitely had his own agenda.

@tnbn55

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah. David was on Weyland's leash in a way, and had to follow his commands, maybe making him incapable of physically taking Weyland out himself. Remember right before this scene, David asks Shaw something like "don't all children want their parents to die?" David had mastered everything the old father had to teach him, plus the knowledge he gained from the Engineer's ship.

@weirdshibainu

8 жыл бұрын

+TN BN Or maybe he said "kill all humans "

@AnthonySforza

8 жыл бұрын

weirdshibainu Jajajaja... that's what I dream about at night. "Hey baby do you want to kill all humans, too?"

"why are you here.. why are you on my ship" the engineers first greeting I guess?

@bigdumbandkindascared5181

8 жыл бұрын

to elaborate, he says "Val" or "Var" I don't know he says it twice, I think this either means "why" or is simply a questioning term, or it means "you" in some way or another, that makes me think their language works similar to the order the English language is put in, and is probably demanding to know "why are you here why are you in my place/ship/on this planet" all we're told is he wants to know why they're there

@bigdumbandkindascared5181

8 жыл бұрын

the second part of his speech is a lot more confusing, again we're I only told that he's asking why, but he doesn't say "Val/Var" whatever it is, so that might be a word specific to location and not meaning? I don't know I'm not a linguist, but the way he's gesturing is like "what do you mean? We are not equal, you are a project"

@SuperGman117

4 жыл бұрын

@@bigdumbandkindascared5181 You can look up Proto-Indo-European if you're curious. That's the language they used for this movie.

This movie was ahead of its time

We need more movies like this! 😭