'Grabbed their phasers' - BEAM ME UP SOLO!

If only Disney wasn't in charge, this would make a GREAT horror movie. 😂

"Look sir, phasers"

"Grabbed their phasers" as I keep thinking of the voice he's using is similar to Patrick Stewarts lol. So then I listened to this imagining Picard talking about this as an ancient tale or something.

Someone should do this that knows the difference between a BLASTER and a PHASER. #STARTREKWARS

Death Troopers creepy book but awesome.

At one point it was said that Chewbacca didn’t know who shot first, Han, or him…I was thinking ‘Chewie, you silly Wookie, we all know Han was shooting first’ This is amazing story…

@1:03 and the troopers grabbed their "Phasers" FAIL

@willyjakob8630

5 ай бұрын

lol, yep!

@fett713akamandodragon5

5 ай бұрын

Came here to look for this or post it, the red shirts then boarded the bird of prey....lol!

If they ever make a battlefront 3 I hope this it’s a gamemode

ChatGPT would make the phase mistake..

Since when does SW have PHASERS? noone else hearing this?

@STSWB5SG1FAN

5 ай бұрын

I did. Really no one else noticed or cared. 🙄🙄🙄

Imagine a narrator with the ability to utilize different voices for different characters and to actually project a sense of authority reading this or even better having a few individuals with talents reading the story essentially making it a radio drama

@andrewlockhart481

4 ай бұрын

youd like the audio book, its amazing

Phasers? Don’t you mean blasters?

This is such a great story, the narration and the manner in which you told it was rly amazing.... my man, as someone who listens to creepy pasta narrations or audiobooks (like for Warhammers and such) this was GREAT, keep it up ;)

phasers, face palms!

besides the few errors which are insignificant in comparison to the amount of entertainment....ill just simply say let's see what else ya got because this, as others said, was very interesting

"EVEN IN DEATH we serve the Emperor!"

These are great. Great voice. Please make more! You’ve only put out three videos and have good views.

More, MORE!

This is amazing. Narration voice and accent is killer. Art and graphics are phenomenal. Please upload more.

Nurgle meets Star Wars

@tomtripp5417

3 ай бұрын

For the emperor? Wait, I’m not even sure 🤷‍♂️

@jazzyjaytee9961

3 ай бұрын

ahh yes, the Great Unclean One!

Wouldn't it be great if they made a film of this?

Thanks for your best attempt at narrating this story. No dang wonder why Han was hesitant to pay back Jabba right before a New Hope.😎💙💚♥️🖤😎

I would like for these stories to keep happening they are so great . Force Be With Us always .

Instantly subscribed.

Star Wars meets Resident Evil. Awesome narration.

Phasers.... Phasers???? The hell man! There be no phasers in Star Wars!! Blrugleblargh!

A Phaser I see you carry the weapon of a Jedi 😂

Entertaining but Zahara becomes Zachary for some reason, and when you call Han Khan, that's just a lazy cross franchise insert.😂 Love it.

@Derio

5 ай бұрын

🤣

I love Star Wars zombies so awesome and crazy

“WE ARE THE BLACKWING, LOWER YOUR SHEILD AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIPS, YOU WILL BE INFECTED. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!”

"Skinny-Dipping Kale." 🤔🤫

Good content

21:16 "Zachary" lmao

Oh the original death trooper program

Star Wars, A Zombie Story.

his Phaser at the ready?? how about blaster..

Death Troopers was a good listen

the narrator voice is so good 👍

They include such well known star wars things as "phasers" but didnt utilize other iconic star wars technology like stargates, ZPMs, and no mention at all of the cylons? Though what can u expect from a story that doesnt even give the crew of a star destroyer a single sonic screwdriver. Besides everyone knows its not a proper star wars story if the UNSC Infinity isnt involved.

They grabbed their Phasers .......beam me up potter

@01:00 "phasers" 🤔🤨😏🙄🤣😂🤣

@mashadow1973

5 ай бұрын

Right! I heard that to?

@1:01 Phasers?? That's Star Trek. In Star Wars they use blasters.

based

You have a great narration voice! I need to recommend working on certain pronunciations (a lot of them are weird I know, so it’s not a big deal to me) and maybe look into some Star Wars lore. Having some prior context would definitely help make these narrations smoother and more accurate!

The troopers grabbed their phasers.......... Thats enough for me, buh bye.

In my head canon a Death Tropper (the ones in black armor not the zombies) somehow survived the initial wave of infections on the star destroyer and he along with a dozen other soldiers and crew holed up in the ships armory and stayed there until the events of the book and when the infected tried to leave the Star Destroyer the Death Trooper and his group commandeered an assault ship and went to imperial space where they were ordered to keep what they experienced on the Star Destroyer a secret which they did

"grabbed their phasers" Star Wars.... DON'T use phasers... they use Blasters, laser based ranged weapons cant even get that simple thing right wtf

My arm.

Misleading but im not saying how you left out so much

@mandysmith7619

2 ай бұрын

Lets face it...if you want a more thorough detailed version, read the book or Official Audiobook....so far on KZread though this has been the closest rendition.

@foxshadow3627

2 ай бұрын

@@mandysmith7619 i have read the book im just pointing it out for those who haven't.

@foxshadow3627

2 ай бұрын

Spoiler alert han and chewie

Hux was in Death Troopers? I didnt rememeber.... or is this the Disney remix?

Seriously… Phasers & disrupters on Star Wars??? 😂

Star Wars has blasters as primary weapons, not phasers!!!

🌟 this may happen in real life! 🌟

Death Troopers great Novel! Never will be a movie

STORMTROOPERS DONT USE PHASERS. THAT IS STAR TREK. WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING AT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Phasers 🤦

They loaded the novel Star Wars Death Troopers into chatGPT and made this garbage.

I wanna like this but the use of other terms and words not normaly used throws me off.

Phasers? Is this a cross over? Trek Wars 😂 left after one minute. Sorry.

As I was book in jail this girl walk by the small was as deff.she was 20.d.z.old This shit get in cut.z my to showed u.

@kevlarvest7375

3 ай бұрын

Jeez, you didn't drop out, school straight Rejected you

The voice doesn't match the genre.

This is so terrible lol

“umm Star Wars uses BLASTERS” 🤓 If you’re one of those stop, think for yourself wake up sheeple

@Zyguard_101

4 ай бұрын

God, finally i swear people just need to apreciate someone reading this out for them i mean damn Am i right?