Programmer Types People Hate
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@piorobot3
2 жыл бұрын
Good video
@ShibScript
2 жыл бұрын
Say hello to me plox. How code C++ with a rock?
The best programmer type is the one that creates his own compiler for his own programming language, while using his own IDE in his own Operating System in his homemade PC with his own CPU architecture. 💪💪💪
@evan_game_dev
2 жыл бұрын
JDH videos in a nutshell
@enriktigasna
2 жыл бұрын
Terry Davis except the architecture
@toshimichi
2 жыл бұрын
nah some ppl are toxic and competent at the same time
@DsiakMondala
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao eu acordei a floresta inteira rindo disso. Eu tenho um """colega""" que pensa assim não ironicamente.
@cerulity32k
2 жыл бұрын
learning apps and language quirks can be hard
Well, actually the statement "compiling c++ with gcc" is correct, because g++ is a c++ compiler as a part of the GNU Compiler Collection, thus GCC. 🐈
@moltony
2 жыл бұрын
🐈
@darellarocho5729
2 жыл бұрын
🐈
@windowschips
2 жыл бұрын
🐈
@piorobot3
2 жыл бұрын
Xd
@ed_iz_ed
2 жыл бұрын
so almost like you are compiling c++ *with* the compiler collection?
The first one is like people with many points in Stack Overflow lol
the "senior" guy can be found almost everywhere, even my friend was one until he wasnt
@nukiradio
2 жыл бұрын
I hate people like that. I got my degree recently and I still dont hold that level of delusion
The Rust zealot: -"This wouldn't happen in rust" -"Did you know Rust was made in safety in mi-.." 🤓 -Shats and pisses themselves when C/C++ -Sends an issue on Git telling you to rewrite it in Rust -Denies being in a cult despite showing all the signs of being in a cult
@kazii_the_avali
9 ай бұрын
i will never understand the cultist following of rust. i mean shure it is a good coding language but it isnt the best for every application
The "I have no idea how my tools work" guy has been my personal pain point. No, you don't commit your node_modules directory, your commit message can be longer than just a title, just because you have autocomplete does not mean you can stop thinking. And no, we can not make the API tokens static strings without any security measures or possibility to revoke their access. (I wish these were separate people)
I’m the type of programmer that will start a new proyect loose interest or end up starting a new one and works on 2 at the same time so I don’t finish neither
“OOP suck, and anybody who do it are not real programmers!”
@evan_game_dev
2 жыл бұрын
I know your joking but I agree
@jayesh1891
2 жыл бұрын
@@evan_game_dev i disagree coz look at java it's used everywhere
@halorx9863
2 жыл бұрын
@@jayesh1891 yes but oop has usually nothing to do with how the machine works
It has been 2 weeks... But finally. A NEW VIDEO
@zyapguy
2 жыл бұрын
i will upload again in like 2 hours maximum. :)
@sunmer99
2 жыл бұрын
@@zyapguy yessss, thank you legend :)
Ma man writing an entire toolchain in Assembly for your own Os is just the best way to learn programming.
the way "akshtcually" guy said "blah blah blah the code *will not compile"* in context of python made my day
04:20 is actually *too real.* Keep it up!
"Your code won't compile" Yes sir, it will interpet
as an ancient programmer I can say that this 7:04 is what happens to me every time I try to program
@codinginlive
Жыл бұрын
Nobody use TURBO C buddy in the market!
4:52 Godzilla having a stroke while reading this code and fucking died
Amazing voice acting as always.
almost 40k subs! keep up the good work mate!
The Yanderedev programmer: Puts 30 line long if statements everywhere
In all fairness, learning things the old fashion way can be handy for learning fundamentals. Definitely shouldn't DO everything the old fashion way once you know it though.
@xXJ4FARGAMERXx
2 жыл бұрын
Doing everything the old way is like counting with I. I II III IIII and be the time you get to just a hundred (a number which isn't even that big) you still have to write 1 hundred characters. When you could've just used the new base 10 to write 100 in three characters, or you could use something way too new and write it in scientific notation like 1.0 × 10² in 9 characters.
"Your code wont compile" "But python is an interpreted language" "oh right, continue"
hey man why u haten on vim? Vim's a grate text editor when ya get to know it, and there are things you can do in vim that are a lot harder to do most other text editors. But you know I guess I cant hate on ya too much, I mean your probably the kind of programmer that uses a mac book that isn't even ten plus years old! I mean I feel sorry for you I do, but maybe one day you'll know what it's like to be a REAL programmer using arch btw on a x220 thinkpad.
@fordprefect859
2 жыл бұрын
Would you like to have a bad computer competition? I own a 2009 iMac from the town dump. When I was just barely starting to learn about linux, I tried to install linux on it. I did not realize that it was a 32 bit machine. This resulted in me trying random distros until one worked. The one that worked was, unfortunately, Kali linux. I can't figure out how to change to something usable. The computer crashes when I try to open Firefox.
Bro the too humble one is me playing fps games. My friends are like stfu stop bragging while I’m over here trying to understand why I was only able to no scope headshot 4 people with an automatic gun in the span of 2 seconds and not all 5
6:17 I expected TurboC. It gives an authentic ancient look.
Im the one that feels bad about not understanding a piece of code, I think i kinda have imposter syndrome which is where you dont feel like you fit in with other people that do the same stuff as you Im improving myself though, im starting to feel better about what i can do
My python Code never compiles what am I doing wrong
That “C++” tutorial 😂😂
0:50 I think almost turing complete, all you need are while loops
One day and 2 video from zepp guy 😍😍 Today is my luckey day 😊
my professor was the ancient programmer. class was in c++, but the professor was ancient so the code he wrote was basically just c. i don't think he had ever heard of the standard library lol. tbf i dont care much for the standard library but it was still kinda funny
and they're all accurate oh my god
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2:49 Well actually, python is an interpreted language Sorry but I had to lol 😂
@5cover
2 жыл бұрын
Well actually, python does compile to bytecode.
@nukiradio
2 жыл бұрын
@@5cover well actually, the byte code is only simulated
@vaisakhkm783
2 жыл бұрын
@@5cover 😶 does it?
@5cover
Жыл бұрын
@@vaisakhkm783 i made some research Bytecode is used by a widespread python interpreter called cpython. It is implemented in c. Bytecode isnt defined in the python standard, it is implementation-defined.
I make mistakes all the time, that's why 90% of my code is copied from others... (Which incidentally results in code that doesn't work because it doesn't interact well with the 10% that is not copied.)
4:51 I swear my nephew sent me almost the exact same code and asked for help lmao
what is your programmer type
I like how you do not know how to enter insert mode inside vim xD
Does a PC from 2010 running Windows 10 also count as ancient? At least I can run Visual Studio Code, my QEMU GUI and QEMU itself at a time and my system doesn't even come to the point where it could crash.
@imibuks-replit
2 жыл бұрын
Woah, if it works I guess fine. I have a 2012 one and it's soo slow I am now running Linux on it
@lucien-rowan3685
2 жыл бұрын
@@imibuks-replit Wait, a slow Linux distribution? What distro do you use then if I may ask? I also ran Linux before on my machine and neither Ubuntu nor Xubuntu were slow. However, I only dual-booted Windows 10 with Linux as society forces me to use Windows...
@yellowmarshmellowpuffnob6922
2 жыл бұрын
I have a 2014 pc and it works perfect
@fordprefect859
2 жыл бұрын
I have a 2009 iMac from the town dump. I tried like 9 different linux distros and the only one I could manage to install on it was kali. This was a while ago, and since this, I have learned a bit more about linux. Enough to realize that kali was a mistake, but not enough to figure out how to change it. I think I win the bad computer competition.
The first one is literally turing...
the one who abuse of ternary expressions
woooah new profile picture. i like.
Last one made me LMAO lol
2:50 well actually python is an interpreted language so yes your code won't compile
6:10 inaccurate. We program in COBOL using power pcs.
Compiling c++ with gcc... so minor that it took me a bit to understand what was wrong with that. lol
I was here when u had 2-3 k subs
5:00 there is just SO much wrong with that code... primt, mismatched brackets, spaces and quotation marks, missing quotation marks, that abomination of an if-statement. The cherry ontop would have been a semicolon at the end of lines
@scifino1
2 жыл бұрын
@Rosen2 I think he was aware of that...
the moment when Vim takes 2 minutes to start xD
I am the ancient programmer, the past is my essence. I still programming in TURBO C; nobody is programming in this.
2:50 You are writing *Python* 2 Syntax Your code won't *COMPILE*
New video, Woohoo
hahah thats me in vim ok don't make me quit the terminal again
Nicee
1:59 Hehe clang
last one best programer
I have been programming for 2 years but I am some how the ancient programmer?
I thought it was a hoax, but everything works!
The first one like i can print iknow if statement i can set variables me am i a joke to you why the hell then i know 17 diffrent frame work and lerning 18th
Wait- I use GCC is that bad LMAO
Good laugh, again. Thanks.
@zyapguy
2 жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it
as C senior developer, it is easy to manage memory eg: a,b =1,2 print (a) huh? malloc and free? what is that? actually i might be missed that... i will look it up..
@nathansmith8883
2 жыл бұрын
Lucky, As a c++ programmer who hates modern c++ I fell like the only thing I ever do is allocate and free memory )---:
@chudchadanstud
2 жыл бұрын
sorry what is this "=" sign? I only use memcpy
WWEEEEEELLlll ACTCHUALLY the ancient programmer wouldn't be using their text editor as root. :)
You forgot the Rustaceans
2:49 yeah it wont compile. Obviously cuz ur using python
There is another
Guy 3: *corrects the print without parantheses error* Me: he's right, yes Guy 3: *goes on to act like he's never made a mistake in life* Me: Please shut up
dont say anything against vim xD
1:17 OKAY STIP CALLING ME OUT OKAY I JUST HAVE UNHEALTHILY HIGH STANDARDS FOR MYSELF 😭
Was this video just a weird flex claiming python3 >>> all other languages for general development? I know you can't write SUPER DUPER low level code with it directly, but you can make something that GENERATES low level high performance code with python or any other high level language.
Um actually, I think C is a great language and you guys are just jealous that you don't know it!
allah yo
your title is.......inaccurate....
i got the 420th like and 50th comment
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Mann your channel is growing so fast, I remember the time with only 280 subscribers 🥲🥲 congrats!
@passionfruit7617
2 жыл бұрын
I know right