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@FIZZ1XАй бұрын
And yet it's still more useful to society than gender studies.
@scumknight6074
Ай бұрын
Exactly, we’re making fun of a hobby of others. While people have spent years on useless degrees that contribute to literally nothing.
@CPreacher40
Ай бұрын
I think this is fine as long as it doesn't bother others. when it's illegal, highly unethical that it should be illegal or interferes with my life then I have a problem.
@quigley6643
Ай бұрын
Great point!
@jackdeniston6150
Ай бұрын
Swatting a fly is
@Chad6o
Ай бұрын
I don't want to sound argumentative but I think right now gender studies are needed now. Someone needs to remind the clowns there are only two.
@trumpbidensameclub6668Ай бұрын
Hes obviously using performance enhancing substances to gain an advantage over the competition.
@unbreakable7633
Ай бұрын
I guess he didn't smoke enough of it.
@richo1177
Ай бұрын
Did you just assume pronouns 😂
@SirChucklenutsTM
Ай бұрын
@@richo1177 We subconsciously have an identifier with our facial recognition to tell if a human being is born biologically male, or female.
@mysock351C
Ай бұрын
Yes. Behold true male dexterity. Honed from countless hours of viewing time on OnlyFans in late-night bathroom sessions. The competition doesn’t stand a chance.
@StONed-yx5qq
29 күн бұрын
Finger Foods….
@dogsavethequeen7689Ай бұрын
cringing is the simple act of being embarrassed to be human.
@unbreakable7633
Ай бұрын
Now you know why aliens consider this planet the universe's ghetto.
@palmer3977
Ай бұрын
@@unbreakable7633 They dont exist, think Demons.
@Genericyoutuber425
Ай бұрын
It goes deeper than that, I feel like true cringe can not be put into words.
@tdeo2141
Ай бұрын
Yeah, I’m with Jackie Chan in this one.
@dogsavethequeen7689
Ай бұрын
@@tdeo2141 i don't know what that means but i've been writing in jackie for the last four potus elections. Jackie 2024!
@notdave2993Ай бұрын
I want to see someone go to the pretend horse course in a Monty Python knight outfit with two coconuts.
@KC9UDX
Ай бұрын
And they're bangin em together!
@BaronVonMott
Ай бұрын
Ah, but where would they get the coconut from? 😉
@cindyknudson2715
Ай бұрын
😂
@andyman8630
Ай бұрын
@@BaronVonMott dropped by a swallow,,,,
@BaronVonMott
Ай бұрын
@@andyman8630 A five-ounce bird could not carry a one-pound coconut! 😁
@bobbylee2853Ай бұрын
Idiocracy.
@zonked1200
Ай бұрын
I could really see a scene like these in that movie.
@FriendlyTroll5
Ай бұрын
Joe Biden is a robot
@painted_in_thick
Ай бұрын
@@zonked1200 movie?
@robinthepresent2952
Ай бұрын
Is real
@codyaucoin3412
Ай бұрын
@@painted_in_thick A move by Mike Judge, called Idiocracy, starring Luke Wilson.
@Faris-Alzalam19Ай бұрын
The 1940's Americans fought and died for this?!
@unplugfromthematrix1688
Ай бұрын
No. They fought for the World Bank.
@rosehippyguy3402
Ай бұрын
Crazy times. We are literally going backwards and experiencing a great awakening at exactly the same time. You couldn't make it up 🤷♂️
@rosehippyguy3402
Ай бұрын
@@unplugfromthematrix1688excellent point 👍
@songsthatarecatchy
Ай бұрын
It's called freedom. I love finger boarding.
@ChrisWolf75
Ай бұрын
So did the ones from 1914-18. Also, 1861-65 and 1775-1783 don't forget about all of them.
@nanomachines2985Ай бұрын
Finger boards were a thing when I was in elementary and middle school. But grown ass professionals?
@robbiekop7
Ай бұрын
And not even One of them could locate a Clitoris 😩
@nanomachines2985
Ай бұрын
@@robbiekop7 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@abcdefghij337
Ай бұрын
I bet they’ve seen enough men devastated by divorces from utterly obese harpies to have any interest in women.
@ironleeFPS
Ай бұрын
That’s right. Not a non professional like you.
@nanomachines2985
Ай бұрын
@@ironleeFPS lmao that's true, I'm not a professional fidget spinner
@JoeLewis14Ай бұрын
"This so cool!" Then I turned 12 years old.
@jimmy2745Ай бұрын
Their "workout" no doubt consists of hours of nose picking.
@Conor-B
Ай бұрын
Finger banging?
@thedragonsfoot4565
Ай бұрын
it helps to 'stick' the landing.
@henrytowne7463
Ай бұрын
nasal entrenching...
@woodriver648
Ай бұрын
Sorry Jimmy, But I think what people like this pick is an orifice that a little lower and on the opposite of the human body. UUUM GOOD!
@ytube777Ай бұрын
I'm fine with things like this... they're having there own fun and not going around trying to "raise awareness" or say "acknowledge me".
@cindyknudson2715
Ай бұрын
True
@KitsuManko
Ай бұрын
Its not politics so he's trying to clown about it. Clown planet becoming a clown himself.
@od...4899
Ай бұрын
I was thinking the same thing there is nothing wrong here they are just having fun they are not wasting food or water or destroying stuff for views or just for fun which is pure pathet** or hurting any kind humans or animals i see nothing wrong here or maybe i missed something
@juanchi2668
28 күн бұрын
They're calling it a sport, and they're calling themselves profesionals for being good at it
@KitsuManko
27 күн бұрын
@@juanchi2668 yeah, so can you point it out where and in what part of the vid did the guy mentioned he's a pro?. Can you tell me the source if it was mentioned there and not here?. The only thing i saw is a guy showing his skills and him mentioning he's participating in a tournament. Its funny how the clowns does the clowning when they are supposed to be clowned upon. Where ARE indeed living in a clown world alright.
@captdread2013Ай бұрын
As a former 1980's skate rat who lived for the vertical and paid the price for it, I can't help but be insulted.
@robbiekop7
Ай бұрын
They had Shopping Malls back then with Jay & Silent Bob
@Dystopia1111
Ай бұрын
80s skater myself, and the term 'pro fingerboarder' is just insane to me. How can this even be real?
@seandelap8587Ай бұрын
No no and no enough of this nonsense
@galaxianx01
Ай бұрын
A little nonsense now and then....
@will.5642
Ай бұрын
Hold on this is just the start.
@mozzarellamaniac6300
Ай бұрын
@@galaxianx01BUT NOT THIS MUCH!
@davidc3943Ай бұрын
Too many people have so much time and freedoms, and this is what they choose to do. Same with Antifa, BLM, LGBT and Stop Oil protestors.
@BaronVonMott
Ай бұрын
At least these particular folks are doing something harmless and kinda funny. It's the ones who use their time and energy to harass others, like the examples you gave, that are a real problem.
@jamesbizs
Ай бұрын
I’d rather them do this, than blm and Antifa? You want to mock them for this? A hobby not hurting anyone? That’s how you push them into joining antifa and actually hurting people
@davedismantled
Ай бұрын
This isn't because of time and freedoms. This is due to brainwashing, idiocracy, social engineering and apathy.
@astronomicafilms
Ай бұрын
Bro, you're really equating people doing a hobby with rioters?
@feduplisteningtobs
Ай бұрын
Politicising skateboarders. Hahahahaha etc
@TalkingGIJoeАй бұрын
soon to be included in the olympics...
@GazGuitarz
Ай бұрын
Are they allowing Trans gender fingers to compete?
@B.K.E.N-EX
Ай бұрын
Hahahaha
@mozzarellamaniac6300
Ай бұрын
@@GazGuitarzthe only place those fingers always end up is to their buttholes
@4llerzАй бұрын
Nah, that fingerboard trick was actually sick as hell
@anthonylulham3473Ай бұрын
Lots of people hating, but if the city closes all the skate parks, or you can't afford to keep a horse, at least you can have a go at the spirit of the sport. I mean model trains have been a thing for a long time, why don't they just do it for real on a full size steam locomotive? It's a bit weird, but if those hobby horse girls could afford a horse and stable, food, vet and paddock, you bet your ass they would. And hobby horsing is a lot better than sitting on the TV or pc for hours. Quit the hate.
@od...4899
Ай бұрын
I was thinking the same thing there is nothing wrong here they are just having fun they are not wasting food or water or destroying stuff for views or just for fun which is pure pathet** or hurting any kind humans or animals i see nothing wrong here or maybe i missed something
@redfailhawk
Ай бұрын
Right! And that’s Finland shown I think, where the sport is super popular.
@user-eu7sl9sg7f
22 күн бұрын
yeah...but they do it without beeing anything closed.....dude man, fingerboarding is something what syou do for fun a few times....is cringe to seee someone doing it like professional sport...hahahahaah
@buckgulick3968Ай бұрын
Since anything can be a sport now. I'm a professional sit, smoke ciggy and drinking coffee 'er When's the playoffs?
@silentrider2145
Ай бұрын
count me in
@davidpeck3912
Ай бұрын
Playoffs!?!
@Azmania3000
Ай бұрын
That's impossible. I almost always need to crap after a coffee and a smoke
@buckgulick3968
Ай бұрын
@@Azmania3000 That's where the training of a professional kicks in. LOL
@openeyes-411
Ай бұрын
@@Azmania3000 And let the REAL tournament begin!!! 😂 At least ya CAN break a sweat at that!
@chadakoin1Ай бұрын
That guy gets all the chicks.
@graciegj63
Ай бұрын
😏
@GazGuitarz
Ай бұрын
Chicks always go for those tough, gangsta, bad finger types.
@graciegj63
Ай бұрын
@@GazGuitarz Yea. And guys with bad boy names like B.Rad 😁
@jarate8076
27 күн бұрын
@@GazGuitarzTime will rot your mind and kill your perception of things, you will never understand anything again.
@Blue-moon12Ай бұрын
These are actual professional sports. Those who criticise are just envious......😂😂😂
@secretgoldfishАй бұрын
Air guitar (and the anti-merit/deliberate dumb-down initiative) has a lot to answer for, first professional fake pony/stick riding and now this.
@unbreakable7633
Ай бұрын
Stupid is infinite.
@blizzard13east29
Ай бұрын
There is an air guitar world championship.
@andyman8630
Ай бұрын
@@blizzard13east29 i just sit my air guitar on a guitar stand on stage - it plays itself!
@blizzard13east29
Ай бұрын
@@andyman8630 just like my player piano. i tell ya, i play the best auto tunes in all the west.
@alchobum
Ай бұрын
Pony stick riding has to be an incredibly stimulating sport for the women doing it
@rafamatavelli3399Ай бұрын
Finger boarding is awesome and actuality takes a lot of skill
@user-yd5wx4fh4tАй бұрын
Not sure why the hate on fingerboards, it’s just another thing some people are into, like guitars or watching KZread…
@WowUrcrazy99Ай бұрын
So the weird kids in middle school were right 😂
@RammingSpeed-lk8kk
Ай бұрын
Elaborate?...about how society is degenerating?
@WowUrcrazy99
Ай бұрын
@@RammingSpeed-lk8kk yes exactly
@RammingSpeed-lk8kk
Ай бұрын
@@WowUrcrazy99 so why were they "weird"?..they seem the normal ones to me
@openeyes-411
Ай бұрын
@@RammingSpeed-lk8kk Sure, *_NOW_* - when virtually EVERYONE is called Abby Something... 😂
@Guckmalparty
Ай бұрын
I am still weird.
@formdoggie5Ай бұрын
Sigh. Just... sigh.
@angkhoa1216
Ай бұрын
How bro felt after commenting this: 🐺🐺💪💪☕️☕️
@Eman-du7mwАй бұрын
This generation has gone backwards
@blizzard13east29
Ай бұрын
the original fingerboard was made in the 1980s by a member of the bones brigade pro skateboard team. I forget wihch video it is in, but theres a very young tony hawk in it.
@TheHolyGhost777
Ай бұрын
Too well-fed and overly "safe" parenting turned kids into this. Strong men are born out of poverty and love.
@feduplisteningtobs
Ай бұрын
A ludicrous assertion. Skateboarding is safe? Hahahahahaha. This is hilarious. If you can tear yourself away from your phone or your keyboard, head down to your local skatepark and watch the parents of the young ones practicing there. Note how their parents stomachs are continually in their mouths as their young ones are free to tear around on their scooters, skateboards or bmx's.
@ugib8377
Ай бұрын
@@feduplisteningtobs I think they're talking about the finger boarding. Not actual skateboarding.
@squiggymcsquig6170
Ай бұрын
I don't want to disagree, but this isn't "backwards". People weren't this idiotic in the past. This is like....a spontaneous jump to a different level of dumb that we've never visited before.
@salsifi836Ай бұрын
We use to play with this as children in school...
@dcb_75Ай бұрын
I suppose we should be happy, horse girl is at least getting some exercise. But this shows the dumbing down of society because when before was the ability to do any random them consider a skill and you a professional? This is what happens when you don't laugh at stupid people and stupid ideas.
@jeankirchstein2552
Ай бұрын
Tech decks have been a thing since the 90s their popularity peaked around the early to mid 2000s I still remember them back in the day and there will always be a "professional" scene for something if there's enough people willing to compete this really isn't any different than say professional miniature RC racing or professional slapping yes that's a thing look it up
@nikopaseman7147
Ай бұрын
Hobby horsing isn't new, in fact there isn't a soul alive today born before it was popular. I know I've seen it in Victorian stuff before. As for who it catered to? That's a whole different thing.
@andyman8630
Ай бұрын
@@nikopaseman7147 lunacy isn't new either
@dcb_75
Ай бұрын
@@nikopaseman7147 that's rhe problem - we all played hobby horse as kids, we grew up and stopped. Treating it like an actual competition is silly, encouraging these peoplw to keep doing it isn't mentally healthy.
@dcb_75
Ай бұрын
@@jeankirchstein2552 and it's still silly. I can spin a quarter, should I be called a professional? Having the ability to do something doesn't make it a profession - if you want to do the tech decks for fun, go ahead. Everyone is entitled to have a hobby but that's it, it's a hobby and society needs to stop treating these types of things as anything more.
@victorchavez2217Ай бұрын
There are professional jugglers, freestyle soccer, professional yoyoists etc I really don't see much wrong on this one.
@openeyes-411Ай бұрын
NEVER FORGET: Idiocracy *_WAS_* a documentary!!!
@johnkennedy4023Ай бұрын
I taught shop in the 90's and my kids would make these on the sly. I knew, but they were quiet, being productive, and I thought it was cool
@silentrider2145Ай бұрын
what.the.actual.f...
@OhSodditАй бұрын
A fingerboarding park will go nicely with the 15 second "city". Is 1st prize for the competition a serving of eatz ze bugz?
@matthewgibbs6886Ай бұрын
so if a hobby horse contestant breaks a leg does the shotgun come out. i mean it is an act of mercy
@BaronVonMott
Ай бұрын
This guy's asking the real questions 😂
@cb613Ай бұрын
How did we get here? Smh
@ChrisWolf75
Ай бұрын
Commie university professors 🤷
@user-oy9zy4ds9m
Ай бұрын
COVID. lockdowns made people crazy and bored
@anthonylulham3473
Ай бұрын
Poverty wages, broken families and failing city amenities.
@mozzarellamaniac6300
Ай бұрын
@@anthonylulham3473also subsidizing single wives
@The-Real-aPOCАй бұрын
One day this insanity will be in the Olympics.
@nigeltiffany4654Ай бұрын
The question is, what genda were those fingers?😂
@chrismedina54Ай бұрын
This is why I no longer take the words professional and expert seriously anymore.
@kramtibsen89Ай бұрын
TECH DECK
@michellebarnhill5130Ай бұрын
SMH I can't believe this is a thing 😅
@lonnieweddington2883Ай бұрын
Looks like Thunberg riding the stick horse.
@thetaekwondoe3887
Ай бұрын
How dare you!
@24barnabyАй бұрын
At least the hobby horse competitor is getting a good workout...
@sharmalarmАй бұрын
I remember having a fingerboard in the 90s. It was underwhelming
@InVinoVeratasАй бұрын
A professional Fingerboarder is still more respectable than a professional KZreadr.
@GazGuitarz
Ай бұрын
With those dexterous fingers these guys could have any woman on the planet.
@InVinoVeratas
Ай бұрын
@@GazGuitarzyou know his girl isn't leaving anytime soon 😂
@A_Person5280Ай бұрын
You all just mad you ain’t got the magic fingers
@cupidcosmetics6491Ай бұрын
Watching Cockroaches scutter is better than this
@RammingSpeed-lk8kk
Ай бұрын
I dunno..I kinda liked some of the tricks
@RextheRebelАй бұрын
Oh give me a break. These ppl are having fun and obviously enough ppl are into it. We used to do stuff like this as kids and now as adults they can make it into real events. Stop raining on ppls parades. Unless their pride parades...then rain all you want. Thunder and lightning too..
@andyman8630
Ай бұрын
basketball sized hail as well?
@eyesup1433Ай бұрын
no matter how it shows itself , neurosis is what it is . Coats that tied around the back were always the way to deal with it .
@Mediocre_JTАй бұрын
I remember being a professional fingerboarder in 3rd grade, I had the little BMX bikes too, it was so fun...when I was a child.
@markfrank3307Ай бұрын
im a professional finger-er
@drumrum9051Ай бұрын
She is horsing around...
@MrClassiccarenthusiaАй бұрын
This actually doesn't bother me. People are into all sorts of hobbies. I was watching men running around a grassy area on TV the other day, fighting over a ball. Also seen people on TV beating the s### out of one another for no logical reason. These pretend skateboarding and horse riding peeps are of no consequence. I'm far more concerned about the people in the streets dealing in medication that hasn't been approved for any use, and sticking their mums cutlery into people's stomachs.
@4stim0
26 күн бұрын
First reasonable comment i‘ve read here (after a long time of scrolling).
@clevercloggs7029Ай бұрын
my brave American men?
@mIrOkAKkOАй бұрын
a professional *GEEK* 🗣
@ashleehouse5204
Ай бұрын
That's an insult to actual geeks... 🤣🤣
@KSMO1031Ай бұрын
I will give the hobby horse rider kudos for being active. Not what I would have chosen but she's at least moving.
@craigtranter4848Ай бұрын
Past time for talentless no hopers.
@GazGuitarz
Ай бұрын
I am the world championship finger boarder. All bow to me! My fingers have their own private jet.
@camojoe83Ай бұрын
Don't make fun of your subs, Carl.
@billythecrayon983Ай бұрын
Man these things were cool when I was like 7, it’s been 20 years since then
@ralphbrentonbeats
10 күн бұрын
Most 7 year olds can't handle a fingerboard. Hands to small.
@KimberlyWard-Evans717Ай бұрын
Wonder when they’ll make it an Olympic sport? 🤦🏼♀️
@b0gdyb0taАй бұрын
Why isn't the girl's mother right behind her with the coconut halves? Disqualified!
@richmondlandersenfells2238Ай бұрын
I've seen a lot of grown up guys who were into finger boarding since 2007. Some even welcoming the youth to practice. And although I was never into this kind of hobby, I find it very wholesome.
@colin1657Ай бұрын
I didn't know professional Tech Deckers was a thing. I remember Tech Decks from 6th grade in 2000.
@johnnyrotit844Ай бұрын
I would swear this was a Monty Python skit.
@mugglesarecooltooАй бұрын
"Professional"means someone is paying him for it. I can only congratulate him. 👏
@josephwilson8391Ай бұрын
Damn the Sherminator has aged like fine wine. I wish I had that actors genetics. Dude still looks young. In all seriousness everyone does love the Sherminator. He has to be one of the funniest parts in the American Pie movies and spin offs. I believe he was in a couple. I recently watched him in one of the spin offs. The Band Camp movie. It was meh average but it had some funny parts in it. My Dad seemed to enjoy the movie.
@chipsounder4633Ай бұрын
This has existed a long time.. Fingerboarding can be good to de-stress.
@ChiefWindyCheeksАй бұрын
I used to finger board with my girlfriend in the 90s when we thought no one was around.
@MileyonDisneyАй бұрын
s i l l y
@joelreis5366Ай бұрын
I had the Steve Harvey wtf face during this whole video....
@hanskloss1331Ай бұрын
I've actually seen a hobby horse competition and it's hilarious as hell to watch the PASSION the competitors have BUT the horses , well that's something out of this world 😜
@justinwilbur4094Ай бұрын
"And prey that there's intelligent life, somewhere out in space. 'Cos there's bugger all, down here on earth". Monty Python: The Meaning of Life 🤣
@kbunny3410Ай бұрын
This is in fact how free market works. Look who might be the actual clowns.😂
@ianmelville4071Ай бұрын
It's like those clowns on broomsticks that think they're playing quidditch. Zero self awareness. .The issue can be attributed to the concept of participation trophies.
@stevenbarrett9235Ай бұрын
What is that meme again? "fuck this gay earth".. i surely applies to this.
@ToiletPluggerАй бұрын
We used to live in a society of professional Fingerbangers!
@maverick6461Ай бұрын
'I just want to be famous' has hit a new low. How long do they spend practicing this 'sport'? Next to be nominated as an olympic sport, is it?
@chrislj2890Ай бұрын
And you know it's just a matter of time until they demand these "sports" be in the Olympics, lol.
@JohnDoe-yo3ed
Ай бұрын
Nobody is asking for that.
@user-lb1ye1pv4qАй бұрын
It's like the people prancing around on fake horses in a competition.
@jonathanlandau-litewski7405Ай бұрын
These were HUGE in the 90s, I had several and loved the little toolkit to change the wheels etc.
@AlaskanInsightsАй бұрын
I'm not a professional finger boarder, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn express once.
@edmundgonzalez8731Ай бұрын
Well at least with finger boarding you don't have to worry about smashing your nads. I mean, if you have them...
@malcoesdei3201
Ай бұрын
You can still smash your finger nads. If you have them, I mean.
@ianbrooks9686Ай бұрын
the fidget spinner of the 2001
@kdodson26Ай бұрын
At least they are being creative and active.
@CristiNeaguАй бұрын
Look, if someone's willing to pay to see that, he's a professional. Also, it does take some skill.
@DavidGraskemperАй бұрын
I could actually feel my brain cells dying as I watched this.
@whathappenedwas7083Ай бұрын
Lmao I’m 33 and remember these coming out when I was in middle school. My brother who’s two years older was obsessed. And the teachers had a drawer full of confiscated boards.
@ekahnoman7331Ай бұрын
I would argue its about as silly as alot of other sports.
@weebee6922Ай бұрын
Can't wait until watching paint dry becomes an Olympic event.
@guitarcomet5Ай бұрын
The hobby horse thing really made my wife flip. We saw a video a few weeks ago. Her comment was, “No f-king way!” 😂
@tWafflesSАй бұрын
I’m glad their sponsors are making sure they’re taken care of 😂.
@whisperiencedАй бұрын
this has been around since the 90s.
@poppykoch9085Ай бұрын
“If there is life on other planets, then the earth is the Universe’s insane asylum.” - Voltaire.
@aflhabalafhababАй бұрын
A proffessional trauma! Fingerboarding after more decade has now become traumatizing, too!! MAKE IT STOOOP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE IT STOOOOOP!!!!!
@cmwHisArtistАй бұрын
Is this now an Olympic sport? How about finger parkour next? I can demonstrate Greek line dances on a tabletop with two hands simultaneously linked together by my thumbs. Should be a market for that too.
@dustinh4175Ай бұрын
At Least the horse girl is getting some exercise.
@GazGuitarz
Ай бұрын
Pretty good jumper too
@hobocaust3002Ай бұрын
I always remember in a King of the Road one of the challenges was “Find someone who is good at finger boarding and is also not a virgin” hahaha
@andymoran8624Ай бұрын
wow, such skill, the balance, the years to hone those tricks......give them a participation award
@LeVosgienLVHLSАй бұрын
Even the Roman empire didn't fall that low.
@TP-yy3zxАй бұрын
Things I used to play when I was 4. Now they are professional sports. Man, I could've the world's best if I didn't grow up.
@jeremys5904Ай бұрын
Fingerboarding takes a lot of practice and coordination...Good for him!
@creativecatalyst777Ай бұрын
Surprised you didn't include "finger-tutting". Carl, are you slipping? 😂😂❤
Пікірлер: 835
And yet it's still more useful to society than gender studies.
@scumknight6074
Ай бұрын
Exactly, we’re making fun of a hobby of others. While people have spent years on useless degrees that contribute to literally nothing.
@CPreacher40
Ай бұрын
I think this is fine as long as it doesn't bother others. when it's illegal, highly unethical that it should be illegal or interferes with my life then I have a problem.
@quigley6643
Ай бұрын
Great point!
@jackdeniston6150
Ай бұрын
Swatting a fly is
@Chad6o
Ай бұрын
I don't want to sound argumentative but I think right now gender studies are needed now. Someone needs to remind the clowns there are only two.
Hes obviously using performance enhancing substances to gain an advantage over the competition.
@unbreakable7633
Ай бұрын
I guess he didn't smoke enough of it.
@richo1177
Ай бұрын
Did you just assume pronouns 😂
@SirChucklenutsTM
Ай бұрын
@@richo1177 We subconsciously have an identifier with our facial recognition to tell if a human being is born biologically male, or female.
@mysock351C
Ай бұрын
Yes. Behold true male dexterity. Honed from countless hours of viewing time on OnlyFans in late-night bathroom sessions. The competition doesn’t stand a chance.
@StONed-yx5qq
29 күн бұрын
Finger Foods….
cringing is the simple act of being embarrassed to be human.
@unbreakable7633
Ай бұрын
Now you know why aliens consider this planet the universe's ghetto.
@palmer3977
Ай бұрын
@@unbreakable7633 They dont exist, think Demons.
@Genericyoutuber425
Ай бұрын
It goes deeper than that, I feel like true cringe can not be put into words.
@tdeo2141
Ай бұрын
Yeah, I’m with Jackie Chan in this one.
@dogsavethequeen7689
Ай бұрын
@@tdeo2141 i don't know what that means but i've been writing in jackie for the last four potus elections. Jackie 2024!
I want to see someone go to the pretend horse course in a Monty Python knight outfit with two coconuts.
@KC9UDX
Ай бұрын
And they're bangin em together!
@BaronVonMott
Ай бұрын
Ah, but where would they get the coconut from? 😉
@cindyknudson2715
Ай бұрын
😂
@andyman8630
Ай бұрын
@@BaronVonMott dropped by a swallow,,,,
@BaronVonMott
Ай бұрын
@@andyman8630 A five-ounce bird could not carry a one-pound coconut! 😁
Idiocracy.
@zonked1200
Ай бұрын
I could really see a scene like these in that movie.
@FriendlyTroll5
Ай бұрын
Joe Biden is a robot
@painted_in_thick
Ай бұрын
@@zonked1200 movie?
@robinthepresent2952
Ай бұрын
Is real
@codyaucoin3412
Ай бұрын
@@painted_in_thick A move by Mike Judge, called Idiocracy, starring Luke Wilson.
The 1940's Americans fought and died for this?!
@unplugfromthematrix1688
Ай бұрын
No. They fought for the World Bank.
@rosehippyguy3402
Ай бұрын
Crazy times. We are literally going backwards and experiencing a great awakening at exactly the same time. You couldn't make it up 🤷♂️
@rosehippyguy3402
Ай бұрын
@@unplugfromthematrix1688excellent point 👍
@songsthatarecatchy
Ай бұрын
It's called freedom. I love finger boarding.
@ChrisWolf75
Ай бұрын
So did the ones from 1914-18. Also, 1861-65 and 1775-1783 don't forget about all of them.
Finger boards were a thing when I was in elementary and middle school. But grown ass professionals?
@robbiekop7
Ай бұрын
And not even One of them could locate a Clitoris 😩
@nanomachines2985
Ай бұрын
@@robbiekop7 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@abcdefghij337
Ай бұрын
I bet they’ve seen enough men devastated by divorces from utterly obese harpies to have any interest in women.
@ironleeFPS
Ай бұрын
That’s right. Not a non professional like you.
@nanomachines2985
Ай бұрын
@@ironleeFPS lmao that's true, I'm not a professional fidget spinner
"This so cool!" Then I turned 12 years old.
Their "workout" no doubt consists of hours of nose picking.
@Conor-B
Ай бұрын
Finger banging?
@thedragonsfoot4565
Ай бұрын
it helps to 'stick' the landing.
@henrytowne7463
Ай бұрын
nasal entrenching...
@woodriver648
Ай бұрын
Sorry Jimmy, But I think what people like this pick is an orifice that a little lower and on the opposite of the human body. UUUM GOOD!
I'm fine with things like this... they're having there own fun and not going around trying to "raise awareness" or say "acknowledge me".
@cindyknudson2715
Ай бұрын
True
@KitsuManko
Ай бұрын
Its not politics so he's trying to clown about it. Clown planet becoming a clown himself.
@od...4899
Ай бұрын
I was thinking the same thing there is nothing wrong here they are just having fun they are not wasting food or water or destroying stuff for views or just for fun which is pure pathet** or hurting any kind humans or animals i see nothing wrong here or maybe i missed something
@juanchi2668
28 күн бұрын
They're calling it a sport, and they're calling themselves profesionals for being good at it
@KitsuManko
27 күн бұрын
@@juanchi2668 yeah, so can you point it out where and in what part of the vid did the guy mentioned he's a pro?. Can you tell me the source if it was mentioned there and not here?. The only thing i saw is a guy showing his skills and him mentioning he's participating in a tournament. Its funny how the clowns does the clowning when they are supposed to be clowned upon. Where ARE indeed living in a clown world alright.
As a former 1980's skate rat who lived for the vertical and paid the price for it, I can't help but be insulted.
@robbiekop7
Ай бұрын
They had Shopping Malls back then with Jay & Silent Bob
@Dystopia1111
Ай бұрын
80s skater myself, and the term 'pro fingerboarder' is just insane to me. How can this even be real?
No no and no enough of this nonsense
@galaxianx01
Ай бұрын
A little nonsense now and then....
@will.5642
Ай бұрын
Hold on this is just the start.
@mozzarellamaniac6300
Ай бұрын
@@galaxianx01BUT NOT THIS MUCH!
Too many people have so much time and freedoms, and this is what they choose to do. Same with Antifa, BLM, LGBT and Stop Oil protestors.
@BaronVonMott
Ай бұрын
At least these particular folks are doing something harmless and kinda funny. It's the ones who use their time and energy to harass others, like the examples you gave, that are a real problem.
@jamesbizs
Ай бұрын
I’d rather them do this, than blm and Antifa? You want to mock them for this? A hobby not hurting anyone? That’s how you push them into joining antifa and actually hurting people
@davedismantled
Ай бұрын
This isn't because of time and freedoms. This is due to brainwashing, idiocracy, social engineering and apathy.
@astronomicafilms
Ай бұрын
Bro, you're really equating people doing a hobby with rioters?
@feduplisteningtobs
Ай бұрын
Politicising skateboarders. Hahahahaha etc
soon to be included in the olympics...
@GazGuitarz
Ай бұрын
Are they allowing Trans gender fingers to compete?
@B.K.E.N-EX
Ай бұрын
Hahahaha
@mozzarellamaniac6300
Ай бұрын
@@GazGuitarzthe only place those fingers always end up is to their buttholes
Nah, that fingerboard trick was actually sick as hell
Lots of people hating, but if the city closes all the skate parks, or you can't afford to keep a horse, at least you can have a go at the spirit of the sport. I mean model trains have been a thing for a long time, why don't they just do it for real on a full size steam locomotive? It's a bit weird, but if those hobby horse girls could afford a horse and stable, food, vet and paddock, you bet your ass they would. And hobby horsing is a lot better than sitting on the TV or pc for hours. Quit the hate.
@od...4899
Ай бұрын
I was thinking the same thing there is nothing wrong here they are just having fun they are not wasting food or water or destroying stuff for views or just for fun which is pure pathet** or hurting any kind humans or animals i see nothing wrong here or maybe i missed something
@redfailhawk
Ай бұрын
Right! And that’s Finland shown I think, where the sport is super popular.
@user-eu7sl9sg7f
22 күн бұрын
yeah...but they do it without beeing anything closed.....dude man, fingerboarding is something what syou do for fun a few times....is cringe to seee someone doing it like professional sport...hahahahaah
Since anything can be a sport now. I'm a professional sit, smoke ciggy and drinking coffee 'er When's the playoffs?
@silentrider2145
Ай бұрын
count me in
@davidpeck3912
Ай бұрын
Playoffs!?!
@Azmania3000
Ай бұрын
That's impossible. I almost always need to crap after a coffee and a smoke
@buckgulick3968
Ай бұрын
@@Azmania3000 That's where the training of a professional kicks in. LOL
@openeyes-411
Ай бұрын
@@Azmania3000 And let the REAL tournament begin!!! 😂 At least ya CAN break a sweat at that!
That guy gets all the chicks.
@graciegj63
Ай бұрын
😏
@GazGuitarz
Ай бұрын
Chicks always go for those tough, gangsta, bad finger types.
@graciegj63
Ай бұрын
@@GazGuitarz Yea. And guys with bad boy names like B.Rad 😁
@jarate8076
27 күн бұрын
@@GazGuitarzTime will rot your mind and kill your perception of things, you will never understand anything again.
These are actual professional sports. Those who criticise are just envious......😂😂😂
Air guitar (and the anti-merit/deliberate dumb-down initiative) has a lot to answer for, first professional fake pony/stick riding and now this.
@unbreakable7633
Ай бұрын
Stupid is infinite.
@blizzard13east29
Ай бұрын
There is an air guitar world championship.
@andyman8630
Ай бұрын
@@blizzard13east29 i just sit my air guitar on a guitar stand on stage - it plays itself!
@blizzard13east29
Ай бұрын
@@andyman8630 just like my player piano. i tell ya, i play the best auto tunes in all the west.
@alchobum
Ай бұрын
Pony stick riding has to be an incredibly stimulating sport for the women doing it
Finger boarding is awesome and actuality takes a lot of skill
Not sure why the hate on fingerboards, it’s just another thing some people are into, like guitars or watching KZread…
So the weird kids in middle school were right 😂
@RammingSpeed-lk8kk
Ай бұрын
Elaborate?...about how society is degenerating?
@WowUrcrazy99
Ай бұрын
@@RammingSpeed-lk8kk yes exactly
@RammingSpeed-lk8kk
Ай бұрын
@@WowUrcrazy99 so why were they "weird"?..they seem the normal ones to me
@openeyes-411
Ай бұрын
@@RammingSpeed-lk8kk Sure, *_NOW_* - when virtually EVERYONE is called Abby Something... 😂
@Guckmalparty
Ай бұрын
I am still weird.
Sigh. Just... sigh.
@angkhoa1216
Ай бұрын
How bro felt after commenting this: 🐺🐺💪💪☕️☕️
This generation has gone backwards
@blizzard13east29
Ай бұрын
the original fingerboard was made in the 1980s by a member of the bones brigade pro skateboard team. I forget wihch video it is in, but theres a very young tony hawk in it.
@TheHolyGhost777
Ай бұрын
Too well-fed and overly "safe" parenting turned kids into this. Strong men are born out of poverty and love.
@feduplisteningtobs
Ай бұрын
A ludicrous assertion. Skateboarding is safe? Hahahahahaha. This is hilarious. If you can tear yourself away from your phone or your keyboard, head down to your local skatepark and watch the parents of the young ones practicing there. Note how their parents stomachs are continually in their mouths as their young ones are free to tear around on their scooters, skateboards or bmx's.
@ugib8377
Ай бұрын
@@feduplisteningtobs I think they're talking about the finger boarding. Not actual skateboarding.
@squiggymcsquig6170
Ай бұрын
I don't want to disagree, but this isn't "backwards". People weren't this idiotic in the past. This is like....a spontaneous jump to a different level of dumb that we've never visited before.
We use to play with this as children in school...
I suppose we should be happy, horse girl is at least getting some exercise. But this shows the dumbing down of society because when before was the ability to do any random them consider a skill and you a professional? This is what happens when you don't laugh at stupid people and stupid ideas.
@jeankirchstein2552
Ай бұрын
Tech decks have been a thing since the 90s their popularity peaked around the early to mid 2000s I still remember them back in the day and there will always be a "professional" scene for something if there's enough people willing to compete this really isn't any different than say professional miniature RC racing or professional slapping yes that's a thing look it up
@nikopaseman7147
Ай бұрын
Hobby horsing isn't new, in fact there isn't a soul alive today born before it was popular. I know I've seen it in Victorian stuff before. As for who it catered to? That's a whole different thing.
@andyman8630
Ай бұрын
@@nikopaseman7147 lunacy isn't new either
@dcb_75
Ай бұрын
@@nikopaseman7147 that's rhe problem - we all played hobby horse as kids, we grew up and stopped. Treating it like an actual competition is silly, encouraging these peoplw to keep doing it isn't mentally healthy.
@dcb_75
Ай бұрын
@@jeankirchstein2552 and it's still silly. I can spin a quarter, should I be called a professional? Having the ability to do something doesn't make it a profession - if you want to do the tech decks for fun, go ahead. Everyone is entitled to have a hobby but that's it, it's a hobby and society needs to stop treating these types of things as anything more.
There are professional jugglers, freestyle soccer, professional yoyoists etc I really don't see much wrong on this one.
NEVER FORGET: Idiocracy *_WAS_* a documentary!!!
I taught shop in the 90's and my kids would make these on the sly. I knew, but they were quiet, being productive, and I thought it was cool
what.the.actual.f...
A fingerboarding park will go nicely with the 15 second "city". Is 1st prize for the competition a serving of eatz ze bugz?
so if a hobby horse contestant breaks a leg does the shotgun come out. i mean it is an act of mercy
@BaronVonMott
Ай бұрын
This guy's asking the real questions 😂
How did we get here? Smh
@ChrisWolf75
Ай бұрын
Commie university professors 🤷
@user-oy9zy4ds9m
Ай бұрын
COVID. lockdowns made people crazy and bored
@anthonylulham3473
Ай бұрын
Poverty wages, broken families and failing city amenities.
@mozzarellamaniac6300
Ай бұрын
@@anthonylulham3473also subsidizing single wives
One day this insanity will be in the Olympics.
The question is, what genda were those fingers?😂
This is why I no longer take the words professional and expert seriously anymore.
TECH DECK
SMH I can't believe this is a thing 😅
Looks like Thunberg riding the stick horse.
@thetaekwondoe3887
Ай бұрын
How dare you!
At least the hobby horse competitor is getting a good workout...
I remember having a fingerboard in the 90s. It was underwhelming
A professional Fingerboarder is still more respectable than a professional KZreadr.
@GazGuitarz
Ай бұрын
With those dexterous fingers these guys could have any woman on the planet.
@InVinoVeratas
Ай бұрын
@@GazGuitarzyou know his girl isn't leaving anytime soon 😂
You all just mad you ain’t got the magic fingers
Watching Cockroaches scutter is better than this
@RammingSpeed-lk8kk
Ай бұрын
I dunno..I kinda liked some of the tricks
Oh give me a break. These ppl are having fun and obviously enough ppl are into it. We used to do stuff like this as kids and now as adults they can make it into real events. Stop raining on ppls parades. Unless their pride parades...then rain all you want. Thunder and lightning too..
@andyman8630
Ай бұрын
basketball sized hail as well?
no matter how it shows itself , neurosis is what it is . Coats that tied around the back were always the way to deal with it .
I remember being a professional fingerboarder in 3rd grade, I had the little BMX bikes too, it was so fun...when I was a child.
im a professional finger-er
She is horsing around...
This actually doesn't bother me. People are into all sorts of hobbies. I was watching men running around a grassy area on TV the other day, fighting over a ball. Also seen people on TV beating the s### out of one another for no logical reason. These pretend skateboarding and horse riding peeps are of no consequence. I'm far more concerned about the people in the streets dealing in medication that hasn't been approved for any use, and sticking their mums cutlery into people's stomachs.
@4stim0
26 күн бұрын
First reasonable comment i‘ve read here (after a long time of scrolling).
my brave American men?
a professional *GEEK* 🗣
@ashleehouse5204
Ай бұрын
That's an insult to actual geeks... 🤣🤣
I will give the hobby horse rider kudos for being active. Not what I would have chosen but she's at least moving.
Past time for talentless no hopers.
@GazGuitarz
Ай бұрын
I am the world championship finger boarder. All bow to me! My fingers have their own private jet.
Don't make fun of your subs, Carl.
Man these things were cool when I was like 7, it’s been 20 years since then
@ralphbrentonbeats
10 күн бұрын
Most 7 year olds can't handle a fingerboard. Hands to small.
Wonder when they’ll make it an Olympic sport? 🤦🏼♀️
Why isn't the girl's mother right behind her with the coconut halves? Disqualified!
I've seen a lot of grown up guys who were into finger boarding since 2007. Some even welcoming the youth to practice. And although I was never into this kind of hobby, I find it very wholesome.
I didn't know professional Tech Deckers was a thing. I remember Tech Decks from 6th grade in 2000.
I would swear this was a Monty Python skit.
"Professional"means someone is paying him for it. I can only congratulate him. 👏
Damn the Sherminator has aged like fine wine. I wish I had that actors genetics. Dude still looks young. In all seriousness everyone does love the Sherminator. He has to be one of the funniest parts in the American Pie movies and spin offs. I believe he was in a couple. I recently watched him in one of the spin offs. The Band Camp movie. It was meh average but it had some funny parts in it. My Dad seemed to enjoy the movie.
This has existed a long time.. Fingerboarding can be good to de-stress.
I used to finger board with my girlfriend in the 90s when we thought no one was around.
s i l l y
I had the Steve Harvey wtf face during this whole video....
I've actually seen a hobby horse competition and it's hilarious as hell to watch the PASSION the competitors have BUT the horses , well that's something out of this world 😜
"And prey that there's intelligent life, somewhere out in space. 'Cos there's bugger all, down here on earth". Monty Python: The Meaning of Life 🤣
This is in fact how free market works. Look who might be the actual clowns.😂
It's like those clowns on broomsticks that think they're playing quidditch. Zero self awareness. .The issue can be attributed to the concept of participation trophies.
What is that meme again? "fuck this gay earth".. i surely applies to this.
We used to live in a society of professional Fingerbangers!
'I just want to be famous' has hit a new low. How long do they spend practicing this 'sport'? Next to be nominated as an olympic sport, is it?
And you know it's just a matter of time until they demand these "sports" be in the Olympics, lol.
@JohnDoe-yo3ed
Ай бұрын
Nobody is asking for that.
It's like the people prancing around on fake horses in a competition.
These were HUGE in the 90s, I had several and loved the little toolkit to change the wheels etc.
I'm not a professional finger boarder, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn express once.
Well at least with finger boarding you don't have to worry about smashing your nads. I mean, if you have them...
@malcoesdei3201
Ай бұрын
You can still smash your finger nads. If you have them, I mean.
the fidget spinner of the 2001
At least they are being creative and active.
Look, if someone's willing to pay to see that, he's a professional. Also, it does take some skill.
I could actually feel my brain cells dying as I watched this.
Lmao I’m 33 and remember these coming out when I was in middle school. My brother who’s two years older was obsessed. And the teachers had a drawer full of confiscated boards.
I would argue its about as silly as alot of other sports.
Can't wait until watching paint dry becomes an Olympic event.
The hobby horse thing really made my wife flip. We saw a video a few weeks ago. Her comment was, “No f-king way!” 😂
I’m glad their sponsors are making sure they’re taken care of 😂.
this has been around since the 90s.
“If there is life on other planets, then the earth is the Universe’s insane asylum.” - Voltaire.
A proffessional trauma! Fingerboarding after more decade has now become traumatizing, too!! MAKE IT STOOOP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE IT STOOOOOP!!!!!
Is this now an Olympic sport? How about finger parkour next? I can demonstrate Greek line dances on a tabletop with two hands simultaneously linked together by my thumbs. Should be a market for that too.
At Least the horse girl is getting some exercise.
@GazGuitarz
Ай бұрын
Pretty good jumper too
I always remember in a King of the Road one of the challenges was “Find someone who is good at finger boarding and is also not a virgin” hahaha
wow, such skill, the balance, the years to hone those tricks......give them a participation award
Even the Roman empire didn't fall that low.
Things I used to play when I was 4. Now they are professional sports. Man, I could've the world's best if I didn't grow up.
Fingerboarding takes a lot of practice and coordination...Good for him!
Surprised you didn't include "finger-tutting". Carl, are you slipping? 😂😂❤