The new prisoners at the bus were probably like "WTF"

@spiritualbeetle3904

4 жыл бұрын

The bus pulls up and there's a column of smoke rising from the prison

@razorzz2

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@DubBeats

3 жыл бұрын

They should kept them on the bus lol why let them out of the bus

@ASlickNamedPimpback

Жыл бұрын

“Welcome to the gulag”

The moment when the fire reached the wall and the prisoners/cooks were escaping through the holes in it was disturbingly realistic for a cartoony video game

@DodgeThemAll

7 жыл бұрын

They didn't want to be cooked!

@creativfoxdev

7 жыл бұрын

Dodge Them All Cooks being cooked? Thats cooktastic!

@quasicroissant

5 жыл бұрын

That part was absolutely horrifying

@quasicroissant

5 жыл бұрын

@lol wat? The part the original comment we are replying to is talking about...

@quasicroissant

5 жыл бұрын

@lol wat? Around 12:50 or so

I guess that's one way to fire a kitchen staff...

@DodgeThemAll

7 жыл бұрын

Literally...

@creativfoxdev

7 жыл бұрын

Fredrick Maier PUNSSSSSSS

@nooneimportant9547

5 жыл бұрын

So very punny

@zegpath81

5 жыл бұрын

LOL!!

@AverageJoe610

4 жыл бұрын

That went dark quick

Prison Guard: sir we've lost all control in there, the prisoners have assault rifles and parade around the halls with dead guards, we tried to send he national guard but they've all slipped on the blood stain... What do we do? Mentally stable Warden: call for a fire truck.. Prison Guard: sir... Wait... It's not that bad. You promised never again unless the situation was completely lost... Just starve them out? *20MinutesLater* Warden: see! No more riots. Such effective administration should be rewarded... I want promotion Former guard: if by riot you mean no bloody prison

@DodgeThemAll

6 жыл бұрын

A promotion is required after this great prison management :)

12:46 “Aw man that guard is gonna die, someone pull him away from the fire”. You say that while your whole kitchen staff is literally cooked alive with the prisoners in the canteen.

My compuuter would explode if this happened to me

All the cooks are like " I wanna prepare SOUP but I want to run AWAY from these rioting PRISIONERS that want to KILL US"

@xtrah9627

5 жыл бұрын

All the cooks instead just pair up in to the corner if the cafeteria lel

Thats my school when the teacher left for a minute

@totallynotdeadinside8893

3 жыл бұрын

Bet you were in standard one

@Miningboi2

2 жыл бұрын

Old but same

Moral of the story? Install sprinklers.

@frostyclan784

5 жыл бұрын

Vovin and get fire fighters instead of riot police

@redleader4876

4 жыл бұрын

lol XD

@lives4games620

3 жыл бұрын

With acid in them

congratulations, you actually managed to create Hell on Earth! Also: "sir, the prisoners have taken control of the canteen, fires have started, the death count is in the hundreds. What should we do?" President of Madagascar: *SEND* *IN* *MOAR* *PRISONERS*

how much of this would be on the news

@deegannorris4480

7 жыл бұрын

Ann Baumgart All of it.

@kxloux8466

7 жыл бұрын

Deegan Norris except for the cops killing the death row prisoners part

@zachwrenn

6 жыл бұрын

'A bloody battle took place at a local prison housing hundreds of prisoners, as the riot started, a fire began to grow, how will this prison rebuild? We have no idea...'

@zegpath81

5 жыл бұрын

More than G.A.B.O.S, I can tell you that lol.

@randomferret1595

5 жыл бұрын

all of it

Girls Protesting: We want justice, we want peace! Boys Protesting:

@darthvader8641

4 жыл бұрын

*P E R F E C T I O N*

"Ah, man that guard's gonna die, someone pull him away from the fire." *BURNS EVERY CHEF ALIVE* I suppose this channel's name should be 'Torch Them All'

@chrisketch1263

6 жыл бұрын

Ok

I have an idea do a series where after a massive riot you try to fix the prison and get it back to working order.

My prison when I forget to make a laundry room:

Now, we need a greater riot.

@SouthKami

7 жыл бұрын

can you imagine the newscaster trying to report this?

@Ethano2014

7 жыл бұрын

best solution: Fire

@mariuskatutis3989

5 жыл бұрын

1000+ prisoner riot lik if u agrri

@remiliasca

4 жыл бұрын

greater fire*

@DubBeats

3 жыл бұрын

I bet this riot was over the news...

Just saying I would love to watch a series where he tries to rebuild this place from the ashes!

@DodgeThemAll

6 жыл бұрын

It'd be a cemetary lol.

@AverageJoe610

4 жыл бұрын

Dodge Them All lol 😂

I like how the profit just keeps increasing as staff die

@flextape467

Жыл бұрын

Dont need to pay the staff if they're all dead

@sync822

Жыл бұрын

@@flextape467 i guess so but it wont be fun speaking to their families in court

At 9:01 I love that there's a min sec prisoner carrying a book. He just wants to read, man... geez lol

I feel sorry for the janitor

You could say the National Guard dropped some incendiary bombs or something.

This is when you realize how unrealistically lenient this game is. After a disaster like this, the entire place would be shut down for reconstruction, you would be fired to the dark side of mars, and the media would never let the incarceration system hear the end of it.

@i_love_games110

Жыл бұрын

3 years later but if failure conditions are on: too many deaths and you'll be fired and sent to the prison while the government takes control if a riot lasts too long you'll be fired and the government will take control and send the national guard in too many escapes and you will get fired while government takes control

@flextape467

Жыл бұрын

Not if we have sandbox mode enabled

@lasagnaocelot4766

22 күн бұрын

I’m pretty sure the normal mode has an option for losing conditions, which are very tight iirc

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL "TOTAL WAR"!!!!

@clayplayz6249

2 жыл бұрын

Riot: Total War

*Oh no, the water cannons caused another fire.*

This prison was a FLAMING success, it was the BOMB!

Do a riot with you actually playing as a prisoner

@mariuskatutis3989

5 жыл бұрын

yus dew it

@deadangeldeadangle5930

5 жыл бұрын

marius katutis I found u Am ur number one fan!

Great prison and nice video! I'm doing a series on the game at the moment, but really enjoyed watching yours!

I always use massive dormitories no matter the level of security. So many deaths...

@creativfoxdev

7 жыл бұрын

Enderchangling I use just holding cells and my prision ended with a riot that I "nuked"

Awesome video dude!

So... prison of the year award?

Prisonners : *Start a riot* Me : *Allow guards to use their weapons* Prisonners : "Why do I hear boss music ?!"

Meanwhile i panic when more then 5 dudes riot in my shitty ass prison

i remember once before i had a prison with 200 inmates they started a riot in the yard 100 inmate start breaking stuff and killing each other thankfully the armored guards and snipers killed them i had 80 casualties... 5 guards were killed rest were prisonners but srsly this one is just crazy

@DodgeThemAll

6 жыл бұрын

Yes, this was a massacre.

@ThunderCrims

5 жыл бұрын

This is fake

@DubBeats

3 жыл бұрын

I had a riot but it wasn’t like this we maybe had 50 inmates dead in some officer was kill but this one is a war...

Great video. I've just started playing this game on PS4. I've got a small prison going with 40 prisoners.

Man I love your content man!

Now this is what I call the darkest history in prison. Is like a zombie outbreak

I love playing with the Creative Trainer mod, I think that’s what it’s called, you can start a riot and give all the prisoners contraband.

@BlaiyND

5 жыл бұрын

Give them assualt rifles

1:00 four guards with knifes

12:00 "oh man those weapons are on fire" *as cooks scramble in the corner being burnt alive*

Oh the humanity!

I like to imagine the guards he fired just ran away in fear

While the whole riot is happening I see these prisoners who just arrived are standing there like it’s a normal day

video shows 400+ prisoner riot does nothing (edit) until 5 minutes in me when 7 people riot: lockdown + calls all units of riot police and special ops

As a bank robber with three years in federal prison, this was very satisfying.

@JDG-hq8gy

4 жыл бұрын

Are you okay?

30:56 firefighters at last 🔥

@DodgeThemAll

6 жыл бұрын

If you make a video about killing you can't save until the end.

what mods does he use?

Now THIS is a riot

I don't know why but I'm laughing my ass off through the whole thing... must be the commentary.

Here are tips for riots: Do a bang up. Call in 1 pair of riot units. If they don’t work call another until you reach 3 (max) If the riot units are slowly taking down the riot activate lock-down to stop them building up.

For most of the video I was just yelling, CALL A PLATOON OF SOLDIERS!!!

@flawlessbinary7449

5 жыл бұрын

RaZoR You can't do that, that's a failure condition.

@azcarth1125

5 жыл бұрын

Flawless Binary how

@flawlessbinary7449

5 жыл бұрын

When a riot becomes too violent, you will receive a call from the government telling you to stop the riot by putting a limit to the max number of deaths. If you bypass the limit, you will fail the game and the military will take control of the prison, imprisoning you as well. That is one of the failure conditions in the game.

Which prison did you use?

So it begins

What was the mods used in this?

I feel bad for the janitors that’s have to clean this place up

Beautiful

Quick and dirty way to end a riot? 3 simple steps 1) Get a bunch of armed guards and snipers, and set up a killbox at the entry to the prison 2) Set all the doors in the prison to be always open 3) Watch the carnage

Why didn't you send paramedics at the end after the riot was over to get wounded?

When 400 boxes of weapons was left over

This prison is pretty much like a CS:S server getting hacked.

Damn this is some serious shit compared to the riots in my prison i've only had 1 serious riot where somebody knocked out their parole officer, broke a cctv camera and metal detector and started attacking prisoners which cause a huge brawl in the showers, somehow 2 workmen got trapped in the fight (they died) my guards were struggling to push through the fight but there was an armed guard below the parole room so he went up and shot a bunch of people and that ended the riot. Plus during the riot someone in the cell block killed a worker and assaulted a janitor he got his ass beat by a guard and the janitor survived thanks to that guard. Then after the riot alot of people were put in solitary for murder and serious harm to another inmate and they started a murder spree in there 10 people left dead in solitary. In total 17 people died that day 3 workers and 15 inmates 5 died in the riot and 10 in the murder spree and that day at least 14 people were left unconscious.

Fantastic video.

the riot won't end

why were there guards with knives?

What mods are you using?

Those kitchen staff had me dying because they were gonna burn alive with the prisoners

Dude!! You killed all your kitchen staff Lol!!

We might need a _slightly_ big mourge

whats the mod called?

‘do we need to call the riot police in’ *I FUCKING WONDER*

Does anyone know the prison architect version? Thx

@DodgeThemAll

6 жыл бұрын

Whatever the current release when the video was released.

is this online?

That's a lot of red on the floors of the canteen lol

At least we have half a prison

this is why you get sprinklers

you killed all your chefs by the fire...

Girls playing any building games: Omg so fun! Sorry I accidentally deleted a thing Boys playing building games:

Surprised people didn't start tripping over the corpses and trampling over each other...

I have one thing to say... R.I.P Prison

How do you just start riots? Or what mod is it?

@juliancruz5888

3 жыл бұрын

Make your prisoners angry and they will start it themselves

@E333E

3 жыл бұрын

Or use instant riot mod

@DubBeats

3 жыл бұрын

It mostly start it if your inmate relationship is bad that will start a riot...

Shit just got real

i have a mod where he guards have mp40's imagine that just assualt rifles basically then military callout aka a van full of miliary with assault rifles

Yes

Do more

this is like when i found developer mode in rimworld

10:02 Can you tell us the name of this mod and give us a download link?

@E333E

3 жыл бұрын

It's called instant riots

I'm apparently a pussy and didn't even know it until I saw the one prisoner that was begging for safety and it bothered me a bit

All the cooks holy shit they are terrified

@DodgeThemAll

6 жыл бұрын

I bet.

war never changes

When teacher leaves for 5secs

"it's a bloodbath"

Meanwhile the stocks are high while the prisoners are rioting

SCP overhaul used to contain a nuke. If you had permadeath enabled then you would get FUCKED.

What mods do you have? I really want them

@DodgeThemAll

6 жыл бұрын

Ultraviolence was the only one I think.

@emeraldcat123e2

6 жыл бұрын

Dodge Them All thx boss.

Anybody hate it when you please your prisoners as much as possible (They don’t deserve it) and still Riot.

riot, more like revolt. nice video

@DodgeThemAll

7 жыл бұрын

The revolt was crushed!!!

@deegannorris4480

7 жыл бұрын

Dodge Them All It was a rebellion!

Those poor hundreds of chefs

@DodgeThemAll

6 жыл бұрын

They got cooked!

How long did it take to clean up?

@DodgeThemAll

6 жыл бұрын

I never tried to clean it up, but I'd imagine it'd take a considerable time to clean the dead bodies up.

@SouthKami

6 жыл бұрын

Dodge Them All I don't think you CAN clean all this up. Just delete any memory of this prison ever existing and never visit it again. because that place will be HAUNTED

@DubBeats

3 жыл бұрын

Man that will take a year too clean this shit you got rebuilt the cafeteria you got clean up the dead body in repair the stuff that the inmate broke...

well....y'know what the old saying is.. "BY FIRE BE PURGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

War for one dolar, YAAY

Yeah no wonder with those cells….