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Hi friends,
This week I’m sharing my thoughts on the presidential debate. Democrats have been in crisis mode ever since whether it is Gavin Newsom and other pundits trying to assure that President Biden just “had a bad night” or others like Andrew Yang saying the president should step aside with some even calling for him to step down.
Meanwhile Trump’s performance was less than stellar with many easily tact checkable lies being told like Biden inherited no inflation or that Trump’s own tax reform isn’t to blame for a large portion of the massive economic inequality we see today.
Things that have been pain points for the GOP were largely ignored and many issues voters have with Biden’s administration that Trump could have easily exploited were side stepped for lies and hyperbole that could easily be disproven.
There is still time before the DNC with a few people praying that the delegates will back someone else with enough vigor to strike back at Trump and inspire voters.
Thanks for watching. If you enjoy please share with someone who could use a laugh and most of all thanks for being my friends.
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Video Directed by Jacob Menache
Recorded at House of Comedy in Detroit, MI

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    @JoshJohnsonComedy2 күн бұрын

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    @Xavier_boi908

    2 күн бұрын

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    2 күн бұрын

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  • @freemovies411

    @freemovies411

    2 күн бұрын

    Proud to be part of this

  • @blanketfortressofsolitude5270
    @blanketfortressofsolitude52702 күн бұрын

    I feel like maybe we, as a country, should just be single for four years and not date anyone. We don't make good choices.

  • @tiffanymichaels2429

    @tiffanymichaels2429

    2 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cortneypayton6473

    @cortneypayton6473

    2 күн бұрын

    On gawd!!🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @lindah.2815

    @lindah.2815

    2 күн бұрын

    Agree😂😂

  • @Adoubletrippletap

    @Adoubletrippletap

    2 күн бұрын

    #1 comment!

  • @candicem9651

    @candicem9651

    2 күн бұрын

    Underrated comment!

  • @fiendlayer2475
    @fiendlayer24752 күн бұрын

    I fucking KNEW the two men colliding in wheelchairs was going to lead into the debate and you did it so perfect lmao

  • @mckayle456

    @mckayle456

    2 күн бұрын

  • @JohnDoe-jh5yr

    @JohnDoe-jh5yr

    2 күн бұрын

    I appreciate how hard that lead-in is. Josh is talented.

  • @ganbaroteam6547

    @ganbaroteam6547

    2 күн бұрын

    Lol i got so drawn into the story I forgot, i got got by josh and i loved it😂

  • @yannmondehard4171

    @yannmondehard4171

    2 күн бұрын

    I too read the title 😂😂

  • @JohnDoe-jh5yr

    @JohnDoe-jh5yr

    2 күн бұрын

    @@yannmondehard4171 It would have been so easy for Josh to start there, but he found a way to connect it to another story.

  • @pb_and_nutella
    @pb_and_nutella2 күн бұрын

    I love that there are still parts of American culture so unified that you can say “you know those math problems” and everyone knows it’s either a) so much fruit or b) two vehicles of transportation on a collision course

  • @justalffie

    @justalffie

    2 күн бұрын

    Not just an American thing though

  • @friedpizza262

    @friedpizza262

    Күн бұрын

    It's not about culture... anywhere people learn math those kinds of math problems popup

  • @justalffie

    @justalffie

    Күн бұрын

    @@friedpizza262 💯

  • @arthurlobo2

    @arthurlobo2

    Күн бұрын

    bro thinks you gotta be american to know that the mitochrondria is the powerhouse of the cell

  • @zoezzzarko1117

    @zoezzzarko1117

    Күн бұрын

    Yesssssssss 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😳

  • @desecration171
    @desecration1712 күн бұрын

    That was a 6 min setup for that punchline and it paid off.

  • @tnfitzhugh4905

    @tnfitzhugh4905

    11 сағат бұрын

    💰🎰😊💰

  • @kat-sg8zy
    @kat-sg8zy2 күн бұрын

    The transition from two old people on a wheel chair colliding to the debates was genius!!!!!

  • @Rhythmicons

    @Rhythmicons

    2 күн бұрын

    Chapelle did it with the lengthy story about Jim Carey as Andy Kaufman to make an anti-trans joke.

  • @midgetmann1984

    @midgetmann1984

    2 күн бұрын

    That is the way you prep for talking about that debate.

  • @nametakenfan

    @nametakenfan

    2 күн бұрын

    Absolutely stuck the landing. The timing was perfect

  • @SahloFolina2161

    @SahloFolina2161

    2 күн бұрын

    @@Rhythmicons well damn.

  • @BluishGnome

    @BluishGnome

    2 күн бұрын

    We all sat here intently listening to a story about two men in wheelchairs, so committed to the entire thing for it to just be turned over and revealed as an allegory for our failing democracy

  • @bakingbola
    @bakingbola2 күн бұрын

    Best line : “A fast lie beats an unintelligible truth”

  • @deborahserafin8253

    @deborahserafin8253

    2 күн бұрын

    Biden was NOT truthful

  • @dbagette

    @dbagette

    2 күн бұрын

    This is a snake oil salesman problem. How do you beat that when the old elephants failed and the newer ones bought all the snake oil and platformed the salesman?

  • @xxBrokenDreams666xx

    @xxBrokenDreams666xx

    2 күн бұрын

    i literally told my friend this exact thing the other night. the fact that someone else made the same point is chilling

  • @jaycielle

    @jaycielle

    2 күн бұрын

    @@bakingbola this is the "the lie gets around the world before the truth gets its pants on" line perfected _and_ made better by being tailored to the situation

  • @TheDeven1000

    @TheDeven1000

    2 күн бұрын

    They’re both a couple of liars, but I can’t, in good conscience vote for Biden. Or any democrat at this point because their policies are horrible now. They’ve lost their fucking minds. I’m politically homeless now.

  • @kyordy
    @kyordy2 күн бұрын

    “You know those math problems?” EVERYONE got it. Absolutely amazing. Love love love that transition.

  • @ReganSkye2010
    @ReganSkye20102 күн бұрын

    “How do you not listen when it’s EVERYBODY saying it?” 💀

  • @BigAlexgator
    @BigAlexgator2 күн бұрын

    “We’re not crazy, THEYRE crazy” EXACTLY!!!! This!!!! Like a toxic f*cking ex. Exactly.

  • @_hi_pwr

    @_hi_pwr

    2 күн бұрын

    You can blame the other side but we are all a lot more similar than we let on. Very. Similar.

  • @driggs2109

    @driggs2109

    2 күн бұрын

    ​@@_hi_pwr That wasn't "blaming the other side". That was blaming the pundits, the media, and other talking heads.

  • @Yazarastsu

    @Yazarastsu

    2 күн бұрын

    @@driggs2109they’re on our side?

  • @driggs2109

    @driggs2109

    2 күн бұрын

    @@Yazarastsu What? My comment was in direct response to the one immediately above mine, part of which reads, "You can blame the other side..."

  • @Yazarastsu

    @Yazarastsu

    Күн бұрын

    @@driggs2109 the pundits, media, etc were a part of the other side that comment was referring to.

  • @tangoangel2782
    @tangoangel27822 күн бұрын

    I mean, I liked the video already, 4 hrs before the release, cause, yea, there is no way it will not be great. The comedy writes itself… 😂

  • @blackmanrunfree

    @blackmanrunfree

    2 күн бұрын

    There’s no way he doesn’t mention the golf game 😂

  • @SuperKeithers

    @SuperKeithers

    2 күн бұрын

    top kek

  • @SandbagsYoutube

    @SandbagsYoutube

    2 күн бұрын

    I was grinning ear to ear through the whole wheelchair story cause I just knew where it was going, so good

  • @tutinn_

    @tutinn_

    2 күн бұрын

    Lmfaoo - this is a PRE "lmfaooo" before I even watch it. I'm officially starting now at 0:14 here's my time stamp. I'll let my future self make the next comment.

  • @laurenmaxwell6954

    @laurenmaxwell6954

    2 күн бұрын

    And Josh makes it better lol😂

  • @theresjer
    @theresjer2 күн бұрын

    We're NOT crazy. We're not crazy. We're not crazy. .. Thank you. Very much.

  • @pandaexpresso
    @pandaexpresso2 күн бұрын

    Thank you Josh for helping us heal past the pain of the cringe that was the debate. Everything else just made us angry... We needed this.

  • @firesign4297

    @firesign4297

    17 сағат бұрын

    🎤

  • @byronp8158

    @byronp8158

    15 сағат бұрын

    Who's us and we? You're crazy!

  • @leapinglizzard7125

    @leapinglizzard7125

    6 сағат бұрын

    Jill Stein 2024

  • @williamalexander7481
    @williamalexander74812 күн бұрын

    So as a wheelchair user. It is fast and unsettling to suddenly be going a new speed that you don't control. It happens to me when my friend pushes my chair. 😂 I second that gravity is republican. It hates me.

  • @gmwillow

    @gmwillow

    2 күн бұрын

    So true! I just got a new chair that moves differently and it feels weird lol.

  • @soldiaz7261

    @soldiaz7261

    2 күн бұрын

    i usually use a manual, and when i used an electric scooter at the zoo and it felt like fucking nascar!

  • @EmpressOfExile206

    @EmpressOfExile206

    2 күн бұрын

    Except for the fact that Republicans aren't the ones filled with hate & misery 👍🏽😂

  • @thomaszielinski4326

    @thomaszielinski4326

    Күн бұрын

    Yeah we really only feel acceleration and de-acceleration (I'm not disabled, I just mean all of us as people). Moving at the same speed all the time doesn't really feel like moving at all, so I could easily see getting in something that is consistently faster than you're used to is gonna feel crazy fast or vice versa. I've noticed this myself when I'm on the highway for hours and get off and the speed limit is 30 and it feels like I'm crawling so I catch myself speeding because I think I'm going slower than I am.

  • @motherofdragons33

    @motherofdragons33

    Күн бұрын

    ​@@soldiaz7261😂 not NASCAR tho 🛵 🏎️😂😂😂

  • @Jenn_Jukebox
    @Jenn_Jukebox2 күн бұрын

    "gravity is a republican" 😂

  • @vanessawhitneypro

    @vanessawhitneypro

    2 күн бұрын

    Brilliant.

  • @xaivercampbell1587

    @xaivercampbell1587

    2 күн бұрын

    Cacklinggg

  • @user-zb7uh2ob1r

    @user-zb7uh2ob1r

    2 күн бұрын

    Thank you, Josh. The late night comedians are all on break just when we need them the most. Thanks for stepping up to help us out of this depression.

  • @user-zb7uh2ob1r

    @user-zb7uh2ob1r

    2 күн бұрын

    "Gravity is a Republican." I am dying. I cuss at gravity a lot, every time I drop something. This explains a lot.

  • @mickgoon2257

    @mickgoon2257

    2 күн бұрын

    That red republican elephant ass gravity!

  • @jpfizzle1
    @jpfizzle12 күн бұрын

    This dude broke down the Kendrick/Drake beef perfectly, so I knew he was fit for this job

  • @evirgil84
    @evirgil842 күн бұрын

    The long set up before the “that’s how I felt watching the debate” punchline was so good. 🤣

  • @DuchessDaywalker-rh8oj
    @DuchessDaywalker-rh8oj2 күн бұрын

    “That red, republican elephant-ass gravity” 😂

  • @nique2654

    @nique2654

    2 күн бұрын

    My fave part. 😂😂😂

  • @tarawalker7193
    @tarawalker71932 күн бұрын

    America collectively felt pain debate night.

  • @TragoudistrosMPH

    @TragoudistrosMPH

    2 күн бұрын

    Our first moment of solidarity in how long...was pain. Ooof!

  • @nothingworksworks3511

    @nothingworksworks3511

    2 күн бұрын

    dunno...crashed m wheelchair w Joe's "you got the morals of an alleycat".

  • @tarawalker7193

    @tarawalker7193

    2 күн бұрын

    @@nothingworksworks3511 😂😂😂

  • @tarawalker7193

    @tarawalker7193

    2 күн бұрын

    @@TragoudistrosMPH Right!

  • @Sadigziggi

    @Sadigziggi

    2 күн бұрын

    If only everyone felt pain. Some people felt like they had some kind of victory.

  • @duhnay
    @duhnay2 күн бұрын

    Hearing "it's not our fault!" is strangely comforting in a time like this, in these circumstances, with these candidates 😅😭

  • @dmperri
    @dmperri2 күн бұрын

    "A fast lie beats an unintelligible truth" ..... bars

  • @pseudodao7040
    @pseudodao70402 күн бұрын

    Dustiness occurs when one's age is also an FM frequency.

  • @juditha.jean-francois3670

    @juditha.jean-francois3670

    2 күн бұрын

    You deserve millions of likes for this 🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!!

  • @cubsfan224

    @cubsfan224

    2 күн бұрын

    Best comment - sounds like a Josh joke in fact 😂

  • @s.stinnett3972

    @s.stinnett3972

    Күн бұрын

    Bravo! That was golden! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂😂😂

  • @mimiesherry9491

    @mimiesherry9491

    Күн бұрын

    😂😂😂😂 my lungs

  • @brooklyna007

    @brooklyna007

    Күн бұрын

    Lol then you can call granpa "Music, money, fun, 97.1!"

  • @Frank-cz3cs
    @Frank-cz3cs2 күн бұрын

    You didn't say Donald Jail Trump, Josh!!!😅 He genuinely was concerned, and that was actually terrifying 😂

  • @retrohipster1060

    @retrohipster1060

    2 күн бұрын

    Yeah, I think Josh did a valiant job but it was pretty hard to find the humor in this situation. I already was kind of concerned that the momentum swing was going to go back Republican and we're going to have Trump in the office again.. now I'm even more worried.

  • @sunnie19

    @sunnie19

    2 күн бұрын

    ​@@retrohipster1060Worried??? Understatement 😢😢😢

  • @itkahsramal4983

    @itkahsramal4983

    2 күн бұрын

    ​@@retrohipster1060worried?! Vote blue. Just vote blue!

  • @adansmith5299

    @adansmith5299

    2 күн бұрын

    ​@@itkahsramal4983there are more than two parties friend

  • @Anelisa8520

    @Anelisa8520

    2 күн бұрын

    Nah, real concern is not in his DNA. All his handlers said: whatever you do, you *cannot look mean*. It doesn’t play well Other than that, he did way worse on the substance. Biden answered a bunch of questions accurately, in between the Rascal crashes. Trump just made ish up, and most of the time couldn’t stay on the topic of the question asked. We’re just so used to him lying and being random that he got a big fat pass. Also we might’ve had a bigger reaction to Biden‘s issues because we *hoped* he’d do well Either way, I’d vote for a marmot 🦫before Donald

  • @whosthatchicable
    @whosthatchicable2 күн бұрын

    'Is that MF alright ?' 😂😂😂😂 Oh Josh ! I needed this today!🫶🏾

  • @kylekillgannon
    @kylekillgannon2 күн бұрын

    The only breakdown over the debate is the one we're all having in fear for our country.

  • @Blinkptx
    @Blinkptx2 күн бұрын

    It honestly kills me that they don't do live fact checking during the debate. Not that it would have mattered to a certain group.

  • @VetinariClone

    @VetinariClone

    2 күн бұрын

    I mean it’s just not feasible. There were so many lies that to fact check live they would have needed to pause every sentence and spend several minutes explaining why it’s wrong.

  • @aaronakamatt1747

    @aaronakamatt1747

    2 күн бұрын

    Because the fact checking is often wrong or biased. Both of them lied constantly, but some of bidens lies were hard to even fact check because you weren't sure if he actually meant to say that or if his brain malfunctioning. Most of Trumps lies were embellishments or hyperbole which is Trumps style of speaking.

  • @aaronakamatt1747

    @aaronakamatt1747

    2 күн бұрын

    Yep, both candidates either embellished or lied every other sentence or you arent even sure if they meant to say that. ​@VetinariClone

  • @srosie5504

    @srosie5504

    2 күн бұрын

    Trump is the best

  • @Shoutinthewind

    @Shoutinthewind

    2 күн бұрын

    It wouldn’t have mattered to anyone because they both lied like crazy…also why would anybody believe the fact checkers have any better grasp on reality? Party Politics has almost nothing to do with facts. It’s WWE for Adults.

  • @ErezElene
    @ErezElene2 күн бұрын

    "We all know, gravity is a Republican" I DIED 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JennyInTheHighCountry
    @JennyInTheHighCountryКүн бұрын

    I feel like we have been in a forced, abusive relationship since 2016 & the abuse is about to escalate, & there is no way out

  • @zoezzzarko1117

    @zoezzzarko1117

    Күн бұрын

    😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😎🙇‍♀️🙏🏼😇

  • @FyreRayne76

    @FyreRayne76

    19 сағат бұрын

    😂😂😅😅😅🥺😩😫😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @cory2453

    @cory2453

    19 сағат бұрын

    Interesting...some say the 75+ million aborted since 1963 is an abusive relationship...

  • @LookyLooRealEstate

    @LookyLooRealEstate

    12 сағат бұрын

    I was doing pretty darned well 2016 to 2020. It's been way downhill since then

  • @dianahubbard7359

    @dianahubbard7359

    11 сағат бұрын

    Well put! The whole country is in an abusive relationship with a sociopathic, malignant narcassist. More than half of us know it and want it to stop. The others are like the abused wife who makes excuses for the abuse and continues to believe the lies and they stay because they somehow think they are better with that person and that's the best they'll ever do.

  • @yufaelia
    @yufaelia2 күн бұрын

    Ngl Trump was lying so damn confidentially that I didn't even think twice when he said, MULTIPLE TIMES, that people were doing abortions after 9 months. It wasn't until I checked Twitter during the ad break and saw "AFTER BIRTH" trending that I was like "...Hey yeah wait---"

  • @minki46664

    @minki46664

    Күн бұрын

    What is the difference between a late term abortion and one done directly after birth? Seems like you are just splitting hairs at this point.

  • @CinnamonQuills

    @CinnamonQuills

    Күн бұрын

    @@minki46664 There's no such thing as a "late term abortion" for a baby that could live outside the mother's body. It's not even a valid medical term, it's something that describes an abortion that happens at or after 21 weeks. It's a boogieman myth invented by hysterical anti-choice advocates. There is literally nowhere where a woman can and does get an abortion moments before birth. Abortions that happen later than usual (but STILL NOT UP TO BIRTH) happen for tragic reasons that pretty much always involve birth defects that aren't compatible with life.

  • @jacobstevens7046

    @jacobstevens7046

    Күн бұрын

    @@minki46664I can tell you how they're similar. They are both imaginary problems. 98.9% of abortions occur before TWENTY weeks. 93.1% happen before 13 weeks and 80% happen before 9 weeks. Source: The CDC. Can you define a "late-term" abortion? Because late-term abortion is not a medical term. "Late-term" in the medical field refers to woman who remains pregnant past the 'full term" 40 weeks. Do you have any links or sources showing huge amounts of women aborting children at 41 weeks? Less than 1% of abortions occur in the third trimester. No one is aborting kids at birth. Stick to talking about real issues like the border and maybe people will start taking the right seriously.

  • @eastvandb

    @eastvandb

    Күн бұрын

    @@minki46664 That's nonsense. Late terms abortions (which are almost never performed) are radically different from birthing a baby and then killing it. You should do a little of "your own research" as your people like to say about when and why late term abortions are ever performed. Except, your algorithms will only give you propaganda and nonsense.

  • @camrodam

    @camrodam

    Күн бұрын

    ​@@minki46664 one is done on a foetus, the other on a baby. There's a reason they have different names.

  • @spencershaw4419
    @spencershaw44192 күн бұрын

    Josh is just the best comedian hitting the stage right now. I’ve been loving his material since his first stand-up special. Just cranking out the good stuff again and again.

  • @DogDadInTraining
    @DogDadInTraining2 күн бұрын

    if my "off night" made me glitch so hard someone like trump shows something similar to concern for the first time in his life, that'd be my cue to step down tbh

  • @ClementineDaydream

    @ClementineDaydream

    Күн бұрын

    For real 😭

  • @ddddddno24
    @ddddddno242 күн бұрын

    To be honest, I saw the look on Trumo's face too...like he was concerned. Somehow.

  • @lindah.2815

    @lindah.2815

    2 күн бұрын

    He was probably concerned that if Biden dropped, he might be hit with another charge.

  • @AwesomeFish12

    @AwesomeFish12

    2 күн бұрын

    He'd been going on about how Biden was on performance enhancing drugs and preparing to lose the debate, so he could claim it was unfair. Then Biden turns up so out of it he can't form a sentence. Had him confused.

  • @Jonathan-mm5zx
    @Jonathan-mm5zx2 күн бұрын

    ‘A fast lie beats an unintelligible truth’😂

  • @DennisMoore664
    @DennisMoore6642 күн бұрын

    They're the candidates none of us (sane people) want. It's 2016 all over again! We're so screwed.

  • @BeefIngot

    @BeefIngot

    2 күн бұрын

    More screwed with the cureent supreme court amd project 2025. Its literally a cant lose election but people are not smart and vote or dont vote for the dumbest reasons imaginable.

  • @TheSocratease

    @TheSocratease

    2 күн бұрын

    That's just you, Boo. I'm okay with Biden/ Harris.

  • @theladyisabelle

    @theladyisabelle

    2 күн бұрын

    @DennisMoore664 You speak nothing but truth!

  • @DennisMoore664

    @DennisMoore664

    2 күн бұрын

    @@TheSocratease Well, apparently not _just_ me. I'd be more okay with Harris/Somebody else, but I don't know if enough of the rest of the voters out there would be. I also hope I'm wrong because more than anything I don't want the adjudicated rapist and convicted felon back in the White House.

  • @mickeyoshea2035

    @mickeyoshea2035

    2 күн бұрын

    ​@@TheSocrateaseno. No, it's not just them... boo. 🙅🏽‍♀️✌🏽

  • @jaycielle
    @jaycielle2 күн бұрын

    You're the only comedian I know who has found the perfect midpoint between regular YT uploads _(in both senses)_ and actual special-level releases & it genuinely kind of blows my mind - it's so brilliant to watch Your stuff is so consistently high-quality that it honestly kind of smooths my brain over and makes me into that type of _"profoundly-dumb but pleasant"_ person that gets to enjoy life and comedy to its fullest without the constant overthinking and worrying lol

  • @jaycielle

    @jaycielle

    2 күн бұрын

    Fuck I edited the comment for a stupid formatting reason and it deleted the heart - be careful guys, turns out the brain-smoothing effect is permanent 🤦

  • @hopeo-w5961

    @hopeo-w5961

    2 күн бұрын

    ​@jaycielle but at least YOU know the heart happened!

  • @jaycielle

    @jaycielle

    2 күн бұрын

    @@hopeo-w5961 you're absolutely right

  • @munchiekins

    @munchiekins

    2 күн бұрын

    petition for Josh Johnson to reheart it ❤❤❤

  • @jaycielle

    @jaycielle

    2 күн бұрын

    @@munchiekins dear god please no, I don't wanna be a ReMake-A-Wish kid - a huge part of why I love what he's doing is because it feels like him & his team° are fully focused on making these vids as good as they can be, not being distracted by nutritionless BS like being asked to re-validate a compliment I already gave and expected no validation from in the first place _(it was fucking dope though tbf, I screenshotted that shit immediately so I already have that shit forever lol)_ °or just him, which if it _is_ just him setting up these cams and editing & posting these _and_ booking & promoting all these gigs solo while getting this level of quality shit out would make him my actual GOAT - if he does reheart, I'll delete this and just try and style it out lol

  • @CraftingwithDelonda
    @CraftingwithDelonda2 күн бұрын

    Honey, you are doing the lord's work with this comedy 😂

  • @KianaDChaudhry
    @KianaDChaudhry2 күн бұрын

    This is the definition of giving the people what they want. I'm excited to hear it

  • @sunnie19
    @sunnie192 күн бұрын

    Everyone is not dusty at 90+, some people are dusty in their twenties. Keeping it real. 😊

  • @mom.left.me.at.michaels9951

    @mom.left.me.at.michaels9951

    2 күн бұрын

    Every time I find a good moisturizer it gets discontinued 😅

  • @sunnie19

    @sunnie19

    2 күн бұрын

    @@mom.left.me.at.michaels9951 😃😃😃😃 Sorry, for laughing.,but this comment made me laugh. (laughing from crying) 🤣🤣🤣

  • @gabrielmaroto18

    @gabrielmaroto18

    2 күн бұрын

    I know a man right now who don’t eat vegetables and looks like he don’t drink water dusty as fu€k

  • @lucamara6424

    @lucamara6424

    2 күн бұрын

    I use body butter that is actually for pregnant women to moisturize their bellies…I recommend it actually😆 it’s from Burt’s Bees

  • @Tony-nt5zd

    @Tony-nt5zd

    Күн бұрын

    You merely adopted the dusty. I was born in it, molded by it.

  • @michele2716
    @michele27162 күн бұрын

    How does he come up with such funny & wise comedy, from utterly tragic events, so rapidly, and then! he delivers it with style - like your best friend hanging w/ you on the porch, telling simple stories and yet making you wheeze from laughter. Josh is saving lives.

  • @brittanyfielder1092
    @brittanyfielder10922 күн бұрын

    Until next week, my friend. I could listen to you and your perspective of everything for hours it soothes my overactive mind and I can keep up/ focus on the present. Big hugs. I’ll miss you til then! 😊

  • @JoshJohnsonComedy

    @JoshJohnsonComedy

    2 күн бұрын

    New set tomorrow at 8pm est

  • @brittanyfielder1092

    @brittanyfielder1092

    2 күн бұрын

    @@JoshJohnsonComedy the way I just gasped lol see you tomorrow then! 🤭

  • @mohamadsami7131
    @mohamadsami71312 күн бұрын

    “I wAS tHeN”🤣😂

  • @Ayurveduh

    @Ayurveduh

    2 күн бұрын

    I was just about to comment this!!! I’m totally taking this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chasefunke1556
    @chasefunke15562 күн бұрын

    “Guys… I thought we were RHYMING”

  • @tiffanymichaels2429

    @tiffanymichaels2429

    2 күн бұрын

    You suggesting a Kendrick and Drake tv debate? My money would be on Kendrick. He's already blasted Drake so hard I'm surprised he can stand.

  • @BiggusNickus

    @BiggusNickus

    Күн бұрын

    @@tiffanymichaels2429 "FALL!"

  • @tiffanymichaels2429

    @tiffanymichaels2429

    Күн бұрын

    @@BiggusNickus 😂

  • @Xin13-ub9ud
    @Xin13-ub9udКүн бұрын

    There's a perfect balance between education and entertainment.

  • @naciremasti
    @naciremasti2 күн бұрын

    "A fast lie beats an unintelligible truth" should be the slogan for the 2024 presidential election.

  • @jebbush6657

    @jebbush6657

    Күн бұрын

    I just find it so weird that everyone has decided Joe Bidens a Truth Teller just cause he's running against Trump when he literally had to drop out of a previous campaign for plagiarizing someone's life story and pretending it was his 😂

  • @jebbush6657

    @jebbush6657

    Күн бұрын

    Have you guys seen a single thing Bidens said about Gaza? I don't think he's told the truth a single time. 😅

  • @gp2917

    @gp2917

    18 сағат бұрын

    It should be printed on our money

  • @susiepoadster4642
    @susiepoadster46422 күн бұрын

    A fast lie beats an unintelligible truth. How I’m sposed to know? JJ loves America

  • @tragicslip_2

    @tragicslip_2

    2 күн бұрын

    This is such a 🔥 joke.

  • @SS-lz6cb

    @SS-lz6cb

    2 күн бұрын

    More like unintelligible lies 😂 Bro got fact checked during debate and gave a live action surprise pikachu face 😆

  • @driggs2109

    @driggs2109

    2 күн бұрын

    ​@@SS-lz6cb I think a lot of people missed that Ol' Joe told more than a handful of lies because they were all so stunned that he physically looked not alive, and a lot of his answers made no sense.

  • @kingofgrim4761

    @kingofgrim4761

    Күн бұрын

    @@SS-lz6cbnow I’m curious

  • @333onlyhalfevol
    @333onlyhalfevol2 күн бұрын

    Josh's stand up is the only way I can digest the news these days. ❤

  • @steelalpaca1085
    @steelalpaca10852 күн бұрын

    That was not a look of concern. That was a predator sensing weakness. "Mumble mumble, we beat Medicare..." Trump- "Yeah you beat it to death."

  • @dollarmerchtree4587
    @dollarmerchtree45872 күн бұрын

    The worst part was hearing on the news the next day that someone from the Whitehouse said they had never seen Biden like that. Where have you been?

  • @andi.4pf
    @andi.4pf2 күн бұрын

    “Dusty” caught me off guard 🤭🤭🤭

  • @macheteimprovvisa
    @macheteimprovvisa2 күн бұрын

    I can’t keep going to sleep at 2AM. This is going to be part of my morning coffee-joint-shower routine of campions.

  • @IjwPetersen

    @IjwPetersen

    2 күн бұрын

    hold up you cambions or champions

  • @DennisMoore664

    @DennisMoore664

    2 күн бұрын

    I don't know if you meant to do that or not because I make typos all the time that I don't catch before posting too, but either way - that's funny.

  • @8Platinum8

    @8Platinum8

    2 күн бұрын

    Get your rest youll thank yourself in the morning

  • @RaWaY561
    @RaWaY5612 күн бұрын

    Josh Johnson needs to be in a Jordan Peele movie

  • @maetay1256
    @maetay12562 күн бұрын

    When Josh says "ok," it reminds me of when I'm talking to my kids😂😩🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @JDiB-rs2qm
    @JDiB-rs2qm2 күн бұрын

    Josh is the only person I can hear the news from anymore!

  • @gauthamlal

    @gauthamlal

    Күн бұрын

    Same! 🙌

  • @eggsandwichmafia
    @eggsandwichmafia2 күн бұрын

    Insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting a different result

  • @nickv1212

    @nickv1212

    2 күн бұрын

    Like trying to teach democrats a lesson by doing a protest vote by voting 3rd party. Yeah, that sure taught them, they sure learned a valuable lesson. Or we could've just kept postponing the inevitable Republican fascist takeover by electing democrat after democrat every election. Any time we take a single step forward with dems, republicans take over and force us 10 steps back. The way to not keep repeating these mistakes is to turn purple districts blue, and we do that by showing up every election, big and small (we are the majority). Progressives have much less of a shot in purple states because during the primaries, voters and the party are worried about appealing to the centrists during the general. If every progressive in those areas showed up to vote, even if it's a centrist we're voting for, we can work at primarying the centrist. But we can't do that if we're not all coming out in droves voting like the old fart republicans do. If we show how blue the majority of places are, we could've had a chance by making ourselves believe we had a chance. And maybe progressives would actually be able to get things done by evening the playing field with centrists, rather than having to bow their heads to centrists because there's like 10 progressives in a congress with 435 members. Maybe we could've shown America what it's been missing, leading people to not wanna go back. That's how we stop repeating the same mistakes over and over again. If our policies bare great fruit and people love it, we celebrate it and say this is what progressive policies are capable of. If other progressive policy gets shot down by centrist dems, we can point to them and say they're the reason we're not getting these great policies, we need to primary them to get our healthcare, free/cheap college and shit.

  • @nickv1212

    @nickv1212

    2 күн бұрын

    Doesn't have to be that way. Liberals are the majority. The reason progressives have a hard time winning is because we don't show up enough, showing that places are safely blue enough to run a progressive. And progressives can't get anything done because there's like 10 in all of congress. If we got the ball rolling and showed what great progressive policy is capable of and people love it like they do everywhere else in the world, then we can primary centrists who voted against it and similar proposals.

  • @ZHZhuull

    @ZHZhuull

    Күн бұрын

    So what do you call copying pasting this old ass quote that you don't even understand repeatedly all over random videos?

  • @RochelleLang

    @RochelleLang

    10 сағат бұрын

    @@ZHZhuull😂😂😂

  • @jasonpdsi
    @jasonpdsi2 күн бұрын

    This fine young man is the future of comedy. Keep it up, Josh, you're amazing.

  • @MisterLobb
    @MisterLobb2 күн бұрын

    The entire earth has been saying it, except the legacy media

  • @MiriamWalcott
    @MiriamWalcott2 күн бұрын

    Seriously wondered where that story was going almost fell out of my chair when it became obvious 😂.

  • @BigAlexgator
    @BigAlexgator2 күн бұрын

    This entire skit is like “OH NO HES HOOOOOOT” but instead I’m saying in my head “oh nooooo, he’s righttttt” 😭😭😭😂

  • @Arshva

    @Arshva

    Күн бұрын

    He's also hot though 😂

  • @BigAlexgator

    @BigAlexgator

    Күн бұрын

    @@Arshva hahaha that he is 😭😂 I was just a bit distracted by how terrible everything else was

  • @nerfherder4284
    @nerfherder42842 күн бұрын

    I thought it was the story before the debate discussion until I started to realize....he IS talking about the debate 😂👍🏻✌🏻 You are the GOAT of the news Josh!

  • @TheDeven1000
    @TheDeven10002 күн бұрын

    “Gravity is a republican” took me the fuck out 😂

  • @mantistoboggon4739
    @mantistoboggon47392 күн бұрын

    I miss Roy Wood Jr. But you ease the pain of his absence.

  • @ganbaroteam6547

    @ganbaroteam6547

    2 күн бұрын

    Is he a similar comedian?

  • @mom.left.me.at.michaels9951

    @mom.left.me.at.michaels9951

    2 күн бұрын

    ​@@ganbaroteam6547 there's episodes of this is not happening thats on YT that he hosts. The older ones are done by Ari Shaffir the original owner of the channel.

  • @TheDeven1000

    @TheDeven1000

    2 күн бұрын

    @@mom.left.me.at.michaels9951it was best when it was Ari

  • @sebastianmosqueda5959

    @sebastianmosqueda5959

    2 күн бұрын

    What happened to Roy?

  • @LoLifeIsForever-hl2nm

    @LoLifeIsForever-hl2nm

    Күн бұрын

    🤣Roy is straight up comedy!!

  • @ellekay4758
    @ellekay47582 күн бұрын

    WHAT AN INCREDIBLE SET UP/SEGWAY 🤣🤣🤣

  • @freshsolutions1733

    @freshsolutions1733

    2 күн бұрын

    Segue

  • @aliciaaaa2154

    @aliciaaaa2154

    Күн бұрын

    ​@@freshsolutions1733 Segway works as a pun though 😂😂

  • @StruwwelHexe
    @StruwwelHexeКүн бұрын

    why, among so many millions of people in the states, are these the only candidates they can come up with?? It's painful.

  • @cheesecurd100s

    @cheesecurd100s

    5 сағат бұрын

    It's rigged. We need to collectively find a viable independent party candidate

  • @genevievevancleve4855
    @genevievevancleve48552 күн бұрын

    Respectfully, SCOTUS's decision yesterday changes everything.

  • @tedpellerin55
    @tedpellerin552 күн бұрын

    Why do the comedians say it best? Josh kills it here.

  • @tiger5869
    @tiger58692 күн бұрын

    'I was then' is a great phrase

  • @josiahclagett7369
    @josiahclagett73692 күн бұрын

    Thank you for undoing the gaslighting they do. You're right. We're NOT crazy.

  • @yendyss
    @yendyss2 күн бұрын

    you know it’s gonna be good because it’s A) trump and biden’s absolute buffoonery of a debate and B) josh johnson.

  • @robertamccartney5500

    @robertamccartney5500

    2 күн бұрын

    ✔️

  • @busolaak
    @busolaak2 күн бұрын

    "Donald Jail Trump" is crazy😂

  • @mofire5674
    @mofire56742 күн бұрын

    Honestly....I think I could go my whole life only getting my news from Josh, especially with how things are.

  • @yubtubtime
    @yubtubtime2 күн бұрын

    Your delivery is so clever because it's so conversational, so you don't belabor every detail leading up to the punchline, but you still signpost *just enough* that it feels off-the-cuff without getting disjointed. I've been to a lot of open mics and house shows so I've seen some folks, trying to keep the joke conversational, take stories so far off the rails that no one had any idea what was going on. It's a really subtle style, and, even though I have a lot of friends who are comics, I've never seen anyone really nail it this well. My guess is you must either have a baller memory or be using some kind of memory palace technique 👌

  • @eustatic3832
    @eustatic38322 күн бұрын

    Miss you in Louisiana. We tend to shine outside our home. Excelsior, brother.

  • @AnthologyOfDave
    @AnthologyOfDave2 күн бұрын

    We're so screwed

  • @leruhs

    @leruhs

    Күн бұрын

    Been screwed since inception 😢😂

  • @dianamiller3307

    @dianamiller3307

    11 сағат бұрын

    Amen brother

  • @stevedaniales4695
    @stevedaniales46952 күн бұрын

    Everybody talking about the transition was smooth... I was invested in the wheelchair debacle

  • @breath888
    @breath8882 күн бұрын

    I wanted to go to his show so bad. They sell out so fast. I'm so glad these clips get uploaded.

  • @sofianacinovich
    @sofianacinovich2 күн бұрын

    Josh Johnson is becoming my main source of news 😂

  • @CTJMusic
    @CTJMusic2 күн бұрын

    OMG, what an insane set up to the debate lol! This.guy. WOW 😂😂😂😂

  • @HalletHarper
    @HalletHarper2 күн бұрын

    I meant to watch the debate but after about ten minutes I tapped out. I was hoping Josh would cover the debate for us and I stand by my decision. This is the correct way to learn about how the debate went down.

  • @itbetru2229
    @itbetru22292 күн бұрын

    42k views in an hour. More than most stadiums fit. Congratulations on the success bro!

  • @dr.carmichael530
    @dr.carmichael5302 күн бұрын

    How have you not hosted SNL yet?

  • @justajumpingypsygirl

    @justajumpingypsygirl

    2 күн бұрын

    He deserves it!

  • @Twash50
    @Twash502 күн бұрын

    The most honest and on point break down of the debate that never should have happened.

  • @alejandraarias4229
    @alejandraarias4229Күн бұрын

    people say that comedy should be fast and dynamic and then Josh comes up with the best punchline after 6! minutes. You are incredible sir.

  • @cathyortiz1280
    @cathyortiz12802 күн бұрын

    I'd rather have someone old & honest than a narcissist liar who wants to be a dictator!

  • @mom.left.me.at.michaels9951

    @mom.left.me.at.michaels9951

    2 күн бұрын

    Land of the free, not a monarchy!

  • @nicholascordes5276

    @nicholascordes5276

    2 күн бұрын

    You’ve probably already voted for a dictator. It wasn’t Trump who weaponized the justice department against his competitor, suppressed media coverage when it painted him in a bad light, and stood behind fbi agents falsifying a Russia collusion story to sabotage the president. If you think the same media outlet that told you Joe was perfectly fine and in great health was telling you the truth about everything else, you ought to think twice for your own sake.

  • @dahliaherrod4301

    @dahliaherrod4301

    2 күн бұрын

    Ma'am...be serious

  • @hoviksmail

    @hoviksmail

    2 күн бұрын

    Honest? Bidens has been a politician his whole life and enriched himself through corruption. Don't be delusional.

  • @missmiss6516

    @missmiss6516

    2 күн бұрын

    ​@dahliaherrod4301 you be serious. You want to live in a dictatorship? Move to North Korea then phone home

  • @MaryenPaola1
    @MaryenPaola12 күн бұрын

    babe wake up, a new JJ video is launching tonight

  • @Techfuse13
    @Techfuse132 күн бұрын

    Caught my first premiere! What a day. Cheers Josh!

  • @blessed4737
    @blessed47372 күн бұрын

    Stomping, screaming, laughing at the red,republican gravity 😂😂😂 I'm a conservative btw but appreciate comedy. 😊

  • @theeNappy
    @theeNappy2 күн бұрын

    We're fucked.

  • @DemoniqueLewis
    @DemoniqueLewis2 күн бұрын

    That slow motion wreck is classic but to many of us just watching it happen.

  • @tranquility1991
    @tranquility19912 күн бұрын

    Man...we are fucked. Great set though!

  • @doccrypto4478
    @doccrypto4478Күн бұрын

    Bro is such a good writer. The transitions, delivery, just on point.

  • @obits3
    @obits32 күн бұрын

    I think there was a moment when Trump raised his voice and said something like “You can’t let this happen Joe!” At that moment, I really felt like Trump was really worried about Joe and his ability to be president.

  • @qianna36
    @qianna362 күн бұрын

    "Is this MF alright?!" 😂😂

  • @AlwysShine17
    @AlwysShine172 күн бұрын

    First time catching a Josh premiere. The stars have aligned 😊

  • @roseshilane
    @roseshilane2 күн бұрын

    " it was going to happen whether I was there or not.... That's how I felt about the debate "😅

  • @mistrrw1952
    @mistrrw19522 күн бұрын

    I read the title. I clicked the video… and still didn’t see it coming. 😂

  • @carlmax25
    @carlmax252 күн бұрын

    Haha.. been waiting for your take on this since THA DEBATE!

  • @serafimkripachev2515
    @serafimkripachev25152 күн бұрын

    Oh, boy, here we go.

  • @semaj1077
    @semaj10772 күн бұрын

    This guy is able to produce more material than I’ve ever seen before

  • @jc3m
    @jc3mКүн бұрын

    As a millennial, I elect Josh to be The Voice of our generation. Brilliant, hilarious, angsty as hell.

  • @sohcahtoh4137
    @sohcahtoh41372 күн бұрын

    3rd time in my life I've laughed so hard food came out my nose....it was chips this time

  • @brennanthabault1351

    @brennanthabault1351

    2 күн бұрын

    That sounds painful

  • @sohcahtoh4137

    @sohcahtoh4137

    2 күн бұрын

    @@brennanthabault1351 honestly I thought I was going to die the first, the 2nd for sure thought I'd have a sinus infection, this time blew my nose and carried on.

  • @bluesamurai8

    @bluesamurai8

    2 күн бұрын

    Lol i feel you. Baby j made me laugh vomit for the first time. Taco bell + john mulaney = science outcome

  • @leruhs

    @leruhs

    Күн бұрын

    Ouch

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