Power Tool Dinner Party | Joseph's Machines
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Make dinner easier for everyone with these simple power-tool hacks.
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JOSEPH'S MACHINES solve everyday problems using familiar objects in unfamiliar ways. He creates them in his apartment in Brooklyn, New York.
Created by Joseph Herscher
Dinner Guests:
Erik Bergrin ( / erikbergrin )
Kim Bode
Asher Mills
Пікірлер: 2 200
He looks so serious on all of his inventions I LOVE IT. The corn is the best!
@forktographer861
5 жыл бұрын
for me the corn is the worst its hard to eat
@nohaalyemni6681
5 жыл бұрын
Yes I love corn too
@177_for_life8
4 жыл бұрын
You can paint your own corn walls
@erguiemiliano3672
4 жыл бұрын
It looks like Sheldon cooper 😂😂😂
@larisa--6043
4 жыл бұрын
@@forktographer861 pa mokh
I like how calmly he says “take the iron and throw it out the window!”
@Kipling45
9 ай бұрын
The way he said it tho & didn't look away from the camera 😆
Joseph - the corn on the paint rollers was simultaneously the most hilarious and most ingenious of them all. I laughed so hard my retina's nearly detached. You (and your infinitely patient friends) are the best!
This video was amazing. Right from the beginning with the wine bottle and the iron, I was hooked. As each course of the dinner progressed, I kept thinking, "Okay, how are you going to top that last one?" You totally exceeded my expectations. You crack me up, Joseph. Thanks for the laughs. Darryl PS I will never again look at a paint roller sleeve in the same way.
I think this is my new favorite channel on KZread
@hewo9390
4 жыл бұрын
Michael Jae me too😋😁
@mohammaddaud1236
4 жыл бұрын
He has so many subs
@godofpancakes9368
4 жыл бұрын
Aye if you see this we are in 2020
@ramyasuresh4393
4 жыл бұрын
Can you also subscribe to Wealth Out Of A Waste KZread channel. kzread.info/dron/raOLLPPtvJ9A7or_Ewp5-A.html This will become your next favourite
@missmustachio2256
3 жыл бұрын
Michael I agree
No one: 6:01 Tongue: Wiggle wiggle wiggle
@2_638
3 жыл бұрын
Da da da da da wiggle wiggle wiggle
@AaronLoventioDoho
Жыл бұрын
noice 69 likes
0:41 “Now take your ironer, then throw it out the windo” Dang that hit me so hard XD
@user-lk2qw9zh1y
3 жыл бұрын
Hope no one throws there 50 dollars iron for 10 dollars wine
@hoomanguy8501
3 жыл бұрын
Wait it fell on you
"And take the iron, and throw it out the window." -Joseph Herscher 2018
@freddyl0055
4 жыл бұрын
Karias abesamis so how did you get a concussion? Ya I got hit by a iron from A window
What do you mean improvement? These are literally perfect.
@mr_no-_-name4209
5 жыл бұрын
The ice cream drill
@johnthereaperleviathan2690
5 жыл бұрын
flipflopfla nope well Maybe a little on the wine thing.
@Chaotier
5 жыл бұрын
@@johnthereaperleviathan2690 Nope, Flawless.
@frayedendsofsanity1733
5 жыл бұрын
@@Chaotier it spilled everywhere
Joseph:let's make eating easier with power tools The power tool:flings everything everywhere
@joebloggs2937
4 жыл бұрын
Twice 😂
I'm laughing my head off at this.
@Aoskejuxoaq
4 жыл бұрын
Karen W why tho
@360101
4 жыл бұрын
Rez Alibi cause the fail
"power tool dinner party" sounds like a grind core band.
@noviaputra1887
3 жыл бұрын
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@2PeakTheIceWing
9 ай бұрын
It does! Wow I didn't realize.
2:44 - "This is self-explanatory" - This should be Josephs moto for all his inventions.
@filipgaczkowski8288
5 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@visheshchhabra2769
5 жыл бұрын
This is so so meaningful for his inventions!
@igotfizz4686
5 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha ya it should be
NOW THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT! *Time to invest all my life savings into this guy*
@humana.518
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@APerson18122
4 жыл бұрын
Lllllllooooooollllllll
@syph3155
4 жыл бұрын
Lolololololololo
@fernandosabado2980
4 жыл бұрын
LOL
The guests are never coming back lol😂😂😂
I think it is my new favourite KZread channel.😂❤🎉😊Zoe
Robot snacks was actually dope😂
@wormnog
3 жыл бұрын
Omg grian.
@thelittleboy8175
3 жыл бұрын
Its not grain lol
@wormnog
3 жыл бұрын
I know : )
That corn-roller idea is great! And the ice-cream cone is also great as long as it's working - which is always true, for people and machines. Thanks for this!!
I like the fork drill, the ice cream drill, the robot snacks, and the corn roller
Joseph: spins ice cream Ice cream: *dont mind if I YEET*
@ninjanoahtube8282
4 жыл бұрын
Yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttttt
@pizzapython
4 жыл бұрын
yeas yes
@sarahbeth5321
4 жыл бұрын
Lol lol xddddd 😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁
@jemmylee309
3 жыл бұрын
YEET
I was laughing so hard throughout the vid😂😂😂
@KillJoy_Since2017
5 жыл бұрын
Same
@lixol9797
4 жыл бұрын
Same
Dad: Don’t play with food! Kid: Okay dad. Joseph’s machines:
“Now hold the bottle tight and the iron and…… THROW IT OUT OF THE WINDOW 😅 Nice idea :)
@IndianBoneofficial
4 жыл бұрын
What if somebody was there and the saw it coming they’re say “OOF”
@mistymoon6227
4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@hr4471
4 жыл бұрын
Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
0:40 the neighbours must be like Honey another iron crashed through the window!
They're ALL great Joseph, you're such an entertainer. Some napkins hanging down from the ceiling would be helpful for the people that got blasted with spaghetti and ice cream. So funny and so clever you are.
@erb5979
5 жыл бұрын
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@altin4893
5 жыл бұрын
erb5979 facts tho
@collinpribula3270
5 жыл бұрын
I love them all! They’re so awesome but a little bit of a time waster.
@robertc9619
5 жыл бұрын
E
@MrPanyathon
5 жыл бұрын
Perb5979
How does your channel not have 1 million or more subscribers, its amaizing!
@pauulthefair
5 жыл бұрын
The corn thing was amaizing.
@jesusneave7015
5 жыл бұрын
@Mask Reacts i dont use auto correct
@tknlolchanel5301
5 жыл бұрын
Jesus Neave he does now
@gumgummy5708
4 жыл бұрын
Agree
If they gave me the parmasean I would’ve put The whole block of cheese on my plate
@skyline_supra_guy3756
4 жыл бұрын
yeah that's cos you're weird!
@stormtrooper9839
4 жыл бұрын
No it’s a normal Italian life
@skyline_supra_guy3756
4 жыл бұрын
@@stormtrooper9839 right...makes perfect sense!
@stormtrooper9839
4 жыл бұрын
Skyline_Supra_Guy dude it’s a joke
@skyline_supra_guy3756
4 жыл бұрын
@@stormtrooper9839 I was joking as well!
What marvellous inventions. They need no improvements, they are perfect just the way they are..
I seriously want to try the corn idea. The wine pourer could use some tweaking but seems fun as well. I'll pass on using powered tools during dinner though ^-^ (clumsy as can be)
I hope your friends appreciate your ideas as much as we do.
I like the Robot Snacks 😁 and the Wine Pourer spilld everywhere ☺
I love how he is the only one who can’t use his own creations 🤣
Now You're Playing With Power!
@saltymole6471
5 жыл бұрын
is that chara? Gotta call sans lol
@frostyne9048
5 жыл бұрын
*SUPER* POWER
@lucifernhean4772
4 жыл бұрын
Why are you here again
@royhutauruk2432
3 жыл бұрын
I don't understand?
I LOVE THE FORK DRILLS it should be sold here in the Philippines
@niimo4776
5 жыл бұрын
I bet the likes from that comment are from filipinos
@azunao5633
5 жыл бұрын
Hi I'm Filipino too 🤗
@ayaazmohammedbarasinurulis8606
5 жыл бұрын
f
@ayaazmohammedbarasinurulis8606
5 жыл бұрын
stands for filipino
@davidpalacio2331
4 жыл бұрын
Mabuhay!
I found a pic of two of your guests eating corn on the paint rollers many moons ago.. who knew that I would ever find the source? You are a visionary, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter!
Every Home Depot or hardware store needs this for customers
I would use the robot snacks just to see people struggle to dip their chips.
@bessyko09
3 жыл бұрын
(Trying to get chips)
@Royalgreen_
3 жыл бұрын
(tries to take chips but takes dip instead)
Energy saved in eating meals, increases total energy gains
Joseph ,I have no question but ,I love your Machines.
Hi Joseph, we LOVE all your Rube Goldberg machines and we think you are really clever! We really loved this one and we watched it twice - our favourite was the ice-cream drill! Thanks from all the kids at East West kinder in Melbourne.
6:48 2 boys 1 cone
“Now take the iron and throw it out the window!.” I’m ded
Now toss the Ron out the window *HITS SOMEBODY “oh shoot run”
Let’s get him into 1 million subscribers
I'd use the robot vacuumcleaner snack thing
@luna010
5 жыл бұрын
I’d use that but turn it off when it gets to me
@johanlkkemyhr241
5 жыл бұрын
Haha
@meanmirax7048
5 жыл бұрын
Me too
@davidhassen1774
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@user-bv9wj3bu4r
15 күн бұрын
Same
The corn roller should be smaler but it is fine The winepourer could be very decorative if it would not spill over the glass ... this could be improved by pushing an L shaped pipe in the opening which makes the wine flow direktly downwards without spilling The best one is the Robot Snack ... it cleans makes funn and moves independent ... should not be that noicie
@345wer
5 жыл бұрын
*a T shaped pipe (Since it pours in two directions)
@KSignalEingang
5 жыл бұрын
If there was some way to dampen the motion of the bottle, and have it automatically return to a standing position after a period of time, it would be perfect. Springs? A cord around the neck with an overhead pulley & counterweight?
This really does make dinner so much easier..
The cleaning robot / snack server is brilliant. The ice cream drill is excellent. Must try these some time!
6:08 it was at that moment where he know... he F *UP* 🤣🤣🤣
Amazing work, Joseph. Love from India. I loved your cricket video because we are champions of cricket.
Spagetti-Fork Drill Would be very nice to have 😁
When you’re just chilling in the alleyway trying to get to your apartment and then a iron hits you in the head
Lol the little robot is like "nope, no chips for you"
@BigMan_.
5 жыл бұрын
L O L
@miim_luv
5 жыл бұрын
Jessica Tsui Its Roomba (>ω
@randomn11gga29
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah
Robot snacks is next biggest thing for tech giants to invest in
@jesseking1923
5 жыл бұрын
Nice
@jesseking1923
5 жыл бұрын
I
This guy deserves atleast a million subscribers
@royhutauruk2432
3 жыл бұрын
Well, he does now
The ice cream one, was really smart. Especially the Robot snacks.
I'm watching them eat the spaghetti and thinking, "Those pointy sticks look dangerous" and then I realize... those are forks. Joseph made forks look dangerous.
@getin3949
5 жыл бұрын
A fork can be as dangerous as a gun if you know how to use one. Your artery in your neck is a very vulnerable spot.
@a4d1ty4n
5 жыл бұрын
@@getin3949 chill
I love how much the girl is enjoying it ❤
probably the funniest and most chaotic dinner party ever but fun
5:57 me trying to eat food when I’m 2 years old
And take the iron and throw it out the window Casually throws iron out window
@merrisathomas7357
5 жыл бұрын
Lol that's what I thought
@steevjoemathew
5 жыл бұрын
That was my favourite 😂
@majabogomolov1710
5 жыл бұрын
But he will get the iron back cause the cord stopped cause there was a machine thing that stopped
@macauley4466
5 жыл бұрын
@@majabogomolov1710 You mean the cork got jammed in the wheel which stopped the iron
@snipes9844
5 жыл бұрын
Exactly
important: do not mix up screwdriver and drill at a dinner party ^^
6:40 ooh! Love bird boys😍😍😍😎😎😎
@sheryllanneadora2388
4 жыл бұрын
I mean 6:47
This guy will be remembered
The sphageti fork drill is the best working thing and the ice cream drill only works with low rpm. The cheese sander is better with a round sander than a triangular sander. The corn roller is a great idea! But you have to fix it better. Nice video!! :D Thank you!!
am i the only one that laughed so hard when joseph sprayed spahgettion the other people
This has over 2 MILLION views! How doesn't he have more Subs?!?!?!?
When he has the iron. YEEEEEET!
i still imagine his neighbors getting angry because joseph is too noise thinking he is building something,but instead he is using all those materials just for eat😂👏
Lady: ima casually spin my spaghetti to make it a ball :D
6:45 Relationship vibes 😍 guess right??
The icecream which exploded like volcano due to movement of tectonic plates hahahaha......what a jpoke hahaha
@mithunda6574
3 жыл бұрын
6:07 sec watch it okk
6:08 clude's ult
This cracks me up! It’s a great example of exactly why I’m supporting your work via Patreon. We need more joy like this! -Cindy Nicholls (Reefgrrl is my channel)
Robot snack was 10 out of 10! Awesome. Ice cream flying around was fun, too.
This entire party is chaotic good
0:48 attending power tool party facial expression be like ((SCARY😂😂))
On the wine poorer you should try putting cloth under so it doesn’t spill on the table
the corn roller and the sphagetti fork drill 😂
Ngl some of these contraptions should be seriously considered for a bit of revisal and production! They were actually pretty good ideas!
Finally I can now fire my butler😂
If its a power tool party, why arent they eating computer chips?
@heikolaur6093
5 жыл бұрын
Okaaaaay, that was a nice pun
@Haz_wizZYT
5 жыл бұрын
It's racist
@kaylaackerman4556
5 жыл бұрын
😂
@kierstenholm1129
5 жыл бұрын
Power tools not devises
@playerone4266
5 жыл бұрын
Its a deluxe meal
The wines poured all over the table!
I laughed throughout the whole video 🤣😂 I started coughing after that!!!!!
now just take the iron......... and through it out the window!
When i need to build a houses , I know who to call
@rizalali5990
3 жыл бұрын
You from indonesia dont you
@Laiqul
3 жыл бұрын
@@rizalali5990 i'm from asgard 😁
@Agatha..12
3 жыл бұрын
Terivel
@Aaren_J1029
3 жыл бұрын
@@Laiqul lol
@dr.remembrance9845
3 жыл бұрын
*GHOST BUSTERS!!-*
I did this... and I am surprised with the results! Amazing! It only destroyed some of my house and utterly failed! It smashed my finger and I had to bandage it, amazing I love this!
Now these are the parties I go to
YAY a new Joseph vid !
Every 5 minute crafts video looks like this
That ice cream WAS EXPLOSIVE
the spaghetti drill was pretty hilarious.
The perfect way to feed in wanted house guests Like if u agree 🤣😜
Like if Joseph is the most entertaining you tuber ever
@pann2k940
5 жыл бұрын
youtuber*
@JGHinton1989
5 жыл бұрын
I love him almost as much as that guy with the gages at dinner loves him.
@0_-
5 жыл бұрын
beg
@lilmartinez1992
5 жыл бұрын
He is
@robgonzales8950
5 жыл бұрын
Ur Mom a
Thank you Joseph. this is the funniest thing I've seen in a looonnnng time! Genius!
His creativity and unpredictability reminds a lot of mr. Bean, it actually sounds like the behind-the-scenes of a movie which actually doesn't exist😊
2:02 Girl on the right looks like Elon Mask lol
@MeteoritePlayz
3 жыл бұрын
eLoN mAsK
He basically invented a corkscrew. Only slightly more dangerous.
The best is robot snacks. epic.... it will clean up and everyone would get a fair share.. I would use that. i think Ice cream could do with some improvement... but all of them are good... Brilliant sir
I love the robot cleaner one. I think the ice cream drill might need some work. It was funny though.