little do we know this show is 17 seasons deep and these guys are each worth $4.3 billion

@LyonsTheMad

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, if this were actually the case, could you even tell?

@kingtryptamine9501

3 жыл бұрын

Also the ice is actually hauled in by the crew. This show is fake news.

@rodrickard5528

8 күн бұрын

I read that its filmed inside a fallen SpinLaunch chamber.

@kyleanderson7026

6 күн бұрын

​@@rodrickard5528really? I heard it's where they filmed the moon landing but who knows anymore

"Every minute the guys are not walking on ice, they are losing money"

@Magusslettewestberg

3 жыл бұрын

read that in bear grylls voice

@Raclii

3 жыл бұрын

m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/oKaHutlmhrCzhaw.html

@darkos1012

3 жыл бұрын

"...Which means they're walking on thin ice."

@Circuitssmith

3 жыл бұрын

(Cuts to the interior of an office where someone is pretending to type on a computer) “I keep saying, we’ve got too much ice and not enough guys to walk on it. The guys have got to walk on more ice, or we’re done.”

@jamesharper9478

3 жыл бұрын

this is ice that melted kzread.info/dash/bejne/l2ygsbxyibnAXbA.html

I like how at the start he calls him his “best friend Bart” and then not even a minute later we find out their married

@PandaCake978

Жыл бұрын

Just shows how strong their relationship is, just like the ice they walk on.

@bittercharmer1591

Жыл бұрын

They were roommates!

@Whimsy3692

Жыл бұрын

I love how it's a "blink and you'll miss it" kind of thing.

@MiroDaisuke

Жыл бұрын

When you have written a perfectly good intro and are NOT willing to alter it, no matter what.

@Magical_Trash

Жыл бұрын

What’s better than marrying ur bestie 😆 that’s what I wish for at least 🥺🙏

I love that it goes from “We haven’t missed a single day on this ice ever since our marriage!” To “We’re not going today cause my honeypie is cold”

@muninntog142

10 ай бұрын

Hey he went on that ice just didn’t stay on that ice

@rodrickard5528

8 күн бұрын

That's what HE said! Snap!

It's not even parody. It's indistinguishable from the real thing.

@renkatsunomiya

3 жыл бұрын

I’ma be honest. I didn’t even realize it was a parody until I’ve read the comment section. cx

@averixx06

3 жыл бұрын

@@speedytypermananswers5551 Sometimes I go watch TLC just because it’s hilarious how dumb it is, and I’m really not that hard to please when it comes to TV, so I’ll watch shit I don’t even like just so I can make fun of how dumb I think it is, so then I’m pleased with it anyway.

@mimo__.-

3 жыл бұрын

I actually thought this was real till I read the comments

@creativeink4407

3 жыл бұрын

Why does your profile picture look like a mix of the 2 guys in the video

@samuraibobafett1118

3 жыл бұрын

True

The sandwich argument needed more censored cursing. That would have really sold it.

@mantics3093

3 жыл бұрын

Omg, It would make it even better

@villyintheflesh

3 жыл бұрын

i disagree. the humor of this channel comes from their sort of low intensity awkwardness

@anonuser5852

3 жыл бұрын

Nomfren I agree that the awkward humor here is their forte - however, you can’t really parody the channel that made Ice Road Truckers without parodying the huge expletive-laced meltdowns that lead absolutely nowhere. But, I do respect your opinion and I respect the integrity that these guys have to be able to make funny content without stooping to “lol cussing”. I just think this is the one example in which some censor bleeps would have helped them make their case.

@villyintheflesh

3 жыл бұрын

@@anonuser5852 yeah i respect your opinion too. i would actually be interested to see how the skit would look if they did cussing and bleeping and what not. as for parodying the show, i think i disagree. they did a pretty good job parodying it without the cussing or bleeping. full disclosure, i dont watch television or the history channel so i dont really know the exact show that theyre parodying, but i thought it was pretty funny all the same

@KingBobXVI

3 жыл бұрын

This is just the UK version of the show, don't worry, in the US version it's way longer and has way more bleeps.

The sandwich episode was such a hit that the History Channel created a spinoff based on the lives of the people who make the sandwiches. It's called Ice Guys: Cold Cuts. I love the explanations in these shows, the present tense is the icing on the cake. Just imagine the cast running around from one spot to the other as they put what just happened into words, rinsing and repeating for hours on end.

@why9541

Жыл бұрын

Dang that pun was cold

@lasercraft32

Жыл бұрын

the _icing_ on the cake...

@valletas

Жыл бұрын

Yeah the food is cool and all but i just find the jokes a little too cold for my taste especially when they try to break the ice during the warm up for the episode

@captainmurphy4720

3 ай бұрын

MADE ME LAUGH A YEAR AFTER YOU POSTED IT. THATS WHY YOU ARE THE SUPREME LEADER I GUESS.

@bingusman69

8 күн бұрын

have you seen Ice Guys: Meltdown?

“My best friend Bart” 30 seconds later “When Bart and I took our wedding vows”

"If we didn't do this, nobody would." That's...ALL of these shows. Perfect. Love the channel.

@skeetsmcgrew3282

3 жыл бұрын

Its always like "Yeah, we know, theres a good reason for that."

@schmitopoom4911

3 жыл бұрын

m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/oKaHutlmhrCzhaw.html

@wobblesman4316

3 жыл бұрын

“We’re putting our lives on the line everyday.” But why?

@harrison6082

3 жыл бұрын

It's better than nothing but ww2 documentaries like it used to be

@cartoons__for__kids_Hindi

3 жыл бұрын

@@wobblesman4316 because if they don't, then nobody would 😆

"I'm gonna settle this like a man". Confess his mistake and apologized, mad lad

@watevr4evr

3 жыл бұрын

The fact that that is what mad lads are now XD

@catherineromanov

3 жыл бұрын

@@watevr4evr yes

@doubtful_seer

3 жыл бұрын

@@watevr4evr I prefer these mad lads. Version 1.0, 2.0, 2.3.5.7.3.0, 4.0, 8.0, and 2.5 redux beta alpha omega.oh were all buggy as fuck.

@wookiecharmander4202

3 жыл бұрын

That's actually kind of wholesome

@davidbernemojar1542

3 жыл бұрын

It's because their "ice guys".

Whenever I think my job is hard, I remember these guys exist and I shut my trap

"the sandwich I sUPposeDlY ate" 5 seconds later "yeah I ate it"

"No more Mr. Ice Guy. Ice Guys 24 hour marathon, only on the History Chanel."

@tuttosalve8352

3 жыл бұрын

Looool

@Raclii

3 жыл бұрын

m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/oKaHutlmhrCzhaw.html

@Iverath

3 жыл бұрын

"You won't believe your ice"

@MrNicoBico

3 жыл бұрын

@@Raclii Don't do that

@rinnnnnnnnnnrin

3 жыл бұрын

Approximately 80% of viewers are estimated to fall asleep within the first 12 minutes

You know the ads were hyping up the drama of the sandwich theft only for it to be solved in under a minute

@juliee593

3 жыл бұрын

Nice dog!

@GippyHappy

3 жыл бұрын

@@juliee593 he is!

@sam-ts5mq

3 жыл бұрын

TRUE LOL

@Polyglot_English

3 жыл бұрын

Детерминизм это Свобода 🤙

@BradGreer

3 жыл бұрын

The commercial break comes in when Dinkus says he's going to handle it like a man.

I can’t wait until this video is fifteen years old

@osheridan

21 күн бұрын

Hi future people! How are the shows in the future? Did Shrek 5 and Silverborn finally come out? Do people still say "bro" or are we leaving that behind?

The fact that they’re a couple makes it strangely more wholesome than anything I’ve ever seen on the History Channel.

@lesigh3410

Жыл бұрын

I laughed at first because I thought it was an apt parody of the kinda bromances you see in these shows, yet it also is pretty damn wholesome

@lesigh3410

Жыл бұрын

@@caseywhite3150 yes

@lucase.2546

Жыл бұрын

@@caseywhite3150 yes

@youtubecensorship842

Жыл бұрын

Seemed kinda gay tbh

@EmergencyChannel

Жыл бұрын

Nah it's pretty gaaaaaaay

I bet this show would have a promotional billboard that says something like *"No More Mr. Ice Guys"*

@Solodolo84

3 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭 I'm done 🍻

@AriEugene

3 жыл бұрын

I'm angry that this is so accurate lol

@Solodolo84

3 жыл бұрын

Then get ready for the spin-off series "Cold Timers" from the makers of Grumpy old men and Ice Guys 😂😂😂😂

@thegreenxeno9430

3 жыл бұрын

That's just for the season finale.

@BackForwardPunch

3 жыл бұрын

Doesn’t make sense, but the joke still lands

“If we didn’t do this, then nobody would.” The best throw away line I’ve ever heard

@borismohar5707

Жыл бұрын

No one else would want to.

@LostLargeCats

Жыл бұрын

@@borismohar5707 no one else does want to

@readmedotexe

Жыл бұрын

@@borismohar5707 That’s the joke!

@TheItalianoAssassino

Жыл бұрын

POV: You're Dr. Jack Graham Lee-Dickinson-Estevez from Kentucky Community College analyzing mermaid tissue samples you obtained from a sketchy "contact" in Peru

@u12bdragon

Жыл бұрын

@@TheItalianoAssassino wtf lol

No matter how much Joel Haver I watch, I just can't stop myself coming back to this one

I love this show! I'm on season 8. The show was better before Bart left but I think Trevor was a good enough replacement. Still the show has me hooked! Such hardship, struggle. I feel thrilled and emotional. Someone please nominate this show for a Golden Globe or Emmy.

@augeebie

Жыл бұрын

Wait... does that mean Bart and Duncan got a divorce?! 😱😱

@augeebie

Жыл бұрын

@firstbass789 well at least they're still together 🥲🥲when the show ends, I know i'll be getting on that ice in their honor 😔😔

@TrouvatkiDePercusion

Жыл бұрын

The book was better.

@jokeman8467

Жыл бұрын

@@TrouvatkiDePercusion "BuT, iN ThE BoOk" 🤓

@TrouvatkiDePercusion

Жыл бұрын

@@jokeman8467 yes.jpg

this is unrealistic: where's the twenty minutes of them not discussing their issues like adults so they can have drama?

@kindcolt2747

3 жыл бұрын

Reject adultry return to monke

@w0rloko

3 жыл бұрын

on MTV's The Challenge 😭

@bowwing333

3 жыл бұрын

It's not in the script, plus that would take a lot of writing they don't have time or money for.

@the_expidition427

3 жыл бұрын

@@bowwing333 Time for yeah money no

@worldcomicsreview354

3 жыл бұрын

@@bowwing333 "We really want this new show to reflect real people in their real lives... alice, start getting together some of the best screenwriters"

This is just straight up indistinguishable from an actual history channel show

@schore69

3 жыл бұрын

down to the fucking music... its all there!

@uttermostvids631

3 жыл бұрын

What do you mean? This isn't the history channel?

@BarrioKing-nb9ms

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was real at first

@goldenretriever1528

3 жыл бұрын

I deadass thought it was real

@emingmann1400

3 жыл бұрын

@@goldenretriever1528 I haven't watched tv let alone history channel in years so I also thought this was real

I feel so called out because I haven’t had cable in literally 15 years and the last time I was somewhere that had it and had Discovery Channel on, it was a show about building an aquarium in Shaqs house. The violin plucking during tense moments is sooo spot on too.

@DakotaofRaptors

3 ай бұрын

That sounds like Tanked, and it airs on Animal Planet.

As a fellow Ice Guy with 69 years experience, I really appreciate these gentlemen bringing light to the problems we face every single day. It warms my heart to see proper representation in modern media.

Took me 24 seconds to realize this was a parody

@pongangelo2048

3 жыл бұрын

It was a parody all along?

@Hi_Brien

3 жыл бұрын

Just cuz there is gayness in it doesn't mean it's a parody

@Inabasement

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hi_Brien I think it was because there was a video shown of him putting the ring on the others finger which kinda made it seem like it was there for comedic purpose because even if it were a man and woman it still would have been strange to see a random clip of a ring being put on one of their fingers for no reason

@mmmorgi

3 жыл бұрын

I think the implication is that History channel doesnt have a ton of LGBTQ representation. That's the beauty of "art" though it's open to interpretation.

@brunnomenxa

3 жыл бұрын

And I just read the title before clicking.

Unrealistic, they would stretch that sandwich argument out for the full episode

@ToomanyFrancis

3 жыл бұрын

That was the whole episode.

@caltheuntitled8021

3 жыл бұрын

@@ToomanyFrancis I meant a full half hour long episode, maybe even an hour long one

@littlenelsky

3 жыл бұрын

Thats the point... this is showing what the shows would look like if they took all the extra rubbish out... there would be no substance

@Circuitssmith

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my god, I just realized that reality TV is just Dragon Ball. It’s all Dragon Ball.

@czechmix221

3 жыл бұрын

@@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica yes, dont ask next time you wanna be funny

I love how they're risking it all, going out onto that ice, while surrounded by tree stumps.

You actually managed to create a complex feeling of nostalgia from when I was a child watching the History Channel with my dad… from a satire piece. Impressive!

Don't forget that every single episode is another potentially "Season ending" tragedy that turns out to be solved in 15 minutes tops

@maxr.mamint8580

2 жыл бұрын

Well, there's only 20 minutes of content on a one hour episode, if you remove the commercials. And the first five minutes of every segment is going back over the previous segment again, so as to make up some time.

@wabc2336

2 жыл бұрын

Like the sandwich

@norkshit

Жыл бұрын

@@maxr.mamint8580 are you.. 20 minutes????? I’ve been watching that many ads??????

@durttheelder4035

Жыл бұрын

@@norkshit slight exaggeration I think it's more like 40 min show 20 min of ads or at least last of me watching history channel that's what it was

@Cheapthrill1979

Жыл бұрын

The spectacles were on his head the whole time!

You forgot ad breaks every time anything intresting happens.

@jiffbombastic3694

3 жыл бұрын

Or when nothing happens

@Raclii

3 жыл бұрын

m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/oKaHutlmhrCzhaw.html

@Scorpio9809

3 жыл бұрын

Then coming back and it gets resolved really underwhelmingly and/or quickly

@AfferbeckBeats

3 жыл бұрын

@@Scorpio9809 But only after they replay the teaser bit that hyped it up before the ad break again

@davidrandom1979

3 жыл бұрын

And then a 5 minute recap of what just happened after every ad break.

I would totally watch a TV show about two best-friends/gay couple resolving their differences in the cold northern climates

Been waiting 3 years for season 2

This may be a parody, but History would absolutely greenlight this for at least 5 seasons.

@dorothyallspice1862

3 жыл бұрын

Okay, full disclosure: I'd actually watch it. I'm all for it.

@Daniel-kx3zz

3 жыл бұрын

They would cancel Pawn stars for this.

@juandedomenico4306

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@namjoondimples2389

3 жыл бұрын

@@dorothyallspice1862 honestly same

@dannytourigny9403

3 жыл бұрын

@@dorothyallspice1862 This is why we can't have nice things!

the fucking fast walking edits are so exact

@Raclii

3 жыл бұрын

m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/oKaHutlmhrCzhaw.html

@zacharymorritt

3 жыл бұрын

@@Raclii Nice work on that vid dawg :)

@Raclii

3 жыл бұрын

@@zacharymorritt thx bro

@harroldyoungling1481

3 жыл бұрын

exact is found here kzread.info/dash/bejne/l2ygsbxyibnAXbA.html

@troliskimosko

3 жыл бұрын

@@Raclii that's pretty sick

I can already picture my dad chuckling at the “I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE”

“If we didn’t do this nobody would!”

The only unrealistic thing is that they acknowledged they're on a TV show. These kinds of guys always pretend they have no idea that they're on TV.

@jeremyc4811

3 жыл бұрын

"I don't know what I'm going to do if I miss this shipment, the company is gonna dock my pay this month by $1,200. Good thing the network is paying me $300k per season."

@scockery

3 жыл бұрын

"Uh-oh, mota trubble. We might get stuck out here in da swamp, brudda." "Why don't we ask the camera crew in the other boat to help?" "Brudda, you breakin' the suspension that disbeliefs!"

@lionidas4902

3 жыл бұрын

"i'll cross this bridge on this truck, that can be very dangerous but i gotta do it" *Truck driver dies* Camera team: "well, that's unfortunate"

@fbiagent2848

3 жыл бұрын

They also pretend that their lives haven’t changed after making TV show money

@klaykid117

3 жыл бұрын

Someone said something once, most of reality TV is scripted but you know if you ever actually see the camera crew then shit is going down, that's at least why I like The Grand tour they never pretend they're not on a TV show

Dad: "Reality TV is terrible. This stuff is rotting your brain." Also Dad: (Proceeds to watch History Channel all day)

@toxendon

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicolascordone8180 How. How is it interesting to watch the same shit with the same formula that has run for over a decade.

@Drdarktouch2

3 жыл бұрын

@@toxendon dad brain is a hell of a drug

@christopherrivera9827

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicolascordone8180 i will sit down with my grandpa occasionally and watch History channel with him. It is slightly entertaining, but it is not the content I hope to see from them. I miss real history, I want to learn something new.

@christopherrivera9827

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicolascordone8180 yeah 10-4 you're right

@alter9851

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicolascordone8180 well i hope history reruns duck dynasty

oh my god that intro is perfection, being from the UK and seeing so many programs from the US, that have exactly that style of intro, on any subject, to make it sound and look way cooler than the reality of it, you have nailed it

I've watched this episode probably 33 times. I'll probably watch it about 33 more times. Joel and Trent are cinematic geniuses.

Its the cuts and the angles that really sell every shot. They did their research.

@Technotoadnotafrog

3 жыл бұрын

And the sound effects

@eattheboard1684

3 жыл бұрын

R.I.P Barth’s Sandwich

@jannestiemes4328

3 жыл бұрын

Unlike the history channel with most of their shows

@dhereaktienner3552

2 жыл бұрын

Agree

The only thing missing: The extremely tense cliff hanger with someone yelling before it cuts to commercial, just for things to be perfectly fine when the show comes back.

@ChangedMyNameFinally69

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit they STILL do that?

@viciousKev

3 жыл бұрын

Like glass breaking and yelling

@angeldelgado7120

3 жыл бұрын

brand new eyes is a badass album!!

@tinyhotopicbitch

3 жыл бұрын

@@angeldelgado7120 😍

@badjokezach6359

3 жыл бұрын

What the?! Where’s my sandwich?? *Tense music plays We’ll be right back after a word from our sponsor.

Brilliant work! This was literally every American reality show. Felt like I was watching a genuine show on TV 😆

I love how dramatic the intro feels, actual shows do that and create tension with nothing. Great job of pointing them out in a peaceful manner.

And now tune in for: Hitlers secret Magic Underwater Bunker

@phelanlawson1995

3 жыл бұрын

Dude for real. I get it the nazi's were into alot of occultist stuff but holy crap it gets ridiculous.

@thuranz2773

3 жыл бұрын

Those fracking Yggdmillennias

@randomshyte9989

3 жыл бұрын

And dont forget the 10 hour special of Hitler ancient bunker aliens that comes with drama, bigfoot hunting and the lost city of Atlantis and a small shop.

@JamesTheAxeThrower

3 жыл бұрын

@@randomshyte9989 everyone knows hitlers bunker is on OAK ISLAND

@leperiv4378

3 жыл бұрын

Bro every year during August it's literally nazi stuff and the theories Hitler didn't suicide and went to Argentina

The only thing missing is 20 minutes of dramatic filler.

@lightningbulb227

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah because the stolen sandwich arc was really important to the series

@mj2carlsbad

3 жыл бұрын

That was entirely in here, wtf u mean

@landonlove4101

3 жыл бұрын

Except 60% of the filler is just reused footage over an over

@overlorddante

3 жыл бұрын

There should have been 2 commercial breaks by the time the sandwich drama was settled

@orlock20

3 жыл бұрын

You mean commercials.

This is a hilarious parody of the history channel. I showed this to my dad and brother tho and they were both hung up on the fact that the dudes were married

My favorite subtle detail was the music during the scene where he's looking for his sandwich in the car. Something normal is happening but it's mildly more remarkable because of that iconic music

The excessive arm crossing and aggressively walking towards the camera is on point.

@Circuitssmith

2 жыл бұрын

Aggressively walking in slow motion, then QUICKLY SWITCHING TO SPED UP AND THEN back to slow motion.

@cerebrospinal87

2 жыл бұрын

@@Circuitssmith Also the generic hard rock playing in the background.

@Domarius64

2 жыл бұрын

Circular paaaannnss! While standing back to back arms folded, for no reason.

@cerebrospinal87

2 жыл бұрын

@@Domarius64 spot on, my man

@pip-pip5029

2 жыл бұрын

The arm crossing!!!

The spinning camera, the back to back crossed arms pose, it’s all just perfect.

@OtherDalfite

3 жыл бұрын

Back to back crossed arms post was the nail in the coffin. So was the snow flying into the camera lense. They nailed it

@ravenfunderburg4782

3 жыл бұрын

The tree punching like on that actual show on History Channel haha!

@kiricappuchin

3 жыл бұрын

and that really weird sped up cut of them walking

@TheRedJadex

3 жыл бұрын

Not to mention shaky cam.

@nicholaisminske780

3 жыл бұрын

I see you play bloodborne

Coming up next: Did the Intergalactic Wizard Cartel make a deal with Hitler?

I had to rewatch this to fully appreciate how accurate all the goofy shots and transitions they did were. I never even noticed how often I've seen things like that quick 360 shot when introducing someone in these types of shoes

10/10 would find on my grandpas DVR

@kakyoindonut3213

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@geromejohnnygranada

3 жыл бұрын

Xoxoxo

@cocothefatpriest1935

3 жыл бұрын

I know u, u r meme bear

@kaseyrollins7831

3 жыл бұрын

Grandson? Is that you?

@brandonjerome

3 жыл бұрын

It's on there right now!

I don't like how accurate this is.

@eder7468

3 жыл бұрын

Its basically a 1:1 comparison

@HURBased

3 жыл бұрын

VTAK

@TheRama2299

3 жыл бұрын

He lives

@RunnJake

3 жыл бұрын

I hope the internet is doing better, how was the hearthstone stream yesterday?

@mutonfuton

3 жыл бұрын

I just watched some History channel and yeah this is scarily accurate

Oh my god the cuts are literally perfect. Amazing!

Joel always gets me giggling 😆 awesome clip, appreciate you guys!

literally the history channel is just reality tv for dads

@swinute8374

3 жыл бұрын

This way too accurate

@Zephyr61621

3 жыл бұрын

It even has its own manly cooking show “forged in fire!”

@John-tg5vn

3 жыл бұрын

Tv for ADS

@anonymoushonesty2688

3 жыл бұрын

For me it's just a canceled channel.

@delancey3181

3 жыл бұрын

My dad watches history channel all a lot lol

*This show is truly groundbreaking,* as in the ground can break any minute now.

@ujha4915

3 жыл бұрын

We’re still waiting for it to.

@latewizard301

3 жыл бұрын

Omg...

@theradiantdehd3997

3 жыл бұрын

nIce one! Snow joke, that was one of the best puns I’ve heard as of late

@L4V0lpe

3 жыл бұрын

0:27

@Raclii

3 жыл бұрын

m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/oZihq8iaqbawotY.html

"we take a lot of risks on this show, and sometimes... we don't..."

This seems like something I'd watch with my dad around Christmas and it makes me feel good

"If we didn't do this, nobody would" You don't say.

@trustmeimaplaguedoctor4967

3 жыл бұрын

Nice pic from the wall

@nomad7405

3 жыл бұрын

Nice pick from the wall

@muzicalassassin2901

3 жыл бұрын

Nice pick from The Wall

@idfrigginkman

3 жыл бұрын

Nice pick from the wall

@jackalenterprisesofohio

3 жыл бұрын

Icepick from the walle

Thing is skinny guy who is eccentric and occasionally causes trouble and big burly beard man who is the voice of reason is almost all history shows

@unnecessarilyepic1107

3 жыл бұрын

And gmm lol

@crevice5369

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@CerpinTxt87

3 жыл бұрын

Also Home Improvement

@dislikebutton9571

3 жыл бұрын

myth busters

@unnecessarilyepic1107

3 жыл бұрын

@@dislikebutton9571 buzzfeed unsolved

The accuracy of this spoof is why I haven't had cable for about, yep, fifteen years.

This is so accurate and such a common trope xD felt like I just watched all the shows at once and can’t even name them at the same time. Such a weird feeling

This was too realistic..but when dinkus admitted he ate the sandwich I really felt his apology to morkanhdhehdheh his lover

@vodago

3 жыл бұрын

hongous

@matthewjury4385

3 жыл бұрын

Dinkis

@lordabaddon8683

3 жыл бұрын

Oh hey world famous music reaction channel, Zay Rashod

@BopaBola

3 жыл бұрын

Dude. Spoilers wtf....shit was right there without even opening the comments when i clicked the vid...my god

@jhaybz29

3 жыл бұрын

Did he!? My goodness... But still it was a heartfelt apology so I guess we have to forgive the guy~

This gave me serious “you’re 11 years old and watching tv at 12 am when you should be sleeping for school in the morning” vibes.

@phantom-K

3 жыл бұрын

For me it was more "11 years old and taking a sick day off from school in the middle of the week"

@JO19pLuMbUm94HN

3 жыл бұрын

And then my dad shows up from late shift and beats me for not being in the bed.

@Raclii

3 жыл бұрын

m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/oKaHutlmhrCzhaw.html

@TripedTK

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah lol

@evanhamlett6350

3 жыл бұрын

I’d always watch the history channel with my dad, remember watching oak island and that logging one, that was the shit

The History Channel needs to change their tagline to History - "It's anything but!"

This is spot on 10/10, History channel would extend this 3 min video into 3 seasons. Complete with wild animal noise cliff hangers and the like..

Coming up next: How Aliens Infiltrated Hitler's Inner Circle

@BlackSeranna

3 жыл бұрын

While Walking On Ice

@JB-1138

3 жыл бұрын

Hitler or Aliens are always up next on the history channel.

@JK-ei7wr

3 жыл бұрын

It would not surprise me in the slightest find out that this is an actual show

@KristinkaAranova

3 жыл бұрын

How hitler sold alien technology to pawn shops

@Fandom_Junkie

3 жыл бұрын

@@JK-ei7wr it sounds too much like something they would make

Fake. No reoccurring "expert" with a cool nickname.

@CactusCarrot

3 жыл бұрын

no ancient astronaut theorists :(

@valentinogoksirkairesideba3981

3 жыл бұрын

@@CactusCarrot "ancient astronaut theorists believe............."

@CactusCarrot

3 жыл бұрын

@@valentinogoksirkairesideba3981 “ancient astronaut theorists say yes.”

@wooder32

3 жыл бұрын

omfg if they had an “ice expert” that would have completely taken it off the charts, but it’s still damn good

@wafflefalafel9442

3 жыл бұрын

Hello, my name is Brent Icewalker. I’ve been an iceologist for the past 24 years. I’m what some would call an expert on the field.

The music playing in the background of the intro 🤣🤣🤣 facts I blame deadliest catch lol

I swear I’ve heard that background music at 1:17 in one of those shows about the bubonic plague, witch trials, cryptids or something. It’s always the theme music and they play it over a montage of images from manuscripts stitched together before ending on the show and episode title.

"If we didn't do this, nobody would" - Well, he's not wrong

@jaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

2 жыл бұрын

This comment sucks nobody likes quotes

@REvoLverj98

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaaaaaaaaaaaaaay I would hate quotes too if I didn't know how to use proper punctuation.

@Sir_Isaac_Newton_

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaaaaaaaaaaaaaay I agree with you. I don't disagree with you. I support you. You have my support. Have a good day. A good day have.

@jaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sir_Isaac_Newton_ I respect your opinion as well, have a great day

@Dgero

2 жыл бұрын

Well, he’s not wrong was a true visionary of our time, shame they had to leave us so soon

It’s actually insane how closely this aligns with the actual thing. The way it’s filmed, the titles, the sound effects, literally everything

@MarcosElMalo2

2 жыл бұрын

It’s almost like there’s a formula that History Channel uses to make its crap shows.

@BoleDaPole

2 жыл бұрын

Good thing the real history Channel shows aren't filled with LGBTQBLM propogodas

@lizardenderman

2 жыл бұрын

I DID NOT CATCH THAT THIS WAS A JOKE UNTIL I SAW THIS COMMENT LMAO

@iavagabond124

2 жыл бұрын

The way the cut to the people talking directly to the viewers and what they do before a add happens. To perfect

@barahng

Жыл бұрын

My favorite is the intense musical sting that plays when Bart asks about the sandwich. They nailed the manufactured drama those shows engage in.

This is literally exactly how I feel about those shows

This is pure gold. Thank you for making this

the phrase "The last thing we need today" woke a beast that was slumbering for 15 years and now i cant stop thinking about cake boss

@temperstar8411

3 жыл бұрын

Funny Italian cake baker

@alfiegordon9013

3 жыл бұрын

Dey call me buddy, an ahm da bawss

@MissRoux

3 жыл бұрын

I hate Buddy. I'm team Duff all the fucking way.

@Ribbons0121R121

3 жыл бұрын

a beast?

@rayamat01

3 жыл бұрын

IT DON'T FIT THROUGH THE DOOR

Transcendent as usual Joel.

@rhettboogie7779

3 жыл бұрын

well hello there

@jeyman2099

3 жыл бұрын

Oh hey it's the guy who made my plush- I mean action figures.

@darthnahte6787

3 жыл бұрын

Hey your that book guy

@WhoCares-zk3il

3 жыл бұрын

No doubt my man

@illjan

3 жыл бұрын

Can you stop having the same taste in channels like I do?

This one of the first Joel Haver videos I saw! It's impossible to not be a fan immediately 😊

the sound effect after he asks the other guy if he ate his sandwich killed me

That relationship is solid and unbreakable! Unlike that ice.

@PlasmaWarrior.

3 жыл бұрын

Go back to breaking BotW smh my head

@benjaninja

3 жыл бұрын

Ayyyy Kleric is in the comments! A great BotW glitcher with great taste in sketch comedy videos

@myname4577

3 жыл бұрын

That VERY dangerous breakable cold ice

@user-jw6hs9mf4z

3 жыл бұрын

I completely forgot that the youtubers I watch actually can watch videos themselves.

@ItsSpoggel

3 жыл бұрын

Not unlike the character Thor in the movie Thor The Dark World

this is just so accurate.

@picklr3893

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes time is money KZread man

@alfathfajar6856

3 жыл бұрын

e

@Chuked

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@altairauditoreh2682

3 жыл бұрын

So true....

@verdigo1

3 жыл бұрын

The entire time I was getting this "I swear I've seen this before" feeling.

I love the last part when Duncan called Bart his sweet honey pie and talked about hot cocoa, the camera shook the whole time. It’s clear that they had a lot of fun creating the backstory to the characters. Great job! I really enjoyed this slice of Heavell

The random walking speed ups is 110 percent accurate to history channel, I literally watched it the other day

Its the awkward pauses during narration that killed me as a kid, like do they just stand their staring at each other for 5 seconds after every other sentence?

@TopOfAllWorlds

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@mpforeverunlimited

3 жыл бұрын

Tlc is even worse

And now get ready for a new episode of: Hitler's Secret Plasma-Fed Moon Dolphins

@julio709

3 жыл бұрын

@Drenrams aw thanks man

@harrison6082

3 жыл бұрын

I actually remember when the history channel was nothing but ww2 documentaries

@xXxCatsnakexXx

3 жыл бұрын

I’d buy that for a dollar

@junibug6790

3 жыл бұрын

I would watch that in a fukkin' heartbeat.

@doggonedog9133

3 жыл бұрын

Will there be actual moon dolphins?

This is painfully accurate. As in I legit had to watch in parts because it was causing physical pain because of its accuracy. So nailed it, great job.

This is so well done

Accurate and SO well edited. You guys, this is a cut above.

@vinceespada750

3 жыл бұрын

Omg lady hildegard.

@audreyandremington5265

3 жыл бұрын

I love you!!!!!!!!! Bardcore is the meaning of life!!!!

@Raclii

3 жыл бұрын

@@vinceespada750 m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/oKaHutlmhrCzhaw.html

@OneManRevolution223

3 жыл бұрын

ITS YOU!!! I LOVE YOUR MUSIC!

@RaymondArias

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, Milady Hildegard! Thee did bless us with thy presence.

I love how it starts with "dudes being pals" and switches to "dudes being married" beautiful, cinematic masterpiece

@nevreiha

3 жыл бұрын

people in another reply section arguing that they married for US citizenship lol. the lengths people will go to to deny representation in a literal satire youtube video smh

@Junya01

3 жыл бұрын

@@nevreiha Yooo which thread? I wanna see homophobes go at it :P

@existingisasin

3 жыл бұрын

@@Junya01 idk if this is the one Nevreiha is talking about but i thinks it's Su Lee's "Bart and Duncan make such a nice couple" comment

@thekeyandthegate4093

3 жыл бұрын

@@nevreiha Ngl it'd be funnier to me if they weren't gay and actually did just marry for citizenship

@jarongreen5480

3 жыл бұрын

*Barhf!*

Without a doubt the best video I've seen in a long time!

I love that all of these are getting recommended to me in a semi-regular basis. I don't have to try to catch up on years of comedy gold to catch up! ♥️

This is actually so accurate it’s not even funny anymore it’s just scary how anybody could be on the history channel.

@poopdhaarman5377

3 жыл бұрын

m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/oZihq8iaqbawotY.html

@brandonjerome

3 жыл бұрын

For real!

@robinlaszlo

3 жыл бұрын

they should just rename it to the Fake Jobs Old People Think are Interesting Channel. FJOPTI TV.

@brandonjerome

3 жыл бұрын

@@robinlaszlo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

I thought this was just an episode of some show, didn’t realize it was fake until I recognized them...

@beckel3593

3 жыл бұрын

Woah, a verified Account with no likes..

@gigabytemon

3 жыл бұрын

But can you do an AK trick akimbo reload on the ice though? I see a potential collaboration opportunity here.

@CygnusTheSilly

3 жыл бұрын

Hey it's the reload guy who posts femboys

@holysparkbatman

3 жыл бұрын

Is that an abridged helsing reference

@pian-0g445

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no, is this a sign of a collab? Boys, brace yourself, cause some gunslinging femboy is coming to town

The editing, pacing and music choices really sells it. Haver has done it again!

This is too damn accurate.

the fact this could literally air on tv for hours in the background and i wouldn't even be able to tell it's satire is so crazy😭

@sirweebs2914

Жыл бұрын

U cute

@MaciGuy

Жыл бұрын

@@sirweebs2914 that's a guy.

@machonacho5346

Жыл бұрын

@@sirweebs2914 cringe

@sirweebs2914

Жыл бұрын

@@MaciGuy color me homosexual then, damn

@GamesFromSpace

Жыл бұрын

I would maybe get cable again if there was a satire channel.

The only thing you missed was the "expert": *One guy picks up some ice* "I'm pretty sure that this is some rare ice. I've only seen it like once before. But just to make sure, we're gonna call ____ who's an expert on ice and rare ice." *Calls ice expert and has conversation* "So our ice expert said that they'd have to see it for themselves to make sure, so we're gonna drive across the country now to go meet up with them. This could be big!"

@exzisd

3 жыл бұрын

Every Pawn Stars episode. This crocodile tooth was actual one of Abraham Lincoln's secret family heirlooms and he wrote the declaration of independence with one just like it. Legend has it that he had killed the gator himself to send a message to the south and later made an esty account to sell crocodile teeth pens. Apparently one of them broke which is why the bill of rights is difficult to read at some parts. It looks here like you have a cracked one which could be worth more but it's gonna sit on my shelf for a long time. Look I really don't know much about alligator teeth but let me call my abe linclon alligator teeth guy and see if we can get more info.

@dripmass

3 жыл бұрын

@@exzisd lmao that so accurate

@CrizzyEyes

3 жыл бұрын

@@exzisd "Abe Lincoln alligator teeth guy" got a rise out of me.

@seranrevere865

3 жыл бұрын

And then of course the issue part like “oh no it melted on the way” but because it’s a show it has some sort of positive twist like, said expert can judge its rarity by looking at the water.

@chloe102

3 жыл бұрын

Literally the curse of oak island when they find a rock

I’m afraid to even see my old favorite channels now. I cut cable to save money in the Spring of ‘11 and I don’t think it’s worth going back to.

this still makes me so happy. thank you