"life hands me lemons, but I don't hold them" _glados doesn't have hands_ *The sound of laughter in the distance*

@FaustusSeven

5 жыл бұрын

Glados: 😤

@princessthyemis

4 жыл бұрын

i love that XD

@JeremyRedus

4 жыл бұрын

well she can control claws and such but they aren't a part of GLaDOS's body so yeah

@lpsftw8572

4 жыл бұрын

*slow clapping* "Oh good. That's still working"

@fishylife6013

4 жыл бұрын

good point lol i just thaught of that

Andrea's chorus is really beautiful having her be the Vocals of GLaDOS is awesome

@kempolar9768

Жыл бұрын

I was just looking through all of the songs/raps that she is a part, there are SOOO many bangers. She is so incredibly talented. If you listen to nerdcore on the gaming side you have absolutely heard her voice several time.

@comradecrust3068

Жыл бұрын

sounds like she is talking in a fan

@kempolar9768

Жыл бұрын

@@comradecrust3068 Thats not her mic, thats just effects they put over her sections.

@lukethefool9639

Жыл бұрын

It's just basic logic

My Autism demands that this song be on loop.

@eeveegaming1223

2 ай бұрын

Same

@CloroxThePotatoPriest

Ай бұрын

Same lol

@ParkerDashlookinahh

28 күн бұрын

Frrr

@TabbyPro

18 күн бұрын

Honestly real

@keymonipeterson6501

17 күн бұрын

I myself am autistic and once I heard this it wanted me to get a gun and just get portals

Andrea : * a Little bit sad chorus * Skull : "Forget the cake, now that she's edible!!" That's why i love your Raps

@aliceindominusrex1461

4 жыл бұрын

Pani wilczek will you be my friend

@DroppingDark

4 жыл бұрын

you dont have to have hands to hold things

@DroppingDark

4 жыл бұрын

oops wrong person

@jackiematanza2791

4 жыл бұрын

lenny face

I'm obsessed with this song, Portal and Portal 2 are both my favorite games. *I've already listened to this 25 times, actually counting.*

@Exrylint

Жыл бұрын

Actually counting unlike ValvE

Ok using the portal sound effect as the beat? *Genius*

@crowina_nutshell

3 жыл бұрын

The portal gun doesn't sound like that but it's better than the actual sound, also nice use of the word "Genius"

@zoiky2176

3 жыл бұрын

@@crowina_nutshell Umm, that's the sound the portal makes, so it's close enough

@vxhybrid8515

Жыл бұрын

They really were thinking with portals

"Forget the cake now that she's edible" I laughed waaaay too hard at that.

@shishsjxnsnzns

4 жыл бұрын

i dont laugh anymore

@ThatRandomYT

4 жыл бұрын

Watch to much=not funny

@dustfellsans9310

4 жыл бұрын

Me 2

@awddfg

4 жыл бұрын

*_When she finally agrees to have sex_*

@deepspace1335

4 жыл бұрын

i wish we got the cake after all

I love how you integrated the sound of the portals opening into the song itself . Great job!

@JohnSapato

6 жыл бұрын

I agree, it really creates a beat.

@Galaxy-MusicX

Жыл бұрын

Ikr

@sophie6413

Жыл бұрын

They're in the whole song 😊

@Snowstone1234

Жыл бұрын

I know this is a 4 year old comment but, there are also sounds of the buttons being pressed in some part of the song.

8 years it was worth the wait

@caseytenebris1979

6 жыл бұрын

Midnight Dubstep definitely

@jessepinto5043

6 жыл бұрын

Midnight Dubstep absolutely!

@RainbowDark

6 жыл бұрын

Completely!

@epicalworlds2775

6 жыл бұрын

Yup

@rosewashburn1451

6 жыл бұрын

Hah no

Those raps with Andrea are just IMPRESSIVE!

@watermelonhuman896

6 жыл бұрын

yeah boiiiiiiiiiiii

@brianfarrell4987

5 жыл бұрын

I agree

@dangerclose7162

5 жыл бұрын

She's a painted bitch.

@PrincessJasmine__

5 жыл бұрын

I know right

@PrincessJasmine__

5 жыл бұрын

Andrea is really good she's perfect for every girl video game character

"What happened to my morality? fried it." * throws morality core into incinerator * Perfect text and visual, thank you.

A year later, I still get chills whenever I listen this song!

@DemonPig666

Жыл бұрын

Mhm

@laurajones7858

Жыл бұрын

4 years later, and this comment is STILL valid

This just reminds me how portal is still my favorite game.

@jessepinto5043

6 жыл бұрын

Rationality Here awesome!

@btfan-jd6nx

6 жыл бұрын

So exactly which game did the character escape in

@jessepinto5043

6 жыл бұрын

bt7274 fan well portal 2 is the one where Chell finally escapes.

@caseytenebris1979

6 жыл бұрын

Same, and the fan games to like portal stories Mel, portal prelude, ect...

"This is a half life that I can't live anymore in" I see what you did there

@capybaraqueen4505

5 жыл бұрын

Any true gamer would

@VeilofPeculiarity

5 жыл бұрын

it actually reminded me that half life and portal are in the same universe, in fact black mesa and apeture are rivals. this reminded me of that, sorry for long comment

@sidewardwinner1228

4 жыл бұрын

The second I read this the dude said it...

@Ayrt_

4 жыл бұрын

I agree meme daddy

@Ayrt_

4 жыл бұрын

UPDATE TF2 AND MAKE HALF LIFE 3 AND MAKE A PORTAL 3

Wheatley is best robot friend ever. Well, until he tries to kill us, that it is...

@kakr4739

4 жыл бұрын

yea, he was my favorite, of course they had to make him the bad guy :(

@twilightpheonix7357

4 жыл бұрын

@@kakr4739 Yeah. I've learned to notice that the favorite character either dies or turns on the protagonist party.

@magnusamann6806

4 жыл бұрын

@Lovelle Ring And definitely not just because he wants to get home...

@jackiematanza2791

4 жыл бұрын

@@magnusamann6806 Yeah *TOTALLY*

@LiamLimeLarm

4 жыл бұрын

missed chance to say, until the part we he kills you

Imagine how amazing it would be if Harry101UK animated this.

@andrewmiffitt7973

5 жыл бұрын

ItsAsum yessss

@StainedStarchild

5 жыл бұрын

Oh hell yea!

@stalest_lad9186

5 жыл бұрын

A lad can dream

@DmanOfficial15

5 жыл бұрын

Yes please!

@koenigsegg-xt5ee

5 жыл бұрын

*yes.*

*I'm going to teleport back to the beginning of this song so I can listen to it again*

@markushaahr9194

6 жыл бұрын

DEMONSLAYER 1177 That’s Not How Portals Work!

@timcondon5184

6 жыл бұрын

Markus Haahr thats how time portals work...dont look into the future btw

@markushaahr9194

6 жыл бұрын

timbo slice wh... why?

@timcondon5184

6 жыл бұрын

Markus Haahr it doesnt matter, i was to late...America is building a bad wall

@999Plasma

6 жыл бұрын

" Hey, you know, since songs are difficult to sing, why don't you just listen to this one, again ? " #Wheatley

Wow, GLaDOS has some pipes!

@thesymbiotenation.4552

6 жыл бұрын

Ava In Currant Red INDEED SHE DOES.....

@btfan-jd6nx

6 жыл бұрын

Can anyone explain if glados was really a bad guy I'm not sure

@mysteryman1036

6 жыл бұрын

And wires. And circuits. And *Caroline deleted* oh never mind

@thesymbiotenation.4552

6 жыл бұрын

bt7274 fan SHE UHHHH FLIP FOPS BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL, SHE IS ACTUALY MORE OF AN AMORAL FORCE FOR SCIENCE.

@coachlombardi9657

6 жыл бұрын

Golden Freddy 's Family diner Basically, doing anything for science, no matter the consequences?

"am i flying down or falling up? Cause the guide I had has gone corrupt" that one guy which speedruns portal 24/7:

"As one door closes, another open, but there are no key, see, i control them, my test has begun, now that you've we woken, your dreams of freedom, keep you in motion..." 💗

@cherylvollen8426

4 жыл бұрын

Why does that sound like something a Warden in a prison would say

@unidentified7463

3 жыл бұрын

@Cheryl Vollen omg wow

"I had a conscience, but it was broken" gave me CHILLS-

Absolutely love this! The way you used the portal gun blasts as a instrument essentially is really clever. Keep up the awesome work guys!

“When I make GLaDOS a sentient vegetable” LOL OH MY GOD okay favorite lyrics! I see you sneaky half life reference

@syndere6755

3 жыл бұрын

Well, that and turning GLaDOS into (not my moniker, but its good) POTaDOS. A potato, with GLaDOS's sentience.

@ethanquill

2 жыл бұрын

But potatoes aren't vegetables they're carbs

@troublingArsonist

2 жыл бұрын

@@ethanquill I actually forgot about this fact

"As one door closes... Another opens.." That is my life. A good opportunity fades away but a new one opens up.

@Scp-dt6bf

5 жыл бұрын

Oof

@treyanimationz

5 жыл бұрын

Fat Doggo that’s sad T^T

@bonky6128

5 жыл бұрын

thats everyones life

@treyanimationz

5 жыл бұрын

Nice sob story m8

@hellfiregaming9401

4 жыл бұрын

Mines like that except no new doors open

This was one of my favorite games back in the day

@ohdamn3812

6 жыл бұрын

Black Smith amen

@eboggs4239

6 жыл бұрын

Black Smith yep

@TheBroGamer14082

6 жыл бұрын

yes, agreeed

@btfan-jd6nx

6 жыл бұрын

Anyone waiting on another?

@carricottrell4208

6 жыл бұрын

Black Smith I still have this game

*Lyrics:* They trapped me inside of Aperture Science (crap) Where chatty AI's are lacking compliance (snap!) Been napping a while, the lab is so quiet (oh, woah) GLaDOS is yapping but I am happily silent (shh) I question if I should ask her for guidance (nope!) As I grab a device, a crafty appliance (cool) I'll get through hazardous trials, deadly assignments I've been traveling like a dimensional pilot (woo!) Bye gravity, I would rather defy it Why think inside of the box? I'm stepping outside it (wow) I was promised cake, but I'm back on a diet (damn!) And I've yet to decide if GLaDOS is lyin' (probably) She's acting all nice, she's actually violent (why?) Her cameras are live, she'll laugh as you're dying (bye!) Like the mass homicide of Aperture Science (guy!) "What happened to my morality? Fried it" That's it, GLaDOS, I quit! As one door closes Another opens But there are no keys See, I control them My test has begun Now that you've woken Your dreams of freedom Keep you in motion If I can't find a door to get through A portal will do, just connect orange and blue (true!) Ignore personality cores who try to be cordial (sure) A moral code ain't what that normally use (ooh!) I might have side effects of isolation (I'm ok) I spied somebody and then I tried to chase 'em (hey hey hey hey hey!) But all I'm finding is myself, I'm kinda shaken (ehhh) Feels like a paradox that I might be makin' (aaahh!) Am I flying down or fallin' up (fallin' up!) 'Cause the guide I had has gone corrupt (corrupt!) Yup The writing on the wall's enough (wall's enough!) To find all her lies, and call her bluff (call her bluff!) My companion cube I'm not forgetting you Remember all the times that you helped get me through Rest In Peace my friend, but your death's avengable When I make GLaDOS a sentient vegetable Forget the cake now that she's edible! As one door closes Another opens Life hands me lemons But I don't hold them I'm keeping secrets Can you decode them? I had a conscience But it was broken Another test, I can pass that (please!) Impossible? I think I'll have a crack at (easy!) Too bad that it took me this long to see GLaDOS snapped, and I'm nothing but her lab rat (oh nooo!) Fact - never mess with Aperture Science (why?) Accept death, 'cause they'll never ask for your silence (oh) "We do what we must because we can" So just lock 'em up, and run tests on them Black Mesa? (huh?) No competition (nope) It's in the name - Aperture got the vision (got the vision!) Bring your daughter to work if you want her missin' (want her missin'?) It'll become her grave, if it's not her prison This is a half-life that I can't live anymore in Just forming portals - wormholes I'm borin' But let me test out your turret performance As you send me off with an uplifting chorus! As one door closes Another opens You will have no friends Because you smoked them We all have secrets Now we can show them I know you well, Chell I'll let you go then I'll stay behind I like it inside More tests to run down here, and besides You've overcome all odds to survive We'll see how long you make it outside Surprised you're still alive It's time for you to die And I'll still be alive x6

@AG-tw3mk

5 жыл бұрын

Dude the lyrics are litterally at the bottom of the screen

@Zeddak

5 жыл бұрын

You forgot that small "the cake is a lie"

@AG-tw3mk

5 жыл бұрын

@TalonSkyrider // Talon364 yeah I guess that makes sense

@oliverfougere6296

4 жыл бұрын

Thx man.

@cmcphotography1

4 жыл бұрын

You earned a fucking like

The way his rap vocals go right around at 1:23 - 1:27 with the beat (as well as the bit at 2:26 -2:28) just feels so perfect of a pacing groove for me, I love that! :D

Unfortunately Valve can’t count to 3

@hellfiregaming9401

4 жыл бұрын

Haha! comedy.

@therealtrip9723

4 жыл бұрын

@@hellfiregaming9401 HAHA comedy

@mudkipadhd132yo2

4 жыл бұрын

Loolookoooloollolooolojahahahahahhahahajahhahahahajajajajajjqqjahhahahqhahha

@literallyafuckingspoon8801

4 жыл бұрын

im feeling like portal is the last valve game that need a third one. the ending was pretty much perfect, perhaps a spin-off starring the rattman?

@GreyscaleW49

4 жыл бұрын

That's why they should be put in charge of WW3

Saw this on rooster teeth yesterday. So good

@that_trail_rider8779

6 жыл бұрын

Nice

me: oh wow jt made a portal song me, 0.00000001 secs into the song: HOLY MAC AND CHEESE THEY USED PORTAL GUNS FOR THE BEAT

@jellyfishfrinds6852

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂lol

@jellyfishfrinds6852

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂lol

@jellyfishfrinds6852

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂lol

@verticalflyingb737

4 жыл бұрын

Not funny, Still laughed

@GreenStorm8200

4 жыл бұрын

@@verticalflyingb737 same

Holy shit the GLaDOS singing parts give me so many chills, amazing job

The ''thats it glados i quit'' was awesome

Who else wants to see this song sung live P.S. love your content

@manstick3140

5 жыл бұрын

Hard to do a robotic voice live without edits

@nightingale664

5 жыл бұрын

@@manstick3140 You could do it the way daft punk do it.

@Superdarkcloud666

5 жыл бұрын

Let's not go that far.

@zsomboregri758

4 жыл бұрын

I wanna see it

the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie

@Ringmaster777

5 жыл бұрын

You said that 3 times ..... Portal 3 confirmed!

@exist1722

5 жыл бұрын

IN SPAAAAAAAAACE!

@FirefoxyLeGibus

5 жыл бұрын

@@Ringmaster777 yes 🔼

@thereddishcoloredcaboose1163

5 жыл бұрын

The pie is a spy

@grimmnova5476

5 жыл бұрын

The cake is a spy

I actually heard Meet the Crew before I heard this, so whenever I listen to it I imagine Scout trapped in Aperture Science.

Recently watched my friend play Portal for the first time! His dead silent betrayed reaction when he was almost burned to death instead of getting cake cracked me up.

Can we all agree that Andrea's part was the best

@MaxRattlehed

6 жыл бұрын

Yes

@thetruebloodchannel6194

6 жыл бұрын

Drew Walters Wheatley is the best

@shadowhedgehogfan100

6 жыл бұрын

Agree

@shadowcrystal9270

6 жыл бұрын

Agree

@Foxy_Gamer64

6 жыл бұрын

the true blood channel yes

1:43 "Am i flyin' down or fallin' up?" Anyone Who Has Played Portal 2: *Relatable*

"i might have side effects of isolation'' what everyone is saying in 2020

@jsenecal8213

4 жыл бұрын

komdy

@bwaraid1587

4 жыл бұрын

nop fricking.....

@glados7036

4 жыл бұрын

I made the coronavirus

@cmcphotography1

4 жыл бұрын

@@glados7036 I see you everywhere. Do you miss Chell?

@glados7036

4 жыл бұрын

Bro. Client Calledo yes a little

"am i flying down or falling up" is so genius

“This is a Half-life that I can’t live anymore” JT Half-Life Rap Confirmed !!!

@hiraeth3352

6 жыл бұрын

It’s just a reference/pun, seriously have you learnt nothing about JT Music’s raps?!

@dastalinstarblade4618

6 жыл бұрын

It's just poking fun, have you learned nothing about memes?

@paradoxicaloutcome1007

6 жыл бұрын

"We just wanna revisit these old classics we never got to do..." Hopefully that includes Half-Life.

@hiraeth3352

6 жыл бұрын

Says the guy with a Minecraft profile pic

@markushaahr9194

6 жыл бұрын

Paradoxical Outcome that brings up a good f#%king point. If Valve are ever planning to release any sequels to their Cult Classics (Which by now I’m seriously doubting they will), why aren’t they then making any remakes? I would love to play a remaster of Half-Life 2 because the orange box on PS3 is just a bit too slow and clunky, so what gives?

Now I wanna play portal again

@FirefoxyLeGibus

5 жыл бұрын

Why do you play portal again ?

@du67ty80

5 жыл бұрын

@@FirefoxyLeGibus it's a good fucking game bro

@FirefoxyLeGibus

5 жыл бұрын

@@du67ty80 I know but when you play portal one time you know the all of the game

@szabm3179

5 жыл бұрын

Firefoxy Le Gibus It's the same with every game.

@NepgearGM6.1

5 жыл бұрын

Boats Roach same

Normal people when they hear this song: Nice song. Portal players: The cake is a lie.

@aliciajohnson491

2 жыл бұрын

The Cake is a pie

I have played this game since I was a little kid on my Xbox 360 Ahhh the good old days Like if ur a portal OG

@redymedy

5 жыл бұрын

Stop begging for likes and portal dogs play on pc

@treyanimationz

5 жыл бұрын

They had same release date u dingus ( October 10 2007 )

@alexalloyd5846

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr? My dad used to ALWAYS play it on the 360! I miss those days, watching my dad play portal!

@treyanimationz

4 жыл бұрын

Alexa Lloyd That’s awesome it’s so cool that a lotta people can have so many memories about the same thing, and yet they can be so different

@ponderinglife123lollily5

4 жыл бұрын

When your siblings are so good they take a hour for a speedrun. ... AND THEN THERE'S ME, SPENDING 30 MINUTES ON 1 GOSH DARN LEVEL-

Loved the GLaDOS voice.

@FaeChangeling

6 жыл бұрын

Her voice with these vocal effects, sure.

@SoulKeeper294

6 жыл бұрын

BlackMania hey who cares her voice Is great no matter what

@emilypineiro3595

6 жыл бұрын

Andrea Storm Kaden is also baby from the fnaf raps

The sweet memories . who just misses shooting portals in the elevator?. Only me?..

@phen4896

6 жыл бұрын

Waaaaait, that works?

@cherryvodsonthecloud3808

6 жыл бұрын

[Kinder!] Malice I do 😁😁

@theundeadpancake9869

6 жыл бұрын

Oh I love doing that!!

@rileybartholomew2325

6 жыл бұрын

Me

@andrewthompson3953

6 жыл бұрын

No

This makes me think- they really missed out not making glaDOS into a lemon-

@gameknight9956

4 жыл бұрын

Omg

@minecraftegg3607

4 жыл бұрын

*HAVE YOU SEEN MY LEMONS*

@vigilabo3007

4 жыл бұрын

I mean you could have just in the end used her as a combustable lemon and use it too kill weathey

@peridot675

4 жыл бұрын

Spinel the Stretchy, GLaDOS Is too good to be Killed. She needs to be kept alive for her Wholesome Snarky Remarks And Insults.

@vigilabo3007

4 жыл бұрын

Peridot - nope you little triangle - blow her up !

1:02 quite possibly the best chorus in any JT Music song (prove me wrong)

Never expected this. I feel I would understand this rap more if I actually played the game.

@Dragonmaster_5001

6 жыл бұрын

LoneReaper 17 You should play both of them. GO DO IT NOW!

@whysics

6 жыл бұрын

same

@markushaahr9194

6 жыл бұрын

LoneReaper 17 Yeah, play the games when you have the time. They’re really worth it, Glados (The main villain) however is a lot better in the second game. You could in fact just skip the first game entirely, unless if you wanna find “The Cake is a Lie.” In it.

@TheBroGamer14082

6 жыл бұрын

paly it

@zupan1758

6 жыл бұрын

Actually, this rap is full of spoilers, so beware. But really, you should play it, if not for a gameplay, just for endings ;)

This is my my favorite game of all time

5 years later, and this song still hits hard. I remember listening to this years ago! The parts where GlaDOS sings are the best!

Seriously the best Portal song out there. Once again, JT Music has created a timeless masterpiece!

This brings back memories.....

@rileybartholomew2325

6 жыл бұрын

Me to

@coachlombardi9657

6 жыл бұрын

Ava In Currant Red Except for Glados, since she... Wait, who did she deleted again, I can't find it in the records?

@theilikepiesam5151

6 жыл бұрын

UR MEM

@theilikepiesam5151

6 жыл бұрын

ikr

@gremlinton9815

6 жыл бұрын

Oh it's easy, it was, uh... Ooh... WTF I FORGOT

drop at 2:05 was synced so well with the video it gave me chills

This song made me realize how much of a masterpiece portal 2 is, heck, it might be the single greatest videogame so far, the humour, gameplay, level design, puzzle design, plot, music, it's all perfect and I wouldn't have it any other way. There's a reason we don't have portal 3, and that's because you can't 1-up this game, and definitely won't for a while.

you have no friends because you smoked them WOW This is the most likes i have ever gotten, thank you JT for making such a good lyric

@balintgorbe81

4 жыл бұрын

@@andyhorton4690 smoke friends everyday

@GreenStorm8200

4 жыл бұрын

W E E D

@potatomonika8796

4 жыл бұрын

That gave me flashbacks

@cmcphotography1

4 жыл бұрын

People who turned on Friendly Fire be like:

@Sam-kz5sx

4 жыл бұрын

Phrase in song "smoked friends" is because all the dead bodies of Aperture Science Workers were incinerated and because they dont pump up oxygen from Up, they just "recycle" the oxygen and pump it back in Aperture Science Enrichment Center, she can only breathe the same and the same thing again. (So yeah its Pretty messed up)

Remember, *cake - it's lie*

@chaseraines5626

6 жыл бұрын

Actually in Portal you get an ending were gladoss rewards you with a cake

@gulup3410

6 жыл бұрын

Is it really a *LIE* ? Only Gaben knows

@jajasteele

6 жыл бұрын

nope... THE CAKE IS A *PIE*

@nightshine_

6 жыл бұрын

The cake, it's lie... Definitely, it's lie

@nightmaredow2802

6 жыл бұрын

Святой с Третьей Улицей a but remember the cake may be a lie, but cheese is great, so cheesecake is a great lie

i question if i should ask her for guidance, last time Wheatly tried to no, you just had to press the-AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

2:51 *BIOSHOCK 2 INTENSIFIES*

@Titan-camera-man358

8 ай бұрын

I thought that too!

Teachers be like: 1:12 - 1:23 All Chorus: 1:02 2:06 3:06

@mycats7584

3 жыл бұрын

Teachers to the guy who made it 3:49

Glados: AS ONE DOOR CLOSES, ANOTHER OPENS, BUT THERE ARE NO KEYS, SEE I CONTROL THEM!

@thesymbiotenation.4552

6 жыл бұрын

jokupoju 12 GLaDOS: Oh, look who it is, a internet hater, I guess your hating on me for the simple fact that you a lonely loner with no friends, just like in this Apeture science report, oh here it says '' a loner who will not be missed when he dies'' very formal, very serious... very true.

@theholychoclate6897

6 жыл бұрын

Golden Freddy 's Family diner what he's trying to say is add some mix into it don't copy it

@thesymbiotenation.4552

6 жыл бұрын

The holy Choclate YOUR RIGTH, HERE LET ME TRY... EHEM... GLaDOS: As one door closes, another opens Me: SOOOO DOES THAT MEAN I GET TO GO... SINS YOU OPEN ANOTHER DOOR?

@theholychoclate6897

6 жыл бұрын

Golden Freddy 's Family diner not bad my turn Glados: as one door opens another closes but wheatly lied to you so Fucka you!!

@kallekauppinen35

6 жыл бұрын

Golden Freddy 's Family diner wow, you actually took that to your feelings? GLaDOS is a fictional character. I feel bad for you. If you are actually that braindead then it is easy to believe that you have no friends. Try to make up something yourself rather than copying others like a child.

This is actually a nice follow-up to the series’ 10th anniversary (which occurred on October 10, 2017).

@metalvitezek7545

6 жыл бұрын

Oh and there will be an anniversary too in 2021 for Portal 2

the cake is not a lie. it exists, you just don't get it

@magicmildred9119

5 жыл бұрын

But she promised it, ergo it's a lie

@coolsceegaming6178

5 жыл бұрын

You must no clip to find it, it does exist, so the cake isn’t a lie, since she never promised you’d eat it, she simply promised cake, not that you’d get.

@magicmildred9119

5 жыл бұрын

@@coolsceegaming6178 it was heavily implied you'd get it

@camoking3605

5 жыл бұрын

@@magicmildred9119 she technically never said you'd get the cake, so she technically didn't lie

@magicmildred9119

5 жыл бұрын

@@camoking3605 she says at the beginning of the goddamn game you will be rewarded with cake for completing your trials (I want to clarify I am paraphrasing but I am not that far off)

" 'We do what we must because we can' so just lock 'em up and run tests on them" Is such a mood XD

0:42, sounds like something Cave Johnston would say

3:43 because the combine invasion is still probably ongoing

I always forget how much of a god damn bop this song is

"This a half-life that I can't live in" I see what you did there

@cassy121

3 жыл бұрын

Stolen comment

@Hello________________

3 жыл бұрын

Of course the person with an Among Us pfp stole a top comment.

@wargamer_8

3 жыл бұрын

"Black Mesa? NO COMPETITION! It's in the name, Appeture got the vision!"

@asaarthur3600

3 жыл бұрын

This is not the full sentace its… this is a half- life i cant live anyomore in.

@rileygames9182

3 жыл бұрын

@@cassy121 man you think i read the comments before commenting. I just came up with it and commented, i didnt read the comments so i didnt know.

0:33 you have obtained the burrito looking machine!! lemme take a selfie ahhhhhh!

2:05 BEST PART. LISTEN TO IT

@amberdenney4217

5 жыл бұрын

2:25 listen to that BEAT!

3:14 the smasher fits perfectly with the song XD

@cassy121

3 жыл бұрын

Yes it does

everybody gangsta till the portals make the beats

I saw this notification and I fell out of my chair then at the end I also fell out my chair XD my favorite game guys good job

@nobodys_hear

6 жыл бұрын

Same

@phen4896

6 жыл бұрын

You fell twice? I guess it's time to get a new chair lol

Don't trust the cake. The cake was a lie because you never got it.

@leemon_fox

6 жыл бұрын

Who agrees?

@thewestwind_

6 жыл бұрын

George Kunz The cake is a pie

@Anduron_Lazul

5 жыл бұрын

No it isn't, because GLaDOS never actually said Chell would receive cake, now did she? "You will be baked, and then there will be cake." "Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of testing." "When the testing is over, you will be missed."

@izukutodoroki9573

5 жыл бұрын

@@leemon_fox Me

@meh9607

5 жыл бұрын

You can see the ingredients of the cake in one section. it is not something you would want to eat.

Absolute banger

"Forget the cake, now that she's edible" made me laugh so hard and I don't know why

Better than I could've hoped. One of my favorite game franchises getting a rap!

that ending tho

@Nepne

5 жыл бұрын

Слава Союзу Советских Социалистических Республик!!!!!!!!!!

There's no use crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying, till you run out of cake. ~GlaDos ~portal

"As you send me off with an uplifting chorus" leads straight into the *actual chorus* *bruh*

I can not wait to see animation

@camoking3605

5 жыл бұрын

Theres bound to be a sfm for this eventually

**portal 2 spoiler below** That little traitor. Damn you, Wheatly.

@verticalspiral9824

6 жыл бұрын

noob:o woowww kewl stuph

@nkhelaifecteau6341

6 жыл бұрын

JT should make a Wheatley\GLaDOS rap

@verticalspiral9824

6 жыл бұрын

Pro: aw damn-it!

@Helios1511

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks Kanye, vary kool

@freemanpaugh760

6 жыл бұрын

WreckShot the little bot with a blue eye yeah he a traitor A TRAITOR!

Me in quarantine 1:33

@oolittlecoo8798

4 жыл бұрын

XD SAME. HERE

@demonictitan2718

3 жыл бұрын

Make this a meme please

When life gives you lemons you gotta eat them -my friend (XD)

3:16 " One day they`ll have secrets, one day they will have dreams..."

@realbenclayton

4 жыл бұрын

Get vectored

I’ve been subscribed as long as your original tf2 rap but this has be one of my favorite raps you’ve done.

the person voicing GLADOS in this has a voice pretty similar to the actual voice of GLADOS

@glados7036

3 жыл бұрын

@The Bailzmeister yup

@crowina_nutshell

3 жыл бұрын

You are wrong

It's great how he said "forget the cake, now that she's edible"

Portal 3 confirmed? Jokes aside, this was absolutely amazing! Keep up the great work fellas.

I've been waiting for this longer than half life 3

The tought of GLaDOS actually singing the chorus throughout the games makes chills go down my spine. Like: The first one during the tests when Chell is dying The second after the potato thing And the third as the lift goes up and Chell is fading out of vision

1:03 As One Door Closes Another Opens

*This is amazing i love it* I realy like PortalGun 😀

Bout gersh dern time

@superdonkey2702

6 жыл бұрын

Jack Curran cringe

@martinseptim3390

6 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@KlothRF

6 жыл бұрын

I know right

@wurmturm

6 жыл бұрын

Jack Curran Can't believe it took them THIS long

@amirmohamednour

6 жыл бұрын

Superdonkey2 The one g

This music has the best style that it fits the whole definition of both " thinking outside the cube " and " when a portal closes, another one appears" and fit the game itself. I first played the second because the first was too damn hard but I managed to beat it... After finishing the second one. This game was my childhood and will be one of the best I played over the years.

I've just found this masterpiece and the feeling of Portal nostalgia is stunning. Thank you...

2:46 Appenture Science has a new enemy...

The cake is a lie because 1/12 of a regular sized cake is a cupcake, and the 12 letter in the alphabet is L, witch stands for lie.

@dreamweaver4183

6 жыл бұрын

Take the L

@Anduron_Lazul

5 жыл бұрын

The cake was never a lie, and the guy who claimed it was (Doug Rattman) had Paranoid Schizophrenia. GLaDOS: "Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of testing." "You will be baked, and then there will be cake." "When the testing is over, you will be missed."

@naiyamay2356

5 жыл бұрын

It's "which", not "witch". Get it right boi

@furballscave4431

5 жыл бұрын

computer go away with ur stuff and ur other stuff

@Gh0st.g0v

5 жыл бұрын

out smarten the sistom

Someone help I can’t stop watching this

That's honestly pretty good Also, Andrea did a wonderful job doing the GLaDOS impression! Harry101UK, write that down