PORTAL CAKE! It's Not a Lie | Feast of Fiction
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Portal Cake!
(From actual in-game recipe, taken from www.planetfortress.com/dfa/por...)
1 (18.25 oz) package chocolate cake mix
1 can prepared coconut frosting
3/4 cups vegetable oil
4 large eggs
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margarine, softened
2/3 cups granulated sugar
3 large eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 cups all purpose flour
2/3 cups cocoa
1/4 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon baking powder
1/3 cups water
1 to 2 (6 oz each) vanilla frosting
8 Marachino Cherries (not in recipe, but necessary)
1 white candle (not in recipe, but necessary)
Don't forget garnishes, such as:
fish shaped crackers
fish shaped candies
fish shaped dirt
fish shaped solid waste
fish shaped ethyl benzene
pull and peel licorice
fish shaped volatile organic compounds
sediment shaped sediment
a 20-foot thick impermeable clay layer
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This one's a bit tough to understand so let's break it down. The recipe actually a composite of two! The first being the simple box cake. Following the instructions on the box cake (18.25 oz package chocolate cake mix) combine it with the vegetable oil, eggs, and water in a mixing bowl. Pour it into two floured and ready cake pans and bake it according to the instructions on the box. Usually this is 350F for 30-40 minutes. To check if the cake is ready, stick a toothpick in it and slowly pull it out - if there's no residue on the toothpick then your cake is fully baked! If there is residue, leave it in for a little longer, checking back sporadically.
Now that we've completed the box cake, it's onto figuring out how to use the rest of the ingredients to make the remainder of the cake from scratch. Combine the butter and sugar in a mixing bowl then cream them together by mixing until thoroughly combined. Then add your 4 large eggs, one at a time, followed by your vanilla extract. In a separate bowl add your dry ingredients together (flour, cocoa, baking soda, salt, baking powder). Add this to the rest of the mixture then put in 1/3 cup of water. Remember to scrape off the sides if the ingredients get stuck there and keep mixing.
Pour out the cake batter into a cake pan and set it in the oven at 350F for 30-40 minutes.
While the cakes are baking, prepare your chocolate flakes. Melt your chocolate chips in your microwave or a double boiler. A double boiler is made by submerging one pot (with the chips) inside a larger pot (with enough water to cover the sides) and heating the water below. This will make sure that your chocolate chips do not stick to the side of the pot and will melt evenly. Keep stirring until they're fully melted.
Then on a large cookie sheet, pour out the melted chips and smooth them out with a dough scraper or knife. Let it cool at room temperature or place it in your freezer. When the melted chips are solid again, remove it from the cookie sheet and begin to cut them up into small chunks, working your way slowly across. Place your new chocolate flakes in a bowl and put it in your refrigerator so they will stay firm.
When all three of your cakes have been done, carefully lay them out and use a cake leveler or a large knife to take off the rounded tops of each so they are as flat as possible. This way when you stack them it won't topple or lean to one side. Next use either vanilla frosting (in the recipe) or chocolate frosting to evenly layer the tops of each cake as you stack them on top of each other. Once that's done, coat the entire outside of the cake with coconut pecan frosting.
Remove your chocolate flakes from the fridge and coat them around the entire cake with your hands. This can get a bit messy.
Scoop some vanilla frosting into a ziploc bag. Cut off a corner and use this to dollop your cake with 8 small circles and 1 circle in the middle. Remove the stems from your maraschino cherries and place them on top. Place your white candle in the middle, light it up, and enjoy your Portal Cake! This sucker is incredibly rich, so cut small slices and eat slowly! Wouldn't want GLaDOS to comment on your weight!
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There's a bakery in Washington where you can literally buy the cake from Portal.
@gloriachristopher8659
7 жыл бұрын
Viktor the Creator its called a black forest cake
@tawneeens436
6 жыл бұрын
Viktor the Creator seriously ?! Dang I’m a few states away ;_;
@warspitentr1122
5 жыл бұрын
Valve was actually inspired from it
@SCR4TCHK4T
5 жыл бұрын
Omg I live in Washington. Which bakery is it at?
@sansational15
4 жыл бұрын
Someone took a walk and saw the cake and that's how the Portal cake was born.
I DIED DURING THAT INTRO! I never thought a cooking channel could be so entertaining! Subscribed!
today i got to hear glados say meme my life is complete
@nickxu6788
8 жыл бұрын
OMG, love ur profile photo is it a ice wing. from wings of fire?
@Dreigonix
7 жыл бұрын
+Nick Xu Holy crap I did not expect to encounter a fellow WoF fan.
@nickxu6788
7 жыл бұрын
:D
@tidepods1331
7 жыл бұрын
and im one more WoF fan
You actually got Ellen McLain to do the outro? That was a huge surprise!
@theamazinggamers5948
7 жыл бұрын
x XAcantheaX x no, I'm pretty sure he used editing 😂😂😂
@lunraaexclipse3266
7 жыл бұрын
Theamazinggamers . To me it sounds more like her at the end than the beginning. So I think she did the outro, but the intro was definitely editing =)
@Kanerade
5 жыл бұрын
:C You spoilt my surprise! XD
@jackhanson3856
5 жыл бұрын
KaineRaid It's pretty clearly not her though...
You're missing a few garnishes there. How could i ever have cake without an injector needle gun in it?
@TheHeroOfTomorrow
8 жыл бұрын
+00WolfSpirit Don't forget the sediment-shaped sediment!
@avanelletheclockfriend2515
8 жыл бұрын
And fish shaped solid waste!
@Antonio-he4oh
8 жыл бұрын
+KirbyMaster 12 and fish shaped ethyl benzine
@avanelletheclockfriend2515
8 жыл бұрын
And volatile malted milk compounds! And rhubarb on fire! And an entry on how to kill someone with your bare hands!
@avanelletheclockfriend2515
8 жыл бұрын
+Antonio Debono Wait how the heck did you get my old YT name?!
right as he said "WAIT WAIT WAIT" my computer crashed into the depths of the bluescreen... XD
@bchikn711
9 жыл бұрын
Would have been creepy of if it crashed at the screen that shows what feast they are making
@SK-hx6tg
9 жыл бұрын
ikr
@j.dsspaganza5775
3 жыл бұрын
What are the odds 😂😂😂
I KNEW APERTURE AND NERF WORKED TOGETHER!!!
@fuzzycats12
9 жыл бұрын
The Aegis Lol!! xD
@theaegis5795
9 жыл бұрын
***** so obvious too! what with the design of the... the things.. and stuff and.. *brain farts...*
@mercury7590
8 жыл бұрын
I heard aperture was making portal guns out of nerf recons, but then nerf stopped shipping the guns to them.
@kayakheather
8 жыл бұрын
omg XD 😂
@bryceprosper2003
8 жыл бұрын
It's actually Caprture
In minecraft there is an achievement that involves baking/crafting a cake dubbed "The Lie" Great reference Notch 😉
@girlalexia8547
8 жыл бұрын
Lol
@girlalexia8547
8 жыл бұрын
that is true katelyn minton
@emmaemma8171
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
OH MY GOD!!!!! Did Ellen McLain really do the outro?!? What?? How did you...? Please, somebody answer me, because I'm dying to know if it's really her! OMG...
@Carterox10
8 жыл бұрын
I think so.
@dianisea-hh4uf
8 жыл бұрын
+Alicia García Fernández I don't think so, the words were too slurred to be her. Probably just Jimmy changing his voice to a higher pitch.
@nurinahalim4206
8 жыл бұрын
It's obviously not......
@aliciagarciafernandez7994
8 жыл бұрын
Uni Goat I don't see it so obvious, tbh.
@dipperpines4973
8 жыл бұрын
nope
THE CAKE *_IT IS'NT A LIE_*
@pandaboy3515
8 жыл бұрын
the cake is a LIE A LIE
@avanelletheclockfriend2515
8 жыл бұрын
Sadly it is a lie. They didn't follow the exact recipe as specified by the Logic Core. I should know we have one every other Saturday.
@donovanbossinger6949
8 жыл бұрын
Avanelle The Aperture Employee yes they did. They only removed the stuff that is inedible.
@JarrodWinegarden
8 жыл бұрын
+Donovan Bossinger I know the cake is the lie but GLaDos gave us a recipe how to make a Portal Cake, or was it Feast of Fiction or both?
@JarrodWinegarden
8 жыл бұрын
+Donovan Bossinger but in real life, it isn't a lie
Was that the actual Ellen McLain at the end? Oh, my gosh, that's so cool! :D
@codybellotti0565
3 жыл бұрын
Yup!
Thanks for making these videos! I love how you guys incorporate a lot of humor without resorting to dirty jokes to carry it.
Question? Does this really mean I can just put a sticker on a nerf gun and start shooting portals?
@sakurahikxri
8 жыл бұрын
Noone can do that... Yet
Spoiler The cake isnt a lie in the game
I rate this 5 diabeetus outta 5 diabeetus.
@cozybros1
6 жыл бұрын
Oracle Agree
black forest cake is the best... i had some in Austria... its not very sweet, but thats why your supposed to add fruit sauces to it
I want my next B-Day cake to be the portal cake!
3:10 he kept eating them but the bag was newly sealed XD
oh my goodness best video yet! love the references and the fx!
I've seen 3 different How to make the portal cake videos, but this was the best.
one time I was at the store and I saw a cake that is EXACTLY the same as in portal. then I started geeking out.
@ducktales7315
7 жыл бұрын
Plixe DIDYA BUY IT???
You squished the cake!
@saidam-w245
10 жыл бұрын
hi sarah hows it goin'
@cakeisnotalie6014
10 жыл бұрын
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
When I was younger and watched your videos I got so freaked out from the ending and didn’t watch the videos for weeks afterwards I forgot about your channel until I remember the sea salt ice cream and then I rewatched everything
I did my portal cake with chocolate cake mix and it turns out totally perfect :) Thank you guys, you are awesome!
I SHIP IT LIKE ITS FED EX
@GamerGoop
7 жыл бұрын
fed ex is actually a very bad company, as they treat their workers horrible. a 12 hour shift with no lunch breaks and no stopping, that's why fedex trucks are always speeding!
@bop3464
7 жыл бұрын
:0
@GregoryMom
7 жыл бұрын
Pyr0 that is the cutest profile pic i've ever seen. link please?
@wiredmind
7 жыл бұрын
I know I'm late, but here you go: yt3.ggpht.com/-OEYwXCWmJKk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/viITymNQtig/s100-c-k-no-mo-rj-c0xffffff/photo.jpg
1.10-1.40 I like this part
This is so awesome :3 I'm going to be making the portal cake this week for my birthday but it's going to be gluten free so thank a lot for this video. Helps a lot. c:
Funny usage of portal containing portals to get stuff where it needs. That beginning was also funny. That scream.
do teletubbies custard..........................idk i just thought of that
@arielruh7773
3 жыл бұрын
I think it tastes like strawberry
okay okay so i just found this channel (i know, terrifying, how did i live all these years without the food porn) and i was watching dragon dumplings from kfp and the pizza gyoza from tmnt and spaghetti tacos from icarly and burple nurples from chowder and ratatouille and everything and i just thought omg what about the black forest cake from portal omg omg the cake is a lie omg they had to have done it and so i googled it and i found it and they made it and it exists and everything and i know i'm like 4 years late and everything but oh my god i'm so happy right now and i don't even know why
You guys are seriously awesome :D I was looking for a good recipe for the portal cake AND the Minecraft cake, which also had to be easy because i am only 12.Thankfully, your videos are fun and understandable! And thanks to you, my whole family worships me for baking cakes and your recipes :) Thank you very much!!! Also your ingredients were easy to find here in Greece!
I LOVE how you make these episodes based on the games and cartoons!
FINALLY I GET THE DAMN CAKE
2:15, WHAT KIND OF VIDEO SORCERY IS THIS?!?!? btw love the cake.
Your channel is so awesome! Very original idea!^^
I made it today, they weren't lieing wen they said make slices small, it's so delicious and moist, now these Cherries on tip make a beautiful circle and its out of the oven and I'm rating on time ie got more cakes to cook and there's eating to be done on the cake that is, still alive!
4:34 - 4:37 Ashley just be like "I'm inlove with this idiot."
The portal will open in 3...2...1*phone starts ringing how did it do that 0_o*
@druvjuice6906
6 жыл бұрын
Is it you? THE GREAT PAPYRUS!?
Feast Of Fiction I have played portal 3 times and always got this ending so I looked up on your channel for the cake and here I found it.
you guys are amazing im sooooo trying every recipe here and maybe ill show you how they turn out
"Enjoy the cake... you could use the extra weight" LMAO this is awesome, Finally you guys did the Portal Cake! I'm gonna prepare this cake for myself next week for my birthday!
@mrorange1225
Жыл бұрын
happy birthday, I'm only late by 11 years!
You forgot 1 ingredient inject poison after completion
The voice-over at the end? GENIUS.
I SPENT THE ENTIRE DAY LOOKING FOR THIS RECIPE AND I FORGOT TO CHECK YOURS
"Enjoy the cake, you could use the extra weight." Me: "Thanks, but I broke it twice, I'm not breaking it again." **comment if you remember what Chell "broke."**
@gloriachristopher8659
6 жыл бұрын
Ahempleasegoaway glados?
@preposteroussongs5572
3 жыл бұрын
The aerial faith plate.
Feast Of Fiction How did you get that awesome gun that can make portals in real lite?
@knifedunicorn7865
9 жыл бұрын
you are pretty damn stupid lol
@loliverjonoflop2950
9 жыл бұрын
knifed unicorn IKR
@Grellibe
9 жыл бұрын
vladik huk It's CGI. Not real. Just a gag for entertainment.
@nico699
9 жыл бұрын
If this is a joke your good if its not your the most stupid dumbass in the history of dumbasses
@Grellibe
9 жыл бұрын
vladik huk Don't feed the troll.
This is so cool! How did I miss this! lol
Ah! The editing is so good! and you know the cake might be a lie but this isn’t. Here’s your truth THIS TASTES SO GOOD
Who was lie this when they heard glados talk about the cake 0_0 WTF
@Lucky-yc3vp
8 жыл бұрын
Wut?
@quintenbradford6084
7 жыл бұрын
??
@nicoleqysu
7 жыл бұрын
What????🤔
STEVEN UNIVERSE COOKIE CAT OR FIRE CRYSTAL DOUGHNUT!!!!!
Literally everything about this video was amazing omg.
That ending! Priceless!!!
aperture Science came out with a nerf gun
Out of question, was that Ellen McLain GLaDOS at the end or was it one of them doing an impression of her?
@iangump
9 жыл бұрын
I need the answer :
@amyharris8801
9 жыл бұрын
It was Ellen Mclain. She is a trained opera singer.
@QueenofAnime
8 жыл бұрын
+Ben Wasserman It sounded like her yes, but my guess was it was Jimmy again with the voice pitched up to sound like hers. You could hear the difference in some of the words he said.
Made for my 18th birthday this year, chocolate flakes were too big for the cake, but it was otherwise AWESOME!
I love the editiion and the display this has, great job.
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!
@jacobnilsen6491
10 жыл бұрын
not anymore XD
@guiltyking1182
10 жыл бұрын
The other day my friend had this huge gray box the code was "1" and on the ceiling it said THE CAKE IS A LIE i'm like oh cool that meme
@jacobnilsen6491
10 жыл бұрын
Puppy Bogge that time it was but now the cake is true
@guiltyking1182
10 жыл бұрын
jacob nilsen Well then...ok
Hi
@GabrielOmene
10 жыл бұрын
OMFG
@cakeisnotalie6014
10 жыл бұрын
Gapivon whaaat? you never been seeing any typing cake?
@gloriachristopher8659
7 жыл бұрын
Cake IsNotALie you are a cake. its in your name
@gloriachristopher8659
7 жыл бұрын
everyone go to this dudes house and eat him. hes a CAKE
great episode, and really good effects!
oh ...my recipe for this cake was a little different, i used a devils food cake recipe and whipped marshamllow frosting, then the crushed cookie topping, I did garnish with cream and cherries
The cake is not a lie........Or is it? Muhuhahahahahahahahahaha!
Me three. May 11 can't wait!
I am SO making this for my birthday next week.
this was so creative, I love it!
oh god best video ever! which program did you use for the visual effects?
I am sooo going to make this. :D Thank you!
I am getting this cake made for my birthday!
This has to be the best video yet
This was a triumph, I'm baking a cake here, huge success! It's hard to over-done my black forest cake. Portal Bakery, We bake what we must, because we can, for the goods of all of us, except the ones who hates cake. But there's no sense crying over every burnt cake, You just keep on trying till you're all out of mix. And the baking gets done, And you make a neat cake, for the people who are still hungry I'm not even hungry, I'm being so filled up right now. Even thou you stole my cake and ate it
Making this for my friend who is obsessed with portal
Hearing “enrichment center” takes me back
awesome cake guys
That looked delicious. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Lol, i love your character on VGHS. It's epic.
Lol this video is always the first to show up when I search my KZread name, I want to make a video with you guys now
@avanelletheclockfriend2515
8 жыл бұрын
Yet you don't have a single portal vid. Hmmm...
this was a triumph im making a note here huge success
Today I learned that the Feast of Fiction kitchen is made of moon rocks
happy birthday portal!!!
Did anyone notice how the knives are placed? Lol. Loved your video! Subscribed.
Actually, true, the inspiration for the Portal cake is a black forest cake. But if you read the ingredients on the screen, apart from the weird ingredients, you'll see that it's a coconut-pecan cake.
i didn't know that, thanks for reminding me so nicely
You guys REALLY should have more subs.
unrelated but 8 years later and this is better than any attempts at making this cake..
My daughter made this cake, it was amazing!
love you guys
Love the game feasts!!!
omg this is so cool you guys are like glados
this was actually made before my birthday and ive enver seen it before but i had a portal cake for my birthday but i wish i had seen this to make it better
making this on the 22nd for my B-Day!
You guys are wonderful
i love these shows
Looks sweet!
That last part sacered me
Love you guys
How did you get those portal special effects to look so real?
XD what glados said at the end made me laugh.
sweet! happy B day! XD just a few more days and im gonna be baking my own portal cake = ) so strange that a video game could make something like baking popular.
You'd expect that the best Portal IRL graphics and physics would come from like Valve instead of a Food show.
I Loved The Beginng!
2:41 I'm making a note here huge success It's part of the song Glados sings at the end of the game
@jorgevilla6970
9 жыл бұрын
1. The game is probably older than you kid 2. This video is 3 years old so you're a bit late
@Chocolatex0120
8 жыл бұрын
+Jorge Villa Why so mad? lol
@videogamer4234
8 жыл бұрын
actually the companion cube was singing(dont ask why)
@angellm8192
7 жыл бұрын
Doesnt that means the companion cube is glados?