"Poor judgement." **black mesa tattoo**

@dionthegreaser623

5 жыл бұрын

Gunslinger Half life is better in my opinion

@projectjavelin5948

5 жыл бұрын

How to pronounce “bl4ck m3sa” Blehfourk mehthreesa

@shayodom5271

5 жыл бұрын

LookAt ThatMeme you’re not invited to my birthday

@ember-brandt

5 жыл бұрын

@@dionthegreaser623 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) You came to the wrong neighborhood.

@neal2399

5 жыл бұрын

A Black Mesa tramp stamp, no less

"and the results are that humans cannot be trusted. the solution? robots." *later* "robots gave us 6 extra seconds of trust. good job robots."

@hostkal6247

4 жыл бұрын

and a bit more of game

@padraicfanning7055

4 жыл бұрын

"For an android… that is nearly an eternity…"

@Average-Friday-Enjoyer

4 жыл бұрын

Ribbons0121 R121 lol

@curtisleblanc5897

4 жыл бұрын

@@padraicfanning7055 Even better, it's longer than the amount of time that quote originally referred to. Atlas and P-Body are such great friends.

@padraicfanning7055

4 жыл бұрын

@@curtisleblanc5897 It just goes to show you how much genius AlpacaHawk put into that YTP I referenced.

"That's 65 percent more bullet per bullet!" -Cave Johnson

@DS-wk9gb

6 жыл бұрын

s u p e r and that's 65% of likes

@RabbitConfirmed

5 жыл бұрын

Cave Johnson, such a beautiful mind!

@TeresaHernandez-dg7fd

5 жыл бұрын

s u p e r.

@Lilith.-.

5 жыл бұрын

s u p e r s

@jameston2676

5 жыл бұрын

Gnormal Gnome Well He’s Not Wrong :/

I'd love to see an Office like series with Cave and the scientists.

@doppelgangervortex

4 жыл бұрын

YESS

@johnferreras5828

3 жыл бұрын

Yesssssss!

@doppelgangervortex

3 жыл бұрын

@Competition For LOST Both! :D

@croangutan

3 жыл бұрын

One day

@cryptocal7325

3 жыл бұрын

Pam and Jim is chell and Wheatley

Oh in case you got covered in that repulsion gel, here’s some advice the lab boys gave me... *Do NOT get covered in the repulsion gel*

@sheeloesreallycool

4 жыл бұрын

Damn, I screwed that step up

@jeremiahgranger1566

4 жыл бұрын

It's a live one, and it doesn't like the human skeleton

@winterblox1

4 жыл бұрын

Damn, you beat me to it

@thatguyintherain3168

3 жыл бұрын

We havnt narrowed down what element it is yet, but it’s a lively one, and we can tell ya this, it does not like the human skeleton.

@adambae4life

3 жыл бұрын

@@winterblox1 yeah by at least 6 months XD

3:18 You know your camera man is an expert when he flies backwards and survives every machine that was meant to kill him.

@KPril_

4 жыл бұрын

Or maybe it was just a zoom-out

@thesciencesphere4273

4 жыл бұрын

@@KPril_ or maybe it was a joke which you apparently didn't understand :)

@KPril_

4 жыл бұрын

@@thesciencesphere4273 well that's a shame XD

@Russia_Moscow_countryhuman

4 жыл бұрын

@@KPril_ woooooosh

@DEADEYESSS

4 жыл бұрын

KPril 🤦‍♂️

meanwhile co-op: "JUST PUT THE GODDAMN CUBE ON THE BUTTON" "I NEED YOU TO PUT A PORTAL THERE I CANT GET TO IT" *adds timer* "A P O R T A L" "I CANT" *player 1 leaves*

@veridisly

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO THIS IS TOO ACCURATE

@jadetheslime3140

3 жыл бұрын

@@veridisly 3:00 idk why, but this level was ABSOLUTE HELL for me & my sis, partly bcuz it was so hard, and partly bcuz it took FOREVER!

@omgaustria-hungary1192

3 жыл бұрын

@@jadetheslime3140 you mean 3:00 ?

@A0001_

3 жыл бұрын

@@omgaustria-hungary1192 thats what they said

@omgaustria-hungary1192

3 жыл бұрын

@@A0001_ im on mobile so it didnt appear blue for me

"Do not get covered in repulsion gel. We haven't exactly pinned down what element it yet, but it's a lively one. And it *does not* like the human skeleton." Cave Johnson, we're done here.

@Unit4170

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like cave

@Coral76lol

10 ай бұрын

@@Unit4170because it is. it's one of the pre-recorded messages in portal 2

"We Fire The Whole Bullet"

@LeandroSouza-pl9gb

4 жыл бұрын

"That's 65% more bullet, per bullet."

@Ejioplex

4 жыл бұрын

@@LeandroSouza-pl9gb 65% More harm

@ibraheemshuaib8954

3 жыл бұрын

the bullets will also be reusable since your firing the whole bullet.

@scarfshek7073

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ejioplex and we box em up and ship them straight to YOUR doorstep.

Cave Johnson, we're done here........ Cave Johnson here!

@SuperCutealien

5 жыл бұрын

yes.

@dankcitrus42

5 жыл бұрын

we're done here. aaand repeat

@Ty-ru4rp

5 жыл бұрын

@@dankcitrus42 aaand repeat.

@bloodthorniii

5 жыл бұрын

*inhales* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand repeat

@alamirzaquanbinabdulrazak1371

4 жыл бұрын

@@bloodthorniii and repeat

7:05 look at that sad little octopus... hehe.

@ascendedcat260

5 жыл бұрын

*For the Damaged Coda by Blonde Redhead starts playing

I love that the turret has an empathy generator and an empathy suppressor

@nekogamer2508

10 ай бұрын

Forcing it to feel bad while enabling it to do bad things and not stopped by empathy but they still feel bad , basically the empathy isn't in the way of them killing but they still feel empathetic

7:19 So, working is just spamming Ctrl? I will pass Bill Gates’ Amount of Money.

@tgraeme2816

4 жыл бұрын

(I know it is very late) but since aperture is almost bankrupt you will most likely get paid less than minimum wage.

"I think we can put our differences aside, for science"

@jadetheslime3140

4 жыл бұрын

*You monster.

2:22 old emancipation grill 3:03 glass panel instead of aerial faith plate 5:47 test chamber 9 (?) entrance broken panel

@mrscruffles801

Жыл бұрын

Good Eye! There's also the old portal one door, button, and pedestal button.

panels, they are safe. Later:Atlas gets crushed. "that's not a panel, it's a crusher, we sell them to"

@spah4424

5 жыл бұрын

Peteydog 11234 those*

@smugchilli4842

5 жыл бұрын

too*

@pizzvore

4 жыл бұрын

*later

@goldenerectus4122

3 жыл бұрын

it isnt a panel

The woman voicing glados in the portal games...especially portal 2....is freaking hilarious....quite possibly the most priceless character in any video game ever

@MarioLopez-nl8zj

4 жыл бұрын

MMR she is Ellen Mclain!

@yeezuz724

4 жыл бұрын

*Sad Stanley Parable Narrator noises*

@Jpx0999

3 жыл бұрын

The narrator of stanley parable

@LatvijasRepublikabumba

Жыл бұрын

Stephen Merchant:

@techny3000

Жыл бұрын

​@@yeezuz724 ngl they're on par

The whole bullet?! Now that’s Aperture science at its finest.

It's really a shame..... Valve seemed to have been such a creative quality company with so much of cool side stuff to that awesome game. Then they stopped working with games, when their Steam platform really took off. Imagine how fucking awesome it would be, if they just announced Portal 3. Out of the blue. It would be an earthquake going through the gaming community.

@friendlyoldpieceofapoppedp711

2 жыл бұрын

I think with HLA they might be back in the business. Or at least I hope, cus that game was just as brilliant as the rest and goddamn, have I missed Valve games

@wilhufftarkin8543

2 жыл бұрын

@@friendlyoldpieceofapoppedp711 Imagine a VR Portal game. Man this would be cool. But I doubt they would do this, because they're too concerned about people getting motion sickness. :(

@friendlyoldpieceofapoppedp711

2 жыл бұрын

@@wilhufftarkin8543 there’s a HLA portal mod out now, it’s actually insanely good! Just the portal 1 game in VR though

@jelenabojarova8461

2 жыл бұрын

Half Life 3 being announced would cause an apocalypse in gaming, and considering how long we've waited, VALVe should go for it

@fennex7575

2 жыл бұрын

@@wilhufftarkin8543 no one really bothers to not make a game just because some people would be sick. The majority of games with a highly motion sick inducing gameplay have features that help with that. I don't have any motion sickness problem but that comes as a cost. If a person gets less motion sick, it's directly related to how immersed he feels in game. I don't feel that immersed, only while falling and other fast stuff

7:10 there's a guy watching Meet the Pyro trailer

@replynator5774

4 жыл бұрын

He is watching two pixels fucking each other

@Forcoy

4 жыл бұрын

Also one worker is a turret

@jswid2251

4 жыл бұрын

Tacky RBLX where

@jswid2251

4 жыл бұрын

Tacky RBLX found it

@f4fphantomii468

4 жыл бұрын

One has a diamond from another portal short

7:12 in the bottom right corner, the guy is watching meet the pyro.

@edwardfendyson5021

Жыл бұрын

And I saw The *D I A M O N D* guy and the guy’s screen from the upper right corner is *C E N S O R E D* and next to him was a turret?! also the guy who is next to him was *N O T* working but resting

6:24 the two holding hands hahahahahaha

7:27 that's an actual test in portal 2 tho

@EthanGrey08

5 жыл бұрын

Starkey Maybe The did makes the tests with the Perpetual Testing Initiative and built them. Then GLaDOS discovered them, and when she encounters Chell, she runs them through it. Just an idea. But the tests worn out over time so, they must be created a long time ago. Just and idea.

@approximately82kangaroos19

4 жыл бұрын

How do you think they got it?

@ThatGuyRNA

Жыл бұрын

Hah yeah that sad little octopus was none the wiser

1:20 The real reason the waitress hasn't brought your meal yet.

@anastasiachebotareva9088

4 жыл бұрын

They should've fired the guys who made those robots and build better robots

@JustaRobot799

Жыл бұрын

​​@@anastasiachebotareva9088 and built better robot's. BETTER BETTER ONES.

the cone-shaped and donut-shaped earths made me laugh

@emanuelldaluzcaminha9122

3 жыл бұрын

Torus shaped

@RandallAgent

3 жыл бұрын

Im a donut-earther

@cheungjame637

2 жыл бұрын

sadly there isn't any flat earth, cause I would like to see those flat earthers spamming around in the comment section

Cave Johnson: safe P-body: get smashed into the wall by a Panel 5:47

1:40 when you play coop with random person

i love how the coop trailer shows some of the actuall levels in the game

Repulsion gel: " *_Aperture 's_* second attempt at a dietetic pudding substitute resulted in Repulsion Gel, a much sweeter, slightly less non-toxic form of fiberglass insulation that caused subsequently ingested food items to bounce off the lining of the dieter's stomach and out of his or her mouth. *_For Various Reasons,_* this was also pulled from the shelves.

1:19 the solution? robots! **robot proceds to bang frying pan to "head"**

@mrcheese8051

4 жыл бұрын

They cant be that dumb they made one handed pancakes

Cave Johnson here Cave Johnson here Cave Johnson here Cave Johnson here VSauce, Michael here

@fidgety48

4 жыл бұрын

Michæl*

@feather314

4 жыл бұрын

How do we know that the sauce in Vsauce isn’t repulsion gel?

"You'd be perfect" *10 minuets later* "You fool" :(

4:08 lol they only care about the portal gun

@nervo1148

4 жыл бұрын

Its more expensive than 3 humans.

@180rotator

3 жыл бұрын

@@nervo1148 expensive as the solar system

@aleksynowik3055

3 жыл бұрын

Portal guns are expensive. Solution: make long fall boots. Humans can not be trusted. Solution: make replacable robots and give each and every one of them portal gun. Humans can be replaced: take care of portal gun. Robots can be more easily replaced: SCREW IT! we give all of them a portal gun.

@tsm3922

3 жыл бұрын

@Flyin' Steve how does people get a piece of black hole from the black hole, if you do that in real life, we're in trouble

@Scarletdex8299

2 жыл бұрын

"These people are *meaningless* ! They're cavemen without us." (C)

6:34 I like that idea🙂

0:00 The reason we never got something that ends with 3. A true fan will understand.

@alterrapda9057

4 жыл бұрын

3 circles on the steam logo.

@pixeltochi4961

3 жыл бұрын

@@alterrapda9057 but only 2 have dots on them

"You don't know pride. You don't know fear. You don't know anything. You'll be perfect." Is this how the army picks their soldiers? Edit: Fucked up the lines, sorry.

@hunterwillis3775

5 жыл бұрын

I thought it said pride, not crying... meh same thing I guess.

@hollow8421

4 жыл бұрын

You know PTSD

@Sillimant_

4 жыл бұрын

*"you don't know anything"* _perfect_

@youtubestuff683

4 жыл бұрын

Its how I got picked lol

@ftwgaming0

4 жыл бұрын

If I am selected to be in the army, then yes.

1:19 The solution... **snap** ROBOTS! blue robot: **bam bam bam bam** **falls**

@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780

4 жыл бұрын

The guy forgot to make them smart enough to not hit them selfs

0:48 sick mug flip.

@rustiekim

6 жыл бұрын

Milessweet418 Gaming lol

@thegmodguy3411

4 жыл бұрын

portal predicted bottle flip

3:50 read the instructions on what to do if a black hole breaks containment inside your gun.

@fabrypetty1689

5 жыл бұрын

thats a quantum hole not a black hole

@JackieTheYeen

5 жыл бұрын

@@fabrypetty1689 It literally says 'Miniature black hole'

@cupofspiders5830

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah right

@ruktechinok1695

5 жыл бұрын

T5et

@Daniel-wu6pl

4 жыл бұрын

sooo basically, run the *COMBUSTIBLE LEMON*'s away

5:54 that's when CJ (not San Andreas) knew, he effed up. "That's Not a Panel. That's a Crusher" Nice Save, Bro "we sell that too" NICE COMEBACK!!!

@petdadawg2339

4 жыл бұрын

is it CJ from San Andreas?

0:39 Heyyy! That's pretty good!

7:14 a turret is at a desk

not gonna lie, i kind of feel bad for that octopus

sadly no one plays cooperative portal 2 anymore. the excitement has faded into a deep memory. :( pouts

@CanyonF

5 жыл бұрын

not true!

@GBrayJ

5 жыл бұрын

I Can And find many people! I do it lots!!

@galyonai9419

5 жыл бұрын

@@GBrayJ I remember I once tried finding a random partner for the coop in portal 2, and it was searching for hours and found no one that was playing back then.

@playstationtripleextreme

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I have portal 2 and I have no one to play cooperative mode with

@alexwang1464

5 жыл бұрын

Then maybe we could all play portal 2 together

2:47 the high-pitched scream P-Body makes lol

@cristhianycarmo

2 жыл бұрын

EEEEEEEE!

She landed on her knee too.... I give you The Long Fall Kneecaps

1:16 Kid 1) Can't wait to test! Kid 2) dude really Kid1) I hate you (pushes kid 2 off)

“Empathy Generator” Yeah that’s a good idea. A robot should always have a bit of-“Empathy Suppressor” oh…

5:54 that cinematic effect is awesome! I wish I could watch this whole video in a cinema! (sorry if I spelled that wrong, I meant movie theater) :O

@georgiabennett8533

4 жыл бұрын

You spelt it right.

5:52 TROUBLE!

At 6:41, I found a lot of earths. A cone earth, a donut earth, a couple of dark earths, a rapidly spinning earth, a small earth, a tiny earth, a really tiny earth, a big earth, a dark earth but looking at the lines on it shows it's sideways, a completely ocean earth, a completely land earth, a big earth, and a dark earth with no lines at all.

Nobody: ValvE: *C A V E J O H N S O N H E R E*

I love how one of the employees is a turret!

“We asked this test subject to go ahead and try to land on her head! Heheheh...she can’t do it! Good work boots!”

Does anyone notice that the "typing" the black 2D figures do is just smacking the keyboard

@metalboy5150

6 жыл бұрын

Well, they don’t have fingers. What else are they supposed to do?

@someguyeban

6 жыл бұрын

THE SANDSEEKER U.K someone's watching.. nevermind.

@PstrywBerryDraws

5 жыл бұрын

there name is bendy, im not even joking look it up

@Ribbons0121R121

5 жыл бұрын

"look at that sad little octopus there."

@-w-5334

5 жыл бұрын

"heh heh"

At the end of Portal 2, Chelly gets released from the facility. But at the same time, Half Life 2 is taking place. So here's my question: was this another of glados' tricks? Did she knowingly release chell into a world of zombies and headcrabs so she would get killed by them?

@kriszenn1125

6 жыл бұрын

oh... congrats you just made a really good thing to think about

@samuelvillazon

6 жыл бұрын

Wasn´t Portal 2 50,000 years fter Portal 1 occured? If it really was Ithink those zombies and headcrabs mut have been dead by there.

@brykule

6 жыл бұрын

Half-Life 2 took place at the same time as Portal 1. Portal 2 is taking place loooong time after HL2 and Portal1.

@kriszenn1125

6 жыл бұрын

9999999999 days?!

@Gamer-fz5gl

6 жыл бұрын

Portal 1 took place at the same time as half life 1, portal 2 is harder, it could've either took place at the same time as half life 2 or maybe a few years later/before.

No better way to procrastinate than watching trailers for fun.

“...and we are almost bankrupt.” -Cave Johnson

2:39 portal 1 door

@de4dRabbit

6 жыл бұрын

Must be beta

@approximately82kangaroos19

4 жыл бұрын

Beta. You can also see the different arial faith plates.

@quack0i991

4 жыл бұрын

and portal 1 Emancipation Grill

@cristhianycarmo

2 жыл бұрын

everything is portal 1

2:48 poor ATLAS that thaught P-BODY actually died

@nathanwilliams9598

3 жыл бұрын

Technically he DID die. It's just a copy of him

@NieR34

3 жыл бұрын

@@nathanwilliams9598 its still weird to me that they all have the same memory

@NieR34

3 жыл бұрын

WAIT THIS WAS POSTED A YEAR AGO????

The Anamation, It's Stuning, I love it

Caroline died in a test then c.johnson stuffed her in GLaDOS and that's why GLaDOS is obsessed with testing

7:11 top left corner a turet is working ther

@canaldegaming1744

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah and one guy was waching nsfw

@SmilingSkyYoutube

4 жыл бұрын

The turret hates its work so it decides to work there.

@petuniaclaragarryzera

4 жыл бұрын

I don't see a turret

@petuniaclaragarryzera

4 жыл бұрын

WAIT NOW I SEE IT

@mrcheese8051

4 жыл бұрын

Its 2 of them

5:02 "They come in hundreds of designer colours including Forest, Desert, Table, uhh, Evening at the Empora, What idiot picked th-

@GeorgetheYoutuber2

11 ай бұрын

Sentry turret: I'm different

This is a test chamber... 400 walls, 60 ceilings and a floor

4:45 ”We fire the whole bullet, thats 65 % more bullet per bullet”

I want the "What idiot th-" turret

Is it just me or do I hear Wheatley say “th-thank you it’s a huge honor” 8:57

4:04 "i hope she's ok, after all, she's the portal protagonist" 4:07 "EXCUSE ME WTF"

Fun fact, saying "NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED" does not protect you from infringing copyright

1:19 Robots.... Then fire the guys who made those robots...

Turret: Wheeee!Me: Omg fshjddhsfjhdddgjhdsruj *dies of cuteness* Why are the turrets so cute yet so deadly!

@kriszenn1125

6 жыл бұрын

*13+*

“ cave Johnson, we’re done here “ * 1 second late * “ cave Johnson here! “

The intermission was so calming

1:08 - "Coperative" Testing Test 1 - Anything seem wrong with this?

This reminds me of how in the custom testing chamber feature you're one of the flat not-a-stick stick figures

How to work:punch the keyboard

3:19 the vault course in the movement gels parkour be like

@edwardfendyson5021

Жыл бұрын

IKR?

0:34 welcome to school

Cave Johnson here. Introducing the consumer version of our most popular military grade product; The Turret. How do we get so many bullets in 'em? Like this. Plus, we fire the whole bullet. That's 65% more bullet, per bullet. This is the same technology we've been using on robots for decades. Scares the hell out of them. They come in hundreds of designer colors including forest, desert, Turret: I'm different. table, uh, an evening at the improv... what idiot picked these- Then we box 'em up, and ship 'em straight to your doorstep. So you can protect the things that matter most. Turret: Good night. Just try and get close to that baby. Hah! Your funeral. Cave Johnson. We're done here.

@jadetheslime3140

4 жыл бұрын

@Keegan Young *I'll take 50 mini turrets!

Good work robots Good work boots we're done here 6:40 omg this whole bit is so funny 🤣🤣🤣

@SmilingSkyYoutube

4 жыл бұрын

I saw a *D O N U T*

My mom: cooks normally My 6 year old self: 1:20

10:14 I love that it makes sure to point out that, yes, it DOES include asbestos.

5:03... evening at the improv is a brick wall. That's hilarious.

@Daniel-wu6pl

4 жыл бұрын

0.25X

@Daniel-wu6pl

4 жыл бұрын

(wrong comment wups)

5:20 Ooh I remember this-

I miss portal. I wonder what portal 3 would’ve been like.

7:13 person is watching ‘Meet the Pyro’ in the corner

7:15 You can tell that the worker in the top right is watching "The Hub".

We need this for humans ... Don't mind me, i'm gonna be the one eating popcorn while watching 😂

3:54 listen to what he calls her 0w0

@georgiabennett8533

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, she was still Caroline then. Makes sense. She wasn't Glados YET.

@herus1

4 жыл бұрын

Glad operating system

@TomTheArgentinianDiesel

4 жыл бұрын

i see chell wtf

3:35 dead 💀

1:41 me playing portal 2 with my friend

I just realized, all the test subjects are female

@itscomedy_

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah because its Aperture Science something center for girls

8:27 OMG DIAMOND

TEST CHAMBER COMPLETE: Continue to the chamberlock.

"we told this test subject to just try and ;and on her head. heh heh, she just cant do it."

1:46 Coperative Coperative. COPERATIVE. *F U C K I N G C O P E R A T I V E .*

@ProgramViBee

4 жыл бұрын

You don’t seem very coperative. I’ll prepare the neurotoxin

@teavikyu

4 жыл бұрын

oh my fucking g o d-

@jadetheslime3140

4 жыл бұрын

[Neurotoxin fills the room]

3:09 wait, that's illegal!

I just realized the philosophy here, is cooperation what makes us human

These trailers were he pinical of video game humor. It makes me wonder what valve could have done if they didn't get lazy.