I can't believe he did this without his mom's permission. What a madman
@lukeandliz
10 ай бұрын
"what mama don't know, won't hurt her" - Mr. Coach Klein
@WanderTheNomad
10 ай бұрын
He's gone too far this time. He's crossed the line.
@eiko1
10 ай бұрын
Mama, I'm a criminall~
@Shawak9
10 ай бұрын
No no no no... Madkid.
@derrickhappytree
10 ай бұрын
@@Shawak9madlad
@Webberjo10 ай бұрын
The giggle when he says his mom isn't around. xD
@Pheonixclahw
10 ай бұрын
@jackwrath1bro i just checked you account and if you think GACHA HEAT is better than this you have to go to an insane asylum and rethink your life
@zw8164
10 ай бұрын
@jackwrath1Attention Seeker
@ICED226
10 ай бұрын
@jackwrath1no 😔
@adailtonneto1767
10 ай бұрын
@@zw8164Attention Giver
@KaijuPunch
10 ай бұрын
@jackwrath1Or are you?
@lynnclaywood40438 ай бұрын
"My mom doesn't even know I'm doing this" is the most Mischevious i've ever heard Michael
@davidvento5481
6 ай бұрын
Plot twist; mom was outside just waiting for him to do this before she burst in and beat his azz!
@donnymcgahan1158
5 ай бұрын
His endosperm is bursting
@dshe8637
4 ай бұрын
She knows now. Uh oh!😮
@TheRealMarc078 ай бұрын
The childish joy in his voice was so wholesome
@WhyKeepGoing10 ай бұрын
Yeah, Michael seems like the kind of guy that would keep a cob of corn for 8 years
@Dr_LanMan
10 ай бұрын
He's Corndog Willy, of course he does!
@Yesna
10 ай бұрын
@@Dr_LanManwho are you
@Dr_LanMan
10 ай бұрын
@@Yesna What?
@_TheCommentKing_
10 ай бұрын
NO WAY Vsacue commented on my newest vid
@blue_is_not_sad
10 ай бұрын
@@Yesnawhy that’s Corndog Ian!
@MK1028010 ай бұрын
He sounds so giddy when he talks about his mother not knowing about his crimes
@Ramurray33
10 ай бұрын
@jackwrath1you have practically no videos shush
@philipgelderblom6878
10 ай бұрын
@jackwrath1 Please shut up, there's no way someone with hardly any videos makes better videos than someone who's been doing this for years
@surgereactor8680
10 ай бұрын
@jackwrath1begone wench!
@nothingtoseehere309
10 ай бұрын
@jackwrath1bot
@Em648
10 ай бұрын
@@Ramurray33 they have 0 videos
@zeygamerpro4719 ай бұрын
Bro casually eatin 8yo popcorn
@The_Dark_Master
4 ай бұрын
👮♂️
@jensenraylight8011
25 күн бұрын
Corn: oh no! what is happening with me, why am i having a seizure?
@butterboi795
21 күн бұрын
@@The_Dark_Masterayo?
@Amore3795 ай бұрын
You never fail to a-maize us Michael
@Omelette42
13 күн бұрын
Comedy gold
@katturman
5 күн бұрын
Corny
@kaustavdebnath901
Күн бұрын
Most underrated comment
@sleepyjoe194210 ай бұрын
Michael is the kind of guy to cook his decorative corn
@UpdateFreak33
10 ай бұрын
Bro came here straight from Sambutcha's comment section 💀
@abiyyupanggalih854
10 ай бұрын
@@UpdateFreak33 lol
@abiyyupanggalih854
10 ай бұрын
spread this kind of comment
@AverageLlama_Guy
10 ай бұрын
I’m watching this vid at 12 in the morning and this shit made my humor snap
@atch300
10 ай бұрын
Who has decorative corn
@Wynnie112110 ай бұрын
Michael is literally an extremely smart child in a grown man's body
@SkankbumJerry
10 ай бұрын
Or, he's an Extremely Smart man in a childs body.
@AntiSpiral666
10 ай бұрын
@@SkankbumJerryAyo pause
@hashtag.yt_
10 ай бұрын
@@SkankbumJerry🤨 AYO
@pls-help-i-need-a-good-handle
10 ай бұрын
Young Sheldon on opposite day:
@EmmzMC
10 ай бұрын
@@AntiSpiral666how is that a pause moment
@BlinkinFirefly10 ай бұрын
I love that the fact that his mom doesn't live anywhere near him is why it's ok for him to have no paper bag XD
@ehe54196 ай бұрын
"JEREMY, EAT A DAMN FRUIT!" *"But this is a fruit mom... "*
@captainpalegg286010 ай бұрын
“my mom lives hundreds of miles away and doesn’t even know i’m doing this.” why was that line so adorable? ❤️
@carcedopro7285
10 ай бұрын
love the laugh after saying that
@niallvaz737
10 ай бұрын
no, he is in trouble
@kyetes.866
10 ай бұрын
and the GIGGLE
@wise_dumbass
10 ай бұрын
I know I’m immature but indosperm had me thinking
@kyetes.866
10 ай бұрын
@@wise_dumbass that’s endosperm :) the part of the seed that’s a food source for the baby plant
@Minmarky10 ай бұрын
"What's your fav fruit?" "Popcorn of course"💀
@eiko1
10 ай бұрын
Popcourse of corn
@Brandon75689
10 ай бұрын
Well when removed from the cob, it is a grain. But the whole cob is a fruit botanically.
@lukestarkiller1470
10 ай бұрын
@@Brandon75689what about just the cob? Is it a fruit without the grain or does it need the corn and the cob to be a fruit?
@justinlindfors8512
10 ай бұрын
@@lukestarkiller1470 The cob would be like the vine while the grain is the fruit like grapes.
@joycepillow8143
10 ай бұрын
@justinlindfors8512 not really, those bones are simply the stems, just like the stem on an apple. In the case of this corn, the cob is like the grape itself and the pop corn is like the grape seeds. Botanically speaking that is.
@GIGACAT5736 ай бұрын
Rare moment of him laughing.
@rymanjones3
8 күн бұрын
i love your pfp
@bulletshell_productions8 ай бұрын
I love how vsauce is a fully grown man but sometimes felt like such a child at heart
@BlitzWitDaRitz10 ай бұрын
It’s official. He’s insane. He made popcorn from a 8 year old cob.
@k9thundra
10 ай бұрын
I would of took it apart and tried to plant the kernels
@DiscontinuedChannelProbably
10 ай бұрын
@@sailyui im in love with a fictional goat
@Shrando
10 ай бұрын
@@DiscontinuedChannelProbablyI don’t get why everyone take offence from someone correcting someone. Sure some people probably do it to act all high and mighty but I’m certain most just want to help people improve their English!
@msruag
10 ай бұрын
and he even ate it
@BlitzWitDaRitz
10 ай бұрын
@@msruag That’s the crazy part.
@Whoholies10 ай бұрын
his mom in tears rn
@velocitycode
10 ай бұрын
fr😭
@bambejka959
10 ай бұрын
@@velocitycode what means fr and rn ?
@armunz9741
10 ай бұрын
@@bambejka959fr = for real rn = right now
@antoniolewit7852
10 ай бұрын
Like when he was in isolation?
@bambejka959
10 ай бұрын
@@armunz9741 thanks
@danmel39786 күн бұрын
hmm, popcorn you call it huh. You learn something new every day
@darkguardian0113 күн бұрын
I love Michael's sense of humor
@erikallen86310 ай бұрын
They should hand these out at cinemas.
@Mysterious.Entity
10 ай бұрын
Yeah and then during the movie you would have to microwave them yourself to get popcorn. I'm sure everybody wants to hear that during a movie.
@thatsomeone3818
10 ай бұрын
@@Mysterious.Entity Do it before the movie, or maybe take it home for next time
@martychisnall
10 ай бұрын
@@Mysterious.Entitynot to mention it’s moldy
@jimiclipz
10 ай бұрын
@@thatsomeone3818taking the 🌽 home so that you can stale popcorn next time is low-key elite
@munnymoore9518
10 ай бұрын
“That’ll be 30 bucks”
@markiod10 ай бұрын
hearing michael laugh reminds me that he's a human
@coffeebreak7668
10 ай бұрын
Don't be fooled, it's a mere imitation he uses to get people where he wants them
@JLV-fe6pz
10 ай бұрын
*in a Michael voice* or is he? *plays that one music in every vsauce video*
@Parthgamer123
10 ай бұрын
@@JLV-fe6pzcute pfp
@lightfiendish
10 ай бұрын
or... _is_ he?
@Cynx210
10 ай бұрын
@@coffeebreak7668It reminds you of what he wants you to think. Don’t believe the lies
@random_dragon3 күн бұрын
I can't be the only one who thought that was a wild ride-
@user-fn6eg2xr4x8 ай бұрын
Bro this man reminds me of the older voice of young Sheldon 😂
@arnobernani10 ай бұрын
Causally eating 8 years old popped popcorn Sounds like something greek philosopher lookin guy would do
@Spencerwalker21
10 ай бұрын
Dumb question is this video a goof or can you actually do this
@IndirectHydrox
10 ай бұрын
@@Spencerwalker21 bruh…Native Americans have done this for thousands of years (minus the microwave oven).
@Spencerwalker21
10 ай бұрын
@@IndirectHydrox literally didn't know cool though that's awesome 😎
@mtraven23
10 ай бұрын
@@Spencerwalker21 which part? the 8 years? or just pop them off the cob? You can buy full cobs of popcorn at stores, or markets. As for the 8 years, kept dry, I see no reason is wouldn't still pop. what I am curious about is, would it still germinate?
@Spencerwalker21
10 ай бұрын
@@mtraven23 the pop
@bokimalou10 ай бұрын
Michael's mom: I sense a disturbance in spacetime
@afternoondoggo2287
10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂you made my day❤
@Arceusmemesidk-zk7tm
10 ай бұрын
Parents could probably hear the spirit of the universe if they used 100% of their power.
@MJSherwood6 күн бұрын
Can't believe Michael isnt aware of the pidgeon bob method of moving the camera back and forth to create a clear image through the grid
@anuragminni27968 күн бұрын
I never imagined him recreating a regular KZread trend, in his own way
@Luka_D_Snots10 ай бұрын
If you ever felt useless, remember that the paper plate exists
@baanaanaana
10 ай бұрын
its useful if you want a B E N D A B L E P L A T E
@hydromatic2688
10 ай бұрын
at least its not aware of its uselesness
@EndercakeTheMessenger
10 ай бұрын
Hey its useful, you can throw it out so you don’t have to wash dishes and also it is harder to break if you drop it and if you want something to do after eating its a frisbeee
@deimos8675
10 ай бұрын
@@EndercakeTheMessenger he means in the vid, the cob was put on the paper plate and it held no use. The cob and the popcorn were all over the microwave and the plate had no use being there
@josecolon2185
10 ай бұрын
dixie plates enter the chat
@mutantcatx10 ай бұрын
The way he giggles while saying "My mom doesn't know I'm doing this" so mischievously actually made my day
@wolfetteplays8894
10 ай бұрын
True
@dailycapcutedits7 ай бұрын
The corn is having a mental breakdown in the microwave
@boogieman23939 ай бұрын
Ok.. I am blown away by the fact that I never questioned what type of crop corn is.
@TheBeast94YT10 ай бұрын
hearing Michael laugh gave me a few more years of life
@kunleadebajo2278
10 ай бұрын
Hate to be the 70th fella liking this.
@Milkomeda_Galaxy
10 ай бұрын
Hate to be the 136th fella liking this.
@ZeroNishami-kun
10 ай бұрын
Love to be the 196th Bud liking this
@AMtotheC11
10 ай бұрын
Hate to be the 291st fella liking this.
@Mii..
10 ай бұрын
Agreed!
@V0R73X10 ай бұрын
Micheal really is the kind of guy to have a cob of corn that he got from his uncle 8 years ago just sitting around
@ArtanesCS-Rockon
10 ай бұрын
not anymore he's not
@zoyadulzura7490
10 ай бұрын
@@ArtanesCS-Rockon We don't know if he's got backups.
@glob6821
10 ай бұрын
npc comment 💀
@Choco____1
10 ай бұрын
@@glob6821I disagree. This comment is rather insightful and mildly humorous. Your comment, on the other hand, says nothing of value. It appears the NPC in this case is you
@nicolassagrillo14429 ай бұрын
“I just had it around as decoration” hes so real for that
@konradflis9418Күн бұрын
Michael did not walk past the line of insanity, he catapulted himself
@Happy_Shopper10 ай бұрын
"my uncle gave me this old dried out cob of corn" sent a shiver up my spine
@birdmanspeed
10 ай бұрын
So nostalgic
@agereartist3763
10 ай бұрын
I cant tell if you mean this in the nsfw way or not
@FreakingRandomName
10 ай бұрын
I wouldn't remember if my uncle gave me his cob of corn years ago.
@AidanLima-nt9qp
10 ай бұрын
@@agereartist3763probably nfsw
@dubleCC10 ай бұрын
Michael is the type of guy to keep corn for decoration.
@6891s
10 ай бұрын
well he definitely persevere it really good as a decoration
@themeerkat5157
10 ай бұрын
for 8 years straight
@longps9528
9 ай бұрын
Quite common if you go to Asia
@HabiburRahman-mm2su
8 ай бұрын
@@longps9528Same as my maternal uncle.
@Bonniegamer1988
8 ай бұрын
Alright, who invited Sam's comment section?
@BENBOI_128 күн бұрын
My friend sells basically a commercial version of this. Very good!
@bigali_816 күн бұрын
Michael is the type of guy to use an 8 year old corn cob as decoration
@trollninja90410 ай бұрын
The sheer joy in his voice
@Mr.__Sofi
10 ай бұрын
I honestly didn't even know it was v for a sec lmao
@tonyandsammyclub
10 ай бұрын
Sounds like a child when he mentions his mom
@DoctorBones110 ай бұрын
Vsauce saying his mom isnt around is the most amount of emotion ive seen him show
@intaze9 ай бұрын
okay so we’re just gonna ignore the fact that he just had the corn laying around for 8 YEARS?? and him laughing caught me off guard i’ve never heard that
@r3ggie256 ай бұрын
“That’s almost as much fun as blowing up potatoes in the microwave “ -Calvin & Hobbes
@Samurisis10 ай бұрын
He’s the type of guy to microwave something from 8 years ago cuz he was hungry
@skylarleviosa9081
10 ай бұрын
it's for science tho ofc ofc lol
@6891s
10 ай бұрын
i see a dude that also eat military supplies that is decade or even century old in a much worse condition than this corn and im even surprised that the kernel and the cob hasn’t gone bad yet
@Hammov
10 ай бұрын
@@skylarleviosa9081El. psy. congroo
@CoolAndrew89
10 ай бұрын
@@6891sif you're thinking of the steve1989mre guy, he's gotten sick from two things, both before he started his youtube channel- year-old Ukrainian rations and year-old Chinese rations
@safinhh8312
10 ай бұрын
@@dylancook5705cool story kid thanks for letting us know
@victoriajeanleslie311610 ай бұрын
The glee and amusement in his voice when he says his mum doesn't know is *everything* Dude, never change and never stop. You are a freaking treasure
@partyponyz1239
10 ай бұрын
It's the maniacal giggle for me 😂
@braxtongary67218 ай бұрын
you make my brain happy with your explanations of life
@paytonlarson3709Ай бұрын
I used to buy these for my pet mouse, he loved it
@nadernad_10 ай бұрын
You don’t want to know what else Michael put in that microwave today
@beanureeves9650
10 ай бұрын
@jackwrath1 [x] (it means i highly doubt that)
@SIEGESLAYER69
10 ай бұрын
@jackwrath1stfu no you don't you have no skills, no job, no life or a wife stay poor, stay unhappy and stay unsuccessful
@uglyburrito_
10 ай бұрын
that hampster didn't deserve it..
@korneliusoderso
10 ай бұрын
@@beanureeves9650dont give him attention
@Pheonixclahw
10 ай бұрын
@jackwrath1gacha heat cringe
@doggo681610 ай бұрын
I don't think I've ever heard Michael laugh like that before it was adorable
@Iejdnx
7 ай бұрын
I agree
@germantrycs
7 ай бұрын
i agree
@GOLDENBREAD1301
7 ай бұрын
i agree
@MrHam.1
7 ай бұрын
I disagree 😡
@doggo6816
7 ай бұрын
@@MrHam.1 I gave your reply a like but I don't know why
@xapacam70518 ай бұрын
The kid *aweee*got me😂
@sasukeslastramennoodle17639 ай бұрын
That joke was genuinely adorable. 😭
@YouGuessedIt-Random10 ай бұрын
"My uncle gave me this dried out cob" Great Description
@jeremy7372
10 ай бұрын
sus
@eamonesposito2713
10 ай бұрын
fax@@jeremy7372
@D00DM00D
10 ай бұрын
😳
@TheSolBlader
10 ай бұрын
8 years ago
@coolkcroyale
9 ай бұрын
🤨
@Bree_99910 ай бұрын
I just witnessed a man eat eight year old popcorn without his mom's permission
@rusty_shower_head51236 ай бұрын
So THIS is how popcorn is made. God that's cool! I never knew they made popcorn out of specific corn.
@thedeadguy4662 ай бұрын
michael the type of guy to keep corn as decoration
@toastghost449010 ай бұрын
The joy in his voice when he said "it's a type of fruit!" was so cute ( ◜‿◝ )♡
@ShadowFoxSF
10 ай бұрын
years ago I learned cashews come from a fruit. today, I learned corn is a fruit. ... but now I have to ask... what is a grain???
@abcdefzhij
10 ай бұрын
Epic emoji
@KombatGod10 ай бұрын
After eight years, Michael got hungry.
@Mvju1Ай бұрын
Oh thank goodness, no existential crisis on this vsauce short.
@justinwetmore94097 ай бұрын
I wish my Uncle would give me a piece of dried out corn.❤❤😭
@Lucy_Blahaj10 ай бұрын
This is perfect! From the lack of paper bags, to your mum not knowing, to corn being a fruit!
@Ascertivus10 ай бұрын
This man is a legend. Protect him and his whimsical weirdness at all costs.
@RodieLEE
7 ай бұрын
he's not weird, or is he? **vsauce theme playing**
@whiteeye1234
6 ай бұрын
@@RodieLEEthe song is moon men OR IS IT
@EricvanDorp0076 ай бұрын
Somehow, I love your uploads, so I subscribed.
@nydajackmccoy27 күн бұрын
Nothing better than a throat-full of salty corn endosperm.
@dazenguile421510 ай бұрын
bro’s a true rebel
@PaintingWinterMusic10 ай бұрын
For some reason I always thought of popcorn as a totally separate thing. Now Michael has opened my eyes to a whole new level of existence.
@ipsojure2137
10 ай бұрын
for me it's the opposite. i thought every kind of corn was the same and made popcorn
@lemmingscanfly5
10 ай бұрын
Man how old are you? Are you not American? How has it not crossed your mind?
@Gongall
10 ай бұрын
@@lemmingscanfly5 what does this even mean bro lmfao. Just because something crosses your mind doesn't mean you suddenly gain the knowledge and full understanding of it. A LOT of things are named after other things in the english language: Starfish/Jellyfish are not fish. Fireflies are beetles. Strawberries and raspberries are not real berries, etc.
@Ava-cq1zi
10 ай бұрын
It’s really cool, you can buy unpopped corn like the jars in grocery stores. People make popcorn on the stove usually but you can plant the kernels and they grow you popcorn plants! Not to be confused with sweet corn like most people eat for dinner
@trippinhard250
10 ай бұрын
@@Gongallwoah, woah is the last one true? So bananas are berries but strawberries and raspberries aren't??
@GingerKing24310 ай бұрын
What's more shocking is learning that "popcorn" is an actual type of corn and not just a nickname for corn that pops
@Kaze_theNamek5 ай бұрын
I love how Michael knows that corn is a fruit like I've known since I was a kid and surprisingly adults didn't know
@thehomicidalduck686710 ай бұрын
20 years of living and this man just taught me that corn is fruit
@Human-san
9 ай бұрын
Corn is actually MANY fruits
@Caranig10 ай бұрын
The "my mom" bit ... I'm here cackling and relating. 😂❤
@JomirBrands6 ай бұрын
Popcorn is a fruit. Nice! 😂
@SPLASH-zq3kf5 ай бұрын
Honestly don't believe if corn is corn now. Thanks Vsauce
@Noissimsarm10 ай бұрын
Naughty Michael, I will have to tell your mom about this popcorn on the cob. Love, Your Uncle.
@knhtfkjl447110 ай бұрын
"Oh my god! Get in the ship sweety" "What?" "Get in the goddamn ship! Everything's on the cob!"
@trippinhard250
10 ай бұрын
Solid reference
@MatterOrNot
10 ай бұрын
That episode is so good
@doofusboy7054
10 ай бұрын
*zooms in on atomic structure to find the particles to also be on a cob*
@Flipping_Awesome14 күн бұрын
"My mom doesnt know im doing this ÆAHA" _continues_ _to_ _make_ _popcorn_
@rampantbuckler8188 ай бұрын
Goddamnit, the word ENDOSPERM made me giggle
@SamanthaEatsCookies10 ай бұрын
I love how he can just feel his moms judgement and all upon him from miles and miles away
@BfBcemat10 ай бұрын
Blud didn’t think we would *notice* that he had a Vsauce microwave💀
@yagnapatel6664
7 ай бұрын
hes prolly just a fan of the guy
@polyrobo
7 ай бұрын
NOTICE
@JohnPork-gr3bx
7 ай бұрын
THATS A STICKER MY GUY
@mblabezza
5 ай бұрын
Lmfao
@Jasinglismen
5 ай бұрын
@@yagnapatel6664he IS Vsauce.
@ItsWhatevers1410 ай бұрын
The excitement that mom doesn't know took this vid from a 3 to a 10 in my book. Lol
@ToastVR_1839 ай бұрын
I’ve never heard Micheal laugh til now
@mrsaluyt10 ай бұрын
8 years of togetherness and this is what it gets 😢
@aaredx10 ай бұрын
the amount of joy in his voice when he says his mom doesn't know; protect this man at all costs. i would sell my soul for vsauce michael.
@BlueScreenCorp
10 ай бұрын
Just imagine how much his daughter must love him, he must be able to relate to her to an unimaginable degree
@faby_baby
10 ай бұрын
bro dont joke abt that :/ but yeah I agree it is funny XD
@PainterVR_
10 ай бұрын
@@faby_babyi would sell my soul for vsauce michael
@aaredx
10 ай бұрын
@@faby_baby i have already done it. i was not joking. my soul belongs to satan so vsauce can live eternal.
@faby_baby
10 ай бұрын
@@PainterVR_ i hope your joking. if you are then you shouldn't joke abt that type of stuff bc it causes horrible misery for people
@ward11176 ай бұрын
I have to admit, this is the first time I've ever seen popcorn on a cob.
@galacticadminsarah2 күн бұрын
Today I learned a new word and I’ll be using it in my next fnaf fan fix thanks michel
@thegamingdude395410 ай бұрын
Most normal Vsauce video
@ChiknNuggs_EditZ10 ай бұрын
Michael is the type of guy to keep corn as decoration
@oreo_620621 күн бұрын
finally a vsauce video i CAN try at home
@professorhal80985 ай бұрын
Looks like the corn isnt the only thing that’s serial in this short 😂
@Moonlit-Sorrow10 ай бұрын
Michael, you are a treasure on KZread
@lordpsi99
10 ай бұрын
I just wish he didn't spread misinformation about ahuesca or those hard drugs that made it look ok when it is really dangerous. That stuff can change your whole personality, your whole brain, and he didn't properly explain the risks. Maybe that's the main difference between vsauce and Vinesauce. Vinesauce is more informative about those risks. Sorry, I'm just venting, don't take me seriously.
@SunwardApple10 ай бұрын
Corn “Nut” hits differently at 12am
@herobrine1847
7 ай бұрын
Hahahahaha he said sperm
@user-lol
7 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀
@lemonworld34
4 ай бұрын
corn nut moment
@kriegdeathkorp128610 ай бұрын
"And this doesn't happen cause I'm so strong, even tho I AM"
@davidmiles46785 ай бұрын
“My uncle gave me this… ear of corn” 😂 I was expecting a different story.
@MOBXOJ10 ай бұрын
Never thought a fully grown man could sound mischievous while saying his mom lives hundreds of miles away
@pplaceholder10 ай бұрын
it amazes me how michael decides to randomly get an 8 year old cob of corn and use it for popcorn and eat it
@Incrementium9 ай бұрын
Vsauce always has the best content lol. Love you Michael, never stop being you and keeping us excited about learning xD
@ChinStrapOfFat10 ай бұрын
Without moms permission AND revealing corns true identity. Amazing.
@PoopTVYTP10 ай бұрын
Wtf i'm so early for Vsauce
@proddelle
10 ай бұрын
ikr i thought this was fake vsauce 😭
@vumlux
10 ай бұрын
Yea me too huh
@isThisTakenToo---
10 ай бұрын
Yeah. 3 days ago??? What kind of miracle is this? I've never been 3 DAYS early like what
@BooBuKittyPhuk
10 ай бұрын
Y'all are all so cringey for these supposed "comments" smh 🤦
@T33K4Y10 ай бұрын
michael's mom watching this like 👁️👄👁️
@user-kf3zs9mk4l7 ай бұрын
Corn: im going to jumpscare you Jumpscares* POPS OUT*
Пікірлер: 3 900
I can't believe he did this without his mom's permission. What a madman
@lukeandliz
10 ай бұрын
"what mama don't know, won't hurt her" - Mr. Coach Klein
@WanderTheNomad
10 ай бұрын
He's gone too far this time. He's crossed the line.
@eiko1
10 ай бұрын
Mama, I'm a criminall~
@Shawak9
10 ай бұрын
No no no no... Madkid.
@derrickhappytree
10 ай бұрын
@@Shawak9madlad
The giggle when he says his mom isn't around. xD
@Pheonixclahw
10 ай бұрын
@jackwrath1bro i just checked you account and if you think GACHA HEAT is better than this you have to go to an insane asylum and rethink your life
@zw8164
10 ай бұрын
@jackwrath1Attention Seeker
@ICED226
10 ай бұрын
@jackwrath1no 😔
@adailtonneto1767
10 ай бұрын
@@zw8164Attention Giver
@KaijuPunch
10 ай бұрын
@jackwrath1Or are you?
"My mom doesn't even know I'm doing this" is the most Mischevious i've ever heard Michael
@davidvento5481
6 ай бұрын
Plot twist; mom was outside just waiting for him to do this before she burst in and beat his azz!
@donnymcgahan1158
5 ай бұрын
His endosperm is bursting
@dshe8637
4 ай бұрын
She knows now. Uh oh!😮
The childish joy in his voice was so wholesome
Yeah, Michael seems like the kind of guy that would keep a cob of corn for 8 years
@Dr_LanMan
10 ай бұрын
He's Corndog Willy, of course he does!
@Yesna
10 ай бұрын
@@Dr_LanManwho are you
@Dr_LanMan
10 ай бұрын
@@Yesna What?
@_TheCommentKing_
10 ай бұрын
NO WAY Vsacue commented on my newest vid
@blue_is_not_sad
10 ай бұрын
@@Yesnawhy that’s Corndog Ian!
He sounds so giddy when he talks about his mother not knowing about his crimes
@Ramurray33
10 ай бұрын
@jackwrath1you have practically no videos shush
@philipgelderblom6878
10 ай бұрын
@jackwrath1 Please shut up, there's no way someone with hardly any videos makes better videos than someone who's been doing this for years
@surgereactor8680
10 ай бұрын
@jackwrath1begone wench!
@nothingtoseehere309
10 ай бұрын
@jackwrath1bot
@Em648
10 ай бұрын
@@Ramurray33 they have 0 videos
Bro casually eatin 8yo popcorn
@The_Dark_Master
4 ай бұрын
👮♂️
@jensenraylight8011
25 күн бұрын
Corn: oh no! what is happening with me, why am i having a seizure?
@butterboi795
21 күн бұрын
@@The_Dark_Masterayo?
You never fail to a-maize us Michael
@Omelette42
13 күн бұрын
Comedy gold
@katturman
5 күн бұрын
Corny
@kaustavdebnath901
Күн бұрын
Most underrated comment
Michael is the kind of guy to cook his decorative corn
@UpdateFreak33
10 ай бұрын
Bro came here straight from Sambutcha's comment section 💀
@abiyyupanggalih854
10 ай бұрын
@@UpdateFreak33 lol
@abiyyupanggalih854
10 ай бұрын
spread this kind of comment
@AverageLlama_Guy
10 ай бұрын
I’m watching this vid at 12 in the morning and this shit made my humor snap
@atch300
10 ай бұрын
Who has decorative corn
Michael is literally an extremely smart child in a grown man's body
@SkankbumJerry
10 ай бұрын
Or, he's an Extremely Smart man in a childs body.
@AntiSpiral666
10 ай бұрын
@@SkankbumJerryAyo pause
@hashtag.yt_
10 ай бұрын
@@SkankbumJerry🤨 AYO
@pls-help-i-need-a-good-handle
10 ай бұрын
Young Sheldon on opposite day:
@EmmzMC
10 ай бұрын
@@AntiSpiral666how is that a pause moment
I love that the fact that his mom doesn't live anywhere near him is why it's ok for him to have no paper bag XD
"JEREMY, EAT A DAMN FRUIT!" *"But this is a fruit mom... "*
“my mom lives hundreds of miles away and doesn’t even know i’m doing this.” why was that line so adorable? ❤️
@carcedopro7285
10 ай бұрын
love the laugh after saying that
@niallvaz737
10 ай бұрын
no, he is in trouble
@kyetes.866
10 ай бұрын
and the GIGGLE
@wise_dumbass
10 ай бұрын
I know I’m immature but indosperm had me thinking
@kyetes.866
10 ай бұрын
@@wise_dumbass that’s endosperm :) the part of the seed that’s a food source for the baby plant
"What's your fav fruit?" "Popcorn of course"💀
@eiko1
10 ай бұрын
Popcourse of corn
@Brandon75689
10 ай бұрын
Well when removed from the cob, it is a grain. But the whole cob is a fruit botanically.
@lukestarkiller1470
10 ай бұрын
@@Brandon75689what about just the cob? Is it a fruit without the grain or does it need the corn and the cob to be a fruit?
@justinlindfors8512
10 ай бұрын
@@lukestarkiller1470 The cob would be like the vine while the grain is the fruit like grapes.
@joycepillow8143
10 ай бұрын
@justinlindfors8512 not really, those bones are simply the stems, just like the stem on an apple. In the case of this corn, the cob is like the grape itself and the pop corn is like the grape seeds. Botanically speaking that is.
Rare moment of him laughing.
@rymanjones3
8 күн бұрын
i love your pfp
I love how vsauce is a fully grown man but sometimes felt like such a child at heart
It’s official. He’s insane. He made popcorn from a 8 year old cob.
@k9thundra
10 ай бұрын
I would of took it apart and tried to plant the kernels
@DiscontinuedChannelProbably
10 ай бұрын
@@sailyui im in love with a fictional goat
@Shrando
10 ай бұрын
@@DiscontinuedChannelProbablyI don’t get why everyone take offence from someone correcting someone. Sure some people probably do it to act all high and mighty but I’m certain most just want to help people improve their English!
@msruag
10 ай бұрын
and he even ate it
@BlitzWitDaRitz
10 ай бұрын
@@msruag That’s the crazy part.
his mom in tears rn
@velocitycode
10 ай бұрын
fr😭
@bambejka959
10 ай бұрын
@@velocitycode what means fr and rn ?
@armunz9741
10 ай бұрын
@@bambejka959fr = for real rn = right now
@antoniolewit7852
10 ай бұрын
Like when he was in isolation?
@bambejka959
10 ай бұрын
@@armunz9741 thanks
hmm, popcorn you call it huh. You learn something new every day
I love Michael's sense of humor
They should hand these out at cinemas.
@Mysterious.Entity
10 ай бұрын
Yeah and then during the movie you would have to microwave them yourself to get popcorn. I'm sure everybody wants to hear that during a movie.
@thatsomeone3818
10 ай бұрын
@@Mysterious.Entity Do it before the movie, or maybe take it home for next time
@martychisnall
10 ай бұрын
@@Mysterious.Entitynot to mention it’s moldy
@jimiclipz
10 ай бұрын
@@thatsomeone3818taking the 🌽 home so that you can stale popcorn next time is low-key elite
@munnymoore9518
10 ай бұрын
“That’ll be 30 bucks”
hearing michael laugh reminds me that he's a human
@coffeebreak7668
10 ай бұрын
Don't be fooled, it's a mere imitation he uses to get people where he wants them
@JLV-fe6pz
10 ай бұрын
*in a Michael voice* or is he? *plays that one music in every vsauce video*
@Parthgamer123
10 ай бұрын
@@JLV-fe6pzcute pfp
@lightfiendish
10 ай бұрын
or... _is_ he?
@Cynx210
10 ай бұрын
@@coffeebreak7668It reminds you of what he wants you to think. Don’t believe the lies
I can't be the only one who thought that was a wild ride-
Bro this man reminds me of the older voice of young Sheldon 😂
Causally eating 8 years old popped popcorn Sounds like something greek philosopher lookin guy would do
@Spencerwalker21
10 ай бұрын
Dumb question is this video a goof or can you actually do this
@IndirectHydrox
10 ай бұрын
@@Spencerwalker21 bruh…Native Americans have done this for thousands of years (minus the microwave oven).
@Spencerwalker21
10 ай бұрын
@@IndirectHydrox literally didn't know cool though that's awesome 😎
@mtraven23
10 ай бұрын
@@Spencerwalker21 which part? the 8 years? or just pop them off the cob? You can buy full cobs of popcorn at stores, or markets. As for the 8 years, kept dry, I see no reason is wouldn't still pop. what I am curious about is, would it still germinate?
@Spencerwalker21
10 ай бұрын
@@mtraven23 the pop
Michael's mom: I sense a disturbance in spacetime
@afternoondoggo2287
10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂you made my day❤
@Arceusmemesidk-zk7tm
10 ай бұрын
Parents could probably hear the spirit of the universe if they used 100% of their power.
Can't believe Michael isnt aware of the pidgeon bob method of moving the camera back and forth to create a clear image through the grid
I never imagined him recreating a regular KZread trend, in his own way
If you ever felt useless, remember that the paper plate exists
@baanaanaana
10 ай бұрын
its useful if you want a B E N D A B L E P L A T E
@hydromatic2688
10 ай бұрын
at least its not aware of its uselesness
@EndercakeTheMessenger
10 ай бұрын
Hey its useful, you can throw it out so you don’t have to wash dishes and also it is harder to break if you drop it and if you want something to do after eating its a frisbeee
@deimos8675
10 ай бұрын
@@EndercakeTheMessenger he means in the vid, the cob was put on the paper plate and it held no use. The cob and the popcorn were all over the microwave and the plate had no use being there
@josecolon2185
10 ай бұрын
dixie plates enter the chat
The way he giggles while saying "My mom doesn't know I'm doing this" so mischievously actually made my day
@wolfetteplays8894
10 ай бұрын
True
The corn is having a mental breakdown in the microwave
Ok.. I am blown away by the fact that I never questioned what type of crop corn is.
hearing Michael laugh gave me a few more years of life
@kunleadebajo2278
10 ай бұрын
Hate to be the 70th fella liking this.
@Milkomeda_Galaxy
10 ай бұрын
Hate to be the 136th fella liking this.
@ZeroNishami-kun
10 ай бұрын
Love to be the 196th Bud liking this
@AMtotheC11
10 ай бұрын
Hate to be the 291st fella liking this.
@Mii..
10 ай бұрын
Agreed!
Micheal really is the kind of guy to have a cob of corn that he got from his uncle 8 years ago just sitting around
@ArtanesCS-Rockon
10 ай бұрын
not anymore he's not
@zoyadulzura7490
10 ай бұрын
@@ArtanesCS-Rockon We don't know if he's got backups.
@glob6821
10 ай бұрын
npc comment 💀
@Choco____1
10 ай бұрын
@@glob6821I disagree. This comment is rather insightful and mildly humorous. Your comment, on the other hand, says nothing of value. It appears the NPC in this case is you
“I just had it around as decoration” hes so real for that
Michael did not walk past the line of insanity, he catapulted himself
"my uncle gave me this old dried out cob of corn" sent a shiver up my spine
@birdmanspeed
10 ай бұрын
So nostalgic
@agereartist3763
10 ай бұрын
I cant tell if you mean this in the nsfw way or not
@FreakingRandomName
10 ай бұрын
I wouldn't remember if my uncle gave me his cob of corn years ago.
@AidanLima-nt9qp
10 ай бұрын
@@agereartist3763probably nfsw
Michael is the type of guy to keep corn for decoration.
@6891s
10 ай бұрын
well he definitely persevere it really good as a decoration
@themeerkat5157
10 ай бұрын
for 8 years straight
@longps9528
9 ай бұрын
Quite common if you go to Asia
@HabiburRahman-mm2su
8 ай бұрын
@@longps9528Same as my maternal uncle.
@Bonniegamer1988
8 ай бұрын
Alright, who invited Sam's comment section?
My friend sells basically a commercial version of this. Very good!
Michael is the type of guy to use an 8 year old corn cob as decoration
The sheer joy in his voice
@Mr.__Sofi
10 ай бұрын
I honestly didn't even know it was v for a sec lmao
@tonyandsammyclub
10 ай бұрын
Sounds like a child when he mentions his mom
Vsauce saying his mom isnt around is the most amount of emotion ive seen him show
okay so we’re just gonna ignore the fact that he just had the corn laying around for 8 YEARS?? and him laughing caught me off guard i’ve never heard that
“That’s almost as much fun as blowing up potatoes in the microwave “ -Calvin & Hobbes
He’s the type of guy to microwave something from 8 years ago cuz he was hungry
@skylarleviosa9081
10 ай бұрын
it's for science tho ofc ofc lol
@6891s
10 ай бұрын
i see a dude that also eat military supplies that is decade or even century old in a much worse condition than this corn and im even surprised that the kernel and the cob hasn’t gone bad yet
@Hammov
10 ай бұрын
@@skylarleviosa9081El. psy. congroo
@CoolAndrew89
10 ай бұрын
@@6891sif you're thinking of the steve1989mre guy, he's gotten sick from two things, both before he started his youtube channel- year-old Ukrainian rations and year-old Chinese rations
@safinhh8312
10 ай бұрын
@@dylancook5705cool story kid thanks for letting us know
The glee and amusement in his voice when he says his mum doesn't know is *everything* Dude, never change and never stop. You are a freaking treasure
@partyponyz1239
10 ай бұрын
It's the maniacal giggle for me 😂
you make my brain happy with your explanations of life
I used to buy these for my pet mouse, he loved it
You don’t want to know what else Michael put in that microwave today
@beanureeves9650
10 ай бұрын
@jackwrath1 [x] (it means i highly doubt that)
@SIEGESLAYER69
10 ай бұрын
@jackwrath1stfu no you don't you have no skills, no job, no life or a wife stay poor, stay unhappy and stay unsuccessful
@uglyburrito_
10 ай бұрын
that hampster didn't deserve it..
@korneliusoderso
10 ай бұрын
@@beanureeves9650dont give him attention
@Pheonixclahw
10 ай бұрын
@jackwrath1gacha heat cringe
I don't think I've ever heard Michael laugh like that before it was adorable
@Iejdnx
7 ай бұрын
I agree
@germantrycs
7 ай бұрын
i agree
@GOLDENBREAD1301
7 ай бұрын
i agree
@MrHam.1
7 ай бұрын
I disagree 😡
@doggo6816
7 ай бұрын
@@MrHam.1 I gave your reply a like but I don't know why
The kid *aweee*got me😂
That joke was genuinely adorable. 😭
"My uncle gave me this dried out cob" Great Description
@jeremy7372
10 ай бұрын
sus
@eamonesposito2713
10 ай бұрын
fax@@jeremy7372
@D00DM00D
10 ай бұрын
😳
@TheSolBlader
10 ай бұрын
8 years ago
@coolkcroyale
9 ай бұрын
🤨
I just witnessed a man eat eight year old popcorn without his mom's permission
So THIS is how popcorn is made. God that's cool! I never knew they made popcorn out of specific corn.
michael the type of guy to keep corn as decoration
The joy in his voice when he said "it's a type of fruit!" was so cute ( ◜‿◝ )♡
@ShadowFoxSF
10 ай бұрын
years ago I learned cashews come from a fruit. today, I learned corn is a fruit. ... but now I have to ask... what is a grain???
@abcdefzhij
10 ай бұрын
Epic emoji
After eight years, Michael got hungry.
Oh thank goodness, no existential crisis on this vsauce short.
I wish my Uncle would give me a piece of dried out corn.❤❤😭
This is perfect! From the lack of paper bags, to your mum not knowing, to corn being a fruit!
This man is a legend. Protect him and his whimsical weirdness at all costs.
@RodieLEE
7 ай бұрын
he's not weird, or is he? **vsauce theme playing**
@whiteeye1234
6 ай бұрын
@@RodieLEEthe song is moon men OR IS IT
Somehow, I love your uploads, so I subscribed.
Nothing better than a throat-full of salty corn endosperm.
bro’s a true rebel
For some reason I always thought of popcorn as a totally separate thing. Now Michael has opened my eyes to a whole new level of existence.
@ipsojure2137
10 ай бұрын
for me it's the opposite. i thought every kind of corn was the same and made popcorn
@lemmingscanfly5
10 ай бұрын
Man how old are you? Are you not American? How has it not crossed your mind?
@Gongall
10 ай бұрын
@@lemmingscanfly5 what does this even mean bro lmfao. Just because something crosses your mind doesn't mean you suddenly gain the knowledge and full understanding of it. A LOT of things are named after other things in the english language: Starfish/Jellyfish are not fish. Fireflies are beetles. Strawberries and raspberries are not real berries, etc.
@Ava-cq1zi
10 ай бұрын
It’s really cool, you can buy unpopped corn like the jars in grocery stores. People make popcorn on the stove usually but you can plant the kernels and they grow you popcorn plants! Not to be confused with sweet corn like most people eat for dinner
@trippinhard250
10 ай бұрын
@@Gongallwoah, woah is the last one true? So bananas are berries but strawberries and raspberries aren't??
What's more shocking is learning that "popcorn" is an actual type of corn and not just a nickname for corn that pops
I love how Michael knows that corn is a fruit like I've known since I was a kid and surprisingly adults didn't know
20 years of living and this man just taught me that corn is fruit
@Human-san
9 ай бұрын
Corn is actually MANY fruits
The "my mom" bit ... I'm here cackling and relating. 😂❤
Popcorn is a fruit. Nice! 😂
Honestly don't believe if corn is corn now. Thanks Vsauce
Naughty Michael, I will have to tell your mom about this popcorn on the cob. Love, Your Uncle.
"Oh my god! Get in the ship sweety" "What?" "Get in the goddamn ship! Everything's on the cob!"
@trippinhard250
10 ай бұрын
Solid reference
@MatterOrNot
10 ай бұрын
That episode is so good
@doofusboy7054
10 ай бұрын
*zooms in on atomic structure to find the particles to also be on a cob*
"My mom doesnt know im doing this ÆAHA" _continues_ _to_ _make_ _popcorn_
Goddamnit, the word ENDOSPERM made me giggle
I love how he can just feel his moms judgement and all upon him from miles and miles away
Blud didn’t think we would *notice* that he had a Vsauce microwave💀
@yagnapatel6664
7 ай бұрын
hes prolly just a fan of the guy
@polyrobo
7 ай бұрын
NOTICE
@JohnPork-gr3bx
7 ай бұрын
THATS A STICKER MY GUY
@mblabezza
5 ай бұрын
Lmfao
@Jasinglismen
5 ай бұрын
@@yagnapatel6664he IS Vsauce.
The excitement that mom doesn't know took this vid from a 3 to a 10 in my book. Lol
I’ve never heard Micheal laugh til now
8 years of togetherness and this is what it gets 😢
the amount of joy in his voice when he says his mom doesn't know; protect this man at all costs. i would sell my soul for vsauce michael.
@BlueScreenCorp
10 ай бұрын
Just imagine how much his daughter must love him, he must be able to relate to her to an unimaginable degree
@faby_baby
10 ай бұрын
bro dont joke abt that :/ but yeah I agree it is funny XD
@PainterVR_
10 ай бұрын
@@faby_babyi would sell my soul for vsauce michael
@aaredx
10 ай бұрын
@@faby_baby i have already done it. i was not joking. my soul belongs to satan so vsauce can live eternal.
@faby_baby
10 ай бұрын
@@PainterVR_ i hope your joking. if you are then you shouldn't joke abt that type of stuff bc it causes horrible misery for people
I have to admit, this is the first time I've ever seen popcorn on a cob.
Today I learned a new word and I’ll be using it in my next fnaf fan fix thanks michel
Most normal Vsauce video
Michael is the type of guy to keep corn as decoration
finally a vsauce video i CAN try at home
Looks like the corn isnt the only thing that’s serial in this short 😂
Michael, you are a treasure on KZread
@lordpsi99
10 ай бұрын
I just wish he didn't spread misinformation about ahuesca or those hard drugs that made it look ok when it is really dangerous. That stuff can change your whole personality, your whole brain, and he didn't properly explain the risks. Maybe that's the main difference between vsauce and Vinesauce. Vinesauce is more informative about those risks. Sorry, I'm just venting, don't take me seriously.
Corn “Nut” hits differently at 12am
@herobrine1847
7 ай бұрын
Hahahahaha he said sperm
@user-lol
7 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀
@lemonworld34
4 ай бұрын
corn nut moment
"And this doesn't happen cause I'm so strong, even tho I AM"
“My uncle gave me this… ear of corn” 😂 I was expecting a different story.
Never thought a fully grown man could sound mischievous while saying his mom lives hundreds of miles away
it amazes me how michael decides to randomly get an 8 year old cob of corn and use it for popcorn and eat it
Vsauce always has the best content lol. Love you Michael, never stop being you and keeping us excited about learning xD
Without moms permission AND revealing corns true identity. Amazing.
Wtf i'm so early for Vsauce
@proddelle
10 ай бұрын
ikr i thought this was fake vsauce 😭
@vumlux
10 ай бұрын
Yea me too huh
@isThisTakenToo---
10 ай бұрын
Yeah. 3 days ago??? What kind of miracle is this? I've never been 3 DAYS early like what
@BooBuKittyPhuk
10 ай бұрын
Y'all are all so cringey for these supposed "comments" smh 🤦
michael's mom watching this like 👁️👄👁️
Corn: im going to jumpscare you Jumpscares* POPS OUT*
You're awesome! :D