I would just run out the bathroom, book a flight, move to the other side of the world, get plastic surgery and get myself a wig.

@jyvben1520

Жыл бұрын

and not change your name, to Philippa Johns

@cosmoleander4198

Жыл бұрын

Same bro

@cosmoleander4198

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

Absolutely hilarious and so true to life.

Hahaha I'm so exactly like this!! Simply cannot get it on in a public toilet knowing there are people outside 🤣

The wafting, the lack of paper and no flush was all too funny! 🤣

Your angry uterus brought me here. Lmao. (Sentences you never think you'd write. 🤔) ... 😆😆 Had to subscribe! You're hilarious!

So relatable. Ten years ago I went to Europe for vacation and had diarrhea right in the middle of Rome right after lunch. Rushed to two different cafeteria toilets. The second one was most memorable one. There were no light (I was sitting with phone camera lights on), no air, no water to flush and there were angry customer with a child who probably wanted to use the toilet and was banging on the door and arguing with manager. I was so embarrassed. I threw a tone of toilet paper and sneaked out at one moment. Never want that experience again.

I’d walk out and tell them that there’s no toilet paper and it’s not flushing- and then because I’m awkward and give TMI, I’d say ‘and I just did a big poo and you don’t want to see it’ they’ll either laugh or roll their eyes at me 😄

Been there done that with the toilet roll scrape 😂 No handy sign. I just legged it

@billyshithead3139

Жыл бұрын

OMG, and here I was thinking I was the ooooonly lost soul who would resort to repurposing the cardboard roll!! 🤣

I absolutely love this wonderful lady’s humor. Truly wonderful videos!

you make me laugh so much omg was watching one of your recent tik toks where you was serving food over a hangover and it was 'tell me when to stop' and the look of stomach just staring excitedly as brain hesitantly keeps serving still makes me crack up lol

It's the leaving of skids in to loo and no brush. 😀

As a boy when I poop in public bathrooms I have to make sure my poop doesn't make a sound😂

@hayleymorris

3 жыл бұрын

can relate!

@breemifsud5344

3 жыл бұрын

Lol same

@maritime_history1912

3 жыл бұрын

Cool

@alfredsuhrbier4166

2 жыл бұрын

@@hayleymorris My aunt came in and filled her waterbucket, as I sat on her toilet. 😱😭 Was that fair, what do you think ???

omg the frantic water scooping 🤣

I don’t understand why you don’t like this video! It’s so funny! Your content is probably the most original and consistently funny I’ve seen so please keep doing what you love!

@hayleymorris

6 жыл бұрын

Ohh you've genuinely made my day with this comment!! thank you so much!

You are the best Hayley, I absolutely love your content! 🤩😍

That's the problem with going for a poo. I always have a crap experience.

@hayleymorris

6 жыл бұрын

Oh you, you always say the best things

I would have left that bathroom and sat across the hall just to listen to the horrified people walking in after that😂🤣

Lol this is me in public almost everytime LOL 😂 ( I can NEVER get it to flush )

@77kate63

Жыл бұрын

Try test-flashing when you enter so you know it’s working and see if it’s enough toilet paper or have something in you bag🤗

What could go,wrong will go wrong. 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️

The fact that I relate to this is 😂😂🤣😭

Thats funny this morning I pooped and it came out like silly string and it spelled L o v 3 ..😂

That’s why I hold it in lol

I think she missed the poopourri at the side. 😂😂😂😂😂

I laughed the shit out of me 🤣🤣🤣

Ooo my I'm crying it's so funny

Pls do more of these is amazing

Guy in exactly the same situation: problem solved in under 30 seconds by simply leaving and informing staff "your toilet won't flush" ... ok, problem not really solved, but now it's someone else's problem, and since we never even tried to pretend our sh*t doesn't stink, there was never anything to hide ... some things in life really are as simple as they seem

I’ve seen a few of your videos, and I must say I love your sense of humor! Kind of a refined Monty Python thing. Love from America

LMAO !!! Hayley are you using the bathroom or having a baby ?!?!?! Your faces were hilarious.

@hayleymorris

5 жыл бұрын

All of the above! haha

Potty humor low hanging fruit . Yess this is the best.

Love it 💩💩

Pooping in public must have been unlucky for you 😂😁

I tried watching this at 2x speed and it’s even funnier

❤ excellent

Lmao truely you rock and amazing 😉 awesome to the core much love 💕 from SeMpFi Oorah Baby🤓😜🤪😋🥰😍😘😘😘😘😘😉

I’m may be 5 years late but I carry a spray in my purse called, poo -pourri. Which you spray in the toilet before you go & it actually works in keeping the poo smell away.

Hey quickly flush it!!

so stressful!

🤣🤣

I watched this while pooping

😆😅🤣😂

courtesy flushes work wonders on smells

@billyshithead3139

Жыл бұрын

They also splash your backside and neighboring bits, though, and I'm *not* a fan of getting cold, freshly-pooped-in water splashed up on my bits & bobs 😝

Us ladies are so like this..men just sh1t anywhere and usually don't care! 🤢🤣

Your funny lol

@hayleymorris

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks Steve!

I'm so happy!

@hayleymorris

6 жыл бұрын

:D :D

@myusernamead

4 жыл бұрын

I. Love. It. Good. Job

I'm so sorry for both her and her toilet

I would do the same😂😂😂

How come I haven't seen this? It's 2 years old! You have to make more poop diaries. All your videos are good. But this is Talent

Hayley Morris has to be the only comedian dedicated enough to make a video depicting wiping her backside for the viewers.

Nice save,personally i just might have told the people to enjoy as i walked by though,its not as if if i will ever see them ever again. It is like the time i peed on a strangers foot in a public bathroom,i really didn't feel bad about it. My friend peed on my foot and bolted out the door,i was in a stall because all the urinals were being used and someone was using it just as i unleashed the stream and he was wearing the same shoes as my friend. It turned out to be some old guy who looked really angry when he left the bathroom.

@hayleymorris

6 жыл бұрын

Haha, enjoy the stink! you peed on someone;s foot!? HAHA

@markant9534

2 жыл бұрын

@@hayleymorris I tried to poop in a toilet at a Sainsbury store and the door was broke so I tried to poop with my legs outstretched blocking the door, but idiots kept trying to push the door even as I explained the broken door to them.

I don’t care if I have to poop in public. I’m embarrassed about it.

Love you good girl

Why would you use that to wipe

Hi Ethel!

@hayleymorris

6 жыл бұрын

:D :D

Can 😂

Love ❤️

0:20

Love you kiss

I thought girls didn’t poop?

Did you ever Poop Outdoors?💩

@hayleymorris

6 жыл бұрын

Nope haha, just in toilets

good video :D:D:D:D:D:D:

💩 happens

Mr Bean pooping in public.

Z ppl

BRUH!! THIS IS NOT READING POOP DIARIES

Can I be your girlfriend ❤!😅

Eww eww ewww ewww ewww ewwwww

Do you fart in public lol

@hayleymorris

5 жыл бұрын

All the time.

@THE-BLACK-GHOST

4 жыл бұрын

Hayley Morris that’s actually kind of disgusting

@mdssieplayz2090

4 жыл бұрын

I do ;-; ...... Lol XD

@loveflowers270

3 жыл бұрын

@@hayleymorris me too...I really love fart😍and I love the smell💗my farts are loud, and sometimes smelly😍😍💗💗💗💗💗💕❤❤❤

@anaveragemcgamer9548

3 жыл бұрын

@@loveflowers270 POV: you are such a simp your so excited to have something really random in common

Seems like the kind the of public toilet you'd find in a third-world country...

just hold head down and zoom by. long hair no one would know. not funny just true vid