What I come to Polygon videos for: • Simone honks • Pat’s anarchism • B R I A N

@cheesewater74

4 жыл бұрын

He is my favorite *POLYGON DOT COM VIDEO P R O D U C E R*

@d.i.c.e.6204

4 жыл бұрын

Valerie Askey I think I’d be an asset to the team don’t you sir

@demonminer8093

4 жыл бұрын

@@d.i.c.e.6204 i like makin videos, i like to think, and i like to fight baddies with my best pal link

@tardersauce3578

4 жыл бұрын

The trinity

@interrexclamacion

4 жыл бұрын

@@demonminer8093 I used to be in Baltimore but now I'm in New York Because I wasn't much in Baltimore for odd video work

"is there such a thing as distasteful sonic imagery-" immediately realizes his mistake "-dont tweet at me"

@janesmith1840

5 жыл бұрын

But it was already too late

“The plural of Smurf is Smurves, right?” Like the name of the show isn’t “The Smurfs” Bold move.

@taakotuesdays

4 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU FOR SAYING THIS

@CresCoJeffToo

4 жыл бұрын

'The Smurfs' has a typo, clearly. It's smurves in Merriam-Webster.

@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks

4 жыл бұрын

The species is “smurf,” but the family name is “Smurf.” Just like e house where Mr. Wolf’s family lives is the Wolfs

Justin and Griffin are like the kids who go back to their highschool after graduating to hang out.

@gliscorpropagandaaccount1764

4 жыл бұрын

They literally did.

@Sharkstixx

4 жыл бұрын

the sad thing is that they did

@Dabednego

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sharkstixx No, the sad thing is that they were Taken by the Clown Box afterwards

I'm sorry but "the plural of smurf is smurves" is the funniest thing I've heard all week

@marveltard

6 жыл бұрын

smurves just sounds so...smoothe

@flental6708

5 жыл бұрын

@oscar75722 g-- _gargle-mel_

@Theplanetyonx

4 жыл бұрын

Hey I know this was a year ago but it might be a reference to this video kzread.info/dash/bejne/mohsypaOndi0YbQ.html

Pat is the underappreciated comedic genius at Polygon

@idiopathologic

6 жыл бұрын

Folks,

@user-hn7rr6vu6z

5 жыл бұрын

انامنحفزتضمىاط

@MisterAppleEsq

5 жыл бұрын

Big agree.

@breadlast

4 жыл бұрын

He's only underappreciated because he lives in the shadow of Notorious BDG

@DanksterPaws

2 жыл бұрын

Then perish

of course "make some boy-broth!" was griffin

@milescooper2124

4 жыл бұрын

KumagoroNugget that answer had some strong Griffin energy to it

"Two" is one of the all time best answers and it was robbed

@kara2125

5 жыл бұрын

Owen Eastwood favorite part of that answer was justin crying 'two???? two?????????'

FOLKS,

@gregohreee

3 жыл бұрын

👏

f to pay respects to all of justin’s good jokes that were cruelly stolen

@elliottloverin3289

6 жыл бұрын

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@EmilyHoot

6 жыл бұрын

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@Roxy_D_Rose

6 жыл бұрын

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@scrungybingus285

6 жыл бұрын

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@kls0110

6 жыл бұрын

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"You know I love me some gendered slurs" was an underrated line that was hilarious

Everyone saying “No!” while Jenna says “Yeah!” is always my favorite thing

Every video Pat has at least one joke that absolutely bangs

it wouldn't be a Classic Polygon Video without any mention of piss

It’s so perfect at the end when Justin and Griffin write “BYE IDIOT” and “Polygon sucks”

a LITTLE bit sad they missed out on the obvious bear joke, "make america gay again"

@Mahkia

6 жыл бұрын

Yes please, thank you!

@cottontaelle5863

5 жыл бұрын

hi tinysport :0 i like you

@mossmeow

5 жыл бұрын

i was thinking about this too omg

Holy heck, this is an all star lineup. I’m glad Justin and Griffin still sometimes are around for Jackbox, and love their interaction with our Polygon friends! Especially these four, who are honestly my favs at Jackbox. Pat is...a godly jokester.

@idiopathologic

6 жыл бұрын

Man me too, this is my absolutely dream team.

@cadwelltanner7616

5 жыл бұрын

i see you on every single video with the mcelroy brothers, who are you and why are you following them

@stenysful

4 жыл бұрын

"why do you like the mcelroys so much", asks taako from tv

i spent like 30 minutes looking for this episode because justin saying "TWO????" was so stuck in my brain 2:18 there it is

@goonsdirge3464

5 жыл бұрын

thank you so much i also loved that, and ive been thinking about it for so long without knowing where it came from,,!

This is the equivalent of saturday morning cartoons

@junemarrufo9354

4 жыл бұрын

R 7i

Realmeat sounds like the 1984 newspeak term for a grey soup or something

Heavens to Bepsi!

@cottontaelle5863

6 жыл бұрын

69th like baby!

Wow, I can't believe you guys managed to get two of The McElroy brothers on your show! I can't believe you brought them on - you must have some serious connections.

Pat's laugh cry is amazing. Thank you McElbros for being here.

I heard justins laugh at the beginning and i knew i was gonna love this episode

This one is definitely my favorite Jackbox. With the mcelboys, Brian and pat and the welcoming non-presence of Nick

wait this is an all star line up

@LimeHunter7

6 жыл бұрын

mechanicalparanoia hey now

justin youre the winner in my heart

I thought I paused this as I stepped away from my computer but the video kept going and when I popped my earbud back in I heard, "STOP COMPLAINING AND GIVE ME THE EGGPLANT" from Simone and... that's pretty perfect.

This video is over a year old, but if Papa Smurf spends his retirement painting is that his blue period?

@guyspy21

4 жыл бұрын

huh

@CountSnaqula

3 жыл бұрын

Excellent.

Two McElroys and BDG. This is too much power for one quiplash game.

I sincerely want an in-depth analysis of Simone's prejudice against Smurfs.

it's bad that I discovered these videos a day after breaking my rib because I can't NOT watch them and I can't NOT laugh but it hurtssss

Love how I’ve reached the point in my life where my sense of humor is just the word “Bear”

im actually fucking sobbing at justin tryin the pepsi in civic doodle and gets fucked over n then pat comes in and puts coke and just the fucking defeat in this mans voice “two picked coke huh”

The king and Queen of amazing laughs: Justin and Simone

both my boys are here!

@TrekkerLLAP

6 жыл бұрын

Rose McGlinn our good good boys

16:56 the second drawing would have been amazing if the middle head looked like travis

I was 100% certain the second I saw that tasteful “folks” who had placed it there.

I love that not once, but twice during this game Justin had a joke that lost then Griffin stole it and fucking won with it. Jackbox is a cruel misteress

“Stop explaining, give me the eggplant”

Y'all threaten the integrity of my bladder seal

Griff and Justo are back! For one whole video!

@zavesmith99

6 жыл бұрын

Kyro when/why did they leave

i love that you can always tell when it's a McElroy answer, or a McElanswer.

This is the TRUE meme team

'A political slogan if a bear was running for President: "Make America Bearable Again"' (I mean―come on)

The beauty of the Shadow Pee Guns image is that now I just can't stop thinking about Snap Cube's Sonic Fandubs.

I love how the Mcelbois have always been in the top 3 in the rankings, but their first round "back" they were at the bottom. A little rusty I suppose, but we love them all the same

i also hate the smurfs. they have an air of death. the first time i ever pondered the meaning of life was after reading a smurfs comic as a child.

Watching people play Jackbox just makes you realize you'd much rather be playing jackbox, but don't have the friends/resources to do so.

I love guessing who guessed what Fucking knew that “Folks,” was Pat

I love that we have mathematical proof the Pat is a good and funny lad

"jostle" has the same energy as "slice"

For the next episode you should put polls in the information tab or what ever you call it for each question of quiplash, so we can vote for our favorite quip and play along with you guys.

LOSAH: Land of Salmon and Honey Consorts: Bears ...

@roxystanton7060

5 жыл бұрын

Jfjcjdjfj

3:31 Brian Griffin, our dog, is dead

i haven't even made it past 30 seconds, but i know it's gonna be good bc we've got griffin, justin, pat, and simone. if a video as any of them, they can garutee some giggles.

A worse follow up to Debbie Does Dallas would be Debbie Does the Dallas Buyers Club.

It's been 2 years and I'm still thinking about Smurves

I had to take a break at 14:00 to breathe again.

at 7:46 bdg missed a really good pun: bear-able

I like Polygon and their video content. Also piss.

Not enough love for "brother vs brother, Cain vs Abel...Kane vs Undertaker"

I've never heard people die on camera before, those LAUGHS. I seriously thought someone was gonna suffocate lmao

I have a terrible cough right now and it gets worse every time I laugh so I think this video is going to kill me. Polygon will be paying for my funeral.

i love how you can always hear griffin and justin laughing

I laughed so hard, I felt a pain in my forehead. Hope whatever I broke wasn't important!

Sonic and the Matrix: Peeloaded

this is an All-Time fucking cast. thank you polygon

The shit jokes were weird for me bc I was snaking on some brownie batter dessert hummus which is decidedly shit colored (and very, very good)

First person to draw fan art of Simone as a smurf wins the internet

every few months i come back and watch these, i really would like it if it came back somehow, im sure the mcelroys would come visit to do it

@chloeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2 жыл бұрын

yessss absolutely agree. they did it once for overboard but i really really want them to do it more i miss this unbridled chaos

"Who of these is most arousing?" JENNA!!! I almost choked on my tea!!!

Make America Bear-able Again

Folks, has the same energy as in this essay I will

Simone laughs in reverse

15:45 sad that Jenna's jeff the killer went unnnoticed... i see u jenna

5:55 that weak "no"

Glad to see they’re playing Civil Doodle again, Simone’s favorite game!

0:55 Simone: Just call me #2!!!🙂 Jenna:-nohe!

9:59 Simone hates Slavic poodle??

0:25 Jackbox join code: that's one of those Myers Briggs things right?

@dinornis

6 жыл бұрын

Also I have only just started the video and I am PUMPED for my weekly Polygon Jackbox fix

@dinornis

6 жыл бұрын

TIL what a wienermobile is so that was cool

Not gonna lie. A kind of hostile video, but equally hilarious

What’s a sign your parents sheltered you as a child? You have scurvy despite eating nothing but limes

i thought the title would just be a one off joke....

I just want to say that I FEEL Simone on the Smurfs thing.

can i get a "yeah baby"

"Debbie does taxes - fuck off I don't work here anymore" Justin is an insperation

I need a soundbite of Simone going "stop explaining and give me the eggplant" so I can go down to my local bar and blare it at attractive men who try to initiate a conversation with me

Simone is so cute omg hon I would banish all smurfs for you 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

i love thus series so much jackbox is so good

me, clicking on this video: please have my boys please have my boys please ha-- *MY BOYS!!!*

I love the saying the joke louder and getting all the credit energy that Griffin was pulling here

that second round of 100% pee... fuck. so good.

"Make America Bear-able again" is the only correct answer to that prompt, missed opportunity right there

All of the best people. Amazing.

best possible quiplash lineup

Griffin’s laugh gives me life

I continue to not understand their house rule about not looking at the comic. I feel like it usually results in things that are more nonsensical than actually funny... But otherwise, I love seeing more of the Polygang playing Jackbox! My only question is: why do they never do these games on a live stream so that fans can join the audience? That seems like that would be a fun thing for everyone... especially in a game of Guesspionage.

@CountSnaqula

6 жыл бұрын

Because they do a bit of editing in between rounds while everyone types their questions/answers up.

@CountSnaqula

6 жыл бұрын

brian I still don't understand the "not looking at the comic" thing either, it was funny like 1 time out of the ten or so times they've done it.

@fnord3125

6 жыл бұрын

no, i'm aware of THAT, and it makes for a nice compact video that's basically 100% hilarious, but they do a lot of streaming videos too, and with the possibility for audience participation, Jackbox seems like an obvious fit for some of those. there's no rule that they HAVE to do Jackbox videos the same way forever. but anyway, i love what they're giving us already, so i'm not complaining. i just wouldn't mind seeing them mix it up in the future.

Justin just lights up any group of people and I would die for him

I'm glad hoops and ditto are still in the jackbox videos