Aankhe Mat Nikaliye Ek Baar VIKAS ka CHEHRA dekhna chahte hai. 😂😂😂😂😂 Mind blowing. .....

1st video in 2016 2nd video in 2017 3rd video in 2018. This year's quota done 😁 But you're amazing 👌

@fifi7325

5 жыл бұрын

He's the Amir (ace) Khan of the Stand Up comedy world

@iNishantJain

5 жыл бұрын

@@TongueInCheek Woowwwww... I didn't expect the reply.... Aapne to AAG lagadi 😀. Gladly looking forward for your new videos 🙏👍

@hammadurrahmanmaaz576

5 жыл бұрын

Awesome video Rajneesh.👌

@hammadurrahmanmaaz576

5 жыл бұрын

@@TongueInCheek looking forward for the videos .

@abhinavsingh8032

5 жыл бұрын

@@TongueInCheek challenge expected nhi paaji excepted hota hai

That is the best Satire of 2019. What a powerful line: add an extra pair of lungs instead of spine.

@freepagan

4 жыл бұрын

I believe he said "lun", not "lung"

Hilarious! Ordered AAP cap from Amazon and got BJP cap😂😂 Loved it.

Best politics joke I have ever come across... I was laughing all the time 👏👏

@sumitpandey1055

5 жыл бұрын

What about varun grower and sanjay rajora

@khanjanvyas7441

5 жыл бұрын

Watch satya show its good too

@jazibkalam6836

5 жыл бұрын

Kunal kamra

Kickass humor, clean delivery. Lots of punchlines and some misdirection(?)... Lovely watch. Exceptional standup

I had to watch this video in 3 parts in 3 days... coz i'm suffering from tonsils ... and it hurts while laughing ... omg .. i think i need a surgery !! Rajnish ji .... best stand up of the year !!

I am not able to understand why some of the most talented artists remains underrated 🤧

@sayediliyas3529

3 жыл бұрын

Indian audience want only vulgar jokes... Humour nahi hoga to bhi chalega par gali jaroor honi chahiye 😂😂

every joke is on point ... awesome

@richie2791

5 жыл бұрын

Yup kal ko kahen wwf bhi fixed hain 😂 *Zara aur sakha* 😂

@vickyjohn4489

5 жыл бұрын

did u listen ksi song ?

@believeroflight9888

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah , but on the wrong point ...

THE COUNTRY NEEDS YOU MAN....PEOPLE FORGOT LAUGHING....U ROCK...BEST SARCASTIC HUMOUR EVER HEARD

Never expected anyone to be this funny, sharp points without directly pointing towards the target , ye toh kuch zyada hi talented hai

Atom mein OM kisne Dala. Humne! Brilliant sir. Chas gaye. Razor sharp sarcasm. You are one of the best stand ups out there . Keep up the good work.

Is se zyada humble and sateek roast nahi dekha 😀

The flow was so good ..I've seen usually comedians take gaps between there skits to remember the lines ...but he was in full flow

Perfect jokes.. superb.. killing it. "America ka Jatt hai wo" chodega nehi.. 😂

8:56 i think I am the only one who thought that he will do a comeback joke and say Atom bomb ka button press karega toh bhi vote BJP Ko jayega.

@HarshVardhan-ff7xo

5 жыл бұрын

Bahut sahi

@rakeshranjan-nitjsr

5 жыл бұрын

Sahi pakde hn

@arkyabiswas6907

5 жыл бұрын

Good one bro

Came here after Varun Grover's tweet. This was by far the best one on Politics I have ever heard.. Unko kadi ninda karne mein char din lag jayenge 😂

@amirhamzaansari922

5 жыл бұрын

Absolutely😂😂

@vkumar206

5 жыл бұрын

Radio active hai lol

@sanchaykhatri7383

5 жыл бұрын

Kisko

the most underrated comic in India..baaki saare chor h 😂

Jaat hai America Ka...😂😂

@freepagan

4 жыл бұрын

Please tell, what does it mean in English?

@mahamahajan5977

3 жыл бұрын

@@freepagan Jaat means Punjabi man.

@vineetrathi01

3 жыл бұрын

@@mahamahajan5977 not punjabi peoples but haryanvi peoples.punjabi are jatts not jaats.jaat is hindu warrior caste.he make fun of them because they are tall ,strong and aggressive.jaats are good people with good heart but little bit aggressive.even most of punjabi sikh convert from jaat family and have similar surname as jaats have like sandhu, maan,bajwa,khokar,dhillon,etc

“Extra pair of lungs.. where is the space?...said: bhai daal do na and take out his spine. He won’t need it” was the most epic one IMO and tells volume about our media.

He looks like Actor Rajat Kapoor...🤔 Now i got it...brother of Him...thats y he look like him...😊😄 Anyway it was awesome sir....

@wishzl777

5 жыл бұрын

Fazil Khan ohhk very similar to rajat kapoor🙌

@Ovi1985

4 жыл бұрын

He's the real brother of Rajat Kapoor.

Kentucky Fried Chukandar 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@kunalindia3698

5 жыл бұрын

What is Chukandar, My Hindi is poor

@sapandream

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahah same here, what is chukandaar. I can google but live google is here 😊😋

@tubeyrich

5 жыл бұрын

Chukandar is beetroot! :D

A question about that high-five at 5:30 : Why, dude ?

@vampirelol1

5 жыл бұрын

hahahaha sahi mei

@binayakgshankar9188

5 жыл бұрын

kuch log hote h aise

@arkbender

5 жыл бұрын

Jhand Audience! They high five when they get any joke! That's how they show "yeah man we got that! You are funny! We didn't waste our money. We understand at least one joke. We are smart! Like the others! Yippee! Now we are acceptable in higher socioeconomic society! "

@Messi10947

5 жыл бұрын

@@arkbender zyada hogaya thoda

@ragesh29

4 жыл бұрын

@Zahir Junejo sahi pakde hai..

"jaat hai amrika ka wo"...😂😂😂😂😂best tha

Zara se hai ki shakha se 😂😂

boot lick was really ....really sarcastic.....

@sapandream

5 жыл бұрын

Deadly also for him and for the bootlickers 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

All truths about the government without even saying anything directly, great work man 🙏

These were legit meta jikes and he delivers it like Normal jokes, Respect!

Super! Amidst all the comedians who use abusive language, you stand tall with a very clean comedy. And how incisive on the current milieu!

Amit shah pe Joke... Avoid morning walks

@pshethia01

5 жыл бұрын

hahaaaahaha

@abualayman8166

5 жыл бұрын

Ha ha ha

@UtkarshSinghIndia

5 жыл бұрын

Wow. Good one!

@sailaab

5 жыл бұрын

#JudgeLoya

America ka jaat Suddenly Trump's mobile rings up and the caller tune is Jaat Ka Chora

I found you the most cute comedian doing comedy without any adult content , i just simply love your jokes sir 👏👏👏👏👏❤️❤️❤️

Back after a vacation, and back with a bang. Ultimate!!! 👍👏

sorabh pant should watch this video and learn a few things :P

@ambujjain6749

5 жыл бұрын

Sorabh pant is Arnab of comedy arena. Only senseless shouting. Shouting f*** three times in each sentence and doing vulgar gestures is not comedy

@laba3423

4 ай бұрын

unn sabko issi ne launch diya hai

Jaat hai america ka. Lmao

"Sarkar chor hai" was a rahat indori's incident

Take out his spine he won't need that 7:15 LMFAO

@AnasKhan-ur9dp

5 жыл бұрын

Means of dat u know?

@asifparkar31

5 жыл бұрын

Arnab of course ....lol

@targaryenXoolf

5 жыл бұрын

That is the best line in the whole comedy set

@RajaHRaja

5 жыл бұрын

Aranab ki Isse jyada kisine nahi Mari hogi....😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You are a breath of fresh air in the comedy circle. I intently watch your videos and enjoy it thoroughly.

Hahahahaha... America ka jaat ... Awesome bro..😂😂😂

*Wow ! This is the best roast of 2018 !* We should applaud him for his humour and the way he spoke on freedom of speech.

Kicked everyone's ass! 😂😂😂

This is genius

"Take out his spine na"...hilarious 😂😂 You guys know who he was talking about

Best thing about your show is that we can watch it in front of the whole family.

Agg laga deygey is has becamed your signature dialogue... Which i loved the most while listening in your way 😊😊 rest of... you are awesome.... 😁😅😃😄😇😂🤗🤓

I'm gonna buy that BJP cap..

@thankyou230

5 жыл бұрын

Then click for Congress cap..bjp apne aap ajayega

@deepaknanda1113

5 жыл бұрын

anupam chakraborty haahaa

@saifkhan4626

5 жыл бұрын

Everyone needs it

@yahyaanarwala4554

5 жыл бұрын

I wanna get it too. I am frankly scared of them. That'll help me get away with some situations lol

@nalinikapur9543

5 жыл бұрын

yahya anarwala tooh gadha anar Bachh harcmi

Awesome yaar! Jaat hai Amrika ka

Jat hain Amreeeka ka woh!! Super Stuff!

Who come here after Kunal Kamra twitter post

@rajivsamanta6981

5 жыл бұрын

Varun Grover

@prateekkumar3233

5 жыл бұрын

Kunal and Varun are trash. They are no where near Rajneesh.

@sheriff9924

5 жыл бұрын

@@prateekkumar3233 why the comparison bhai, all are making us laugh one day or the other. Just chill.

Exceptional humour bahut ala maza aa gaya, propaganda politics news sab pe bade ache sense of humour ke saath aap ne take liya

Even I was surprised to know that Rahul Gandhi have a black belt. Very accurate jokes😂

We need more content from you ...this is amazing!! Much respect and love

.. Rajneesh sir you are the best.....

Oh my God.. I love your jokes..

Atom me OM kisne dalla ...Humne dalla

@souravsekharnayak

5 жыл бұрын

vivek sharma ohh tum eshwar ban gaye kya?

@freepagan

4 жыл бұрын

What does it mean in English?

I jst love ur senses of humour So genuine... So funny... Mtlb yaar kafi din k baad non veg jokes k alawa normal bataon par itni hansi aayi.... Couldn't stop for a min... Hats off to you man

One of the best bits, if not the best, on the current Indian Politics. Lit asf🔥🔥

@AnasKhan-ur9dp

5 жыл бұрын

Hi bro my tatti also lit 💩🔥

@abhishekkaneja

5 жыл бұрын

@@AnasKhan-ur9dp Khan Sahab, y u do titz ;-;

Kamal hi kr diya sir aapne to. LOL. Came after seeing Kunal Kamra'd tweet

Kunal kamra brought me here. Really good humour & jokes. Had a really good time Now i am your fan.😀

Ultimate...last line s winner..cops says.".hme nai pta kaun s Sarkar Chor hai"..👌👍

America ka jatt😂😂😂

America ka JAAT 😂😂😂😂😂

Why am I discovering this now? This is Gold !

I keep watching this video every month or so...and still can't stop laughing...great work and god bless...

Bhai Ek Free Ki Advice Hai Morning Walk Par Jana Chorh De... 😂😂😁🤑

@bharatamla40

5 жыл бұрын

Kyu bhai Aisa kyu

@mrshetty2019

5 жыл бұрын

ha ha ha ha

@govindprajapat7989

5 жыл бұрын

Ha ha ha

I m a BJP fan but really love the way he joked.....really good one, to the point.....

Awesome sir. Always a blast watching your videos and Jaat h vo America was epic rofl

America ka Jattt🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

America ka jaat🤣🤣🤣

I like that you respect Hindi as well.

Take out his spine.he won't need that.....Kya badi bat Kar Gaye sirjee🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

It's good to see how, you can still make us laugh are hearts off with such appropriate humour but still on point,killed it sir

Donald Trump: Jaat of America, too good!!!😂😂

Bhai ji last me rahat indori ka jokes super tha😅

Oh my god! This is the best thing I have seen in such a long time.

One of the funniest gigs on politics. And the delivery is so simple and powerful.

U were really hilarious with the political satire sir 👍👍

Take out the spine was awesome.. 👍

His jokes are very polished..Every bit makes you think.

hum bhi ek bar vikas ka chehra dekhna chahte h , hahaha, loved it

That was best joke ever on #Arnabgoswami...i was like awwwwwwee....this is it....so fab yaar

Amazing content man. Keep it up.

You got a next level sense of humor

One of the best jokes. I ever heard in my life... 😂

Amazing...its true..hit like

America ka jaat hai ...✌️✌️😂😂

Content is so damn amazing😍😍 Mr. Rajnessh, you must worked hard to make this amazing content. Great entertainment with logic🙏

Jat hai america ka 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Here after scrapping of Article 370 by Amit Shah and Modiji

Awesome!! N sir, subtitle me lalit Modi aya, not nirav Modi.

Really I did not had expected this to be this good . Amazing .. kudos !!

Sahi Hai bhai, you made my day yaar.

Trump Jaat hai amrika ka😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Damn Avoid Morning Walk Bro 😂

Rajneesh Kapoor should do more...great stuff, intelligent humour

one thing about Rajneeshji is that (at-least the bits i've seen) the sets are all clean, without any cuss words, innuendos or cheapness *and yet :)* the laughter quotient is top notch, better!

Humuor can be so brutal, while being so polite and humble 😂👍

Jaat h America ka vo 😂😂😂

This guy is on point with every joke😂😂

U r just hilarious..... Mai hr hafte me ek Baar jaroor dekhta hun... Aur kr baar utna hi maza aata hau