I don't want to brag, but I can still fit into the same size earrings I wore in high school.

@DJ_NY718

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@iowegian7496

10 ай бұрын

11mo. later, but that was funny 😊

@caroler01

10 ай бұрын

That is funny.

@caseygroves

8 ай бұрын

Good delivery. You’ve just created your first joke in a larger show (that’s a sideways Star Wars reference there).

@teresajeno6601

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

A Comedian that can actually make you laugh out loud is a good Comedian. "Chusky" Johnson was up to the task. Worth the watch.

@neillconroy2183

2 жыл бұрын

Chusky Johnson should be Boorish, not Danny. I admit that he came up with the name, but it really, really hits Himself, the British PM.

“I am the hamburglar” 😂

@AutisticThinker

3 жыл бұрын

^^^ Keto -50lbs in 9 months

@kipthearcticfox5124

3 жыл бұрын

Wye would you steal ham, bacon is way more profitable

@erictakahashi7674

3 жыл бұрын

@@AutisticThinker ekkkk kk jnjrnttn m inioiiiiiiiii

@doreenkozelka8486

3 жыл бұрын

THE BEST!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ashleywilson3419

3 жыл бұрын

That is funny especially since one of the McDonald’s characters is the hamburgler

I love DryBar! The comedians are topnotch and consistently funny. The humor is clean and each act stands on its own. I often share DryBar with my friends. Quality stuff! A big thank you for making me laugh in an uncertain world!

@denasharpe2393

3 жыл бұрын

Because we surely need to have something to keep us away from the news!!

@victoriaadeniji2050

2 жыл бұрын

Well said! :) they are clean and I love that about them. It is so hard to find nowadays.

@izabelazielak8963

2 жыл бұрын

Diese fiese Lacher...ich vermute alle zahlen mit falsch Geld?!i:/)))

@kristianknelsen9416

2 жыл бұрын

I mean dirty jokes with comedians aren’t always bad but it’s nice to have fully clean comedians

@dverygrateful1

2 жыл бұрын

Not all

When I was fat, I used to call myself, "Famine Resistant".

@becominghero9754

2 ай бұрын

Nice

@Vincent-ke5zn

2 ай бұрын

Haha 😅😂

@Vincent-ke5zn

2 ай бұрын

I'm not punching a bear, they have a big temper

I am dying at the rice cake and plain yogurt bit! 🤣😂😅😆

I get that comment all the time. "You carry it well for being 200lb." I am a farmer and I enjoy my food, but I also carry my weight in Haybails to feed my animals.

@nicolecopland461

3 жыл бұрын

Muscle weighs a lot. I learn need that carrying hay bales daily from 8 to18. And bags of grain, and oats....

@swayzocrazo4398

3 жыл бұрын

We all different soem need to be big some need to be small

@dovie2blue

2 жыл бұрын

My daddy used to say that I could carry more weight. I guess Daddy mistook me for a pack mule.

@peggyharris5861

2 жыл бұрын

@@nicolecopland461 1

@peggyharris5861

2 жыл бұрын

@@nicolecopland461 ¹

My favorite line that really cracks me up: "Just the opposite, if you get a fry in your onion rings, you're a little mad about it, you know. It's a waste of space. You're up at the counter, 'Where's the manager!!?' My crown falls off. I don't want to talk about it." 🤣😂🤣😂

“Are you sure” lmfao that part killed me lmfao

@ashleywilson3419

3 жыл бұрын

Yes dummy I’m sure unless the meat is invisible

@NatandGeorge

3 жыл бұрын

My wife had a "meatless Big Mac" expecting it'd have veggie patties but nope -- they just omitted the meat & charged same as a Big Mac!

@mamamoon65

3 жыл бұрын

@@NatandGeorge that's just wrong.

Dry Bar Comedy is a "must have" on your subscribed list. Good, clean, funny! THANK YOU! The most pleasant way to get ahead of commercials on Dish TV.

@walterstanford8162

2 жыл бұрын

It's clean because one of there rules is your not allowed to cuss

@nancyhowell4505

Жыл бұрын

@@walterstanford8162 And I'm sooo happy for that! One place of clean comedy in the vastness of the Internet.

My first time hearing this comedian. Had me laughing the whole show.. Thank you Dry Bar for clean comedy.

@annegeeraerts1669

2 жыл бұрын

He was funny, wasn't he! Sometimes it takes them a while to warm up and feel comfortable. This guy was batting a thousand right off. He actually made me laugh out loud! 🤣

@jamiemiller7316

Жыл бұрын

I agree, he was great.

My baby doctor yelled out my weight down the hall to the nurse during my 2nd pregnancy visit. I got a new doc for my third and final pregnancy.

Lmao ‘never a bad time for bacon or cake’

@bbundy1983

Ай бұрын

That had me rolling

"We are going to work on you getting back down to overweight" oh my goodness "Chuckskie" is my word of the day

@Joshua-bx1mt

3 жыл бұрын

Chusky

@peachmelba9333

3 жыл бұрын

@@Joshua-bx1mt so--- as a female I'm a Chuskette?

@jayg1438

3 жыл бұрын

@@peachmelba9333 there is/ was an actual size category for boys clothes called Husky. It was a 1970-1990s euphemism for 'fat'.

@peachmelba9333

3 жыл бұрын

@@jayg1438 yeah one of my sons wore them until puberty hit!

@Joshua-bx1mt

3 жыл бұрын

@@peachmelba9333 No, you're beautiful

That guy is hysterical, one of the funniest ones yet!! 😂😂😂😂

@iamaflowercat

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah. And he deliver it very well, no exaggerating in expression, calm and funny.

@siriusa6235

3 жыл бұрын

Smile worthy.

This guy's so funny I choked on my bacon! LOL 😅

There's overweight, obese, morbidly obese and another step up. I had emergency hernia surgery in 2020. I was about 310 at the time. I got a copy of my surgery report and saw I was described as a Super Morbidly Obese 47 year old male. Great! I'm so fat I'm a super hero. Slower than a speeding turtle. Less powerful than than Grandma with a broken foot, barely able to leap over a broom in a single bound. Look, over by the pie! It's a herd! He's in pain! It's Super Morbidly Obese Man!

@NelsonAviles-ex8mp

2 ай бұрын

You make me laugh. You have skills. Thanks you made my day.😂

I'm 56. I've been working as a healthcare professional for 35 years. I have arthritis in my hips, knees and ankles. I'm 4'11" with a 44G breast size. My health is pretty good when I'm not having an asthma exacerbation. Just come at me with comments about how I should be running, lol. I took care of that in my 4 years service with the USN, thank you very much!

@ericdavis2928

3 жыл бұрын

I'm 46 250 and did enuf running on active military duty

@ladywytch129

3 жыл бұрын

Honey... please don't run. You will knock yourself unconscious!

@peachmelba9333

3 жыл бұрын

@@ladywytch129 Warning- Boob and Whiplash! Proceed with Caution Please ⚠️

@lealamb9713

2 жыл бұрын

This is a comedy how do you get serious and talk about yourself. So odd and narcissistic

@mowmowkitty5915

2 жыл бұрын

I learned a long time ago to throw those babies over my shoulders and tie them behind my neck like a halter top. If someone is chasing you with a chain saw you will too.

This guy is super funny!!! I hope he gets famous, he deserves it!

Try explaining to a doctor how you broke a rib while you were sleeping. LOL

Im so stupid😂😂....i was laughing so hard i drooled n dint even realize it😂😂😂

Your Fitbit joke just got me in trouble at a campground for laughing out loud during quiet hours!!! 🤣

"It's run by Tony Horton, the anti-Christ." 🤣🤣🤣

@NatandGeorge

3 жыл бұрын

actually, Burger King bought Tim Hortons. BK is the antichrist. Tim Horton is a hockey god!

@peachmelba9333

3 жыл бұрын

Tony Horton isn't the Anti- Christ; he's the Pro- Canuck! But bring Me a Coffee anyway!

@AngelicosRaiden

3 жыл бұрын

Guys, Tim Horton and Tony Horton ARE NOT THE SAME GUY!

Being someone that works in surgery, even being overweight makes it much more difficult doing any surgery and the risks go up a lot. Healing, positioning, keeping you safe.

@zoolucinka

Жыл бұрын

Yes, as a diabetic and asthmatic the risks go up for me as well because of that. Will you also complain because of that? I mean how people dare expect you to do your job without being offended that you need to put some extra effort ( as we all do in our jobs)

@karenlowes7802

Жыл бұрын

Yes Dr. In a perfect world ...

@slc1161

Жыл бұрын

Wow. As a retired nurse who worked critical care areas and surgery, if you are that offended, maybe you need to look for another job. I’m not saying it’s not hard to deal with morbidly obese patients in your area, but you aren’t the one consistently moving this type of patient. Nurses like me are. Before you judge, walk a mile in their shoes. I had to medically retire early because of the damage to my bones from a rare type of arthritis. I didn’t complain when I worked crazy hours. And patients don’t succeed in weight loss when being judged.

@dkbrinlee

Жыл бұрын

@@slc1161 I’m not offended at all. We do fat people, bone racking thin patients, etc. just making the comment it doesn’t help the cause if they are morbidly obese. I work 2 jobs at 2 different facilities in surgery. Fat people and unhealthy people keep us in business. I am sorry you beat yourself up to the point you had to retire at an early age due to your body breaking down. That is terrible. I will say it is their fault they are morbidly obese of course. Taxing our bodies to take care of their lack and neglect of taking care of themselves.

@balagadoo

Жыл бұрын

@@zoolucinka you’re comparing apples to oranges. your condition is entirely out of your control and I’m sorry you have to suffer, but most (not all) overweight people simply don’t exercise or have healthy diets and those are things they can control

Right before suggesting weight loss surgery my doctor said, “Let’s talk about the elephant in the room”

@2:35 thought he was gonna say, "I haven't been overweight since high school". Chunky + husky = chusky but husky + chunky = hunky! Overweights unite!

@Gardureth

3 жыл бұрын

Deaaaaaaaammmm!

@MsMookalate

3 жыл бұрын

I still wish your comment was pinned and have the most likes. It's the best

@peachmelba9333

3 жыл бұрын

And then tackle and sit on them!

At 275 lbs, I identify with this guy completely.

@caity9244

3 жыл бұрын

Do you carry it well? I don't. Lolol

@peachmelba9333

3 жыл бұрын

Back then I had a kid ask ME- Are you a man, woman or Pregnant? OOOH I wanted to tell Junior to go play in traffic- but Mama raised Me to be a Lady- no matter what!

I had that happen at Panera Bread. Got home 25 minutes away with my order to feed the family and my sandwich had no meat. Everyone else's sandwich had meat but mine. I called them and they acted like I was trying to scam them for a free sandwich. I told them I didn't want a free sandwich but they needed to look into it and see what could possibly go wrong in the process. The manager was really sarcastic. I could almost hear her eyes roll through the phone. I mean, how do you forget the meat? Mayo? Sure. Cheese? Of course. But meat? Really?

This guy was funny! We laughed out loud so many times. I would love to hear more from him.

@EvolvementEras

3 жыл бұрын

I almost shot my ice tea all over my phone about four different times this guy is so hysterical!

@denasharpe2393

3 жыл бұрын

Me too!! He is delightful!!

If doctors aren’t telling you what’s wrong with you they aren’t doctors.

@ashleywilson3419

3 жыл бұрын

They don’t always know for certain what is wrong with you

@rurome2151

3 жыл бұрын

Remember... they’re just practicing...

@angellj9639

3 жыл бұрын

True

@user-ix4nq9yz8k

3 жыл бұрын

@Sarah Alderman yup

@peachmelba9333

3 жыл бұрын

Practicing ? Years and Years of Doctoring and they still haven't got IT right?

What's really wrong is they don't even care what caused the obesity. My spine was damaged at age 19. I'm permanently disabled. I can still walk. I've enough on my plate. Well when you cannot move much that first year you gain weight. You have to eat to survive. But you have to heal and recover from the damage. I also had serious problems with extremely high blood pressure. Every time I tried to do anything I would almost pass out. I had a lot of physical obstacles to get through to even be able to exercise. After multiple conditions occurred I was doing physical therapy during the whole time. So, now I gage my health by how I'm feeling. Not a weight number. I've been steady in between 10 pound fluctuations for decades now. Until my mother died. I gained more weight. Now I'm just trying to get rid of that. I pay attention to how I feel, not my weight. But my weight is steady and slowly going down.

I totally agree with this dry heaving funny man. I am not inspired by people working out that don't look like they EVER needed to work out.

@zachariahooker5513

3 жыл бұрын

If you do it right you wont ever look like you need it once you get in shape

@peggyharris5861

3 жыл бұрын

@@zachariahooker5513 lo

@peggyharris5861

3 жыл бұрын

⁰00ⁿ

@truthlove1114

3 жыл бұрын

@@zachariahooker5513 dude you didn’t get the joke

I recently discovered this channel and Danny Johnson is by far the funniest of them all. So hilarious. Watched it three times. Bring him back!

@Solutions3000

3 жыл бұрын

Discovering this channel is a good thing.

This channel never let's me down! He is hysterical!

Dang. That was a great set.

@clark987878

3 жыл бұрын

Woah! You look like him! if you had the same hair distribution it would be uncanny

Couldn't stop laughing. He's so GOOD. He's so Funny. Thank you for your humour!!

Sooo funny!! " I can't wait to be overweight again. It's gonna be so much fun." "Oh he's so chusky, I just wanna get in there and nibble on his second neck." 😄😁😂🤣😂

I had an asthma attack laughing so hard at his p90x jokes

I started eating yogurt and gained 10 pounds. That was with giving up beer, chips, ice cream, and cake... I really needed Danny today. I'm going back to eating all my favorites and be "chusky" too.

@ahashdahnagila6884

2 жыл бұрын

@Angel What did you do? Buy a whole quart-size container of yogurt and put it in your freezer? (And then eat the whole thing as "frozen yogurt", in a single sitting?) (That could explain the weight gain. Reckon?)

@alishaygan9844

2 жыл бұрын

milk is designed to make an infant or baby mammal double it’s weight and grow as quickly as possible. eating concentrated milk is telling your body that it needs to grow and gain weight. go vegan/vegetarian and you can eat as much as you want

@terryisaac8195

2 жыл бұрын

We feed livestock grasses, hay and grains to bulk them up for slaughter so that we can eat them. A two thousand pound bovine has never eaten any meat products. So much for being strictly vegetarian. It's about the quantity of feed that you stuff in your pie-hole. You can start exercising by using your arms to slide your butt back from the table.

@libbyworkman1666

2 жыл бұрын

@Angel Fruit flavored yogurt can have a ton of calories and lots of sugar. Read the ingredients list.

@anonmitty8250

2 жыл бұрын

@@terryisaac8195 thanks for the laugh you can use your arms to move your butt back....

Thank you to DRYBAR!! You guys make lockdown tolerable!!! I may have to do a connecting flight in Utah (after Covid)!!!!

He was very funny! It was non-stop laughs for me!😂 I would like to hear more of him!!

@denasharpe2393

3 жыл бұрын

Yes .....please!!

@richarddufresne7620

8 ай бұрын

He has a Web site

Love the layers of survival!

@JohnSmith-ls3um

3 жыл бұрын

I had a buddy who would say in survival situations, the fat get skinny and the skinny die. 😂

Dry bar comedy is the greatest once I start watching One comedian I can watch all day long and just sit here and laugh. I am so happy that I found dry bar comedy a couple years ago and I just cannot get enough of it so we need more

Sweet tea is the best water ever!

His dry humor is hysterical!!!🤣🤣🤣

Hey..."Chusky" folks unite!

The blood pressure machine 🤣🤣🤣 that was kinda me not too long ago... the calf puncher 😂😂🦸

I love that fit bit joke about the dog.😊 The women with the dryer story...wow. I think she did use more calories thinking about it!!

We need a fat guy on the screen talking to us saying "okay you and I are both fat let's work together at this see which one of us gives up first."

@peachmelba9333

3 жыл бұрын

Technically after Bariatric surgery I Am" Overweight"- has Doctor Ducki-Poo given up on me? Nope he's hoping for "Normal"- I've gone from a DD to an anemic B- does He want no Boobs at all? But I guess " Insulting us" one of the Fellowships after Doctor School 🏫?

@anaruiz6036

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly we do. I always feel shitty looking at them just going and I’m struggling with my 3 push-ups 😂

My doctors office weighs everyone in the WAITING ROOM

@denasharpe2393

2 жыл бұрын

Do you think bg you might ask him/her to move the scale to a more discreet area?? Good luck with that!! Lol

I was laughing myself into tears this entire show. One of the funniest stand ups I’ve seen in a long time. 🙌🏼❤️

@jacquelinedavis4955

2 жыл бұрын

Republicans aren't real people on drybar is another great one

He’s great, laughed out loud!

I had the exact same Big Mac experience many years ago- it was surreal.

My doctor weighs everyone in the waiting room!!!

@necoragha65

2 жыл бұрын

Ouch, I would not go to that doctor.

I made the big mistake of eating a bowl of soup while watching this -- I feared I was going to spit up my dinner about 14 times! This guy is nonstop hilarious!!! Thank you for the laughs I've so badly needed -- the best cure all!! Now I can't stop smiling!! And it feels so good!!!

Funny how Husky and Chubby could be combined for Hubby, which is fitting 😅

I too lose it when there is a fry in my onion ring space. 😊

I have Epilepsy and that joke made me laugh so hard!!! Good stuff! 👍

@sudhakhristmukti1930

2 жыл бұрын

May the Lord Jesus heal your epilepsy...in His name I pray..Amen.

@accidental-life

2 жыл бұрын

@@sudhakhristmukti1930 that made me laugh as hard as the joke.

@accidental-life

2 жыл бұрын

@@sudhakhristmukti1930 thanks tho.

love the hamburgler joke!

This is a Hoot!

“Guys thank you have a nice night” Me: Aw man that’s it?! He was GOOD!

"Danny Johnson....GOOD!" - Frankenstein's monster

No joke, I entered a "walkathon" and took a wrong turn. By the time I wandered across the finish line everyone was packing up and going home. A few years later I was with a church group playing paintball. I decided that my strategy would be to hunker down somewhere and ambush people as they walked by. My hiding place was too good though. No one walked by me for a really long time. Finally, I heard people calling me and telling me the game was over. I stepped out and said, "Did I win?" People talked about that for years.

"You're dead fat. I don't even know how you got here!" 🤣🤣

29:15 no joke I actually once accidentally poked myself with the point of a compass. That cut was small but deep.

I Love this guy, he's so funny!!!!! And hey I'm a long distance runner!!!! He's great!

@PragmaticPen

6 ай бұрын

Okay..., but do you eat bacon?

Very entertaining! Like your presentation style and timing. Great confidence and audience engaging. Well. Done Sir.

I hate workplace competitions. You think you're doing ok until the department's marathon runner retroactively fills in all her steps at the end of the competition and blows everyone out of the water. So not fair. Not everyone can run 20 miles a day, Sharon. Geez.

@Solutions3000

3 жыл бұрын

😅"Sharon". Every workplace seems to have one.

@NatandGeorge

3 жыл бұрын

@@Solutions3000 & a Karen (thus the "Karen" meme)

@peachmelba9333

3 жыл бұрын

Mine had a Susan- snide and supercillious to the inth degree!

@padebro2683

Жыл бұрын

🤔Hmmm, Sharon rhymes with Karen so...

@m0L3ify

Жыл бұрын

@@padebro2683 True, but I also used to work with a runner named Sharon, even though this story wasn't specifically about her.

This guy is so honest and hilarious.

Burger King and the crown... yep!

This guy is funny…I’d comment more, but I need my nap before I don’t exercise. Seriously, his timing is so good I made a sandwich between pauses on his delivery. I want to see more of him…give or take a pound or two.

@Baloo_The_Bear

2 жыл бұрын

Huh?!?!?

@elizabethcreated9263

Жыл бұрын

Hilarious. Not being sarcastic either.

His set got better and better. Great job

I think we all can relate with him

@mandielou

3 жыл бұрын

Who says? You? FYI you don't speak for everyone.

@meghantheeggdispenser4931

3 жыл бұрын

@@mandielou Good grief, Amanda! Maybe a walk would help.

@nobodyimportant5417

3 жыл бұрын

@@mandielou wow. You're a treat, Amanda. Maybe a visit to the psychiatrist is in order.

@silverlawz3510

3 жыл бұрын

@@mandielou Look, shut up liberal. You're pretty much the new Karen already. Just because it's near the end of the month does not mean you have to lash out at people.

@Psychol-Snooper

3 жыл бұрын

@@mandielou Easy. Your trolling gave "Silver Lawz" an political seizure. I bet they are washing their underpants right now. 🤣🤣🤣

Dude is hilarious!

I loved it you're so funny. I needed some good laughing tonight. It gives me happy dreams instead of nightmares.

There IS a recipe on google for bacon PIE......no kidding Its very pretty when it comes out of the oven, but I can't figure where all that liquid fat goes.😳 it's all browned and crunchy looking top and bottom, But I've never prepared it myself.....😬

Okay I straight up peed when he did the Claritin joke. Omg. 😂🤣

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I enjoyed Danny. He had me in tears on several of his jokes.

I saw this girl, like, booking it, on the treadmill. Sweat flying, heels slammin into the belt, ponytail swaying side to side like a brush at the carwash. All I could think was "crime rate must be pretty bad where she lives".

I cracked up watching this, great set. 👍🏽😄

🤣🤣🤣 God, I love Dry Bar Comedy specials. Lol. 😂 😂

I needed this today,thank you.

Love it ! "Chusky" :D ♥ Hilarious routine :D

How many people have an ace of hearts as a tattoo, awesome!

The dislikes are from medical workers

@em0_tion

Жыл бұрын

Nope, just didn't find him funny. 🤷‍♂

"An onion ring in my fries"...🤣

I SO love this!!

As someone who has issues gaining weight I understand your pain

related to so much of this. I've done the exercise dvds all except the doritos. Thanks for the upgrade idea

@michellebarnhill5130

2 жыл бұрын

I never had great luck with the videos workouts. I had the best results using a recumbent exercise bike, I put on a comedy on DVD, and thoroughly enjoyed it. No stress on my knees and back, was great!

This was very entertaining, hilarious, love it. Love the fact that he uses clean humor. Keep on buddy, good stuff.

I'm kind of exhausted from laughing ;)

@dovie2blue

2 жыл бұрын

I pulled a muscle

“Why I don’t run, because I have a car” 🤣 but WAIT A MINUTE! What will happen if there will be zombie apocalypse, than you will have to run!!!!

@peachmelba9333

3 жыл бұрын

Since we dress up people for their caskets- will the Zombie Apocalypse be formal? Just Asking!

Chuckskie Teddy bear 🧸 my kind of bacon caken guy 😂😂🤣🙃🤣🤣🤣🙂😂😂

👍 👍 👍 ...A Chubby husky hybrid... LOL.

I enjoy struggling with weight then getting prescribed meds that have the side effect of weight gain.

great relaxed natural effortless style. Love his stories about the doctors visit, the 5k experience, his crown with his onion ring. hilarious!

Wonderful ... and I’m definitely a chusky !

I gotta Big Mac the other day ..the meat patties were so Slim it was Shady....LoL

Every now and then but this one was good Much appreciated!

This guy was hilarious.