*"I asked him to let the girl go and offered him water"* best negotiation ever

@aster4405

3 жыл бұрын

He probs didn't put enough points into charisma

@taniksusu4034

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the negotiator.

@elonmusketeeeeer

3 жыл бұрын

*speech 100*

@AlphaMachina

3 жыл бұрын

I'll kindly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

@killswitch_01

3 жыл бұрын

666th like

I think the real “deterrence factor” here isn’t getting killed, it’s so casually getting killed by a guy who left a back yard bbq, and will be back in time to flip the burgers.

@zDerezzed

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment.

@plouchy1735

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine

@ryleyw3684

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@andresmith3651

3 жыл бұрын

This comment!! 👏😂😂😂😂😂 #Win

@80s_Boombox_Collector

3 жыл бұрын

Awarded for "bravery", yet merely sniped a civilian in peacetime. The award should be for marksmanship, not bravery.

"I've never felt so much power between my legs before"

@terozontondu

Жыл бұрын

💀

@mousesunset

Жыл бұрын

I rate this 9.5/10

@Johnsmith-hp6tw

Жыл бұрын

@@mousesunset I'm a non Christian, bring the rating down to -9.5/10

@mousesunset

Жыл бұрын

@@Johnsmith-hp6tw You.

@Sunsworn

11 ай бұрын

Oh i bet you have

This guy is the embodiment of the "just another day in the office" vibes

@Alex-js5lg

11 ай бұрын

**sigh** "Fine, I'll come in... But I am *not* putting on pants!"

@YaksenPushMongo

2 ай бұрын

Because he's wearing plain clothes? I'm sure it was intentional bud

Suspect: Asks for a gun Negotiator: *Best I could do is water*

@stevenxu6075

3 жыл бұрын

And I’m taking a huge risk here

@desellis8117

3 жыл бұрын

HE REJECTED THE HIGHEST QUALITY OF MYTHICAL MAGICAL HIMALAYAN MINERAL-MINED WATER! SUCH DISRESPECT GETS YOU CLAPPED/BODIED. ;D

@SolidRavenOcelot

2 жыл бұрын

could have easily met in the middle and got him at watergun.

@MMyers-fw1kv

2 жыл бұрын

He asked for a gun then they gave him a bullet

@czdoong

2 жыл бұрын

How about lead

Imagine dying and then seeing *Sniped by Off_duty_cop* and when you spectate him, he's wearing shorts and crocs.

@pusikuracgeju

3 жыл бұрын

😭💀

@MrSham3less

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@bobbyarmenta6707

3 жыл бұрын

I gave you 200 likes

@lMixedPandal

3 жыл бұрын

If this was Reddit, I'd give you a gold medal for that comment

@drownedre5942

3 жыл бұрын

He got limited edition dlc skin

Amazing work. I love that he got to dress comfortably to take the shot, lol. But seriously, they did great and saved the girl. Heros!

@leemaction

Жыл бұрын

he was recalled from vacation

@onesmileybaldy8303

11 ай бұрын

@@leemaction man was enjoying his TV at home when he suddenly got spawned to take out a guy with three stars of wanted level with his rifle on his hand lol

@Vyacheslavvvv

11 ай бұрын

American cops: welp time to get in my cosplay uniform while crucial seconds pass by. Anyone got a donut?

@kairatkempirbaev7183

11 ай бұрын

@@Vyacheslavvvv Police snipers do joint training around the world and share experience with each other. There is no difference between European, Chinese, or American cops.

@Vyacheslavvvv

11 ай бұрын

@@kairatkempirbaev7183 dead civis would like a word with you

IS NOBODY GONNA TALK ABOUT THE OUTRO??????? 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@msdaw

2 ай бұрын

bro they said "bullseye" at the start, nobody talking about that 💀

-"You want water?" -"No." -"Welp. I've done all I can do... Take him out."

@dujilli

3 жыл бұрын

@Vivaan Singh r/wooooahtherebuckarooitstotallynormaltonotfullyunderstandajokewhenthereislittletonocontextthereisnoneedtobeafraidtoask

@youihajje

3 жыл бұрын

Im not gonna like this comment since it's on 666 likea

@JulianDiemOfficial

3 жыл бұрын

@@youihajje too late

@MrMaseratiboy

3 жыл бұрын

They were probably gonna poison him with water, he is gonna get hurt anyway

@JulianDiemOfficial

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrMaseratiboy getting slapped by law would have hurt too

Negotiator: “Water?” Culprit: “No.” Negotiator: “Ah, understandable. Your free trial of life has ended.”

@wapumpkinn

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Crisumit710

2 жыл бұрын

“Water?” “No” “Peace was never an option”

@Randomyoutubecommenter

2 жыл бұрын

@@Crisumit710 lol

@lolicon453

2 жыл бұрын

The water could’ve been laced with laxatives, to be fair

@hydroflakes7388

2 жыл бұрын

@@lolicon453 true i mean you aint giving a criminal a fresh clean mineral water.

I love how his colleague is acting so casual that whole time so no one can tell… it almost looks like he’s unaware that dude is sniping right under him, lol. Which is probably the point

@bee2690

Жыл бұрын

that's exactly the point silly

@caesar7723

2 ай бұрын

probably

Imagine being killed by a DAY-OFF COP😆

Police: Would you like some water? Criminal: No Police: "So you have chosen death"

@GoofNerdProductions

3 жыл бұрын

Yhahahahahaaaaa

@pochiluis0570

3 жыл бұрын

Stolen

@freezer70

3 жыл бұрын

why did that make me laugh

@BabaBest2000

3 жыл бұрын

Sebastian Bolivar Hahahaha

@raresiurac4251

3 жыл бұрын

OMG Underrated

When a lvl 100 player with an lvl 1 alt account shows up.

@user-mj4or8sh3g

4 жыл бұрын

smurf

@Averitt13

4 жыл бұрын

You win the Internet this year.

@Shaxd

4 жыл бұрын

This made my day

@xxascordxxd7971

4 жыл бұрын

This is smurf !!!!! left to the game LOL.

@totoniopereira88

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

"What are your demands?" "Give me a gun" -99 speech

I think a medal for marksmanship makes more sense than a medal for bravery.

@curseofsasuke

10 ай бұрын

Ikr. Sniping behind your buddy = bravery? I mean maybe brave enough to take a shot inches away from the hostage, brave enough to take the responsible of failure. But truly I hope it was for marksmanship.

@timngim583

2 ай бұрын

Translation errors@@curseofsasuke

Chinese police negotiator be like: I receive: Hostage You receive: Water

@Nelcreig

2 жыл бұрын

Super idol

@legendswordch6220

2 жыл бұрын

John Xina Appreciator

@pimenjoyer.221

2 жыл бұрын

Pure clean water is worth her life in china

@navixaxa5023

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@anthonyfernandez5016

2 жыл бұрын

Wataa*

He did it all in shorts and a t shirt. What a legend.

@25Umbra

3 жыл бұрын

Why are you here?!?!

@carladriancastillo5918

3 жыл бұрын

ded

@SeparatiXAMV

3 жыл бұрын

Hello here we meet again Guy without a moustache. Nice to see you again.

@djroppa

3 жыл бұрын

And with a bright blue top on lol

@clemson9967

3 жыл бұрын

_Professionals Have Standards_

Rest of the world could learn something from this. They tried to negotiate. He said no. So they dealt with it. Honestly 10/10 right there.

@meyr1992

Жыл бұрын

what do you think the rest of the world does differently from this??

@knightscroftsquire-muldoon

11 ай бұрын

​@@meyr1992 I live in Tennessee and about a month ago officers responded to a school shooting where the shooter killed three and the officers entered immediately and placed themselves perfectly around a corner and when the shooter came around the officers lit them up and killed the POS. I can say if it were 5 years ago or so they may not have responded so quickly, like with Columbine and such but most of the time our police/swat respond on time and with precision!

@itwasaliens

11 ай бұрын

​@@knightscroftsquire-muldoon except in Uvalde. They just provide security for the mass shooter until he got bored.

@knightscroftsquire-muldoon

11 ай бұрын

@@itwasaliens yeah that was complete BS I watched the footage and they just stand around putting on gloves and finicking with their guns...sad stuff right there

@itwasaliens

11 ай бұрын

@@knightscroftsquire-muldoon and even arrested parents who were desperately trying to get into the school to get their kids out.

Asks for a gun, and gets counter offered a glass of water. Guy says no, and the negotiator goes "yeah can't talk to this guy. Completely unreasonable"

@halfeddi3152

6 ай бұрын

It's almost like US's *Don't negotiate with terrorists* policy, but applied to a simple captor.

@matthewjones39

6 ай бұрын

@@halfeddi3152This isn’t the US, genius.

@halfeddi3152

6 ай бұрын

@@matthewjones39 Ik it's not but it is the best way to discourage hostage takings for ransom, many countries adopted those manners.

@Mirage-pz

4 ай бұрын

People call it off as a joke but why this guy sounds serious about a bullet for rejecting water?

"want some water?" "No" *Bravo six going dark*

@alanacevedo4928

3 жыл бұрын

Good one haha

@superrf85

3 жыл бұрын

How about a "pop" lol

@hitler2207

3 жыл бұрын

666 like

@purplebutterflies68battles66

3 жыл бұрын

@@superrf85 EXCELLENT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏

@ManiPlaysYT

3 жыл бұрын

Take him out! Guy in the north east

Bruh, he was wearing crocs to when he took him out. That's even worse than t-bagging the poor soul

@xxxyoboylukexxxxboxgamer254

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@northamerica5142

4 жыл бұрын

Jay Y I love crocs.

@ZSmith-yy4lv

4 жыл бұрын

SoapTheMope you’ll love the drive-by crossbowing tomorrow too.

@smokey418s2

4 жыл бұрын

The crocs have a +4 per 😂

@finnporath7798

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

The standing officer felt the power between his legs.

@cheezchris

Жыл бұрын

ahahahahaha

Interviewer: Water? Culprit: No. Negotiator: That's right, dead people don't need water.

"Nobody rejects my water bottle offer and stays alive" - the negotiator

@sirpizza2044

3 жыл бұрын

XD underrated

@fredpuntdroad8701

3 жыл бұрын

The crime is rudeness. The sentence is death.

@Joe21345

3 жыл бұрын

"I AM THE ONE WHO OFFERS WATER, SKYLER"

@Kidwaizer

3 жыл бұрын

@@Joe21345 "I won"

@ely9744

3 жыл бұрын

He made him an offer he couldn’t refuse

This went from so serious to trump spinning on a fidget spinner

@Isaac-bj8fu

3 жыл бұрын

lol I was scrooling down to see any comments about this

@danieldzvonik9164

3 жыл бұрын

fr, like tf is that 😂

@jonathanargumedo7809

3 жыл бұрын

Dude I'm crying I swear!! I didn't even see it until i saw your comment. Has me gassed!

@palbo4

3 жыл бұрын

I really want all news outlets to start using that graphic hahaha

@goneoffmilk4703

3 жыл бұрын

the end of the video reminded me of that meme were it says: Docter: All dreams have meaning my dreams:

Confucius say: “always accept water when it is offered to you.”

The ending of the video got me.

Cops: “What do you want?” Captor: “I want a gun.” Cops: “OK. We’ll give you the ammo first.” Captor: “OK...wait, what?”

@johnfox1991

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@randomeggthatworksforthefb7172

3 жыл бұрын

The poor girl must've been so scared :(

@karanmahajan1329

3 жыл бұрын

nani?

@YourLocalFash

3 жыл бұрын

@@randomeggthatworksforthefb7172 Rather to be scared, than to be killed

@helbramsgibbs3280

3 жыл бұрын

More like fresh-worn ammo in the flesh, it's called express delivery...

Imagine taking someone hostage just to get trickshotted

@nicolaschretiennot7985

3 жыл бұрын

worth it

@user-uv6wu1qd6y

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicolaschretiennot7985 100%

@faithyszn8815

3 жыл бұрын

Bro this comment is gold 🤣🤣🤣

@blicce9597

3 жыл бұрын

Lol he was hard scoping what do you mean ?!

@gianlucacatanzaro2583

3 жыл бұрын

He is setting up, with second Xbox just for the bill

Those shorts and crocs give "urban camouflage" a whole new meaning.

People are in their best form when you're wearing what's comfortable for you.

*guy just chilling with his daughter and her friends on a picnic *gets phone call Him: where?

@theminuteman7611

3 жыл бұрын

But in Chinese so 在哪裡？

@KayvonGz

3 жыл бұрын

Pink Yogurt nah more like, xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao

@Shawzzam27

3 жыл бұрын

Why is the father hanging out with his daughter's friends😬

@outdoorsfishingdream

3 жыл бұрын

The Minuteman time is on the essence, i think the quick reply would be “哪？”

@diothesquealer6173

3 жыл бұрын

Lofi I would

Dude got called on his day off...he was probably in the middle of barbecuing lol

@Stachowski01

4 жыл бұрын

Or he was dressed to look like a normal person to trick the bad guy. Looks how he carries the gun and his friend is giving him sight protection. If the bad guy saw a swat dude run across, he would think something is gonna happen after talks fell through.

@bobbyagbanlog4771

4 жыл бұрын

or.... maybe he was in the middle of getting an "Asian Sensual Massage" I hear its really outstanding in China... HJ anyone? 😂😂😂

@junkysnack486

4 жыл бұрын

“Hang on someone needs to tend to these ribs, I have to go to a mall and snipe a teenager in the face”

@NijayScott

4 жыл бұрын

Omni Present i swear that’s the truth

@tmoney7152

4 жыл бұрын

He was probably barbecuing a dog and didn't even get to eat it.

That group of cops clapping looked more terrified than the ones at the scene.

"This is going to be a very stealth mission , be prepared!!" Comes in blue shirt , shorts and crocs 😅

Must of been his off day and got called in to get a head shot real quick

@TurboTrackss

4 жыл бұрын

Gelo Counts 😂

@sophiefullalove4984

4 жыл бұрын

Its his camouflage.. domt wanna get spotted so go fpr the obvious.. bright blue top

@razatiger22

4 жыл бұрын

If it was a headshot, the dudes brains would have been all over the wall.

@RUPEEEEEEEEE

4 жыл бұрын

Lucky dude, to have such a amazing job

@KelaniDuvero

4 жыл бұрын

@@razatiger22 depending on the bullet. but also he shot him in the leg as far as i know.

This what happens when you try to 1v1 a gamer with the name: “阿德里安”

@1lilscat

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂this comment should be funnier than it’s portrayed

@stephanhugo4185

3 жыл бұрын

This is the truth 😂😂😂

@jstrndm945

3 жыл бұрын

Soooo truueeee😂

@jasonchiu272

3 жыл бұрын

@@Multiuu He is not cheating he is just so good he is manipulating the game's physics.

@aznmarty256

3 жыл бұрын

Adrian?

This dude finished up a starcraft match and headed down to clock in for work.

Movie: we will give you what you want Real life:water?

Casually blows a guys head off then gets back to his BBQ..

@senseikari

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Mr.Studer

4 жыл бұрын

🤣😂

@icyv6018

4 жыл бұрын

How about a more original comment?

@jq7183

4 жыл бұрын

Ice Age Baby This is KZread no one cares

@ArtemisTGM

4 жыл бұрын

@@jq7183 I think ice age baby was being sarcastic and merely commenting on how irginal the actual comment is ;)

Captor: "give me a gun!" Police: "Best we can do is Water.."

@highc9977

3 жыл бұрын

It’s hard times, police budget low this year. Dasani or Fiji?

@otiswilson2696

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is everything!!!😂😂😂😂

@brandonc7137

3 жыл бұрын

I do you one better. How bout a water gun?

@loyala.9322

3 жыл бұрын

@@brandonc7137 No let double the offer and give him a nerf gun

@sir3276

3 жыл бұрын

chinese negotiations are brutal

A well trained soldier 👏

Negotiator: “You want water?” Criminal: “No.” Negotiator: “Take the shot negotiations have failed.”

i could imagine this chad had left his daughter's elementary school performance to do this, and then quickly running back in time for his daughter's part.

@qwertyuiop-tn8qn

4 жыл бұрын

Published ultimate chad

@FUNNYMANERICWHITE

4 жыл бұрын

😆

@avocado9924

4 жыл бұрын

I can imagine

@maeking5268

4 жыл бұрын

God bless him

@redacted8872

4 жыл бұрын

Big pp energy

We will meet again when this gets recommended after 5 years.

@warlockthankless5323

3 жыл бұрын

7 years for me friend. I will miss you until then.

@aty4282

3 жыл бұрын

Or even 10.. farewell friends

@trustnt1337

3 жыл бұрын

See you soon peoples

@bruceaskew2107

3 жыл бұрын

See yall then bro's

@LittleWhole

3 жыл бұрын

See you soon!

He's dressed up like he just woke up and went to do some "side-quest" before returning home.

You know it's Asia when you do your best at job and save a hostage and get a second class medal 😂😂😂😂

@sealteambobo

11 ай бұрын

In China, in most circumstances the first class medal are given to KIA police officers/military personnel. But I got your Asian joke.

Lesson: When a police in China offers you water, you should accept it.

@kreempa.i.8349

3 жыл бұрын

Would like but 69

@NOXRYAN2

3 жыл бұрын

Well put Renzo.

@AssNuggett

3 жыл бұрын

If the water is from China it’s probably toxic so you’ll die either way

@FreedomMatters8964

3 жыл бұрын

roccoisawesome Seriously???I’m in China but I’m not dying. One thing you should know is that cooperating with police makes better results.

@Madrigos

3 жыл бұрын

Fool Bridge Rectifier Such as for your potential disappearance. 😂😂😂

"Do you accept payment in water?" "No" *"It is treason then."*

@MegaLol2xd

2 жыл бұрын

he got payment in lead to the face.

@ok-jl3ll

2 жыл бұрын

ok

@springsnapped5435

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed it is

@lainenjoyer6102

2 жыл бұрын

@@ok-jl3ll ok

Imagine not only getting sniped but getting sniped by a guy in shorts

chief negotiator is the real MVP here haha

Video: is about a serious case of woman being held hostage Outro: *T R U M P F I D G E T S P I N N E R*

@blossomdreamss

3 жыл бұрын

LOLL

@samtampos528

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha lol hahahaha #BTSBAYOT

@chrisvillanueva9315

2 жыл бұрын

@@samtampos528 HAHAHAHHA pati ba naman dto

@roger_001

2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHA

@ricecakemadness7578

2 жыл бұрын

@@samtampos528 hahahaha yawa

His urban camoflage is on a different level

@RipRLeeErmey

4 жыл бұрын

When they told him that urban camouflage is "supposed to blend in with an urban environment", this is not what they meant.

@Huggi123

4 жыл бұрын

He a little confused, but he got the spirit

@lekalaxz-a-million4548

4 жыл бұрын

Thats a new skin for C.O.D Mobile! Lol

Women: "All men want is to shoot between our legs!" Men: "Well yes but not exactly..."

Bro’s social credit score dropped too much.

"Honey they need me at work real quick, i'll be back in half an hour"

@manpollobeatsug

3 жыл бұрын

Hey please also subscribe to my channel gat some fun there too kzread.info/dash/bejne/k5yWk62BlbGshJs.html

@DejaVuEXP

3 жыл бұрын

“Oh it’s nothing, just some kid needs to be taken out.”

@Haydawg111

3 жыл бұрын

Man Pollo beats shut up

@carbievelez8352

3 жыл бұрын

Runs back home like- is it my turn yet to spin?

@baconbeatles2790

3 жыл бұрын

Nutmeg! Achievement Unlocked

He looks like he came straight from family grocery shopping, told his wife he got a work call, to snipe some dweeb

@ken_D-db8dq

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@TheKb117

3 жыл бұрын

actually, I think those are uniforms during physical exercises. He could have been called to duty during one of these exercises.

@legoyodaiam2756

3 жыл бұрын

He probably just didn’t want to get the attention of the suspect

@CaliRATZ

3 жыл бұрын

nice one hahahah

@lyhthegreat

3 жыл бұрын

@@legoyodaiam2756 exactly...man people are dumb

I grew up in China, police, doctor, all seems very calm down and cool and get things done no matter what. I always trust them. Now I am an engineer and I have that kind of attitude too: calm down and get things done no matter what.

@gutenmorgana

11 ай бұрын

So You grew up under government pressure and inhuman condition as far as i can see

@ziningshao7509

11 ай бұрын

@@gutenmorgana i also grew up in China, and i didn't see the inhuman condition there. Where did you get your assumption that Chinese people all grew up in inhuman condition?

@hkl4dplayer

11 ай бұрын

@@gutenmorgana You're fine as long as you're not anti-government...But that's the case all around the world I suppose?

@bztube888

11 ай бұрын

@@hkl4dplayer No, all around the world you can oppose the government. It's the single most important thing of any democracy.

@Catrenza

7 ай бұрын

​@@gutenmorganawestern propaganda got to his head.

the outro is what really got me.

"Hau we need you down here!" "It's my day off and I'm with my family" "But Hau, he's already said no to water" "I'm on my way"

@Ricky-ni1eu

3 жыл бұрын

the hostage : why do i hear boss music, oh its from back

@chefnelsonsbbq

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ricky-ni1eu rathalos!!! Which MH do you play?

@CospersCatch

3 жыл бұрын

best comment ever hahaha

@Ricky-ni1eu

3 жыл бұрын

@@chefnelsonsbbq mh1, mh2dos series, mhfu, mhp3rd

@chefnelsonsbbq

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ricky-ni1eu nice! I started with the monster hunter freedoms on PSP and been following the games since then. Played freedom 1-2. Unite, then on the Wii(my least favorite ones). Then continued to 3ds, the switch and now just started world/Iceborne on PS4.

He's like that one guy who's really good at a game but always forgets his password.

@naimanura

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@imdelpy

3 жыл бұрын

Dude

@srisitpradidwach2136

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@junglusdinger6008

3 жыл бұрын

Smurfing

@ohhellnaham5445

3 жыл бұрын

@G V bruh the police! You ain't get the joke huh?

+50 Trickshot +100 Headshot +20 Teamwork +50 Hostage rescue

Well done Officer 🙏🙏🙏

When your level is maxed, you don't care about wearing armors

@werid_kid2967

3 жыл бұрын

lol, when u r on a smurf account

@doges_6864

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@raydog0483

3 жыл бұрын

Dodge Build

@danielsouders5553

3 жыл бұрын

When you're in communist China, you don't need armor because nobody has guns.

@morceen

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielsouders5553 one point for China.

“Do you want water?” “No I’m not thirsty” Negotiations have broken down, you are weapons free.

@lebanonjames3165

3 жыл бұрын

Like what Bruce Lee said : “WATERRRRRRRRR”

@zilchbupkis3109

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@LuisPerez-pe4mi

3 жыл бұрын

@@zilchbupkis3109 he said be like water no died for it 😂😂😂

@zorigtbaatar3442

3 жыл бұрын

Haha

@shaynewilliams4482

3 жыл бұрын

I'm glad we're all on the same page LOL

Negotiator:"Do you want water?" *Water excessively sweating*

Gotta be at least soda and burger. Dood ain't risking his dear life for water. And while you're at it, add some fries.

Imagine how much pressure it is trying not to shoot the hostage

@itsjumpz7738

4 жыл бұрын

@Jalinco TV so u think he was completely calm and not stressed at all

@Neyobe

4 жыл бұрын

Its Jumpz I agreeee

@weedworm44

3 жыл бұрын

The whole point in training. You do scenario after scenario. Drill after drill to learn to deal with the pressure. It's not like you walk in off the street an become a swat captain the same day. He was 100% calm and not phased at all. All cops should get the kind of training swat teams get.

@chroma9848

3 жыл бұрын

@Jalinco TV Yeah and you're poorly trained at talking to people with respect.

@s1mpleniko488

3 жыл бұрын

I know high trained swat dont feel pressure. That distance was like a funtime for him since they snipe far distances with wind

imagine getting sniped by a guy in those shorts and t-shirt LOL

@nobilitas16

4 жыл бұрын

New Meta skin

@LeseAlafaio92

4 жыл бұрын

No time to imagine. Youd be Schnooooiiiiiiipped

@snaplemaple5287

4 жыл бұрын

He looked like they called him into work on his off day, probably was having a family picnic

@ALECCHINJOEYI

4 жыл бұрын

Crocs too

@pizzaonabudget7497

4 жыл бұрын

you forgot the crocs

the outro 💀💀

ah yes, the negotiator

"Want some water my man?" "No..." And I took that personally...

@SleepingSoldier

3 жыл бұрын

Epic

@kwbalance108

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@Sumkyvblogs

3 жыл бұрын

The kidnaper have felt the power of comunism when he rejected the water

@desellis8117

3 жыл бұрын

HE REJECTED THE HIGHEST QUALITY OF MYTHICAL MAGICAL HIMALAYAN MINERAL-MINED WATER! SUCH DISRESPECT GETS YOU CLAPPED/BODIED. ;D

@gussi123

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Negotiator: Water? Kidnapper: No. Negotiator: Shame.

@ok-jl3ll

2 жыл бұрын

ok

@vexredvader1462

2 жыл бұрын

Negotiator: You must now pay with your blood.

@eminemslim5843

2 жыл бұрын

So you have chosen death

@orewadumamey1083

2 жыл бұрын

@@eminemslim5843 literally

@ninjireal

Жыл бұрын

@@ok-jl3ll thanks, ok! Very cool.

Dude that risked his legs should got medal

All those cops swarmed just for 1 guy, imagine they all tripped up on each other😂

Criminal: "I want a Gun" Cop: "We don't have it now, how about a bullet? " Criminal: "What?" Cop: "What?"

@megaraph5551

3 жыл бұрын

What?

@olivetree300

3 жыл бұрын

What?

@zilchbupkis3109

3 жыл бұрын

What?

@Hector-qt5rn

3 жыл бұрын

Why is gamora??

@TECHnoman753

3 жыл бұрын

Ah so you are getting closer to me...

Be just a minute. Gotta grab my rifle and my lucky t-shirt.

@frukwon420

4 жыл бұрын

hopebear06 the little run he did

@AtlasReburdened

4 жыл бұрын

@@frukwon420 lol, Ikr. How bout those fitness standards?

@lolololololol5382

4 жыл бұрын

Sucks I couldn’t see him get shot. Wack channel.

@TheWetNomadXD

4 жыл бұрын

Lololol Ololol On some rs

@yun514

4 жыл бұрын

His Lucky shorts just to have some air between his legs

Undeniable proof that hydration would keep you alive 😂

“Let her go and I will give you another cup off coffee😂”

U.S.A.: "We do not negotiate with terrorist." China: "Bag em' 'n Tag em'..."

@myveryfirstname

3 жыл бұрын

😄😄😆😅😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😄😃🔥🔥🔥

@marvinuhilarious

3 жыл бұрын

Tank em' and Redact 'em

@myveryfirstname

3 жыл бұрын

@@marvinuhilarious tienamen square

@dpiyelit9219

3 жыл бұрын

Siiiigh Love a side of humor comments after a good video

@tehClew

3 жыл бұрын

If this happened in America some idiots would be like “why didn’t you taze him in the foot”

Negotiator: Do you want water? Kidnapper: No. Negotiator: *SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH*

@JLCraig58

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@tangwu3924

3 жыл бұрын

he might hurt that poor girl.

@WeiFinder

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@Trouttaranaki

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣

@user-hl7wt5vb2p

3 жыл бұрын

Not that

Everyone: Talking about the negotiations. Me: WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT OUTRO!!!

My man left the kids in the pool and the ribs on grill just to go cook something else 🤣🤣

When your costum character is on the cutscenes

@GabJero

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha underrated comment

@kanfei940

4 жыл бұрын

r/boneappletea

@Plushymobile

4 жыл бұрын

Custom*

@kanfei940

4 жыл бұрын

@@CedarTallman ok and I don't remember asking

@IMugMuggers

4 жыл бұрын

laughed so hard I looked up at the ceiling

Y’all not talking about the outro

@timk.817

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, what the heck was going on there?

@juliagulia3617

3 жыл бұрын

Gold fidget spinners in a digital vortex with the occasional 3d model of trump sitting on a blade of the spinner. What an absolute clusterduck

@kathleenjordan1072

3 жыл бұрын

@@juliagulia3617 I thought you were going to mention the perfectly communist applause at the end where no one looked happy....

@aty4282

3 жыл бұрын

@@kathleenjordan1072 *perfectly communist applause* I like that.

@AethernaLuxen

3 жыл бұрын

It's tomonews I'm pretty sure KZread veterans recognized him already and didn't care

The ending was the best part lol

Good shot sir. Well done.

"Do you want water before you die?" "No..... Wait.. what???" "Okay. Bye"

@humptypoopty

3 жыл бұрын

stop copying other comments you absolute mong i think i have seen this comment like 6 times

@75biglew

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@Fred-zt5ky

3 жыл бұрын

max 107 You’re à sensitive little boy...

@humptypoopty

3 жыл бұрын

Fred well it’s a bit boring when every comment is the same?!

@kaygee3303

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂You actually put a unique twist to the joke and made it your own,,,#ignoreidiots

“I’ll be back before the oven finishes I promise” “Where you going?” “To...the mall.”

@dgs266

3 жыл бұрын

Rip house

@jonathanwood8847

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@kaygee3303

3 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@superperior

3 жыл бұрын

I read that in homer simpson voice for some reason ha

@lumos4768

3 жыл бұрын

Let's go to the mall, today.

The negotiator sure took it personally

Dude can still feel the shock wave between his legs.

My man didn't want any water. He preferred Chinese takeout instead.

@nwfranticanders362

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@jaikyeo8446

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha good one

@magnusprime3269

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@uktrailstrekker8851

3 жыл бұрын

Savage

@swave4061

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣😭😭😂

Through the legs is double xp right ?

@MayGamiing28

4 жыл бұрын

Right even if headshot you will get 3x critical xD

@leichterKampfer

4 жыл бұрын

Target Eliminated

@CalikushKilla

4 жыл бұрын

*BOOM HEADSHOT*

@MasterJ58

4 жыл бұрын

In Fortnite, yes Haha

@trevorsaunar3158

4 жыл бұрын

Nutmeg bullet

Best solo swat team ever He is so brave he even Is on duty without any Protection on💀👴🏿

@Necronlord2011

11 ай бұрын

yea because being in safe distance behind 50 armed cops in uniform is such a hard thing to do 😂protection for what, guy sat down with no gun like a hundred meters away from him, u expect him to throw the knife like he is John Wick? not trying to be rude here by the way, I just don't see the "bravery" in comparison to what heroic acts I have seen other cops do, this rather falls short, there was absolutely no danger for this cop at any point.

@bringbackdislikes3195

10 ай бұрын

What protection would he have needed?

“ Offered him water “ “ *he said no* “

@sau3221

4 жыл бұрын

What do you expected?

@eagle1107flyer

4 жыл бұрын

Proceed to offer him bullet.

@edsheeransdad9985

4 жыл бұрын

"So you've chosen... death"

@galil_6863

4 жыл бұрын

"Want some water?" "No" "SO YOU'VE CHOSEN DEATH"

@DMSportsWorld

4 жыл бұрын

this is just delay tactics to divert mind

Moral of the story: Don't turn down water offered by a cop.

@TheBiggreenpig

3 жыл бұрын

Well, it would have been drugged, so he had only a choice of the way of death.

@manpollobeatsug

3 жыл бұрын

Hey guys please also subscribe to my channel gat some fun there too kzread.info/dash/bejne/k5yWk62BlbGshJs.html

@seafoodkitchenjanaf4716

3 жыл бұрын

You get the water if you give up the hostage....he be thinking... I want Moe Dollaaa....

@notaprogrammer7970

3 жыл бұрын

Also don't travel to China if you are a muslim.

@TheMinecraftfreak668

3 жыл бұрын

"Don't drink the water, they put something in there to make you forget."

is nobody gonna talk about the outro of this video?

Give that negotiator an award too

Imagine how tilted the guy would be watching his Death Cam

@CRRNCRW

3 жыл бұрын

_Looks at killfeed_ “u couldn’t see me from there shitass turn off your aimbot fking wallhacks”

@sovereignboss1841

3 жыл бұрын

Then respawns and takes out the cop

@biggOTS

3 жыл бұрын

This comment sent me..

@windle2530

3 жыл бұрын

probably malding about how perfect hitbox are.

@julianandresuscachon7512

3 жыл бұрын

hahahaha