That rookie cop has been itching to use that screen door submarine line since his dad said it to him 20 odd years ago.. 💀

@user-ni9yx3tp3z

2 ай бұрын

💀💀💀

@Go4Gusto

2 ай бұрын

😭😭😭 facts. When he repeated it to the other officer im like bruh been waiting to use that one lol

@mdnews3963

2 ай бұрын

Facts 💯💯

@OG-BIG-SHEPHERD.

2 ай бұрын

Xtra stupid since he said his story is like that, it ain't holding any water. Huh? If a sub had a screen door, it would be full of water right?

@Xxaaaassyyyan

2 ай бұрын

😭😭

When a cop shows up in a cowboy hat, it's a wrap.

@kangarojack3814

2 ай бұрын

🤣 🧢

@workforit1008

2 ай бұрын

Ong u know damn well they been working as an officer for a fat minute and have Hella arrests to be wearing that shit

@erikaf561

2 ай бұрын

😂😂

@matdomm

2 ай бұрын

For real that negro was scrwed

@nick2fashionchronicles593

2 ай бұрын

Yeah and more likely in Texas its a State Trooper

I want to press charges on the cop for that submarine analogy

@michaelcambridge1542

2 ай бұрын

"It ain't holdin' no water." 🫨

@KrZuh8

Ай бұрын

you shouldn’t have to explain an analogy 😂😂

@dreadzjackson5349

Ай бұрын

😅😅😅😅

@Vaniteez

Ай бұрын

🤣🤣😂

@ChrisJWattsTV

Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Cop sounded so goofy with that submarine line… You can tell it sounded way better in his head

@michaelcambridge1542

2 ай бұрын

Hahahahahaha aight!!😂

@kabirdas2786

Ай бұрын

It actually made sense…. That you’re drowning and the screen door can’t hold the water back

@javiermonarrez

Ай бұрын

So you’re saying it didn’t hold any water?

@tianaturner8910

Ай бұрын

You can tell when a cop hasn’t been a cop for long

@redzoom7857

29 күн бұрын

Super goofy. Smh

He drives cars for the rental company but he doesn't have his driver's license on him 🤦 Makes perfect sense 😵

@anti-ethniccleansing465

2 ай бұрын

Utter geniuses - the lot of ‘em lol.

@MADmosche

2 ай бұрын

He only got the job 2 weeks ago in order to steal a car and then disappear.

@gene8675

2 ай бұрын

I'm more concerned that he talks like a 5 year old.

@bangbangninergang5644

2 ай бұрын

Not everyone carries their drivers license with them so shut that up

@viralexotics8031

2 ай бұрын

Here in dfw you can get a car with out a license

The real crime here is charging 60K for a Chrysler

@jeremygrbj4745

2 ай бұрын

LMAO

@johndell5088

2 ай бұрын

Fr i read this and thought a hellcat but a chrysler? They shoulda cuffed the lady

@TheHuskerGeno

2 ай бұрын

Well it is a Chrysler 300.

@laurencresap603

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@yarfrmdaa1323

2 ай бұрын

No cap lmao

Trying to steal a car from your employer? How dumb could you be?

@m.rivers9201

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, they probably wont even notice a $60,000 car missing.

@MoneyOverFame

2 ай бұрын

@@m.rivers9201 Oh, they noticed alright.

@user-mq2dv8oc1y

2 ай бұрын

Just look at him, that’ll tell you all you need to know

@MoneyOverFame

2 ай бұрын

@@user-mq2dv8oc1y true.

@Kallenator13

2 ай бұрын

@@user-mq2dv8oc1ywhy? Because of his hair style, clothing style, or color of skin? Just trying to know what you mean. I def agree with you though lol.

Well, They never hiring a black guy with dreads again 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

@user-bd9ec1bo4g

2 ай бұрын

That's good advice for ANY business.

@user-bd9ec1bo4g

2 ай бұрын

That's good advice for ANY business.

@michaelcambridge1542

2 ай бұрын

LOL!!

@postalcode63

2 ай бұрын

@@user-bd9ec1bo4g Negative birthrate, get that fixed.

@Amberkay862

2 ай бұрын

Oh they will.. it’s apart of it..the. Cops and rental company scheming..they just finding new ways to blk men behind bars and slap with charges..

I bet that's the only reason the dude applied for a job at a rental car company... to steal a car.

@robertk2007

2 ай бұрын

You don't need a job to steal a car

@ohfire2565

2 ай бұрын

Nah you're on to something lol

@volvo09

2 ай бұрын

Yep, probably thought he could be slick and get away with them "losing" a car.

@explorenaked

2 ай бұрын

Is anyone shocked that his car of choice was the Black-on-Black Chrysler 300?

@dystopian..

2 ай бұрын

@@robertk2007no but a job at a rental car company is a plus

Bro blew it. He actually had an honest job. 🤦🏾‍♂️

@NaeNae1996_

2 ай бұрын

I said the same thing.

@maryjaneblues7712

2 ай бұрын

Rather do 8 than work 8 🤷🏾 u cant make this stuff up😂

@michaelcambridge1542

2 ай бұрын

He's not very "honest" though. Unfortunately.

@mattkurek9259

2 ай бұрын

Tbf working as a dealership lot attendant isn’t exactly the highest paying job, like $16 an hour or so is the average I just looked up. A $60,000 car is like working 3500 hours

@4exgold

2 ай бұрын

@@mattkurek9259 he probably still lives with his parents so most of the money he makes would be pure profit. Even if he lived in shared accommodation he'd make enough to cover bills ,etc. The idiot chose the "easy" option to riches but of course he fked up like all criminal morons eventually do.

That analogy is like a screen door on a submarine.

@michaelcambridge1542

2 ай бұрын

Haahahahahahaha😂😂

@jumpshotjoe90

2 ай бұрын

Lmao 🤣

@Vaniteez

Ай бұрын

Brilliant 🤣

@Baccend.___

Ай бұрын

It don’t make a bit of sense and it don’t hold no water😂😂

@ac-888

Ай бұрын

Your comment is like a screen door on a submarine

No license, no id, cant speak a complete sentence. What exactly do you need to get a job as a car attendant?

@giantpune

2 ай бұрын

Most important thing is dont be a car thief.

@misseselise3864

2 ай бұрын

they literally pull his drivers license out of his wallet at 11:29 then ask him a question about a license he gave them

@IrishEyes1024

2 ай бұрын

You forgot what he DID HAVE.... A WARRANT! A background check saves you from so much drama.

@michaelcambridge1542

2 ай бұрын

It's proper to say can't form a complete sentence.

@lamasterbatonlll1383

2 ай бұрын

​@@ozer9529this shit is true asl😂😂😂

Cop couldn’t wait to use the “ screen door on a submarine” analogy at work 😂

@bangbangninergang5644

2 ай бұрын

It don’t make sense

@tomr3422

2 ай бұрын

he was struggling to squeaze it in.

@daddyrabbit835

2 ай бұрын

​@@bangbangninergang5644 it makes perfect sense, dummy.

@tomr3422

2 ай бұрын

@@bangbangninergang5644 Its suppose to be something like " your story is like a screen door on a submarine, it doesnt hold water" (make sense) he was striggling to try and use it.

@bangbangninergang5644

2 ай бұрын

@@tomr3422 still lame

When a person is stupid, they think everybody else is stupid, too, just like they are.

@africanfartingfrog

2 ай бұрын

It's a known phenomenon...stupid people are too stupid to know they're stupid, crazy people are too crazy to know they're crazy, etc

@benjohnson2205

2 ай бұрын

The way you put sentences together I fully agree with you!

@Ontiming2023

2 ай бұрын

@@benjohnson2205😂

@scarecrow559fresno

2 ай бұрын

the cop or the crook?

@Pba4879

2 ай бұрын

You dumb too

Cop thought he was cooking with that submarine comment 😂

@dreadzjackson5349

Ай бұрын

😅😅😅

@jamarroe2020

Ай бұрын

He even doubled down on it lol

That submarine analogy sucked lmao

@_truthBtold

2 ай бұрын

Even tried to use it twice lmao

@maht0x

2 ай бұрын

Imagine trying it on a dumb mf like this

@michaelcambridge1542

2 ай бұрын

Hahahahahahaj facts

@handheldnintendofan

2 ай бұрын

Yeah it was dumb and really lame

@eduagonzalez

2 ай бұрын

Lmaoooo leave him alone, he was proud of that joke 😂😂😂

A "mishappen with the car"??😅😅

@ORIGINALTHUNDERDUDE

2 ай бұрын

best comment of the section! LOL!

@hiya2112

2 ай бұрын

5:39 this response also highlights his genius.

@Pigsawjanet

2 ай бұрын

Damn mishappens happen, man.

@scottmichaels6854

2 ай бұрын

When you don't know if mishap or mistake is the proper word to use😂. Amazing how people are given a free education in this country for 13 years and they still struggle to speak basic English.

@bangbangninergang5644

2 ай бұрын

He was in a uncomfortable situation and scrambled words together, stop acting like it never happened to you before

To be a good criminal, you need to be a good liar. This guy is neither.

@shoppingwithashley757

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@arizonatea3734

2 ай бұрын

He's a complete idiot. He can barely make a complete sentence.

@alberttorres1207

2 ай бұрын

That is a great comment, 😅

@Hereford1642

2 ай бұрын

But at least he is a peaceful criminal. So that's nice I think. Quite polite, no fuss. Tried and failed.

@Hppyhppy2

2 ай бұрын

When you tell some stupid Karen that you're a Trump supporter so she lies about you stealing cars even though she told you when you were hired one of the perks of the job is being allowed to drive cars to and from home and work. Then you gotta lie bc u know she set you up and you know the cops won't believe you if you say you're allowed to take the cars home. This is one of the rare times I believe him when he said he didn't do nothing. That it's a mishap.The way the Karen pointed him out as if she wasn't afraid. A real Karen who thought he was stealing the car would also assume he's armed and dangerous and would call the police from inside her safe office. She seemed happy to come outside, and confront him smiling about it pointing her finger at him. As if she's the big bad wolf. She wouldn't have the balls to directly confront him as he's stealing it if he was stealing it. Karens aren't hero's. Karens have two modes. Cry Bully and cower. And they only activate Cry bully when you've upset them usually by saying something like Trump is the best President, or Covid wasn't real. Or that Jimmy Kimmel isn't funny. And they only use cower mode when they think the other person is crazy and doesn't give a fuck. Dude is innocent dumb as rocks, but innocent. A real thug who steals cars would have whipped that shit out of the parking lot while wearing a mask after hours. Only thing that dude has ever stolen was a Pen. I believe him, not her. Read the body language and ask yourself if any of it makes sense. I had a grocery store I worked at accuse me of stealing from the register because I quit, they tried to set me up. I don't believe the crooked companies. Besides the guy didn't even get out of the parking lot. In order for it to be theft he would have had to leave the premises for a prolonged period of time with no clear intention of returning. How the fuck is he not planning on returning if he works there? How would he have titled it if he was too dumb to title it? He's not a master criminal and most people wouldn't figure out how to do any of that shit even if they're smart. There's a bout 100 reasons why he's inoccent and the Karen set him up. Think for yourself people. Wake up and smell the corporate b.s.

My man did not just use that screen door line twice 😂

@abundantmason5818

2 ай бұрын

Mann😂😂😭😭😭😭

@xCien93

Ай бұрын

That’s the worst part about it 😂😂

the cop needs to be charged with a crime for that submarine analogy

@TheShowOff2I

2 күн бұрын

Chrysler needs to be charged for charging $60,000 for that car lol

"How long ya been doing this?" "You mean this job?" Lmao!

@volvo09

2 ай бұрын

He let it slip! Dude probably knows a friend that deals with stolen cars. Of course he was going for a Chrysler 300, a hot car in da hood.

@serchizm

2 ай бұрын

It’s hilarious not only because it’s a Freudian slip, but it shows he’s that stupid.

@kskeel1124

2 ай бұрын

​@@volvo09very gangster...

@RETIREDAMATUER

2 ай бұрын

@@volvo09I can tell you white just the way you worded that

@volvo09

2 ай бұрын

@@RETIREDAMATUER it's a joke, stereotypes don't write themselves... Nor do they apply to everyone. If I see a big diesel truck fly by me rolling coal I would bet my money that it's a white dude, (especially a young white dude, or mid aged showoff white dude). I'm from up north, so southern stuff sticks out to me when a vehicle becomes an identifying thing. Not many white guys do the lowrider thing (even though I do those cars) and not many white guys go after or modify Chrysler 300's.

Cop was really tryna get that submarine analogy off 😭🤦‍♂️

@johngarrett5189

2 ай бұрын

And failed miserably

@JamesBurchette

2 ай бұрын

@@johngarrett5189 right, “it aint holdin no water” it’s a submarine u don’t want it to hold water

@RiggyRonnie

2 ай бұрын

He mentioned it like 3 times 😂

@Adonai.G

2 ай бұрын

​@@JamesBurchettewhere was he trying to go with that ? 😂😂

@michaelcambridge1542

2 ай бұрын

LOL!!! Yeah it makes him feel like a kid again😂😂

I like that the company office workers investigated the car and waited to see what he did once off the clock.

@shawttynamedAMANI

2 ай бұрын

If he was smart he would’ve waited

@MA-mh1vs

2 ай бұрын

@@shawttynamedAMANI Yeah it was pretty stupid to go straight out to it. They probably would have moved it back on the other side of the fence before everyone left for the day and then fired him the next day for it but he wouldn't have been arrested.

How does he work at a car place with no license?🤔

@brittanymonroe6569

Ай бұрын

You’d be surprised!!!!

@GS-gj7gn

Ай бұрын

He has a license . He was just clearly lying. I work for Enterprise and our license number gets ran once a year. They look to see if we picked up any traffic violations without notifying them. He only worked for this company for two weeks.. I’m more surprised he passed the background check with an active warrant.

@pennypay1

16 күн бұрын

I'm equally surprised about him passing the background check with a warrant, unless the judge issued it within the two weeks after the guy was hired. Who knows; this guy seemed to keep his eyes open for any opportunities to steal or defraud.

To this day dude is trying to comprehend submarine

@seagullpoet

2 ай бұрын

It’s a sandwich bro !

@key2timez953

2 ай бұрын

@@seagullpoet😂😂

@charlesc.parker1164

2 ай бұрын

He's moving on up.

@bangbangninergang5644

2 ай бұрын

Because it don’t make sense obviously

@scottdiamond74

2 ай бұрын

Cop could have used the Teats On A Bull analogy. 😂

He just ruined it for the next young black man that applies for a job with Avis

@adrianneporter9986

2 ай бұрын

I said the same thing when that lady was telling the story 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣she had a smirk and everything like she knew eventually she was going to catch him🤣she said "I been watching him🤦🏽‍♀️🤣😩.

@blackamericanlesbianprofes4357

2 ай бұрын

No. Stop generalizing from this ONE individual in this video. If you're going to generalize my Black American culture then generalize other cultures who do the same thing in other criminal videos shared (fraud, violent, etc). I watched plenty of these videos and you see various individuals of different cultures, skin color, and backgrounds. 27may24

@mr2x137

2 ай бұрын

@@adrianneporter9986 she was singing like a bird

@eyedea00dea61

2 ай бұрын

So now all black men applying for Avis will be attempting to steal their cars?

@pops3870

2 ай бұрын

@@mr2x137like a damn canary 😂😂😂

How did he think the rental company wasn't going to miss a $60K (or any price) vehicle? How did he think they weren't going to report it missing, with the tag number? How did he think they didn't know he was the last one that drove it? And you find 5 different people's ID and credit cards in a car you're not supposed to be cleaning, and they end up in your wallet, instead of inside the office? The actual saying isn't 'it holds water like a screen door in a submarine', the actual saying is 'that makes about as much sense as putting a screen door on a submarine."

Getting Arrested At Work After Completing Your Shift Is Crazy

Imagine crashing out over a V6 Chrysler 🤦🏽‍♂️😮‍💨.

@trailermashproductions3437

2 ай бұрын

Yeah people crash out over everything nowadays

@juststocky250

2 ай бұрын

You do know they make 5.7 Chryslers in the same exact model too right??

@Nft300yearsago

2 ай бұрын

@@juststocky250 imagine crashing out over a 5.7 🤦🏽‍♂️😮‍💨.

@michaelcambridge1542

2 ай бұрын

Yeah he's ballin in a rental. LOL!!

@nalmsitraz1399

2 ай бұрын

I don't think it's worth 60k. 😂

When the first thing they say " honestly sir" you know they are lying

@ericzeigler8669

2 ай бұрын

Could have been worse. He could have told the cop he wasn't driving, he was traveling.

@andrewkeibs5958

2 ай бұрын

Strong point

@HawaiiDave

2 ай бұрын

You are 100% correct. Don't forget, the first words out of his mouth were, "a mishappen with the car." Not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Someone has to fire that cop for that shitty submarine joke 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You know what a submarine is? You know, the US Navy has them… goes under the water … torpedoes and all … Red October, you ever watched that movie or read the book? Well, your story is like a screen door on the Red October, and I’m Jack Ryan.

@allthecolors6900

Ай бұрын

Pew Pew

Dudes been working there for only 2 weeks and already trying to steal a car and in possession of someones credit card. Just another waste of life

@kipsmithers8816

2 ай бұрын

Def a DEI hire because this worthless turd couldn’t have possibly graduated middle school let alone high school

@Ricky_Spanishh

2 ай бұрын

What do you expect. Poor judgment on the person who saw this guy and was like yeah I'll hire him.

@firstlookpro7282

2 ай бұрын

Shiiiiid, c’mon Tyrone!!!!

@Kededian

2 ай бұрын

@@Ricky_Spanishh DEI i gues.

@stevedi

2 ай бұрын

if hed have gotten away with it tho, better believe hed be rapping about it, until he realizes they have hia name and address

This is who Avis hires - dude has NO drivers license AND a warrant, and they hire him anyway.

@Angela-oo5uu

2 ай бұрын

Must be real disparate for employees! Damn!

@j.a.3138

2 ай бұрын

DEI hire

@Larry-rz4ed

2 ай бұрын

It's an affirmative action thing.

@AlexH-yd4vj

2 ай бұрын

You get what you pay for

@dar7230

2 ай бұрын

​@@j.a.3138good one😂

"Your story is like a screen door on a submarine. It makes no sense and can't hold no water" is the most convoluded way of saying someone is lying I have ever heard 💀🤣

@Dr.Fiddlesticks

Ай бұрын

lol. How he starts by asking if he knows what a submarine is, how they go under water, etc. He does this long setup like the payoff is going to blow everyone's nips off.

@AlanSaysSht

Ай бұрын

if a submarine had a screen door it would hold water. it would literally be filled with water. like a glass of water. you pour water in the cup, the cup holds water.

@savage9436

Ай бұрын

@@Dr.Fiddlesticks😂😂😂

I think his intentions were not to steal but borrow the car because he wanted to impress his girl and would have returned the car later. Doesn’t change the fact that he should face the consequences though.

@SheenaRea

2 ай бұрын

You're probably right.

@Mystic_Mary

2 ай бұрын

😂my brother did the same thing in new Iberia , Louisiana in1996. All to impress a girl! 😭. He washed cars at a dealership and could move the cars in the lot. 😭of course he got arrested

@N3wbMa5t3r

2 ай бұрын

He still stole the car, even if he was going to return it.

@janwieck400

2 ай бұрын

Possibly, but then he also has a detachable penis and can't remember where he put it that night when that girl is asking for child support.

@rosemarysior3765

2 ай бұрын

Totally agree 💯

He was lying his ass off 😅😂

@seagullpoet

2 ай бұрын

What else they do ?

@charlesc.parker1164

2 ай бұрын

Another immature thug who's moving on up.

@bangbangninergang5644

2 ай бұрын

@@seagullpoetwho is THEY 🤨

@hackedbyBLAGH

2 ай бұрын

​@@bangbangninergang5644 the racists come to these channels to blow dog whistles

@faugrad

2 ай бұрын

@@bangbangninergang5644 They/them

See if dude was a smart criminal he would’ve had one of the homies carjack him while he was transferring the Chrysler.

@Poooeoee

2 ай бұрын

You are probably one of his friends loser.

@Juanrodriguez-jg5oe

2 ай бұрын

He’s right. 🤷🏻‍♂️

@jll9697

2 ай бұрын

The smarter thing would be to not be a thief.

@TreyshonEdwards

2 ай бұрын

​@@jll9697BULLSHIT THIEF IS LIFE🙏💯

@puddincup9879

2 ай бұрын

Right!

that sub analogy didnt hold no water

Guy really Likes the “screen door” analogy

Not everyone is qualified to be a career criminal.

@johndavis8669

2 ай бұрын

I know a career criminal. I don't talk to them

@alphaomega1351

2 ай бұрын

Exactly! They need to go to Criminal University. 😳

@phk6902

2 ай бұрын

😂😅 not this dope...

@RandomNoob1124

2 ай бұрын

@@alphaomega1351😂😂😂😂😂

@Chunographx

2 ай бұрын

Facts

someone interviewed this fella and thought, "man, i want him working for me."''''''

@richy4480

2 ай бұрын

Those are the type of people with good hearts that are willing to give anybody a chance but at the end they get screwed up for having a heart 😞😞

@Moleinhole

2 ай бұрын

Exactly! No driver’s license! No ID and he has warrant! Bet no background check!🤔🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@sunrise7236

2 ай бұрын

😂😂 that is fighting your own instinct and give him a change ... this is how he does it so far

@crazyralph6386

2 ай бұрын

They were likely forced to hire him over diversity quotas

@DrummerJacob

2 ай бұрын

I bet it was more like - were a woke company so of course we'll hire this black applicant. It will allow us to virtue signal and show how progressive we are despite his resume being non-existent and having a felony warrant which should be on record.

I swear some people do the dumbest shit 🤦🏾‍♂️

@benx6549

2 ай бұрын

13% of people have poor impulse control

@loveusyendi.7621

Ай бұрын

​@@benx6549and bad upbringings

He look like Charlemagne da God with dreads 😂

This the type of mf who would get fired on his day off, for stealing boxes to build a clubhouse. .

@somewhere-n-Texas

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Remorsefullyhumble

2 ай бұрын

I use to joy ride m3’s etc on the weekends when I worked at the dealership 😂 glad I never went got caught

@tbull7879

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@theethee777

2 ай бұрын

😆 🤣 😂

@FordFitness334

2 ай бұрын

Hell nah They ain’t got me on TAPE, but she said they did and fired me on the spot 😂

So he had a warrant elsewhere and they hired him to shuffle rental cars? And...he "just so happened" to forget he has someone else's wallet in his pants?

@Gruntsworth

2 ай бұрын

Those totally weren't his pants.

@jumpinjojo

2 ай бұрын

DEI hire.

@colleenpeck6347

2 ай бұрын

"I was moving so much I just so happened to forget to turn in the wallet." All those workers and HE finds a wallet with credit cards & a new 300 with the keys in it! He's an unemployable thief for the rest of his life after prison. 😤

@HarringJess

2 ай бұрын

Yea, that baffled me. Great job on background check unless he got the warrant after he was hired

@independenceboyd2042

2 ай бұрын

@@colleenpeck6347it’s possible, y’all just don’t give black people the benifit of the doubt

That one cop thinks he’s a regular comedian lol

The cop needs to go back and watch Back to the Future with the screen door on a submarine 😂

That dude is the absolute worst criminal ever

@Blaisefiyah

2 ай бұрын

The worst criminal? Worse than a rapist, murderer? I think not bruh

@fouadalkayfee1145

2 ай бұрын

@@Blaisefiyahyou know what he meant 😂

@hhealy7199

2 ай бұрын

I don't think so.

@WickidHolly

2 ай бұрын

@@BlaisefiyahI think he meant he’s bad at being a criminal 😂

@cttea_

2 ай бұрын

@@WickidHollyright people like having problems lol

That cop been waiting for that day to use that submarine line 😂

@UnCannyValley67

2 ай бұрын

Almost like he knew one day he’d be on youtube

@jorgemoya2956

2 ай бұрын

Lmao Fr it was lame asf

@CastroJordan

2 ай бұрын

Doubt it, he probably uses it everyday

@ibxmushu

2 ай бұрын

That was so cornyyyy😭💀

@TAPATIOPLEASE

2 ай бұрын

Nah he's probably used it a bunch of times where it don't apply, that still didn't even fit this situation.

If he would’ve just demanded a lawyer, he would’ve beat this 100%

I love the submarine screen door thing dude that was a great analogy

A "misshappen" this is what happens when your 2 brain cells start fighting for 3rd place! 🤣😂

@bernielomax4702

2 ай бұрын

Gers don’t know how to speak English.

@simbom8765

2 ай бұрын

😅😂😅😂

@lovenature2251

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@somewhere-n-Texas

2 ай бұрын

😩😂💯

@sweetpeas8206

2 ай бұрын

Thank you for the belly laugh! 🤣👏❤️

Is he really that stupid to think no one was going to notice that a car was missing?

@topazure74

2 ай бұрын

Yes he is that stupid

@irritatingtruth9121

2 ай бұрын

………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..Yes.

@bingmarshall6937

2 ай бұрын

It's/ the low IQ that many of em possess

@kobewankenobi248

2 ай бұрын

Yes, he was that stupid

@sherylbutler9999

2 ай бұрын

Yes.

Bro was smiling hella hard after that submarine joke. You could hear it in his voice

I loved the submarine analogy . Boy got quieter then a skeeter pissin on a cottonball!

@Daffy_C

2 күн бұрын

Another lame country red neck joke🤦🏿‍♂️

Even WITH a job, dude is still stealing crap that doesn't belong to him. A car AND a wallet. Absolutely hopeless.

@lopezbiglos

2 ай бұрын

Yep, typical sheriff work 😂

@independenceboyd2042

2 ай бұрын

@@ugaaisAmerican culture is stealing and taking

@nelsonluke6007

2 ай бұрын

He didn't steal that wallet..that wallet was left. Then he took it after it was left. That's not stealing..that just bad morals for not turning it in. People find stuff all the time and don't turn it in. It's a moral decision to turn it in..and he didn't.

@The..Dark..Knight

2 ай бұрын

@nelsonluke6007 Here's the definition. You're playing semantics. Steal- take (another person's property) without permission or legal right and without intending to return it. "thieves stole her bicycle" No matter where he found it, whether it was dropped or left or not, the moment he decided that something that doesn't belong to him was never going back to the owner, he stole. Lots of people cars are "left" in a parking spot. Driving off in it is still theft. Whatever helps you sleep better at night I guess.

@ludovicleprinceroyal8721

2 ай бұрын

@@nelsonluke6007 This says a lot about you, and it's not good.

You know, other people's wallets just jump into my pockets all the time.

@j.lingle4713

2 ай бұрын

It “just so happens that [he] hadn’t turned it in.” 😂

@tonyfair487

2 ай бұрын

Maybe they aren't his pants. Ever think of that?

@richardmorris7063

2 ай бұрын

Lmao, I've heard it used plenty!

@Ramblingpete

2 ай бұрын

Same with me and I just can’t find who owns them lol 👻

@irritatingtruth9121

2 ай бұрын

No joke! I watched a video about a bank fraud yesterday. B woman stated she gave “some dude” 5k, and he gave her 10k. Cops asks, “You think that’s normal?”, her? “This is one of those times”. So I have now seen someone hack a bank account to ADD money and CC apparently jump into ppl wallets. Man, what a world we live in.

That's just one diversity hire. Imagine the collective damage, chaos & misery they cause when hired by the thousands.

Bruh buddy thought he was bouta do a hellcat/scat swap on the 300 😂😂😂

@zuessful

2 ай бұрын

😃😄😭exactly🤦🏽‍♂️

@asagray5931

2 ай бұрын

No cap😂

@pastathemechanic7536

2 ай бұрын

Not how it works

@jim9983

2 ай бұрын

@@pastathemechanic7536enlighten us how it works then genius. ever heard of a chop shop? they swap out the v6 or 5.7 v8 for a hellcat engine. they also swap the transmission and interior. u can get this done for 15-20k and boom u have a cheap hellcat.

@Brysonaquatics

2 ай бұрын

@@pastathemechanic7536yes it is

The cop JUST KNEW he would have to explain the “screen door on a submarine” joke to him…. 😂

@hhealy7199

2 ай бұрын

I don't think he comprehended even when it was explained.

@tammy6610

2 ай бұрын

That low of an IQ is scary.

That submarine joke is on par with George Contanza's 'Jerk Store'. 🤣

With a good lawyer that kid could sue tf out of Avis Budget

@Jdsofar

9 күн бұрын

for what exactly?

This dude is as quick as a parked car

@Beatslager

2 ай бұрын

hahaha I see what you did! :):)

@322Mermaid

2 ай бұрын

Lol yeah he is SLOW. Reminds me of the movie Gummo

@renesagahon4477

2 ай бұрын

I didn’t think he was that smart🧠

@SpaceMuffin

2 ай бұрын

omg 🤣

@Poooeoee

2 ай бұрын

You are giving him too much credit

That submarine metaphor was WACKKKKK! 😂 he was so proud of it he explained it again to the other people

@Lboogz702

2 ай бұрын

Garage bro lol . Idk why he thought that was cool to say

@nat3dgr34t

2 ай бұрын

@@Lboogz702 yeah then tells the guys boss the same thing trying to get a laugh out of them CRINGE 😂

@angelowkz4208

2 ай бұрын

It really was dude that shit sounded better in his head 😂

@nicks8063

2 ай бұрын

I would of been strait up with him and acted like we're you just gonna use it. And bring it back

@harveylewis4201

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

That Chrysler ain’t no 60K 😂

stealing cars: bad joke: worse

He is guilty. Look how nervous he is.

@Cola64

2 ай бұрын

Guarantee if that fence wasn’t behind him he would’ve ran a 3 minute mile 👣

@waterboy239

2 ай бұрын

​@@Cola64😂

@bangbangninergang5644

2 ай бұрын

It’s easy to say dealing with the police is easy for a white person, it isn’t for us because we know their ways

@lordraydens

2 ай бұрын

@@Cola64 then claim asthma

@metarugia3981

2 ай бұрын

Body language and hesitation in his story are also factors.

60K for a Chrysler is the other crime here

@JoshuaGuerrero-fi7di

2 ай бұрын

Must be a 300c . 485HP will never come cheap .

@way2comfortable698

2 ай бұрын

@@JoshuaGuerrero-fi7dithings are garbage

@JoshuaGuerrero-fi7di

2 ай бұрын

@@way2comfortable698 you know more than I do . Never even been in one.

@DanCuban

2 ай бұрын

​@JoshuaGuerrero-fi7di Absolute trash cars. There's a local dealership here that has had a 300C for about 57K and they recently dropped the price to 49K cause Noone buying that shit🤣🤣

@mb8140

2 ай бұрын

@@DanCubanworth 25k at best

I got a feeling that cops buddies are tired of hearing about screens on submarines! Lol

f he thinks gonna happen as soon as he drove off the lot? 😂

The woman's explanation made no sense, the guy at the end explained it clearly.

@RobertLegereIII

2 ай бұрын

Exactly! The lady didn’t make any sense.

@HumbleDude46995

2 ай бұрын

@@RobertLegereIII but she is WOMAN ... WOMAN is never wrong .

@NixonMayHaveBeenOnToSomething

2 ай бұрын

You didn't expect anything better from a woman? A Karen at that

@HumbleDude46995

2 ай бұрын

@@NixonMayHaveBeenOnToSomething she has the face of a lesbian

@kylelambert1672

2 ай бұрын

That's a man, man!

Not a smart criminal....

@theonehavingthekey5966

2 ай бұрын

Criminal are not very smart, reason why most of them get caught.

@seagullpoet

2 ай бұрын

He’s got a wig on !

@Caseytify

2 ай бұрын

The stupid ones are easy. The smart ones are harder.

@rvk8991

2 ай бұрын

he's a smoov criminal.

@stevenwinterhill3623

2 ай бұрын

They go to slip n fall school

He wanted to floss with the car in the hood for a day. 😂

@Mainemt

Ай бұрын

Literally. He was tryn show out for da hoes😂

Been working for this rental company for 2 wks didn't know he wasn't allowed to park cars outside the fence 😂

@Josho999

2 ай бұрын

Nah g ive worked avis location before sometimes they full on blown park multiple cars in the lot, but that be at night time and we gotta move em (we? god bless i dont work there anymore!)

@Amberkay862

2 ай бұрын

Cause they full of it that’s why…the rental company and the cops are in on it

Why is it when someone is about to lie they start off with "honestly".

@j2323j

2 ай бұрын

Honestly I don’t know 😅

@dr_mugen

2 ай бұрын

@@j2323j 🤣🤣🤣

@alanledzep1967

2 ай бұрын

Then comes “literally”.

@ladygumshoe7402

2 ай бұрын

Everytime!! If they say I am being honest, then they are probably getting ready to lie!!

@scottmichaels6854

2 ай бұрын

It's a mind trick that very few people catch onto.😆

My man was really trying to land that submarine joke 😂

So he got a job to steal a car?

The submarine quote has scarred this guy for life.

@DjEaZaMoney47

2 ай бұрын

And it went right over his head

@michaelcambridge1542

2 ай бұрын

And all the viewers.

He was gonna get gas and etc with the stolen wallet.

@bangbangninergang5644

2 ай бұрын

As if you know him

@chiphargis2419

2 ай бұрын

It’s pretty obvious. Why else would he steal a wallet? lol

@jaydee9086

2 ай бұрын

etc. = Skittles and Arizona Iced Tea?

@PURPONTHETRACK

2 ай бұрын

It was a Arizona fruit punch actually. Get the facts strait.

@AdullFiddler-ez7tm

2 ай бұрын

Actually the rental car lots have their own gas pumps.

This dude is amazed how quickly he got caught

That's what happens when you hire people like this

@EddyT88

13 күн бұрын

You got that right! How did he even get that job? Did they not run a background check on him

@snapcracklepop00-tq1jd

13 күн бұрын

Exactly. Some of these businesses have no choice but to hire from the bottom of the bucket.

You can dress like tnat at your job?

@seagullpoet

2 ай бұрын

I bet there’s a odor.

@Big_AL_Nowitzki

2 ай бұрын

@@seagullpoetyeh I bet he smells clean unlike those sweaty white people who think it’s ok not to shower before work in the am 😂😂😂😂😂

@user-uo7uu8qw7p

2 ай бұрын

I'm sorry but he needs a hairnet etc., I can't stand when it gets like that

@jordannietos

2 ай бұрын

It's not an office job so yeah prolly

@Gangai263

2 ай бұрын

@@user-uo7uu8qw7p lol weird comment 😂. Worrying bout another man’s hair is kinda weird.

Man was about to go back home & claim he up and got connections.

@hazacarrobinson6673

2 ай бұрын

unfortunately in alot of black communities we are too worried about flexing on others and stuff like that,that’s y things like this happens

@michaelcambridge1542

2 ай бұрын

Ballin in a stolen rental. 😂😂

@ceoaleostm2146

2 ай бұрын

Lol

@ludovicleprinceroyal8721

2 ай бұрын

@@michaelcambridge1542 "prolly" do a drive by and un-alive a 9 year old honor student

@mrfuccyogirl

2 ай бұрын

Chop shop for 35k​@@hazacarrobinson6673

I cant believe 60k for that car..unreal premium cars are only driven by specific drivers at job unless u have clearance from supervisor

When A black man says sir you know he's lying

@byronheath2800

2 ай бұрын

True. Just like the only time a White man calls anyone Sir is when they’re in trouble.

Been on the job for a week and thinks he needs a company car.

@colleenpeck6347

2 ай бұрын

A whole TWO weeks. That's why he needed the wallet also....bonus! 💰

@bbalderston125

2 ай бұрын

😂

@tbirdboy

2 ай бұрын

They always looked shocked and dismayed when the charges are spelled out, like he is just an innocent angel without flaw.

@bbalderston125

2 ай бұрын

@@tbirdboy Bernie Madoff too, with $65 billion.

@tbull7879

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😩😩😩

I think calling him a pathological liar pretty much sums up his character traits. 🤔

@D1722eieio

2 ай бұрын

He’s not smart enough to be a pathological liar, he’s too slow to be a good liar.

@kellyredinger5974

2 ай бұрын

And he is not even a good liar. It's like questioning a 4 year old who got in the cookie jar.

@th.burggraf7814

2 ай бұрын

@@kellyredinger5974 lol 😅

@topazure74

2 ай бұрын

I think you give him too much credit as his attempt at lying was pathetic & failed miserably

Man, he just got caught today. You know he's been doing this a lot more than once.

That looks exactly like car a Black Person would steal.

@aloeleaf9789

Ай бұрын

You have a trend of making racists comments.

My question is how y’all hired a person like this y’all really choose him out of 100 applicants

@colleenpeck6347

2 ай бұрын

He cheated on his drug test, and the others just failed. Or because he speaks English.

@Larry-rz4ed

2 ай бұрын

Certain states have laws that you get perks for hiring criminals, I worked at a company where it was a parolees to work program, I can't tell you how many scumbags I seen, 🙄👍

@D1722eieio

2 ай бұрын

Ya, I wonder why?

@Larry-rz4ed

2 ай бұрын

@@D1722eieio Called affirmative action buddy, they're are also prisons to programs to work programs going on, each state says you have to have so many minorities in your company, they will hire a retard just to fill the void, again it's called affirmative action look it up 🙄🙄🙄🤔

@qssneaky

2 ай бұрын

99 of those applicants were white and fully qualified... but DEI.

Screen door on a submarine 😂 his favorite joke.

It’s amazing how damn near the whole department is at the scene for ONE dude for a potential grand theft! What a gang… 😮

So...even when you have a legitimate job, you still can't do the right thing? Wow!

“A mishappen wif da car” What???

@scottmichaels6854

2 ай бұрын

At least 13 years of free education and yet this is the best he can do.🙄

@PistolP33

2 ай бұрын

The fact he was close was impressive, if you think about it.

@JimmyStruthers1000

2 ай бұрын

@@scottmichaels6854LOL “at least”

@michaelcambridge1542

2 ай бұрын

LOL!!😂😂😂

The fact that the car is a Chrysler 300 is too ironic to be a coincidence lol

@scottmichaels6854

2 ай бұрын

That's what I said. Amazing how he didn't accidentally move a minivan.😂

@NarvTheMainEvent

2 ай бұрын

NOTHING happens by coincidence.

@ToyotaGuy1971

2 ай бұрын

How is it "ironic"?

@colleenpeck6347

2 ай бұрын

A drug dealer car.

@ian5780

2 ай бұрын

People have their preferences

And they were even willing to take a chance on him because they knew he was a criminal but was still willing to give him a good job but you can't take the thug out of the hood 😂😂😂

“Never stop exploring” …….it’s time to stop my guy 😂

What a shame he was arrested before he got to fraudulently use the credit card from the wallet left in a car he cleaned earlier "I was gonna turn it in". Cop: "So why didn't you?". Attempted to steal their vehicle and an outstanding warrant. What an upstanding citizen.

@stevenwinterhill3623

2 ай бұрын

It's in their genes to take things that aren't theres... SMH

@petersullivan218

2 ай бұрын

@@stevenwinterhill3623we aren’t all like that I swear but I wouldn’t believe me either so it’s a tough spot bro

@user-zn8kd5bx5u

2 ай бұрын

@@stevenwinterhill3623 --if they can locate a father....the dead beat father would be proud of his son-

@bangbangninergang5644

2 ай бұрын

@@petersullivan218you ain’t black be quiet lol

@bangbangninergang5644

2 ай бұрын

@@stevenwinterhill3623who is their 🤨

I use to be a rental agent and the only thing I got away with was revving up the mustangs and hellcats. This guy tarnishes the industry completely.

@user-uo7uu8qw7p

2 ай бұрын

Even that look, I hate the long hair, pants below the waist and hoodie that's why some can't get a job🤔

@CS-uc2oh

2 ай бұрын

Oh good grief, no one is thinking of the car rental industry like that.

@bangbangninergang5644

2 ай бұрын

@@user-uo7uu8qw7phow you gone hate somebody because they (blk person) have long hair lol boy I tell ya 🤦🏾‍♂️

@tomr3422

2 ай бұрын

You are worried about an industry that has repeatedly rented cars to people, had the cars returned and then reports them stolen- its a shit industry to start with and you are worried about its image- WTF

@iffracem

2 ай бұрын

I worked for Avis as a mechanic for a short time here in Australia... they're not a great corporation to work for, IMHO terrible really and I actively recommend to friends that if they need to hire a car, DON'T use Avis.... but no excuse to steal.