I was playing a trial, and GLaDOS said something like This game reminds me of a joke...but I won't say it until someone buys the full game.

@NuclearRaven13

4 жыл бұрын

@Anthony DiPietro That however,is one thing that he took to his grave. (Jk)

@13matjim

4 жыл бұрын

What is ir

@liliadiaz2076

4 жыл бұрын

Has anyone bought the full game yet?

@davesnyder7488

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck Yeah~

@mitchelljulius5875

3 жыл бұрын

No fucking way lmfao

The kind of game you buy for its dialogue, and not the actual gameplay

@the_jingo

5 жыл бұрын

Simple-Commentator-not-really I mean the gameplay is just normal poker lol

@whatwhat98

4 жыл бұрын

Kind of like battlefield bad company

@whitemage34

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed plus I love the bad jokes

@MyPlaylistWillSaveAmerica

Ай бұрын

I’ve been putting off learning poker for awhile. This would get me to try it.

@Darkchao_berserko22

9 күн бұрын

Yeah. I remember this was on ps plus one time. And I dislike poker a lot but seeing videos on the first game and loving I decided to get it anyway. I to this day have not regretted since

Claptrap has: Two pair; Brock has: 2 Pair; Mr. Williams has: II Pear; Sam has: ✌️ 🍐

@d.mohran7513

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheWeasel813 r/whoooosh

@Maxio68

4 жыл бұрын

The player has: A♥️A♦️2♣️2♥️9♠️

@d.mohran7513

4 жыл бұрын

@Andrew Ford apparently-_-

@dianeaishamonday9125

2 жыл бұрын

Well yeah, they're all dudes. It's to be expected!

@DeltaC79

4 ай бұрын

The player has…

so this is just a inter dimensional poker hangout in which characters from any universe can chat with each other?

@BlackINKim

7 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@masonrobertstv5917

7 жыл бұрын

TomboTime basically

@qwertyiuwg4uwtwthn

7 жыл бұрын

Black INK.I.M yep.

@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183

4 жыл бұрын

Where's Sly Cooper

@birb125

4 жыл бұрын

You should see the first one, heavy from tf2 is in it

Since everyone's doing their suggested casts: -Bigby (Wolf Among Us) -Ms. Pauline (Team Fortress 2) -Conker (Conker's Bad Fur Day) -Travis Touchdown (No More Heroes) And the dealer could be Handsome Jack (Borderlands)

@load-bearingcoconut5586

4 жыл бұрын

Pauline would be neat

@MrEMC_

4 жыл бұрын

Fucking Travis would make shit so interesting, especially with Conker

@ScoutTrooperMan

4 жыл бұрын

@Windows XP Professional Service Pack 2 in what sense it would be a shitshow

@Scallycowell

4 жыл бұрын

No More Heroes Tennis plz

@revolutionstudios5052

4 жыл бұрын

Well, we've already had a TF2 character, so my bets are in Dr. Kleiner. "Oh, fiddlesticks. I guess I'll fold." "Lamarr, what should I do? I think I'll raise." "So... Mr. Squirrel, have you heard of a certain... Science Facility? Perhaps containing a color within the name?" "Erm, Mister Wolf, if you wouldn't mind me asking... is there any science behind that?" "So, how does that scooter of yours work? I suspect Barney would delight in riding it." "Well, I'm not one normally for drinks, but I'll do two. Never more than two." And when he gets out, he might get crabbed by Lamarr, fall down, and then his hand raises up, and you hear him, muffledly: "She's debeaked, perfectly harmless, I assure you."

"What's yellow and black and red all over?... Brock Smason if he doesn't leave this table." LMAO I laughed so hard

@koichidignitythief7429

4 жыл бұрын

The Real Brock would've destroyed Glados

Sam: All in! Max: Sam no! Think of the children! Sam: What children? Max: Uhh....

Brock: I, uh... *laughs* Sam: What's so funny? Brock: I just realized that... *chuckles* ...you're... *chuckles* ...a dog playing poker! *laughs* Sam: I don't get it. The Player: Have you been living under a rock?

@ShaneFlett

4 жыл бұрын

This part was hilarious.the only part. That made me vocally laugh

@kinkykarnage6991

4 жыл бұрын

Oh like the painting

@josephedwards6406

4 жыл бұрын

I still don’t get it 😂

@load-bearingcoconut5586

4 жыл бұрын

Brock's wheeze was what sold it for me.

@load-bearingcoconut5586

4 жыл бұрын

@@josephedwards6406 there's a famous painting, where it's a variety of dogs, dressed like humans, and they're playing poker. Sam happens to fit that description perfectly in this game.

"My voice was too goofy" nice reference there, considering Sam's voice actor used to be Bill Farmer

GLaDOS insults you so much in this game, it makes me wonder if the player is Chell xD

@typervader

9 жыл бұрын

GLaDOS hates everyone lol, but she hates chell more

@newcristianhabean5801

7 жыл бұрын

It probably is.

@Scorpionspear77

6 жыл бұрын

I actually thought of that too.

@adamcrawford1390

6 жыл бұрын

Nah, I didn't hear any fat jokes

@dieselblue8903

6 жыл бұрын

Maybe because you're both mutes

I love crossovers, seeing characters from different universes interact is always interesting. It's not always done well but when it is it's a lot of fun

"Maybe you're just too cowardly to turn lemons into lemonade" You should know more than anyone, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, get mad!

@turtleguymcturtle4303

4 жыл бұрын

"I don't want your damn lemons what I supposed to do with these!!!"

@TheA_N_T

4 жыл бұрын

C O M B U S T I B L E L E M O N S

@Maxisamo1

4 жыл бұрын

I literally saw this comment as soon as she said it

@ClovertheEnby

4 жыл бұрын

Throw those combustible lemons at life

@shinigamiphantom1391

4 жыл бұрын

@@turtleguymcturtle4303 Call them "yellow oranges" and sell them for twice the prize.

"People say I talk like someone from television" said Brock. And the person he meant was Joe from Family Guy.

@SonofTiamat

10 жыл бұрын

Joe's voice is more upbeat. Brock's voice has roughly the same deadpan accet as Puddy from Seinfeld. That's just me though.

@TheMarshmallowBear

9 жыл бұрын

tiakpark Point is, Brock and Joe are the same voice actor.

@ebiljebus

9 жыл бұрын

JohnBigOz And Puddy is that actor in live action.

@acceleratingfiction2959

7 жыл бұрын

No one ever mentions Kronk or krunk from kuzco.

@onedaxster

5 жыл бұрын

Brock Samson and Joe Swanson are two of Patrick Warburton's many VA roles

6:23 "No its a cookbook" well done Ash that was fucking funny

At 10:16 brock's face made me laugh when glados tells him suprise🤣🤣🤣

Bender, Deadpool, Merasmus, And Freddy Krueger would be perfect for me, with both Sam and Max as the dealers

@absinthianludicity5545

8 жыл бұрын

10/10 would play that

@hangdog355

8 жыл бұрын

+Lord Van Kreak what if the Luteces (Bioshock Infinite) were the dealers?

@mistere.m.p.1573

7 жыл бұрын

I can imagine the dialogue between Bender and Deadpool. Probably about Bender's 'Kill all humans' schtick

@patrik9328

6 жыл бұрын

Lord Van Kreak Merasmus and Bender propably cheat

@Retronomicon18

10 ай бұрын

Merasmus and Bender would probably argue😂

My dream cast: I sold it a long time ago since it was the last SEGA console.

@AMPdotcom

5 жыл бұрын

That’s actually pretty clever

@despacitodaniel801

5 жыл бұрын

12:18

@DeltaC79

4 ай бұрын

So the Dreamcast guy?

Marvel: Avengers infinity war is the greatest crossover of all time. Me:

For poker night 3 Michael or Trevor (GTA V) Rhys (Tales from the borderlands) Nick (Left for dead) Carl (Aqua teen hunger force)Dealer: Narrator from the Stanley Parable (Dealer doesn't really need to make a physical appearance)

@HoverBot

9 жыл бұрын

GTA characters would be unlikely, but holy shit can you imagine Trevor going on a rampage after getting Bust Out?

@TurnAGundam

9 жыл бұрын

Horus Boberstein I'm gonna borrow your idea for the dealer, if that's cool with you. In any case, that is an AWESOME lineup, and I would pay through the nose for it! Though here's MY lineup: 1. Gaige (Borderlands 2) 2. Sterling Archer (Archer) 3. Adam Jensen (Deus Ex: Human Revolution/Mankind Divided) 4. Duke Nukem (Duke Nukem franchise) 5. Dealer - Narrator (The Stanley Parable)

@perbrandt8772

9 жыл бұрын

Horus Boberstein i was thinking Freddy, as an Poker Player (freddy from FNaF)

@perbrandt8772

9 жыл бұрын

Horus Boberstein i was thinking Freddy, as an Poker Player (freddy from FNaF)

@sscamc

9 жыл бұрын

PerlgbDoesMinecraft ohplzno

"SAM NO! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!" I love this so much

@MichaelSmith-nb2ib

3 жыл бұрын

I'd call it a gay moment. Gay with a capital G. Who am I kidding? I'm putting it in all caps! Even though "gay" is only 3 letters.

“Then it wasn’t the weirdest dream.” Fair enough.

Who else thinks that Brock (Venture Bros.), Joe (Family Guy), Cronk (Emperor's New Grove), and the Big Bad Wolf (Hoodwinked) should be an unlock able custom night?

@AliceinDisneyWorld1125

6 жыл бұрын

Poker Night 3: Just Patrick Warburton.

@markpabst8468

5 жыл бұрын

Mirrored Realities that’ve been beautiful.

i like how glados is extra passive aggressive in poker night 2

@dianeaishamonday9125

2 жыл бұрын

It's bc she's out of universe and can't actually kill them lol

What if there was a Batman video game like "Almost Got 'Em" where it was like this, where Batman villains just shot the breeze around a poker table?

@defrozendonut8715

4 жыл бұрын

Jimmy Whisper I’d buy that every one would buy that

@Hagashager

3 жыл бұрын

There's an episode of Batman TAS which is that exact plot.

"Unless you count the killer mini-tacos" HEYOOO

I wonder why Moxxi looks so bored even when Brock Samson (Venture Bros.) is over there probably hitting on her?

@UncleJeff0000

5 жыл бұрын

that’s probably why

@akiramiller9025

4 жыл бұрын

Because she realize she can't kill him when they break up

@jackgebhardt2932

4 жыл бұрын

Sexual dynamos don't go well together.

@jackgebhardt2932

3 жыл бұрын

@kevin willems HAH! I wish.

I always find it cool that they included the Dealer in as a special character. Although I feel that role for the future would only be dominated by faceless characters like the Administrator from TF2 or computers like Handsome Jack.

9:26 my favorite conversation

I'm extremely impressed by this game. The work they put into this is insane.

8:15 Out of nowhere "Heyoooo"

@ytw101

3 жыл бұрын

One second off buddy 8:14

My dream Poker Night 3 cast: Players: Holo-Jack/Handsome Jack, Ms. Pauling, Master Chief (JUST MAYBE), Nick Valentine. Dealer: Wheatley. Again, just my dream cast.

@thecharjack9201

8 жыл бұрын

Hmm. Not bad.

@thenotoriousguy

7 жыл бұрын

I think it should be the spy or scout instead of Ms. Pauling, and maybe Lee from the walking dead instead of Nick Valentine. p.s. who is Nick Valentine?

@destroyerblackdragon

7 жыл бұрын

He's a synthetic P.I. from fallout 4.

@poggersuni9637

4 жыл бұрын

@@thenotoriousguy maybe scout could play and Ms.Pauling could run the bar.

Claptrap: So, Ash. You fight zombies, right? Ash [Sarcastic]: What tipped you off on that? Claptrap [Ignoring]: I asked because this one time, I was trapped in some swampy, rustic forest full of zombies, werewolves, witches, ghosts, skeletons--- Ash: Mmhmm... Bringing back some memories... Claptrap: Then this big guy wearing robot parts for armor stopped by and was followed by something I think Gearbox calls a "Headcrab" and several other robots. He killed the big bloated... Fang monster so I gave him a piece from me as a souvenir. The place didn't even have a Fast Travel network so I had to have been a long way from home! Ash: Huh, well that's not so much like my trip through time.

@racer927

5 ай бұрын

Sam: Sounds like you were in some kind of crossover easter egg. Max said he went to a city called "Baron's Hed" and met a farmer (or maybe it was a wine maker) with a green laser sword.

OMFG, Brock's face when the confetti falls!

For Poker Night 3, I wish Captain Price to be here to tell the folks of his crazy military stories, Jim Raynor to be the chill guy, Reyna from Battleborn to sass the others, and Barney from Half-life full fill the orange box trio.

@cloudsombrero

Жыл бұрын

cringe

@ParkerJacobsen

Жыл бұрын

Who hurt you?

10:54 Aw hell. Max was climbing the walls again and fell off the ceiling. Sam!

I wonder if Bigby will be in the next poker night game.

@diotheworld8671

4 жыл бұрын

bruh

@Deathpunch-wb3yq

3 жыл бұрын

Oof

@JCBOiii

3 жыл бұрын

this comment aged pretty badly...

I love how GLaDOS says “Two Pair”

i think the 'player' is gordon freeman because he dosent talk am i right :P

@LucasManMc

8 жыл бұрын

+moo moo _ Or Link :D

@moomoo_7796

8 жыл бұрын

k

@LucasManMc

8 жыл бұрын

moo moo _ nvm. HAAAYAHHH!

@kylestubbs8867

8 жыл бұрын

Another line of dialogue suggests it has to be someone hard to guess the gender of. So maybe Link.

@thatblooguy

8 жыл бұрын

I think it's Chell in this game, because most of GLaDOS' insults are aimed at "the player."

Wait...the guy you play as is silent and is referred as a man... Is the guy we play as Gordon Freeman?

@saturniidspectre

4 жыл бұрын

FREEMAN YOU FOOL!

@scottbruckner4653

4 жыл бұрын

It could be Doom Guy.

@vocalshogun4662

4 жыл бұрын

Das a stolen comment

@dianeaishamonday9125

2 жыл бұрын

Actually you're referred to in a gender neutral way. Esp when Max kisses the Player in the Sam & Max 25th Anniversary Room winning sequence, Sam says "Max you don't even like... whatever gender that is."

0:24 Reggie: "it's only a theory." Me: "A GAME THEORY!"

Nintendo: smash Bros is the greatest video game cross over Me an intellectual: observe

I've played every single one of the games that these characters are from, and didnt even realize they had a crossover.

Poker Night 3 should have The Engineer, Daenarys Targaryen, Master Chief, and Tommy Wiseau being dealt by Wheatley.

@basilisk2742

8 жыл бұрын

Master Chief? So we have 2 mutes?

@dawsoninthehouse

8 жыл бұрын

Kenny?

@SamnissArandeen

8 жыл бұрын

Taylor Dawson Kenny dying if he loses the game.

@BlackhornAnimations

8 жыл бұрын

yes! engineer! my faverite class

@bladekurayami6238

7 жыл бұрын

the solider, raiden or solid snake, the dovakiin, and duke nukem

"But what about captain lame-o over there" I was actually expecting the commodore to say something in your defense, since he seemed happy to see you in the beginning

@dianeaishamonday9125

2 жыл бұрын

He likes you, but in the same way you like a r*t*rd*d dog

I don't think Ash's voice sounds like Bruce Cambel. Then again I haven't heard his voice in a long time, so I don't know. At least they got Ash's cynical, smart mouth attitude in his dialogue.

@game84cube

5 жыл бұрын

Nah that ain't Bruce Campbell. That's just a really good impression

@turtleguymcturtle4303

4 жыл бұрын

@@game84cube if Bruce isn't willing to do voice work I'd say hire this guy

My cast for Poker night 3 Players: Scout (TF2) Vito (Mafia 2) Deadpool Reggie GLaDOS as dealer (she's perfect for it) Sam and Max as host

MY DREAM CAST: Lee: The Walking Dead Nick: Left 4 Dead Spy: TF2 The Devil or King Dice: Cuphead( the last one is a little suggestion)

@load-bearingcoconut5586

4 жыл бұрын

French Sneaks versus Dapper Demon Dice? Fuck yeah, borther.

@poggersuni9637

4 жыл бұрын

Mine would be Bender(Futurerama) Demoman (TF2) and Brick (Borderlands) with Strongbad coming back, and the Dealer is The Narrator from Stanley Parable. And Ms.Pauling is running the bar.

Sam's old voice was provided by Bill Farmer. A.k.a. Goofy since the 1980s or 1990s. Bill Farmer voiced him in the LucasArts PC adventure game. But not in the cartoon. That was a different guy.

GLaDOS is the best part of this game :D

man guess that dog turned into a "HOT-DOG" coz he got roasted XD

im guessing brock laughing to himself about a dog playing poker is a reference to a famous painting?

@dianeaishamonday9125

2 жыл бұрын

Ye

“But what about Captain lame-o over there?” “…it’s only a theory.” CONFIRMED we’re playing as MatPat of game theory.

2:50 "they said my voice was too goofy" I see what you did there

6:12 Oddly enough, it could be a cookbook! The Necronomnomnom is a cookbook based upon the cursed book, so Ash could, in fact, have bought the cookbook and placed it upon the table instead.

I would love a game like this but with adult swim characters only. From Venture Bros, Archer and Rick and Morty.

Half my comments while playing. “Ha, suck it Clappy!” “Bullshit!” “By the by I was bluffing.” “Not your lucky day, eh Sam?” “WHAT?!” “Fuck off Glado” “Oh bite me” “Okay that was bullshit!” “Where ya been pulling those full houses Clappy? Out your ass?” “Hm played me.”

It's amazing that some of the best Glados scenes wasn't even in her own video game

The lore is pretty damn interesting as it gets revealed/ refrenced about in the game.

Claptrap: *tries Regeneration* Galdos: We don't do that here A meme before the movie

8:12 the heyooo from Steve makes the joke even better

i love this game. just a poker game, with great conversations

10:07 the face Brock and glados giving him crud was awesome

I could watch this for hours

The best poker game doesn't exi...

0:50 This does create an interesting scenario. Brock has years of experience laying waste to numerous threats to the Venture family. There's a reason "death by Samson" is on the cause of death list for the Guild of Calamitous Intent. Glados, however doesn't operate under the rules set by the GCI or OSI. Glados would deploy spike panels, turrets and neurotoxin with little to no hesitation.

0:25 a game theory? can't help but see a reference there.

Okay hear me out Dealer: Announcer from TF2 Bartenders: Jill Stingray and Gill from VA-11 HALL-A Players: Bigby Wolf from The Wolf Among Us, Frank West from Dead Rising, Maya from Borderlands 2, Eddie Riggs from Brutal Legend

That mini tacos bit was so funny to me.

If they did a Poker Night 3, here's a selection of characters I wouldn't mind seeing: Alyx Vance from Half Life 2 Handsome Jack from Borderlands 2 Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty Petra from Minecraft: Story Mode Scanlan Shorthalt, Sam Riegel's DnD character from Geek and Sundry's Critical Role Hellboy Hoban "Wash" Washburne from Firefly Bender from Futurama Wheatley from Portal 2

This is a very interesting concept and I’d buy the game just to support watching the dialogue

Poker Night 3 Mr. Torgue (Borderlands 2 + Pre-Sequel) Vernon Locke (Payday 2, yeah, fo sho!) Reaper (Overwatch, would make a good contrast with his overly "serious" attitude) Deadpool Merasmus as the Dealer (Team Fortress 2)

@patrik9328

6 жыл бұрын

doggybag2355 Merasmus says: ” Pick your cards, fool!”

@FrahdChikun

6 жыл бұрын

Overwatch ain't on Steam, fool.

@doggybag2355

6 жыл бұрын

Neither is Minecraft but Telltale made a game out of that

@FrahdChikun

6 жыл бұрын

doggybag2355 ok that's acceptable, but still.

@doggybag2355

6 жыл бұрын

Not to mention I Just wanna see games call out Blizzard's shitty character writing and bad puns

Glados is the only thing that threatened Brock Samson, and lived.

These conversations are funny.

The way GLaDOS says two pair is priceless.

Ash: No, it's a cookbook. Of course, It's the Necronomicon.

Next one needs Geralt, Kratos, Mario and Beetlejuice

Imagine if they got Archer. Or Deadpool. Or both!

I can't believe Bruce doesn't voice Ash..

0:24 A GAME THEORY, THANKS FOR WATCHIN

This is a legit line-up!

What I would have said to Glados at 4:36 : "OH, good. For a second you were discouraging me. I'm gonna ignore you for the rest of the game, since you just told me you're full of crap."

I think Handsome Jack should be in the next poker game.

Jesus for a moment i thought the captain was gonna go It's a theory.... A GAME THEORY

Today I learned that Sam is capable of sweating.

I was waiting for the introducer to say “its just a theory a game theory”

Imaginated cast for a Poker night 3 that will Never happen: -doc Emmett Brown (back to the future) -engineer (TF2) -Dr. Neo cortex (crash bandicoot) -snagglescale (Skylanders(don't Ask questions i ran out of ideas)) And the dealer would be the head of Abraham Lincoln from Sam&Max

I want a tall tell zombie edition of poker night. Leon Kennedy from the RE2 remake, ellies from Left for Dead 2, Lee from the walking dead, and Frank West from dead rising

Oh my god i love glados!!! Why are they so funny!?!

I'm watching all this at 2 o' clock.

0:24 A GAME THEORY! Thanks for watching

It makes it easier for people to know their thoughts

You had the same first bounty challenge as I did when I first played this game

Poker might just be a bunch of numbers on some cardboard squares to me but this is hilarious

I love how Brock actually seems to find GLaDOS' joke funny

Unless you count the killer Mini tacos. HEEYYYYOOO!!! Why do i have the feeling that heyo came out of the toilet room?

1:28 It's Max! And if he's at that table, I bet Heavy, Strong Bad and Tycho from Poker Night 1 are also there!

omg ash and brock at the bar look so awesome in the background,

The drinks make them more likely to drop 'tells', which are gestures that hint what they think of their chances...

My idea for who to put in poker night 3: Rick Sanchez and/or Morty Smith, Eric Cartman, The Medic from TF2, Raven from Teen Titans and for the dealer, either Handsome Jack or Kyon from The Haruhi Suzumiya anime. What y'all think of that cast?

Here is the characters that you can choose in Poker Night Ultimate San and Max, all the characters from TF2, the other from Poker Night 1 and 2