Being obsessed with masculinity is one of the least masculine things you can do

@-xxMelissaxx-

9 күн бұрын

Totally 😂 Also paying another man to yell at you and tell you how be an "alpha" is also the least "alpha" thing they could do 😂😂

@OthersEscape

8 күн бұрын

Nailed it 👌🏼

@p-__

8 күн бұрын

My farts are better than Oompaville’s farts 💨

@ambersather7460

8 күн бұрын

​@p-__ no. You're not better. You're not better than anything you're simply the absolute worst in fact.

@jennifermcmillan9518

8 күн бұрын

Amen sister

I found out about Andy when I was dirt broke after getting laid off. I was desperate so I called them about their training because I live near a few dealerships. I was on the phone with their sales rep for over an hour and the end, after knowing full well my situation, he tried selling me $600 worth of programs, and $300 one on one zoom meeting with Andy. I hung up in disgust without saying a word. Went back to school to learn programming and now after only a year, I’m an intern making $25 an hour. F those gurus

@4of20

9 күн бұрын

great job man, take your future in your own hands, i would take this time with a nice job to learn a physical skill so you dont end up stuck again with all the "AI" stuff that is claiming tech jobs left and right.

@nhelpful1020

9 күн бұрын

@@4of20 thanks man. I went into tech knowing all the fears of ai. I’m not here to be a revolutionary. I’m here to solve problems. And it turns out there’s a lot of people willing to pay 6 figures for that. It also helps that I’m learning about machine learning and ai haha

@user-cs4or2bc1c

9 күн бұрын

W manz

@_Kuma_

8 күн бұрын

That’s sucky of them. Proud of you for taking another route and not falling for their scam!

@magvs_mæstro216

8 күн бұрын

You just gave me the juice to jump back into Python3. It's been two weeks of no studying, the longest I've gone, since I started studying 2years ago.

peak alpha male is Phil Swift with Flex Tape

@bobin1191

9 күн бұрын

NOW THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE

@p-__

9 күн бұрын

My farts are better than Oompaville’s farts 💨

@solene2014

9 күн бұрын

🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄J'adore les licornes tonton caleb 😊

@michaeljones2162

9 күн бұрын

So Alpha he made a boat with Flex Products and road out into shark-infested waters

@Grant.22

9 күн бұрын

Huge disrespect to the memory of Billy Mays

When I was about 19 I was in the hospital for a week and I shared a room with a guy who was in his 60s and was there because he had a heart attack. We talked about family and working and how he was able to get to a point in his life where he could comfortably support his family and his view on life... Long story short that man changed my life and how I viewed myself and my self worth. We talked almost every day for years until he passed away 2 years ago and I still talk with his family. He didn't put himself on a pedestal and truly cared for the people in his life, he showed me what a ment to be a man... And he wasn't even bald lol.

@pinkmonkeybird2644

7 күн бұрын

People show up in our lives that have the potential to change everything for us - but only if you pay attention and listen. I’ve had a few people like your hospital roommate come into my life and changed me profoundly. One was a coworker I did not know well. I had just returned to work after having twins, and he gave me the best parenting advice. He explained that he made sure his kids (he was in his 70s btw) were able to explore their interests as much as possible. That meant soccer practice, library books galore, science museum trips, gymnastics lessons and so on. He exposed them to all kinds of sports, arts, academics, and hobbies. I did the same, and my twins each found their passions pretty early in life and they sustained them through rough patches in their lives.

@Arrowed_Sparrow

7 күн бұрын

@@pinkmonkeybird2644 That's awesome, finding something that can get you through tough times can be difficult, so it's great they had the opportunity and support to find it early in life. If someone told me that having a conversation with a stranger would change the way I lived my life, I would've called them crazy. Turns out when I was 19 I didn't actually know everything... Who knew lol.

@WISH-vw1tg

4 күн бұрын

❤

WHOEVER IS EDITING THIS, I LOVE YOU

@deadfishes359

9 күн бұрын

Isn't it Tara?

@p-__

9 күн бұрын

My farts are better than Oompaville’s farts 💨

@AllMindControl

9 күн бұрын

caleb said in the video coop was editing this video

@deadfishes359

9 күн бұрын

@@AllMindControl I didn't watch the video my bad 😔

@yourcomrade888

9 күн бұрын

@@deadfishes359 Hey, respect to you at least for not being like those egotistical bumblebags you see in every comment section stating something as complete fact only to be proven completely wrong. "Only a Sith deals in absolutes" 😁

Wes Watson lied about his 10 years in California prison. He was sent out of state and didn't do any time in the CDC

@cwp24

8 күн бұрын

Cool to know he’s a complete fraud.

@m00k61

8 күн бұрын

I figured that out in a few mins when he said he called his mom from the hole.

@steffymuze

8 күн бұрын

Plus don't you go to juvie at 14, not "prison" 🤔

@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access

8 күн бұрын

@@steffymuze 100%. They wouldn’t throw a kid in for a decade for a single violent crime.

@DoodleDan

7 күн бұрын

​@@Werewolf.with.Internet.Accessin America? Be serious

I'm not a super confident person but with the small amount I've built up I can definitely agree that just acting confident can get you 90% of the way there for most people.

@p-__

9 күн бұрын

My farts are better than Oompaville’s farts 💨

@bullythebully100

9 күн бұрын

Say that again for the people in the back.

@clarissejunqueira1994

9 күн бұрын

​@@p-__too much confidence, no one is better than oompa at farting /j

@spongebobsquarepantsheehee

8 күн бұрын

Its a bit report it​@clarissejunqueira1994

@GeekExtremist

8 күн бұрын

I had zero Self-confidence growing up. Once I went to college I figured, "No one knows me here, it's a fresh start" and made myself talk to people, go place, and essentially pretend I had confidence. Over time I want pretending anymore, I just became that person. It definitely got me dates and jobs that I wouldn't have gotten before. Funny enough we just watched a movie last night that pretty much talks about people faking confidence, called Hit Man.

oompaville you're an awesome youtuber

@MrSirlulzalot

9 күн бұрын

I still care about you. ❤😂

@brothapete

9 күн бұрын

Not with that attitude

@maninthecamohat2735

9 күн бұрын

You're right it won't.

@theliving_lifeform

9 күн бұрын

Maybe, who knows🤷‍♂️

@RosalieRosaRose

9 күн бұрын

This will be top comment for a time

"I pushed the guy into the cell and we start getting busy" has very different connotations than I think Wes intended

@emilyannamanda

5 күн бұрын

𝑨𝒍𝒍 𝒊 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌!

10:36 he’s sitting shirtless in a rented WeWork cubicle, flexing and shouting at his phone. Who tf wants to be like this guy? Reddit mods?

0:12 “No living being should ever have to suffer through another Farmers Dog ad ever again”

@williamliang7572

9 күн бұрын

a bit off topic but whenever i see that ad the dog food bag always looks like a cow's head

@moonarilemurtails1087

8 күн бұрын

For real, those ads are absolutely everywhere.

There's a difference between giving someone a physical product that's thoughtfully put together and buying a tutorial on how to scam people

What alpha chads. Exactly the type of person I want to be. I can only aspire to become an epic buff male and no longer be a small 5’2” woman.

@coralburriss3546

8 күн бұрын

I love this comment

@CrazyGuyoftheWest

8 күн бұрын

🏳‍⚧‼

Dont ever let a convicted violent felon convince you to "let it make you angry!"

It's the 5 little hairs on his head glistening in the sunlight for me.

it's incredible how quickly one of their fans or cult members shows up whenever someone makes a post about any of them on any social media, that's the scary bit for me..

@cwp24

8 күн бұрын

That part is very concerning indeed. It is an actual cult which is bad.

Ads are a scam. If they cannot sell a product based on it's uses and instead sell based on words then that would classify as a scam.

@jimbobbyrnes

8 күн бұрын

@@EndeavorsDnB You shoulda probably picked a restaurant that isn't so rare. Not anywhere near me. Really shows how you are brainwashed by ads.

@EndeavorsDnB

8 күн бұрын

Wat? This is a 711 sir, did you want to purchase anything?

@jimbobbyrnes

8 күн бұрын

@@EndeavorsDnB My point is that not only are ads a scam but also can make people seem unintelligent. It not only lies to you but makes you geographically/comically irrelevant. Not only would your jokes be useless outside of a 1st world country but your wants and needs.

@jimbobbyrnes

8 күн бұрын

@@EndeavorsDnB Im waiting for the day when we can put on a pair of glasses and those glasses removes ads everywhere. We are very close to that day. The day ads get destroyed by reality. The day all American/Chinese companies fear. Because their ads are the only reason they survive.

@wcneutral3120

7 күн бұрын

Book 😂

I am a car salesman and did a little bit of training with Andy when I was a newbie. I quickly realized that his following is a literal cult, and they still try to blow up my phone 3 years later.

A little vein indeed

@yourcomrade888

9 күн бұрын

Underrated comment XD

@moankhi

9 күн бұрын

How did u do that

@BigOlCat

9 күн бұрын

​@@moankhi Channel member

@velvetaeon2774

8 күн бұрын

@@BigOlCat you can become a member too

@zakkglista1844

8 күн бұрын

AM I ALWAYS HARD?

The redness you are mentioning is what we in the gym community call a “tren tan”.

@onesolopolo4194

8 күн бұрын

It’s a blood pressure thing right? I heard steroids cause water retention which increases blood pressure making the skin red.

@emilyannamanda

5 күн бұрын

𝐏𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐞𝐠𝐠!

Being just shirtless ranting in a public parks is insane 😂

That settles it, Oompa vs. -Watson- Westiffer: Bare knuckle- No one gets to call their mom.

@p-__

8 күн бұрын

My farts are better than Oompaville’s farts 💨

@petleonard1894

8 күн бұрын

Trial by SOURBOYS! eating comp! 20-1 on Oompa

@AntiHealthAuthority

8 күн бұрын

No one gets to call their mom? That seems a bit unsportsman like, I think 2 calls each should be allowed

I live for the down fall of "alpha males" 😂😂

@p-__

9 күн бұрын

My farts are better than Oompaville’s farts 💨

@andrealynnjones6869

9 күн бұрын

Same here

@johnconnor2572

9 күн бұрын

That's not even just beta... it's omega

@Tavat

9 күн бұрын

Probably going to be around forever in some form and number

@Suninrags

9 күн бұрын

But the simga alpha kapla males need their bag? How else are they going to get their tendies to feed their bulky gainz. What the sigma bro....? 😅

Aint no amount of tats and muscles gonna fix that hairstyle

@Ken_Dalton

8 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂FR..👌🏼 best comment! Haha

@YourWaywardDestiny

8 күн бұрын

What he hair was doing in that first clip haunted me all the way through the video. Who could trust this guy to give any amount of advise on anything when he did that to himself willingly? What was that? _Why_ was that?

@JustKeepLivingFPV

8 күн бұрын

@@YourWaywardDestiny yeah the super bald with slick back, crazy that people around him wasn't telling him like man idk about this dudes alpha didn't let anyone around him have a voice

The rise of papa oompa

@p-__

9 күн бұрын

My farts are better than Oompaville’s farts 💨

@NukaNikki

9 күн бұрын

The alphaloompa! Sorry you got all those bot replys

It's like they are always just about to snap into a Slim Jim.

The "living quiet lives of desperation" quote cutting to the Rogan bit was genious

@solene2014

9 күн бұрын

Salut tonton j'espère que tu vas bien je suis très heureuse de te voir aujourd'hui je t'aimes ❤😊😊

No one beats the: "You're gonna Love My Nuts!" infomercial. Actually i miss the 90's, the commercials, the animated shows, the toy commercials, etc. I just found a VHS where we recorded live TV from the 90's and man even the commercials were interesting in all sorts of different ways. Having the hindsight of how things now are today.. Things then seem so creative. It didn't matter if it was a small company or something or a big company, they both used to put the same amount of effort into trying to at least make what they are doing interesting because they understood the people aren't gonna be interested unless they did or made something interesting or creative. Bring me back to the 90's-Y2K dayz

@Ramsey276one

9 күн бұрын

He made it to World's Dumbest! I love that series! XD

@jasonfuller2734

9 күн бұрын

Slap Chop

@benmcreynolds8581

9 күн бұрын

@@jasonfuller2734 yes slap chop lol thank you

@benmcreynolds8581

9 күн бұрын

@@Ramsey276one oh yeah he ended up getting in trouble later on lol

@Ramsey276one

8 күн бұрын

@@jasonfuller2734 THAT'S the one!

I love pulling up KZread and seeing Oompaville at the very top

Glad you never let getting scammed get you down and proceeded to making candy.

Dude is juiced out of his mind selling fitness/nutrition content LOL

@lawrencetrujillo7365

8 күн бұрын

He is Juiced bad bro I can’t stand these fools such lying lowlifes.

Trenbolone acetate. That's why they are both so aggressive. Tren makes you very aggressive

@onesolopolo4194

8 күн бұрын

and red 😂

@onesolopolo4194

8 күн бұрын

Oh and bald

“Hello everybody and welcome back to another alpha male video” I love this

If your ad interrupts my video I will NOT buy your product.

i'm gonna fall for it.

@themouthofsauron6926

9 күн бұрын

Exactly, I'm not strong enough.

@FoxxyTiger

8 күн бұрын

Don’t do it my friend 🥲 you no have smooth brain!!

@beelance8057

8 күн бұрын

This dude was homeschooled and got a degree at 19?

@ozzynuntius3289

8 күн бұрын

People really consider Oompaville a 🐐 commentary KZreadr? (he is)

@wh0.isk4y

8 күн бұрын

@@FoxxyTiger who said i have one🤷‍♀️

It sure showcases how tricky digital consumerism can be. Especially appreciate your take on the paradoxical 'alpha male' Internet persona.

Man i love when oompaville was just oomping all over the place, oomped everywhere.Yeah.

@bullythebully100

9 күн бұрын

He should pin this comment. That's some new vocabulary!

19:58 Coop was it funny?!?!

@thomascooper1800

9 күн бұрын

Yeah it was really funny

@Velgan83

8 күн бұрын

@@thomascooper1800 thanks Coop

@thomascooper1800

8 күн бұрын

@@Velgan83no problem buddy

21:14 The 1%er moniker has been associated with outlaw motorcycle clubs for decades. Does he think that using it makes him a badass? I’m guessing they would laugh in his face. 🤷‍♀️

Anyone acting like Wes in prison wouldn't last very long.

Ads in elevators is crazy😂

David Goggins is one of the tuffest guys I’ve ever seen. And he’s a true ‘alpha male’ compared to these dudes. Came from nothing into a man that completed navy seal training with two broken legs, he’s a badass

"As soon as they start projecting ads into the night sky and I can no longer be one with the firmament I will revolt." One of my favorite lines ever said. I couldn't stop laughing.

I don't think he meowed.

@cattifyed

9 күн бұрын

no 🐈meow🐈ing

@Ally_Rose0-0

9 күн бұрын

I literally just saw your other comment😂

@alexv3372

9 күн бұрын

No mewing 🧏‍♂️

@emilyannamanda

5 күн бұрын

𝑳𝒐𝒍 𝒘𝒉𝒚 𝒅𝒊𝒅 𝒊 𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝒃𝒐𝒕𝒉 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕

@MrMischevious232

Күн бұрын

I saw your comment on the last video 💀

... if "Ronco" Ron Popeil /Billy Mays is not selling it, I am not buying it no more ..🤣 ..

I'm so glad IPOS made thar exposure video because know I've got Oompa. Wes Watson getting verbally destroyed by Andrew Wilson was so hilarious.

Wes definitely held a pocket in prison.

The back of my brain when Oompaville mentions Sourboys: “the candy man can…”

In other words Wes is a Big Papa pickle, pickled in Winstrol and Trenbolone., who read the Secret and decided he was going to do the Raging Alpha Secret..

Why even buy into anyone else's lifestyle, just be you, you want to change, do it, it's not that hard but these people make it seem like it's so difficult. Back in the day this was called HARD WORK, they didn't gloat about it. The problem is that there is always someone out there that will buy this course.

@-xxMelissaxx-

9 күн бұрын

Had me on board until the "back in the day" part. The rest is valid though. Hard work has always been hard. People have ALWAYS looked for shortcuts and cheat codes to success and also the meaning of life, the universe, and everything...which of course is 42.

3:26 dude over here sounding like a Super Mario 64 Thwomp. UENGH! UENGH UENGH!

“I am candy man, I have candy brand” Oomp COOKIN’!!

I'm a firm believer in, you just gotta let dumb people be dumb lol. You can lead a horse to water brother..

@bullythebully100

9 күн бұрын

Wes got followers man. He can be dumb all he wants, I'm concerned with the people who follow this guy. Can't make the horse drink!

@-xxMelissaxx-

9 күн бұрын

But you can warn the horse that there's a crocodile in said water... waiting to steal their wallet.

thanks oompa i almost fell for it. appreciate you looking out

I love all your new, and old, products that you've put on your site for us. Thank you!

the add in's via edit.... Oompaville has some of the best on the platform. Very well done with this video guys, well well produced and very well edited. TY for the quality chit

Wes Watson is a dollar store version of Will Wheaton.

Lol yeah it's pretty true, the less money you have the more life does f*** you. I'm 28 married I have two little girls two and three and I have congestive heart failure with hypertension cardiomyopathy and an ICD defibrillator. My husband takes care of me and life continuously bends us over and shows us who's the boss so😂🤷🏻 Love you oomp

@sarahthesarah2850

9 күн бұрын

Husbands like yours are the true alphas. Having a family, health issues and low income is the hard life. My husband cares for me and our daughters. We are in a similar boat. There is so much content targeted to the men who are becoming men and men like our husbands that are manning up that is emasculating and demoralizing. Reminds me of the ads targeted at me that try to guilt, manipulate and shame me into buying products. Hope you and yours are surrounded by loving folks and wholesome moments, that they help you through the f***kery of life.

After the circuses became less popular, the clowns looked for other work.

Always enjoy the background lighting you have in your videos 🔥

@4:00 anyone with thier imaginary sky daddy tattood on thier arm visible is already crazy let alone from prison hahahaha

@michaelmorrow607

8 күн бұрын

What a disrespectful and hateful thing to say.

@Evan-k

6 күн бұрын

​@@michaelmorrow607it's not incorrect

imagine this video just turned into a sour boyz ad

12:20 "It's a little vein" yes it is Oompa. I cant stop staring right at them.

Your videos are fantastic, and the regular references to South Park jokes make me relate even more. I often think in South Park references! Thank you for the incredible content!

Hey... salesman here. Caleb, if you're doing a flavor a week why aren't you doing a subscription service/box?

@CainXVII

6 күн бұрын

I think because his batches are smaller than demand anyways. If there was a subscription service there would be nothing left for the people who try to buy on the day.

I wouldn't take life advice from someone who narced on his coworkers

-Learn how to sell -Sell the idea that life is worth living -Profit? -File for bankruptcy :(

5:45 uh, everything okay, oomp? 😂 tf was all that?

That Medium article is almost 100% something Andy paid someone to write and post

9:11 SwaggerSouls 9:57 Mike Tyson

Another great intro😺 the amorphous blob of nothingness part was very relatable 😹

Great work Oompa and the rest of the team.

They *are* 100% a scam. No one should feel unable to say that.

I swear your videos always have the best timing

I really enjoy you on PKA I was surprised by how open you were about past struggles and being a massive gun owner big ups

bro you never fail to make me chuckle lol luh you g

1:22 I, CANDY MAN, HAVE CANDY BRAND 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️

@JH-fp1lw

9 күн бұрын

Truly one of the quotes of all time

Sorry oompa, but its true, I would never have been able to sell 40 cars a month without picturing my wife and kids being kidnapped

“Socrates, for knuckle draggers” dude wut💀💀🤣

"you gotta be red." 😂😂

Only thing im falling for is daddy ooompalive

@Toast6077

9 күн бұрын

Relatable

he looks like he is going to explode 😭😭

Love how you say “WETH”

I love how many vids he's been putting out lately,while still staying creative and fresh. Aces! ✌

Do you know how weird it is to see KZread channel with 5 million subscribers with one singular view on their KZread video? I don’t care if it’s been literally 18 seconds it’s still funny.

@Yalle2

9 күн бұрын

He fell off that's why

@DMONEYlNDUSTRY

9 күн бұрын

​@@Yalle2*no fall off*

@Yalle2

9 күн бұрын

@@DMONEYlNDUSTRY 1 view after 18 seconds is falling off

@calvinkruntorad6215

9 күн бұрын

​@DMONEYlNDUSTRY Bro hes got like 500k-milli views on all his recent videos

@mikec.8604

9 күн бұрын

lol get a life

HI OOMPAVILLE!

As someone who also got into self help books for similar issues (7 habits and When I Say No, I Feel Guilty, among others), im curious to know which books oompie got into

That last statement hits hard.

❤ yay thanks for the new vid

22 seconds ago is diabolical

Dude’s hair was fighting for its life

I won't be okay with the over excess of ads until were in a Cyberpunk world. Then it's just aesthetic dressing at that point.

oompsie

Funny how I liked how most of the guys looked in their before pictures more than the "ripped" dudes. I feel about "ripped" steroid looking dudes the way guys feel when they see a chick with an inch of makeup on her face . . .I like em more natural.

3:51 anyone else see those two middle dudes and thought "hey, aren't those the two guys in Breaking Bad?" Lol

it literally baffles me how you're able to push out such great content so often, I really appreciate being able to see a new, fresh, and entertaining video from you, keep up the great content.

Like the great Margaret Thatcher once said "being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

This is so skibidi toilet

I completly agree with your life advice!! Life really does like to kick you when you're down :D its great, really helps when you need to get back on track. But somehow some way it will get better

Finally made a SourBoys drop and ordered some of the GreenApple / Sunshine Slap. I found your channel through the coverage of all the issues ya’ll faced starting up, so I’m excited to try it out at last!