one thing is for certain: he spent his life trying to get in to smaller pants

@An0nymous_L0gic

14 күн бұрын

gottem

@johnnyflannigan136

14 күн бұрын

He wasn't trying.. He succeeded

@saladin3273

14 күн бұрын

​@@johnnyflannigan136💀

@-69-.

13 күн бұрын

His career started and ended the same way

@artsysabs

13 күн бұрын

Eww 😭

He’s also locked in the same prison as Daniel Larson too.

@fireassassin1688

14 күн бұрын

Oh snap really??

@darthplagueis3488

14 күн бұрын

@@solene2014who is Caleb?

@trippyliquids

14 күн бұрын

birds of a feather etc etc

@Phearsum

14 күн бұрын

@@solene2014 Do you have dementia?

@PopeyeSolos

14 күн бұрын

Saying “also” and “too” in the same sentence is kinda redundant but I get what you mean

I remember working at Subway when his crimes started coming to light. One night, corporate ordered every single piece of advertisement that had his face or name on it to get torn down and thrown out before the media got ahold of the story. They wanted to cut ties IMMEDIATELY. They refused to tell us what ws going on, because they didn't want us telling the customers. It was a crazy time

@tomboyraider1015

8 күн бұрын

That’s crazy haha. But at the time when corporate told you get rid of anything with Jared’s face or name on it, you didn’t know the reason why? You all didn’t know the story?

@zemespiral

8 күн бұрын

@tomboyraider1015 Nope. It was before it was made public, and Subway was being very hush hush. We also weren't allowed to take any of it home, and had to mark everything with a big X in permanent marker.

@MeowMeow_95_

8 күн бұрын

Oh I would have TOOOOOOTALLY kept some memerobilia!!! I would be so suspicious😂😂😂😂

@zemespiral

8 күн бұрын

@@MeowMeow_95_ OH I wanted to, but our regional manager was there watching like a hawk

The thing that creeps me out the most about Jared's last commercial, isn't just the emphasis put on children, but also the fact that it's animated in a way that's appealing to children

@austins.2495

5 күн бұрын

Yea, a company marketing to children is terrifying never heard of that being done before

@Alex-xi4bg

3 күн бұрын

@@austins.2495it’s not the company it’s the person making it, like Dan at Nick

Jared "I've lost so much weight there's room for a kid in my pants" Fogle

@minecraftnerd2175

14 күн бұрын

💀

@Thebluedittoguy

14 күн бұрын

💀

@jonosterman2878

14 күн бұрын

I think maybe YOU should be paid five dollars for this comment 😂

@alatussimp420

13 күн бұрын

Bruh 😭💀

@mondocanemczee

13 күн бұрын

​@@jonosterman2878I agree lol

I remember asking my parents why the subway man was no longer in the commercials and they told me he died bc they didn’t wanna explain to their child what he did 😂😂

@MajinJustin872

9 күн бұрын

SAMME 🤣🤣🤣

@J0nny_Ch1mp0

8 күн бұрын

I like that ending better.

@brokkenmeme

8 күн бұрын

Kid: Where’s the subway man? Parents: *DEAD*

@harrisonskelton6934

8 күн бұрын

I remember when the first commercial aired 😂

@user-ul1xq2db4f

8 күн бұрын

Fair

Never once in my life did I ever expect to hear the phrase "legally bread."

@daynasafranek7807

8 күн бұрын

I worked in a subway, in the early 90’s, and we had to proof and bake that… what is it? 😂😂😂

@darknes4150

8 күн бұрын

@@daynasafranek7807 cake according to Ireland most us bread is considered cake legally in European countries due to its high sugar content

@annaelizabzth

4 күн бұрын

That sounds like a default Reddit username

@Tondy3

12 сағат бұрын

​@@daynasafranek7807 its filled with so much sugar that in europe its considered cake, not bread

Now he’s eating foot longs in prison.

@lemmyspeaks

8 күн бұрын

From a 7 foot tall man named Requis

@leonardwashington3422

7 күн бұрын

Convict Beef on White bread

@Recoveryanonymous

5 күн бұрын

​@@lemmyspeaksMutt's law

The cost of living seems to be increasing every year, making it harder to keep up.

@AshleyKeith-vw7ws

13 күн бұрын

Indeed , it's becoming quite challenging to manage expenses.

@OliverLiam-px3vx

13 күн бұрын

I've actually managed to stay ahead of the curve. I'm even contemplating early retirement.

@HRMColoniallifeinsurance

13 күн бұрын

Impressive! How did you achieve that?

@OliverLiam-px3vx

13 күн бұрын

@@HRMColoniallifeinsurance Our family got introduced to a financial consultant”DESIREE RUTH HOFFMAN .” about four years before my dad retired. That was what changed things, and I think my retirement income will be on the right track, luxury cars and trips

@LeahLewis-ny9iu

13 күн бұрын

Absolutely, DESIREE RUTH HOFFMAN has a knack for analyzing market trends and helping clients make informed decisions.

This was a fantastic lesson as someone who works in marketing: never, ever base your entire brand on a single person you found off the street.

@fatuusdottore

14 күн бұрын

Nah, it worked pretty well for them. Even after he's been exposed, it doesn't change the fact he lost that weight.

@Sarah-with-an-H

14 күн бұрын

They didn't it was a really weird marketing campaign. Subway has existed since the 70's and Jared was only a spokesperson for a relatively short time in the companies history

@lilelo208

14 күн бұрын

Nah, the lesson is corporations don't care about morality unless it loses them money. Profits above humanity.

@A_YouTube_Commenter

13 күн бұрын

@@lilelo208 What are the odds, he would be a kiddie diddler?

@lilelo208

13 күн бұрын

@@A_KZread_Commenter Terrible that Subway knew and decided to hide it, even with people going to the FBI.

That commercial actually made me chuckle! I pulled the ripped cord and nothing...so I thought to myself; "what would Jared do?" *AAAHhhh!!! AAAAaaaahhhh!!!

Jared ended his career the same way he started it, by getting into smaller pants

@ammogan

10 күн бұрын

😮😂

@stankobarabata2406

8 сағат бұрын

You people are amazing at making these up, gave me a sensible chuckle.

His cameo on Smiling Friends was the real jumpscare

@eatacid1504

13 күн бұрын

Dude no bc I seriously thought they were gonna go there. Chris Chan was suppose to be in it too but uh yanno what happened lol

@uneventfullyeventful2497

13 күн бұрын

REAL

@thedovah8102

13 күн бұрын

My eyes widened when I saw him lol

@dino_119_

13 күн бұрын

thought at first this was in reference to oompaville and I was scrambling to find oompa references in smiling friends lol

@smokeandmirrors6167

13 күн бұрын

DANDERSON

$100,000 to each victim accumulating to $1,400,000. That’s 14 victims….. how did he only get 15 years?!

@c4tl4dy76

13 күн бұрын

Because he's rich and could afford the kind of slimy sociopathic attorney to get him that sentence. Gotta love a corrupt justice system!

@Weldedhodag

13 күн бұрын

@@c4tl4dy76 there's a lot wrong with the justice system, but allowing people to have a defense attorney is not one of them

@DadsCigaretteRun

13 күн бұрын

@@c4tl4dy76I hate to be this guy but that is EXACTLY what his attorney should do. Without the ability to be defended by the best you can get our justice system is mob rule

@c4tl4dy76

13 күн бұрын

@@Weldedhodag totally missed the point. I agree everyone deserves a defense attorney. But there is a reason rich people get ridiculously light sentences while poor people end up in jail for decades (sometimes for things they've been falsely accused of), and that is the Almighty Dollar. There's probably a lot of baked-in racism, too, but the bigger issue is money.

@jamstheshapeshifter

13 күн бұрын

@@c4tl4dy76 I think the issue is your first comment didn't refer to that point, you almost entirely blamed him having a defense attorney as the issue

Oompa: "I'm not a sugar salesman" Also oompa: *owns a candy brand*

@0cedced

18 сағат бұрын

Also Oompa: My candy is candy it's no healthy for you.

Larsons not locked in there with Fogle, Fogles locked in there with Larson.

@imwastedhere

7 күн бұрын

Who is larson

@TheBloodyMatey

6 күн бұрын

​@@imwastedhere Daniel Larson

Met him once. My husband and some others were in their AF uniforms and Jared insisted on boarding before them and let's just say ppl on board didn't take kindly to that. He tried to apologize but the other passengers booed him.

@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..

13 күн бұрын

What's af uniforms

@HeyThisIsGale

13 күн бұрын

​@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..Air Force

@ghettoasmrisangrymanchild1852

13 күн бұрын

Imagine thinking you’re above anyone else for being in the chair force lol, they don’t do anything

@p-__

13 күн бұрын

My farts are better than Oompaville’s farts 💨

@mang0_cat444

13 күн бұрын

​@@ghettoasmrisangrymanchild1852 just cuz they're not on the ground doesn't mean they don't do anything

A family friend of ours was higher up at Subway in the Jared days. He said a bunch of people tried to blow the whistle but the VPs didnt want to hear it.

@NealBurkard-ut1oo

14 күн бұрын

Yeah even franchise owners made complaints that went swept under the rug

@chickensdone1

14 күн бұрын

Not surprised. It would have interfered with their profits.

@timothygay9875

13 күн бұрын

What ethnicity were the VP's who were covering it up?

@jiadjinn

13 күн бұрын

@@timothygay9875 Whats the name of the Princess that lived with the 7 dwarfs called again?👀

@MeMyself_andAI

13 күн бұрын

​​@@jiadjinn i believe it was 👃🤧

Whenever I go to Subway, I always ask the employees what ever happened to Jared Fogle? They always look at me funny lol

Jared actually lost weight by his exercise regimen consisting of chasing unaccompanied children around the playground

As someone named Jarred, Jared Fogle is the worst thing that happened to me. Once a week, I get, "Jarred? Like the subway guy?"

@SquidGains

13 күн бұрын

Dang bro we need a more infamous Jared asap

@wolverine9632

13 күн бұрын

This is why serial killers always have three names.

@artsysabs

13 күн бұрын

People nowadays still know of the subway guy though?

@jaredtelfer123

13 күн бұрын

I agree

@chiaralucia2411

13 күн бұрын

Dw my first thought is the vine

Oompavilles ability to put out 45 minute videos/ documentaries so frequently is extremely impressive. Props to him and his team

@gabler7992

14 күн бұрын

content factory soon?

@SkaterAce_

14 күн бұрын

I’ve personally been extremely impressed as well I can’t believe it

@Aurora-us8wi

14 күн бұрын

Forreal shout out to the team 👏🔥

@killajoe81

14 күн бұрын

Money makes you do crazy sh

@PaperPlateClorox

13 күн бұрын

Get that work

He took "Eat Fresh" too literally

Don't worry folks big bubba is still giving Jared his daily footlongs in prison 😂

@xemnith

7 күн бұрын

🎉🎉🎉

@collegerebel

6 күн бұрын

Filled with cheese

@user-ug1dh1zy4v

Күн бұрын

That's not happening in Englewood FCI

What’s really horrible is when Rachelle went to the fbi the first time, they threatened to charge her with possession unless she acted as an informant for them and continued collecting evidence. Feel so bad watching interviews of her. This whole situation and what the fbi put her through ruined that woman’s life.

Jared Fogle actually became a sovereign citizen and filed some of the weirdest and dumbest motions and papers I have ever had the misfortune of reading during his stint in federal court. Like, sincerely I cannot overstate how bizarre some of the arguments are in his pleadings/filings.

@EllieBelle1993

13 күн бұрын

Please elaborate!

@Cutest-Bunny998

13 күн бұрын

Well at one point he had a fellow prisoner file a motion to file an amicus brief... in a trial court?! And he claimed that he was a sovereign that the District Court lacked subject-matter jurisdiction over (which is backwards because the court exercises jurisdiciton of a topic, ie subject matter and separately exercises personal jurisdiction on a specific person, which Jared never contested...) This is literally an argument that that Congress did not intend this Court to be able to apply that law upon me in this venue. It's nonsense and it's never worked. Subject matter jurisdiction can properly be challenged, and must be present for any adjudication at all, but the Court doesn't lose subject-matter jurisdiction no matter who the person before the Court. Worse, he tried to bring his jurisdictional claim via improper criminal procedure, as he argued clear error which is subject to some judicial discretion, and not that the proceedings and collateral holdings were void ab initio, so even if his argument made sense (it did not), it was still wrong for procedural reasons.

@MetaITurtle

8 күн бұрын

​@@Cutest-Bunny998 not gonna lie, you had me at amicus.

@lborlet5204

6 күн бұрын

You should look into Patrick Tomlinson and his lawsuit against the Milwaukee PD, absolutely insane ramblings and hilarity

CORRECTION Oomplaville! His sentence ends in 2029! He was sentenced to technically 14 years.

Richard Simmons lost a lot of weight on the 70s and became a weight loss icon.

isn't the real story that Jared stalked a girl who worked at Subway, so that's why he went there so often. The girl became so concerned that she transferred stores miles away, and Jared, not to be deterred from a tasty treat, walked miles every day to the further location to continue stalking her. The exercise from the walking and I guess sandwiches led to his weight loss.

@uneventfullyeventful2497

13 күн бұрын

Hold on, WHAT??

@pokeydot1975

13 күн бұрын

Yes!!! I thought I had made that up in my head!!!

@sparklepugtea

13 күн бұрын

what- HUH?!

@mikeg7411

13 күн бұрын

Faxs.....nvr underestimate the power of 😺 and a losers fantasy that she will pick him

@KidCorporate

13 күн бұрын

Why was a 12 year old working at Subway?

I joke with my dad that Subway won't hire anyone named Jared. They just throw out the application.

@Corn0nTheCobb

9 күн бұрын

He ruined it for any Jareds that would want to work at Subway, forever. The jokes from co-workers and customers would be never ending

@Im_anidiot21

9 күн бұрын

My friend named Jared has tried 4 times to get a job at subway and he has done nothing wrong in his life.

@Merble

9 күн бұрын

@@Im_anidiot21 I mean, he applied to Subway while being named Jared so you're wrong about that last part.

@hulksmash3429

9 күн бұрын

​@@Im_anidiot21He has a forbidden destiny. Keep an eye on him

@ObeyAzura

8 күн бұрын

​@@Merble i spat out my drink holy- 😂

Nobody's getting named Jared again until 2153

"Jared Fogel, was once s baby" 😂 Then the Broll film of that Jewish man coming out of the sewers, i lost it 😂😂😂

The recent Jared Fogle gag on Smiling Friends sums him up perfectly… He is absolutely awful in most awful of all the awful ways….

@dazingamaine4318

13 күн бұрын

yet if he did that today he would be accepted by the lgtbq+ gangs.... times have changed. let us all survive shame month.

@ratto999

13 күн бұрын

yeah

@therealeikichionizuka

13 күн бұрын

couldn'tve said it better

@CompComp

13 күн бұрын

I just watched smiling friends this week. I figured out how to use Max for free through my Internet provider which was VERY annoying. I'm sure the process was annoying on purpose.

@GuineaPigMan2

13 күн бұрын

Comment stealing thot bot

"I'm not a sugar salesman" says Oompa ! He's a CANDY salesman that's the difference !!!

@andrewmaximo4485

13 күн бұрын

He's a gun tuber. Haven't you heard?

@KiboSanti

13 күн бұрын

​@@andrewmaximo4485I heard he's a crazy gun obsessed gun nut!! 😂

Fun fact: eating things with real sugar is better for you than artificial sweetners. If you take in artificial sweetners your more likely to eat more, or drink, because your body wants actual sugar, so you're more apt to end up overeating or drinking things that have both artificial and actual sugar. I don't eat lots of sweets, but when I do it's actual sugar bc of that and I'm allergic to artificial sweetners.

@kiles-ge5fn

4 күн бұрын

What about those little flavored sugar things? The ones you put in water? I was always curious because I drank like...5 of em a day

@bogganalseryd2324

17 сағат бұрын

don't forget the cancer Hazzard

I work at one of the only two Quiznos left in Virginia and we always get people complaining about how few Quiznos are left

@ck17350

5 күн бұрын

I salute you sir. I miss Quiznos. I miss those weird creepy mice or whatever they used to use in their ads.

The funniest boss fight in South Park the fractured but whole

@jahcode6132

14 күн бұрын

you know, we don't only keep black guys in this prison. . .we do have one. . .white guy

@saladin3273

14 күн бұрын

That was cursed.

@ceac0159

13 күн бұрын

"Hey kids wanna see my footlong?"

@faefiercevulpine6990

13 күн бұрын

I literally couldn’t stop thinking about that through this whole video 😂

@BAT1357

13 күн бұрын

It made me so uncomfy and also the Casa Bonita DLC with "Corey Haim" aka Michael Jackson...I was uncomfy with that one too 😂😂😂

Jared went to my middle school when I was in 7th grade. I remember him giving us a speech about healthy eating. Back then, it was so cool seeing him. Strangely enough, one of my female classmates randomly disappeared off the face of the earth and never reappeared back in my town until long after we graduated. She has a kid now whose 13 years old.... I never knew why she disappeared at the time, but when it became a huge thing that Jared was doing this stuff with kids, it became a strange coincidence why that girl disappeared from our class forever without any mention of her leaving.

@dillonwalshpvd

13 күн бұрын

I know it’s not funny but when I read this the first time I really thought you were implying that Jared had murdered your classmate 😂

@AimeeAimee444

13 күн бұрын

Are you insinuating or did she actually have a mini Jared?! 😳😳😳

@HamburgerPizza666

13 күн бұрын

😂

@HamburgerPizza666

13 күн бұрын

It’s not funny it’s just that seems like something,nervous laughter

@katiedid27

13 күн бұрын

And the Principal of the school? Abraham Lincoln.

Man that southpark episode about him wanting to give kids aids hits different after he got arrested 😂

Real men go to Jimmy johns and embraces the diabetis

@jefferythibodeaux5573

9 күн бұрын

Agreed

I had a friend once say "We have 'No Smoking' signs around everywhere and people aren't smoking. Maybe we should have 'No Touching Kids' signs everywhere and see how that works.".

@vanessabarker4657

8 күн бұрын

Yeah cause that would work smh 🤦‍♂️

@Danktank02

8 күн бұрын

@@vanessabarker4657it might we never tried this idea so we will never know

@GaryNac

8 күн бұрын

Is it just me or does it seem like a no touching kids sign would definitely make somebody scared that there is definitely somebody running around the area who is touching kids.

@SniffHeinkel

8 күн бұрын

​@@GaryNac It would work because it would make pedophiles paranoid that their neighbors are watching them.

@richardsanchez5444

7 күн бұрын

I think Louis CK has a bit on that.

I met Jared at a Packers vs. Colts game in the 2000s. Still make fun of my dad for insisting we take a picture together 😂

i got a jared jewelry ad on this video im actually so dead

"To die in the meat grinder on the beaches of Normandy" is crazyyy 💀

Imagine if he gets out of jail and they hand him back the big pants.

@kademcarthur5362

11 күн бұрын

Apparently he got fat again in prison

Jared ruined subway. If he didn’t do what he did we’d still have our beloved $5 footlongs

@FezCaliph

13 күн бұрын

😭😭😭

@matguimond92

13 күн бұрын

they tried hypnotizing everybody with that 5 dollar jingle _"five __-jared-__ dollar __-wasn't-__ foot __-associated-__ long __-with us-__ any"_

@goddammitalana

13 күн бұрын

They do 6.99 footlong meatball marinara and 1 other sandwich. Saw the sign in the walmart subway the other day

@_Kuma_

13 күн бұрын

It’s always been $7 foot longs where I live, even though we had the commercial for $5 😩

@julesdevall2176

13 күн бұрын

Right, was some BS ​@@_Kuma_

15:23 the way he keeps talking so casually as he takes his gum out and carefully sticks it to his microphone 😂 imagine being in a face-to-face conversation with someone and they just stick their gum on you 😭

"That's all I can remember, is that big f**king set of pants he's got, I'd love to have a set of pants that much.." 😆🤣

"My biggest vice is food." John Cena: are you sure about that?

@A_YouTube_Commenter

13 күн бұрын

"Biggest legal one."

i remember when the jared fogle memes first came out i was in high school playing dnd with my friends and i thought it'd be funny to create a stealth assassin Grung(frog person) character named "Jared Frogle"

Keep pumping the funny videos out and I’m your new subscriber

Sugar is bad, don't eat sugar... says the candy man!! 🤣🤣

@Mannydamon

14 күн бұрын

I was thinking of sourboys

@KenithLemley

14 күн бұрын

I mean he himself said in moderation so lol ​@@Mannydamon

@artsysabs

13 күн бұрын

Tbf he does say that it’s STILL candy, albeit “”healthier”” candy

@Mannydamon

13 күн бұрын

@@KenithLemley i like u

@KenithLemley

13 күн бұрын

@@Mannydamon ?

‘Im not a sugar salesman’ says the sugar salesman

@BAT1357

13 күн бұрын

To be fair he is the chief sales officer of sugar 😂😂😂 not some lowly sugar salesman

@verbdan

13 күн бұрын

@@BAT1357 not wrong! level 99 sugar salesman

@LordJackass

6 күн бұрын

No no, not sugar. Candy.

This was very well done Oompa!

Love your content keep up the great work

Even Jared's sentence was underage

@lukeGGlee

10 күн бұрын

But hey Fogles got footlongs for everyone

@TheMandaloreFett

9 күн бұрын

@@lukeGGlee*from😂

@Corn0nTheCobb

9 күн бұрын

@@TheMandaloreFett definitely from

@brokkenmeme

8 күн бұрын

@@TheMandaloreFettwell prisoners don’t take kindly to offenders like him... so yeah he’s dead

Can't believe how Subway used Jared's story so effectively in their marketing. Really shocking to see the difference in his physique though.

That noise in the first few seconds was wild lol and the transition to words HA !

What's Funny is that Jared has a Comic with Superman... JARED MET SUPERMAN

Subway got Jared in the early 2000s while Quiznos got the nightmare fuel screaming potato puppets

@emperial4421

13 күн бұрын

Quiznos was 1000 times better

@jupitershanty

13 күн бұрын

EAT QUIZNOS SUBS! BRING A COUPON! ANY COUPON WORKS!

@coralburriss3546

13 күн бұрын

I miss those little guys. They were spongmonkeys. Subway was nothing compared to the screeching of those commercials. Miss them.

@shaun5047

12 күн бұрын

lol I loved those Quiznos commercials

9 күн бұрын

They got a pepper bar! 😂😂

As someone who used to be 300 pounds and just hit 200, what has been pivital for my weightloss wasnt eating necessary super healthy but just moderating my calories with 500 calories of exercise every day. I still eat maccas occasionally, just smoked a nice fat brisket for dinnee yesterday and still enjoy the occasional sour boys. Basically watch your calories dont overeat you'll be fine.

@thepubknight6144

13 күн бұрын

Awesome I used to be 320lbs and now I'm 260lbs after a year of changing my diet and exercising And you're right , I walk 1-2 times a day on my treadmill 30 minutes I only eat twice a day and a iced coffee with zero sugar creamer or a smoothie with Greek yogurt zero fat zero sugar Usually Pepsi zero , I'm also a vegetarian but I still eat Reese's cups It's really about calories intake I eat about 400-450 total calories per day But exercise daily is the key

@SkroomJuice

13 күн бұрын

@@thepubknight6144congrats to both yourself and the original poster! Way to go both of you!

@cinnamoslut

12 күн бұрын

@@thepubknight6144 you only eat 400 to 450 calories a day? Is this just a temporary diet for you? That's pretty extreme, very low calorie. Have you talked to a doctor about this diet of yours?

@michaelnugent9758

12 күн бұрын

Well done, guys 👏🏻 That's awesome

“I need to stop joking” - funniest thing oompa has said all year.

Love that funny sound in the beginning 😂

Fun fact Oompa, Idaho passed a bill that gives pedophiles the death penalty. :D

@planetstolen4748

10 күн бұрын

So did Florida and Tennessee

@TheRandompaint

9 күн бұрын

Awesome

@justin2308

8 күн бұрын

Time will tell if that does anything or not.

@brokkenmeme

8 күн бұрын

“And thy punishment… is DEATH” -A Idaho court judge

@TheUnseenKrab

8 күн бұрын

Female predators will still get a slap on the wrist. -_-

My boyfriend walks in on 'Sandwich empire" and gets really excited and then I explain it and he goes "oh I thought it was cool." And the look of disappointment 😂😂😂

Thanks to smiling friends to remind Jared fogle. Very appreciated

I remember my class were watching SuperSize Me in School, and they showed Jared Fogle talking to a school and I just yelled out "Get away from him kids!" and my teacher got angry at me. lol

i am eating a subway right now and it tastes like the way a comic book store smells

@dying101666

8 күн бұрын

Comic book store. Sure you're not talking about some other kind of place?

@raptorskilltor4554

8 күн бұрын

Are you sure it doesn’t smell like a smash tournament

"alright guys. todays client is jared fogle" pim and charlie:

@blueberry5822

9 күн бұрын

We can’t turn anyone away!

@brokkenmeme

8 күн бұрын

“This is the only time we turn someone away.”

@legoghostyoda

8 күн бұрын

@@blueberry5822so yeah! you guys are making Jared Fogle smile today! pretty cool, huh?

@LazerGlassX3

7 күн бұрын

@@legoghostyoda Real

When you got 80 of those HDs, your brain is always on a sugar high

i love how an added layer to why that Super Size Me documentary is so misleading and dated is that they have a whole segment about Jared speaking at a school (RIP Morgan Spurlock, you were kinda weird, but better than Jared)

The man liked Subway and Children

@sinjin8576

14 күн бұрын

Not necessarily in that order

@marquisdelafayette-xe1ht

14 күн бұрын

@@sinjin8576 lol

@ghost_to_a_ghost

14 күн бұрын

@@sinjin8576 i think he was an equal opportunity offender on that one.

@PorkChopAChunky

14 күн бұрын

Mostly just the children

@ROT4RYfc3s

14 күн бұрын

So did Michael Jackson, just without the subway

I like to believe Daniel Larson and Jared Fogle share a cell and Larson is driving him absolutely insane.

The self reflection and honesty at 15:17 speaks volumes. 😂

I can't help but think of the Aunty Donna sketch everytime this comes up.

I was in jail with Jared a little less than a decade ago in Henderson County. He was at the end if the hall in the chomo cells. When he would come back to his cell everyone yell "chomo!" at him. 😊g

@Mohmar2010

13 күн бұрын

DAWG WHY WERE YOU THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE

@spartangoku7610

13 күн бұрын

@@Mohmar2010 I’ll assume it’s the same as Jared until I’m told otherwise.

@Averagejack1234

13 күн бұрын

@@spartangoku7610people like you are the reason no one believes in humanity anymore

@Cancel-Flip

12 күн бұрын

@@spartangoku7610 Oh and some future advice, if you meet an ex-con in the real world and you don't know what they did, do not publicly accuse them of being a chomo. It increases your chances of getting shanked by 69,420%

@spartangoku7610

12 күн бұрын

@@Cancel-Flip duly noted. That’s why I did it anonymously on the net.

his hard drive ..... ☠️

@twisterman4184

13 күн бұрын

"Hard" drive 😬

@DanielThureskog

12 күн бұрын

His "external" hard drive

@twisterman4184

12 күн бұрын

@@DanielThureskog 😬😬

LOL at 15:08 I feel like that would have been a much more effective recruiting ad back then….😂

I’ve never seen the ‘what would you do - skydive’ commercial before. Jared actually cracked me up 😂

Got Subway for the first time since forever and this video drops. Oompaville is working with my gangstalkers.

Jared is a monster

@sinjin8576

14 күн бұрын

A predator even. Very similar to The White Bowser.

@gargamel3393

13 күн бұрын

I've known 2 people throughout my life with the same lips and head shape who also have curly black hair and they both turned out to be p*dos. Never trust a man that has bulbous lips that look like they're always moist around your kids.

Ompa:"I'm not a sugar salesman" Also Ompa: sells sour boys

Diet Coke w lime is one of mankind’s greatest achievements

He's definitely getting a foot long now.

@jealousmuch888

13 күн бұрын

😂

@Punisher1981

13 күн бұрын

Yea a.meat ball foot long

@mitchelpais8761

12 күн бұрын

He ain't getting a side of fries, he's getting a side of guys

@Snappy650

10 күн бұрын

Apparently he was giving inmates stuff for “protection” and they just stood and watched while he got beaten 😂

@Cacowninja

8 күн бұрын

Eww.

I wonder if filming the court scene in the commercials made him nervous 😂

I laughed at the shot of him with the kids baseball team. Bet he gave them the alarm clocks

"Im not a sugar salesman." *plugs candy*

I can't believe im at an age now where some people don't remember all this.

@MeowMeow_95_

8 күн бұрын

I randomly brought up Britney Spears in conversation with my niece and she didn’t know who that was. I was flabbergasted and sad at the same time 😂😂😂😂

The only diet soda i actually like is fresca, i didnt even realize it was diet until i was like 20 because it isnt marketed as a diet soda, turns out it is zero calorie, zero sugar

@aaronbryant6591

14 күн бұрын

I forgot about Fresca. If you like that try squirt zero sugar. Way better than

@mangodango1733

13 күн бұрын

Black cherry fresca was fire

@kattbentley5810

13 күн бұрын

Oh really???? Crazy I love fresca but I HATE DIET SODA!!!!!

@llamapajamas4823

13 күн бұрын

I love Fresca!

@mrkoolaidism

13 күн бұрын

Yep! Fresca is a diet soda and I shed a single tear every single night for the discontinued Fresca flavors. RIP my love

Drink every time he says big pants

The best place was Quiznos with those dead rat commercials “THEY GOT A PEPPER BAR!”

@khaleesireyna731

8 күн бұрын

I never saw those commercials on TV, but when Nostalgia Critic reviewed that one for his commercials special, I f*cking died laughing at that. Those weird rat things were iconic!

@bagingi3020

7 күн бұрын

Hells yeah they where it was gold 👌

I knew he was from indiana, but didnt realize he graduated like 10 minutes down the road from where i live

@weaselwovel

14 күн бұрын

😬😬😬

@faefiercevulpine6990

13 күн бұрын

I’m a Hoosier and didn’t even know he was from my state, i feel so dumb 😭😂

“I’m not a sugar salesman” Sells candy

Americans dying on the beaches of Normandy is why you were able to create this video.

Went to adjust the video quality so many times during playback only to realize that’s just how video quality was during the early 2000s, baby. Great job Oomps, how nobody saw the predator behind those eyes is beyond me.

@ItsDaNewGuy

13 күн бұрын

Shut up, bot

@The_Tumbler_Witch

13 күн бұрын

Yes, we also had to get our film developed. Regularly took a week until they learned how to do it in an hour. Believe it or not, there were black and white TVs before the color models. 🙄 I swear does anyone whatsoever learn history?

@Zyklon_B_still_and_know_God

13 күн бұрын

What are you 12?

@issaproject

13 күн бұрын

Wait till she finds out about waiting a week to see the newest Saturday morning cartoons .. or dialup.

@Hashishiyah

13 күн бұрын

These bots are getting too human.

As a former employee of Subway, the ingredients on the boxes didn't add up to what they SHOULD have been for that particular product. Also, their chicken meat... well... Just don't eat it.

@isaactonatiuh9384

13 күн бұрын

Y, why can't I eat the chicken

@CamboigaYT

11 күн бұрын

What’s in the chicken 😨

@CamboigaYT

11 күн бұрын

Is the ham safe

@mimesforcrimes8393

8 күн бұрын

​@@isaactonatiuh9384 the chicken isn't really chicken... It's more Chicken Extract

@choronos

8 күн бұрын

@@isaactonatiuh9384 Personally I would avoid chicken at subway for food safety reasons. I don't trust Subway employees to make sure the meats are properly temperature controlled, and chicken especially spoils very quickly.

i almost just screamed when he said the journalists name...

“ I’m not a sugar salesman” owns a candy company

As someone who’s lost 100lbs and is also in school to be a dietician, the most important thing for weight loss is CICO (calories in-calories out). No matter what you’re doing, it’s a balance of energy. Of course nutrients and everything are important for your health, but if your only goal is weight loss, you could eat nothing but twinkies and still lose weight as long as you’re not eating over your daily calorie limit. Since I’m disabled, I didn’t even exercise, just ate better and was careful of my caloric intake. It took longer for me because of that, but I still did lose the weight and have kept it off.

@kodiiayyeee256

9 күн бұрын

Yup you're 100% correct. Andddd you dont need sit ups or crunches to get a 6 pack.. Just lose the fat around your belly/visceral fat. Sit ups strengthen your core