“Pretty sloppy 150WPM” Me with 60 WPM: yeah you’re right

@moa_3905

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh i have between 35 wpm How do yall type so fast

@barackoboomer8972

3 жыл бұрын

Mo A_3 60 is average

@brentbarrus9754

3 жыл бұрын

@@barackoboomer8972 lol you're like the guy who says 7 inches is average. 60 is proficient.

@Gulibear

3 жыл бұрын

I used to be around 60 but the I started practicing and I’m around 80 - 90

@barackoboomer8972

3 жыл бұрын

Brent Barrus 7 inches is average tho...

“If you’re not first, you’re last.” Life lessons from John

@NoThisIsJohn

3 жыл бұрын

Shanke and bake!

@Jordan-bj2fw

3 жыл бұрын

@@NoThisIsJohn Step Brothers reference🧐? My favorite movie

@thescarlettspeedster399

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jordan-bj2fw Talladega Nights I believe

@Jordan-bj2fw

3 жыл бұрын

@@thescarlettspeedster399 oh yeah, I forgot. They have the same actors lmao

@brownchair2698

3 жыл бұрын

@@NoThisIsJohn I noticed the dell g7

Discord moderators explaining how saying ‘kitten’ is offensive to them

@pleasecontactme4274

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@scheimong

3 жыл бұрын

I take offence to that. Puppies are clearly superior.

@strangezoko

3 жыл бұрын

@@scheimong eggs are more superior than anything 😎

@shalow9158

3 жыл бұрын

@@strangezoko nah plums are the goats

@bluqy

3 жыл бұрын

Discord mods when a e girl joins the server: kitten spotted

discord mods when that one girl says "I'm 16 years old"

@m7amedroshdy

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@Something0102

3 жыл бұрын

Ritsu!

@maurice7017

3 жыл бұрын

14*

@vijayapatil3564

3 жыл бұрын

@Kristian Mestousis lol

@maurice7017

3 жыл бұрын

@Kristian Mestousis no. No i dont think you did

6 y.o. Me when my dads computer is turned off

@alwaysjohniya_1502

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr-

@dino4812

3 жыл бұрын

that's actually relatable

@ayes8896

3 жыл бұрын

Ye lol

@ecxdee

3 жыл бұрын

Relatable

@smallzebra19

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

“Pretty sloppy 150 fine” Me: “I just hit 50 WPM

@halo__9855

3 жыл бұрын

Noob! Buy a better keyboard!

@gabithink5079

3 жыл бұрын

@@halo__9855 lmao not everyone is born and can immediately type at 170 wpm. Get a life

@halo__9855

3 жыл бұрын

@@gabithink5079 no inglish

@hamzathebeastgaming3339

3 жыл бұрын

@@halo__9855 no Korean

@l1ghthd475

3 жыл бұрын

@@gabithink5079 r/wooooosh

He's not hacking be just has a really good gaming chair.

@jamoloo8875

3 жыл бұрын

You have the same yt avatar as I have for my discord avatar.....

@brownchair2698

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamoloo8875 Nice

@NWORails_Off_Topic

3 жыл бұрын

It all counts on the chair

@ky1e

3 жыл бұрын

I heard that John doesn’t play any games

@Spaghetto9699

3 жыл бұрын

Hes literally shooting me through 13 walls, how does his chair make that possible?

It is cool that he is able to recognise the people he is up against.

*_Am I the only one who doesn't want his keyboard to die_*

@minecraftdoors1661

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@deleted9821

3 жыл бұрын

Empathy for keyboard?

@jaydentillett7466

3 жыл бұрын

U are not the only one

@pop.zickle

3 жыл бұрын

The fact that he's doing it in a laptop

@AlrightThere

3 жыл бұрын

@@pop.zickle I have this same laptop. Typing on a laptop is nice because it’s such low profile you can move your fingers faster and pressing the buttons is quicker I guess.

*teachers at school showing off their typing noise*

@ceementality

3 жыл бұрын

My teachers type slow lol

@unnatialiani6513

3 жыл бұрын

@@ceementality My teachers don't even know how to type...Lol!

@nieng5376

3 жыл бұрын

lol tbere is this guy name Mr. Mcavaney he is old he is 60 and he type very slow...

@Aksh__12

3 жыл бұрын

My teacher's speed is below 20 wpm

@Abc-123-AJ

3 жыл бұрын

My fourth grade teacher typed with two fingers

“Oh, I lost.” *so Gods can bleed...*

Plot Twist: He's just trying to explain why he's innocent in Among Us

imagine this guy on mars sobbing up writing a final message to earth and just casually writing 350 wpm lmao

@anotherrandomkid6028

Жыл бұрын

He became tiny, and is sitting on a mars candy bar! 😀

rumour has it that the sound from his typing is still trying to catch up to his typing

@NoThisIsJohn

3 жыл бұрын

Light speed!

i love watching fast typers when they make a mistake and their hands have a spasm

Me who just learnt typing 2 days ago Crying in 20wpm

@jesng7770

3 жыл бұрын

Omg. Same here. Just learn a bit today actually. Keep practicing.

@CosmycAlt

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, just learnt typing? Are you young, old, or never owned any sort of keyboard? Serious question.

@AbanoubMG

3 жыл бұрын

@@CosmycAlt 21 I mean with both hands as I used to use like 4 fingers or something

@justkeepscrolling296

3 жыл бұрын

@@AbanoubMG I understand you, I used to get 120 wpm at best with 2/3 fingers When I tried to improve I had to change my form.. Was stuck on 30wpm for weeks.. Gave up

@basirabbas524

3 жыл бұрын

@@justkeepscrolling296 you gotta be kidding me, who tf types 120 wpm with 2-3 fingers? That's actually a pretty damn good speed for touch typing too!

He can type faster than I read

i can confirm that is AT LEAST 5 wpm. might be more though.

@Alex-pm6cl

3 жыл бұрын

Yes maybe around 6

@dozydude1159

3 жыл бұрын

8 even!

@rajeshofficial1657

3 жыл бұрын

@@dozydude1159 maybe 10!!

@azureaqua_1177

3 жыл бұрын

@@rajeshofficial1657 you’re crazy! i’m saying at least 7!

@rajeshofficial1657

3 жыл бұрын

@@azureaqua_1177 now that i think, yeah!!! I think it's more like 7.

The fact that it took 10 minutes 😂

@rethra69

3 жыл бұрын

The fact that it takes me more than 10 min to win one

@Fluubah

3 жыл бұрын

@@rethra69 trueeee

his voice: 😌 his typing: 😤

What’s that background noise. It sounds like u type so fast u go 10% of the speed of light so ur typing noises from the races from like hours previous to these are still traveling.

@NoThisIsJohn

3 жыл бұрын

Still tryna figure out how to fix the background noise 😔

@thoriqzulkarnain4114

3 жыл бұрын

I think its the mic

@NoThisIsJohn

3 жыл бұрын

@@thoriqzulkarnain4114 nah it's not

@thorn9382

3 жыл бұрын

@@NoThisIsJohn Probably some kind of interference inside of the laptop. I have a desktop and the front audio port and microphone port has interference like that on it.

@matiaschavesmontes6027

3 жыл бұрын

@@NoThisIsJohn Test with Krisp noise cancellation.

"Oh, we got AliG. He's a bot though." *him getting 106 wpm*

@dinosharttt

3 жыл бұрын

Well yeah the Bots are programmed to go a little lower than the player

people who type with QWERTY: "I'm faster!" people who type with Dvorak: "No, I'm faster!" Stenographers: "Amateurs."

That’s how fast I type when I have a assignment due in an hour and haven’t started

John: "Kids, remember, if you're first, your always last". Racing and life lessons from NoThisIsJohn.

@kiradus

3 жыл бұрын

If you're first, you're last??

@potato3858

2 жыл бұрын

*if you are not first your last*

John:131 is pretty slow Me:OMG, Im throwing a party. I just got over thirty wpm

pure and wholesome content, thanks John

"if you're not first, you're last"

@Maniac-007

3 жыл бұрын

Literally every Asian parent be like

Thumbnail: I can't lose! John within 15 seconds of the video: Ohh I lost

"There is officially no one who can beat me in typewriting."

You are crazy asf keep up the good work

i used to play this growing up and seeing the shortcut CTRL+BACKSPACE is crazy... i'ma have to go run some races

I love how he heart most of the comments

I just started getting into typing and hit 48wpm im pretty happy with it, but ima get faster. Watching these vids is motivating lol

this is actually rlly satisfyingg

When you look at the pink keyboard, it reminds me of one of those old games like 8 bit

Me: “HOW IS YOUR KEYBOARD *NOT* BROKEN!!!”

Hey, John I don't know if you'll see this but before I left a comment thanking you for helping me reach 70wpm but now I want to thank you for helping me reach 100wpm

@learnearn9322

3 жыл бұрын

How much time did it take you to reach 100WPM?

@blxmi6964

3 жыл бұрын

@@learnearn9322 About 5 months

@Birbyvideography

3 жыл бұрын

took me two years to go from 40 to 75 reliably and 120 max, 180 in bursts

@blxmi6964

3 жыл бұрын

@@Birbyvideography Yeah its different for everyone

@user-eu7fw3rg6g

3 жыл бұрын

How often do you practice?

Good job on making an ASMR video. I'm now relaxed!

I want you to make a video about top 5 annoying things in typeracer: Ex. 1.Thinking your winning but you got 2nd place. 2. typing in the cold weather, with slow hands. 3. Keep making mistakes. Yea something like these ideas. I wanna see you do it as a video man

I love how he’s typing on a qwerty keyboard but he’s typing with Dvorak lol

@done3417

3 жыл бұрын

Is this a jab because he changed the layout in the software but he can't change the keycaps

@faayzomarakhtar6910

3 жыл бұрын

He’s on laptop so yeah he can program the keys but laptop keys are not swappable basically stuck with that layout

@peep2268

3 жыл бұрын

@@faayzomarakhtar6910 You don't have to program the keys, windows has provided support for dvorak since at least windows 7

@scheimong

3 жыл бұрын

If you use Dvorak you would know. You memorise all the key positions anyway so it's even fine with no print on the caps.

@SpedRockt

3 жыл бұрын

When u have already learned the layout u don't ever need keycaps anymore.

7:57 in case anyone is interested, Viz. is analogous with "namely" especially when a list is involved. I still remember the day I learned that, I was sitting in front of my dad and reading aloud while he watched TV and I read "Viz" as Viz and then came a hard smack with the spoken words "what did you just read?" I said "Viz" another smack and the then the comment "what are they even teaching you in school?" with the teaching moment where I learned how to use and read it.

Good job John ❤👍

You're unbeatable

"if you ain't first your last Ricky bobby."

Discord mods seducing e-girls:

Well done,you are the keyboard master👉

@TheGagi82

3 жыл бұрын

I am learning now touch typing on some site( ratatype),it is slow progress😓

I started learning touch typing a little over a week ago (I've never tried touch typing in my 20 years of living lmao) and I've finally reached an average of 55 wpm. I'm not aiming to type at 100+ wpm but if I get 80 or 90 wpm by the end of the month, I'd be more than happy! It's always fun watching you type, man. Also-and you must get this comment a lot-your hands look nice.

That laptop went out for a Smoke after the video.

arguing in games: 20-50 wpm *panicking* discord mods in their resume:

This guy is a god at typing

I feel like watching you type has made me 10% faster

Me with max 2 wpm "Aight, imma head out."

I can guarantee that I would not be the person to end this video

@thunderwplf1078

3 жыл бұрын

I would If he didn't have hands

@davedavedavelol

3 жыл бұрын

@@thunderwplf1078 do it with his nose

Love that firefly theme race.

u have the power to impress gods

Me with 40-55 who types with their fingers on WASD because I’m a gamer: wtf

“I’m good at roasting” “No ur not” 0:32 After roasting “ReEeEeE”

The video would probably be less than 10 seconds long if I tried it lmao Nice video!

Just enjoying the asmr

Damn bro he’s typing at least 30 wpm

@alogs3487

3 жыл бұрын

You ain’t wrong

@muqikhan5593

3 жыл бұрын

Nah bro i think at least 1 wpm

Imagine getting in an online argument with him...

Me with 40 wpm with extra nervous in typing : Uhmm, Sure?

U make me rethink before I try talking smack to people after I beat them on a game that u can type.

Me with 38 wpm: It's alright

@ichaa3tech

3 жыл бұрын

me with 7 wpm dunno how this is possible but its real . 1st week in dvorak

Fun fact: He types the title in DVORAK really fast too

john: playing type racer until someone beats me! johns keyboard: oh no not again!😭

When that essay is due at the 11:59 pm but you procrastinated all day

When the quiet kid shows how he fast he codes:

is it weird that i find the laptop key sounds as satisfying as the sound of the keys on a mechanical keyboard

@melodyparker3485

3 жыл бұрын

No.

@softcat939

3 жыл бұрын

hes got fingers that are built different man

@emailing

3 жыл бұрын

nah scissor switch keyboards are awesome

welp, this taught me ctrl + backspace, thanks

i’d ask this person to write my essay for school

Me with 3 WPM: OMG I BROKE ME RECORD.

When you type and put captions it says [Music]

Give this man a loud keyboard

your crazy at typing

9:18 unBEAtable

I get 140 WPM when playing aggressively, but on average, I get 103 wpm. I don't understand how this person can type faster than me without trying to be aggressive and being calm.

ASMR at its finest

This guy working from home was probably a god

“150 Pretty sloppy (without any mistakes)” Me hitting 86 and making half the text with mistakes 🤦🏼‍♀️

Bro I've been recently obsessed playing typeracer lately and I a newbie so I usually get around 25 - 35 wpm so my question is that is laptop keyboard better than a pc key board in terms of which ones faster for typing?

@dankdungeon5104

3 жыл бұрын

I use mechanical gaming keyboard but I'm not sure I like it for typing fast. I average around 65 right now but most of my mistakes are because I press two buttons at once. I don't know if this is easier to avoid with flatter buttons but I am thinking it is.

@adityanpradeeppillai2661

3 жыл бұрын

I use a laptop keyboard but in the end its all personal preference.. I'm faster on Laptop cuz the keys dont travel that much

@potato3858

3 жыл бұрын

I get 120 on ipad 10ff

Just wanna say im in love with your hands And fingers

You have inspired me to become faster than my current speed, 1-107 wpm.

I thought I was decent with my 100😂😂😂

@moosethegoose8581

3 жыл бұрын

I'm 125 wpm

@moosethegoose8581

3 жыл бұрын

@emanresu_ebutuoy lol

This just popped up in my recommended. Prepare for a lot of views

Dang, that freaking keyboard right there is taking nothing but a massive beating with your hands. Can we give a rip for the computer that he has because that keyboard is going through it? Sheesh.

*satisfying keyboard noises*

Good god he's making that laptop keyboard scream

Lol mans is really insane on them keys lol holy

He has a typing speed better than my whole career

You are so fast :o

I only liked because of that great line at the start

Essays are sentences to this guy

i love how you type so fast that your fingers straight up don't register; they just blur

KZread recommending this to trigger my anxiety

This is ASMR.

this is the type of person to do a 100 page essay an hour before its due in

Amazing

I just woke up to a John video.