If you want to see the unedited version of Gentle Craigs _misguided_ adventures then first off you're a psycho and second off here ye go www.youtube.com/@TheLaughingVODs

@mTealeaf

11 ай бұрын

If enjoying Gentle Craig and Simon play BG3 is wrong, I don't wanna be right. ;)

@armchaircivilian3076

11 ай бұрын

on my way, thank you! :P

@magicpyroninja

11 ай бұрын

Everybody just misunderstands Craig. All he wanted to do was hold that hand. He just really shy and can't stand being around people. So of course the hand had to come without the person so it wouldn't scare Craig

@magicpyroninja

11 ай бұрын

Who cleaned up the girl's body at the end her intestines were gone. It wasn't nearly as bloody her face wasn't carved up anymore

@TheLaughingSimon

11 ай бұрын

@@magicpyroninja Gales hand. The don't call it Mage Hand for nothing ye know.

The idea of a Bard Gnome who is just a traveling performer being a sadistic psychopath that is like a serial killer with a cheery disposition sounds like a great DND character lol

@KuyalawVA

11 ай бұрын

It’s actually more normal when you think about it

@ChevisPreston

11 ай бұрын

@@KuyalawVAyeah my second play through was always going to be bard dark urge because… well, that’s the crazy shit you expect at a D&D table

@benjordan1971

10 ай бұрын

@@ChevisPreston and its the "canon" run

@melfice999

10 ай бұрын

reminds me of the greentext idea about a serial killer Bard who uses Mockery cantip to kill people. or in other words tells so bad jokes you die of cringe.

Simon: plays The Dark Urge Simon: * meets Alfira * Me, immediately: Oh No

@TheLaughingSimon

11 ай бұрын

:(

@WhirlyBeepBoops

11 ай бұрын

Yeahhhh... that kinda... Yeah.

@blackwomangamer2637

11 ай бұрын

Made me stop my dark urge playthrough

@BurningKing1103

11 ай бұрын

I don't get it, but I don't mind spoilers. Please explain

@mystikarain

11 ай бұрын

@@BurningKing1103 Dark Urge = Death to all and you be morphing into a deadly demonic creature soon...

Withers: "If any of your companions die, I can resurrect them." Dark Urge: "OK, so this bard Alfira..." Withers: "No"

@AlbinoMothDragon

10 ай бұрын

It's a canon event, character development and such

Your accent makes this 1000% better than it would normally be.

@JB-xv6ip

10 ай бұрын

Literally couldn't stop laughing when I realized he made a leprechaun 😂😂

@fhrog

10 ай бұрын

agreed this video is absolutely hilarious

@coiler_119

10 ай бұрын

​@@JB-xv6ipHe's Scottish, so maybe just your garden-variety Fey?

During EA Players: Larian we want Alfira as a companion. Larian: We got you fam...we got you...we got something incredible planned for her! 😉

@feyefall4855

11 ай бұрын

They definitely got me. I was so confused and excited. And then subsequently horrified.

@Sheamu5

11 ай бұрын

Yep, they got me, I was like "yay! New act 1 content" well I wasn't wrong

@revpro06

8 ай бұрын

Even worse is that when she shows up in camp, if you let her stay it sets a flag labelled DarkUrge_AlfriaRecruited.

@entyntl

3 күн бұрын

and as of patch 7 she can be a (temporary, dark urge-only) companion:)

Gentle Craig and the Tadpoles is a brilliant name.

@johnaville23

11 ай бұрын

Gentle Craig and the Laughing Tadpoles

@n.henzler50

11 ай бұрын

They could have been the next Beatles, if only their lute player hadn't tragically died of an overdose. Of empty space. In her torso.

@annestubborn587

11 ай бұрын

Sounds like that Harry Potter-ish books

@windydayys

10 ай бұрын

will wood and the tapeworms type of name i love it

Poor Craig, all this senseless murder and violence.. it's like Kindergarten all over again..

Craig seems a trustworthy sort. Wouldn't want to turn down an opportunity to travel with such a kind-hearted wee guy. What's the worst that could happen?

"I'm not sure... they're going to believe the bear story." *cuts to Craig playing over the dead body* God I should NOT have been watching this in the middle of the office during my lunch

God if you try any romance storyline I will not be able to take Craig seriously in those ‘intense’ scenes

@Vacerous

11 ай бұрын

Muscle mommy Karlach is there to give him uppies.

@Araitne

11 ай бұрын

​@@Vacerousand Daddy Astarion to show him his place 👀

Funny thing is, deception option was to tell them about a bear

It’s a shame you can’t have Alfira as a permanent companion. Bards are a ton of fun.

@Lilly-qt4yy

11 ай бұрын

You can respec any character to a bard, astarian is a good candidate for being a bard

@tytar1037

10 ай бұрын

@@Lilly-qt4yyYup! I always make Astarion a swords bard/pact of the blade warlock. So many extra attacks! So so good. And he can pick locks and traps with all the expertise.

Omigosh! A leprechaun! With murder impulse apparently.

@casvandijck9338

11 ай бұрын

He's after their lucky charms, the ones that keep 'em alive.

@RollerBaller

11 ай бұрын

@@casvandijck9338 is this like that Rick and Morty advertisment thingy?

@casvandijck9338

11 ай бұрын

@@RollerBaller It was a parody on the cereal ;p

@nox_luna

11 ай бұрын

theres a horror movie series called leprechaun that features one that murders alot of people

Plays dark urge but gets surprised by wanting to be murderous 😂 I love this

loving the fact that he's playing this as the dark urge. xD

@bostonmeadhorn4897

11 ай бұрын

That's the beautiful part about Baldur's Gate series! There's story to accommodate such a play through

I know that this is an edited stream and how v-tubers work but. I love that your icon bounces when you speak, it's so charming

@TheLaughingSimon

11 ай бұрын

I did the vtuber thing is a meme one time but I loved it so it's been there ever since.

i love the intro they gave TDU, its the speech retail workers give themselves before work

@TheLaughingSimon

11 ай бұрын

I knew I recognized it from somewhere...

As a Scotsman named Craig this video is extremely strange to watch. Also played Dark Urge all the way through my first playthrough because fun

You should hire 3 more bards from Withers at camp, then you could actually have Craig and the Tadpoles questing.

Well, at least Simon didn't find the bugbear and the female ogre that were shagging in a barn in the Blighted Village, now that would scar anyone. 😵‍💫

as a person who its still learning english am so proud of miself for understanding %20 of the thick accent

@liamgriffin218

7 ай бұрын

As a person who is fluent in English I am so proud of myself for understanding 40% of the thick accent

@bodinian

Ай бұрын

Scottish is probably the hardest accent to understand among native English speakers. It has to be terrible for people that aren't native speakers.

I've never laughed so hard at a dismembering as I did watching this video.

There was a lot of sin on Craigs list 😬

I hope there will be a second part Craig restores my hope in humanity, hes such a sweetheart ♡

Me on my homepage "OH NO HE'S DOING BG3 LOL" click "OH NO HE'S DOING DARK URGE LMFAO!!!!!"

As a hungarian that speaks perfect english i cant understand a single word youre saying. Funny vid keep up the good work. Liked and subscribed 👍

"-And your arm aches, from stabbing-" "STABBING THE BAER"

Gnome Dark Urge is just accurate leprechaun

Wee Craig and the Urges killing waifs and taking names.

@TheLaughingSimon

11 ай бұрын

Wee Craig and the Urges is also a good band name.

Bro recreated a literal Chucky Doll in BG3

LMFAO this makes the play through 100% better listening to him narrating his thoughts about fighting the urge

My halfling bard looks like the lead of a 80s glam rock band. This is the best game ever.

Anytime you scold the gnome for bad thoughts it feels like you're scolding a cat with a rolled up newspaper. xD

playing The Dark Urge as a diabolic irish (scottish?) Leprechaun is quite a laugh ! 🤣

@nunpho

11 ай бұрын

😆 yep it's Scottish

Hehe, oh Simon. While sleepwalking confuses the sleepwalker, sleeptalking only confuses the person still awake 😂 I'm a pretty bad sleeptalker. My poor husband didn't find out until a week after we were married when I accused him of stealing my shampoo in my sleep. Gentle Craig. You know, he's just lending a hand ✋ 😅

Bard on bard crime!

I knew this would be the perfect match of well made game and brilliant content creator.

not Gentle Craig and the Tadpoles XD that's so fkn funny

As someone named Craig it makes me happy to see something else named Craig. . . Even if it's a little dark

"Who needs talent when you can point at talent and go 'yeah, that. That's mine now'"

I was proud of my english proficiency. I heard you speaking. I understood two words per sentences. Me : "Let's go back to the basics : I am, you are, he/she is...."😭

@jaynenunya6070

6 ай бұрын

listen im a native English speaker and same

gentle craig lives rent free in my mind

-it’s just 30 seconds of alfira -oh you sweet summer child

begging yew to continue this it’s too good 😭🙏🏼 this vid is what first brought me to your brilliant channel haha but i always come back to rewatch it ! the people need more gentle craig sir

You did better with the squirrels than my dark urge druid.... they decided to half-volley one in to a wall

Poor gentle Craig he must be sad deep inside- or is he ?

@TheLaughingSimon

11 ай бұрын

I'm not so sure it's _sadness_ that's hiding deep inside Craig...

Clicked the video and was pleasantly surprised by a fellow scottish man. I am also playing a psycho bard gnome (not durge though), he's just a master manipulator who seeks power.

Your gnome definitely doesnt look like Mark Zuckerberg

I am eternally grateful for finding your channel. Every single video I've seen so far is pure gold.

I just searched up funny moments from baldur's gate, your video was what came up first. Subbed in the first 5 seconds! I LOVE your accent!

'Who needs talent when you can point at talent and go, "yeah that-that's mine now."' Fucking spectacular line.

FYI, you can stop it from killing Alfira by knocking her out if I remember correctly. I read it somewhere. Knocking her out at the grove particularly.

@dogzilla81

8 ай бұрын

Yes, it's possible to do so. When she appeared in camp, I reloaded my previous save file & went to the grove to look for her - she was in the tiefling kids' cave (not sure if it's a bug or maybe she'd randomly be all over the grove). Knocked her out while in disguised form, then went back to camp. The same scene triggers but instead of Alfira, it was a female Dragonborn bard.

@digitalgamer3756

8 ай бұрын

@@dogzilla81 I have 0 idea why Alfira was in the kids cave, but yea, all you have to do is knock her out. Don't knock her out with your main character though, otherwise you won't be able to get her reward in act II

Omg I've been having a rough week and this has made me laugh till I'm in tears 😂😂 Please continue this as a series 😂😂😂

First video I've seen of yours. 10/10 mate.

absolutely hilarious as always, seeing a new vid from you makes my day

Nice to see you can play a D&D version of Chucky

Craig let’s the intrusive thoughts win and that’s ok.

I've never laughed so hard at a video. Everything about this is gold.

I loved your voice acting for the Oathbreaker guy in my camp.

i would love to play this game with you dude, thanks again for the great content dude. Keep it up!

I tried doing a dark urge play thru but it hurts me to hurt all my companions so I’m trying to be the nicest durge I can be. Then suddenly I am forced to murder a bard in the middle of the night so fuck what I had in mind, I’m definitely lying my ass off about the murder

Never saw your channel before this, but I hope you continue this story!

Ah, the FFIX music just fits so well at 15:00. Bravo. What a great soundtrack choice for this game.

It was a delight to watch live, and worth the rewatch on KZread~ all hail Gentle Craig

This was so funny, more please.

he's always covered in blood because he's so short :p blood splatters in a downward arc but most vital points would be above his head :p

baldurs gate and this accent. instant subscribe.

This is the best play through I’ve seen so far 😭

I have to say I really like it that you put OST from Shadow Hearts in this Video. :D

First time stumbling upon this channel, subbed for ''he's just Gentle Craig'' 😂

First thing that popped in my head based off the thumbnail was "why are you looking at me like that, Mr Froto".

14:19 I'm just listening to this wonderful music as if I don't know what's about to happen

this is so funny, I was waiting for the price to go down, but now I think I need to buy BG3 ASAP!

All right so I just got here and I already have no f****** idea what's going on?

@magicpyroninja

11 ай бұрын

Is this game trying to train this child to be a psychopathic serial killer?

@akashajones6079

11 ай бұрын

​@@magicpyroninjaI'm pretty sure that's not a child.

@CaptainEffort

11 ай бұрын

@@magicpyroninjaThey’re doing a special playthrough that has these “dark urges”. Normally the game isn’t like this lol

No bard follower for gentle Craig thanks to the evil bear 😭😂🤣😂

Best play through I’ve ever seen

your accent just made this SO much more entertaining xD

Omfg. I've been looking for you!

I would watch a TV Series about Gentle Craig...

Listening to you trying to justify and defend Gentle Craig’s violent impulses is the funniest part of the video

I'm new around here and been going back through your videos. It's just now hit me in the first few seconds of this video where your avatar and username is from. Apparently I'm a bit slow lol.

That's reminded me I haven't finished watching the last Twitch stream. It was so laggy, I had to leave part way through.

Simply perfect 😂 god bless gentle Craig

Sitting here listening to Gentle Craig fight the desire to tell Auntie Ethel that he wants to drown her in a boiling stew, when suddenly I realized the music in the background is from Xenogears(unless I am WAY off base here)!

I'm choosing to see this as the canon Dark Urge story. 🤣

I love the vibe of "aah, shucks, yer not supposed to kill people you dingus! Oh well, we all make mistakes, let's go again friends!"

This was awesome!

Quite the wee gentle soul indeed

Why do you sound even more Scottish than normal😂

@TheLaughingSimon

11 ай бұрын

I get real casual on stream I can't help it 😅

that was the funniest video I have ever seen.

you're fucking hilarious bro i love gentle craig

I did a luck build halfling + friends cantrip, same vibes... Every dice roll became a joke :D

Please please please make a part 2 we need more of Gentle Craig

This is brilliant 😂😂😂

I believed the bear story. 😂

gnome using the slayer form is so funny

I also wonder how Grelod the Kind became Auntie Ethel!

i do absolutely want more of gentle craig

Dude, your accent is magnetic