*The TALLEST MAN IN ALL OF WALES* Install Raid for Free ✅ Mobile and PC: clik.cc/UGfJA and get a special starter pack 💥Available only for the next 30 days💥 Playing tall and not blobbing is seriously SUPER FUN for someone like me used to always making empires! Leave a like if you want me to make a tutorial with all the cheesy EXPLOITS!

@spacefonz949

2 жыл бұрын

Fish

@Koifish

2 жыл бұрын

@@spacefonz949 Fonz!

@Piglet-ci4yp

2 жыл бұрын

MORE MORE MORE!!!!

@afonsosilva9701

2 жыл бұрын

@@Koifish why do you have to steal the video idea from Ottawa Welshman bruh

@coolcamel123

2 жыл бұрын

Ottawa did it first...

I've got to say, reading "playing tall" and immediately seeing a family of three dwarfs almost killed me.

@coryhudson4581

11 ай бұрын

709 likes, no comments how? He rolls a 3 sided die 1= dwarfs, 2= inbreeding, 3= inbred dwarfs

Who would have thought the winning strategy in life was being tall and having chad like features.

Playing tall as a vassal of the Byzantines as the king of Hellas is the most op start I’ve seen so far. Passive 100 income with full men at arms, 12k troops compared to HRE having 13k! So much fun

@altromonte15

2 жыл бұрын

Whatever you do, aim to get baghdad as soon as you can, the house of wisdom is the most bonkers building in the game: +2 learning per level of fame, 15% cultural fascination progress and 15% to whatever lifestyle you picked. It's amazing. If you're Christian you can divert the first crusade there and give it to an old family member, so you inherit it when they die.

@donkarnage6986

2 жыл бұрын

@@altromonte15 ya but you really dont need the city of bagdad... and you will get into alot of easy wars! Stonhenge is also an okay building for this. egypten do also have som nice learning building. but you really dont need them, as the game will be to easy

@felixmustermann790

2 жыл бұрын

take that one croation duchy that has 9 holdings... 9 ffs

@trollwayy5981

2 жыл бұрын

@@felixmustermann790 I thought they removed it?

@wodzefag8062

2 жыл бұрын

@@trollwayy5981 ye they did

As a Welshman I am full onboard with Koifish doing more Welsh content! Da iawn, Koifish!

@realistron

Жыл бұрын

same here brother

I used the create your own ruler to make a Norse ruler and played tall in Iceland, I made the kingdom of the Viking island and took the two other islands below along with the isle of man and just played that the whole game I got like 20k troops while Britain had 15k, I just burned everywhere raiding and kidnapping people, executed the pope 6 times and ate him once.

@mgjamesfin7011

2 жыл бұрын

This is the way

@Yuki_Ika7

2 жыл бұрын

Nice!

@britneyfierce

2 жыл бұрын

@@mgjamesfin7011 you have spoken.

@timsellers4946

2 жыл бұрын

That’s a resistant Pope if you had to execute him 6 times. Truly has the power of God

@lucaslimal3

2 жыл бұрын

Now that is a true viking! Sköl!

10:36 "I'll have you killed, or worse, I'll seduce you!" is such a Crusader Kings thing to say

Holy shit is that story about how Welshmen earned the trope as sheep shaggers real!? Also, we need a build-tall playthrough as some country in West Africa, Middle East, Central Asia, or India!

@sambradley7393

2 жыл бұрын

100% true. It mostly happened because some Welsh courts were hostile to English landowners, so they would let Welshmen off with lighter sentences for a ridiculous crime.

@CanBonamaVEVO

2 жыл бұрын

India is basically playing tall area

@dramoka1201

2 жыл бұрын

@@sambradley7393 "less serious crimes" Are you still talking about fucking the sheep ? That is a real thing ? Lol

@briton3851

Жыл бұрын

@@sambradley7393 thats not where it came from at all, in fact it was for the opposite reason, complete bs

@sambradley7393

Жыл бұрын

@@briton3851 I know and I don't care

As long as you own a gold mine playing tall is OP. If you can own Cagliari, Rome and Palermo with their special buildings fully upgraded, you will never run out of money.

@elpsykoongro5379

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine when merchant republics get implemented

@JamesL42

2 жыл бұрын

@@elpsykoongro5379 you will literally be unstoppable. Doing what I described the main thing I noticed is I ran out of stuff to spend money on and ended up with like 50k that I had nothing to do with. I ended up just sending it to random people to prop their kingdoms up or using it to beat up the byzzies with mercenary spam but if you had merchant Republic stuff to spend it on that'd be maad

@monkeymoment6478

2 жыл бұрын

@@JamesL42 Rothschild simulator

@dasdrifter12

2 жыл бұрын

I did a run with only Cagliari and Roma as my counties, was making 120 gold per turn within 50 years 😬

@elpsykoongro5379

2 жыл бұрын

@@dasdrifter12 you can get 110 tax value on just fully upgraded family house which gives about 50 gold alone i think

It looks just like the video from the Welsh guy...

@afonsosilva9701

2 жыл бұрын

true

So if I remember correctly just after the Northern Lords DLC was released I was playing as a vassal of the ERE and decided to conqueror Jerusalem (I went though a phase of playing vassals of the ERE conquering random places like Alhambra for some reason). After taking all the de jure land I 100% focused on development growth, money and fortifying the shit out of the kingdom, little did I know at the time this playstyle had a name, I just thought I was a bit strange for not wanting to conqueror everything because thats pretty much all you saw people do on youtube and the various forums. Anyway I remained a vassal of the ERE with a really good contract so I had coinage rights, guaranteed council position and title revocation protection, hell it even got to the point where I had so much power in the empire I was in complete control of who was emperor and if they pissed me off I would... give them an early retirement. Bear in mind I never went down intrigue, always stewardship, I just paid half the empire to join the scheme and always had a really good spymaster or if there was a- I mean when there was a faction against the emperor (we are talking about the ERE after all, there is always a faction) whichever side I chose won because I was sitting on 10k troops and WAY more gold than anybody else. By the 4th generation I had strengthened and consecrated the bloodline, created every holding in the kingdom and got everything as maxed as I could (all level 4 buildings), made all the counties Orthodox and Greek, successfuly defended against a jihad and the county of Jerusalem itself had become the most developed county in the world. After I created the kingdom of Jerusalem I gave all my other titles away and didn't hold any titles outside of the kingdom for the rest of the playthrough, this just shows you the power of playing tall. P.S. I'm really not trying to toot my own horn here, I fuck up just as much as anybody else and there are people out there WAY better than me but this run was one of my all time favourites and I just wanted to share it.

I just realized that playing tall, is actually how I always play the game. I always spend all my money on buildings.

@Alpha_blossom

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah lol I didn’t know it was called anything

i started in wales and i have now played 70 years and i have 7000 gold 8000 prestige and 4000 piety and i have maxed out all my buildings. playing tall is so fun

Koifish: Obscure Stormwind reference Me: Oh thank god it isn’t just me

great video as always, mr. fish

Atleast give credit to Ottawa Welshman

your reaction to the carp incident had me crying

Did you just straight up steal Ottowa Welshman's video? lmao

@ryanofbruma7315

2 жыл бұрын

Who????

@Tiftz

2 жыл бұрын

@@ryanofbruma7315 Ottowa Welshman, literally just look up the name lmao

@thelordofcringe

2 жыл бұрын

Who?

@afonsosilva9701

2 жыл бұрын

He did and didn’t even give credit

As a welsh man, I approve

@Yuki_Ika7

2 жыл бұрын

I am of Welsh decent and I approve too

@realistron

Жыл бұрын

@@Yuki_Ika7 same

Entertaining as Hell! YES, Please go Mega Tall!

You sir are a comic and streaming genius. Thank you for this

Bro I literally watched a smaller KZread make the same video using the same kingdom with the same goal like a week or two ago.

@MarcusRayGonzalez

2 жыл бұрын

Smaller youtuber**

@afonsosilva9701

2 жыл бұрын

@@MarcusRayGonzalez it’s Ottawa Welshman… koifish is just straight up stealing content

The niece dying in a carp incident killed me 😭🤣

@thalmoragent9344

Жыл бұрын

Facts, like... how did that even come to pass?! 😅 a CARP?!

I tried playing tall around my home area of Lübeck and Kiel in northern germany. Unfortunately it did not go so well.

@Koifish

2 жыл бұрын

I'll be making a tutorial on how to really get the most out of playing tall in the near future! :D

@kalamir93

2 жыл бұрын

​@@Koifish I'll certainly be watching this! Oh, and some feedback on a side note: Your style of commentary, content and video editing resonates with a few autistic friends of mine and myself (also on the spectrum). One does not see that very often with content creators, so I think that's a good thing! :)

@donkarnage6986

2 жыл бұрын

go for Denmark first, and you will have a good time when you take your homeland! be asatru and convert religion at a later stages.

@kalamir93

2 жыл бұрын

@@donkarnage6986 That's a good idea. Asatru is my religion of choice anyway. I really hate the -1000 marriage penalty to Christians, especially when I want to start in 1066.^^

@donkarnage6986

2 жыл бұрын

@@kalamir93 its a way to get back home, but if you stay asatru for to long, the will begin to crusade you in time, but with 20000 plus its not a big deal! also also, you will get 2 farmlands with denmark when you go feudal, roskilde and skåne, plus there is a good catadral in skåne, plus 3 gold....

Koifish I love it so much when you play as Wales and your pronunciations are top tier

"High stewardship, great marshall, and all around, that's what you want in a woman." - Koifish, 687 CE.

"Pope Urbanus the mechanoid.. oh my lord" lmaoo I burst out laughing

Been subbed for two years now! Love the content man. Liking and commenting for that sweet juicy algorithim

@Koifish

2 жыл бұрын

Aww yee thank you man! :D

Some of the most fun games of CK2 I played was shit like starting as a norwegian peasant sailing off to the british isles and after many years of struggle taking the Isle of Mann. After Mann came a few more nearby islands. The perfect defensive base for raiding all of the isles and building as tall as constantinopole with the money earned.

Man this guy is really entertaining with the story telling and puns.

great video. it's a shame that it is the exact copy of Ottawa Welshman's from a month ago...

@Kyrkby

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, would be more fun if he picked another nation and tried the same tactics. It's still a good video but it felt like a rerun of sorts.

@mediocremenace4566

2 жыл бұрын

I knew it

@Angels-Haven

2 жыл бұрын

I thought it looked familiar

@donkarnage6986

2 жыл бұрын

it dosnt matter, wales is just more fun to play! just be happy he made som good content!

If you like this video you should check out Ottawa Welshman who made a video and played played tall as Wales about 4 weeks ago

@afonsosilva9701

2 жыл бұрын

very true I only clicked this video because I wanted to say that… almost feels like he’s stealing content

@justinianslegacy6463

2 жыл бұрын

@@afonsosilva9701 He is. This is from Ottawa's description: "I was making 219 gold PER MONTH in this game as I demonstrate the power of playing tall in CK# by investing your gold into all your counties!! I unlocked every tech in Crusader Kings 3 and was able to increase the development in Wales to 50 and upgrade and build every building." Now look at Koi's description. Geniune plagiarism.

"Aww, that, that's not gonna rhyme...That's not gonna rhyme at all!" I lost it at that point...

The fact you just spoke Welsh in the first minute instantly got me to sub. Don’t know if you’re Welsh or just know the language, but I’m always happy to see another speaker.

i love the "mechapope"

I tend to play tall, would love more talk videos!

Crusader Kings 3 is my favorite game happy people are playing it more hopefully more will play it with it on sale and with the new DLC coming out

Didnt expect to see the man, the myth, the legend Tyler "Cookie Cracked" Steinkamp in a ck3 video 😅

“Are you running some sort of Viking day care” 😂

Very nice video I love the stories.

Thanks for the new video

I love playing tall. There's something satisfying about being the wealthiest duke in the world.

Tremendous mate....i feel like i just went through a welsh CK3 dish washer

ok, i really didn't understand a damn word that was said during that, but it was still one of the best and funniest videos I've seen in awhile GG man

Just wanted to say I like the way your videos are and ya funny

Additional taxes. In real life I would have cried! hahahaha brilliant!

Ah, the famous carp accidents. I see the curse of the dwarves have stricken you.

Koifish you should play a campaign where you turn all of Europe to Asatru using only varangian invasions. I once had a dynasty that just did that over and over again, all the way to Mali.

I don’t know why KZread unsubscribed me but I am glad you’re in my life again

"Once again, our plans are foiled by dimwitted Frenchmen!" Is such a great quote. 21:00

I’m breaking the game in Bavaria playing tall lol. Making 125 gold/month at year 990 right now. It’s my 3rd tall run and I’m super efficient now

That legionairy's life music is a banger.

Best fun commentary ever

“Holy shit! Pope Urbanis the Mechanoid!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Would love to see some cheese! Awesome video.

funny how a bunch of different youtubers are on the playing tall as wales train lately

As an American, I was very surprised to learn you spoke welsh as I was under the impression welsh was a type of condiment.

As a Welshman I approve this guide

Love how Ulster is just randomly guarding the boundry between England and the Scotts at the end XD

you can retreat in the second to last battle phase btw

koifish makes these games look so fun but when i try a paradox game it feels like work

@TaftisBack

2 жыл бұрын

It's super meta actually, a commentary of the amount of work needed for fun times lol

@Grivehn

2 жыл бұрын

The trick is to either enjoy being methodical on these details, or roleplay to a heavy degree. Neither are particularly common traits even amongst most gamers.

@logandeathrage6945

2 жыл бұрын

Mods are also fun if you don't care about achievements.

Guld CK3 content! Sub direkt

Dead can dance Saltrello in the beginning

10:18 he is so f1cking grateful u saved him...

My knees just died to the carbs

As someone from Shropshire it's heresy to see Shrewsbury in the kingdom of Wales 😭

@bleddynwolf8463

2 жыл бұрын

Bydd Amwythig dod nol i ni

@saintjiub8202

2 жыл бұрын

@@bleddynwolf8463 do you have a stroke or something?

@alexevans4877

11 ай бұрын

Lol as, a Welshman from Shropshire. Seeth saesneg. Tir ein tadau.

went from lowly count, to King of Wales to creator of WikiLeaks

You are the GOAT.

"I will have you killed, or worse, I'll seduce you!" That is the most CK thing I've ever heard

HOLY SHIT! Pope Urbanus the MECHANOID!!

I would like to see a video where you REALLY cheese it

This proves that being a chad changes your life

Please get tall and cheesey in your next CK3 video :)

How well but its great to see you be torchered by my backwards langauge. Lv from wales.

3:30 you just married your son to a member of the Dynasty of Otto the Great. The guy that united the Holy Roman Empire

I've clicked the link for raid shadow legends and installed it on my phone but haven't received the special starter pack how do I get it

good content

She died in a tragic carp accident! I have never seen that happen.

The Tyler joke, I'm ded.

I see some wales in that title card, let's go lads

this is the funniest ck3 video i have ever seen

As a South African with a sister named Bronwyn, I feel called out XD

You should make a Viking empire bannerlord

If you play tall, it’s always best to do so as the Isle of Man. That city is just glorious when you fill it all out.

@zSwift42

2 жыл бұрын

Bohemia is ridiculous too

@purpledevilr7463

2 жыл бұрын

@@zSwift42 I love playing as Bohemia too. Especially since you can just become a vassal of anyone too large comes along since you’re a 1 duchy kingdom.

@zSwift42

2 жыл бұрын

@@purpledevilr7463 I started my 1st Royal Court Bohemia run yesterday and it's so good. It's just fun building up your realm first and Bohemia is so potent with the mine in Ćaslav and many Farmlands. Later you can go for uniting the slavs/west slavs or take over the Hre (I like it more to be a vassal to the Hre but it's an option).

@purpledevilr7463

2 жыл бұрын

@@zSwift42 I don’t like building massive empires as much as a consolidating an area in a secure/logical way with some exceptions. The best aspect is that there are absolutely no pre-made buildings and only 1 city barony in the earlier start-date. So you can completely make it to your design. Making a religion with lay clergy as well is brilliant since you can also hold the church baronies.

Let me see the tall cheese Koifish !

I wonder if this campaign continued, in a grand campaign.

11:46 Dwarf Fortress reference

I require more cheesy tall strats.

please either continue this or really break this game

I love the video more ckIII

Someone in the video told me to subscribe; because of my Gregarious trait I lost 12 stress.

for me playing tall is playing rich. I go for goslar, than intrigued capture cordoba and constantinople and later cologne. I often not go beyond being a count so I dont have to fuck around with vassels and stuff. that high earning special building cities earn easily 100 gold per turn in total. for war I just buy all the juicy mercenaries if I have to, I'll be the richest person there anyways.

Can he cheese further? What will he be? The Dutch? The Italians? Maybe Brittany?! What can’t Koifish do

A tragic carp accident? Oh paradox 😂

seeing him not engage in Eugenics is heartbreaking

Play tall in the Isle of Mann

Truly the Tallest of Tall

@Koifish

2 жыл бұрын

He was SO tall, he couldn't see himself!

Let's go! Real liquid Diarrhea (sound effect) hours, who's up?

Cheese for the cheese god Exploits for the exploit throne

11:46 what the fuck, is this Dwarf Fortress?