As a janitor, I’m very excited to see some representation! Haven’t watched the video yet, but I’m sure it puts us as a janitorial community in a great light. Unfortunately my child was eaten by a cannibal a few months ago, so some appreciation for my line of work will definitely make my day!

@puffles5187

Жыл бұрын

I’m sorry for your loss. Stupid cannibal.

@theguythatdoesstuff1004

Жыл бұрын

Reading that last bit before watching the video was wild

@coldspice_2950

Жыл бұрын

@Chad 007 youtube bots are the ultimate Virgin Betas

@fluffyphoenix8082

Жыл бұрын

my friend is actually a janitor and I feel like I should send this vid to her

@vibes_4225

Жыл бұрын

@@fluffyphoenix8082do it

This whole situation deserves an animated series, imagine the suspense when Joniter is hired

@micahphilson

Жыл бұрын

_Doug hires a new janitor_ "Wait, why is there suspenseful music playing?!"

@altaccount37

Жыл бұрын

All of Doug’s videos deserve a full fledged tv series

@NotDuggyman

Жыл бұрын

*Yoniter

@valodia1

Жыл бұрын

and headmaster is the main person you follow in season 2 in season 1 its doug doug you follow

@foxbread3714

Жыл бұрын

And then they make a spin-off about Divorce Island

I love that the SECOND chat took control, they knew exactly what to remove first.

@RedBoko2017

3 ай бұрын

the janitor

@davialmeida4442

Ай бұрын

@@RedBoko2017and then the crappy ride

@ampharosplays

19 күн бұрын

@@davialmeida4442 its a great ride

I love imagining walking into an amusement park and seeing like 10 signs in all caps saying DONT LET YOUR CHILDREN NEAR THE JANITORS

@madpie5147

6 ай бұрын

wait, the parks you've been to don't have that?

@misery1500

5 ай бұрын

Strange, every theme park I've gone has those signs at every turn

@spungboy

4 ай бұрын

that’s weird, i’m pretty sure that’s standard procedure to place one on every block

@Flitch300

3 ай бұрын

I thought you said "EAT" instead of "NEAR" 😂

@wyattprice9364

2 ай бұрын

@@spungboy how many theme parks have you been to?

The Defunctland series is gonna go absolutely crazy

@callmefox630

Жыл бұрын

The best last twist would be that Michael Eisner was the Jonitor all along.

@princeimrahil6557

Жыл бұрын

This made me laugh out loud

@truongtran-sl6rh

Жыл бұрын

ok

@angelsartandgaming

Жыл бұрын

Now I just wanna see Defunctland just make a parody documentary of Pepsi Park and the one with the cannibal janitors.

@jadenhastakenover9328

Жыл бұрын

Dj great

As a child in Joniter’s stomach. This is a really good video.

@blainewheaton9679

Жыл бұрын

How’s your signal on there?

@8Noob

Жыл бұрын

@@blainewheaton9679 it turns out joniter has a whole wifi system down here.

@limitlesscord7319

Жыл бұрын

would you say your experience in there is overall worse or better than Doug's basement?

@8Noob

Жыл бұрын

@@limitlesscord7319 The only bad thing about the joniters stomach is I don’t get to see my parents. But Joniter has like a whole 5 story house for all the children he ate. Then he refreshes with another story on top. 10/10 would be swallowed again.

@ccfffvbbbbbffg1774

Жыл бұрын

They should add a dlc to this game where you make a child-only theme park in Jonitor's stomach. It could have tower defense! What are we defending against, I hear you ask? I have no idea! The larval form of Jannibals maybe, where they act as parasites for adult Jannibals that compete with their parents. Are their Jannibal tribes? How advanced is their civilisation, if they have one? I'm pretty sure they're born with the outfit and the mop... Are they capable of human speech? If so, is it merely a surface level mimicry to allay suspicion, evolved to copy the mannerisms of the local populace or do they comprehend the deeper meanings of their words? Are their minds fundamentally different to ours? Do they operate on blue and orange morality? Is there sexual dimorphism? Do they reproduce asexually? Can they take any role and play the part of the Janitor to stay unassuming or are they locked into that profession? How much do instincts govern their thought processes? What is their culture like, if it exists? I hope you enjoyed reading my stream of consciousness about the biology of the Jannibals, because I certainly had fun writing it.

This chat is one of the most consistently funny I've seen. Great community

@bilinasmini3480

Жыл бұрын

Let’s Game It Out: ”Amateurs.”

@jimmyp4024

9 ай бұрын

That's why chat is the main character

@Mothbean

7 ай бұрын

The only funny twitch chat

@SeriKit-to6eb

5 ай бұрын

@@Mothbean every other just be spam 'omegalul'

@spidey1100

13 күн бұрын

Doug's chat is definitely the most... unified Twitch chat I've ever seen. It's scary how single-minded and focused hundreds of people can be with a common goal. For instance, these nuts.

Doug, I just want to thank you. I’ve had extreme insomnia for a majority of my life, and I’ve tried damn near everything, but it would never stop. Then I saw your cart ride and I immediately collapsed on the spot and had the best sleep I’ve ever had.

@treydement

6 ай бұрын

that was a good one

@spungboy

6 ай бұрын

nah thats foul 💀💀💀

@mokasaam1819

3 ай бұрын

Good for you, hope you enjoyed your nap. Insomnia be very difficult to live with

@capybara2515

2 ай бұрын

@@mokasaam1819I don’t think they actually have insomnia

@spidey1100

13 күн бұрын

@@capybara2515 I mean the horrible night terrors that likely sprung up from seeing Doug's cart ride might've gave them a bit...

Today was an awful Valentines. The divorce was finalized and I heard my ex wife has already moved on to some Janitor who shares my name. Glad Dougdoug uploaded a new vid so I can take my mind off that.

@launderine

Жыл бұрын

this is the video for you

@bello666

Жыл бұрын

did she.. take the kids, I heard johnitor the janitor loves them

@Humblepie_WHAT

Жыл бұрын

I don't mean any disrespect, but if she left for Johnitor... Then what does that say about you?

@johnwelsh872

Жыл бұрын

@@Humblepie_WHAT I couldn't tell you. She just packed up the kids and said she needed to find a man who appreciates the 'flavors of life'

@camtranquoc3745

Жыл бұрын

ok

man, this video was quite the rollercoaster

@cyandizzy

Жыл бұрын

glad the video dropped. these puns suck help

@scraf7207

Жыл бұрын

.. nice

@cyandizzy

Жыл бұрын

@someuser. why is it a video on how to make pizza???????? out of any video you could advertise

@turnityp886

Жыл бұрын

the video was released 24 minutes ago

@randomlittleidot

Жыл бұрын

@@turnityp886 damn, exposed🫃

I’m not sure why I’m laughing so hard at the AI naming the Janitor’ “Janitor” and the theme park, “The theme park”. 💀

@Beefstudios_official

11 ай бұрын

And The second Janitor “Janitor #2”

@themarked2820

11 ай бұрын

Creativity is a given, and obviously somebody took the AI’s away

@Th4tC4t

10 ай бұрын

The Theme Tax, The Theme Tax, you gotta pay The Theme Tax every time your playing, when The Theme Park opens this Janitor comes lookin, The Rules are The Rulez and The Facts are The Factz, and when The Theme Park opens, you gotta pay The Tax.

@mr_chicke

8 ай бұрын

Hey guys I just got a new dog! We named it “Dog”.

@Beefstudios_official

8 ай бұрын

@@mr_chicke "I like dogs"

I like the fact that Doug made a park that was 32 miles long, hired a guy who was a veteran of both worlds wars, and then was confused that trash was piling up.

This is why we have OSHA regulations.

@dingoplays8256

Жыл бұрын

This is why we shouldn't have OSHA regulations

@sirkorm948

Жыл бұрын

What the fuck is OSHA going to do about a tornado?

@dmacpher

Жыл бұрын

@@sirkorm948 weewoo 😂

@williamdocherty1816

Жыл бұрын

It’s actually OSHA suggestions

@clementinelives

Жыл бұрын

@@sirkorm948 stop it, obviously 🗿

I just love how this challenge ended up with Twitch chat and an A.I creating lore for a theme park on the verge of bankruptcy.

@kinosmead4354

Жыл бұрын

I mean, that's literally every DougDoug challenge. Doug tries to play the videogame and chat is making up buckets of lore about whether or not Doug is employed by an Applebees, or asking him for Groceries, orscreaming about Yawnitor the Cannibal Janitor (Cannitor)

@burnt.cheerios1106

Жыл бұрын

Man i cant ever find a normal planet coaster gameplay, from LetsGameItOut to making nightmares and doug doing stuff like divorce island

@Axeeco

Жыл бұрын

@@burnt.cheerios1106 why else would you want to watch someone play planet coaster

@burnt.cheerios1106

Жыл бұрын

@@Axeeco Fair enough

@oantran8060

Жыл бұрын

ok

47:41 "I mean, they're paying for it, I don't care." Doug just summed up pretty much every corporation in a single sentence.

I love how chat was aggressively crapping on Doug's cart rides, but everytime he let them ride one they went absolutely insane

Honestly, it's hard to pick a favorite part of DougLand for me growing up. They all instill such nostalgia - I'm torn between 5,000-Benchland, the iconic giant balloon towers, or the magnificent giant Pirate Ship rainbow.

@SwizzleDrizzl

Жыл бұрын

My favorite childhood memory from DougLand was hiding, sobbing, behind an overflowing trashcan filled with rotting burgers while janitors stalked the paths to find me

@TheWizerd64

Жыл бұрын

@@SwizzleDrizzl Hide-In-A-Pile-of-Rotting-Burgers-While-Janitors-Hunt-You Mountain was my favorite ride as a kid too!

@pIantgang

Жыл бұрын

What’s DougLand? Ive only heard of “The Theme Park”

@Frederatorr

Жыл бұрын

In reality its none of these. Its the track ride

@2shy2guy52

Жыл бұрын

Me too, my favorite part is that after a few hours the owner stranded us in the park. I'm still there right now!

I like how Doug almost won the second round but as soon as chat took control they drove the park into the ground

@The73MPL4R

Жыл бұрын

Never underestimate how efficiently Twitch chat can coordinate to cause maximum chaos

@GodsDissapointment

Жыл бұрын

Funny thing is we would've won the first one but the one person who told him he could flatten the ground successfully made Doug waste 4,000 dollars on absolutely nothing.

@amethyphoenix

Жыл бұрын

@@GodsDissapointment DougDoug wasn't smart with his money until pepsi park, which he actually ended with a profit, so... even without his chat sabotaging him, he probably would've still needed the power of pepsiman to win

@anangrybird3402

Жыл бұрын

No, it was because of that horrible ride, once chat deleted it everything changed

@amethyphoenix

Жыл бұрын

@@anangrybird3402 Yes, DougDoug went from being barely cashflow positive to going bankrupt

I laughed more than I should have when Doug said "Am I being invaded by the Mongols?"

Moral of the video: 2/3 janitors are cannibals

@placeholderdoe

11 ай бұрын

The 3rd one just saves it until they clock out

@spungboy

4 ай бұрын

jannibals

Now if only Doug would acknowledge the random disasters happening in his basement every day

@bananabuns1369

Жыл бұрын

the hurricane through sacramento is still having us soaked over it, can he please get a plumber?

@daskanguru3515

Жыл бұрын

@@bananabuns1369 You'll have to wait until April 7th

@animalmango6499

Жыл бұрын

@YeaMan Dougs too old to refer to music as fire.

@immikewazooki

Жыл бұрын

Only in aisle 13

@amongus93457

Жыл бұрын

@YeaMan cap

Disasters? Like the hurricane I sent to Sacramento? I like this already!

It's rare for a streamer's chat to actually be funny. Doug's chat is just something else.

This video now has 4.9 million views. It is entirely possible someone on their death bed remembers this video and is in fact happy they watched Doug make 300 benches

The laugh tracks after Chat forced Doug to delete the cart ride sent me.

@spungboy

5 ай бұрын

the cart ride is peacefully living in rollercoaster hell

@Liam-yf7sl

4 ай бұрын

How dare you @spungbopscarepans!

@Liam-yf7sl

4 ай бұрын

The kart ride is actually good, for me.

"am I being invaded by the Mongols?" not even a minute in and I'm already laughing my ass off

@Formula_Zero_EX

Жыл бұрын

Crash Course: *Hold up…*

@victordefinitely2165

Жыл бұрын

@@Formula_Zero_EX ALWAYS THE EXCEPTION!

@marshspy

11 ай бұрын

@@Formula_Zero_EX oh god John green has been summoned

@gotgunpowder

9 ай бұрын

We're the exception!

Chat demolishing Doug's ride is the single funniest thing that could have happened

There needs to be a "Do not feed the janitors" sign in this park.

You know a DougDoug challenge is going to be good when it begins with "Attempt 1"

@Crossbell_Police

Жыл бұрын

813 likes and one comment? I’ll change that

@twerk2dcreatorverified264

Жыл бұрын

837 likes and two comments? I'll change that

@Theonetruefork

Жыл бұрын

I broke the chain

@LatteSR

Жыл бұрын

likes AND comments??? i'll

@firstlast-oo1he

Жыл бұрын

@@Theonetruefork 1.4k likes and six comments with a broken chain? I'll change that.

doug’s chat is so good at creating inside jokes and escalating gags

@ClassyCorgi

11 ай бұрын

It’s legitimately impressive, and Doug plays off their antics so well

@ovrh

11 ай бұрын

i think Doug has one of the best fanbases they're so innocent

@leebfriends8512

11 ай бұрын

@@ovrhyou wish they were innocent

@Nebulius_the_uuhhhh

10 ай бұрын

RIGGED

@infection1156

10 ай бұрын

​@@ovrhnah its more like a malicious love

I dont think I've ever laughed so hard as when John went on strike before even getting hired.

Love how the AI apparently had a thing for cannibalism immediately

This is OSHA, we congratulate Doug for building a theme park and are excited to take a look! We sincerely hope this is a very safe and humane attraction and that nothing is going horribly wrong, like people getting kidnapped or the janitors eating the kids

@aconfusedwitch1817

Жыл бұрын

As a janitor hired a few weeks ago I can assure you there are no such issues. there are so little issues in fact that you don't even need to look! -jonitor#3

@MCisAwesome95

Жыл бұрын

@@aconfusedwitch1817 Really? Impressive work Jonitor #3, our compliments to Doug and the entire staff team of janitors (who possess very wholesome and normal diets that don't involve children) We at OSHA send our kindest wishes of good luck to the success of the theme park

@Mayhaps-a-turtle

Жыл бұрын

@@MCisAwesome95 Dear OSHA there could in no way be a member of Pepsi Land Jonitorial staff eating children, but even if there were, we assure you that the children eating is all necessary to keep the park clean and free of litter.

@MCisAwesome95

Жыл бұрын

@@Mayhaps-a-turtle Keeping the park clean and free of litter? Why, the staff at this fine establishment are so thoughtful! The health inspector will be pleased, this is going on your review along with the numerous confirmations and evidence that there is no consumption of children occurring behind the scenes. We at OSHA are very proud of Doug and his delightful staff!

@kubamcmillan3078

Жыл бұрын

​​@@MCisAwesome95 ignore rumors of janibals and baby burgers and janibal cults

If you try to explain the DougDoug Cinematic Universe to someone you have to include: - Cannibalism - Farting very loud - Witchcraft - Rosa - Invading Harambe - Sexy momma squid - Fat Albert and way too much

@littletiger08

Жыл бұрын

*but they’re disguised as gorillas

@derpfluidvariant0916

Жыл бұрын

Can someone tell me what videos these are from? I've seen a bunch of his streams, but I still don't have context for the divorce jokes.

@Ricky00951

Жыл бұрын

@@derpfluidvariant0916 I think I was can you beat gta 5 but the car is invisible

@nikkifish

Жыл бұрын

And Diablo The Cheater

@merchantziro4285

Жыл бұрын

- Poob vs Ploob - Magic Hat - Oxygen Crash - Dragon Ball - Saul Goodman coming back from the dead and legally acquiring Heaven - Space Pope - Toilet on Uranus _The list could honestly go on at this point_

7:48 there NEEDS to be a Best Donation Messages compilation somewhere. This was maybe the funniest Twitch Chat quote I’ve ever heard

1:15 "If I get something easy right now, I can build up so much momentum!" *We in the biz like to call that foreshadowing*

I remembered going to this park once as a kid. The janitor was super friendly to me and my friends. Sadly, I have to go home early. My friends have a lot of fun that they all skipped school the next day. I went there few years later and I gotta say the kart ride is the best bed I ever sleep on. Cheers to the Divorce Island!

@placeholderdoe

Жыл бұрын

Were your friends ever seen again?

@KendoEon

Жыл бұрын

Yep, in my dream :)

@Blue-fg8vt

Жыл бұрын

​@@KendoEon did they ask you to avenge them?

@KendoEon

Жыл бұрын

@@Blue-fg8vt Avenge? Nah. They said they're lonely so I sent another group of friends there.

@DrevikkDrevik

Жыл бұрын

I have been seeing that recently 7 children went Missing, just wondering if they are the same group.

Had to cancel my valentines date with my boyfriend to watch this. The divorce is always worth it for Doug

@SwizzleDrizzl

Жыл бұрын

At least you can get into Divorce Island

@Samu_Rise

Жыл бұрын

You can always hire Saul Goodman as the lawyer

@Wertsir

Жыл бұрын

Divorce is pog

@itsLantik

Жыл бұрын

Doug does rhyme with love after all!

@Samu_Rise

Жыл бұрын

That's it, I'm getting a Dougvorce

Pepsi Park was an utopia, a dream come true.. but then.. I lost my dad to divorce island, he didn't make it through the exit and now he's stranded there for about 69 years now..

11:19 Connection terminated I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication

The puns and wordplay are top tier today, well done everyone!

@HercadosP

Жыл бұрын

For real, chat is such a main character. They are the content and give the man on the screen, money to say stuff

I got to the janitor’s dark back story and laughed so hard that my dog ran in from the other room to make sure I wasn’t in pain. Good dog. Excellent Doug.

@placeholderdoe

Жыл бұрын

The dog wanted to make sure Johniter didn’t get you

@lightschen1644

Жыл бұрын

@@placeholderdoe fuck that got a wheeze outta me

@hopper8514

Жыл бұрын

Good doug. Best streamer.

The idea of "having a ride that only leads to another extremely expensive ride but is the only way out" sounds like something from Rollercoaster Tycoon 2

"At some point we're all going to die" Aaaaaand here comes the existential dread! Thanks, Doug! Been a while since I've had to deal with it.

I am still amazed at how Doug made his channel so successful. He made chat specifically TTS almost a main character in everything so he gets A LOT of money from that. Its genius. But at the same time shout out to chat for being so hilarious and the editors for making these video as good as they are.

@jcdenton2187

Жыл бұрын

Doug is living the dream, no doubt helped by his legit programming experience that lets him integrate chat so directly into his videos a lot.

@robert.7230

Жыл бұрын

It's a perfect setup, and it gets quality content

@isaac10231

Жыл бұрын

Years and years of hard work and experiments. He has a content guide on his DougDougDoug channel.

I've never seen Doug guilty laugh this much. Chat were on their A game this stream. Ita crazy how creative this community is

@Redshirtgaming96

Жыл бұрын

They where until they started insulting the best rides

@thecreatorofpc7929

Жыл бұрын

@@Redshirtgaming96 That was A+

It kinda pains me that there is a limited amount of doug doug content... im sad that this is the only video with that amazing shart ride. I can't belive it goes up, and down hill. You only miss it once its gone. Now, let's hear a poem about It from my poet, jhonniter... It would never give us up... It would never let us down... It would go up and down, and desert us... In the very end, it made us cry, and it's sad that it had to say goodbye... (Also, if you have any spare kids, send them my way)

Thank you Doug for showing the issues that face our Janitors. Being a reformed Janitor, it's so great to see game representation and some light on these dark, cannibalistic topics. Thank you!

Let’s all remember that janitor worked at every theme park in the world.

@suspicion1352

Жыл бұрын

And that they were paid max amount at one point on all three parks.

@AAAAAA-nw1tx

4 ай бұрын

That was only John, who went on strike and lost his job immediately.

@ishnenigans

4 ай бұрын

and then ate half of the populations children

30:10 doug, after understanding how hard it is to please parkgoers after this stream, has to (when going to a theme park irl) ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS, appreciate *tree* and *rock* because, you gotta remember, that park manager worked REALLY HARD to put that *tree* and *rock* there. Doug is never gonna take *tree* and *rock* for granted ever again

@placeholderdoe

Жыл бұрын

I really appreciate it when I see some scenic trees and Dwane Johnsons at parks

@I_Was_Groot_2000

Жыл бұрын

@@placeholderdoe the Dwane Johnson thing sent me

@GreenStorm8200

6 ай бұрын

Don't take rocks for granit-

@Interestking

5 ай бұрын

​@@GreenStorm8200Some people would tell you to leave. I'm telling you to stay because you are funny and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

A lot of 1-6 year olds kept disappearing in my neighborhood around when a theme park called “the theme park” opened nearby. Probably not connected in any way but there were a lot of parents yelling at people with their kids to stay away from janitors.

Doug just wanted to play the game, now there’s an entire canon about child-eating janitors.

This had absolutely everything. Drama, suspense, pathos, extended lore, a glorious cart ride cut down in his prime. This was an absolutely perfect DougDoug video!

This had absolutely everything

@dharamchavan4450

Жыл бұрын

Nice

@reshmareddy125

Жыл бұрын

👍

@haqeqat7217

Жыл бұрын

nice

@shorifulislam7362

Жыл бұрын

Nice

@misssusmita2502

Жыл бұрын

Very good content

I loved going to The Theme Park as a kid. It was cheap and I got a lot of exercise as well. I remember going there with my friends on my birthday, and Johnitor the Janitor showed them his really cool chemical closet. He didn't let me go with him after I said it was my birthday because my parents would notice me missing so he gave me a lollipop and sent me on my way. Sadly my friends moved away not long after (I remember seeing their parents moving their stuff while crying), but all in all I had a really fun birthday!

@twinzzlers

Жыл бұрын

I was there Zekromium, I WAS THERE

He needs a sign "do not feed the janitors" 🤣

It’s so sad that Chat is so jealous of magic kats cart ride, just because it gives their divorced wives a better ride than they ever could.

@spungboy

6 ай бұрын

i think i’ve been on that ride, but can’t remember because i fell asleep immediately after entering because of how boring it was

I am mortally afraid of cannibalistic janitors and slow cart rides. Can't wait to have something to take my mind of them

27:51 I love the alert message. "I think I would rather go on Mr. Bones' Wild Ride than the cart ride."

DougDoug lore just keeps getting deeper. I knew cannibal janitors were gonna appear eventually, there were doubters but I knew. I saw the signs all over the place, disguised as gorillas selling zorbees.

The more bathrooms, the more we can keep Biff employed. This is a win-win guys.

@PixelRockett

Жыл бұрын

Who’s Biff?

@rainestorme25

Жыл бұрын

@@PixelRockett janitor

@rainestorme25

Жыл бұрын

I love how no matter what name doug gives the new janitor he'll always be called biff in our hearts

Novel AI scares me. "My janitor eats children because I am a child the janitor ate my sister my mom has cancer I have no friends and now i'm being held prisoner by the demon lord of hell with only a tiny blue man for company The following is a true account of what happened in the night."

Summary of attempt #1: Extreme Janitor lore, chat talking about eating babies, janitor eating babies, people being thirsty and Doug failing. Attempt 2: Doug makes extremely boring and not awesome cart ride with “scenery” chat deletes it later and Doug’s 2 park falls into bankruptcy.

34:48 “We cobbled together some new strategies” Chat: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Y'know it's a good dougdoug video when he says "am I being invaded by the mongals??" less than a minute in

15:40 this one caught me so off guard, laughed super hard 😂

The algorithm just showed me this channel, and I gotta say. This is probably the funniest chat I've seen in awhile. I mean, ik he edits the funny parts in and other parts out but still. Actual dude has his moments too, the "are we being invaded by the Mongals" got me 😭.

The comparison of the ride to a sensory deprivation tank was amazing, holy shit. The entity that is chat is hilarious.

@MaxLennon

8 ай бұрын

Hey, thanks! That was my message.

@myarmsrgone

5 ай бұрын

Chat is a single being

@spungboy

4 ай бұрын

the entire part where chat was collectively making fun of doug’s cart ride is hilarious no, the entire stream was hilarious.

I want MORE OF THIS!!!! This is probably one of the most applicable ideas of your channel, Doug. Imagine other sandbox games, like Planet Zoo or Cities Skylines, where you have to do this challenge. That would be so fun to watch.

@EnsoHenzo

Жыл бұрын

He did it already :) Probably going to his second channel because he has high standards and it was kinda shitty

@tragossoboy6700

Жыл бұрын

​@@EnsoHenzo Are you talking about the "Planet Zoo"-Stream/s? I hope not, bc those were legit one of the funniest things I have ever seen, I laughed for hours on end. But to each their own. :)

@nardinyouryard

Жыл бұрын

@@EnsoHenzo saw it posted like a few days after the og comment I made, really cool! I wanna see it with more games too!

Doug's track ride is absolutely from that one episode of spongebob SquarePants when they go to gloveworld.

4:02 "ok cool" was delivered so well

I’m 10 minutes in and desperately hoping a janitor gets named “Jannibal Lector”

As a southern Ohioan, I grew up going to Kings Island a lot. It’s always a great time, but I really felt like it was missing something, after visiting The Amusement Park and Pepsi Park, I finally realized what it was. I wasn’t cannibalized by the johnitor, nor was I trapped in the rides’ exit. I really hope KI gets onto adding those in the future

@fandomcringebucket

Жыл бұрын

HOLY SHIT FELLOW SOUTHERN OHIOAN, KINGS ISLAND IS THE SHIT

@xj-may

Жыл бұрын

@@fandomcringebucket hell yes, Kings Island rules even if the johnitors don’t eat kids

@fandomcringebucket

Жыл бұрын

@@xj-may nah, but I'm pretty sure the costumed actors walking around during WinterFest do

Petition for Doug to do the same challenge but in Roller Coaster Tycoon 2

"Fine, I'll add a circle" And that's how you sold problems as an establishment owner, kids And never get near those janitors..

Dealing with chat must be so hard, mad respect to our overlord DougDoug

@sumup49

Жыл бұрын

He owns a supermarket chain and a KZread channel 😮

@itskaydenxd6526

Жыл бұрын

2 bots in one comment, it’s only been a couple minutes

@tatecrossette2855

Жыл бұрын

He's only our overlord because he's captured us and forces us to watch his streams and videos in his basement. I say it's time to rise up!

@omega4663

Жыл бұрын

@Storg I think Chat has taken over the streaming side of Doug doug's channel If the editors want to they can cut twitch chat out of the videos the editors have power in the main line videos and chat has the rest.

@E-man.

Жыл бұрын

@yeaman cause he wanted to burn it

"The cleaning products or the children" got me laughing till my drink went up my sinuses. I guess that's what happens when you try to function around Dougdoug.

Hey Doug just wanted to say that the reason why your janitors where not working was because the area where you put in their payments on the right it says free roaming

It’s these kinds of videos that make me wish I could use twitch, but I’d literally never know when things are happening and have better things to do than check every 5 minutes for a DougDoug stream

@aidenbrennan1310

8 ай бұрын

You can enable notifications and stuff to be alerted when someone is steaming

You know we're in for a good time when Doug Doug is close to an hour on his first attempt but the video hasn't even passed 15 minutes in length.

This story about child-eating jonitors is truly terrifying.

Imagine being hired as a new Janitor, and at orientation they say "please don't eat any children"

On the benches,some viewers (Samofhearts especially) didn't think Doug succeeded, but he actually got down 228 picnic benches and 18 normal benches in the 5 minutes, which totals 7,020 dollars and he had under 14,000 dollars so Doug actually did do it

I'm Glad This Video is on Trending. that means more people can hear about Cannibal Baby Janitors

@fandomcringebucket

Жыл бұрын

...so the janitors are babies who are also cannibals?

Watching the stream was fun, glad it got turned into a video for KZread folks with less free time

@winterhat7744

Жыл бұрын

Funny how Doug didn’t include the fact he went bankrupt on that second one like 45 mins in and proceeded to carry on anyway

@coldes97

Жыл бұрын

I can't believe Biff wasn't included, this is hatred towards janitors #JusticeForBiff

@michaelforis2713

Жыл бұрын

@@coldes97 no it's just because Doug hates us and all poor people.

@robert.7230

Жыл бұрын

@@winterhat7744 rigged

@winterhat7744

Жыл бұрын

@@robert.7230 exactly I was on the verge of losing like 5000 channel points, how would I feed my family!?

I like that the Pepsi Park is a *Pop* -culture themepark

We starting off strong "are we being invaded by the mongols?" In like a minute

It's finally here. The best stream of last year.

I love how the janitor was on free roaming so they were just following orders and burning time and kids.

My favorite part of this channel is that you go into every video, thinking it will be straight forward. But chat always pinpoints on one small detail, making a theme for the entire video

I loved going to DougLand as a kid. The arch of pirate ships was my favorite, and I remember being the only one of my friends who liked Magic Katz.

I gotta say, Jonh is a really nice guy, I sure hope he does his job.

I remember the atrocious creations made by Let's Game It Out. Good times coming home to watch his chaos creations.

@Uncle480

Жыл бұрын

I was waiting to find a reference to him. Glad I found one!

@Goversher

Жыл бұрын

I love seeing like 100000 coasters breaking people's spine

“Am I being invaded by the mongols?” -DougDoug 2023

Man, by the way Doug talks about janitors, you would think janitors AREN'T supposed to eat children. Clearly, Doug doesn't do his own research.

Doug’s streams all end up devolving in ways you can never predict and I adore it.

It's so sad to watch bob working knowing what eventually happens to him.

@Goversher

Жыл бұрын

He got turned into a kid and was eaten.

This is my favourite Minecraft video Doug has made yet. It has emotions like divorce, child-eating, janitor, biff, uphill and downhill ride and sexy man with his chat. The editing really put it together.

Would've been nice to see more than a handful of options on that massive wheel though... maybe cap how many times something can be picked until they've all gotten a go?

I legit became unable to breath just 5 minutes in because I was just laughing too hard. I'm in for a ride.

@wahtishappening790

11 ай бұрын

At least it is a better ride than the insane asylum that is Doug's ride