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Pitbulls vs Guns. Bone Hampton - Full Special
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Remember back in the day when you could go out to get a movie, or just go out in general? Man, January was the best.
@amos-quito77
4 жыл бұрын
Olivia Sofield BUHAHAHAHA!!! Sadly hilarious. ..lol
@JuanGarcia-hi9gc
4 жыл бұрын
Its even worse now
@redblack2319
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@aminutewithmyles
4 жыл бұрын
Moment of silence for summer 2020 😞
@thomashagel3559
3 жыл бұрын
I'll always remember the toilet paper crisis of 2020
Him: “Hi guys, My name is Bone 🦴. I am going to talk about my fear of dogs 🐶” 😂😂
@elizabethbarnett1750
3 жыл бұрын
Funny!!!😂😂😂
@ronkirby7509
3 жыл бұрын
P
That is a great analogy of a dog that dont bite. A gun with out bullets
@Johnny-tq9no
4 жыл бұрын
Not really but whatever it's okay as a joke but it doesn't hold up lol
@whodat417
4 жыл бұрын
How wont it work?. A person that is afraid of a dog, they dont think this dog wont bite. If I have a gun to your head your not thinking oh it wont shoot. You think I'm gonna get shot just like the person think they will get bit
@Johnny-tq9no
4 жыл бұрын
@@whodat417 because most people who are afraid of dogs act irrationally and most dogs are not aggressive while someone holding a handgun on the street is almost certainly doing something violent
@whodat417
4 жыл бұрын
Yea I get that but does it really matter if I think that analogy is a good one
@Johnny-tq9no
4 жыл бұрын
@@whodat417 it's a weak and flimsy comparison that's all if you think it's good I guess it's fine but people trying to look at you weird if you think that's a good analogy
"I'm a registered tax offender, I can't be around taxes NO MO!" I'm dying!
@twilightgardenspresentatio6384
4 жыл бұрын
Flexx Mobil hell yeah, me too
@MsMookalate
4 жыл бұрын
I'm a serial tax offender. I'm banned from tax for life.... It is what it is🤷🏾😉
@kahgritty5643
4 жыл бұрын
That line had me 🔥🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀⚰️⚰️
@turtles3708
4 жыл бұрын
My dream is to be a registered tax offender. 😭
@krose9941
3 жыл бұрын
His only funny joke
Hey now, i enjoy both Kool Aid, AND sweet potato pie. Don't be putting those away, hand 'em here! lol
@kimberlyolivier6505
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@braydenharper6941
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@joshualuntsford
4 жыл бұрын
My fav kool aid is blue raspberry. That crack to me
@oliviacrews5822
4 жыл бұрын
😂
@philossifer6252
4 жыл бұрын
The real question is... but do you like it more than ice tea? ;)
Why does the first skit, sound like the vine "Get your dog!! " "It don't bite" "Yes it do!!! "
@MrMate8869
4 жыл бұрын
Don't remind me about that kid.
@katiekat4457
4 жыл бұрын
yaoi Kun What is the vine?
@MrMate8869
4 жыл бұрын
@@katiekat4457 Vine is an old App kinda like tik tok
@jackiehughes414gpg
4 жыл бұрын
It got teeth don't it?? Lol
@ericdavis2928
3 жыл бұрын
If it got teeth it will bite
I clicked on this just from the title "pit bulls & guns", knowing it wasn't literal lol, but I do have 2 pits lol. I'm glad I did cuz this guy is hysterical!
@natashka1982
3 жыл бұрын
I got one
@RuralTowner
3 жыл бұрын
@@natashka1982 Got one too. A full blood red nose lean on you then plops over if you move big smile scratch my belly meathead.
@purpleheartne
3 жыл бұрын
You must be a city girl Loool
@yup_its_ME.512
3 жыл бұрын
Me too!! I have a full blooded blue nose named Zeus. Never in my mind did I think I'd *ever* own a pittbull. His neck is bigger than his head. Sweetest smartest big baby with us but he is ferocious looking.
@yup_its_ME.512
3 жыл бұрын
sorry just saw your comment is 1 yr old lol this pandemic got us twisted! 🤣
I want more of this guy, he's one of the best comedians featured on the channel!
This dude gon have me saying "it is what it is" the whole day
@capatheist
4 жыл бұрын
Did he win the featherweight belt?
@twilightgardenspresentatio6384
4 жыл бұрын
Zoë Rheeder that’s an everyday phrase where I’m from Is what it is bruh
@PaulMEdwards
4 жыл бұрын
It is what it is.
@maem7636
4 жыл бұрын
Zoë Rheeder, LoL
@overclucker
4 жыл бұрын
I used "it is what it is" in conversation twice today because I watched this.
"Muffin don't bite!" HE GOT TEETH DON'T HE?
@lilone11586
3 жыл бұрын
Alluding to SNL Black Jeopardy? That was the answer verbatim. lol
@HMRLTL
3 жыл бұрын
I was just about to write that. Yep snl. The mm...i dont know category lol
😂😂😂😂 I was going to name my first pitbull Pookey but the six week old love bug nipped me when I suggested it. So I named him Ronin instead. He was afraid of kittens, butterflies, and slugs 😂😆😆😆😆
That was actually completely hilarious! He held it down
@OnyxStudios720p
3 ай бұрын
No doubt
Yeah... Last time I went to the movies it was $20 for one large popcorn and two drinks. I was like... There better be free refills on everything.
@ricklett1688
4 жыл бұрын
You got off easy.
@its_just_marvlus
4 жыл бұрын
its 20$ for popcorn,tickets, and drinks and free refills in my town. but the snacks bruh dang they cost 25$$ like i shoulda went to dollar tree for some first and then movies
@BeautifulyCool
4 жыл бұрын
Hehehe. I put snacks and drinks in my purse mostly. Sometimes an icee is cool, but... *It is what it is*
@BoneHamptonChannel
4 жыл бұрын
Psyrecx yoooo!!! I’m stealing that tag!!!! Free refills on everything!!!
@FigaroHey
3 жыл бұрын
The problem is... they know that you can't actually consume those refills. Are you going to take home cold movie theater popcorn or that drink with all the ice melted in it? If they refilled you on CANDY, ok, bring a bag and load up. But they know very well that 'free refills' is a scam, because most people are not going to eat 20$ worth of popcorn in a week, still less in a single sitting in a movie. Who would even want to eat more than one tub of popcorn? Just go and look at the cost of ordinary (non-microwave), plain popcorn in the supermarket. See how many servings you get from one bag or jar of popcorn, popped in an air popper. Then calculate how much you would earn if you sold that popcorn for 10 dollars or 6 dollars a person. I want in on that business.
I saw comedian Bone in Tennessee like 17 years ago. Absolutely stunned to see him still going!
@BoneHamptonChannel
4 жыл бұрын
Ryan Bishop ummmm y u stunned????😂😂😂😂
@vr6prodigy
4 жыл бұрын
@@BoneHamptonChannel mostly because it's a childhood memory. Most childhood memories don't stick around.
@Kindizzal
4 жыл бұрын
Bel jof producton
@Kindizzal
4 жыл бұрын
Bel jof prodiction
@Kindizzal
4 жыл бұрын
Bel jof production
“Muffin don’t bite!”😄
This guy is really funny. I would pay to see him live!
That's a werewolf!!!😂😂
bruce lopez and jackie chavez had me rollin 😂
“Bruce Lopez!” Lol 😆
Mr. Bone is as funny as one can be! Brilliant! Very much enjoyed.
He's hilarious and I laughed so hard at white dude named Jamal. It is what it is!!!
I've never seen so many call backs to the same joke in one segment before. But I guess,... _"It is what it is."_ Hahaha Nah this was great! Cheers!
@katiekat4457
4 жыл бұрын
Me Cooper I think he overused it but other then that I thought he was very funny
@kahgritty5643
4 жыл бұрын
I guess you never watched Red Fox, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock or Kevin Hart!? You gonna learn today
Bone has a lot of original stuff. Funny man.
SOOOO TRUE!!! I remember my dad giving me a $10 to go to the movies and get snacks! Now the popcorn is $10!
@sabertoothwallaby2937
Жыл бұрын
Inflation
Lol this guy is freaking awesome love his stuff!
he got me with the empty gun ''muffin don't bite'' LOL
"Uh, he got puppets." 😅😅😅
I want to watch more of his content.... 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾💯💯💯💯
I’m from Texas love a fellow Texan
Love this guy. I'm still laughing hysterically!!!😅🤣😂
No, but seriously, leash your dogs
@wilfdarr
4 жыл бұрын
So here's the thing: if your dog is only ever on a leash, what happens on the day he gets away? I'd rather have well behaved dogs off leash than dogs on leashes that you can't trust if someone opens the door. My 2¢
@roaddemon20011
4 жыл бұрын
Leash laws
@wilfdarr
4 жыл бұрын
@@roaddemon20011 None in my town dude, it's pretty laissez-faire. The only law here is 'law suit', and since my dogs don't bite, your fear is nobody's but your own (I hate text, that last bit sounds abrasive, but what I mean is in the most loving way possible: fear only holds you back, no one else). I would encourage you to overcome your fears by volunteering at a shelter, getting to know as many dogs as possible, even the aggressive ones (when experienced and with help of course), so you can understand the why and when and who and what, and maybe even socialize them.
@roaddemon20011
4 жыл бұрын
@@wilfdarr I'm very well aware of dog's and socializing them. We do adoptions one of our groups stipulations in the contract is to never have your dog Unleashed outside of a fenced area. I am not scared of dogs. Much prefer them over people. I'm just aware that it is important to protect my dog. It's your business if you choose off leash. I don't let my dog socialize on the street. We go to other events. Odds are if you approach my dog on the street and your dog is not leashed, I'm going to tell you to get away from me and my dog. My dogs are not designed like most. They have very thin skin and one playful wrong nail placement could put my dogs needing stitches. So I don't want your friendly well-mannered angels annoying my unruly brats. Have a great day
@wilfdarr
4 жыл бұрын
@@roaddemon20011 my area has no leash laws and thus no 'off leash areas'. Where then is my dog supposed to get exercise? Edit: is this sarcasm? Why would a "reputable breeder" breed an animal with such skin problems, and why would you support this poor breeding?
I had a dog come at me barking and snarling. I'm shouting at him to back off but he keeps coming. I got my pepper spray out and was just about to douse him when the owner called him off saying "oh he doesn't bite!" I'm like yeah right
@leobasketcase2986
4 жыл бұрын
I don’t know if you’re serious about the shouting and pepper spray, but as someone who was raised with dogs-some nicer than others-I’ll share a few tips if you’re interested. First is that if a dog is charging at you, it’s either looking for love or a fight. If you’re not sure which, stay on the safe side and don’t make eye contact-they see it as a challenge. In fact, do whatever you can to avoid acknowledging the dog; it will only become more riled up. Also do not run-not only can you not outrun a pit or a shepherd, but they love to chase. Avoid acknowledging it and in most cases, the worst you’ll get is a nibble before it loses interest; if the dog jumps, simply raise your knee-it won’t seriously injure the dog, but will be uncomfortable enough for it to back off. Just keep walking and it will run off. Now, if none of these work and the dog is intent on attacking you, shouting and running won’t help-at that point, you absolutely want pepper spray; anything else will just add fuel to the fire.
@wilfdarr
4 жыл бұрын
Shouting (or showing any obvious signs of fear) is the opposite of what you want to do: that just makes the whole situation way more exciting. I wouldn't say don't make eye contact, as this can make you look like pray, but don't make sustained eye contact like you're staring the animal down (this is a good rule for all mammals). I had a shepherd and a Rottweiler come charging out of a yard at me, my little sister, and my retriever. They were bouncing (bluffing) and baking. I put my sister and my retriever behind me and just stood there at about a 45° angle to them, not challenging them but not ignoring them either: they knew that if they approached my dog or my sister they were getting a boot in the head. Once they realized I wasn't challenging them, they calmed down, and we mosied away.
@sharonsmalls6846
4 жыл бұрын
Mum Victoria I like your answer the best. The other two answers are way to much to remember when your heart is pounding.
@leobasketcase2986
4 жыл бұрын
Sharon Smalls Easy to remember doesn’t mean effective for not getting knocked over¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@sharonsmalls6846
4 жыл бұрын
Violamae I like the pepper spray reaction. If I'm in the street and a dog is charging me, hopefully, I have two pepper sprays or some sort of deterrent that is stopping the dog. Because I'm not invading the dog’s space and I believe we should respect one another boundaries.
"Like walking around with a gun with no bullets" and "Naming a white dude Jamal" best quotes of all time
" Bone Hampton, you are funny; thanks for sharing your humor with me today ! "
I truly enjoyed this. He's hilarious.
Ringing the bell with the Tax Offender approach... Great show.
An effectively active comedian.Hooe he hits a HOME Run to the top of his game!
Funny from start to finish.
crips bloods and kkk. lol. the school should have said that you had to wear red and blue together.
@capatheist
4 жыл бұрын
Saints row it up
@thegamingsnorlax196
4 жыл бұрын
Angela Baker I cant tell if you’re being anyway serious
@capatheist
4 жыл бұрын
Angela Baker ummm no... in this particular satirical comment blue is the crips. KKk is white.... because... you know what? Nevermind
@abbycross90210
4 жыл бұрын
@@capatheist I don't think Angela knew the Crip color is blue. It's nice in that bubble.
@thegamingsnorlax196
4 жыл бұрын
Abby Cross well bearing in mind the iconically WHITE robe of the WHITE suprematist group KKK red is a fitting colour
Whoever disliked this video walks their dog without a leash.
@Redtee1986
4 жыл бұрын
Ethan Groß dogs are animals with animal instinct. Always leash your dog always.
@havuckofp
4 жыл бұрын
The problem is that I walk my dogs on a leash but if one off the leash comes up to mine, then mine will defend the pack... other people need to put their dogs on a leash for their dogs' safety, not mine.
@ellencampbell3921
4 жыл бұрын
One squirrel or skunk can have your dogs instincts kick in and your dog is off and hit by a car.... One squirrel.... Leash around any moving cars or bikes. Cheers.
@rebeccariordan6391
4 жыл бұрын
Or wears a pink shirt, lol
@Dirtbag-Hyena
4 жыл бұрын
I don't have A dog .
In the first min I had to take a break laughing so hard 😂😂😂
@Nayo68
4 жыл бұрын
No....you have not. Why'd you have to exagerate all you do?
@spemka
3 жыл бұрын
Nayo Silver maybe they did? I’ve paused a video because I was laughing too much many times. How the hell would you know?
I've had someone shrieking their dog's name before as it was barreling toward me, clearly in a panic and then they say, "don't worry, he doesn't bite!" why do you sound so scared then? I had someone assure me their dog wouldn't bite me and then immediately the dog bit me. I like dogs, but I don't like other people's dogs, because they don't know how to control them.
@gailboyd3585
4 жыл бұрын
I. AGREE 100% !!!
That's is a rockin title I love it
What’s the point of spoiling a punchline in the intro? I already clicked on the video.
@abbycross90210
4 жыл бұрын
Drybar spoils jokes in every single video they put out. "Well that's what you get for trying to enjoy comedy for free. One less joke."
@crayothewarrior7713
4 жыл бұрын
Abby Cross man, you missed your chance. I thought you were going to say, “It is what it is”
@tenza1988
4 жыл бұрын
They probably think it will increase watch time and make you want to get to the punchline, no faith in the modern day attention span.
It is what it ain't, til it ain't no mo...
Anytime I ever drove anywhere with my dad( R.I.P LOVE YOU) or my brother and I pulled in to get gas, I wouldn't have to ask them to do it! I would drive my dad to his chemo & radiation sessions & have to say," Daddy, I'm well, i am healthy, DON'T GET OUT, AND HE ALWAYS DID ANYWAYS!"Sorry, I wanted to write that, bc he's so right, it may seem like it, but CHILVARY ISN'T DEAD! If it did die, it left some great people behind! Few & far between but... still here! I love that he's so, like...."on with the audience!" What a great performance! And wow he has an amazing resume! Am I right? Wow, all of that, and he had me laughing so hard, love it! Ty Bone and ty DRYBAR! 👏👏🎤💯
@Nayo68
4 жыл бұрын
And then you got married and reallity hit you in the face with a husband that could care less and you have to go an pay the gas
OMG 32 minutes flew by within seconds! BONE you're da man. Love this!
Muffin don’t bite! Love it! There’s probably going to be many dogs name Muffins, cupcakes, and Buttercup after this. He’s a legend
"It is what it is" - my coworker says this all the time...it drives me bonkers!!!
*Bone sitting next to a dog* friends: Aye wassup dawg bone: me or the dog? it is what it is dawg hehe lol
Some good stuff right here, I'm dying 😂😂😂
I just LOVE this guy!!! May the Lord Jesus bless him!!!
I HATE the saying "It is what it is" !! Spot on analogy
This was a great skit and you really pitched it perfectly! Thanks for the laughs, I almost dropped my phone LOL!
Dogs off-leash make me nervous as hell. They're too unpredictable.
Brilliant, love this guy!
Bone Hampton is ... PERFECTION!!!!!
Registered tax offender. New movie for Wesley Snipes.
@revgwhite
4 жыл бұрын
Come on sister, the brother served his time. Lift him up.
@deegordel2053
4 жыл бұрын
lmaoooo
@kahgritty5643
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@LameWaysArtistry
4 жыл бұрын
Lmfaoo
@andrewmaize203
4 жыл бұрын
You silly
Another hidden gem!
I like the energy of this guy! raw, honest, and ridiculously funnnnny!!!! I couldn't stop laughing the whole time! SOMEONE PLS GIVE HIM A PAY RAISE SO HE COULD TAKE HIS GIRLFRIEND TO THE MOVIES AND JOIN A GYM 😂🤣
Best laugh all day and clean!
He's hilarious! I need more of him. Love, love his energy!
That was good man, you're pretty funny. No one seemed to really get the bathroom key joke but I was on the floor. Keep that one in the rotation 👍🏾
Chivalry is a code of honor on the battlefield. Like NOT pointing to sky and screaming dragon then kicking the opponent in the nuts. lol.
He totally earned his applause . I enjoyed his performance from beginning to the end
I miss passenger trains, greyhound, trailways, yellow cabs, mom and pop shops and cafes oh and simple interest! 😳😔
He is hilarious love this hubby and I laughed so much!❤😂
Haha nice comparison actually... Plenty of people have been shot by a gun "that wasn't loaded" Always treat it like it's loaded.
@biggayal4149
4 жыл бұрын
Amen
@chicoandthem4n
3 жыл бұрын
How do you get a shot with a gun without bullets tho?
@RCFlyBoy314
3 жыл бұрын
@@chicoandthem4n that's the point... People think it doesn't have any bullets, don't check, and shoot themselves or others because it actually did
He’s hilarious, love him! May God bless you Bone!!
I know a white dude named Jamal
@Itz-All-Gud
4 жыл бұрын
I know 2 named Jerome. And one Jerome is married to a white Tasha. Figure the odds.
@AlphaMom55
4 жыл бұрын
I knew a black man named Blake. I have a black relative named Chad.😂
@erikapurcell-williams4049
4 жыл бұрын
Are you SURE his parents didn't just misspell Jeremy? LOL
@rochellethundercloud346
4 жыл бұрын
I know a dude named heather
@chreezy24
3 жыл бұрын
@@AlphaMom55 Is it Blake Griffin?
Hahahahaha I laughed so hard in public people stopped to see if I was ok.
Our school literally did the exact same thing with the colors, except they let us wear the “school shirts” on Fridays and they were sometimes not flag colors
@twilightgardenspresentatio6384
4 жыл бұрын
GraffitiTurtle fukingstupid rules
Genius. Thank you man. Highly intelligent.
I am a dog lover but i agree if you are not in a dog park or the house/ backyeard ( you need a fence) have a leash on its safer for the dog too
oh this is great on a rainy Saturday morning 😂
Good stuff. Hope to see Bone again. :)
Dude sounds like Will Smith got style like Jordan, and talent like Cedric
@12345678956824
3 жыл бұрын
Really does sound like Will Smith!
No wonder this channel has some good clean talent. It's in Utah :)
OMG! You are hysterical!
I'm White and Welsh and I love this comedian so much. Could listen to his voice all day.😂 Black people as sooooo funny. 😊🙆💃
Very funny!!!!! Seen this 5 times now
Ahhh cute puppies ! They are to precious & innocent !
I loved it! 😂😂😂
Bone is outstanding ! Awesome show ! ! Loved it ....from West Virginia.....:-) :-) :-) :-)
This guy is great had me laughing the entire time.
Ay you betta GETCHO DOG!!! 😂😂😂
This guy's a riot, or a party! LMAO!
I love Bone Hampton, that dude is the best...and Tim Hawkins hahahahaha!!!
@Dry Bar Comedy Thank you for uploading this delightful video. YOU are providing an ESSENTIAL SERVICE for all socially responsible people who chose to minimize their non-essential direct personal contacts, even though it is no longer mandatory. These shows help KEEP US SANE. God bless, be strong and remain hopeful. Roger J. Sledz, Staten Island ( NYC ) 10/2/2020 👍☺️🇺🇸🗽
This video should of been called “It’s is what it is” not “Pit bulls vs Guns”
@Nayo68
4 жыл бұрын
Ey listen.....it is what it is!! 😊
I don't BELIEVE in JOGGING eitherrr homeyyy 😆 issa walk or run fo'yo LIFE type sitch
That was a good set. I would definitely go and see him if he came to Gainesville Florida. 🥰
this guy funny as hell lmao
@TheVirusIsTheCure
4 жыл бұрын
@David Ringlein *THIS GUY IS A HATER*
for real though...love you dude
Does this man need a wife? I'm a black woman, I cook, I work and my body is snatched. If help him with his health and laugh at everything he says. I also loved living in salt lake city.
@noneofyourbusiness302
4 жыл бұрын
LegitFit LLC, Oh❣ I hope you meet and fall in love❣❣
@lprincessaziz6341
4 жыл бұрын
LegitFit LLC you go girl. He’s a snatch
@kennygwalk5328
4 жыл бұрын
Salt Lake. That explains why ur thirsty! I'm playing 😆
@Reneesaidit
4 жыл бұрын
Dang sis, you're tryna change him before you even get him 😂
@jadaj.8275
3 жыл бұрын
Girl you forgot to leave your IG name. Hope this happens for you!!
I love him. I watch a lot of comedy and no one has made me laugh out loud like this since Dave Chapelle’s newest show.
Sending prayers for your good health Bone!! ✨💐🍀
*****Bone Hampton was GREAT FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*******
Great set
17:12 another one for you, man: In that glasses on/off bit, Glasses on: Girls from the suburb love it Girls from the city: "Hey Bone you take off those glasses for me?"