The Davy Jones Crocodile Machine

@Hcollins371

3 жыл бұрын

Flying what? Dutchman! 🤣🤣🤣

@SirCamera

3 жыл бұрын

Band name idea.

@katerinamachu195

2 жыл бұрын

Cracks me up every time

@susnasongbird1277

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@EEEEEEEE

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"i can't read my own writing" Omg xD

@1TrueJuliet

7 жыл бұрын

Happens to me quite often.

@xtremeskittelz2007

3 жыл бұрын

And that terrible attempt at a poker face 🤣🤣🤣

@taurnilx

3 жыл бұрын

We've all been there XD

@Nashimi_Bunny

9 ай бұрын

Me:

@miner2268

7 ай бұрын

Me everytime 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️👏🏻

1:27 gets me every time! "You knew this!" "I did not!" *bad poker face*

@EEEEEEEE

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@shootingstar476

7 ай бұрын

Like me!

@lancecurry7538

7 ай бұрын

1:31 *WILL:* You knew this. *JACK (sounding like a scolding father):* I did _not!_ _(immediately starts corpsing)_

"There's a female presence here sir.... all the men have felt her-- no they haven't" HA

@EEEEEEEE

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@connorrobertson5564

Жыл бұрын

brilliant 😂🤣

@connorrobertson5564

Жыл бұрын

​@@EEEEEEEE its a joke

@lancecurry7538

7 ай бұрын

2:38

Can we all just appreciate that Norrington thanks Jack for fixing his hair? And calls him "dear"?

@wgtgs5409

3 жыл бұрын

I think Jack Davenport said “Depp”

@krishanthapathirana6500

3 жыл бұрын

He says "thanks Depp," not dear.

@KingdomHeart556

3 жыл бұрын

It actually could be dear, bc Gov Swann called Beckett dear in another clip. May just be an old school english thing

@shootingstar476

2 жыл бұрын

I heard "dude" or am I wrong 🤷‍♀️

@Graceluvbug37

2 жыл бұрын

He said "thanks depp"

orlandos laugh at 2:34 is adorable

I love how when Johnny Depp makes a mistake, he stays on character. You can hear it on the voice and accent.

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"I shall help you find the compass. If you'll do strange things to my dog." LOL

@Ben-Jamin673

5 жыл бұрын

"His name is Tim."

Johnny Depp is just the best actor ever.

@corwinbee4057

8 жыл бұрын

agreed

@zvayaruby

7 жыл бұрын

HELL YEAH

@lancecurry7538

7 ай бұрын

Unmatched charm, that man has.

2:35 that laugh is adorable

@lancecurry7538

7 ай бұрын

"Help?"

1:18 Orlando and Lee Arenberg just tilt their heads at the same time when they heard "Davy Jones's Crocodile machine" LOL

3:43 Keira's laugh 😍

1:10 Trying to use my notes to study for an exam

@negativecake5809

2 жыл бұрын

I can sadly relate to that hahaha

2:32 Orlando's laugh is the best

I love 1:38 Orlandos laughter is just adorable with the Way he’s kinda chuckling and also it’s so cute that Johnny starts laughing and then snorts so adorable

"...Kill Him." XD Priceless!

2:44 "i shall help you to find the compass. if you do strange things to my doggy his name is tim" XD

I just fell in love with Johny Depp again

The jar of dirt scene was filmed once, and it wasent scripted. There expressions were real

@harm3825

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Depp was just improvising at that moment 😂

@sumankedia1712

3 жыл бұрын

@@harm3825 and it turned out to literally be one of the best lines in all potc!

@thatonerotom8999

3 жыл бұрын

So he really fell? That looked painful ngl

@xxmaiyagacha13xx81

3 жыл бұрын

@@thatonerotom8999 legit

@maldorov6297

2 жыл бұрын

@@thatonerotom8999 yeah, he actually fell and they almost did a retake. The thing that kept it going was when he continued his bit. I just wish we could've seen what it looked like on the other side of the guardrail

I love the way Orlando Bloom laugh :D

"Crocodile machine"

@bellajay8466

8 жыл бұрын

DOGE

@Kosky555

8 жыл бұрын

+The Unicorn wan wan it is i the derpy doge

@bellajay8466

8 жыл бұрын

LazyPolarBear I haz a unicorn

@Kosky555

8 жыл бұрын

+The Unicorn noice m8 unicorns are cool

@bellajay8466

8 жыл бұрын

LazyPolarBear yup just realized ur dawge profile pic haz crazy eyes 0.0

2:38 this part had me laughing my ass off haha

@lancecurry7538

7 ай бұрын

"There's a female presence here, sir. All the men have felt her... no, they haven't!"

I love that he manages to stay in character. 0:47

If I was Keira Knightley, then I'd also screw up the kissing scene as many times as possible

@nataliek.1041

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah, me too!! ❤ She is a smart girl!!!

@Yogarosmananda

7 жыл бұрын

If I was Orlando Bloom, then I'd also screw up the kissing scene as many times as possible

2:12 I must've replayed about 50 times XD

@lancecurry7538

7 ай бұрын

_(creaking sound)_ "...sorry."

I lost it at the 2:52 part. "HALLULAH HALLAH"

@lancecurry7538

7 ай бұрын

"There, I said it! I feel better for it."

His dog Tim... as in Tim Burton?

@josephjones8635

8 жыл бұрын

I'm a fan of johnny

@1TrueJuliet

7 жыл бұрын

And then Tim makes a movie about Johnny's dog being run over...

"All that's left is to climb aboard the Davy Jones crocodile machine or whatever its called!" "What's the bloody thing called?" "The flying what?" "Dutchman!" 🤣🤣🤣

I would be screwing up the 3:07 scene as many times as possible. It looks like a lot of fun.

@lancecurry7538

7 ай бұрын

"AGAIN, AGAIN!"

1:28 his laugh is gorgeos 😍 he's the best actor everrr ❤

@ameliaram9820

7 жыл бұрын

Are you part of the Johnny Depp Fandom too?!?!?😂

@RoseRose-ow4ni

7 жыл бұрын

Amy Ram indeed 😀

"Now all that's left is to climb aboard the Davy Jones Crocodile Machine, or whatever it's called. What's the bloody thing called" ~Captain Jack Sparrow As if that isn't funny enough, watch Pintel's reaction to that little gem.

1:04 We've all been there XD

Leo got Oscar. Your turn Johnny.

@ciyajoseph1412

7 жыл бұрын

De Oggo johnny don't need no rigged Oscar to make him seem like a better actor, he's perfect already

is Bill Nighy the only one who does all the lines correctly? Becase he's nowhere to be seen in potc 2 and potc 3 bloopers

@sahilsalunkhe5431

Жыл бұрын

Cuz he's perfect actor, in his presence director never had to say cut

1:17!!! Crocodile machine 😂 i did not!!! 😂 also, 2:45 and 2:52

The noise....and that "sorry" cracks me up every single time!

Is it not incredible how Johnny keeps in character? Phenomenal.

@daviddavidsonn3578

Жыл бұрын

He is NOT playing character he IS the character!

@stinkydinkydunken4eva

Жыл бұрын

@@daviddavidsonn3578that much is true... 🤘

1:32 hahaha "I did not!"

Around 3:42 i wonder what Bloom was thinking?

@JessicaPilotGirl

9 жыл бұрын

Butlermagic95 He was thinking a lot of things. Hahaha!

@Butlermagic95

9 жыл бұрын

MercedesKawasaki Haha.

"Theres no one there" hahaha

2:25 “I’m stuck…” 😅

0:59 Governor Swann: The charge is conspiring to set free a man convicted of..... I can't read my own writing. Me: So the charge is conspiring to not being able to read his own writing?

@lancecurry7538

7 ай бұрын

"Marvelous. Crimes! Thank you very much!"

This film has easily the best gag reel of the whole series

1) "All there's left to do, is to climb aboard Davy Jones' Crocodile Machine and save you bonny lass, eh?" ................................. "You knew this." 1.32, "I did not!" 2) "Kill him!" XD... Oh man, watching these makes me want to become an actor to be that goofy

@jeradpaulson771

Жыл бұрын

1:32

When Johnny Depp just stays in character even if he made a mistake AHAHHAHAHAHA

0:22 Oh, my God, he talks!

Love how they all call each dear 😂

"The charge...is conspiring to set free a man convicted of...(sighs)............ I can't read my own writing... "Crimes" , Thank you very much!

So cute Johnny Depp

I just love seeing Johnny never leave character

"Are you certain?" *croak* "Sorry." I laughed so hard at that!

Orlando’s face after he kissed Keira was like *”oh shit I wasn’t supposed to do that”* 😂😂

Orlando Bloom has the girliest laugh ever

@ave3697

9 жыл бұрын

So?! Its cute 😳💓💜

@1TrueJuliet

7 жыл бұрын

+Carella You are interested in a man, right?

"Crocodile maschine."😂😂😂😂😂😂

Johnny must be amazing to work with!

Some kid: "heY ThAt's FrOM ForTnItE!" Me: 3:26

@witherverse1351

6 ай бұрын

Ong

Can't wait for the new one in 2017

laughed hard always love JD no matter what.

1:16 Jack and will both scenes. Lol

Aw, it sounds like they had a whale of a time filming this! :)

1:13 Me At School Wen I'm Trying To Tell a story I wrote

@weaslyisourking4170

7 жыл бұрын

Brianna Sketch true

Orlando Bloom has the girliest laugh 2:34

this is the kind of content i need after finishing the third movie

The cast is full of fun❤

To be a fly on the wall when they were filming this! Great movie!

I LOVE it :DD thanks for uploading!

Orlando Bloom's laugh at 2:34...priceless.

These still crack me up An emotional scene and then... "I'm stuck" 😂

Well? Did anyone yet do strange things to his dog, Tim?

Love this!

Love how british we all are, just calling everyone dear. I love it. 😂😂

Tia, watch your step! OMG JOHNNY YOUR HAIR'S STUCK!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Top 3 best ships in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies: 3) Queen Anne’s Revenge 2) Black Pearl 1) *Davy Jones Crocodile Machine Or Whatever It’s Called*

1:16 the day jones crocodile machine lol

The films were fantastic, but it's a missed opportunity not using the crocodile machine.

Let's be real here, we know you're here for Davy Jones' Crocodile Machine.

These are my favorite PotC-bloopers :)

"The charge is conspiring to set free a man convicted of... I can't read my own writing!" 🤣🤣🤣

1:00 best one ever

Keira's euuyagghh made me laugh!

Amazing

2:13 I've never heard a human make that noise before. He sounds like a tractor.

@roses4199

Жыл бұрын

i don't think that was him,sounded more like a machine they were using in the background or something

like I said before IF YOU'VE DISLIKED THIS VIDEO WHY ARE YOU EVEN WATCHING IT

3:06 YOU'RE NOT IN THE TELLYTUBBIES MATE!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

3:39 alright ;)

crocodile machine😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So funny I can't stop laughing

great times...

Must be fun

Davy Jones flying crocodile machine help

You have to wonder if Johnny was really just acting, or whether he wasn't entirely sober through some of these scenes.

@fisty539

2 жыл бұрын

Oh yea definitely drunk at least, the crew pranked him in stranger tides I think, he drank straight vodka and couldn't talk lmao

I wonder what captain jack sparrow would sound like on helium.....?🧐🤨🤔

3:12 There has been an awakening.... Have you felt it

@lancecurry7538

7 ай бұрын

"Ha-hah!" "Sorry!"

1:28

2:14 2:33 2:47 2:40 2:54 😂 1:18

0:37 Can someone tell me what's Johnny Depp saying, pwease? I'm learning English but he speaks too fast for me xD Thank you ~

@Anna-ul4uo

7 жыл бұрын

"Yes to the first, and yes to the second, but only so far as we keep to the-(mess up) I'm just going to start the take again, shall I?"

@MugiwaraNoKyubi

7 жыл бұрын

+Anna Pomerantz Thank you !!

@Kryptojackjr

7 жыл бұрын

Good idea!

2:12 - LOL

Is naomi harris doing the accent ?? And are there any other bloopers of tia dalma ?

And when jack fell on the ship

2;35 orlando bloom sounds like a girl:P