Kirsche is to Pippa as Pippa is to us. She's Pippa's Pippa.

@jlGenozzV

Жыл бұрын

Kischey makes Pippa blink, I need more of these colabs

@IncelopeMori

Жыл бұрын

Pure poetry

@tylercoon1791

Жыл бұрын

Pippa^2

@destroyallfurries

11 ай бұрын

when has pippa ever told a story even close to kirche stories

@My10thAccount

8 ай бұрын

@@destroyallfurries Pippa is just your average Appalachian Citizen, Kirsche grew up a place like the city from Judge Dread or a 40k Underhive. All things considered she seems relatively functional. Not sure how, but hey the lord works in mysterious ways and all that crap.

I hope Fishman poaches Kirschey. All this trauma would make her an excellent addition to the Sad Girl team.

@milhy6567

Жыл бұрын

Excuse you, fishman prefers the word "saved", its better for pr

@gamercow4297

Жыл бұрын

@@milhy6567 no adopt what you mean

@ab2aasd

Жыл бұрын

This is more of a rescue than anything else

@Tang-qi6zw

Жыл бұрын

Kirschey is indy, isn't she? So she'd be adopted or scouted or hired, and not rescued or poached.

@Te1os

Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure she applied to PC so there's a nonzero chance!

You got to admire how Kirschey is one of the few people that's able to make Pippa recoil from the shit she says

"Kirsche, are you a GTA protagonist?" That just made it all click and make sense to me.

@DistractedGlobeGuy

9 ай бұрын

Female Trevor

@duhotatoday3277

9 ай бұрын

Imao yes! Her stories would fit a GTA game like a glove

Listening to girls talk about their lives and make cute noises with anime avatars on screen makes my brain produce the feel good juice

@junaidazam12

Жыл бұрын

I can not think of better words to describe this .

@Ulta_Nagenki

Жыл бұрын

@@junaidazam12 'poggers'

@nickkorkodylas5005

Жыл бұрын

yeaaaahhh... white and thick...

@17kbps

Жыл бұрын

except the story was anything but "cute" 💀

@bobdike1850

Жыл бұрын

mmmmm dopamine n shieeet

I just hope Kirschey finds a way to a nice quiet wholesome life with no complications. I feel like she deserves that after all of this.

@TheKyrix82

Жыл бұрын

She would die of boredom in three weeks

@My10thAccount

7 ай бұрын

@@TheKyrix82 Take it from someone who’s seen similar shit in life, after enough madness all you want is to not go back. The only people who desire action and craziness are those who’ve never had to deal with it.

@Christopher-eq1rn

Ай бұрын

@@My10thAccount god aint that the truth

Guess my parents being alcoholics is a low tier issue

Kirsche's life is an actual supervillain origin story. Holy balls.

Kirsche makes me super grateful for my upbringing. Sure my mother was physically abusive to her sons and took her excon brother's side at the drop of a hat, but dang, we didn't have it like Kirche did. Good God, bless you Kirsche.

@commanderruv8869

Ай бұрын

Damn that's rough man.

This is why I like Phase Connect.

LEC out here getting infinite millage out of like 2 streams and I'm here for it

@LowEffortClips

Жыл бұрын

it's called low effort for a reason hehe

@PlanktonWhisperer

Жыл бұрын

@@LowEffortClips rumao

....I....I...I dont know what to say...I hope Kirschey is safe now and lives a better life. I can't imagine living through that shit and having such a good attitude about everything...

@rairaur2234

Жыл бұрын

Rough childhood creates either broken or strong people. In the latter case, when they grow up and become independent, most the usual life's problems seem so small and trivial in comparison to what they had to experience as kids that being positive and chill becomes quite easy. Too bad, as far as I at least can tell, _most_ people become just broken.

@Enchie

6 ай бұрын

​@@rairaur2234 Kirsche is that strange mix of the two, leaning towards broken.

@kovi-kovi-viko

4 ай бұрын

​@@rairaur2234 it's pretty much the way things just are. these broken people would then lead lives of their own. depending on how lucky these kids are, they'll have a broken parent guiding them, and chances are what they'll say or teach them is either twisted or bent... pair it with justifications about the way they do things, as well as not giving a crap about things either because they've grown old or it doesn't benefit them. in my case I do have someone in my family who's I guess strong, whatever it is that they were being taught though certainly led me down a path where I spent most of my childhood in a room with no proper figure -- having separated parents was the cherry on top. apparently you're much stronger when you don't rely on people or raised yourself from your own two hands, they say. even then I'm glad I didn't have it as rough as kirschey or hell, anyfuckingbody that's for sure. I just don't know what that makes me a broken person, a strong one, or none of them at all. but this sort of vibe vtubers have where they just keep going after all that does give me that little hope. if they made it, then I could make it too - or something like that. I'm not sure if it comes off as copium or even anything of that sort

Kirche wasn’t a mistake, she was definitely a planned baby….. her dad probably wasn’t involved with that planning, but her mom definitely was

You forgot that her mom had a certain tattoo on her chest and she was associated with a certain group. Overall, it was the most Kino stream in history.

@damnedlegionaire

Жыл бұрын

Was it the Windmill of Friendship, by chance?

@randacnam7321

Жыл бұрын

@@damnedlegionaire You mean the oldest known religious iconography in history? Yes. Yes it is.

@NationalistsRuinAmerica

11 ай бұрын

​@@randacnam7321Not really, the hooks are to the right, not to the left.

@NationalistsRuinAmerica

11 ай бұрын

Do you guys think Kirsche took over some of that ideology? cuz I saw a stream of her where she defended some weird anti-socialist-jewish conspiracy theory. which is weird cuz apparently she experienced first hand how fucked up Nazis are in the head.

@anhnguyenhoang210

9 ай бұрын

The nutsze?

I know she's over it and she's not a delicate little flower but I wanna give her a hug.

The subtle yet visible smirk that Pippa makes at 7:42 when Kirschey says "Carolina" is 😂👌

Kirs is a goddamn national treasure.

This stream sure is a gold mine

Huh... So that's why i like kirsche. That "neglected kid of a drug dealer" vibe drew me in without me even realizing it

Reminds me of the time I casually told my new American classmates that the Catholic orphanage that I grew up in Mexico had weekly R word sessions to "reward" good behavior. I said it like it was something to be proud of. I will never forget the look on their faces.

@tiecoonracoon3630

5 ай бұрын

What the fuck.

@theredtechnician

3 ай бұрын

Um, what?

@zero9112

3 ай бұрын

@@theredtechnician yep. What is considered horrible life changing trauma in developed countries is just called Tuesday night in 3rd world countries. A minor inconvenience but we didn't know better and actually thought it was normal behavior.

I need more of this. Sounds like my childhood. I'm 40.

"Jessi Slaughter is ancient knowledge" damn, and I remember a time before the internet existed.

@NationalistsRuinAmerica

11 ай бұрын

old 🫵

This was like watching the hills have eyes but its someone's childhood. I hope it set her up for better decision making

@NationalistsRuinAmerica

11 ай бұрын

idk she follows some weird conspiracy theories, she might follow in her sweet mother's footsteps

@bandohjfusion4885

5 күн бұрын

​@@NationalistsRuinAmericaIf you said that to her irl she'd probably and rightfully kick your teeth in.

7:27 Holy mother of Maury and Jerry Springer!

Kirsche needs a hug so bad. Holy shit. Granted all we see of her is her clips and streams, but at least seemingly enough she is well put together.

@ericgolightly8450

4 күн бұрын

Right?!

Kirsche is the best unofficial Phase member!

You know i had a feeling these 2 were from the south. But this episode definitely proved me right

@lupusebrius

7 ай бұрын

Kirsche is from Boston originally. She lives in the south right now, but is trying to move back to new England.

God dude...do they like...need a hug? I'm so concerned

@ericgolightly8450

4 күн бұрын

THATS WHAT IM SAYING DUDE

If she went to SaintCroie, that was DEFINITELY hells angels business. They are crazy active up there.

Kirschey is something else, but man do I love her stories

As fuckin batshit balls to walls, sweat mother Mary and Joseph ass stories Kirscheys life stories is... I could listen all day!👌😂 Fuggin Murica

@NationalistsRuinAmerica

11 ай бұрын

3rd world country amirite

Lol Jessie slaughter

@user-vn9js4kg2v

Жыл бұрын

takes me back good old days of 4chan we bullied the shit out of he and her father back then kind of feel a little bad for it now partially because that singer she claimed to be having sex with when she was 11 actually turned out to be a serial child molester so i guess consequences will never be the same cos we dun goofed on that one

Pippas eyes are the funniest sh*t.

Oh my God that poor girl.

I always love when these two get together

lol, i loved these collabs with Pippa and Kischey lol

Quite surprised that she still grew up as a “normal” adult

"For illegally selling firearms" Kirschey's mom is a based second-amendment enjoyer?

@Niyucuatro

Жыл бұрын

Shall not be infringed. amirite?

@davidsplooge14

Жыл бұрын

but who's she selling to though?

@kavky

Жыл бұрын

No she's the reason why more laws and restrictions are being pushed.

@probablyfacetious2895

Жыл бұрын

@@kavky the reason more laws and restrictions are being pushed is to have an increasingly disarmed populace that cannot defend itself from its government. If you buy into *any* other reason, you're a mark.

@kavky

Жыл бұрын

@@probablyfacetious2895 To correct myself, she is used as a Trojan horse to push for those laws.

They already have in GTA. One of the dlc's in the 4th game; let's you play as a knock-off hells angels-type of biker gang (They aren't by name, but it's obvious they are based off them). They are even in GTA 5 too, there the ones that get attacked (including the very same protagonist that you played in the said dlc). ((uh; the same guy, who also gets curbed-stomped by Trevor during the intro scene of him)) also by Trevor in his first mission that you blow up the trailers

That was a fuckin rabbit hole I wasn't prepared for

If any other Vtuber was more deranged then Pippa... its gotta be her! 🤣🇺🇸🦅

I think I'd do pretty well on the meme SAT

I have never wanted to give someone a comforting hug more than right now

@ericgolightly8450

4 күн бұрын

I'm right with you here

Kirsche picking up the schizo kid for a car ride through blown up minefield/warzone and saying ´I got stuff to show you. See that? That’s where i grew up.’ God damn!

I ken to Kirsche's past. If mom hadn't decided to turn her life around before she had me and my brother. She and dad rode with HAs but then they dropped flags and mom went to work for the state and dad went to work for an AG college.

That Cat-Person had a fucked childhood.

Well damn that's a blast fro mthe past.

Holy crap. I think I'm related to Kirschey. We share some family stories at the very least.

there is only one word to describe what i just head surreal

She's perfect

I don’t know if it’s because I watched this at 1:30 in the morning, but this was absolutely fucking surreal to hear.

Pipner

@NationalistsRuinAmerica

11 ай бұрын

Pitler

i‘m scared of americans

@NationalistsRuinAmerica

11 ай бұрын

don't worry, pretty soon there won't be many Americans left at the rate they're shooting themselves dead

@harutherogue5116

10 ай бұрын

Oh don't you worry, hells angels have chapters all around the world!

@LPAGAN401

9 ай бұрын

Good, you should.

@Ms.Morose

2 ай бұрын

You should be

Pippa's Pippa .

I love these stories the 2d bunni and the png foxo are telling each other…

Kirsche should be happy she didnt get the Sammy and Vicky Weaver treatment

Holy shit that was wild

5:11 Jesus...

HUEHUEHUE!

Excuse me

good god...

Oh Maii gah I can relate to her childhood 😂 yes I feels you

Certainly never heard this story from Hololive.

Kirsche's mom was playing 4D chess

Wow that's sad.

pippa asking if kirscheys mom could get krocodile 😂 uhh, pippa, krocodile wasn’t really a thing until like 2002-2004 ish, I don’t think it even existed in the ‘90s anywhere. 😬

Kirsche is basically Mark Wahlberg’s character from the fighter

I have never vibed with a Vtuber more than kirsche

that's a very saturated pippa

Wow, Kirsche is a perfect Kentucky Wife... who knew? Lol, jk.

Holy hell

O.O ...

Kirsche’s mother is a full blown grade A narcissist.

Why does pippa look different

What game are they playing in the background

Is Kirsche A New yorker? I hear it in her accent at times.

@My10thAccount

8 ай бұрын

Apparently she’s from Boston. No proof, but that’s what I’ve heard. Her youth reminds me of my Father’s youth.

Jesus Christ

wife frfr. also why did you spent the effort to put kirsche on the left

Are they related?

@ClubQRoundDeux

Жыл бұрын

As the meme goes. White trash usually is.

Erm…

9:40 wow. how did Kirsche survive??

Yeah, gotta love them fucked up childhood memories. Also probably not a good thing that I find all of these stories kinda hot.

@NationalistsRuinAmerica

11 ай бұрын

what's hot about them?

@ericgolightly8450

4 күн бұрын

You need meds.

It's a redemption thing. Everyone who is religious goes through it. The power of sex will cleanse them and make it right.

@NationalistsRuinAmerica

11 ай бұрын

what

@youngthinker1

11 ай бұрын

@@NationalistsRuinAmerica This is a joke about hedonism; the main religion of the West. You suffer from something, then it is due to not having sex. Your relationship fails, then it is due to the sexual connection. Tis ridiculous.

The old rent a center hide trick, did not work for us :( they took our tv