_"You would never understand what it means to be a mulch-maxing soil-pilled sister of the dirt."_ I need help. I don't know what kind, but after that, I need it.

I'm too fucking sober for these women. I envy the monk who never saw a woman in his life, truly.

@000Krim

6 ай бұрын

Relatable

@Kessogsasaina

4 ай бұрын

The only man who died happily without ever having to deal with their bullshit truly God loved that monk.

@tatuira93

3 ай бұрын

Same.

@Doomgel

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@jasoncarto

Ай бұрын

Skill diff bozo

Kirsches obsession with sounding concerns me and makes me fear for any man she gets with

@Outlaw7263

6 ай бұрын

Yeah...... I'm swiping left....

@sparxskywriter2589

5 ай бұрын

"She a ten, BUT, she's curious about sounding..."

@Tunkkis

5 ай бұрын

You can sound a woman, and that to me, as a man, sounds much preferable.

@satouhikou1103

5 ай бұрын

I can fix her.

@dylannix4289

5 ай бұрын

@@Tunkkis “I mean, it’s down there and it’s also a hole. Might as well” - my ex

Netflix after tricking me into watching dragon vore by disguising it as a show about women flying planes

@eriktheos6022

7 ай бұрын

Ok, juat give the title

@lucidlullaby894

7 ай бұрын

The airplane dragon vore anime is surprisingly wholesome, from what I remember

@mrminecraftcubeable

7 ай бұрын

@@lucidlullaby894 yeah, i didn't realise until someone poonted out that's a fetish Thought it just cute girls in the military piloting airplane dragons

@lillpluten

7 ай бұрын

@@eriktheos6022 "Dragon Pilot: Hisone and Masotan" or "Hisone to Maso-tan"

@Jobocan.

7 ай бұрын

Yeah that tracks.

Kirsche is like Clarkson: “I went onto the internet today, and I found this!”

@hybridAbsol

3 ай бұрын

Tenma: NOOOO

Mari always looks so shell-shocked in Kirsche streams

Kirsche is a goddamned walking cognitohazard

I don't know who this smol child is, but it's amusing that she's able to keep up with Kirsche.

@ab2aasd

7 ай бұрын

plapfish

@wrpen99

7 ай бұрын

ceo of SEX

@elneco4654

7 ай бұрын

Plapiroth.

@scragglie

3 ай бұрын

she love five guys

At this point I’m surprised creators that collab with Kirsche don’t create a “safe word” when Kirsche activates her “forbidden” tabs.

@Enchie

7 ай бұрын

It's probably because it just activates another cursed tab. Like Lego sounding did.

@bennygairns2235

6 ай бұрын

There are no safe words on a Kirsche stream, only cursed.

@BloodyMobile

5 ай бұрын

You're required to sign a waiver prior to the collab that you /will/ receive braindamage and have to take your own precautions.

I'm fucking mulch-maxing

@Tunkkis

5 ай бұрын

You go, soil-sister!

the marikirsche collabs are so kino holy shit man

This video made me want to test out the tensile strength of an aluminium bat on my head.

It’s okay, Mari, I too, often find myself scared during Kirsche videos

Before kirsche even finished her first sentence I paused the video and walked away. I'm not nearly drunk enough for this

@Doomgel

3 ай бұрын

😂😂

@dragonsontv4412

2 ай бұрын

Wait, everyone else is drunk watching her content? Am I doing this wrong?

@hotkokoa

2 ай бұрын

​@@dragonsontv4412 Yes

Kirsche has cursed encyclopedic knowledge of the universe and Mari has the weird cute psychopath vibes…great content!

I don’t think I’ve ever been left more speechless than when they mentioned the baby carrot

@Enchie

7 ай бұрын

Wait until you get to the man who stuck a Lego sword up their.

God these two are hilarious together.

Me: Clicks on a Kirsche video. Kirsche: Looking up cursed as hell topics. Me: "Yep."

Im starting to realize that mari is just as cursed as kirsche

I watched that stream live. that was my first time seeing MariMari. I love how much shit she talks

What a beautiful fever dream these women are.

8:19 I was there when N'wah was banned.

I don’t know which one the bad influence is and I’m okay with that.

@Enchie

7 ай бұрын

It's Kirsche. It's always Kirsche.

@OldIronbottom

7 ай бұрын

Mari had to tell kirsche to "just fucking stop please" MULTIPLE times. There are few people so thoroughly cursed as Kirsche.

@justiron2999

7 ай бұрын

​@@Enchiewe have to decide who's worse and why it's kirsche.

@RambleOn07

7 ай бұрын

Kirsche is the only one that I know that can break Pippa on a whim.

The Kirsche Sounding Arc has been going for a while.

the tube with a you started recommending me your clips and i'm very thankful since i don't have that much time to watch spicy cat keep that slop with a cherry on top coming

6:48 she should have said “do you want to be bred?”

i did not expect to see mabinogi being played in this video.

MariMari_EeEn continues to surprise me with the things she says!

3:06 Lia is the one that falls into that category for me.

That cut off at the end, lol

so these two are turning into friends? perish the thought,chats!

Pippa > Kirsche > Mari Mari > Pippa Perfection

It's moments like this that explain why I drink.

I agree with both of them. I don't like saying mean things or political things even but It's true. Corpo-journos aren't people. :D

why is the music from Mario 2 playing thru this 🤣🤣

Chicken head" yeah, I've heard that one.

3:52 Kowawa

"Drain" damage😂😂

Little does she know Chickenhead is a slur (at least where I live lol)

@Omenshaper

7 ай бұрын

Tariq Nasheed uses it all the time in his book

@music79075

6 ай бұрын

For what group of people?

@hazardousmatter2

4 ай бұрын

@@music79075 Sorry its 2 months later, but commercial chicken farmers.

Dude, pedicures are amazing. I get one like every 5 to 7 weeks. A kind, older lady sees me, she's been my nail tech for like over a year now. Like a 2-hour full-service situation with polish or no polish for like 40 bucks. All of the tools used are like well sterilized and stuff like that, no issues with infections ever. One of her sons owns the Gundam Warehouse in Daytona. She is an awesome lady, and an amazing nail tech. Pedicures rule.

my two oshis talking about shit worse than 9/11

So this is what it's like to do drugs.

The way the video ends with Krische saying “I have autism.” is a curveball and attention grabber.

Anybody have a link to the vod of this?

Sounding with carotene.

Okay serious question was that 1.5 diameter or circumference

Well there is a shock video called 2 Kids in a Sandbox(for those who've never seen it, it does not involve children) and it involves sounding. 7:09 Mari, what you just described is a cuckquean.

@bort6414

7 ай бұрын

The notion of cuckoldry having any involvement with female relationships is idiotic. A man is a cuck because a woman can only choose to carry one male's genetic material at a time. If you let another man do the deed with your woman, you essentially are saying on an evolutionary level "I am okay with sacrificing my life and resources and comfort to let another man carry on his lineage with my partner". It's pathetic, and why it's almost universally frowned upon. Women cannot "cuck" other women. A single male can impregnate as many women as are willing(or unwilling, but that's a different topic). A lesbian relationship is in the same boat; two women cannot carry on their lineage together, therefore they cannot be "cucked" by a man. Cuckoldry only applies to the perversion of mating strategies that are not terminally insolvent due to inherent antinatalism.

@music79075

6 ай бұрын

Ah yes a Cuckquean "every mans dream" /s

@seg162

4 ай бұрын

@@bort6414 "Genetic material"? You mean _a child?_ The concept of cuckoldry is older than any evolutionary theory, and the focus in the concept had always been being cheated on while being unknowing. The indignity isn't primarily about whatever's behind your evolutionary scientific ideobabble-- it's about _infidelity,_ which anyone is capable of. Accordingly, the word "cuckquean" is at least definitely attested by the 17th century.

I'm pretty sure "chicken head" is a slur or at least a negative slang term 😅

@SF-rf9if

6 ай бұрын

AAVE term for uhhh... "loose woman"

... What?

Is Mari a little person?

Kirsche saying chickenhead sounds like a slur 😂😂 Get your southern rap knowledge up kirsche! Listen to Project Pat! (Specifically “chickenhead”)

blame it on South Park. not shocked,find it funny,where a retired drill sargent would find it disgusting.

I'm disappointed 😞 I was genuinely happy with the new policy. I really looked forward to the Renaissance that could have been for vtuber's and e-girls alike. All they had to do was age restrict the 18+ rated stuff; like Riro ron said, "no minors." Them taking it all back, just screwed everyone over! The blame should not be placed on the e-girls who were testing the rules in the first place. The issue originally was that the rules were unclear about it. Then, they came up with a policy that allows artistic nudity and topples meta! With rules that were more reasonable and clearer to understand. I was happy about vtuber's D's and e-girls D's coming together ❤️ 💕 but then there were those who broke 💔 the rules, and sadly 😥 we got the bad ending 😢 Twitch walked back on what was a good policy that could work for everyone, now back exactly where we were initially and world 🌎 lost in the end I want Twitch to reinstate the rule changes that they had!

wife

@TwistyP_EVO

Ай бұрын

negus

delete vtubers

3:44 The president used to be Obama's second in command. Probably smoked so much he doesn't remember 😂

Alright I like Mari but I don't think I can consent to this

"sister of the dirt" 👏👉 DARF MAXXING