“I’m pretty sure none of these are actually edible.” *scrolling over all the minerals and gems* Abigail: 👀

@Heheheheheheh284

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@suuhpuur

3 жыл бұрын

@@Heheheheheheh284 Lol

@Nova15950

3 жыл бұрын

Gives here a quarts thanks this looks delicious 😋

@jeanetterios7337

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@Parzi_Parzival

3 жыл бұрын

Pffffffffft

Someone needs to make DF into an NPC with a mod. With a house full of everyone’s kids. His dialog would be like “Do you have a Prismatic Shard? I kinda need one...”

@Bowiemusiclover

5 жыл бұрын

That would be amazing 😂

@truckertorpedo7547

5 жыл бұрын

Exchange Prismatic Shard with Dinosaur Egg, and we got a winner! 😁😁

@heindleannika9695

5 жыл бұрын

Or an award and if you click on it it says "Dated-all-the-spouses-award"

@trout8279

5 жыл бұрын

He's the rich dude who lives in the town and for some reason every marryable person had a fling with him and he has two kids and a flock of doves roosting in his yard.

@xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923

5 жыл бұрын

And if you give him a shard, the next time you see him there is no children

13:19 That Pierre can just casually drop ~6.3 million gold on wine is the real questionable part of all of this. He sure as hell can't be anywhere near financial difficulty if he's making those kinds of investments.

@rubicubie

2 жыл бұрын

Pierre may be selling meth

@rustyhowe3907

2 жыл бұрын

@be ruh Secret Stash.😉

The funny thing is... There used to be a team of elves that cleaned Pam's house, but she got drunk one night and ate them all.

@andotus7637

5 жыл бұрын

Is this canonical

@EvacTouch

5 жыл бұрын

I was about to reply but I didnt know what to say. Lol.

@RookcandyExoterix

5 жыл бұрын

Well that is nice

@c_bi_n_o_d_i_n_6554

4 жыл бұрын

well that just happened

@jyushimatsu9621

4 жыл бұрын

Huh

"If I wanted the opinions of old people I'd watch the news." Why does this resonate with me so much?

@KyrstOak

5 жыл бұрын

Because it's true.

Now I want a shirt with Elliot's face with a solid milk mustache and "Firm Milk" in elegant script

@mahougesu170

5 жыл бұрын

*Mayonnaise. But so do I, now that you mention it.

@mahougesu170

5 жыл бұрын

Oops, I commented too early. He did mention firm milk. >.

@ultr4k4tty

5 жыл бұрын

On it.

@somesalmon5694

4 жыл бұрын

@@ultr4k4tty Is this a shirt yet?

@oncreativemode5486

4 жыл бұрын

**Inhales in yandere**

the developer should add a thing where the player can just expose pierre after a while or at least a dialogue when the npcs are talking about the product you sold to pierre being his and not yours (if its not in the game yet)

@ahmadfarizya7875

5 жыл бұрын

I agree but i never try it i gonna try it on The mobile version :)

@noyoucantnoicantnowecantsostop

3 жыл бұрын

Still doesn't exist, yet at least

I thought we had something special... I guess I was wrong. ... ... ... Wait what was i saying again?

@marcimar0

5 жыл бұрын

Alex Gridball alex’s last name is mullner

@lolcat1382

5 жыл бұрын

Tired his last name is gridball now

@denis-andreibai7793

5 жыл бұрын

"It seems you couldn't make it to show, so I brought to you!"(a random reply from a random character,if you can guess what character!)

@addielu138

5 жыл бұрын

Oof

@cheeseflower5437

5 жыл бұрын

Denis it is it seems you couldn’t make it to my show so I brought my show to you. From Funtime foxy

MARNIE IS NEVER THERE EVER ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU NEED HAY

@BladeOfLight16

5 жыл бұрын

...Why the devil are you buying hay from her instead of stocking it up in a silo...?

@sherlockxia3061

2 жыл бұрын

@@BladeOfLight16 because too many pigs?

@enorse3954

2 жыл бұрын

^2 years ago LOL

@apexbrachydios5385

2 жыл бұрын

@@BladeOfLight16 it's been 2 years but the answer is bad planning and winter

@Wockes

6 ай бұрын

@@enorse3954 Hello 2 years ago

7:30 Harvey: I cooked up a void egg, it was a hit! DF: with who? you live by yourself... Me *looks over at slimes living in clinic* Slimes love cooked void eggs apparently.

Wonder if the towns folk just assume it’s from Pierre and not you because you’ve gone 100+ years not doing anything with any of them

@CheshireFatorum

5 жыл бұрын

Nah, the NPCs say "Pierre *told me* he [grew it in his backyard/found it exploring the mountains]". There is no assumption here, only a filthy, _filthy_ liar.

@sapphire26

5 жыл бұрын

Lets interveiw the town!! So! Mumps has been in this town for over 100 years! So what do you have to say about Mumps? Everyone: who the heck is Mumps?

@amefeu4259

5 жыл бұрын

@@sapphire26 I mean he does regularly wipe their memories?

@sapphire26

5 жыл бұрын

@@amefeu4259 yeah I know it was just a joke.

@dreamcanvas5321

5 жыл бұрын

@@amefeu4259 Maybe doing that too much starts to leave behind a little brain damage.

I sold him 999 Iridium quality melons and the townspeople still said they were disgusting. So I installed the MOD where you can turn the NPC's to seeds. Let's see what they have to say about my crops now.

@loveu2781540

2 жыл бұрын

Did you sell the people produce to pierre too??

Perfect example of why I am never selling anything to anyone except the box. Thanks DF

@solarfirez3751

5 жыл бұрын

RIGHT?! xD

@IntenseHat

5 жыл бұрын

@Mauro Molinero wow. Honestly.... That is really smart my guy.

@Bowiemusiclover

5 жыл бұрын

@Mauro Molinero where is the gold statue? I've heard of it but never found it.

@eightiesguy494

5 жыл бұрын

Mauro Molinero need the Magnifier, but the ghost guy hasn't shown up, every morning in winter ive checmed first thing. On day 21 winter year 1. ( PS4 )

@burnforburn

5 жыл бұрын

@@eightiesguy494 it's not released on consoles

Look, you can eat stone! Coming up on my strange addiction... Hi, my name is Mumps and I'm addicted to eating stone. *eats a handful of stones*

@Zebralephant

5 жыл бұрын

There was a woman addicted to gravel and concrete 😅

@WanderingJellyfish_0081

5 жыл бұрын

Zebralephant- and brick dust

@PsychoMantisss

5 жыл бұрын

He should have given it to Abigail, she goes around eating quartz, she would probably like it.

@gifyfish2571

5 жыл бұрын

the learning channel

@marcosong4439

5 жыл бұрын

Doctor Phil had a girl on her show who actually liked eating stones. With a voice changer, someone could clearly sound like a boy...

"This is disgusting." DF: "So is your wife. Have a nice day."

... What if you sell it to Jojomart? Will Pierre also steal it? But still manage to lose sales to Jojomart..

@arishasmile1905

5 жыл бұрын

Jojomart won't purchase anything off of you

@Rachel-yx7zq

5 жыл бұрын

ArishaSmile yes they do play the game dingus .-.

@JL-tl6mc

5 жыл бұрын

Jojamart* not jojo.

@eldritchskye2608

5 жыл бұрын

Greenergy r/whooosh

@knox1392

5 жыл бұрын

@@amoose8256 That was a JoJo reference I believe

"My garden is happy today" "Say hi to the wizard next time you're there" Real shady, DF

“I get you mixed up with Robin sometimes,is that a compliment?” Me:I get Leah mixed up w/ Robin and the first time I saw Elliot I thought he was a girl =-=

You're not out of options, you didn't try selling Gus a cooked thing

@damienmarkuswood7495

5 жыл бұрын

K. Charrette and what about the travelling merchant???

@KyrstOak

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah.

@IndependentOreo

4 жыл бұрын

Damien Markus Wood the traveling merchant can’t buy anything from the player.

@MiniMia48

4 жыл бұрын

Good idea, but sadly Gus doesn't buy them =')

@yootdoot

2 жыл бұрын

pretty sure gus doesn’t buy anything

5:22 “Marnie likes stones.” Whilst Shane is probably stoned.

If you can sell Energy Tonic to the hospital will it show as being sold by Pierre since they count as a consumable item?

@bellabrodie4740

5 жыл бұрын

- Miles "Tails" Prower

@SpearAndMagicHelmetYT

5 жыл бұрын

Came to the comments to say this too.

Df has married and divorced more people than the amount of people Pam has knocked out while drunk.

@cinnamonmarionberry4141

4 жыл бұрын

No, Pam beats him. Unless he could marry Krobus....

"What are you doing in here, you can't afford things" This destroyed me 😂😂😂

I wonder if Abby likes the edible stones since she eats rocks anyway

@master_asher2685

5 жыл бұрын

I gave her a diamond and she said “this looks delicious”?? HOW

@pixelparadox6577

5 жыл бұрын

@@master_asher2685 Abby best girl

@ThePhantomLurkin

5 жыл бұрын

Edible stones might be a substitute for meth

@cloud-nv8zj

5 жыл бұрын

P Light or maybe she thinks crystal meth is crystals

@wesleyewert1023

5 жыл бұрын

that just ruins all the fun

What I'm still wondering: Where does Pierre get all this money to buy so much product from you and other merchants while being a small town general store owner struggling to stay afloat vs the big brand store?

@CookieCat94

5 жыл бұрын

Same place the mayor gets money for gold statues

@MOcamping1212

5 жыл бұрын

He launders money for the illegal casino

@Cklert

5 жыл бұрын

Pierre was apparently a famous boxer so perhaps he made bank off of that.

@shorewall

5 жыл бұрын

Probably some kind of debt trap with the other businesses. He probably works it out with the Mayor.

@iamNalgae

5 жыл бұрын

Well, the mayor is collecting "taxes" from people..

I edited this comment so you won't know how I got so many likes >:D

@LinkTahuterasuSpirit

5 жыл бұрын

DF may actually be right about the intelligence level of the townsfolk after all

@Tortle_owo

5 жыл бұрын

They were on Void Milk

@snowystudiosaj823

5 жыл бұрын

The red shrooms they got before

@kendrickstock4363

5 жыл бұрын

All of them.

@444lilou5

5 жыл бұрын

Must be sharing Pierre's stash

Firm mayonnaise FIRM. MAYONNAISE.

@RyanByan

4 жыл бұрын

Tell the mayo to stop consuming steroids.

@cinnamonmarionberry4141

4 жыл бұрын

Crusty

@The_Distortionist_Waits

3 жыл бұрын

I like a little crunch to my mayo

@ItsHimBro

2 жыл бұрын

Firm, creamy, thick mayonnaise.. Yummy!

3:43 For your information, quartz is very edible, and very delicious. - Abigail

Poisoning the entire town? *DF approved.*

I think the Dwarf or Krobus can buy Monster Loot!!

@adamzero_

5 жыл бұрын

or the hunter guy near the cave

@janeenschultz8502

5 жыл бұрын

The dwarf buys gems if I remember right. I go to Krobus mostly for the iridium sprinklers on Fridays, so I've never tried selling stuff to him.

@jerbar1280

5 жыл бұрын

Hey, @Maw. How many views do YOUR videos have?

@eightiesguy494

5 жыл бұрын

Maw help me, im on day 21 winter yr 1. I'm in the mines via Sandy. I need iridium ? can i buy it . Dojng valley community playing ps4 n i dont think there's any codes - or is there ?!?

@KiraraLalaYT

5 жыл бұрын

@Maw Well DF seems to be doing pretty damn well for himself for just repeating the same NPC Dialogue for 15 min each video!! Getting close to 300k subs, and millions of views i mean he seems to be the smart one here. JS

Gems: "But I don't think any of them are edible..." Did anyone tell Abigail that?

@spaghetti2777

5 жыл бұрын

@SuperEpicguy77 Abigail thanks you for a delicious gift when you give her gems.

Add stone to luau

Df put the iridium milk in the stardew valley soup €";

@Ritsuka55

5 жыл бұрын

YES

@Will-lw6gp

5 жыл бұрын

WaxSkull you immediately consume the iridium milk

@Ritsuka55

5 жыл бұрын

@@Will-lw6gp Oh shit that's right, I'm sure DF could find someway to spawn it MAYBE. If not oh well

@leviathants7842

5 жыл бұрын

Bob Friday Put an edible stone in the potluck

@the_rabidsquirel

5 жыл бұрын

@@Ritsuka55 With whatever the item spawning mod is you might be able to get it in your inventory that way. I believe you can sort of get stardrops in your inventory with it.

With the entire town cooking Void products at the same time, the environment is at risk. Think of the ozone!!

Sell ice cream to your ice cream vendor horse!

No one wanted to get stoned with DF

marnie COOKED MILK FOR DINNER

@arishasmile1905

5 жыл бұрын

How else you gonna get porridge?

@RavianGale

5 жыл бұрын

Clotted Cream is godly.

@cinnamonmarionberry4141

4 жыл бұрын

Cheese?

@CLKiscool

4 жыл бұрын

@@cinnamonmarionberry4141 this is a year old dude.

@cinnamonmarionberry4141

4 жыл бұрын

@@CLKiscool Yeah, I saw.

Love ya DF play paint the town red

@WanderingJellyfish_0081

5 жыл бұрын

Or just paint Stardew valley red with Pierre’s lying blood.

@venturoes1912

5 жыл бұрын

but do it in stardew valley

@twatwaffle2593

5 жыл бұрын

I'm sure he would love that game

I feel like every time DF experiences a twinge of disappointment, you can hear a little of how he must /actually/ speak. lol

I still want a marrying Jodi video

I need to stop watching you at night before bed lol! You're perfect to listen to while crocheting though so no regrets!

"Child, did you like my milk?"

@cinnamonmarionberry4141

4 жыл бұрын

Nunununuh, Lewis's Milk

so you milked sandy, and now marnie

Do the wine again and see if Vincent or Jas got some and then have Pierre arrested for providing alcohol to minors.

Considered marrying Alex on a playthrough once, but he decided my character needed a salad instead of a delicious steak, and I don't do rabbit food...

@madisonlewe1057

5 жыл бұрын

Ugh I hate when men try to order for me

@RyanByan

4 жыл бұрын

Only way a man could order for me and win my heart, would be... *Staring at fried chicken and fries.* ... No way at all! Yup! T.T I will miss you my love. *Kiss le glass of literal golden chicken and fries before going to a restaurant, TO FIND THEY DON'T SERVE CHICKEN AND FRIES ONLY CHICKEN AND S A L A D. BISH NO.*

“That good firm milk”... im dead 💀

df: its gotta be consumable for the town to eat them Abigale: allow me to introduce myself

I think you forgot abigail's rock diet

I really miss the "Hello everyone" 😭😭😩

Your way of humor hit the mark of my heart :3

Year one of the world: Abigail is the wizards daughter 2018: Caroline honing to see the wizard?

I dont even play Stardew Valley but I subscribed and now binge watching your videos. You're hilarious

Pierre is such an idiot... My fav character after all is Abigail, has been always since I started Stardew Valley 😂 Krobus, Dwarf and Shane are also epic

@pineapple2730

5 жыл бұрын

why dwarf bECaUse yOu ArE onE???????? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

@cardboardhawks6783

4 жыл бұрын

She will always be the MiNeRAl CoNSumEr

Demetrius: This is disgusting DF: So is your wife, have a good day.

I love your videos! Your voice is really relaxing :)

"child did you like my milk" BOI XD

Loved the first few seconds of you holding up a mega bomb in front of Pierre's face. Gold Comedy!

there needs to be a way to expose Pierre's lies to the townfolk, and have something happen because of it. to steal my hard work is one thing, but to steal my hard work in a video game is too far.

@Frostblitz96

2 жыл бұрын

If the developers allowed you to spike the things you sell to Pierre, we’d be in business.

I was kinda peeved after I sold my first batch of ancient fruit wine and spoke to Robin and she was like "Pierre said he found this ancient fruit wine while foraging in the mountains". Like why would they add that in the game.

I love your dedication. 👌

Wait, I have a question! Do Vincent or Jas ever comment on the food? AKA can you get the kids drunk?

Not many people make me laugh but you really make me crack up

Love your videos.Didn't realise that Pierre did stuff like that.

"I think you like junk because it seems to be all of your possessions".

The stuff Clint can buy is only edible if you’re Pierre’s daughter.

Eliot could smell how firm the mayonnaise was... okay

I almost chocked when you said "good firm milk" 😂

You are the only good video game commentator to me! You're hilarious

"there's stone ore in this stone."

Love your videos keep uploading

Be nice to Linus! He's precious and pure and my best friend and I love him ok

I would love a pierre arc after the joja mart closes where he gets an intervention.

we're not talking about how penny tried to poison her mom. ok.

The return of the king

Ah yes that nice firm milk. Nice jiggle if you slap it. That's my idea of perfect milk

Feeding the town stones reminds me of the story Stone Soup. 😂

“I cooked up some milk and wine for dinner last night. It was nice and firm and filled the house with a filling smell. It was a real hit! Then I composted it.” -Pelican Town residents, 2018, colorized

I never heard mayonnaise described as "firm" before. Thanks Elliot.

I gotta wonder....what if you're married to someone, and they buy your stuff from pierre? Will they call him out for lying?

@Kalesoup_

5 жыл бұрын

Probably not

@Kamexe

5 жыл бұрын

I dont think the coding is that complex

@juliaguevara4512

4 жыл бұрын

I hope ConcernedApe makes that feature

“it’s gotta be consumable” well Abigail apparently thinks emeralds look delicious so you could try that

Don't forget the Adventurer's Guild they buy a bunch of stuff, mostly monster drops.

If I wanted the opinion of old people, I'd watch the news... That had me in stitches

The adventures guild buys weapons, rings, and monster stuff.

Pierre what the actual heck is wrong with you 😂😂

@destinymcintire2188

5 жыл бұрын

He's the king of dishonest glory-hogs. That's what's wrong with him.

"That good, firm milk." - DF, 2018.

@cinnamonmarionberry4141

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, Lewis and Marnie make the best firm milk.

Sebastian loves void egg but hates void mayonnaise.

"Not edible," you say, scrolling right past the amethysts. We all know who will happily snack on a few amethysts.

At first i thought the startdew valley was a very humble place but now i see that there is a dammed conspiracy related to all the characters I feel like going back to joja

PIERRE!!!! *shakes fist*

I love your video your channels great

“Say hi to the wizard next time you’re there, Catherine.” LMAO.

so good

*Ellliot has become self-aware*

its pretty amazing how much content you can squeeze from this game. i picture someone juicing a orange and just rubbing the fuck out of the peel at that point.

12:24 "found milk in the mountains" LOL

Good video my guy

this is why i always put everything in the shipping bin.

Woah. I got a coal tree without knowing what it was and then found it on your channel so I could figure out what happened

I love how passive agressive he is

Elliott: Breaks the 4th wall!