"This community upgrade personally benefits me only." Well, yes, because you are the only one doing anything in that community.

@xreidox8625

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@nunyabusiness4904

3 жыл бұрын

Sure it’s a little selfish of me to accept the greenhouse repairs but I didn’t see anyone else in town busting their asses in the mines or cutting into their own profits to finish the community center.

@nathanjoiner2391

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, the greenhouse is a benefit to the community because whatever you grow there and sell will be available in the stores for everyone to enjoy.

@subhamanand5416

3 жыл бұрын

At least they are gonna get weekly supply of ancient fruit

@burningice1762

2 жыл бұрын

@@subhamanand5416 villagers can't afford that everyday you know

The blue color of the building really represents the sadness of everybody in the town.

@HarxasIsMyNobody

5 жыл бұрын

Blue, blue. All hail the mighty Jojapainter.

@apollyon004

5 жыл бұрын

kinda like how facebook and tumblr is colored huh

@ODDIE-uv9pt

5 жыл бұрын

@@HarxasIsMyNobody is that an Earthbound quote?

@user-rx7zc9gx9x

4 жыл бұрын

@Epitath _ _what_

@heonilover680

4 жыл бұрын

@The game was rigged from the start _what_

I will never sell my soul to Joja. I don’t think I’ve ever entered Joja Mart. I’m out of grass starters and it’s Wednesday? Welp my animals are gonna have to wait I’m not entering that lifeless establishment.

@mettatonsagent7541

4 жыл бұрын

starryNarwhal what is it Walmart

@locle156

4 жыл бұрын

You should buy Hays from Marnie :v

@cheeseca7529

4 жыл бұрын

I only enter JojaMart for Shane lol

@chloer6918

4 жыл бұрын

maxxinq Same here lmao

@cheeseca7529

4 жыл бұрын

Chloe R and he doesn't even want to talk to you looool

You should try and marry Jodi Since... You know... She is miserable... Might as well make her more miserable!

@devpebkac3854

5 жыл бұрын

agreed

@idontknow_1102

5 жыл бұрын

Yes please

@eskiltheeskil851

5 жыл бұрын

Ya

@hamsandwich7496

5 жыл бұрын

Sidon The Fish yes

@xyliahvortex661

5 жыл бұрын

This video is biased towards Stardew Valley.

Try selling the Community Centre on the day you complete it.

@skinny-legend

5 жыл бұрын

Yass

@Kurachi84

5 жыл бұрын

that'd be funny XD Morris and the Junimo's fighting, haha

@isakts8576

5 жыл бұрын

Yee

@LuizAlexPhoenix

5 жыл бұрын

I think it overrides the Joja cutscene if you fix it firstm

@TonyEjerJiang

5 жыл бұрын

I thought about doing that on my second play through, but I really couldn't dare to do it on the day I completely it. xD

theres something about DF's voice that makes him super calm and friendly but the way he interacts with things in the game is just lawful evil at its finest

@Sunbeargirl-

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think I've seen a more accurate comment. 😂

@mj44190

Жыл бұрын

Perfectly put

@LaurenAlas

Жыл бұрын

Truuuuu

There's only one thing to do in this situation... *Marry Morris!*

@marcimar0

5 жыл бұрын

oirambale96 y e s

@Kubapajonczek

5 жыл бұрын

...and then divorce him!

@hayley2001

5 жыл бұрын

You're forgetting something.

@oktanitoyeremia2634

5 жыл бұрын

Code lyoko

@SirenPandaSabo

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kubapajonczek I was about to write this xD

Community center: this one sparks joy Joja warehouse: this one does not spark joy

@sofiem1225

3 жыл бұрын

Melon Lord Even you can see that, huh?

@elelanimations4736

3 жыл бұрын

@@sofiem1225 Melon Lord sees all. Including your sins 🙂

I kinda like how the text of Mayor Lewis fits. Mean it is meant for the broken Center but isnt the Joja Warehouse kinda the same ?

@ashyy6819

5 жыл бұрын

ProfessorToasty Funny thing is that I didn't notice that it was the same text until he started asking him to fix it up.

@sunsetroses2294

4 жыл бұрын

666 likes, not gonna change that sorry

@Maya-bp9ls

3 жыл бұрын

yeah for a second i thought it changed the dialogue :(

*Wheels enters the room* DF: Well, it’s definitely getting more depressing in here so I’m gonna head home Classic

@alkaios_lykos

5 жыл бұрын

J.R. Stevens XD did he even notice that?

@policebirdgrowtopia5738

5 жыл бұрын

XD

@chowamusicchannel7244

5 жыл бұрын

J.R. Stevens lol

The Mine Carts save you an INSANE amount of time. Wanna go to the Blacksmith? You can either take the Minecart near the Bus over to Clint's, or you can spend the next 180+ seconds walking through the town to get there. Wanna go to the mine? Instead of having to walk through three screens, you can go to the bus, and boom you're there in ~15 seconds instead of 2 minutes.

@Kurachi84

5 жыл бұрын

true, i use a mod to slow down speed, but still very effective i tried a mod with minecarts on more places, including your farm.... but the one on the farm sometimes disappears, so going from the mines to my farm, i was stuck in a fence it came back, but after some, it was gone again.... so uninstalled the mod, lol

@TeaquestSagas

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but he usually walks with speed 10 or ports around anyways so I understand why he doesnt like them :P

@TonyEjerJiang

5 жыл бұрын

I wish there is a minecart to Pierre's shop.

@Kurachi84

5 жыл бұрын

@@TonyEjerJiang lol, yeah.... it's so far, we need 2 hours in reallife just to get there!! i wish for a joja cola machine without having to join em, though :P it's no item with ID, so i can't cheat my way getting one i mean, if they are gone anyway, i can get one, right? nope :(

@Chocice75

5 жыл бұрын

@@Kurachi84 All items have an ID. Try using CJB Item Spawner to spawn it in.

I love you dangerouslyfunny In a creepy way

@eskiltheeskil851

5 жыл бұрын

Hi

@andrewellison2543

5 жыл бұрын

Then you get a marriage and divorce

@eskiltheeskil851

5 жыл бұрын

F***

@skinny-legend

5 жыл бұрын

YoDeL CAlLinG AlL DAnGerOusLY FuNNy FanS

@LuizAlexPhoenix

5 жыл бұрын

DF senpai has noticed you, prepare your divorce filling.

"What an eyesore.." Lewis got that right about Joja tho.

I think mayor lewis would profit better with joja in charge, so he can make all of them golden statues!!

@akkofan1592

2 жыл бұрын

Yesss

@Someone-hd4yj

2 жыл бұрын

@@akkofan1592 no

When you click on a video and it starts with a line that’s “ If I haven’t harvested the soul of this town within my first week I’m not playing the game right...” 🤨😬😯😬

@Silentgrace11

5 жыл бұрын

The emoticons immediately put the deeply ingrained memory of Spongebob hyperventilating in my head ^^"

@randeschamps7101

5 жыл бұрын

Stardew valley the dark souls of farming games.

@CakeEmpress

5 жыл бұрын

Literally read this when he said it 😂

Need any and all game suggestions. THANKS

@sidonthefish7545

5 жыл бұрын

Running out of ideas I see??? Well I have a few ideas... 1. Marry wheels 2. Marry whats her face is married to wheels 3. Divorce wheels to make his sourness become even more sour... 4. Or marry Marine and make mayor Lewis jealous

@emilylegg6641

5 жыл бұрын

Slime rancher perhaps?

@Redgraple

5 жыл бұрын

Use some more mods. Like a mod where you can kill everyone or one where you can go to prison

@ewad7314

5 жыл бұрын

Play rimworld and ruin peoples lives

@cassieballard6204

5 жыл бұрын

More Kynseed please! And maybe Minecraft with the Stardew mod. Also I really enjoy your videos.😊

Of course Mumps helps Joja! I mean come on why help your neighbors when you can just betray them by selling out to an evil company!

@John6-40

5 жыл бұрын

How do we know those creepy apple creatures aren't evil? You bring them offerings. Sure seems evil to me. Joja winds up fixing everything that's wrong with the community, so maybe they're not all that bad.

@blastingsmite4533

5 жыл бұрын

@@John6-40 but they actually help the character rebuilding the center, which everyone in the village dreams of so they cant be more evil than Joja

@scarletrose8766

5 жыл бұрын

technically the majority of the people shops at joja anyway cause of the price (ask jodi lmao) also i think one person forgot who works there (and technically you used to work for joja) pierre and lewis were on a loosing streak when you got to town so you were the tipping point somehow even thou majority of people takes jojas side cause they have sale etc. even thou pretty sure thier products sucks (why else would thier cola be in the river)

Dude you just gave Pierre a Joja cola vending machine The ultimate disrespect 😂😂😂😂

Most of the dialogue actually makes sense, like he just hates the new warehouse... then it quickly descends into the ramblings of an insane old man.

The greenhouse IS a community upgrade because now the community can have crops that are out of season grown on the local farm at all times of the year. Definitely benefits the community in a realistic setting since what ever has the highest demand in a community could now be grown every day. I mean, the bus is also technically only used by you and Pam, but if we look at it from a realistic perspective it benefits many more people.

@lunapyrope9683

4 жыл бұрын

And she goes to Zuzu City and Grampleton also, in Sam and Shane’s heart events respectively. Maybe in 1.5 we’ll get Zuzu and Grampleton areas to head to.

"Oh hello, lady wheels" best moment 😂😂😂😂

What would happen if you never met the wizard and got to his house through the portal?

@TonyEjerJiang

5 жыл бұрын

How would you activate the quest then? You met him during that cut scene, it's just a bit weird that someone just met you and first thing he is telling you is about his ex-wife.

@yami6245

3 жыл бұрын

after some time if you dont interect with the junimos thing, he will mail you or smth

I come from the future. There's one last thing Joja offers you: Turn the community center-warehouse into a cinema. Also, junimos offer you that too, turning Joja ruins into a cinema. It's an update.

@yourlocalrandom10yearsago74

2 жыл бұрын

Hmm sounds interesting

you should try a genocide run in undertale. I feel like you'd be good at it.

@amiakeli2682

4 жыл бұрын

Literraly, this was the worst ending in Stardew valley, I would like to see him doing pacifist by reaching the dungeon underground by slaining the monsters.

@lunapyrope9683

4 жыл бұрын

Stardew Valley Genocide Run

@gespenst0083

4 жыл бұрын

Akeli Pac is that a typo because he said undertale not stardew valley.

@elizabethgillen3660

3 жыл бұрын

yes that would be so funny!

@ravimediatube

2 жыл бұрын

lol

The power of cheating to break the game

@ophigreen2096

5 жыл бұрын

Technically the cheating was only to make it faster, not to make it possible.

@bluesonicstreak7317

5 жыл бұрын

Nope, this order of events is totally possible without cheating. I do find it odd that Concerned Ape has never patched it so that buying a JoJa Mart membership stops the cutscene with Lewis from triggering.

@JillanneBoan

5 жыл бұрын

I love the Mabel picture.

@ScorpV1

3 жыл бұрын

@@bluesonicstreak7317 you're telling me that you can get 135k before the 7th day of Spring at the start?

When he said “lady wheels” I lost it. 😂

On my first farm and I’m so glad I decided to finish the community center! This looks much more boring and sad! I am actually enjoying the bundles. I could see this being more for sandbox style playthroughs.

@bi_beans9011

2 жыл бұрын

Its cool until you have to straight up pay money And alxo i just realized this is from two years ago and you already know that

Can you play Life is Strange? It's pretty long, but I think I'll enjoy the choices you make.

The whole time it was just basically lewis roasting the joja center

@Inchwoerm

2 жыл бұрын

wtf is your username 😭😭😭

@LovelyLoaff

2 жыл бұрын

@@Inchwoerm shhh, don't worry about it

Well it is fixed by Concerned Ape in the recent update. Now you can't buy the joja membership before the cutscene with Mayor Lewis. I guess DF has a part in letting Concerned Ape about the loophole.

This actually happened to me by accident when I used the name/item glitch and got Joja membership before I saw the community centre! And I commented it on one of your videos!

The Joja branch is essenrtially the 'pay-to-win' scenario and obviously teaches us an important lesson about microtranscations. lol

Technically fixing the bus helps Pam get her job back, so you sorta help the community, not just yourself.

I accidentally did this and got stuck in the cut scene

@justinjustin6887

5 жыл бұрын

Me too, did it on the switch without mods so every time I enter town I softlock the game in the cutscene

@lex3680

5 жыл бұрын

justin Justin yeah that’s how I did it, I had to delete the account

Your just one of those channels that has the best, most amusing content and deserves all the subscribers in the world........ I absolutely love your channel😉

When I'm sad I watch this channel. It makes me laugh so hard😂😂😂

"Lewis, I'm busy, get out of here."

Lewis: "I guess old timers like me get attached to relics of the past." Me: Dude, you ARE a relic. 😀

"I'm gonna call you wheels" "Hi, lady wheels" 🤣🤣🤣

Honesty doing the joja thing is more morally right, I mean think about it Joja provides jobs for a lot of people, and with the upgrade those people probably get a raise And with the update with the entertainment center, they probably get a BIGGER raise While on the other hand, you fix the community center aaaaand....you just have a place to vibe, that's it

Fixing up the community center can be annoying in certain ways. For example, I had max luck on Friday and decided to have the ton of geodes I had stored up processed and apparently the blacksmith hangs out in the boiler room of the community center on Fridays.

If you never have the event with the wizard where you drink from the cauldron and become one with nature. Does that mean you can’t do the bear cut scene?

@CheshireFatorum

5 жыл бұрын

I *think* the bear says that the wizard taught *him* to talk. If I remember that right, then the bear scene has nothing to do with you being able to talk to the jusomethingsomethings.

@garrettelliott5849

5 жыл бұрын

Ok I looked it up. The bear says, “Looks like you have a little ‘Forest Magic’ in you.”

@karsten69

5 жыл бұрын

To be honest, I don't think the programmer put in a special value for *forest magic* or put in an event flag trigger, so when you get to the bear part, it will still say that you have forest magic in you. simply because a lot of this game is copy paste, and the programmer didn't account for doing the impossible.

@garrettelliott5849

5 жыл бұрын

Karsten I know it would still trigger I’m just saying this as if the game did account for this.

@rivasharpe8344

5 жыл бұрын

Yes you can :)

Lewis: “We could revive the community center, or sell it to Joja Mart. What do you think we should do?” Protagonist: “🎶Everydays great at your Joja!🎶”

You are honestly one of my favourite KZreadrs. I was talking to a friend and when he asked me who my favourite KZreadr is you were the first one to pop to my head. Your videos are amazing. Keep up the great work, DF!

@Kurachi84

5 жыл бұрын

are you still friends? most people can't handle dark humor anymore

@nickramantanis2649

5 жыл бұрын

@@Kurachi84 I never really showed my friend the channel, but knowing his humour he would probably find it funny. To answer your question, yeah, we are still friends.

@Kurachi84

5 жыл бұрын

@@nickramantanis2649 haha, i thought so it was a joke, as i don't expect you to lose a friend over a channel you like... not this one at least

@nickramantanis2649

5 жыл бұрын

@@Kurachi84 Totally wooshed over that one, haha.

“We’ll call it a Joja Centre, because I can’t remember what it’s called” ... *WAREHOUSE*

Just listening to you add random shit to whats going on is hilarious. Then there is the actual useful information on top of it.

Sometimes I rewatch old videos because I love your stardew valley videos

To be fair, his dialogue still fits.

since you never get the forest speak ability can you still communicate with the maple syrup bear

Yea Vincent and jas were playing in boxes this old fool think Vincent and jas are toys. Dangerously Funny bro you never broke our hearts you made us laugh.

The fact that the start of Lewi's monologue fits so well it's kinda scary

6:42 Ah, yes, I'm sure a pair of 6-year-olds were strong enough to move countless boxes into the Community Center without anybody noticing. XD

I'd love to see more of you playing Kynseed & Atomic Rancher!

@ethan514

5 жыл бұрын

He’s really already played all of kynseed there’s only like 3 hours of content in it

Joja mart, root of all evil and divorces

the best thing of it that the newer version of cjb cheats menu has an option to buy the joja membership and complete the community centre at the same time i watched that the outside it looks like its the joja, and inside its the fully completed community centre. so painful.

“I like to bring things” you got some comedy

I’m in summer of year 2 and have only gone in the Joja store once. I will probably never go in there ever again. If I’m gonna finish the community centre I want to have the satisfaction of working for it myself

more my time at portia? like not livestreams just experimental videos (like the ones you do for stardew) or tips etc. love ur channel :)

I think that's one of the old softlocks that got the skip added to all cutscenes, happens if you get the membership before that cutscene

lewis: lets make a gold statue of myself and i will reject the following necessities bus community center making sure not to lose all my gold overnight to a farmer

wow I actually did this in the game unintentionally and I thought the cutscene was meant for the warehouse. Everything the mayor says makes sense whether its a warehouse or the CC. Jesus

damn i thought i was ugly but that community center is something else

pierre: "i am getting close to bankrupcy,i may have to sell the shop" df casually talking:"i know someone who would buy it"

You can also find the lucky foot driver in the truck next to the Joja Mart even after it closed...

You could do a retro review of the original harvest moon. Stardew has taken the concept a long way.

Awesome. Promise to Play Stardew From Time to Time. i Love it When DF Plays Games, No Matter What they are, He's a Riot to Watch // Eats Fries xD

this man strqaight up devious, i love it

I'd argue that the greenhouse as a community upgrade is probably more so meant in a HOA standpoint. It looks unsightly while being in ruins, so it helps the "community" by renovating it and making it less of an eyesore.

Marry Morris and make them experience the hell you went through in the intro >w>

Hurray!!!! He broke the game. I love it when he breaks the world.

i love how in all of my save files i get the dinosaur egg within the first year (all 2 of my save files)

I almost bought the Joja membership, but thankfully did not have enough money at the time. Now I just need to finish the Chef Bundle

I've done this and I couldn't skip the cutscene. So....

i thought that film is not gonna start with hello everyone :D but it started. so.. when my favourite youtuber right now is gonna upload film with wedding with morris xd?

You have done a lot of very good videos, but this is awesome. :)

Have you heard anything about the other Chucklefish game, Witchbrook? Maybe you could do an informational video on it.

cost difference between completing the jojo market or the community center bundles

@Elijah90348

5 жыл бұрын

did you enter a google search as a comment?

@TeaquestSagas

5 жыл бұрын

Pretty much impossible to calculate if you consider all the time you put into the bundles that you could instead spend making money. I'd say the community center is cheaper since you can just pick up a lot of stuff or craft it yourself, but since you have to level pretty much every skill and spend days exploring and gathering every crop / gem in the mines / items in the desert. Then you need to remember that you can either find items or buy them from the traveling cart which would again be a huge cost difference. Simpler to compare the days needed to complete both. And calculate based on that how much money a day you can squeeze out of a fresh save if you don't go off hunting for collectables. So usually it's a choice between: Do you want to see everything from the game, experience, craft and do every category for the community center or do you want to harvest the same crop for each season to farm money for the joja market.

@TonyEjerJiang

5 жыл бұрын

@@TeaquestSagas Joja's Market is a lot less time-consuming for sure though. Especially cuz that fucking Red Cabbage for the Emily's Bundle. Pierre won't sell the seed until Y2 Fall. I finished every other item on the list on Y1 Winter 10th, now I am just desperately checking traveling Mart 2 times a week hoping for Red Cabbage or seeds.

@TeaquestSagas

5 жыл бұрын

@@TonyEjerJiang Yes, those extra-wishes make the big difference.

@AShatteredDragonsSpirit

5 жыл бұрын

if you converted the time you spent gathering items for the community center bundles into theoretical "worker's pay", plus the value of items you put into them, im pretty sure the joja warehouse would be cheaper to complete, at least for the average casual player.

What happens in the cutscene with Morris?

Would love to see you play Civilization 6! Have been thoroughly enjoying your stardew valley videos! 😁

I would love to see you play Poly Bridge!!

I forgot the place existed *black Mario does not approve*

@Kurachi84

5 жыл бұрын

what place?

Best KZreadr of the century. Except my Gramma.

This has convinced me to sell the community center not really wanting to do all that work

Your commentary on the new pokemon games would be hilarious I imagine

8:13 It looks like wheels just magically appears OwO

Saw this on my game by accsident a few months ago

Y’know at least Morris is going out at night to oversee the projects I’d like to see Lewis do that…

No one goes to my community center except lewis who just stares at the safe

You should play “Change: A Homeless Survival Experience”. Also the whole time mayor Lewis was talking, he seemed senile😂

@aidenator2

5 жыл бұрын

If you want to play One Hour One Life again, it’s changed a lot. You could do a review or something on how it’s changed.

8:05 "The stronger Joja becomes, the closer I move towards bankruptcy. I might have to sell the shop soon..." "Hey I know someone who will buy it! :D" Lemme guess... is it Joja? XD

I actually had this same situation once, which was absolutely annoying. At some point the farmer just walked against a box and couldn’t stop walking. I had to restart the game, but the scene would reoccur after some time

you can also trigger the cut scene with the completed community center so Lewis is just talking about how dilapidated it is, and its just this shiny new building

I usually go into the files and give myself max money, I did this by accident once, and had to force quit the game

You should try fix up the community center and join joja Mart I think it would work

I'd love to see you play moonlighter. I got it for the switch yesterday. It's really been fun so far.

8:12: Did Wheels spying on them creep anyone else out?? XD It’s like all of the other cutscenes, where >insert character name here< is spying on the citizens- I LOVE IT!

@alkaios_lykos

5 жыл бұрын

Not to mention, what he said as that was happening (it’s waaaaaay more depressing now that Wheels is there) XDDDDDD

Hey df, it's not really the same type of game you normally play but I would love to see you play slay the spire! It's a fun deckbuilding rougelite on steam

I would love to see a mod that expands Joja mart offering's.

I just wanted to let you know that there is a fast travel system in Stardew valley. It just costs a lot of money in game. After returning the magic ink to the wizard, he unlocks a book that gives you access to new buildings. Two of them can teleport you to the mountains or beach depending on which one you get. Then you can buy a staff of returning from krobus for 2 million. Between the buildings and the staff, you have fast travel

Dangerously Funny..... You Are Awesome