"i have standards" *marries every living human, a goblin, and a shadow monster*

@San-lh8us

3 жыл бұрын

and shane, don't forget shane

@KitTheAnkafolk

3 жыл бұрын

Krobus is bean

@saturnstars131

3 жыл бұрын

and a pam

@ashfreywar9862

2 жыл бұрын

He has standards, they’re just low!

@bentgi

2 жыл бұрын

he has standards but not high standards since he didn't use the deluxe fertiliser

I thought mumps has ALREADY fertilized the entire town...

@Julaeable

5 жыл бұрын

I am crying 🤣

@casperco92

5 жыл бұрын

Heheheheheh

@rachellee8533

5 жыл бұрын

Haaaaaa!!! Good one

@totallynotafanficreader7850

5 жыл бұрын

That was the people, this is the plants....now all he needs are the animals

@jamesgors6650

5 жыл бұрын

Mumps also likes hoeing

'thats enough for 3 and a half divorces' I can't even divorce one person without getting upset *DF you scare me sometimes*

@Julaeable

5 жыл бұрын

Practice, a lot of practice

@grenadine_0976

5 жыл бұрын

Well when people make a game with every single character have There own personality and heart warming development, it can really get to you.

@halfway7690

5 жыл бұрын

@@Julaeable or if you're naturally sadistic like i am. The only reason i don't divorce people is because (If I don't have cheats on)1:Wasted all that time 2:The gold.But it is pretty rewarding for them to get pissed at you! If i have cheats on..... That's a whole different story, because I can marry, have kids, divorce, see them for reaction, grind them up,turn the kids into doves and wipe their memory and repeat! No, i really don't care, the online reason I married Sebby first is because I feel pity for him and so he can watch me marry everyone else!(even Robin lol.)

@mathilda____7928

4 жыл бұрын

Same. I made plenty of acc cos I wanna get married to all bachelors/bachelorettes without divorcing them.

@artsyannie7007

4 жыл бұрын

Yep so true

"this is the third best wedding i've ever had"

@golden2977

5 жыл бұрын

adiosian msp I want to hear the two best xD

@SwirlyPinwheel

5 жыл бұрын

@@golden2977 My money's on #1 being the first time he installed the skip mod.

@golden2977

5 жыл бұрын

SwirlyPinwheel hahaha yeah true

@oxyzee4091

5 жыл бұрын

I wanna say that marrying Pam was somewhere on the list

@catseat_1971

3 жыл бұрын

@@oxyzee4091 agreed. Im so late lmaooooo

Get the chests mod so you can access every chest and the shipping bin wherever you are!

@Kurachi84

5 жыл бұрын

and the one mod that lets you plant everything everywhere and anytime yes, even in the winter

Someone needs to make a mod of Stardew Valley called "The DangerouslyFunny Mod" in which the NPCs react to the various things you do.

@relaxolotl788

3 жыл бұрын

YES OH GOD PLEASE

@MiniMia48

2 жыл бұрын

That would be amazing

I can't be the only one who finds that thumbnail so aesthetically pleasing.

I dont think you have gone farm enough!!

@klouise6918

5 жыл бұрын

Hi thumbnail queen

@BlackThorn010

5 жыл бұрын

These puns always make me grin.

@melodyjoy_v6793

5 жыл бұрын

COVER THE WHOLE MAP IN SWEET JEM BERRIES

@MrChaoElite

5 жыл бұрын

This combined with mega farm mod would be going too far lol

*G R E E N* DF: Ah. Beautiful.

DF I'm convinced you dont eat, sleep, or clean for how much time you have on your hands

@GeebleTron

4 жыл бұрын

@Johan Jacobs "When you realize you don't have to sleep, your mind just expands" - Eric Andre

@mintykarma336

3 жыл бұрын

@Johan Jacobs Or, you know, catch up on sleep because that's necessary.

Df: doing the tedious and dumb things so we don't have to.

I wonder if you can get giant crops in the town... Would be interesting to see DF test this out.

@Julaeable

5 жыл бұрын

Pam destroying giant melons

You can plant trees in very odd places without mods, in winter. Random worms everywhere, leaving the ground hoed. I’m making the enchanted woods populated with regular trees. The slimes hate me xD

@siyuliu5236

5 жыл бұрын

pyromaniac000000 sounds like a fun idea to do in winter

@TheRoomba.

4 жыл бұрын

Hehe im the 69th liker :P

Are we aleardy at the "SKYRIM" stage with Stardew already? MOD it till it breaks?

Now I want to farm the beach! And the desert, and the quarry, and....

@brennanchapman2384

5 жыл бұрын

MARNIE

@sugarsmax4497

5 жыл бұрын

PAM

@KyranSparda

4 жыл бұрын

Yo momma!😂

@kaes9846

3 жыл бұрын

The Mines

“Bye Shane! No ones gonna miss you!” Me, chasing after him off the map: I’ll miss you! Come back! 😂😂

HOLY CRAP! Is that actual effort and time put into making a farm look nice and actually very satisying? It can't be, it has to be clickbait.

yeah fertilize the entire town...

DF... now we need every spot in the map full of rare seeds!

@MrUtak

5 жыл бұрын

YES

now you have to clear your farm and use different color plants to do pixel artwork across the whole area

12:33 "I don't know how to do that and I'm too lazy." Says the man who worked hours on getting crops to grow all over town. XD

Yes officer, this video right here.

Now we need a mod that makes bombs hoe every tile they reach.

Love how you're always bound to find something random in DF's house in every video, like some freaking trees inside the house.

Hello this is pure insanity.

Watching all the trees fall down in waves was overwhelmingly satisfying

They need to add parrots to the list if animals you can own because think about it they would be the only animal that doesn’t get in your way.

Jesus could walk on the water. DF hoed the water. With a tractor.

You know...If an idea takes to long, you can always upload a face reveal

@SpectacleSpark

5 жыл бұрын

YES

@dezmondborgman7030

5 жыл бұрын

am i the only one that doesn't like face reveals

@MegaKBang

5 жыл бұрын

@@dezmondborgman7030 me too

@ladyshaylala3870

5 жыл бұрын

@@dezmondborgman7030 eh it's mostly just a meme with DF anymore

@dezmondborgman7030

5 жыл бұрын

@@ladyshaylala3870 i know but i dont like them in general

What kind of computer do you have to run this monstrositie xD

@tcuty1059

4 жыл бұрын

Im not grammar nazi but its monstrosity Also this really wouldn’t even be laggy since crops are not entities

@Camothor10

3 жыл бұрын

He uses an 2012 MacBook Air

@GwyndolinOwO

3 жыл бұрын

@@tcuty1059 i think in coding they would be seen as different items. You can copy or "instance" something, which means that it borrows code and art for whatever you want to copy, but instancing still takes up memory. stardew is a pretty small game so 10.000 crops with no movement runs fine but there's been a few times were 10.000 or more DROPPED items do weird things to the game. And i think some of the weird animal things he did also make it lag pretty bad. I think it just depends on how much code each "item" has. (a pig would probably have a lot more then corn, and corn that needs to react to a magnet might possibly have more code then the static corn crop you harvest it from) that's just a guess though.

Watching this time and again never gets old. You make me laugh every day with your great ideas

Thank you for spending so much time on this. How would I fall asleep otherwise. Thank you so much haha

What's a town worth of mixed seeds worth?

"I might be losing a little bit of wood into the river" meanwhile, Pelican Town is being consumed by the great wooden tsunami of 2018

Me when DF makes fun of the other villagers: YES get him, Sebastian is a vampire loser lol Me when DF makes fun of Shane: HEY! Watch it. That's my husband.

watching the trees go down is incredibly satisfying

his farm is what gerrymandered districts be looking like

16:15 "I can't get the cranberries" Cranberries? CRANBERRIES!? IN SUMMER!? Either crops aren't affected by the seasons in town, or one of DFs mods makes planting in the wrong season possible.

@datbeast74

5 жыл бұрын

Blueberries. He means blueberries. Cranberries are autumn

@jacksonpercy8044

5 жыл бұрын

Go to the timestamp I put, he was likely referring to the tomatoes. They simply look like cranberries. (And yest I know I was wrong, but so were you ;P )

Ancient Seed. Every single spot on the whole map. What's it worth?

df sounds so proud, when he is clearing the trees. i love it.

Hi! When i first started playing the game, i usually played 6 hours daily, i enjoyed it. Now, i didn't play for weeks, but i still watch your videos to remember the game and just to enjoy every minute of it, so thank you! You are a funny and creative guy.

jesus CHRIST this is an amazing amount of plants

I love the amount of work you put into your games not just star do but the extreme amount of work you put into all of them

on the too far scale i will put is 8/10

"if I'm not breaking the game, I'm not doing it right" 😂

Mumps hoing himself on his tractor from one edge of town to the other, leaving no eligible NPC unturned... sounds just about right.

Hey DF, can you grow giant crops in town?

"Oh good. Here comes my crap." Honestly you are a mood

i really recognize your hard work with this channel, i love your content. keep it up! :D

I listen to your videos for relaxation. Your voice is very soothing. ;)

wheat actually is my favorite crop, super cheap to buy, grows really fast, you get hay to feed your animals, and you can make beer, which takes a day to brew and sells very well

That touch of amazing sarcasm makes everything better Thank you😌

Man, that was cool af. Thanks for making this.

I wish I could like this one more than once for how much effort you put into it

great video man! haven't been watching as much lately due to my adult i wanna play shooters with blood and things, but i always stray back to stardew valley and i love to watch your stuff before i play. lol this probably wasn't your best idea though bro !!

The more i watch this channel, the more parallels i see between DF and Flowey from Undertale. Eventually he's going to mod in the ability to murder everyone.

Dude I've been watching ur vids for a while but didn't subscribe, but I finally decided to because I love your content so much and its so funny to watch

"...because I really don't wanna do anymore hoeing at this point" HAD ME DYING! YOU ARE TOO HILARIOUS OMG 💜💜💜

this was actually really beautiful

This looked really nice... I'm kinda tempted to do that now.

"can't tell you how much fun I'm having doing this especially the second time." DF, you da best!

i love how chaotic your world in stardew valley is

Aside from being hilarious, this was actually quite beautiful! Also, knowing how you use mods so often, you may have already sought one before, but perhaps there's a mod that expands your backpack inventory? It would come in handy for videos like this!

Has enough time to do this but not download a stardew valley map screenshot thing

Next up: filling the town with rare seeds!

The town looked really beautiful with all the different crops.

Glad for such an amusing and entertaining video when feeling so rotten.

Looks like you need the Chests Everywhere mod that lets you access the shipping bin and any chests you own from anywhere. That way you don't have to keep going back to the farm to drop stuff off.

You are a madman. Keep it up

"I'll leave you to determine which seed I replaced with starfruits" "Man it better be hay" *checks* yeah got it in one

DF: **planting millions of trees** Mr. Beast: are you challenging me!?

Thanks for your stardew valley videos every time I do anything stupid in some games I can hear your voice kkkk

The commentary is golden.

Two DF Stardew uploads in one weekend?! Hell yeah!!!!

Oh My God DF THIS IS GENIUS

I love how after he figured out what was wrong you can LITERALLY HEAR HIM LIKE FACE PALMING OUT OF FRUSTRATION/DEFEAT

When a good idea goes too far is just the name of every video you make.

Your town looks like modern art with all those regular blocks of random crops.

I like your dry humour.

The reminds me of that ed ed and eddy episode were they fill the town with grass

First u returned the gorilla to its home and now your feeding and nurturing it?! You holy soul. Yoba bless you sir

Well, DF, you know what they say... "Choose your mods in haste, repent at your leisure."

I need a montage of funny DF moments. When he realized he messed up, and when the hoing was gone

I think the iridium hoe at full strength would have actually been faster. (Edit: I see that it did not work, but the following still stands) There's a video for you. "Are bombs actually faster at hoeing the ground?" Should be an easy one too.

A summary of DF's ideas: thinks it won't take effort but then it does.

What are you doing with this game is not a just play, is art.

"this isnt the beach and you dont have any friends"

The chopping of the trees was satisfying

I'm sure that Kent isn't too bothered by a dozen bombs going off a few feet from his window. Really Mumps, have you no shred of compassion?

I love this!

Imagine how terrifying that would be, like you walk into town and a blue berry rolls to your feet, then you swerve quickly to doge a flying corn, and then your look into the distance and see a giant swarm of crops heading for you.

If you expect multiple trips to the shipping bin you could install 'chests anywhere' that allows you to access any chest, including the shipping bin, with one tab on a button. that way you don't have to go back and forth.

The entire Mullner family lives on that one tile.

Beautiful good job

hello! it's early so i just want to say I appreciate your videos a whole lot, and you're very entertaining! also for anyone reading this, have a great 2019!

Omg! The modded bike is sucking up all the wood like a tornado! XD

*when team trees gets to your head*

Oh, that's beautiful DF!💛

Not gonna lie lol I loved how the town looked =) was fun to watch

now you should to fill whole town with sweet gem berries and figure out the worth

@cactdye

5 жыл бұрын

haha guessed it