Philomena Cunk vs Children
How do they make chickens into turkeys?
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Sharing all things Cunk - a fictional character from Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe, Cunk on Britain, Cunk on Shakespeare and Cunk on Earth - Portrayed by the incredible Diane Morgan.
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Philomena finally meets her intellectual equal
@BaronRodney
Ай бұрын
More like, her intellectual equals finally meet Philomena 😂
@yevgeniyaleshchenko849
Ай бұрын
...except that one girl who explained to her about chicken and turkey😂
@thanatonyxmoura
14 күн бұрын
Finally, a worthy opponent!
@SystemUpdate310
6 күн бұрын
@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 And the choir boy, he also seemed intellectually superior :D
@YouzTube99
5 күн бұрын
@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 The avian explainer clearly falls into the programme's 'Expert' category.
"The turkey... and the chicken... are two separate birds," the girl explains.
@jacknacchan3532
6 ай бұрын
she is a small adult after all, she know things
@solemnwaltz
6 ай бұрын
Are you jokin' me?
@matthewmitchell3457
6 ай бұрын
Gotta love how she takes on the exact tone of one of the experts that Cunk interviews, the "I'll explain it slowly since you're an idiot" tone.
@AndreaCuchetto
5 ай бұрын
@@matthewmitchell3457- By all accounts, that little girl will be masterful in whatever pursuit she directs her energy.
@elioesposito8370
4 ай бұрын
this killed me 💀
"I think he just shoplifts" 😂😂🤣🤣
@stephenstephen6754
6 ай бұрын
😂
@Nippleless_Cage
4 ай бұрын
The little girl's face as she realizes she could have a life of crime 😂
@davebertoletti
3 ай бұрын
“Ok” 😂
@gesxsefs
3 ай бұрын
ひどいな😂
@mikefraser4513
3 ай бұрын
She always manages to get "Brexit" in her statements
"i don't think batman is real, i think he's just a man called bruce" i'm sorry but this kid is a genius! xD
@gerardjayetileke4373
Ай бұрын
And they both agreed Superman was real 🤣
@BaronRodney
Ай бұрын
@@gerardjayetileke4373Well, yes because he is 🤔🤔
@gerardjayetileke4373
Ай бұрын
@@BaronRodney I stand corrected.
@aamodbk5064
28 күн бұрын
i don't think batman is real, i think he's just a Man
@Zerobob26
27 күн бұрын
I wonder how kids even know about Batman these days. There's no contemporary Batman cartoon as far as I know, and all the films are for adults.
The girl telling her that turkeys and chickens are two separate birds is going to be like a leading scientist in some insane breakthrough
@daydays12
Ай бұрын
Really smart, take no nonsense girl!
@xxjcd702
27 күн бұрын
she answered with the same stern matter-of-factness the historians and scientists philomena interviews do lol
@oFimdoComeco
16 күн бұрын
That girl explained could be lecturing classes already. Such composure.
@ebonyblack8109
10 күн бұрын
The way she says it so frankly😂
@331SVTCobra
9 күн бұрын
They may be separate species but they're both in the MAGA party.
“Yeah he’ll be allowed cuz the police don’t know when he’s in the air.” Props to that one kid for discovering the ‘it isn’t illegal if you don’t get caught’ route.
@blopartDGRI
2 ай бұрын
I find it hilarious that he'd rather think of Santa as this badass rebel outlaw that gives presents to kids to piss off the government, rather than someone they'd happily let in freely like the pope x')
@larssonk22
2 ай бұрын
@@blopartDGRI why hasn't this been turned into a movie already!?
@blopartDGRI
2 ай бұрын
@@larssonk22 "what if we lived in a world, where The Grinch had won over the planet, all presents were made illegal, and Santa had to hide in order to survive ? How would he organize in the underground, a resistance, and a throw-over of this dictatorial regime that nobody seems to fight against anymore?! -> find out next October, in theaters, watching the new sensational release by the creators of Despicable Me : Santa VS The Grinch 2, reversed, reloaded, strikes back, the return of the ! (feat. Spiderman) for some reason)
@waqasahmed939
19 күн бұрын
@@blopartDGRITbf I wouldn't put it past the government to not allow in a person that gives away Christmas presents.
@i_draw_whatever1677
5 күн бұрын
@@blopartDGRIor Santa is like the main resistance leader and the main story centers around 3 elves hiding out while the grinch has ordered all elves to be sent to concentration camps for forced labor to dig up Cole or something And instead of grinch not allowing presents it’s more like a klaus situation and everyone is constantly fighting and hate each other and that’s how grinch came into power; but Santa started giving presents to children and making them more friendly and grinch HATED that so he banned presents
“Small adults, also known as children,” 😂
@user-fx7ph9eu8z
20 күн бұрын
That's actually a serious statement rather than a joke
@YouzTube99
15 күн бұрын
@Donice09 Cunk may be a Scientologist.
@Earthneedsado-over177
10 күн бұрын
Some children are more adult than some adults.
@princessthyemis
5 күн бұрын
It was actually true in Victorian times. Really sad. They weren't considered what we call children nowadays.
@wowwar9048
Күн бұрын
Actually adults are more like big children than children are small adults
“Two separate birds” gal should get a bafta.
@daydays12
Ай бұрын
So good.
@chris.hinsley
Ай бұрын
Noble laureate to be !
@BaronRodney
Ай бұрын
I loved the smile on her face as she genuinely felt like she taught an adult something cool they didn't know.
1:05, Turkeys, and Chickens, are two separate birds, her pauses, and hand gestures absolutely cracked 😂 me up; 10 points for that young lady.
@shoelacedonkey
27 күн бұрын
I had to reread that a few times wondering why you'd want that young lady to have 10 pints... (mind you it's 2 in the morning after an 18 hour workday for me).
@JohnPreston888
17 күн бұрын
@@shoelacedonkey 😃
@CaptainTrips560
6 күн бұрын
That was adorable
@stephenreeds3632
12 сағат бұрын
She is fantastic. So bright.
That bird expert nailed it. That’s the only way to handle Ms Cunk. 👌
@daydays12
Ай бұрын
She outsmarted Cunk for sure.
Her trying not to laugh after the first kid threw her “who are you” back at her ☠️☠️
The choir boy who says “we attach the words to the music” understands music on a deeper level than most much older choral students
"Attaching the words to the music" was such an insightful and intelligent response 😊
I love the choir kid that took her at face value and tried to help her understand in her language lmao
Ugh I really hope she does more bits with kids. Like a whole season of her with kids, then with adults. It'll be so cool
1:06 How did someone so small so completely master the art of ambiguous condescension?
@ahillmann
29 күн бұрын
The girl is British.
@pouetpouetdaddy5
29 күн бұрын
internet
@christophermurphy4511
28 күн бұрын
I know! What a little Jedi.
@JohnPreston888
17 күн бұрын
Not quite condescension. More matter-of-fact. But her composure and surety are seemingly way beyond her years.
@christophermurphy4511
16 күн бұрын
@@JohnPreston888 This kid for Prez 2064!
These kids are adorable. The little girl who explains chickens and turkeys is awesome!
@daydays12
Ай бұрын
She'll go far
"Turkey..." **dramatic right hand gesture** "...and chicken...." **dramatic left hand gesture** "....are two separate birds." "You're joking me." ".....No." Fucking hell I'm crying my eyes out from laughing you Brits and your humor are incredible
The side eye of the girl in the green sweater is brutal. She's thinking, Where the hell did we get this one, she's feckin' mad.
Kids are great. They answer straight up cause they're figuring out how things work it's really nice, especially the last one with the music and words.
1:05 Ohhh her little exasperated sigh🤣 What a small adult
@acaustic
3 ай бұрын
Inhaling is a little different than sighing fam
@yonatanhoresh2695
22 күн бұрын
@@acaustic Inhaling, and sighing, are two separate actions
@FahadAyaz
7 күн бұрын
It's just a reverse sigh, guys. Come on!
the "kay" with a broken voice oh my god
Singing is like puking up beautiful words.
"In my opinion Batman is not real. It's just... it's just a man called Bruce." Oh, bless' im!
1:04 gold
@hrisikesh
8 ай бұрын
The way she said "No"! It seems that in future that girl is going be one of the eminent professors only to be interviewed by Philomena again. 😂
@SquarelyGames
6 ай бұрын
She sounds incredibly intelligent for her age. Seeing that fault in Cunks logic and clearly pointing it out takes a lot more skill than one would realise. And of course, awesome mannerisms.
Her hands were like, listen girl 😂 chickens are not turkeys 😂
1:10 doing a mic drop without a mic, truly impressive
“I think he’s just shoplifts” 😂Christmas Santa’s persona shattered at that moment 🤣
When I saw the title my mind thought she was actually fighting children for a second and I didn't question it because that would not be out of character 😂😂
Why do they all sound insanely like real experts?😮😎these little gestures, pauses and mannerisms in general, just brilliant!
0:53 Such a normal conversation about Father Christmas and Brexit. 😆
@gnosis8142
15 күн бұрын
And the kid actually knew what Brexit is. I'm not sure I know yet.
Hello from Nevada in the United States. I have just one question: are you kidding me? We get less than 2 minutes?? Philomena interviewing children? 😂 That's comedy in its purest form. I could watch 30 minutes easily. C'mon, give the audience what they want...more Philomena. I absolutely love this series. Her ability to keep a straight face while saying something totally ridiculous is gold. ❤ Thank you for your efforts. The humor is appreciated.
When you get used to: “are you F… jocking?” That when you hear are you jocking me? All you do is gag hahahah
“But it’s like, nice sick” 😂
@BaronRodney
Ай бұрын
I..I guess? Lmao
1:07 OMG SO CUTE!
This was far more profound than I was expecting.
0:50 I can't explain why or provide evidence but I too agree that Santa and Superman have probably met.
that girl explaning the turkey/chicken had the sensibilities and patience of an adult already
I can watch Diane Morgan forever. She is ❤
@FahadAyaz
7 күн бұрын
Who's that? This is Philomena Cunk. She looks a bit like Mandy Carter.
Covering the issues that matter.
This is so good and it makes one feel happy as well. Ty for the vid.
"turkeys and chickens ar two separate birds" (explains the separation between them using her hands) Philomena gasping: Are you joking?
Why did I find this channel just yesterday? Now i have a dilemma, go to a wedding or binge watch? What to do, what to do?
@anmnou
3 ай бұрын
Wedding first, get drunk, dance, get laid, then binge watch!
These British children have more composure and speak better than 80% of American adults. T_T Confident speakers too!
I think superman and father xmas have met😂😂😂
@AUniqueHandleName444
18 күн бұрын
I mean they're both flyin around up there, right?
@Mr.1.i
18 күн бұрын
@@AUniqueHandleName444 that was his conclusion
@Pablo2995
2 күн бұрын
Makes sense, if Father Christmas lives somewhere in the North Pole, then Superman's Fortress of Solitude shouldn't be that far away 😆
@Mr.1.i
2 күн бұрын
@@Pablo2995 do you reckon superman gets father xmas as a bit of back up in a neighbourly dispute
@Pablo2995
2 күн бұрын
@@Mr.1.i Come think about it, I don't think they have many other neighbours, but I can totally see that happening haha
This needs to be a TV show...wonderful!
What brilliant interviews! Love it!
So Santa is real and he mostly shoplifts ! ❤😊
1:12 - Philomena: "Okay smarty pants then tell me how do they get the yolk into the egg".
Thank god this wasn't called Cunk on children
Great answers from ALL the kids!
"In my opinion, Batman's not real" could never have been written, that is pure kid comedy
The girl who has to explain the birds: Oh... oh no... she doesn't know...
i just love philomena, i will never be bored with her
You are utterly one of the most clever, funniest women I have ever seen!!!
Batman isn't real, but Superman knows Santa.
0:35 "....m'kay."
That girl explaining chicken and turkeys are two separate birds is going to fill in for Sir David Attenborough at some point narrating nature documentaries in her serious, deadpan manner 😂 I can just see it.... ''When the camera cut out, the lion...ate the little zebra'' *self evident hand gesture*
I think I just fell in Love with Philomena. Absolutely Beautiful and Brilliant 👏🏻
The turkey chicken girl will be a QC one day and everybody will be terrified of coming up against her. Her argument was clear and flawless with perfectly understated, rhetorical flourish, and her "no" was resounding and final.
"how do you attach the music to the words? in your throat," "we attach the words to the music instead" something poetic about that i cant put my finger on it
PUMP UP THE JAM
Can't get over how sweet the first kid is.
At last! The Real Explanation! "Adults lose the ability to see Father Christmas". 00:25 the little girl going with it :-D :-D and then the two boys w their solemn and excellent opinions. A side of Cunk i've never seen.
Batman is not real... but the man Bruce Wayne is?😮
@suedenim
4 ай бұрын
The kid's protecting Batman from being exposed on a national television broadcast, so props to him for that.
10 күн бұрын
Batman is Father Christmas
I really love her show
This is highly informative
Philomena is...Philomena, but some of those kids were really smart.
"... kind of I guess." brilliant escape
Hearing kids with British accents is wild
Cunk punching above her weight here.
Can confirm - singing through your diaphragm feels like you're gonna be sick, only it's a nice sick.
0:35 Love how the little girl is clearly like "ok this adult is an idiot but let's be polite"
all english kids sound like adults when they speak. they can clearly express themselves and opinions at that age and know when a silly adult is being silly.
That last part was actually a little bit profound.
I say give that young ornithologist a series! "Adults think the darndest things"
@alabrrmrbmmr
17 күн бұрын
On reflection, this could be a seriously good series.
0:23 kid on the left said a lot without speaking any word. lmao
Finally, an interesting battle.
Philomena is a queen, but if she ever gets over this interviews, she will be empress.
From now on I'm calling children "SMALL ADULTS" 🤩
The girl in green top is a teacher in the making.
the girl explaining the birds as if it was the most astounding fact
Ah, good old Philomena Philomenei!
finally ,one of hers that wasnt to daft to laugh at
"The turkey... and the chicken... are two separate birds" JUST GIVE HER OWN SHOW, NOW
Children are brilliant!!
0:28 Spot the Counselor..
“Putting words into music” was a genius observation
@JD-qq8fz
22 күн бұрын
Yeah that was a legit good answer, they weren't thrown at all haha
@Ri57490
19 сағат бұрын
It's common knowledge, not genius
british children are so intelligent😭 i work in a daycare and very few of my kids are like that
@Avoidiac
28 күн бұрын
Some of that may be accent bias on your part. I don't know where you're from, but in the U.S. there's significant bias causing us to believe an English accent (non-cockney) means superior intelligence, while a Southern U.S. accent means inferior. Imagine all these kids have deep South accents and ask yourself if they're still brilliant.
@eb7446
28 күн бұрын
I mean they probably did interviews with the kids first to find ones who would be engaging.
@Yehoshua66
28 күн бұрын
@@Avoidiac No, many children, in my area at least, struggle immensely with language comprehension and reading. I don’t expect much on the literacy area for my younger kids but sometimes I’m just surprised how close to nonverbal some of these kids are. They get a bit better as time goes on, of course, as all of us do.
@Yehoshua66
28 күн бұрын
@@eb7446 true
@Biamedici
24 күн бұрын
These children are charming, but they're no more intelligent than children elsewhere, and we're not seeing the outtakes that weren't so amusing. I'd also say that these children are past day-care age. They're schoolchildren. I've seen plenty of shows on which American schoolchildren have given funny and engaging responses.
You can't out-honest children. She met her match, as predicted.
The kids are so smart!!😂
0:34 100% Bateman reaction
I love her
He does shoplift.
I only got as far as the title before I started laughing.
Adorable ❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂 turkey & chicken are two separate birds 🎉😂
Im must say im quite disappointed by the title, i was hoping for some physical combat.
@ConnanTheCivilized
Ай бұрын
True. I really wouldn’t put it past these shows!
Father Christmas sounds so much cooler than Santa Claus, tbh
children are so smart
Oh yeah, the right people for her to talk to. 😆