She ate when she said “you could say Jesus was the first celebrity victim of cancel culture” really got into character with that one.

@realhorrorshow8547

3 ай бұрын

Didn't cancel him very well did they?

@Grunchy005

3 ай бұрын

He got nailed up for what, blasphemy? Nope! He committed “atheism.” But you’re right, it wasn’t all that big a deal. In fact his “penalty” wasn’t much different than what you could expect for shoplifting.

@realhorrorshow8547

3 ай бұрын

@@Grunchy005 Preaching a different form of religion from the approved version isn't atheism, it's heresy.

@jeremyserwer2586

3 ай бұрын

@@Grunchy005 I keep reading your statement of shoplifting as Shapeshifting, how do you feel about that?

@jeremyserwer2586

3 ай бұрын

@@realhorrorshow8547 Yes definitely here say--nobody can truly tell or know, ya know?

"He was named after the two words you are most likely to say after hitting your finger with a hammer" 🤣😂🤣😂

@mahlonrhoades4509

2 ай бұрын

not what I tend to say... but it's a pretty good line anyway

@themark3000

2 ай бұрын

Jesus Christ that line waw funny!

A man with a sheet over his head like Scooby Doo is the most believable theory I've heard yet.

@richardrickford3028

3 ай бұрын

And I would have believed it too. If it wasn't for those pesky kids.

@denisemcdougal6445

3 ай бұрын

Agreed

@seattlefloyd

3 ай бұрын

If I've learned anything from Scooby-Doo, it's that the real monsters are middle aged white men in masks.

@richardrickford3028

3 ай бұрын

Can't you see how all the clues are fitting together, Shaggy?

@catsinq5726

3 ай бұрын

It would explain a lot, that's for sure.

"I think he just wanted to save them" "...yea well they all say that don't they" 🤣🤣🤣🥂

@kauaichan

3 ай бұрын

That line hit even the blonde tooooo hard 🤣☠️

@NeverKilledHillock

Ай бұрын

Her "They do." as an instant response is sad.

3:36 “…now i’m feeling less happy with him….coming down my chimney” the pauses just hit the raunchy meter just right.

@nosuchthing8

3 ай бұрын

That's from a risqué Xmas song.

@larsjorgan7964

3 ай бұрын

That`s recycling. Heard that one when I was 10. In 1968.

Diane Morgan has created a classic character. Cunk rules.

@Argeaux2

3 ай бұрын

It was Charlie Brooker who created the character.

@davespanksalot8413

3 ай бұрын

@@Argeaux2iirc I saw them both in an interview and he’d imagined the character with a posh accent, but Morgan did her lines in both a posh accent and her own. And apparently they thought her regular accent was funnier, and went with it. Edit: Here’s the interview- kzread.info/dash/bejne/p45hl8eIdJidg9Y.htmlsi=MMPkN9YhkYAWAFrI

@OptimusWombat

3 ай бұрын

@@Argeaux2 they should share the credit equally. Brooker created the concept but Diane Morgan brought Cunk to life. Can you imagine anyone else as Cunk?

@richardbradley1532

3 ай бұрын

Brilliant creative collaboration then? 😊​@davespanksalot8413

@xXLunatikxXlul

2 ай бұрын

They noth created Cunk.

"Mary had to give birth here on the floor like a crack addict" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@HayabusaGladius

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@MiguelQuienComoEl

2 ай бұрын

"Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts," (2 Peter 3:3) The Scriptures being fulfilled before our eyes.

“Why was he knocking about with these prostitutes” "Well i dont think he knew them very well" "Well, well enough to give them gifts" Caught bro in 4K 🤣

@spanqueluv9er

3 ай бұрын

“Caught bro in 4K”? Um… huh??🤷‍♂️💩🤡🤦‍♂️

@ZER0--

3 ай бұрын

In the bible the words "to know him/her" has a very different meaning to what it means today.

@MiguelQuienComoEl

2 ай бұрын

"Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts," (2 Peter 3:3) The Scriptures being fulfilled before our eyes.

@VaughanMcCue

2 күн бұрын

@@MiguelQuienComoEl That Jesus was walking in his own lust is understandable as he may have been desperate for female 'companions' as most of the text alleges he was with 12 cyclists.

"They all say that, don't they?". "They do". Brilliant.

OMG. Had a coughing fit. "..two words you're most likely to shout after hitting your thumb with a hammer"

“Why was he knocking about with these prostitutes” 😂😂😂 I can’t

@sMartTVGaming84

4 ай бұрын

Honestly I was choking on my tea at that part. 😂

@blueabattoir

3 ай бұрын

You can laugh all you want but I still need an answer.

@Awibrahor

3 ай бұрын

@@blueabattoir The answer is science and reason. 😇

@shaneb315

3 ай бұрын

​​@@AwibrahorIs it ? It's interesting how science explains nature , yet somehow everything came to be , as scientist say , from nothing . How did nothing just evolve so creatively into something ? Was there a different something prior to the universe forming that was not organic or physical , yet existed anyway ... An intelligent universe could only have created all that exists - if there was no form of intelligence building the universe , how did everything just randomly come together to establish complex life forms ? Have a think about it . There is a lot more going on that simply can never be explained by mere humans - we've only just arrived ( in universe time )and yet people mock and ridicule those who came before who witnessed events that seem today by some to be just made up fairy tales .

@BombaLuLu84

3 ай бұрын

⁠​⁠​⁠@@shaneb315So it’s easier to believe what people who lived in the Bronze Age (who didn’t know anything outside of their surroundings) than scientists who over the past thousands of years have done actual research on the topic? Did it “randomly come together “ or was it all an evolutionary process that created the universe? Was it a man in the sky with a long beard and a white robe? I’m going to have to trust the scientists who believe in the big bang theory of the creation of the universe rather than people who have a financial stake in “creationism” (religious organizations). Religious belief in the creation of the universe is simplistic because it was written by people from a simpler time.

And they do it all with absolutely straight faces! OMG, I just can’t! 😂

@mis4nthr0p3

3 ай бұрын

Just like mega-church charlatans

@Not_that_Brian_Jones

3 ай бұрын

You have to wonder how many takes it took, lol

@heatherstubbs6646

3 ай бұрын

@@Not_that_Brian_Jones I understand that the experts did, in fact, crack up on occasion. Apparently, they just cut those bits out. 😂

@Not_that_Brian_Jones

3 ай бұрын

@@heatherstubbs6646 🤣

@dudanunesbleff

2 ай бұрын

It's called acting, I believe. 😂

Joseph bought that whole "I was impregnated by a ghost" excuse, hook line and sinker...

@Neilhuny

3 ай бұрын

A favourite of mine, too!

@jackieking1522

3 ай бұрын

Surely Mary and Joseph were in on it together. They had to make up the story to excuse their premarital test run.

@MK-lh3xd

3 ай бұрын

Or Mary's father was powerful in the society that Joseph feared for his life if he didn't go with this story.

@mis4nthr0p3

3 ай бұрын

Mary: "I hardly felt a thing" Joseph: "Oh, a little guy!" - Family Guy

@Neilhuny

3 ай бұрын

@@mis4nthr0p3 🤣😁🤣 Brilliant! Family Guy is so rude, but very funny - love it

Pret a Manger = Ready to Trough. Absolute genius.

This series was a damn riot. Her deadpan delivery is just the best.

The most ironic part of jesus being a carpenter is that he was probably hanging on that cross thinking how much better he could have made one.

For all the good things people say about Jesus, no one ever explains why he let Paul have a massive car crash. If Paul ever ever sees him again, Jesus is a dead man!

@quokka_11

2 ай бұрын

I didn't know her mate Paul was in a car crash. That's really too bad. I don't think Jesus is real then.

@michaelgreen2241

2 ай бұрын

Need to explain to Paul that's a steering wheel not a halo

Omg that last exchange/interview at the end, the “off ya go” had me falling outta my chair 🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️

I saw this lady's name in my feed and was pretty sure it'd end up being a comedy channel... I had no idea just how funny it could be 🤣 First time I've ever subscribed to a channel after only one video

I always pity the people being interviewed, but they amaze me with their composure at the same time.

The lady's face as she's realizing that St Nick was just another John.

We need more cool folks like her coming out and spreading the truth. Very informative and eye opening interview. Thanks 🙏

Way to Girl! I'm a born-again atheist and even blushing.

@firstnamelastname9918

3 ай бұрын

I'm a died-again Christian, and I resent that! (We're all double-zombies, having been killed, risen from the dead and then killed and risen again).

I'm still waiting for Antiques Roadshow - Jerusalem, where someone brings in table/chairs made by Joseph and Jesus. Be a great SNL sketch.

the first guest just seemed to give up and agree with her "they all say that don't they" "they do..."

Jesii got me. Nearly coughed up my communion wafer.

0:39, a man in a sheet, like in Scooby-Do. Bwahahahahaha, bloody funny girl.

a brilliant woman i wouldn't dare to argue with

Amazingly good. Entertaining and clever. Thanks for this.

"like a crack addict." Had me on the Floor! 🤣(like a crack addict.)

The man who was named after so many thumb bashings.

@lizab.stough9396

2 ай бұрын

One possibility....or we could also besmirch his mom.....

As a committed and trying-to-be devout Catholic, I must say I find this very funny and not offensive or blasphemous. Philomena (a good name for a Catholic nun BTW) is an absolute gem and Diane Morgan is an extraordinarily good comedy actress.

@VaughanMcCue

2 күн бұрын

Could you give up the superstitious stuff? You will feel better for it and save two mornings each year by staying in bed longer.

Brilliant!, as they say across the pond.

I discovered you today Philomena Cunk, I have been benchwatching you for a couple of hours only, I am now in love and crying non stop cause I laugh too much watching you, what a litteral blessing it is! Like you are an angel that appeared from no where to bring me joy again at last! :D ty so much, you are awesome!

“…which would have set fire to all the hay and pubes…” “…which must have been hell for Mary to push out.” Philomena, you have ruined halos for me. I’ll never be able to look at renaissance paintings without giggling. 🤭🤫

@firstnamelastname9918

3 ай бұрын

Freaking GENIUS!!!!

@noodle_fc

3 ай бұрын

The first time I heard "especially since she'd never had anything in or out of her down-below before," I had to pause for two solid minutes until I could breathe again.

@someguy4331

3 ай бұрын

oh man, i lol'd at the first line there. xD

@ChannelSRL1

2 ай бұрын

I replayed those lines and laughed each time.

😂 She’s the modern Ali G - with more wit, although, perhaps with less gall: still fantastic - love this 😅 👍

@roscored1000

3 ай бұрын

Very true, I hadn't made that connection before but yes, straight talking no fluff no smiles just playing it straight, a modern female D Ali G!

@firstnamelastname9918

3 ай бұрын

I am a Cohen fan, but *much* more wit!

Brilliant!

At this point, any time she says “my mate Paul” I automatically start laughing

@KasumiRINA

2 ай бұрын

He's like Mrs. Columbo. Nobody seen either but they're relevant to any topic.

Where you been all my life!!!

Wonderful stuff, really funny and somehow near the truth.

Excellent, nearly wet myself with laughter.

Philomena is like a cold bucket uf reality check. This was so good.

I love this so much!!! Thank you!

I could not stop laughing! Thank you!

Possibly the best dam history lesson ever! Love cunk❤

I so needed this ❤😂❤

Unacceptable that the Creator of The Universe couldn't at least have sprung for a Motel 6 or something for the birth of his Son.

@thecockerel86

3 ай бұрын

Honestly

@drrickmarshall1191

3 ай бұрын

All the rooms were full, on account of it being Christmas and all

As a Christian, this is undoubtedly the weirdest account of the Nativity and Life of Jesus I've ever seen!

@indigohammer5732

4 ай бұрын

It’s more believable

@imcallingjapan2178

3 ай бұрын

As an atheist, all accounts of that stuff are weird.

@blueabattoir

3 ай бұрын

Look down the lens and say that!

@John.0z

3 ай бұрын

@@imcallingjapan2178 Isn't it though! This treats the myth with appropriate humour.

@morticiaaddams7866

3 ай бұрын

Try Eddie Izzard's version of the Bible and the Inquisition. Also wierd and funny!

brilliant! simply brilliant!!

Now the Christmas is Murray.

Brilliant

Slightly less bonkers than the work of fiction it satirizes.

The last bit! She surprised me. she said it.

All true as written in the Wholly Babble.

@firstnamelastname9918

3 ай бұрын

It's spelled "Hooly Bauble and the Goldfish" and they're a local act

@user-ou3cm5kr3b

3 ай бұрын

The Wholly Babble. Very good. Thumbs up.

Ol' chap, well done. Very well done

I am so impressed with the will and focus she needs to stay in character while saying the most ridiculous things. The cancel culture scene for example

@Stupidityindex

3 ай бұрын

Blinders are used to avoid the fact they all share a family history, the shortcomings of circumcision & Moses being the world's worst navigator because he traveled with one foot in fantasyland.

Yes yes, good and proper. Well done Lad

OMG !! She should interview Miss Betty Bowers - America's BEST Christian !!

he thought they needed help getting through medical school and he was very gen indeed

I laughed so hard 😂

I'm tickled that i just found your channel. I'll be back.

"big yellow circle around his head " 😂😂😂😂 oh my .....i can't 😂😂😂

Hilarious and creative.

I love it. The truth finally comes out.

Brilliant! Real person like Garfield, helping a deaf person to see.

Thats as valid a description of jesus ive ever heard!😊

Ah, brings back memories of Sunday School!

A man in a sheet? That could be anyone, they all wore sheets back then.

I like the hammer joke.

Oh boy here we go...

The last lady was brilliant, indeed. I love her so much 😂

Very educational.

Great stuff! 😆

Enlighteningment!

I'm so glad I clicked on this. Getting hit in the head with the wood absolutely sent me. I was sure she was standing in front of a green screen. And the sound…

1:07 "Or Garfield!"

@KasumiRINA

2 ай бұрын

The dude who played Spider Man

Thank you algorhythm for showing me this video. I've never heard of Philomena and this was hilarious.

"...walkin' on wine, or helpin' a deaf man see..." 😁

When are you uploading Part 2?

"walking on wine or helping a deaf man see", "he had a magic flaming circle on his head which would have set fire to all the hay and pubes as he came out"

I love how she uses IRL historians and professors for the interviews. Adds an air of authenticity to the whole Bible story! Cunk is just hilarious!! (Ouch! Just hit my thumb! J#$@$ CH#*&@!)

wow great, I love Jesus as if he were my brother I can't stand. lol I am waiting for the next episode, thanks Philomena.

I need captions to understand

The blonde woman at the end did a really good job too 🤣

Oh good gawd...hahahaha! This is gold. How did it take so long to show up in my recommendations?

Needs more of Technotronic's early-90's dance hit "Pump Up the Jam."

THE LAST SCENE, "SAY IT INTO THIS CAMERA" 🤣🤣 I'm dying

Hilarious 😂🤣😂!

Shes Great!

God damn woman you are too funny 🤣🤣🤣

This is hilarious!

That ironic bit about his name is SO funny!

Clanking chains and going wooo! 😂🤣

Nomination here for the Nasrudin award.

I haven't laughed this hard in awhile!!

You're the best, Cunk.

You rock Ms Cunk.

I love Cunk!!!

Well done Miss Irreverant 🙂

I love your show 😂