I'm a vocoder robot.

@ArtyTheta

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@heyhey8167

5 жыл бұрын

I love you and your videos Jake, keep on!

@herrmanselcher1632

5 жыл бұрын

Why are your eyes so small

@MarvyMartian

5 жыл бұрын

DONG Hi vocoder robot, I’m dad.

@Toma-sr5hh

5 жыл бұрын

I want michael not you

“about as old as michael stevens” LOL

@starspritechippy

5 жыл бұрын

about 40,000 years old lol

@runguardian6868

5 жыл бұрын

LOL vsauce is about 200 years old

@runguardian6868

5 жыл бұрын

Hes 35

@runguardian6868

5 жыл бұрын

LOL vsauce is also about as old as 20000 years

@ekki1993

5 жыл бұрын

rekt

Who needs a vocoder when you have a fan

@cluckendip

5 жыл бұрын

I loved blowing into fans as a kid XD

@timtams_6

3 жыл бұрын

@Cancer Hi blind! I'm dad.

At this point the word dong has lost all phallic connotation to me

"...about 200 years old, as old as Michael Stevens" "...about 40,000 years old, about as old as Michael Stevens"

@epicsgamingchannel7556

5 жыл бұрын

CJ Burkey How to count past infinity

@krithikvirdikar1601

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds about right.

@19kokusz

5 жыл бұрын

@@epicsgamingchannel7556 Just take Michael Stevens's age and add one to it.

I am dying inside “ our modern system of tuning is about 200 years old, about as old as Michael Stevens” “ bone flute is about 4,000 years old, about as old as Michael Stevens “

this is dope

@fenakazy1215

5 жыл бұрын

I thought I heard the licc playing somewhere far off in the distance but it was just Adam Neely in the comments of Vsauce and that’s pretty much the same thing

@Fostrobot

5 жыл бұрын

You thought you could sneak around in here lmao. Gotcha

@MrMonsterAddict

5 жыл бұрын

I was actually thinking “ Adam Neely taught me some cool things about tuning “ Thanks bro ur cool to watch

@thelastcube.

5 жыл бұрын

Ahh you're here!

@vasilicajmecherul7707

5 жыл бұрын

No this is DONG

how old is michael stevens? top 10 questions science still can't answer.

@kathoden135

5 жыл бұрын

When you do find the answer, please do email me at moc@ecausv .kcaj

@anthg4563

5 жыл бұрын

Michael is immortal.

@larho9031

5 жыл бұрын

yes, I can read it.

@runguardian6868

5 жыл бұрын

about 200 years old hes 35

@ekki1993

5 жыл бұрын

But what does it *mean* to be old?

I need more of "MICHAEL'S TOYS"!

No wonder vsauce knows so much he lived through everything he talks about

Yung Vsauce boutta drop them PHAT BEATZ AND BARZZZZ

@bigb0ss282

5 жыл бұрын

Versaucey herr comes da sick man OLD MICHAEL

@slweeb

5 жыл бұрын

Lil Sauce

@bigb0ss282

5 жыл бұрын

Antisocial Weeb Proppa Jakeweep

@BluntforceJ

5 жыл бұрын

Killa Dong

@uPilot

5 жыл бұрын

What?

With that table you look like you're about to drop the beat at any moment

@Satan-lb8pu

5 жыл бұрын

You were on most of the videos I watched this evening. Well played domino man.

@entiretwix1480

5 жыл бұрын

You have seemed to reply to all the videos I've watched for the last two days, I'm not sure how

@misadventurousguy3859

5 жыл бұрын

Are you the second Justin Y or maybe Morgan Lemon ? Justin, why ?

@huntergreen6444

5 жыл бұрын

if anyone wants to play a nice little song on typatone just type this hrrrhrrrhrrrhrr atttatttatttatat

Jake is honestly my favorite part about VSauce. Love Kevin and Michael too but Jake just breathes a whole different kind of life into VSauce and DONG that I'm glad he is as successful as he's become. Keep working hard dude it definitely shows!

*I was born in the right generation*

@drifterax7731

5 жыл бұрын

Stefan L. I was born in the left

@piotr5261

5 жыл бұрын

I was born

@hjack6463

5 жыл бұрын

I was born in a society.

@algatroy

5 жыл бұрын

I was born in the hospital -_-

@potatowithagoatee9565

5 жыл бұрын

Stefan L. Finally another Stefan

I knew that the word ‘phat’ was still alive!

@thrillcosby9961

5 жыл бұрын

Lol, I literally just saw you on that Penguinz0 video a little while ago.

@Taikamuna

5 жыл бұрын

STOP BEING EVERYWHERE I WANT TO BE EVERYWHERE

@just-a-silly-goofy-guy

5 жыл бұрын

Taikamuna you are everywhere, but thanks for noticing me

@Silberkreuz

5 жыл бұрын

Mom get the shotgun

@Mamedullin

5 жыл бұрын

@@Taikamuna Hey I remember you from jacksfilms

4:53 I like how notes are going down and he's going up

Very nice sense of humor. Really enjoyed the whole vid. Keep it up guys.

Jake you seem to be mistaken... Michael Stevens is over 200,000 years old, not 200, nor 40,000. To be fair he looks young for his age

@scrappychildhood6633

5 жыл бұрын

Flawed Modern Human human have been around for 300k years however Civilizations been around for 75k years

@fluffymassacre2918

5 жыл бұрын

douglas walker yet michael has been around for over 200,000 years

Lil Dong on the track

The intro’s are so good! Love ‘em

It makes me so happy to see people so happy

Its good to see you active again on youtube jake :)

The world needs more Jake! Jake! Jake! Jake! We need more would you survive, strange and scary, facts and paradox vids! Thanks dude!

Musician here, every musician worth his salt knew that was actually in tune.

I have already tried brag@because.mom and drag@mepause.dom but none of those emails seem to work :/

@michaelstewart9308

5 жыл бұрын

No it rhymed with lack not lag

@InfidelProductionz

5 жыл бұрын

@@michaelstewart9308 Lag rhymes with Jack. It is a slant rhyme.

@killaboody7889

5 жыл бұрын

it's jack@vsauce.com

@DragoBot

5 жыл бұрын

r/woosh

2:00 "the guy who made the telephone in the 20's" we are almost in the 20's. TIME FLIES

Listen to them both at the same time, good time ensues.

I can tell by the title of this video that it will be insightful and scientific.

I've been looking for the one at 4:20 for so long *THANK YOU* I thought it was in a previous Dong episode but I just couldn't find it...

I would very enjoy having that soundy sound in my spotify xDxDxD

Would it be better named BONG (Be Online Now Guys).

But who would harm JUST MONIKA?

@huntertw

5 жыл бұрын

Naw bro it all about Sayori now

@JorgetePanete

5 жыл бұрын

you forgot the question mark

@timtam.

5 жыл бұрын

I would harm Monika. Sayori is best girl

@vistagreat9994

5 жыл бұрын

*vomit*

You can never have too much sauce Vsauce that is.

4:40 This will forever be engrained into my memory and pop up in the most annoying of scenarios.

Drrrrop the base _Electric noises electric noises electric noises electric noises electric noises_

1:27 Wow... I love this jokes present in every video of this channel

@FelixEA

5 жыл бұрын

3:18 Wow again

Seeing jakes dance was beautiful

Vocoders are how cochlear implants work. The organ responsible for converting vibrations to electrical signals, the cochlea, gets hollowed out and replaced with electrodes. These then get currents passed through them depending on the volume in each band of the vocoders signal. Because of how the electrodes and cochlea interact, each band is basically heard as a band of noise, much like the final vocoder example in the video. Imagine only hearing things like that. Now you know to speak really clearly next time you meet someone with a cochlear implant!

You guys always miss the most important Music Dong in existence AudioTool! It literally is a DAW and was the inception of my 9 year journey into music production

That's some THICC beats

I never knew that the word Glockenspiel was used in English as well, cool!

how do you change the honeycomb colors?

2:55 That voice reminds me of the beings called the protheans that appear in the game mass effect.

‘About the age of Michael Stevens’ this is perfect lmao

You said "hold on Anna" and i was only half paying attention and it caused me to do a double take

that thing around 4:30 sounds like it could be part of the adventure time soundtrack ^^

Full video of that song?

the coolest dongs ever i just spent over an hour playing with these

This is actually a very funny video than k you for existing

DONG is now Vsauce 3!

3:59 does the website actually play the song of time?

Jake: About as old as Michael Stevens Michael: Haha, it's funny......OR IS IT?!

Vsauce out of context is amazing

0:30 sounds so good! Who made it?

Love me some phat beatz

You're lookin THICC today, Jake

sick meoldieezz bro

great tune jake :D

Drooling again

Lovely video

That program reminds me of the game Sound Shapes.

Dang I’m dissappointed you didn’t include the Europa wavetable synth by Propellerhead. It’s a super cool instrument and you can use it right on your browser.

Mi father plays the harmonica. Its pronounced armonica (the H is silent). Its very popular in Blues.

@generalptdA

5 жыл бұрын

chuave152 he knows

For those interested in formants, there's a free program called Praat which you can download. It's actually used by real linguists to study phonetics. You can record your voice and see a spectrogram, or visual representation, of the recording, and highlight where the formants are. Plus, you can play around with cutting/pasting, and even make specific measurements. www.fon.hum.uva.nl/praat/

where did you buy that cap jake?

>Simple ratios >uses various roots of 2 for tuning bamboozled.

Is the Info card not there for anyone else?

Damn boy, he lookin' phat!

JAKE BE DROPPIN DEM PHAT BEATZ!

Looking at that laptop from a distance makes it looks like an Alienware

5:24 "Kick!, Punch!, It's all in the mind- If you wanna' test me? You're sure to find- The lyrical teacha' is..."

@broderickbrown5336

5 жыл бұрын

...But where's the "PaRappa 'Trap-House' Edition" we deserve though?!?

The link to musical squares doesn't work. I just get a weird old-timey site about nasal sprays.

You're wearing a carina nebula

now this is epic

Fire

Boar Vessel, 600-500 BC, Estruscan, ceramic, Michael Stevens

3:22 that's about 40.000 years old _about as old as michael stevens_ it was discovered..

That jake song should be played at some video's outro.

4:35 portishead?

Yay music stuff

I don't see "launchpad" in the links below - what's the name of the link you're speaking of?

3:21 "Bone Flute" New meme source

I was a microtone for Halloween. Rad video.

What have you done to your MacBook???

@BonastreBiel

5 жыл бұрын

I initially thought the same, but I realized its just a reflexion of the table.

@JorgetePanete

5 жыл бұрын

@@BonastreBiel it's*

Whaooosh man that's a epic

4:35 That actually is a pretty phat beat :)

PHAT BEATZ DOH

Michael Kevin & Jake Good content's what they make

quite interesting if you play this video and vocoded one at the same time

4:35 I want a full version

1:15 YES

Hell Yeah

*Skinnyn’t Beats*

@DragoBot

5 жыл бұрын

Phinneas Beats

Lit bro

Just saying you can't really hear if something is out of tune if it is playing different notes (as the example) because there is more than one way to tune. A better question would be does this sound out of key. Or play 4 octaves of the same note with one being a micro tone off (and that would be out of tune), but yeah it didn't sound out of tune. Just a dissonant minor sound

where are the links??!!!

Where did he get that shirt tho?

omg did anyone else notice how is mac seemed weirdly dented throughout the video and the logo was flickering in a weird way as the screen shook a little, but at the end of the video as he was closing his max the weird dent was so weirdly disappearing haha xD. im sure its from a reflections or something but it was bothering the entire time staring at it lol

Bell didn't invent the telephone, Meucci did

Musical squares is great