DRUMMER: "Yo what's up man I heard you got a new guitar?" SINGER: "Oh yeah that's so right, it's so awesome." DRUMMER: "Oh yeah, tell me about that shit." SINGER: "Oh yeah, it's got like all these strings and everything. Well you know what? As a matter of fact, I'ma play you a song. It's about last Christmas and it all began with the Christmas tree selection." SEE MAN I GOT THESE ALLERGIES RIGHT NOW, I WAS TRYING TO TELL MY GIRLFRIEND 'WHY DON'T WE GET AN ARTIFICIAL TREE THIS CHRISTMAS CAUSE THEY'RE ULTRA COOL AND THEY WON'T MAKE A SMELL LIKE AN ELF FOREST THAT WILL DRIVE ME FUCKING INSANE, AND THEY'RE EASY TO ASSEMBLE' AND THEY LAST FOR LIKE FOREVER OR SOMETHING AND SHE WAS LIKE 'NO NO NO WE NEED TO GET A REAL CHRISTMAS TREE' BECAUSE OF THE SPIRIT OF THE SEASON AND ALL THIS BULLSHIT, YULETIDE AND BOUGHS OF HOLLY AND EVERYTHING, AND I WAS LIKE 'WELL I DON'T HAVE TIME TO GO TO TARGET OR WAL-MART IN ORDER TO MAKE AN ORDERLY PURCHASE' SO I JUST FIGURED 'FUCKING RIGHT' SO ANYWAYS WE JUST WENT AND PICKED OUT A TREE AND I WAS LIKE 'We're going to get a real Christmas tree.' So anyways I was carrying this motherfucker to my car and it was getting sap all over my jacket and the smell was driving me fucking insane and I couldn't take it but maybe I'm thinking 'maybe I should just chill out, it is christmas after all' so I looked at my girlfriend, I said 'baby, baby, what do you want for christmas?' and she looked at me with those innocent eyes, eyes as innocent as a child porn actress or some shit, and she said the name of some fucking perfume by some French guy and she couldn't even pronounce it right, so I went over to the freaking perfume shop and I walked in and the smell, it just fucking overpowered me from my already chapped nose, it was so cold and on top of that I was smelling the fucking christmas tree all the way on the ride home, and I asked her, I was like 'do you have this perfume by this French guy? I think he's gay or some shit' and she was like 'oh yes, yes we have that right over here' I was like 'you gotta be fucking kidding me, it's like French and gay and you already know what I want' and she handed it to me and I bought it, it was like, a hundred and fucking eighty dollars or some shit, but I got it because I love my girlfriend. and then I went home and I wrapped it and I put it underneath the christmas tree and my girlfriend came to me and she was like 'baby, let's go to midnight mass' it's like 'honey, come on man, I'm sorry, I don't feel like doing that crazy shit' but it was the christmas season so I went, and we went there and I was falling asleep in church so I felt bad, so I had some coffee. who the fuck has coffee at midnight?? I can't believe that shit. I'm going to wake up in the morning and my colon is going to fall out of my ass. well I did it baby all for you, I stayed wide awake and we went home and before I knew it, it was christmas. So your parents came over, it's kinda fucked up because they're so cool, like your mom's super hot with the platinum blonde hair and I'm sure those tits are fake and your dad said we had to smoke a joint last thanksgiving. and then you're just such a bitch, you've got your christmas gift, you're spraying like six doses on your neck and it made me fucking sick and then before we could do anything else, like just, the doorbell rang and I opened up the door and there was like this little autistic kid, it's like 'what do you want??!' and he said: "Hello, I'm going to sing you a song" Dashing through the snow On a one horse open sleigh Over the fields we go Laughing all the way h0h0h0 Bells on bob tails ring Making spirits bright Please sir, my mom's on crack and she'll beat my ass if I don't make money tonight! Man you've got tourette's or something, that's why I closed the door, get a fucking clue, stop singing, stop singing. oh yeah yeah, walk away, walk away, sing to yourself, walk away, okay that's good, thank you, thank you. *Ahem* So anyways I walked back in to the house and my girlfriend came up to me and gave me a hug and I'm sick of her fucking perfume and her fucking tree and the fucking cat just made my nose bleed, so I stepped back real quick, but that's a good thing because I puked all over the floor, and she's like 'oh my god I can't believe you puked all over the floor in front of my parents, you are so gross!' and I was like 'look bitch, shut the fuck uuuuuuup!' and all of a sudden like your mom just started freaking out, like someone called her a bitch one too many times in the past, I mean like really cried her eyes out! and it's so fucked up cause like, I thought they had it together but then your dad came up and tried to put his arm around her and she's like 'get away from me you baby killer!' now it's just a whole bunch of problems that I didn't want to get in to so I focused back on my girlfriend and I was like 'man look! you haven't even asked me what I wanted for christmas! but it's ok, I mean there's like a gift underneath the tree, but I probably don't want it, how could you know what I want? you never even asked me what I wanted, but that's ok baby, 'cause I know what I want for christmas. I want you the fuck out of my liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife! DRUMMER: "Yeah man, that's some crazy shit, but anyway, check out what I got for Christmas. A new set of drums, man. This is going to be the shit." *Solo and screaming* *Weird high pitched talking*
@abrahamlandrix
Жыл бұрын
Thank you good sir
@Richerodt9 жыл бұрын
Everytime I see them live I request this song. I have yet to hear it. But by God... someday it'll happen.
@Viizzai-os
8 жыл бұрын
+Carter Richerodt You are a hero
@TheRockstarr33
5 жыл бұрын
Please, I want this to happen some day.
@TheWetToaster6 жыл бұрын
I clicked on this while thinking “there’s no way this is a Mariah Carey cover” I was not disappointed
@michaeladdison36365 жыл бұрын
still the best Christmas song of all time
@everrest8830 Жыл бұрын
It's that time of the year, a true christmas classic
@azzedine9415
Жыл бұрын
every year.
@FindingsOfAnArmouredMind10 жыл бұрын
Lol! This makes me laugh all the time I listen to it Hahahaha
@thedutchdjentleman5 жыл бұрын
2019 anyone?
@miserirken5 жыл бұрын
IT'S THAT TIEM OF THE YEAR AGAIN, BOIS!!
@miserirken
Жыл бұрын
aw heck yeah back again to this bullshit
@sockNL945 жыл бұрын
Such a classic
@OHG199710 жыл бұрын
Okay, what the fuck were these guys on when they made this??!!!
@Anuku13 жыл бұрын
Real punk still lives. Amen
@RampagingDRAG0N13 жыл бұрын
"Who the fu** has coffee at midnight?!" xDD best part!
@venertooclaudierre96622 ай бұрын
That’s awesome gollum impersonation
@deftones091812 жыл бұрын
This song has been ritual for a few years now on christmas
@AlexXxtestify8 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I can't believe I've never heard this before! Getting a huge Sikth vibe from this.
@myruler8912 жыл бұрын
......ahem......SO ANYWAYS I WALKED BACK INTO THE HOUSE AND-........ hahahahaha
@thecomputergangster12 жыл бұрын
That's my kind of Christmas Song !
@ayanbanerjee97763 жыл бұрын
man this made day.. crazy ass song
@maidenfan1021014 жыл бұрын
This brought me joy.
@SeriesOfTubesPerson10 жыл бұрын
Artist: Mariah Carey Makes perfect sense.
@lateralusDan6 жыл бұрын
"...Hm hm..." Love it.
@miserirken13 жыл бұрын
BEST.XMAS.SONG.EVER!!
@diesect3313 жыл бұрын
ABSOLUTELY.
@KissingTheGallow12 жыл бұрын
have they got any other songs of this type? i mean.. the way the vocals are done.just love it,it fitts perfectly to my mood
@btvbam13 жыл бұрын
Bulb is boss
@rickythelee12 жыл бұрын
Awesome complete madness love it 10/10
@gimppower00314 жыл бұрын
Let me know if you want more! I have over a 100 songs by this band.
@roman_aka_elvis12 жыл бұрын
Fantastic.. I still thinking about... 'what those people singing?' ;D
@gangsterthomas100012 жыл бұрын
This is Totla Mad.
@toolheadist5 жыл бұрын
Bobcat golthwait approved.
@higler.7 жыл бұрын
Misha was cool when he did drugs
@iamrichlol4 жыл бұрын
Please please can this be in the Bulb archive releases
@EthanJeffreyComposer12 жыл бұрын
'ELLO, I'M GONNA SING YOU A SONG
@Mirshahia13 жыл бұрын
@gimppower003 please upload them alll!
@AOProductions100012 жыл бұрын
EPIC FUNNY SONG!!!
@OdinComposer13 жыл бұрын
I am officially freaked out. Damn that shit was funny.
@gimppower00313 жыл бұрын
@Andrejispanickin I'm positive, I checked Misha's soundclick to be sure :)
@biggsdickley1563
4 жыл бұрын
MORE PLEASE
@Valkyrjah13 жыл бұрын
The intro fucking kills me everytime.
@1rmikeratliff12 жыл бұрын
Funniest damn thing I've heard in a long time.
@GuitarKid5818 жыл бұрын
is this misha's vocals?
@x_tal.
5 жыл бұрын
Casey Sabol vocals
@BigMetalDaddy130112 жыл бұрын
@gimppower003 MORE!
@spacefrogify13 жыл бұрын
"Hello! I'm gonna sing you a song!"
@williebaggettjr5842 жыл бұрын
Nada probablymatico
@jotunbjorn12 жыл бұрын
Bobcat Goldthwait, is that you?
@SeeRhymesWithSea13 жыл бұрын
Christmas No.1 for 2011?
@btvbam13 жыл бұрын
@Rabidbadger011 lol. i was stoned when i put that lol
@ayanbanerjee9776
3 жыл бұрын
I am also stoned and youtube suggest me. 9 years ago you were stoned😂😂😂😂
@nachobaron14545 жыл бұрын
2018?
@ayanbanerjee9776
3 жыл бұрын
2020
@mrawsomepants35511 жыл бұрын
Misha Mansoor
@Slappaccino11 жыл бұрын
4:34 could have sworn I was listening to Psyopus.
@Ehh.....12 жыл бұрын
I want a new set of drums.....
@ComfyNumb198913 жыл бұрын
@Andrejispanickin I don't think it sounds like Casey at all. :P
@toascranill5464 Жыл бұрын
Plot twist: It was not a Mariah Carey cover
@Slashbag6911 жыл бұрын
Isn't it Jake Veredika on vocals? I found a Jake Veredika torrent years ago, and this was in it.
@deadeyes2803
6 жыл бұрын
chris baretto
@lateralusDan
6 жыл бұрын
Slashbag69 it is Misha himself
@calamtransgression9264
6 жыл бұрын
Deadeyes X it's casey sabol
@calamtransgression9264
6 жыл бұрын
Danilo Gentile it's casey sabol
@calamtransgression9264
6 жыл бұрын
Casey sabol best singer periphery's had!
@Andrejispanickin12 жыл бұрын
@Veredika I see what you did there....
@KaiserRexatron13 жыл бұрын
@falconthrustVI They made me lose my lunch in my pants. In a good way.
@TrainsforGTA13 жыл бұрын
Ima post some lyrics
@TheCoCoRaziel13 жыл бұрын
@jacosmith86 I'm still laughing after like a billion listens XD
@shawndouglas60203 жыл бұрын
Who sings this? Is it Casey sabol?
@matizhan12 жыл бұрын
rantrantrantrantrant
@futurelondon13 жыл бұрын
divine heresy?? :O
@ElSeany811 жыл бұрын
Misha
@Djentard13 жыл бұрын
Why does the ending remind me of Naked City? ROFL
@Andrejispanickin13 жыл бұрын
@gimppower003 Are you sure this is Jake? It sounds a bit like Casey to me =s
@donutek13 жыл бұрын
@gimppower003 isnt it one man band ?
@RobertLandrum138 жыл бұрын
Better vocals than Spence-suh.
@JensMana14 жыл бұрын
@gimppower003 dude, i want moooore!!! please :D
@Xaybas13 жыл бұрын
Hum, do you understand a words he says ? I just needed the lyrics to get it
@gimppower00314 жыл бұрын
@wslx0195 Jake Veredika
@matiskaater12 жыл бұрын
where can i found the lyrics?
@stevsticks11 жыл бұрын
whos sings it though?
@gimppower00314 жыл бұрын
@jacosmith86 I couldn't hold myself at the autistic kid part...
@falconthrustVI13 жыл бұрын
This band made me crap my pants! I enjoy the crap in my pantss!!!
@wslx019514 жыл бұрын
which singer did this one? hahaha
@yunus133813 жыл бұрын
AAAAAAAAAHHAHAHHAHAHA THIS SHIT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY
@calamtransgression92646 жыл бұрын
Casey saybol best singer periphery's had!!! Look up his solo stuff and tae
Пікірлер: 101
DRUMMER: "Yo what's up man I heard you got a new guitar?" SINGER: "Oh yeah that's so right, it's so awesome." DRUMMER: "Oh yeah, tell me about that shit." SINGER: "Oh yeah, it's got like all these strings and everything. Well you know what? As a matter of fact, I'ma play you a song. It's about last Christmas and it all began with the Christmas tree selection." SEE MAN I GOT THESE ALLERGIES RIGHT NOW, I WAS TRYING TO TELL MY GIRLFRIEND 'WHY DON'T WE GET AN ARTIFICIAL TREE THIS CHRISTMAS CAUSE THEY'RE ULTRA COOL AND THEY WON'T MAKE A SMELL LIKE AN ELF FOREST THAT WILL DRIVE ME FUCKING INSANE, AND THEY'RE EASY TO ASSEMBLE' AND THEY LAST FOR LIKE FOREVER OR SOMETHING AND SHE WAS LIKE 'NO NO NO WE NEED TO GET A REAL CHRISTMAS TREE' BECAUSE OF THE SPIRIT OF THE SEASON AND ALL THIS BULLSHIT, YULETIDE AND BOUGHS OF HOLLY AND EVERYTHING, AND I WAS LIKE 'WELL I DON'T HAVE TIME TO GO TO TARGET OR WAL-MART IN ORDER TO MAKE AN ORDERLY PURCHASE' SO I JUST FIGURED 'FUCKING RIGHT' SO ANYWAYS WE JUST WENT AND PICKED OUT A TREE AND I WAS LIKE 'We're going to get a real Christmas tree.' So anyways I was carrying this motherfucker to my car and it was getting sap all over my jacket and the smell was driving me fucking insane and I couldn't take it but maybe I'm thinking 'maybe I should just chill out, it is christmas after all' so I looked at my girlfriend, I said 'baby, baby, what do you want for christmas?' and she looked at me with those innocent eyes, eyes as innocent as a child porn actress or some shit, and she said the name of some fucking perfume by some French guy and she couldn't even pronounce it right, so I went over to the freaking perfume shop and I walked in and the smell, it just fucking overpowered me from my already chapped nose, it was so cold and on top of that I was smelling the fucking christmas tree all the way on the ride home, and I asked her, I was like 'do you have this perfume by this French guy? I think he's gay or some shit' and she was like 'oh yes, yes we have that right over here' I was like 'you gotta be fucking kidding me, it's like French and gay and you already know what I want' and she handed it to me and I bought it, it was like, a hundred and fucking eighty dollars or some shit, but I got it because I love my girlfriend. and then I went home and I wrapped it and I put it underneath the christmas tree and my girlfriend came to me and she was like 'baby, let's go to midnight mass' it's like 'honey, come on man, I'm sorry, I don't feel like doing that crazy shit' but it was the christmas season so I went, and we went there and I was falling asleep in church so I felt bad, so I had some coffee. who the fuck has coffee at midnight?? I can't believe that shit. I'm going to wake up in the morning and my colon is going to fall out of my ass. well I did it baby all for you, I stayed wide awake and we went home and before I knew it, it was christmas. So your parents came over, it's kinda fucked up because they're so cool, like your mom's super hot with the platinum blonde hair and I'm sure those tits are fake and your dad said we had to smoke a joint last thanksgiving. and then you're just such a bitch, you've got your christmas gift, you're spraying like six doses on your neck and it made me fucking sick and then before we could do anything else, like just, the doorbell rang and I opened up the door and there was like this little autistic kid, it's like 'what do you want??!' and he said: "Hello, I'm going to sing you a song" Dashing through the snow On a one horse open sleigh Over the fields we go Laughing all the way h0h0h0 Bells on bob tails ring Making spirits bright Please sir, my mom's on crack and she'll beat my ass if I don't make money tonight! Man you've got tourette's or something, that's why I closed the door, get a fucking clue, stop singing, stop singing. oh yeah yeah, walk away, walk away, sing to yourself, walk away, okay that's good, thank you, thank you. *Ahem* So anyways I walked back in to the house and my girlfriend came up to me and gave me a hug and I'm sick of her fucking perfume and her fucking tree and the fucking cat just made my nose bleed, so I stepped back real quick, but that's a good thing because I puked all over the floor, and she's like 'oh my god I can't believe you puked all over the floor in front of my parents, you are so gross!' and I was like 'look bitch, shut the fuck uuuuuuup!' and all of a sudden like your mom just started freaking out, like someone called her a bitch one too many times in the past, I mean like really cried her eyes out! and it's so fucked up cause like, I thought they had it together but then your dad came up and tried to put his arm around her and she's like 'get away from me you baby killer!' now it's just a whole bunch of problems that I didn't want to get in to so I focused back on my girlfriend and I was like 'man look! you haven't even asked me what I wanted for christmas! but it's ok, I mean there's like a gift underneath the tree, but I probably don't want it, how could you know what I want? you never even asked me what I wanted, but that's ok baby, 'cause I know what I want for christmas. I want you the fuck out of my liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife! DRUMMER: "Yeah man, that's some crazy shit, but anyway, check out what I got for Christmas. A new set of drums, man. This is going to be the shit." *Solo and screaming* *Weird high pitched talking*
@abrahamlandrix
Жыл бұрын
Thank you good sir
Everytime I see them live I request this song. I have yet to hear it. But by God... someday it'll happen.
@Viizzai-os
8 жыл бұрын
+Carter Richerodt You are a hero
@TheRockstarr33
5 жыл бұрын
Please, I want this to happen some day.
I clicked on this while thinking “there’s no way this is a Mariah Carey cover” I was not disappointed
still the best Christmas song of all time
It's that time of the year, a true christmas classic
@azzedine9415
Жыл бұрын
every year.
Lol! This makes me laugh all the time I listen to it Hahahaha
2019 anyone?
IT'S THAT TIEM OF THE YEAR AGAIN, BOIS!!
@miserirken
Жыл бұрын
aw heck yeah back again to this bullshit
Such a classic
Okay, what the fuck were these guys on when they made this??!!!
Real punk still lives. Amen
"Who the fu** has coffee at midnight?!" xDD best part!
That’s awesome gollum impersonation
This song has been ritual for a few years now on christmas
Holy shit I can't believe I've never heard this before! Getting a huge Sikth vibe from this.
......ahem......SO ANYWAYS I WALKED BACK INTO THE HOUSE AND-........ hahahahaha
That's my kind of Christmas Song !
man this made day.. crazy ass song
This brought me joy.
Artist: Mariah Carey Makes perfect sense.
"...Hm hm..." Love it.
BEST.XMAS.SONG.EVER!!
ABSOLUTELY.
have they got any other songs of this type? i mean.. the way the vocals are done.just love it,it fitts perfectly to my mood
Bulb is boss
Awesome complete madness love it 10/10
Let me know if you want more! I have over a 100 songs by this band.
Fantastic.. I still thinking about... 'what those people singing?' ;D
This is Totla Mad.
Bobcat golthwait approved.
Misha was cool when he did drugs
Please please can this be in the Bulb archive releases
'ELLO, I'M GONNA SING YOU A SONG
@gimppower003 please upload them alll!
EPIC FUNNY SONG!!!
I am officially freaked out. Damn that shit was funny.
@Andrejispanickin I'm positive, I checked Misha's soundclick to be sure :)
@biggsdickley1563
4 жыл бұрын
MORE PLEASE
The intro fucking kills me everytime.
Funniest damn thing I've heard in a long time.
is this misha's vocals?
@x_tal.
5 жыл бұрын
Casey Sabol vocals
@gimppower003 MORE!
"Hello! I'm gonna sing you a song!"
Nada probablymatico
Bobcat Goldthwait, is that you?
Christmas No.1 for 2011?
@Rabidbadger011 lol. i was stoned when i put that lol
@ayanbanerjee9776
3 жыл бұрын
I am also stoned and youtube suggest me. 9 years ago you were stoned😂😂😂😂
2018?
@ayanbanerjee9776
3 жыл бұрын
2020
Misha Mansoor
4:34 could have sworn I was listening to Psyopus.
I want a new set of drums.....
@Andrejispanickin I don't think it sounds like Casey at all. :P
Plot twist: It was not a Mariah Carey cover
Isn't it Jake Veredika on vocals? I found a Jake Veredika torrent years ago, and this was in it.
@deadeyes2803
6 жыл бұрын
chris baretto
@lateralusDan
6 жыл бұрын
Slashbag69 it is Misha himself
@calamtransgression9264
6 жыл бұрын
Deadeyes X it's casey sabol
@calamtransgression9264
6 жыл бұрын
Danilo Gentile it's casey sabol
@calamtransgression9264
6 жыл бұрын
Casey sabol best singer periphery's had!
@Veredika I see what you did there....
@falconthrustVI They made me lose my lunch in my pants. In a good way.
Ima post some lyrics
@jacosmith86 I'm still laughing after like a billion listens XD
Who sings this? Is it Casey sabol?
rantrantrantrantrant
divine heresy?? :O
Misha
Why does the ending remind me of Naked City? ROFL
@gimppower003 Are you sure this is Jake? It sounds a bit like Casey to me =s
@gimppower003 isnt it one man band ?
Better vocals than Spence-suh.
@gimppower003 dude, i want moooore!!! please :D
Hum, do you understand a words he says ? I just needed the lyrics to get it
@wslx0195 Jake Veredika
where can i found the lyrics?
whos sings it though?
@jacosmith86 I couldn't hold myself at the autistic kid part...
This band made me crap my pants! I enjoy the crap in my pantss!!!
which singer did this one? hahaha
AAAAAAAAAHHAHAHHAHAHA THIS SHIT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY
Casey saybol best singer periphery's had!!! Look up his solo stuff and tae
hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaa
hahaha WTF?!
Meatwad?