I shamelessly wait for these videos every week

@mirumotsuyasuke8327

3 жыл бұрын

Don't be ashamed hentai girl.

@18sznz

3 жыл бұрын

Proudly

@TheSlavChef

3 жыл бұрын

SHAME!

@ethanmejia1167

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@naormichaeli6775

3 жыл бұрын

Same here.

Joshua: “Makes perfect calzones” Me: “Eats apple in sadness”

@sultan42069

3 жыл бұрын

i can sadly relate

@Txllxn

3 жыл бұрын

My dog: eats me in sadness

@rustyexe9378

3 жыл бұрын

Apples are so delicious tho!

@TheSlavChef

3 жыл бұрын

make apple calzones next time!

@degrassifangirl101

3 жыл бұрын

But low key an apple sound so good right lmao

The calzone ratios. 80% air. 10% filling. 10% sauce.

@hmmmmm...193

3 жыл бұрын

True

@madeforfun101

3 жыл бұрын

Like chips

@jeffersonderrickson5371

3 жыл бұрын

there is at least a 5% scald off taste buds in there too.

@morfeyy-

3 жыл бұрын

20% concentrated power of will.

@EWAMILENAP

3 жыл бұрын

80% air gets the job done!

Joshua Weissman: Slowly converting this generation over to the metric system.

@allroundlad

Ай бұрын

Rest of the world outside US: Let us introduce ourselves, I don't believe we've met yet.

This is the most appealing thumbnail I’ve seen in a long time papu. Sheeeit looks fire

@solozaur

3 жыл бұрын

*papa

@terencemusicsteelpan3311

3 жыл бұрын

Hello

@valerioskonosov6609

3 жыл бұрын

Papu in Greek is Grandad. So if your Dad ain't a fan then you don't have the privilege to be calling 'papa' that way xD

@TheSlavChef

3 жыл бұрын

1:19 the finger play though....

@jyotiradityasatpathy3546

3 жыл бұрын

Cringe

"this is what the first one should have tasted like " , josh but betters himself

@sweetiepie9440

3 жыл бұрын

That’s why he’s a great chef, he finds ways to improve it 🙏 a great lesson we can all learn

@zammymaeindog4459

3 жыл бұрын

He should be doing series josh but better😂✌🏻

@deadfr0g

3 жыл бұрын

Josh glaring at himself in the mirror: “I f***ing DARE you.”

@anirudharun7683

3 жыл бұрын

@@deadfr0g hahahahahaha nice 😂😂😂

@bradsommers9153

3 жыл бұрын

It's called the BUTT BUTTER series dummy

I made this recipe three times. THIS IS THE BEST dough recipe that I have ever tried. It works equally as well for an open pizza as for calzone. The sauce became my staple as well. Thank you so much!

@mbcrecords2356

Жыл бұрын

actually there are some sidenotes, dont use warm water. This will result the dough from rising to quick what will result in a loss of flavor. Also its conmplete bullshit to kneed the dough for only 2 minutes, this will make the dough less easy to digest.

thanks for the great recipe! I've made this so many times now, it's so easy to put together & tastes incredible. a perfect weeknight dinner

"You know what else is a gaping hole filled with cheese?" Don't call me out like that

@evasionefiscalegang

3 жыл бұрын

Dude

@diyabobbynair5475

3 жыл бұрын

hol up XD

@thursday3973

3 жыл бұрын

...

@chrilborn4138

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@DutchKirby

3 жыл бұрын

@@chrilborn4138 thanks bro

"you know what else has a gaping hole full of cheese?" Me, eating shredded cheese from the bag:

@thomassiggaardandersen6759

3 жыл бұрын

You are valid.

@jet_star2783

3 жыл бұрын

@@thomassiggaardandersen6759 yes

@talibalghafri9544

3 жыл бұрын

@@jet_star2783 yes

@brettcox5548

3 жыл бұрын

This had to be his best transition into b roll

@cvmfriends

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

I really appreciate that you say it’s the way YOU like it best, and not that’s it’s the way it should be done.

just finished making these and they look amazing. I can't wait to try them.

"You know what else is a gaping hole filled with cheese?" KZread demonetization algorithm -ENGAGED

@AngelaMerici12

3 жыл бұрын

😆 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

@dysmas1

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahah. Comment win

@TheSlavChef

3 жыл бұрын

hahahahahahaah

@AdrianaBarron1

3 жыл бұрын

Was definitely a surprise line for me haha

@piggybuster_yt1808

3 жыл бұрын

Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment: rn 43 subs

"but if you only have an onion" somewhere far away, You Suck At Cooking is smirking

@TheSlavChef

3 жыл бұрын

i see you are a man of culture as well.

@rrrrrfffff

3 жыл бұрын

Yes! I was thinking this Set your onion to 5-hundoooo

@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley

3 жыл бұрын

I instantly said, "Oh, an Undo?"

@CarlaAndAlexP90X

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha this made me too happy

@abby_5664

3 жыл бұрын

yess i thought i was the only one who watched you suck at cooking and josh too, who do you like better

When you speak Spanish and when he adds the accent all he’s saying is “underwear”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@starrymara

3 жыл бұрын

PLSSSSS EVEN IN ARABIC!??😭😭😭

@donutchan8114

3 жыл бұрын

Its one of those foods I dont like saying because I can't unthink that its underwear thats full of pizza 🤢 love eating pizza empanadas tho. (Not joking about not wanting to say it)

@catalinavalderas1542

3 жыл бұрын

@@donutchan8114 pizza empanada from now on

@andreamoro8543

3 жыл бұрын

hahaha

@TheAllMightyGodofCod

3 жыл бұрын

@@starrymara in Arabic at least Tunisian Arabic "Baguete Darcie" hum........so delicious!

This is delicious! It tasted like it came from a pizzeria. My family was impressed. Thank you so much for sharing this recipe!

I'm the italian who's saying "molto bene!!" 😂 That looks sooo bomb!

@katatonic726

3 жыл бұрын

Siiiii, che vero! Lol. My broken italian comment is floating somewhere in the comment section 🤣 american-italian ova here... i try 😅

@evasionefiscalegang

3 жыл бұрын

non andrò a mentire, quel calzone è bello

@katatonic726

3 жыл бұрын

@@evasionefiscalegang É soprendenteee 🤩 ho fame 😑

@loooongneck

3 жыл бұрын

Di molto!

@michaelzhang7098

3 жыл бұрын

Freezer Boi is that, is that a, a

Josh: “It’s simple ingredients, so don’t yell at me!” Also Josh: Alright start by combining the hydrogen and oxygen to make your water.

@WiktoriasKitchen

3 жыл бұрын

Dying over here, so trueeee!

@hifriede8581

3 жыл бұрын

Josh "its simple ingredients" Josh "uses simple ingredients" Comment section "SimPle IngrReDIanTs"

@liamoconnor1473

3 жыл бұрын

I'm telling you he is becoming frank from Epicurious

@TheRealEncy

3 жыл бұрын

Alright, Let Me Get My Salt... Wait I Don't Have One.

I made this sauce for homemade pizza and it was awesome! Thanks for the recipe, Josh!

I absolutely love your vids I save almost all of them to try out you have simple recipes and as a single dad it's so nice to have a channel like this thank you for your amazing videos

"If you only have an onion..." *You Suck at Cooking wants to know your location*

@thatpopppunkkidd

3 жыл бұрын

This is exactly what I was thinking

@-MAXY-

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get it can you explain please (I don't watch the other chanel)

@zachariahkindle8926

3 жыл бұрын

Came here to say this too! @@-MAXY- One of the 'You Suck at Cooking' reappearing gags is "set your onion to 350°" or something like that, similar to Josh's "Whisky Business"

@-MAXY-

3 жыл бұрын

@@zachariahkindle8926 Ah gotcha lol, I'll give them a watch 😂

@darrylreyes5977

3 жыл бұрын

Everybody should see YSAC .

Josh after eating his own Calzones is just like a cat after eating catnips.

@tortuga_gris

3 жыл бұрын

As a spanish speaker the wording of this sentence is so funny lol (calzones means panties)

@bar111a.5

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHA

@HaydenF870

3 жыл бұрын

@@tortuga_gris omg lol😂

@Epicmonk117

3 жыл бұрын

for a brief moment I read that as "a cat after eating cantrips"

@Epicmonk117

3 жыл бұрын

@@tortuga_gris goddammit...

Tried it your way (basically) and it was good. Especially liked you treatment of the dough prior to rolling and filling. Thanks!

these are seriously the most entertaining cooking videos ever. I can watch and learn how to cook amazing things and still be laughing my ass off. keep it up!!!!!

Somewhere in the distance, Ben Wyatt is celebrating a victory for calzone lovers everywhere

@daniellecroce7

3 жыл бұрын

Are those calzones? I LOVE CALZONES

@daniellecroce7

3 жыл бұрын

Also accurate ^ bc I am a starte auditor with a passionate love of calzones

"The Calzone Gape...." I am subscribed because you ride that fine line.

I really enjoy watching your videos, very entertaining and I can tell that you are a great Chef. Your videos make me wanna cook

I love your videos so much! You really make these as entertaining as possible.

I showed this to my Italian grandma and she said and I quote “ I want to squish his little face! He is doing Italy a good service!” 😅 lol

@raddar5271

3 жыл бұрын

Sure Jan...

@ProjectBlackweather

3 жыл бұрын

If your Grandma was actually Italian/Actually existed she'd have berated him for not tearing an air vent hole.

@asgrahim9164

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, right. This didn't happen. When presented with something even slightly different to what they're used to, Italians will explode into a 30 minute rant on why you're wrong.

@piggybuster_yt1808

3 жыл бұрын

Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment: rn 43 subs

@baamnim2713

3 жыл бұрын

@@asgrahim9164 well there are mostly hot headed moms in their 40/50 commenting on cooking videos so i'm not surprised about our reputation, but I would greatly appreciate if you didn't exaggerate our reactions so much 0w0 With that said, have a great day~

Day 24 of asking Josh to make a series where he shows us his gone wrongs, and talks about what can go wrong when making his recipes, especially for complicated ones

@c.9858

3 жыл бұрын

But isn’t the thing to do when you go wrong in a dish is just make it again but make sure you don’t mess up again

@redhakii5141

3 жыл бұрын

@@c.9858 idk man, some people cant afford to restart a multiple day dish. Most people are making it for food, and possible could be feeding families. Which is why the idea of showing all the mistakes and what goes wrong along with why will be more usefull.

@piggybuster_yt1808

3 жыл бұрын

Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment: rn 43 subs

@redhakii5141

3 жыл бұрын

@@piggybuster_yt1808 yeah well hopefully that 43 goes down to a 0

One of my favorite comfort foods! Never made it myself this doesn't seem as intimidating now I'll have to try it out

just made ours and used your recipe and technique for the dough. Perfect thank you.

when you put in the pizza stone my first thought was "wow, that's a thick tortilla"

@abby_5664

3 жыл бұрын

samee

@renekiesow9314

3 жыл бұрын

duuuuude im dead xDD

As a half Italian, I applaud you on this dish. Having said that, you’re lucky Nonna didn’t see you drop that food, cause that’s a slap with the wooden spoon 😂

@madelinebaumann8987

3 жыл бұрын

Right!!! I grew up making these and cannoli's almost every Sunday. Never heard anyone else talk about Tippo before Josh and I was sold once he brought it out.

@2wenty7

Жыл бұрын

🤌

Loved the chaotic energy. Made me smile ☺

Thank you Joshua for this recipe. My fiance and me absolutely loved it😋. Especially the sauce 🤩

Josh really needs to make a towel that has his little smily face on it. This way, when he makes bread, he still gets the smiley face, but without using plastic :)

@amankadi7112

3 жыл бұрын

Omgggg yessss

@TheSlavChef

3 жыл бұрын

1:19 the finger play though....

@tashfiatahani5763

3 жыл бұрын

@blv stop it

"The calzones…betrayed me?!? Never again guys. As God as my witness, they’re dead to me."

@NationalSecurityAgencyUS

3 жыл бұрын

A P&R REFERENCE? IN MY JOSHUA WEISSMAN VIDEO?!

@BrokenCDprodux

3 жыл бұрын

@@NationalSecurityAgencyUS gtfo

This channel is quickly becoming my new favorite watch on my morning commute

I made this over the weekend. Followed the recipe as best I could (all purpose flour instead of 00). When I baked them though, they didn't puff at all. Still delicious.

"onion" Looks like someone's been watching too much YSAC

This is looking even better than The Lo-Cal Calzone Zone

@anasshasnaoui8043

3 жыл бұрын

U deserve a like

@acandrea

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@danielleza908

3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment lol

@korndud

3 жыл бұрын

i don't know. would it really get the wyatt stamp of approval?

@NakulKrishna

2 жыл бұрын

@@korndud any calzone would

you made my day better, thank you Joshua.

Yours looks delish with that nice crunch to the crust. I made mine vegetarian with just a little chunky sauce inside, topped with seasoned spinach, ricotta, and Parmesan. Very yummy !

"CAL ZOOOONE AY" The Caribbean in me: "so a giant paté then"

@alinan4320

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@victoriaelizabeth295

3 жыл бұрын

Lol saying

@edy2982

3 жыл бұрын

that’s what I was thinking 🗿

@piggybuster_yt1808

3 жыл бұрын

Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment: rn 43 subs

@robohippy

3 жыл бұрын

A giant empanada, or pasty for the UK, or perogi where ever they are from...

My standard filling for calzones has always included a mix of seasoned ricotta (ricotta, egg, garlic, red pepper flakes, oregano etc.) Mozzarella, a little Parmesan and any pre-cooked meats/veggies you want, (pre-cooked to reduce moisture.) And, one should always score/slash the top to vent steam. Internal empty space in your calzone is a bad thing. I never use sauce inside either, only as a side or accompaniment. Trapping steam inside leads to a soggy calzone. What you have made here, in my opinion, is an Italian-style hot pocket. Looks good though...

@jennycook9923

5 күн бұрын

What he has made is a Stromboli. To be a Calozone means it contains ricotta & no sauce.

I've been living in Italy for more than 5 years and I have to say that the calzone looks really nice. I would love seeing you to try a fried calzone, for me that dish is immaculate incredible

is so yummy whyyy i watch this video before my brakfast ahh so i must cookies this like right now yum!!THANK YOU Joshua

still looking for the cookbook called "A Weissman Once Said"

@steveloge8119

3 жыл бұрын

Bump

@Kickassninja35

3 жыл бұрын

Yesss we need thissss

@ZoeClaire

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@Annie1962

3 жыл бұрын

just stop, He seriously is getting tired of it

I love how he gives SOO many alternative options instead of one option and one option only.❤️😃

Gonna crank up my oven to 550 F and try this! Have not been disappointed in any of the food I’ve cooked so far from your channel / best distraction from the pandemic 😍

Netflix: Are you still watching? Someones daughter: 4:44

@eresthon

3 жыл бұрын

:'D lmao

@lordfarquaad960

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@pinkpanthersubliminals2753

3 жыл бұрын

I thought you randomly inserted an angel number but omfg 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@araara967

3 жыл бұрын

oh no u did not just.... 😂

*”that sounds rough, buddy.”* i’m sorry did he quote avatar 😦

As an italian, I've to say that I speak english exactly like you did. 10 mammamia points for you

I made this two days ago and it was glorious!

your videos soothe the core of my soul

Can we just appreciate the vibrato that Josh sings with the word cheese at 6:24. Absolutely angelic.

Perfect timing, I was in the mood for calzone.

I love your videos, your style and what you talk about! subscibed few months ago and I found out so many interesting things to make! Beautiful calzone you have there! Her ein Italy, belive it or not, I discovered a few places that refill calzone with pasta. Haven't tried yet, but probably will do!

Today I made your Calzone and was just fantastic thanks for you recipes

Ben Wyatt is drooling!

Ben from Parks & Rec approves this.

This is the most appealing thumbnail I’ve seen in a long time paper. Sheet looks fire

This was delicious. Made my dough in the bread maker. Wow soo good. I forgot to put cheese down first then meat but it was decliciois!

You’re videos are so nicely put together they give me peace when I’m sad. Thank you ❤️

Anyone else wondering about the clean up after? Just me? Ok..

@HussiAli123

3 жыл бұрын

One of the main reasons I dont Cook alot

@cloudyskiees

3 жыл бұрын

cleanup is the only thing keeping me from cooking complicating dishes and baking every day 😂

@crawlingfingers

3 жыл бұрын

Stop trying to be funny.

@audreygreenwell2359

3 жыл бұрын

We want a clean up video Better yet clean up b-roll

@TheSlavChef

3 жыл бұрын

1:19 the finger play though....

Looks fantastic 😃 l love it

i love watching your videos, even though i never make food with your recipe, you are very fun and the food you make looks very delicious, terimakasih from Indonesian

YSAC viewers are like: “Yeah. Onion. What of it?”

@azyfloof

3 жыл бұрын

"What the hell is an 'Oven'?"

@auerbacher69

3 жыл бұрын

yessss i'm not the only one

@anirudhviswanathan3986

3 жыл бұрын

@@azyfloof all we've heard are undos at four hundo.

@EmiDucky

3 жыл бұрын

Pepper pepper pepper

Loved the garlic just hanging out perfectly on the knife waiting for the olive oil bath.

I can’t wait till my Ooni Pro arrives in a few weeks! Calzones, pizzas, breads, oh my!

This is so good indeed!

Love your videos, so glad I found your channel!! Could you someday make a video on fast / budget vegetarian or vegan dishes for college students? Will be greatly appreciated :D

Advice from a typical Italian girl: MORE CHEESE. WAY MORE CHEESE. Also, I like this version with tomato outside, but put a little bit inside as well 😌

@callum493

3 жыл бұрын

I agree but on one condition. More Parmesan cheese.

@DocTrower1980

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed, although I like mine with ricotta.

@dixons05

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah this isn’t correct lol maybe American style but certainly not authentic Italian

Just made one of these. I can't believe it has taken me 30 years to try a calzone. It was incredible!

@OhItsKobi

2 жыл бұрын

I'm right there with you. I'm almost 28 and never had one!

I was watching for the direction, but I’m subscribing for the hilarious personality of the chef! Props on the content really original

You just made Ben Wyatt very happy with this recipe.

@ChaseMcCain81

3 жыл бұрын

That’s what I was thinking.

I seriously wanna see you and Gordon Ramsay collab. Uncle Roger x Gordon as well lmao MSGEEEEEEE

@DogmaGirlAD

3 жыл бұрын

Yes please!

@terencemusicsteelpan3311

3 жыл бұрын

Yes 😂

@lordken33

3 жыл бұрын

These guys are no where close to Gordon’s level...these guys are very good home cooks, Gordon is fine dining

@p.scuperus7330

3 жыл бұрын

@@lordken33 I want to remind you of the fact that Joshua worked at Uchiko, which is a really nice restaurant.

@TenaciousTheSketcher

3 жыл бұрын

I like Uncle Rodger, but he is a gimmick who would be completely lost in a fine dining setting. Joshua might be too goofy and awkward in a serious Gordon Ramsey video.

Thank you so much for using the metric system. And Celsius. 🙏❤️😘

David Seymour said its phenomenal, like he literally has nothing negative to say about it. And now I want one 😭😭

Quote of the video: “you wanna know what else has a gaping hole filled with cheese?”

@ceebad8985

3 жыл бұрын

No.

@MrBigdaddyrand

3 жыл бұрын

@@ceebad8985 you’ve probably never left a hole gaping and filled with cheese.

@ceebad8985

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrBigdaddyrand 😔

@IcyJane

3 жыл бұрын

b roll

@aigeee

3 жыл бұрын

lol

Josh: extra virgin olive oil Me: *so this olive oil hasn’t even had a kiss.*

@edenland2961

3 жыл бұрын

I love that😂

I made this for the first time and it was fantastic

That looks so good.

“The Calzone Gape”. That got me 😂

@bjornronaldson6017

3 жыл бұрын

Almost spit my coffee

3:23 best part of the video 😂

Looks amazing!!!!!

never seen such an entertaining cookshow

At this point I feel like we're all living in his cupboard and he talks to us only once a week (to feed us also 😂)

I’ve come here to spread the word about the perfection that is Ordinary Sausage, please Papa collab with this beautiful man

@aura8808

3 жыл бұрын

Ong yess

Haven't even watched it yet, but I let out a massive sigh of relief when I saw you had a video when it popped up in my search lol

Looks great!

The Italian plural is "calzoni", it would only be "calzones" if it was a Spanish word 😉

@martinrunner4687

3 жыл бұрын

Which it is, it means under wear :)

@MissGiselleMarie

3 жыл бұрын

@@martinrunner4687 no it doesn't, its short for pants. the spelling is even wrong and the pronunciatio is different too.

@miguelangelmatos8050

3 жыл бұрын

@@MissGiselleMarie calzón and calzones are spanish words (not saying that they have anything to do with the italian word or food) and they mean underwear.

@user-xu7wz1jj8l

2 жыл бұрын

كلسوني

@docmidna1076

2 жыл бұрын

Correct grammarly. And "Calzoni" in italian means "trousers", a bit old-fashioned word :-) but the pizza-calzone refers exactly to that.

My Local Pizza Place Just Folded Now they serve Calzones.

@plumbranch2493

3 жыл бұрын

You talking about papa John's papadias lol

@hamarabhai78

3 жыл бұрын

man have I started to hate u

Awesome recipe !

this is the first papa's video i watch and i was immediately hooked

Who wants to guess that the ysac fans lost their sh*t when Joshua said “onion” instead of oven

@auerbacher69

3 жыл бұрын

yesss am ysac fan lost mind

@piggybuster_yt1808

3 жыл бұрын

Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment: rn 43 subs

@gala3y_523

3 жыл бұрын

@@piggybuster_yt1808 stop

Josh in Chicago pizza: “in my understanding of pizza the sauce shouldn’t go on top Josh here:

Great video, man!

Okay, great! Love it!