"the woman steps forward and unsheathes a realass goddamn sword" i love her already

@Pasunpuffin

4 жыл бұрын

How could you not? Precious!

@YeahAlright1983

4 жыл бұрын

Love her straightforward demeanor

@sketch4846

4 жыл бұрын

*”and points it at them.”*

@dragon2218

4 жыл бұрын

"Whoa!! Is that a realass goddamn sword?!" "We do not get paid enough to deal with realass goddamn swords!"

@DonatelloKavehrsace

4 жыл бұрын

Tina percycious

I feel like a gun is less scary than a *R E A L A S S G O D D A M N S W O R D*

@Bluecho4

4 жыл бұрын

Point of fact: it literally is, in this universe. Quote: "It's a good thing guns aren't lethal, and only do low impact damage."

@Gloomdrake

4 жыл бұрын

Bluecho4 Why would you feel the need to say that?

@anomaly_7993

4 жыл бұрын

“Dear god she swore”

@LunaMinuna

4 жыл бұрын

Bluecho4 (cough cough persona)

@milktea5119

4 жыл бұрын

@@anomaly_7993 And I dont feel bad about it!

Cop mom cop mom cop mom.

@aawallace98

4 жыл бұрын

soup dad soup dad gold uncle gold uncle

@skylander-kh3tx

4 жыл бұрын

Sheep beef beef sheep beef beef sheep

@aundersave

4 жыл бұрын

Sheep Brother Sheep Brother Beef Brother

@kontrol42

4 жыл бұрын

Gold uncle gold uncle gold uncle gold uncle

@kittyosha326

4 жыл бұрын

Barrier boy barrier boy barrier boy barrier boy BARRIER boy

“Eats the same breakfast each morning at 6 AM. A slice of bread and a glass of water. On holidays she adds butter ... to the water.”

@untitleduck9623

4 жыл бұрын

That seems pretty CE to me

@ashedraisin3189

4 жыл бұрын

I’m probably gonna try out the butter water during the holiday and see how much i get to puke that holiday

@strixmix3541

4 жыл бұрын

Alright you know the drill, time to try butter water.

@weltfenos1021

4 жыл бұрын

@@untitleduck9623 ce?

@hoives4086

4 жыл бұрын

@@weltfenos1021 chaotic evil

I can’t believe the same woman that only has a cup of water and toast for breakfast, or butter water for holidays, also uses the term ‘real-ass goddamn sword’

@clayxros576

4 жыл бұрын

I think we have discovered why her stamina is so low

@fragmentedghost5391

4 жыл бұрын

*slice of bread not toast

@georgy2596

4 жыл бұрын

“Never underestimate a mundie!” The mundie has *Maximum stamina*

@metal3978

3 жыл бұрын

@@georgy2596 He's inscribed it's just that his inscription is the word used for normal (mundie)

@gangsterwoomy9695

3 жыл бұрын

@@metal3978 nah, howie’s a mundie. And he’s still the 2nd strongest character statwise somehow

Percy does not know what food is. She was the best character from the moment she said “yes this is police.”

@RuokQt

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my god it was her?? I didn't notice wow XD

@dr.ducttape2161

4 жыл бұрын

@@RuokQt She's always been the voice behind the phone!

@darkix3455

3 жыл бұрын

Percy being Percy I’m surprised that she didn’t question a little girl saying “I’d like to go to jail”

@susamogus8331

2 жыл бұрын

@@RuokQt yea her being behind the phone was how she knew to go to the museum

@PureGoldNeverCorrodes

2 жыл бұрын

@@darkix3455 she didn’t have time.

Have you never supped on the pinéd cone? It's really quite simple. You just have to know the right way to M I L K the cone.

@cowsarefabulous2946

4 жыл бұрын

NEVER SAY THOSE WORDS EVER AGAIN!!

@kitkatkid1399

4 жыл бұрын

Please never speak those words in that order ever again

@foxophonist4542

4 жыл бұрын

This has become my favorite line in A L L of history.

@SwaggerSonic

4 жыл бұрын

Andrew Stephenson That is my absolute favorite line in the entire show

@justiceiria869

4 жыл бұрын

i don't get what is joke, please enlighten me

"Goodness, what brand of crayons are those?! I certainly hope children aren't buying them... Or worse, Consuming them!" "The crayons of debauchery, then. What a fiendish weapon to conceal beneath the facade of childlike innocence." "HE'S CONSUMED THE DEBAUCHERY!" -Percival King

@georgy2596

4 жыл бұрын

Percivel: guess you need a blackened heart to use a blackened weapon Zora: These are Orange

@harlowitter3060

3 жыл бұрын

*She. Love. Children.* 😍

@farrahwaylande7159

3 жыл бұрын

@@georgy2596 orange IS the new black.

@bonniefazman9065

2 жыл бұрын

Poor Percy, now scared of potential evil crayons.

@Artsy_Fella

Жыл бұрын

You forgot "FACE THE CRAYONS OF CRIME FELON"

percy wasnt expecting any real ass god damn tea.

@harlowitter3060

4 жыл бұрын

And she didn't know Car Crash was a real ass god damn Bonsai Blaster.

@mollyblyndeff9076

4 жыл бұрын

@betaPoltergeist “I don’t have time to play around detective.”

@cookielavender35

4 жыл бұрын

Nah Don't feel like it perhaps she’d put some real ass goddamn butter on the tea?

@leolionheart3982

4 жыл бұрын

Nah Don't feel like it that be too much real ass god damned work

@Loredogs

4 жыл бұрын

Neither do I excepted.

*HE'S CONSUMED THE DEBAUCHERY!* Edit: Holy shit, why is this one comment so popular?

@thatdieguy5310

4 жыл бұрын

777: the holy number, i must not change it.

@I_Stole_Your_Toast

3 жыл бұрын

Because its funny

@dumpsockpuppet5619

2 жыл бұрын

"I am hilarious and you will quote everything i say" - Nappa, Dragon Ball Z Abridged

I adored Percy from the first time she showed up, but I think it was when she cried, "HE'S CONSUMED THE DEBAUCHERY!!" that I knew I was in love. XD

@skylander-kh3tx

4 жыл бұрын

My favorite part

@andrewstephenson5825

4 жыл бұрын

It was they way the image of her stretched and shook dramatically that really got me when she said that.

@TheSpencermacdougall

3 жыл бұрын

For me, it was the line "Real ass god damn sword"

@korbinadams5360

3 жыл бұрын

I have never really been a fan of the lawful characters but the fact that the creator was able to make me like Percy as much as I do just helps me realize how good the writing is and how amazing the show is.

@jethiliusavalar6449

2 жыл бұрын

My favourite part is her going "boing-oing-oing". Too adorable

"Please, bask in the glow of my hut." "It's quite alright. Continue with your threat." "Boiiiiing" "A sombering reminder of how many have been failed by our society." "A small joke at grammers expense. ... I have now broken the ice." Percy is best girl and no one can convince me otherwise.

@thebiolibrary5572

4 жыл бұрын

The less serious, the better the character. Zora suddenly turned worse when she tried to dial Percy and Ramsey’s ages to death with Percy’s RAGD-Sword.

@lunarrobot9714

4 жыл бұрын

@@thebiolibrary5572 honestly that's the vibe I got too. Zora has cool powers and overall design, but when she went crazy and was like "I'mma kill you all" I was like whoa. Slow down that edge.

@thebigsad6484

4 жыл бұрын

HE’S CONSUMED THE DEBOCHERY (I think that’s how u spell it)

@stellam8936

4 жыл бұрын

Crystal wolf 88 *Debauchery

@pandagamer-hg5be

4 жыл бұрын

*M o l l y*

Every time I try to do a voice for a female guard in D&D I have to stop myself from going to Percy, it's all I can think of.

@sarafontanini7051

4 жыл бұрын

but its perfect

@Bluecho4

4 жыл бұрын

Why would you hold back, tho? Percy's voice is PERFECT.

@Bladez10

4 жыл бұрын

"You are all obviously untrustworthy individuals; however, it would seem I have rolled the lower die roll for your deception; therefore, I believe everything you have just told me."

@JustSomeGuy71

4 жыл бұрын

Someone make all these characters in dnd PLEASE

@oddacity5883

4 жыл бұрын

Dude, Epiphet Erased is adapted from a tabletop campaign

My friend said he didn't like Percy's character. I pulled a fake ass God damn sword. I hit him with it. It did 2 dmg

@caranielsen1306

3 жыл бұрын

Just hit them 13 times, they’ll regret saying that about Percy’s character

@mingpomai

3 жыл бұрын

Noted

@articfoxfan9899

3 жыл бұрын

I did the same but now the guy won't move.

@blinkachu05

3 жыл бұрын

This is why you invest in REAL ASS God damn sword.

@user-zk4df9sf9f

3 жыл бұрын

I am subscribing to you for this I-

“Their names or prefered extra-curricular activities” Giovanni: I’M GIOVANNI POTAGE WHEN IT COMES TO BASEBALL, I CAN’T BE BEAT!

@dreamer1292

4 жыл бұрын

flamethrower does male cheer leading

@mangamanzx

4 жыл бұрын

Giovanni is also fond of knitting

@thebiolibrary5572

4 жыл бұрын

dreamer129 didn’t flamethrower get knocked out?

@professornope4792

4 жыл бұрын

Metal Kingdom Productions yep

@dreamer1292

4 жыл бұрын

@@thebiolibrary5572 yeah but he is alive nd still part of the team

"I don't believe I have ever been to Canada! Mysteries upon mysteries." The way she says this line literally. Murders me. I love Percy so much.

@flairr7743

4 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: in Epithet erased, Canada is a city! Not a country!

@minskghoul

4 жыл бұрын

@@flairr7743 Considering it's mean 'village' in Laurentian language, seems about right.

@Dragonflier001

Жыл бұрын

Not just a city. The capital city of Australia.

“Take that well, for instance. There’s nothing *[WELL]* about it.” Stamina: ⭐️ Proficiency: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Creativity: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Humor: -⭐️

@sol8449

4 жыл бұрын

She’s . . . trying

@darkmoon2503

4 жыл бұрын

"A little humor at grammar's expense... I have now broken the ice."

@Katlove687

4 жыл бұрын

Me: *that moment when you realize you're the only one laughing*

@georgy2596

4 жыл бұрын

Not even one circle. Can we talk about that mondie that has max stamina? “NOOOOOOO! I PROMISED MYSELF I WOULD WORK MYSELF TO DEATH BEFORE THE AGE OF 35!”

@chrisnewfield4853

3 жыл бұрын

You had a minor typo. You meant to say Humor: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"Zora spits on her palm and extends her hand" "Percy spits on Zora's palm as well, as a show of good faith" Zora: Alright! Close enough absolute gold

@DrMDHyde

2 жыл бұрын

At first it as just comedy, then Ramsey look at it.

well, guns in this universe are non-lethal and only cause minor blunt damage so it would make sense that a "realass goddamn sword" would terrify many.

@pqbdwmnu

3 жыл бұрын

At first I thought Zora just used rubber bullets as to, you know, not kill her quarry, but I guess bullets are about as effective in this series as in Jojo

@U.Inferno

3 жыл бұрын

According to Word of God, "Real ass God damn" is an adjective used to describe weapons that can actually kill people.

@DrMDHyde

2 жыл бұрын

@@U.Inferno Oh so if someone had a “Real ass godamn gun” I could pop a cap in a mfer and they’d die.

@totallynotaferret

2 жыл бұрын

IT'S TERRIFYING ANYWAY!! Like, you see someone pull a gun "Oh no!" BUT A FUCKJING SWORD!? You KNOW their gonna pull some fantasy shit

Never in my life have I expected a lawful good character to be this entertaining.

@clayxros576

4 жыл бұрын

Just gotta give them low intelligence and know how to abuse that excuse.

@ASquared544

3 жыл бұрын

ClayXros *low wisdom Percy is very intelligent. But not very wise, for sure. She may also have a low Charisma, but that highly debatable.

@HellishSpoon

3 жыл бұрын

If you take personality traits to extreme you can get entertaining results

@johnseymore4774

3 жыл бұрын

That’s the secret: Lawful Good is actually the BEST alignment.

Percy is the lawful good Mum everyone wants and everyone needs.

@pitioti

3 жыл бұрын

We need more Percy in our world X3

>"On holidays, she adds butter" >"To the water"

@leeakers4106

4 жыл бұрын

That is chaotic evil behaiviour

"Yes hello, it is me, ms. Fuzz" is one of my favorite lines

My favorite character in Epithet Erased is...every character. But Percy is absolutely precious, and too pure for this sinful earth (or this corrupt, _corrupt_ law enforcement profession).

@harlowitter3060

4 жыл бұрын

Molly is precious baby child too💕

@Bluecho4

4 жыл бұрын

@@harlowitter3060 Absolutely. Molly is precious baby. Must protecc.

@mollyblyndeff9076

4 жыл бұрын

@Bluecho4 Thanks.. :3

@karlhyetravelerofworlds

4 жыл бұрын

I dislike kid puncher he tried to punch a defenseless child

@georgy2596

4 жыл бұрын

Can we talk about Epithets? We can all agree after some training Sundial is ultra op. Making a sword make you basically die moment it touches you is overpowered. And I’m guessing that at full power Zora can pull a Za Wardo

"My innocent youth has already been corrupted by bad guy proximity!" The single best line in Season 1, don't @ me

@WiisonicHedgehogGamer

4 жыл бұрын

@The_Aussie_Nerd

@Sonic62920

4 жыл бұрын

@@WiisonicHedgehogGamer You cheeky-

@oinkitysploink2213

4 жыл бұрын

What about "How are we supposed to beat up a small child with all of these thumbtacks in the way?"

@Sonic62920

4 жыл бұрын

@@oinkitysploink2213 That's certainly up there

@harlowitter3060

4 жыл бұрын

Percy: *NO!* 😥 I love Percy for wanting to protect innocence ❤️

6:24 HE'S CONSUMED THE DEBAUCHERY

@skylander-kh3tx

4 жыл бұрын

Favorite part

@deanfalkyn

4 жыл бұрын

@@skylander-kh3tx same!

@kaoreeperry5561

4 жыл бұрын

When someone eats a eraser in front of you

@falconstudios146

4 жыл бұрын

The sheer panic in her voice when she says that is priceless.

@nikonikoknees4488

4 жыл бұрын

Taken out of context this is *very* scary

This woman adds butter to her water. I love her so much

@ryanbarham8464

Жыл бұрын

Only on holidays.

Me and the boys getting up at 6am to eat some buttered water and bread

@flairr7743

4 жыл бұрын

Oh look, a marlow

"listen Mister Police Officer-" "Miss" "Oh! Oh oh my gosh i am *so* sorry" "It's quite alright, continue with your threat" Even criminals respect your pronouns

She’s as lawlful good as Zora is chaotic neutral

@cowboymagpie

4 жыл бұрын

giovanni is chaotic good

@untitleduck9623

4 жыл бұрын

She's as LG as I'm CE.

@sharkwaffle1582

4 жыл бұрын

So few of the bad guys actually have evil alignments

@clayxros576

4 жыл бұрын

I'd argue Zora is lawful evil. She follows her own honor code after all....somewhat. Chaotic Neutral is more like Indus.

@playtime1926

4 жыл бұрын

@@clayxros576 Indus is just stupid-good. He's a good person and very loyal but he's too trusting of Mera and doesn't understand that she is evil.

Why must these characters be a better family for Molly than Molly's actual family?

@cowboymagpie

4 жыл бұрын

giovanni: soup dad sylvie: cow bro percy: cop mom ramsey: gold uncle mera: glass cousin indus: barrier cousin zora: garbage vodka aunt we got a whole family here

@clayxros576

4 жыл бұрын

@@cowboymagpie This is pretty accurate to everyone

@BirdOfTheEnd

4 жыл бұрын

I think Molly was close to snapping. Giovanni is the main reason why she hadn't broke.

@georgy2596

4 жыл бұрын

Giovanni actually cares about molly, that’s the best part. Oh and also his critical attack every 13 attacks. That part is pretty cool

@harlowitter3060

3 жыл бұрын

@@cowboymagpie your username sounds like a good name for Ramsey and Percy if they were a couple😆

I knew this character was going to be a treasure when she said "real-ass goddamn sword"

Oh Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling Edit: 420 likes.... Noice

@Damian-Hia

4 жыл бұрын

Someone animated it too

@Damian-Hia

4 жыл бұрын

twitter.com/rebecca_doodles/status/1214127706956283904?s=21 its on her twitter

@JoKeR-hh8rg

4 жыл бұрын

Derrin Errow well, I can see you two are busy, so im just gonna, (frantic sprinting)

Why is like, every line in this show memeable

@parjai97

4 жыл бұрын

Tis feels like a jojo parody

Dude, no wonder Percy doesn't have energy enough to use her epithet to fight criminals. She only eats a slice of bread with water every morning. Jokes aside, this is my favorite character.

@kaz3ei

Жыл бұрын

but on holidays she adds butter to the water ;]

@superradical8085

Жыл бұрын

@@kaz3ei Fancy ain't it?

Percy is so aggressively Lawful Good, she just comes out the other end of the chart as Chaotic Good. I don’t know why but it’s the best thing since sliced soup.

Hello, Police? *Hello, this is Police*

*”HE HAS CONSUMED THE DEBAUCHERY”*

I love how ridiculous she is in how serious she acts in response to things

Percival: "No effect! I suppose one needs a blackened heart to use a blackened weapon" Zora: "This is orange"

5:32 Ramsey: Look out, he's got Soup! Percy: MY GOD! The letters in that soup could be rearranged to form any number of messages! And sometimes knowledge is the MOST DANGEROUS WEAPON OF ALL!!!

@nikonikoknees4488

4 жыл бұрын

6:24 HES CONSUMED THE DUEBATCHERY

Percy is the perfect example of why intelligence and wisdom are different stats xD

Sorry but like, "Sorry, Mr police officer-" "Ms. Police officer" "Oh! Oh, I'm so sorry!" "Its quite alright, continue with your threat." Is one of the best interactions in this show.

"HE'S CONSUMED THE DEBAUCHERY" will forever be my favorite epithet erased quote

My God! He's....... *O L D .*

@shatteredglass6212

4 жыл бұрын

That's racist

*E G A D S* *S H E S W O R E*

@Bluecho4

4 жыл бұрын

AND I DON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT IT!

@artbunny9199

2 жыл бұрын

MY INNOCENT YOUTH HAS ALREADY BEEN CORRUPTED BY BAD GUY PROXIMITY

@ysabellaowo8850

2 жыл бұрын

NOo

You forgot the part where she drives away from dropping off Molly at the toy store and says, "what an adorable young sprog" 😍 that part is just too pure

Percy: Lawful good Ramsey: True neutral Zora: Lawful evil Giovanni and Indus: Chaotic neutral Molly: Lawful neutral Sylvie and Howie: Neutral good Bugsy and Arnold: Chaotic evil Mera: Neutral evil Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong but I feel like this is pretty accurate

@nekoqueen5524

4 жыл бұрын

I'd argue that Giovanni is Chaotic Good. I'd classify Giovanni that because of his dedication to his bois and the fact he didn't really do anything evil except maybe breaking into the museum and taking the amulet.

@VicEntity

4 жыл бұрын

I thought Howie was a True Neutral

@lilyfae7197

4 жыл бұрын

I’d say Molly is NG or CG. I think she’s be good tho. I think Giovanni is CG.

@epheoko

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like Molly is neutral good, she turned to the life of "crime" and enjoyed it pretty easily

@gwynnedwards4717

4 жыл бұрын

I think Ramsey is chaotic neutral. He’s affected by things around him, and does stuff only for his benefit. Also, every lawful good paladin needs a chaotic neutral rouge and Ramsey fits that perfectly.

True love doesn't exi-- Percy: *Exists* Holy shit! O//O

@themask3793

3 жыл бұрын

Her real name is Sandra Espinosa👍🔥❤️

Zora:*sorry that she destroyed Percy’s peashooter present* Also Zora:*not sorry she probably hurt and maybe killed lots of people*

@Saiavinn

4 жыл бұрын

It's about the _message,_ not the people...

@auroragamer1

3 жыл бұрын

She hurt and maybe killed either lots of criminals (as a bounty hunter) or for (what she thinks is) the greater good (as a terrorist). In other words, she always had a reason or justification. Destroying that gun, though? Petty and mean.

@onerosegrowing936

4 ай бұрын

We know how sentimental Zora is about her guns. This shouldn't be surprising.

5:17 boing! That was so cute 💗💕⭐️

@cowboymagpie

4 жыл бұрын

boioioing!

@gqaso

2 жыл бұрын

JSJSHNANAIWBS I LOVE HER ❤️💕💞💘💘💖💕💖❣️💞💖💘💝

Percy is the *actual* purest bean of the show and she is adorable.

she takes a bite into the *[SNACK]*

@lindylou538

3 жыл бұрын

"Have a H O N E Y E D S N A C K

She is so monotone especially when in combat that it often adds to her humor especially with the "Boing" at 5:17 . Also when she gets especially worked up she sounds like Pearl.

“Listen- Mr.Police Officer-“ “Miss” “Oh! O-Oh my gosh I’m so sorry

@Emerald__Ace

4 жыл бұрын

Gotta respect them pronouns no matter how evil you are.

@galacticgila219

4 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah! If the League Of Villains and the Banzai Blasters can respect pronouns- so can actual people!

5:17 “boiyoing” doctor, I believe I’m in love 😍

shout out to Percy for being one of the only cops - fictitious or otherwise - that I respect and would trust

8:52 "Oh Danny boy, the pipes. The pipes are calling..." what a p a s s i o n a t e line delivery.

I was so surprised by Percival. I was not expecting her to be my favorite. She's an awesome character.

The smug face and delivery of molly’s ‘real ass goddamn sword’ always makes me chuckle Also Percy’s semi deadpan semi living PSA delivery is the reason she’s one of my favourite characters

She's such a mom.

I think that "Your cop is showing" "Oh, sorry" is a super underrated line honestly, shit busted my guy first time I heard it

0:45 that's the most real sounding "no" I've ever heard in my entire history of voice acting.

@QuiGonJohn1999

3 жыл бұрын

When Percy realizes that her first line was “Hello this is the police” while Giovannis was “GREETINGS SWEET JAZZ MUSEUM”

i will never get over percy, in part because pretty lady. But also she's got such a specific and really well executed comedic appeal. Like she's so straight laced she's inadvertently a clown

Best character in the show

@wingedbluj1674

4 жыл бұрын

My favorite has got to be Ramsey "Little tip from a professional appraiser: Pure gold never corrodes, but it does make a pretty good conductor."

@archaicfalcon4898

4 жыл бұрын

Winged BluJ appraiser

@wingedbluj1674

4 жыл бұрын

@@archaicfalcon4898 thank you

@cowboymagpie

4 жыл бұрын

car crash is still best character m8

@ladictator6920

4 жыл бұрын

Well not if GIOVANNI POTAGE will have something to say on the subject!

percy needs to become molly’s mom. Giovanni is the dad. Ramsey is the uncle.

@TheChillAndWeirdBeing

4 жыл бұрын

I agree with that statement

She adds butter to her water *I wish I was surprised*

I love the "boioioing" as she jumps

“Oh Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling.” I felt that

all of the characters are so polite, i wish real life was like this. we need more people like percy!

I have no idea what “Oh Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling” is, but the way Percy said it with little to no emotion just cracks me up

alternate title: Literally every second Percival King is on screen

i love her

Thank you for my life, Jello Apocalypse

Percy is hands down my favorite character. She's fuckin adorable

The cop lady responsible for giving me feelings! She is great and I stan this pure wacky cinnamon roll who is far too good for her profession.

1:14 On holidays she adds butter To ThE WaTeR!

I have seen that damn villain guy all over my tumblr and im so confused on whats even going on

@Ceradeez

4 жыл бұрын

Watch epithet erased

@skylander-kh3tx

4 жыл бұрын

Which one

@merryherb

4 жыл бұрын

all of them

@dentistdamsel1345

4 жыл бұрын

Watch epithet erased

@shatteredglass6212

4 жыл бұрын

@@dentistdamsel1345 no

My favorite part is when she says thank you very much, the way she said it feels special

I feel like 6:53 goes underappreciated. "A little joke at grammar's expense. I have now broken the ice"

"A man can't live off of bread alone" Percy: *Hold my buttered water.*

On holidays she adds butter. To the water.

5:40 is what happened when the bard & paladin go off on the own adventures. But well that is happening I am turning the rest of the party against the paladin.

@theworld5311

4 жыл бұрын

Also "That was a gift" "Oh i'm sorry, I actually feel kinda bad now" Is the paladin vs the former friend.

@enetgrinson8394

2 жыл бұрын

right

"Please, bask in the glow of my hut." why did that make me laugh so hard-

*That moment pronouns are respected* Me: *feels intense joy, crying* “He apologized?!” *weeps in gay*

Percy in DnD: I zap only in accordance to the law Percy: *accidentally hits an Npc with Guiding Bolt*

@artbunny9199

2 жыл бұрын

*illegal zap*

Almost every line Percy says is GOLD

0:32 “Egads!” “She swore!”

@JoKeR-hh8rg

4 жыл бұрын

Mason *AND I DON’T FEEL BAD ABOUT IT* my innocent youth is already being corrupted by bad guy proximity! >:)

@nikonikoknees4488

4 жыл бұрын

NO!

@sejianimates1735

6 ай бұрын

*sigh* Stand down men!

Percy is really cute, my god

Ngl, before I watched this show, and saw the opening for the first time, I thought percy was a male. And after watching the show, I was ashamed of myself, and felt exactly like the bonzai blaster at 2:28 ._. Percy is best police girl *UwU's intensify*

I still think her saying ‘Thank you very much’ is the cutest line in the series

3:30 she just went through the 5 stages of grief in 2 seconds

@twist_ending7545

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

I love how she refers to her sword. She calls it a Real Ass Goddamn Sword in her first appearance, same as the other characters, and she also says “She cocks her sword” as if it were a gun.

@bagelbra1n

Жыл бұрын

Real Ass Goddam Sword is actually the name of a weapon in that universe

"What weapons do you have on hand" "A box o crayens!"

i remember seeing her for the first time in the opening and thinking 'oh, a prince?' one arc later and she's a queen

"It's obvious that epithet to epithet, I am no match for you. But perhaps if I....outdrawyouhYAH-" "tree." *a trained police officer proceeds to get immediately disarmed* 8:17

She's also lawful adorable, which is something I just decided is a thing.

"That IS strange....I do not think...I have ever been to Canada! Mysteries upon mysteries. :)" I love her.

And this is how you make a pure lawful good character correctly

"Suspect is carrying a dinosaur head. Sauropod. Possibly Bronto- Apatosaurus."