How can they believe in God after they ran out of radishes that one time?

@bd8d223

6 жыл бұрын

@Ernő Bakk and then he didn't kill them with his fangs

@rawbagle

6 жыл бұрын

The radishes returned though after Jesus went back into the air-duct to tell everyone in heaven to drop down some radishes.

@Pr0tal

5 жыл бұрын

BD8D they kissed Jesus’s cool shoes so ofc they believed

@arizmack6341

5 жыл бұрын

Or when their Salami rolled away

@yebsquig2373

5 жыл бұрын

And then god forgave them after they shared their private shark drawings

The people who disliked this never had a lung full of barn slime.

@IsaKocoglu

5 жыл бұрын

*I'm just some Canadian guy and I say* I agree. I disliked this video. Must be because of me never having a lung full of barn slime, I guess?

@Casey-dy2oo

5 жыл бұрын

Isa Kocoglu man it seems like you can’t take two jokes. The video and his comment lol.

@IsaKocoglu

5 жыл бұрын

*Casey* It ruins the joke when the one telling the joke has to explain their joke. So I won't explain it.

@Casey-dy2oo

5 жыл бұрын

Isa Kocoglu not true! There are jokes that people sometimes need to explain that still are hilarious when the punch line is understood.

@bobaldo2339

4 жыл бұрын

@@Casey-dy2oo Laundry is a bright red joke!

"I was crawling into a barn to do my barn mischief" just sounds like a normal Friday.

"Nobody cares about triangles. They not even round! And they don't taste like anything." Unlike radishes . . .

@Isaacandjed

4 жыл бұрын

Radishes taste like a kind of drug that makes your stomach full.

@Greg_Rock

4 жыл бұрын

Radishes taste like a gem of the earth, like a fruit, like a meat, like a nut, like the only vegetable.

@redpepper74

4 жыл бұрын

Radishes taste like nothing, they taste like round objects that are red and fit in your living room. They are found underneath the earth and the solar system, and they only smell like a leaf.

@tanyah-b9809

3 жыл бұрын

I'm glad you guys have radishes, I ran out of mine and now I have to look after my dead son

I found god in a barn and now I believe in laundry

@happymolecule8894

6 жыл бұрын

Garlic Bread Heathen

@saraiquintana4053

6 жыл бұрын

Powerful

@joelyon74

6 жыл бұрын

I found God in laundry and now I believe in barn.

@memeswiper

6 жыл бұрын

I found laundry in god and now I believe in barn

@jearmeymorgan8297

5 жыл бұрын

I found a barn in laundry, now I believe in God

I hate when my disgusting barn crimes get interrupted

@nicolaslarrain9264

5 жыл бұрын

Sam Johnson i feel you man

@sarraaa6362

3 жыл бұрын

So sad tho. 😑😭

@heathencreaturus1843

2 жыл бұрын

A similar situation that I hate is when my abandoned grain silo crimes get disturbed 😞

I love the reprise of characters from People Talk About The First Time They Ran Out Of Radishes

@sparkside217

6 жыл бұрын

Characters? These are real people being interviewed

@poetrymilk

5 жыл бұрын

@@sparkside217 you are so right, I'm sorry I was being a fool

@Tyler-bp4md

5 жыл бұрын

the white lady isnt here ):

@senior_potato2094

5 жыл бұрын

I need more of them

@davidarredondo2017

5 жыл бұрын

@@Tyler-bp4md she died due to running out of radishes

I appreciate when a comedy channel like Clickhole can set aside the jokes to cover such an important subject, but I am looking forward to the return of satire next week.

@svrvphimprod

Жыл бұрын

This is the best comment like this I've seen, because it's so meta

“When barn laundry made me a religious diva, all my singles became the top Spotify on Pandora”

@bobbob-ok6ox

6 жыл бұрын

Thanos car 😎

@JimmyFallonRox898

6 жыл бұрын

I wheezed

@finneaspatterson6225

Жыл бұрын

I WAS LIKE 666 NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO LIKE OR UNLIKE THIS COMMENT ANYMORE

If atheists don't believe in God the Animal, then what stops them from going out and doing barn mischief?

@mrglibb

5 жыл бұрын

If they don't do barn mischief, how will they find the big bag of laundry that proves god's existence?

@venusianblivet9518

5 жыл бұрын

God is too fat to be real

@MrFiesta69

5 жыл бұрын

The same thing that stops you from hurting yourself

@GarboSweaty

5 жыл бұрын

Checkmate

@f.i.r.e.5119

5 жыл бұрын

Erm, let's see... _COMMON SENSE?!_

I have a graduate degree in religious philosophy, and I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.

@lewistranmer2399

5 жыл бұрын

OneGiantPunch Jesus wtf do you do with a degree in religious philosophy

@solodolosolomon

5 жыл бұрын

@@lewistranmer2399 travel and research.

@artemreinhart747

5 жыл бұрын

I have a small penis But, you find baskets of laundry in barns and preach it.

@0rbeez

3 жыл бұрын

@@lewistranmer2399 discuss the different types of laundry that god puts in your barn

@user-oj3cz6jq3r

2 жыл бұрын

@@lewistranmer2399 Post comments like "I have a graduate degree in religious philosophy, and I can confirm that this is 100% accurate."

*Go find a new mom, compadre, because my only daughter is God now*

@smittywerbenjagermanjensen9281

3 жыл бұрын

if my mom doesn't say this to me at least once in my lifetime, i will be unfulfilled

@P3t3rminator

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that's where it is :D That almost broke me forever.

"Checkmate Dr.Robotnik" lololololololol

@landoflogic107

6 жыл бұрын

Ella T Grasso I invented the typewriter.

@isaiahlarsen2507

6 жыл бұрын

Checkmate Trigonometry Baby...llololol...this is the best thing ever....

@ashb2483

4 жыл бұрын

Lololol

@Frogggle

3 жыл бұрын

@@landoflogic107 I also invented the type writer

@landoflogic107

3 жыл бұрын

@@Frogggle always two there are, no more, no less.

RIP Trigonometry Baby, you will be missed.

@burntferidgerator6848

6 жыл бұрын

Nobody likes tasteless triangles. Trigonometry baby is useless

@maddyterrell0

5 жыл бұрын

@@burntferidgerator6848 Yeah, they aren't even round

@alekzander1351

4 жыл бұрын

Only the Nasa Spacemen take the SATs They're such lunatics.

@kyzf

Жыл бұрын

He'll be back

Who writes the dialogue for this, it’s pretty next level

@MercenaryPhase

5 жыл бұрын

It sounds like an AI 😂

@O2BAmachine

3 жыл бұрын

AI or shrooms, or both.

@xennial_miracle

3 жыл бұрын

This is what happens when the world gets too absurd for The Onion, they kick it up ten notches.

@VeroGMD

Жыл бұрын

1:53 this is another level but what was she talking about

"Nobody cares about triangles, they're not round, and they don't taste like anything" A level scripting. I lost it while watching this

"I was crawling into a barn, to do my barn mischief" right off the bat, I am cracking up 😂

@jasonjason6584

5 жыл бұрын

Barn crimes*

@Ben-rz9cf

2 жыл бұрын

Checkmate, trigonometry baby.

“Disgusting barn crimes”

“Dad gave me my khakis, but God gave me my dad” 💀

This one time I got a carpet burn and it hurt so badly that I shat myself. Now I believe in God.

@bobbob-ok6ox

6 жыл бұрын

Gods plan

@TheChickenRiceBowl

5 жыл бұрын

Works in mysterious ways

@NateCummings

2 жыл бұрын

hell yeah

This is the quality content I subscribed for.

I remember my story. My conversion happened in a foxhole. I was an atheist. We were getting overrun by the enemy, and I remember gripping my rifle, thinking it was the end. In desperation, I pleaded with a God that may or may not have even been there. And then I smelt it. There was a bag of laundry just sitting there next to me in the earthen ditch. That’s why there’s no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole, there’s usually a bag of laundry there too

@PurpleMetal75

Жыл бұрын

But was it in a barn?

@jeremytitus9519

Жыл бұрын

@@PurpleMetal75 the worst engagements always happen in barns.

@BeeHatGuy

9 ай бұрын

​@@PurpleMetal75I was his lieutenant, the one who told them to fight from a foxhole in a barn. It's true

“Because my only daughter is god now” idk why that line killed me but it did

Has anyone seen my bag of laundry? I last had it in a barn. I really hope no one found it and miss took it for evidence for the existence of god.

@sixela6

4 жыл бұрын

I love you platonically now

@mark9294

3 ай бұрын

I lost it too

Till this day triangles are a mystery, because of what that man did to the baby.

@jimjimsauce

5 жыл бұрын

Thot Slayer who cares? They’re not even round

@fuckoffwiththehandles

5 жыл бұрын

No joke. Every time I think I've learned the pythagoras theorem I forget it not long afterwards. I'm sure I'd be able to retain it in my memory if the trigonometry baby were still with us.

@23rdpresidentoftheunitedst64

3 жыл бұрын

And they don't taste like anything

@Masterbaiter1000

3 жыл бұрын

@@23rdpresidentoftheunitedst64 wut bout pizza tho

@dtmcgmcgr9081

3 жыл бұрын

Its okay *cos* the baby *sin* ed.

Someone should ask these people if they've ever run out of radishes and how they felt about that if they have

@user-np2ui1yu9r

6 жыл бұрын

Stop trying to be slick😂

@coltonallgire1135

6 жыл бұрын

What

@user-np2ui1yu9r

6 жыл бұрын

@@coltonallgire1135 it's already a video and you know it.

@ParadoxGavel

6 жыл бұрын

I remember one time, I used up my last radish. I knew I shouldn't have. I knew I should've bought some more before I used up the last one, but I needed my fix of radish. And as soon as I started chopping it up, Jesus himself kicked down my door, and told me that I wasn't allowed to believe in God anymore.

@user-np2ui1yu9r

6 жыл бұрын

@@ParadoxGavel close: the radishes (the beautiful magical red nuts) had crawled out if their garage, and when Jesus Christ climbed out of their air ducts, all they could do was kiss his feet a few times. Overall you were quite accurate

I’m glad these people had these incredible experiences after running out of radishes

1:53 In Gloom - God The Animal

@pumpkin8222

Жыл бұрын

And it still sounds like an old bill Nye science show, and I love it. Also, fun fact, that song was based on non metal lyrics that sound like metal

"Checkmate, Dr. Robotnik" caught me so off-guard, that was hilarious.

1:53 intro to god the animal 😂

Kudos to the actors who read this and deliver it so well with such straight faces

@caltic4743

6 жыл бұрын

Actors?

RIP Trigonometry Baby F

@burntferidgerator6848

6 жыл бұрын

F uck trigonometry baby, nobody cares about tasteless triangles that aren't round

@bethematerials9364

5 жыл бұрын

📐⚠️🔼🔺⁉️

@ashb2483

4 жыл бұрын

F

Believe it or not, this is what sanity looks like.

i forgot this channel was satire so when i saw the title i was amazed

Great to see some good christian content on KZread!

@humbughumbughumbug

5 жыл бұрын

Family-Friendly-Felix should have them on his Christian channel!

The radish crew is back!

@user-np2ui1yu9r

6 жыл бұрын

I love them

LOL I love when he "has a smile" at 1:45

Omg the NASA astronauts taking SATs part lol

"God is real, but he doesn't do anything" LMAO

*THERE I WAS, STANDING IN MY BARN, SQUIRTING OUT MY BARN SLIME*

Triangles are the only shape -Trigonometry baby

He's now the most SoundCloud on Tidal

That is why I'm atheist, I never found a big bag of laundry in my barn.

This happened to a friend of mine

This dude singlehandedly eradicated every triangle

never ever speak ill of trigonometry baby

Glad the radish crew is back

This is a window into another dimension

I can't believe the lady was committing barn crimes, absolutely horrible and disturbing behavior. It's one thing to commit barn mischief, but barn crimes? Unacceptable.

Who's here cause of In Gloom?

@subaru4920

6 ай бұрын

What is in gloom and what does it have to do with this serious video

This video always makes me cry. Thanks, laundry.

I came here because of In gloom: God the animal

Absolutely touching, remarkable. 10/10

So that's why Trigonometry Baby stopped going to my karaoke theater

Whoever wrote these... I love you

You know a video is good when every single line is quoted in the comments section.

yo that second guy looks like one of the people who ran out of radishes. The only reasonable explanation is that his lack of radishes at that moment in time caused him so much stress that he split himself into two identical men weighing 250 pounds.

This made me into a believer!!!😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏 My eyes have been opened 😲😲😲

In Gloom🤘🏽

"God's Glorious Face Makes Me Bored" still slaps. Please give it a listen if it's been a while.

I asked my daughter how college was going and she told me that they had cancelled her advanced mathematics course because some deranged religious lunatic had stormed into the Dean's office ranting about finding a bag of laundry while doing her barn crimes. Apparently the dean had also come upon a shortage of radishes.

The single hardest-hitting evidence for God I've ever heard. After this, I can only remain an atheist through the sheer power of stubbornness. Thanks, stubbornness.

After I lost my radishes, I had lost hope. There was no bitter Gatorade, there were no more radishes. How could such a benevolent god overlook such crimes. But when I smelled those 2 week old gym socks in that barn, I saw that maybe there was another way

I might be 3 years late but this is top 5 videos I’ve watch this year. Third time through I’m still cracking up

As an atheist, I am at a loss of words. My father always kept the barn laundry away, even when I was in the barn. I felt cold, aimless without the hay covered bundles from god. But then, one day, in the barn, I looked over at my father and said, “Hey, skinsag, why didn’t I get laundry?”. His face widened in shock, and he died. I check his corpse and he was just a big pile of barn laundry!

Bless all on this glorious laundry day.

This might, just might, be the best thing on the internet.

I'm convinced that all of these videos are actual issues in other timelines. Somehow, this chanel has made it into ours. **edit** Just fixed a spelling mistake

What a wonderful miracle, I hope one day to find laundry in my house. All of my clothes were stolen unfortunately but these stories from others keep my faith alive.

Nobody: ... Trigonometry baby: triangles are the only shape!

Her voice is so soothing, that I don't care , for the fact that they killed trigonometry baby

@SirChubbyBunny

4 жыл бұрын

Trigonometry baby is a heretic for trying to summon dark, occult secrets about triangles. Triangles are stupid. But you know what's not stupid? Tending to your radishes in the garage.

This channel is the epitome of “I never thought I’d hear that sentence”

2:08 English captions: "God has huge poisonous veins" LMFAOOOOO I'm laughing so hard I barely have the strength to type this

Here I was thinking I was missing out by skipping trigonometry, luckily triangles aren’t even round and they don’t even taste good. Thank laundry!

Not only does the laundry in my barn prove God's existence, it shows how interesting and tasteful His opinions about agriculture and the human modus operandi are. Truly magnificent, a spit in the face of non-believers and science chauvinists, like Trigonometry Baby.

Often in these clickhole videos, they all tell the exact same story, sharing too many similar details, but this one had plenty of variation. The three people all had very unique stories and I laughed a lot more from this one than any of the past ones. maybe it's unrelated-- anyways good job guys

This video temporarily cured my depression. LMFAO!

Amen... God help us all to continue finding you as we squirt out our barn slime... But seriously though, God bless you all

this seems like the type of video you'd play backwards and find some kinda hidden message or demon summoning chant

I've finally found the origin samples that In Gloom used for "God the Animal" Now I believe in laundry

barn mischief.

@crescentfreshbret

5 жыл бұрын

That’s the name of my new band

This just shows god can be found in all of us. Amen!🙏

The 128 dislikes are from the NASA astronauts and the trigonometry baby

"Dad Gave Me My Khakis, But God Gave Me My Dad" sounds too much like a real song.

This is like the stuff of which our subconsciouses are made of.

God Bless Laundry. These are the kind of blessings that get people saved!

Oh this is what people mean when they say they had a ‘barn conversion’! I thought it was something to do with building or something smh 🤦‍♀️

People who say it's fake clearly haven't ever found a big bag of laundry in a barn

i found god in some laundry and now i believe in barns

Bad news for me. I don't have a barn. Hope I get to experience this moment one day and become a rwligiois diva.

@BarbedHawk

5 жыл бұрын

You don't need a barn Brother just a Garden or shed and God will find a way to cover you in his glory of clothes and laundry. I too was a non-believer, practicing in the dark arts of Atheism until one Day I stepped foot onto my Garden full of Satan's Science and Nature, a path I had crossed many times before and within my third stride I glanced flailing in the cool breeze a pair of britches hanging from a twig upon an Ash Tree above my shed.. I then knew, it was a sign. I found God or maybe even God found I. Seek and ye shall find. God be with you.

Rip trigonometry baby, always in my hearts

I’m dying laughing but at the same time I need that girl’s lipgloss.

Triangles don’t taste like anything? Clearly he’s been eating the wrong triangles

Truly heartwarming.

this is the funniest thing ive seen this year thank

God, the animal, squirted out some laundry into my barn, and that's why I'm havin' a smile. *twitch*

@subaru4920

6 ай бұрын

Brilliant acting

You had me at "barn mischief"

B A R N S L I M E

The funniest video on KZread I can't stopppppp laughing

"Checkmate, Richard Dawkins" made me fucking die.