Penny Mordaunt hilariously compares Keir Starmer to a crab
Leader of the House of Commons Penny Mordaunt compared Sir Keir Starmer to a Decorator Crab.
Penny Mordaunt compared Sir Keir Starmer to a crab and accused him of running “Operation Radish” in a bid to convince voters that Labour looks “red on the outside”.
Ms Mordaunt said of the recent defections from the Tories to Labour: “What it has exposed is a pattern of behaviour from the leader of the Opposition. It is a shame we are not due an update to Peter Brookes’ Nature Notes, for the decorator crab is a species which covers its surface area with materials to disguise its true form, usually selecting sedentary creatures and seaweed.
“The leader of the Opposition is the decorator crab of these benches, desperate to show that he’s not really leading the Labour Party at all. He’s channelled Margaret Thatcher, his deputy has praised Boris (Johnson), he’s expelled the Member for Islington North (Jeremy Corbyn) with great fanfare - a man he was campaigning to be prime minister only moments before.
“His exterior shell is stuck over with St George’s flags, his Gunners season ticket and several programmes from the Last Night of the Proms. What next: a photo op with a bulldog? A lecture on how misunderstood Enoch Powell was? Should I ask the whip on duty on the front bench if he has checked in recently with the honourable member for Rayleigh and Wickford (Mark Francois)?
“This is Operation Radish: the concerted effort to convince the British public that while the Labour Party might look red on the outside, at its heart it isn’t really at all. However, even the defection from our benches of one Labour’s most sternest critics cannot disguise the fact that Operation Radish is not going well.”
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Who else fast-forwarded straight to Penny?
@markmanc-zw3td
23 күн бұрын
😂👍
@Jokerjaxs
23 күн бұрын
What’s that woman going to do make things worse and harder .
@tomthumbelina70
23 күн бұрын
You know that 😂😂
@Purpleakiindahouse
23 күн бұрын
@@JokerjaxsI can think of one thing she can make harder ❤❤❤
@Jokerjaxs
23 күн бұрын
@@Purpleakiindahouse with sloppy seconds Sunak I doubt it .
Why do they say honourable members,what is honourable about this lot in parliament???😡
@Colster1001
24 күн бұрын
It identifies them as not being a member of a privy council, I agree though, not much in the way of honour!
@deanjames2476
24 күн бұрын
It's the only time they can lie in the house 😅
@affleck80
24 күн бұрын
Yes, exactly, they even call pedaphiles, sexual perverts and fraudsters honourable until they are found out.
@tonyroy8123
24 күн бұрын
So right derek, this cabal is despicable.
@jstewart4205
24 күн бұрын
@@deanjames2476 - Moggy never had that problem! 😉
You're right, Starmer's a prat, and I say that as a lifelong Labour supporter.
@veggie42
24 күн бұрын
He was called a radish. I called him Brittas.
@robertmann9286
24 күн бұрын
Rishi sunak is out of Touch with the public the country is going backwards not forward
@jstewart4205
24 күн бұрын
@@robertmann9286 And you think it will go forward under Labour 😂🤣😂😳
@robertmann9286
23 күн бұрын
@@jstewart4205 with This Tory Government all our money goes to the shareholders not the country
@Jokerjaxs
23 күн бұрын
@@jstewart4205well let’s at least give some one else ago because 16000 have come over since the Rwanda bill got through. You do realise they’re only going to take 300 people a year at the cost of 1 million per person. So yeah if they wanted to stop the boats it’s called army and Royal Navy. Maybe putin should buy a rubber boat and sail on in .
Conservatives totally screwed things up when they didn't have Penny as leader. Brilliant at the dispatch box.
@johnwilson3601
19 күн бұрын
She's just as useless as the rest. And I voted for them the last 4 times.
There is NOTHING honourable about this lot.
Stop disrespecting crabs
@SheilaBloom.
24 күн бұрын
is Penny Mordaunt speaking from personal experience about crabs I wonder if she had a little nest of cuckoos? very itchy!
@Piccyman1
21 күн бұрын
@@SheilaBloom.how old are you?
@SheilaBloom.
21 күн бұрын
@@Piccyman1 Under 16 so please don’t send me any funny images of yourself & don't groom me
@Piccyman1
21 күн бұрын
@@SheilaBloom. looks like you don’t know how KZread works either, don’t worry I have blocked you.
@craignoble9762
19 күн бұрын
Hahaha, what a baby
When labour get in I'll give Starmer about six months before the party replaces him
@alangriffey8947
24 күн бұрын
I wish.
@davidkarl9935
24 күн бұрын
When Starmer gets in I bet the country will go down even further than it already has because there are no separate parties, they're are all bought and paid for by the same puppet master, same bird different wings, same coin different sides if people can't see or work this out now, well I don't know what to say.
@traceyrhoden9808
24 күн бұрын
He wont get in.. reform wil be our government.. you may laugh at that.. watch this space
@stevev238
24 күн бұрын
Maybe less.
@user-od7is9pv6k
24 күн бұрын
It would be nice to spring J Corbyn on us :)
The member for Dover is on another planet. How can you criticise a party one day and join them the next ?
@hirepgym6913
24 күн бұрын
Because Dover is Twinned with Dodge City corruption rules
@simonjames1964
24 күн бұрын
And how can you roll out the welcome mat for her also , pathetic from Labour .
@Stabe1981
24 күн бұрын
There was actually literature sent by her association with her endorsement mentioning labour's lack of policies. How ridiculous is this? She appears ridiculous.
@veggie42
24 күн бұрын
Dr Lisa Cameron?
@veggie42
24 күн бұрын
Dr Lisa wanted the uk to break up joins a party opposed..she supported remain..joins leave.
lets have a vote then and see who us brits want as our leaders , end of
@allandonnelly6926
24 күн бұрын
Please explain what's scottish about the scottish sun? Constantly backing a political party rejected in Scotland for 68 years.
@funbegins2371
24 күн бұрын
it will happen when the Conservative Party wants it, not when you want it.
@dogkicker100
24 күн бұрын
wrong it will happen 28 jan by law which as a brit i know fool
@dogkicker100
24 күн бұрын
torys in disguise
@tonyfraser1749
24 күн бұрын
@@allandonnelly6926yes and that means they can not be blaming the slightest for the state of Scotland today, since Devolution started it's been one left wing government after another and we used to have one of the finest education systems on this planet, now it doesn't even register on world rankings and I could go on about the NHS, Transport etc
She should be leader
@SuperPauliet
19 күн бұрын
She will be by the end of the year!
@craignoble9762
19 күн бұрын
The leader of the opposition as they ain't winning
@SuperPauliet
19 күн бұрын
@@craignoble9762 100% right on that one mate!
@alfching2499
19 күн бұрын
@@SuperPauliet She’s a Tory remember, stand up and fight said she
Penny is good. Far more convincing than any other Tory.
@pippagreenslade891
24 күн бұрын
Credible 😂sly horrible woman
@user-ng8uu2tt7r
24 күн бұрын
Barrel and scraping comes to mind.
@bdizzle9586
23 күн бұрын
14 years to be convinced?
@Jokerjaxs
23 күн бұрын
Yeah last one was a wet lettuce penny will be the full fruit salad with side of nuts . Meaning you lot must be nuts to think she’s going to do a good job your tax’s will be higher .
@allandonnelly6926
22 күн бұрын
Tell me one constructive idea she has ever had?
Well said Penny you are brilliant ❤👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Radish 😂😂😂I'll always think of Labour as a radish now .
Well UK public you vote labour in and it's going to be 1000 times worse then it is now . Good luck UK and welcome to the end
@allandonnelly6926
24 күн бұрын
I take it your a multimillionaire.
@kevinjohnson3782
24 күн бұрын
Stupid comment. Obviously maths isn't your thing!
@jstewart4205
24 күн бұрын
@@allandonnelly6926 Were we all multimillionaires when we voted for Boris's Party?
@maxdamagus
24 күн бұрын
@@allandonnelly6926 I'm working class and far better off under Conservatives than I ever was under Labour, the tax threshold they brought in, brought the poorest workers out of income tax altogether, and they stuck to it after the Lib Dem coalition ended with a significant Conservative win. This bizarre MYTH Labour drones push about Tories being the party of taxation is ridiculous, the whole POINT of conservativism is MINIMAL government, which means less taxation. It's Labour that tax the poor to pay for foreigners and scroungers. Despite the fact that the OVERWHELMING percentage of tax in the UK *IS* paid by the top 5%, and Labour create non-positions in the public sector, bloating it up, as they did with the NHS flooding that and the police force, not with crucial workers but unnecessary bureaucratic middlemen.
@allandonnelly6926
23 күн бұрын
@maxdamagus no photo, made up name and a load of nonsense. Labour don't tax anyone. The tories have been in power for 14 years and we have the highest tax in 75 years. Please explain how they gave billions of tax payers cash to their mates and said it was part of the NHS spend? I suspect Mr gove is sponsoring your content.
Keir's dad was a toolmaker. Though, in a way, so was his mother.
@Stand663
24 күн бұрын
😅😅😅 brill
@kbcaps
24 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@shogunai
24 күн бұрын
Though we are only 99% sure his mother didnt have a penis.
@MrsBasaran
24 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Harveyjake8077
24 күн бұрын
Brilliant
Need to make MPs sign a contract with huge financial penalties if they switch party.
@joegreen235
24 күн бұрын
Just don't allow MPs to switch. A by election should take place.
@stix2you1
24 күн бұрын
There should be a mandatory by-election.
@veggie42
24 күн бұрын
@@joegreen235yes.
@veggie42
24 күн бұрын
@@stix2you1I agree
@cliffordparry2862
22 күн бұрын
You can't change parties at will, Dover is Conservative not Labour until a by-election is held and she needs to resign to facilitate this.
beer korma is like a crab as he side shuffles from one rock to another depending on which way the tide is going !!!.
Penny well said. saying it how the English like it.
@veggie42
24 күн бұрын
No not at all. She called him a radish. Not very smart.
@jstewart4205
24 күн бұрын
@@veggie42 To be fair, I have called him much worse.
@jamesskeoch6562
23 күн бұрын
Not how English like it,stating basic,obvious FACTS!
Love her sense of humour and delivery. She is clever AND cute.
Hardly anyone bothered to vote
@Eurobouy
17 күн бұрын
Blackpool Sth bye election turnout was just over 38%! Hardly a stunning endorsement of Labour
I heard the Sun once hilariously compared itself to a newspaper.
@billywaide9852
24 күн бұрын
Yeah 👍 the most popular in 🇬🇧.templegate the best tipster in the game.
@exsubmariner
24 күн бұрын
Yeah the best baby feeders on page 3@@billywaide9852
@tyneoharrow
24 күн бұрын
No, it’s a comic, you get more content in the Beano!
@exsubmariner
24 күн бұрын
@@billywaide9852 the best pair of baby feeders on page 3
@spotcatsteve3752
22 күн бұрын
What do you read?
If you were married to Penny Mourdant, you'd have a gorgeous wife, but God help you if you disagree with her 😂😂😂😂
@joeoak8181
12 күн бұрын
Not sure you understand the meaning of the word gorgeous.
@colrhodes377
12 күн бұрын
@@joeoak8181 Well, Stevie Wonder, I'll leave you to your own opinions 😉
Great assessment of Keir Starmer by Penny Mordaunt! You go girl!
@veggie42
24 күн бұрын
No she is obsessive of him.
@Jokerjaxs
23 күн бұрын
Are you serious the woman is awful
Fully understand concerns on Tories …but not waiting with baited breath for Labour to cut loose
@crzxr
24 күн бұрын
What bait are you using with your breath?
You won't hear this on LBC
In the HOC Penny is without equal.
@jnielson1121
22 күн бұрын
"Stand up and fight" speech says otherwise
When will she talk about Blair, Gates and Klaus?
@3D_Printing
24 күн бұрын
Blair's war
I’m not crying out for change from the Labour Party,you have got to be kidding me.i would never vote for them again.
Brilliant again. Mordaunt for PM.
For a minute I thought I had missed a vote. Now I realise My MP has deserted her mandate and abandoned us down here in Dover and Deal. Cheerio Natalie, don't let the door hit your arse on the way out.
@veggie42
24 күн бұрын
I've got Damian Green. I'm amazed he and Collins haven't crossed. It's Natalie who is quitting already. Dorries 2.
Why will the government not release the number of foreign prisoners in British 🇬🇧 prisons.what are they frightened of.
@veggie42
24 күн бұрын
Yes they should do prisoner swaps. We should take our own back.
@jstewart4205
24 күн бұрын
Because we never realise stats on race, religion or sexual orientation. You would be handing them a red card for some Lawyer to use against you as discrimination. Most European Countries are the same.
@tenniskinsella7768
23 күн бұрын
Do y think labourceill release figures.
Good speech, but who is she talking too, there are only six people in the house and two have fallen asleep 😡
@minkgin3370
23 күн бұрын
She’s talking to the camera. This was probably televised.
@Annah-ek3rq
22 күн бұрын
Ha, and how much are they being paid to SLEEP 😡
Penny at her blistering best.
@johnwilson3601
19 күн бұрын
You lot all seem to like her. I reckon she's rubbish, only slightly better than Sunak, Starmer, May and Johnson (who I voted for in the hope he was going ti implement soem Conservative policies) Reckon Putin or Xi could run circles round the lot of them. And they are doing with help from Khamenei and Ung.
Penny for PM with Reform. We don’t need to read anything about conspiracy theories, we already now the difference between conspiracy and fact, it’s around six months.
Penny is the only person (if made leader) could bring any credibility during an election. Sunak is not liked, not trusted and not elected.
@casperhiscock4871
24 күн бұрын
How they picked Sunak and Truss over her is absurd
@JackSmith-vd6mg
24 күн бұрын
So if they replace Rishi with Penny before the election, wouldn't that make Penny "not elected"?
@baz1184
24 күн бұрын
Penny is every bit the blithering buffoon as Sunak and Truss.
@jake751
24 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@lizjones9086
24 күн бұрын
😂😂😂she is ss corrupt as all of them...
Well ladies and gentlemen penny should be our prime minister shes got balls big ones
I am real and a,REAL Conservative in the TRUE meaning of the word. I have lived 80+ years and went through several Labour Governments and every time I suffered. Being relatively poor raising four children on my own I felt the damage caused by the,periods of Labour disasters. Strikes ruled the roost and I had to pay. Miners - now led by the Railway Ubions held the country to ransom and every times it took about 16 years to balance the books again. I live in,dread of another Labour being in power, not for myself as I'm too old. But for the younger generations who seem oblivious to the past.
@davehunter9342
24 күн бұрын
Agree ,100% working class and proud never to have been conned by Labour .
@SheilaBloom.
24 күн бұрын
Funny your father was tweeting this drivel out today on X 🤣🤣🤣
@Fainche
24 күн бұрын
Since 1945 there’s been 6 Labour PMs and 13 Labour ministries, as opposed 19 Tory ministries and 12 Tory MPs, three of which were since 2022. So we now have: 14 million in poverty 4 million children in poverty NHS declared "humanitarian crisis" 1.6 million food bank parcels last year 726 rough sleepers died last year 130,000 deaths through austerity Worst ever A&E waiting times Social care in meltdown 0 out of 200,000 promised starter homes built 43.000 nursing vacancies Found in contempt of Parliament Spent £13.8m on ferry company with no ferries Record £1.8 trillion in debt That doesn’t begin to cover it, and you think Labour would be worse?
@davehunter9342
24 күн бұрын
What some people mistake for high cost of living today is really the cost of high living ,
@rolandhawken6628
24 күн бұрын
T'is true what you say about Labour
I used my Veterans ID card to vote. It wasnt an issue with the council officials.
Starmer reminds me of the spiv in the st. Trinian's films
@veggie42
24 күн бұрын
No. He's Mr schu in glee and penny is his rival sue sylvester. Mr schu cheats kn his wife wirh counsellor rayner^
@stevestokes-li8xr
24 күн бұрын
Flash Harry ! Also The spiv in Dads Army. 😹👍
This Labour woman can’t even speak properly 🤷♂️
@johnwilson3601
19 күн бұрын
Which labour woman, the first or the second. Mordaunt isn't a conservative.
Well said Penny. if labour get in England will be lost.
@alfching2499
24 күн бұрын
We are lost now with dear penny’s parasites
@dianeglanville
24 күн бұрын
you mean if tories get back in will be lost
@jordoncampbell5118
24 күн бұрын
To late.
@JackSmith-vd6mg
24 күн бұрын
Are we doing well now? Are you happy with the tories?
@woolmer608
24 күн бұрын
I’m far from happy with the Tories but if Slippery Starmer gets in things will be even worse for the people of this country.
Well said Penny. You are right. We can see clearly!
@Jokerjaxs
23 күн бұрын
Are you stupid
A vote for Labour is a vote for a return of the Militant Tendancy ( currently skulking in the shadows of the party and calling themselves Momentum )
I want Penny to be PM, I don't care what party she belongs to.
Penny rinsed the Labour Party
@SheilaBloom.
24 күн бұрын
is Penny speaking from personal experience about crabs I wonder if she had a little nest of cuckoos? very itchy!
@veggie42
24 күн бұрын
Crabs and radishes she's crazy
@jstewart4205
24 күн бұрын
@@veggie42 I take it you didn't get the nuances?
As soon as she mentioned crabs they all started itching did you notice
The two cheeks of the same ars need to go! The same old, same old making the same mistakes and not making progress at the things that really matter. Now having a go at the most vulnerable in society whilst ensuring their own pockets are full as usual!
@debb6393
24 күн бұрын
Well said
MPs changing parties is hardly expressing support for a party, is it? They’re not representing the constituents who voted for them.
@veggie42
24 күн бұрын
No they endorse the party. That MP doesnt agree with it.
@jstewart4205
24 күн бұрын
It should be an instant by-election.
@sunderwood121
23 күн бұрын
@@jstewart4205 absolutely.
Hilarious ...
It seems that the member for Dover and Deal is as welcome as a boil on the bum.
For goodness sake get rid of Sunak and get Penny in before the general election (Brains as well as eye candy)
@veggie42
24 күн бұрын
No. Sue Sylvester? No thanks
NHS waiting list over 7 million.trebled in 10 years People have died waiting outside accident and emergency because there no beds.what happened to 40 new hospitals promised by her party. knife crime is out of control under tories. Police don't even turn up for some crimes.she should sort out her own party failings first.
@JackSmith-vd6mg
24 күн бұрын
People are still blaming all that on the boats
@user-dq6nj1zv9h
24 күн бұрын
You forget to mention the causes , Mass immigration out of control and Drs , nurses on strikes on and off for months
@user-dq6nj1zv9h
24 күн бұрын
@@JackSmith-vd6mgexactly, the asylum system is costing us ( taxpayers) £ billions . Hundreds of asylum seekers, FAKEugees arriving daily , all costing us a fortune and clogging up the Drs , dentist , hospital waiting rooms and our courts and prisons.
@veggie42
24 күн бұрын
Yes she's a nasty cow
@JackSmith-vd6mg
24 күн бұрын
@@user-dq6nj1zv9h Exhibit A.
Penny should be leading the conservative Government 😊
Well said Penny and absolutely right...what a bunch of losers are the Labour party...but come on Conservatives get a decent leader forgods sake😮
Labour need to do more homework and research in everything even how to talk properly Shocking I get embarrest for them They are a sad party
Capt Hindsight + The Ginger Growler = Chuffing Nightmare
Typical labour not doing their homework yet again 😂
The usual constructive discourse then. Absolutely pathetic. They all think they're so very clever!
@jstewart4205
24 күн бұрын
But only one is actually clever!
I am not Tory, but I can't help liking 'our Pen.' The Party screwed up when they failed to elect her as leader, and now it is too late.
Crab is a compliment crap is a better word Labour today isn't my Labour
Penny you are quality Labour mps are all seaweed And starmer is definitely a crab , walking from side to side and always moving the goal post to tick boxes
@veggie42
24 күн бұрын
No he isn't.
@veggie42
24 күн бұрын
If she wanted to call him anything a grey old donkey is more appropriate.
Great going again Penny. What doesn't the Labour shadow understand about Business Questions, seemingly everything. She's hopelessly out of her depth.
Penny is really on form of late!! Love it!
Labour looks like it’s going to win, but who would trust Starmer???
@veggie42
24 күн бұрын
I'm confused is he a crab or a radish? How confusing? 😅
@veggie42
24 күн бұрын
I don't trust him with women.
@jstewart4205
24 күн бұрын
@@veggie42 You can trust him as a woman. He doesn't know you exist!
A PERFECT repost 👌🏻👌🏻👍🏻👍🏻
That's rich, coming from pound land penny!
Brilliant speech 👏👏👏
@Andrew-tx9jy
24 күн бұрын
Tedious and laboured. Laugh? I nearly did...
hes more of a turtle
@folly7533
24 күн бұрын
A post turtle?
@veggie42
24 күн бұрын
No reeves a turtle. Starmers the donkey. She forgot.
@WilliamFisher-jn4ul
17 күн бұрын
On its back
I love Penny Mourdant but I’m sick of the Conservative Party always relying on Penny to take all the flack …the scrawny PM needs to grow a spine and fight for this country if he values it as much as he says he does personally I think he is an anti British clown who sold us down the road I can’t stand labour but the sooner Sunak is out the better
I wouldvote this lady as priminister
Penny is brilliant. .
In my opinion nothing honourable about corrupt, thieving, vip lane tories. A dictatorial nasty cabal of shameful, uncaring excuses for humans. Thank God Scotland will donn. RESTORE INDEPENDENCE. SAOR ALBA 🏴☮️☮️🏴☮️🏴☮️🏴☮️☮️☮️
Penny good girl
One hell of a speach
Well done penny, you have a great amount of support out there keep the good work up
@veggie42
24 күн бұрын
She hasn't. She's obsessed with him.
Penny on top form. Radishes!
More like a jelly fish ,totally spinless
Next leader
Just shows how fickle these politicians are one minute slagging off labour about every policy they have . Surprise surprise next day they jump ship and agree with every policy labour have . All self gratifying. How can you change your thought process in that way
After the way she was hilariously laughed at for her Monty Python moment during the party conference I'm amazed Mordaunt has the nerve to even show her face. She is a wally, pure and simple. Stand up and fight Penny???!!! Oh yeah.
Different class.
mordaunt compared to box of frogs. Mad as a frigate with Mountbatten in charge!
Miriam Cates is also a magnificent MP…
Love Penny- she is brilliant
I would be really pi***d if the mp I voted for switched parties. I vote more for the party than the person. If they were to switch I would vote for the person who took their place, not them.
@veggie42
24 күн бұрын
Yet what if the party chose the wrong leader????
@jstewart4205
24 күн бұрын
@@veggie42 Starmer is the wrong Leader, so there goes that theory.
I wondered why he walked sideways
@veggie42
24 күн бұрын
She also called him a radish...
Yawn yawn yawn in response to this Labour woman.
"4-0" ❤🇬🇧❤
Shame she has no idea in doing the best for the country
BRILLIANT
Overall people are bored with jibes and just want all the broken stuff fixed.
Not as funny as watching Mordaunt bellyflopping, now that was funny.
She's awesome.
The only hilarious aspect of this is Mordant herself.
Spot on Penny.
spot on
Well said Penny
If people read the 18 demand’s given to Labour. And Labour accept the demands. Things will change BIG time
@jonahallen4867
24 күн бұрын
Dream on Peter .
@jstewart4205
24 күн бұрын
@@jonahallen4867 If only it was a dream...but trust me, it will quickly become a nightmare. Make sure you stock up on candles, you will need them.
Has this Labour woman just walked in off the street.
@veggie42
24 күн бұрын
No that's Lucy Powell.
Deal with it Penny.
@jstewart4205
24 күн бұрын
She did deal with it! It's easy when you have such foolish and weak opposition.