I find this funnier than all of you, soooo..........

@anesm4774

7 жыл бұрын

I find this funnier-nier and more recent sooooo

@assmane999

7 жыл бұрын

I actually invented the concept of what is funny, so....every time you think something is funny, you actually owe me 10 cents, so....

@mitchelltait1956

7 жыл бұрын

Zohaib Rehman I actually invented money so... Every Time you somebody ten cents you me ten dollars soo...

@dan339dan

7 жыл бұрын

Well I invented writing so... every time you type or write a character you owe me 10 houses so..

@sxrcastic126

7 жыл бұрын

Dan and I made the world so....

"I'm having a panic attack too, my panic attack is having a panic attack. It's called a panic-anic-attack, it's worse" I cried

@amynichols4777

4 жыл бұрын

Milou I cried harder soo...

@CocoTheCupcake

4 жыл бұрын

@@amynichols4777 well my tears filled an entire ocean so...

@EmrikWan

4 жыл бұрын

CocoIsNotNuts well i am an ocean so..

@suneilagrawal4647

4 жыл бұрын

Emrik Ekblad Well I made that ocean so...

@Nnnmmmkkk

4 жыл бұрын

Well I guess all I can say is I invented water so.......

Let’s be honest, we’re all Penelope on some level. But me more than you sooo...

@greenrangeralex

4 жыл бұрын

Well I'm more penelope than you so so so

@xkilla911

3 жыл бұрын

i don't care about being better than others so i'm no way like Penelope or you so... it's just you that dwells in pride and shame and I don't even know the definition of them so...

@NizArtMusic

3 жыл бұрын

well, I'm literally Penelope so .. sooo....

@taewootaewoo4982

3 жыл бұрын

@@greenrangeralex im actually the newer model sooo... move away rusties soo...

@cool_kid103

3 жыл бұрын

Well me name is literally Penelope...so......

Idk what's funnier, Kristin Wiig's acting or the fact that we've all known a Penelope in our lives 😆

@tariqondatrack2366

3 жыл бұрын

but I know more penelopes than you soooo... i bet I knew them before you too sooo... I'm a Penelope too soooo...

@melodiefrances3898

2 жыл бұрын

👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

@thrashmetaljay666

2 жыл бұрын

I know so many penelopes my penelopes know penelopes sooo…they’re penenenelopelopes sooo…

I know this is exaggerated, but I know so many people like Penelope

@CountryCowboy008

8 жыл бұрын

+Tris Prior I know a country full of people like Penelope, so.....

@SeagullB

8 жыл бұрын

me too... bet i knew them before you did..

@twentyonepoots4776

8 жыл бұрын

Countrycowboy08 well I know every person in the world more than you so...

@yvessxintlaurent3661

8 жыл бұрын

+Tris Prior Well I know the creator of the universe and their sister's ex boyfriend so...

@shutupandletmego8941

8 жыл бұрын

i am penelope so, i guess i know more about the subject than you do .... just a little better than you.

"I invented air, so every time you breathe, you owe me ten cents". LOL

@kylezo

2 жыл бұрын

This really nails down the 8 year old bragging girl ethos of the character lmao

@sarahfin2206

2 жыл бұрын

Im crying at this line lolxxxx

@BethBurns68

Жыл бұрын

That was my favorite. :)

@greenerell484

11 ай бұрын

oh no

@Graceisreallycool69

11 ай бұрын

I invented earth so you owe me 15¢ for every 3 seconds your alive soooo....

“Tomato and I wanna hit the town!” had me dead lol.

@brooklyntaylor.-.

3 жыл бұрын

Well I died before you sooo.... and then I came back and died again soooo......

@moogaboogaa

2 жыл бұрын

@@brooklyntaylor.-. well, I’ve died every day since I was born, soooo……….

@internetperson6195

Жыл бұрын

Well I’ve died every day since I was born and a couple more times in my mothers womb so….

@unityedits3722

11 ай бұрын

Wellllll every day I die a little more inside and out sooooo….

@thelastperfectman4139

4 ай бұрын

Well I’ve never actually been alive, I’m a rock, and my best friend is a tree stump that’s looks like Liza Minnelli and a tomato, so…

I was completely unprepared for actual Liza Minnelli to be there xD

@anthonyL1995

3 жыл бұрын

I was unprepared for an actual tomato.

@lonelyamoeba996

3 жыл бұрын

Liza and tomato lol

@imgonnamarrythesprite3010

3 жыл бұрын

I was even more unprepared than you, sooo......

@BruinPhD2009

3 жыл бұрын

…and her legs look phenomenal! It pays to be a dancer.

@mercymusinguzi2516

2 жыл бұрын

And they get each other so well

I laughed so hard, my laugh is harder than all of yours sooo...

@emmascott4643

8 жыл бұрын

Well, I was a Ravenclaw first sooo

@SledgehammerSP

8 жыл бұрын

i can control all the pugs in the world with my mind, soooo......

@user-mi2dr2nk6w

7 жыл бұрын

Christopher Snow i invented laughter sooo. everytime you laugh you owe me 10 dollars sooo...

@odettejewel7114

7 жыл бұрын

M224 Well I invented you soo........

@MrSasyB

6 жыл бұрын

Christopher Snow i laughed hard too sooo probably harder than you, I can shake the earth with my laughter soo

"I am security soo.. are u guys having a problem here?"

@roben2791

8 жыл бұрын

precious

@CountryCowboy008

8 жыл бұрын

+Emily Samantha HAHAHA I LOLed so hard on that one!!

@avhotaistudios1206

8 жыл бұрын

Well, I actually loled harder sooo...

@odettejewel7114

7 жыл бұрын

Avhotai Studios Well i invented lol so everh time you lol you owe me $10 soo.......

@heismanpopularvines3788

6 жыл бұрын

em s

I like the way someone always gets fed up and tries to top her, only to discover it can't be done.

@brooklyntaylor.-.

3 жыл бұрын

Well I like it when they do that a bit more than you so.... i laughed for 4 hours straight soo....

@kreole7376

2 жыл бұрын

@James I'm Jesus Soo.. I never said that so..

@glitterspray

Жыл бұрын

@@brooklyntaylor.-. I laughed for three months straight, soo …

@lifeiscruisey1912

3 ай бұрын

I've been laughing since this video was posted 10 years ago so I've been laughing longer than you because it's so much funnier to me you know

She plays that character so darn well it’s scary.

@Melcat96

2 жыл бұрын

“Yes, I am very scary. I’m so scary that I live in a haunted house. Count Dracula & Frankenstein’s monster are my roommates. So…”

@madgang201

Жыл бұрын

@@Melcat96”I’m just a little bit more scarier than you, so…”

Well, at least she finally came to a therapist.

@kangamgamlin5312

4 жыл бұрын

This comment is the funniest ngl.

@Cuntstantine

3 жыл бұрын

Unlike many Penelopes we know

@xkilla911

3 жыл бұрын

she is a therapist so... do you want to appoint the same schedule as Elon Musk and Abraham Lincoln or...

@xkilla911

3 жыл бұрын

@Purpleoceangnome she is prideful, but pride is the source of shame. other people take shame differently, but to Penelope, anyone who seems better, she has to do better, otherwise it would be embarrassing to not admit you can't do better. all these Penelope videos show that she was actually telling the truth though, so good for her!

@eddietat95

3 жыл бұрын

Well, it was court-ordered. She has to.

I knew she wasn't lying. I was the only one who knew it...so...

@dude9553

7 жыл бұрын

Hope Sears I was the one who was lying...so....

@odettejewel7114

7 жыл бұрын

Hope Sears I am the supreme lord of the universe soo.....

@poulomi__hari

5 жыл бұрын

Well she was schezophreniac so...

@carynchung5801

5 жыл бұрын

I knew that you knew she wasn't lying so...

@architjain8715

4 жыл бұрын

@@carynchung5801 I know that you knew that she knew that she wasn't lying so......😅😂

I know Liza Minelli is before alot of our times, but she is so cool to do this and her role in Arrested Development. She seems like such a sweet person. She also goes to Gaga concerts and is on her feet in full support of her. She's underappreciated. ❤

@xochitljustice777

Жыл бұрын

when she says, "I'm thirstier," she sounds exactly like her mother

@GladysKravitz42

7 ай бұрын

I adore Liza

She sounds like a guidance counselor telling you your grandma's death is fine because their grandma died also two years ago

"i can breathe so deep that i can move furniture with my breath soo"... 😂😂😂😂😂

@misimeon

8 жыл бұрын

soo i move furniture in my house that way soo... :D

@ChristinaaArmani

3 жыл бұрын

That actually sounds like a pretty cool super power.

@ifiwouldcouldyou

3 жыл бұрын

hahahah

I'm commenting from 2050 ssoo... I'm not even typing I'm just thinking the words and it appears ssooo.. im from the future sssooo

@yvessxintlaurent3661

8 жыл бұрын

+Zara Wani I'm not even using my brain, I get people to do it for me with telepathic dolphins sooo... I'm from even further in the future than you sooo... you can't even call it the future either sooo... I invented the future sooooo.....

@yvessxintlaurent3661

8 жыл бұрын

***** I don't even need my body because I just fly everywhere with my telepathic dolphins sooo... and my dolphins are smaller so they can fit places soooo... I don't even need the universe to exist soooo....

@yvessxintlaurent3661

8 жыл бұрын

***** Well I discovered the existence of blue whales soooo... And I invented blue whale sushi so I can just eat them soooo...

@yvessxintlaurent3661

8 жыл бұрын

***** Well I exist on a higher plane of reality soooo...

@yvessxintlaurent3661

8 жыл бұрын

***** Well so have I sooo....

She's really bestfriend with Tomato and Liza Minelli! Lol

@albujak3738

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah well I replied on this comment first so...

@EverTheTwain

3 жыл бұрын

at least they didn't try to turn off a lamp

@thedarknessherself3454

3 жыл бұрын

Well i knew that first sooo... bc my mom is Liza Minelli sooo...

@moogaboogaa

2 жыл бұрын

@@thedarknessherself3454 my mom’s the queen of England so…..that kinda makes me a princess so……

Penelope is magic and she's actually never lied.

I LAUGHED TO DEATH TOO WHEN SHE WAS ON DVD SERIOUSLY....

@fwuffy1546

8 жыл бұрын

I laughed too soo, I laughed so much I died and came back to life soo, I laughed a bit more than you soo, I laughed so much I made the grinch laugh soo...

@nellkuo

8 жыл бұрын

+oskar chojaczyk How did you get here Penelope?

@prachidurge2659

8 жыл бұрын

+oskar chojaczyk this was a good catch! 😂

@GreenLight5444

5 жыл бұрын

Nell Kuo I laughed harder, soooo

@evabailey3860

3 жыл бұрын

I'm the 600th comment sooo... that's cool sooo...

Penelope was literally half the people from my High School xD

@MrsKatyCat1

7 жыл бұрын

She was literally all the people at my high school soo... That's twice as much as yours soo...

@BritneyHIAM

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrsKatyCat1 I didn't even go to high school because I was so clever that they sent me straight to college, guess I'm just a little bit smarter than you all sooo...

@bonnibellmusic

4 жыл бұрын

BritneyHIAM well I didn’t even need to go into college because they all thought I was by far too smart for them to teach me, soo.. guess that makes me even smarter than u so...

@kenziekoos5320

3 жыл бұрын

@@bonnibellmusic I cant breatheee 👏🏻🤣

@danwatkins3044

3 жыл бұрын

While I'm a double XXX double DDD free sooooo

"Penelope stop or I'm calling security" *I'm actually security so... You having problems here...?*

@brendak.44440

2 жыл бұрын

Priceless ! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@kylestubbs8867

2 жыл бұрын

“Yes! Several!”

Kenan "what a hell is happening" face is priceless 😀

@rse432

2 жыл бұрын

@Jakub Brads Yes..😂😂😂😂😂

@glitterspray

Жыл бұрын

ALWAYS.

this sketch is definitely the best one from her Penelope character hahahaha.. I'm dying

@amritpathak6122

8 жыл бұрын

+ddffghij I'm already dead so... then i came back to life so... now after watching this I'm dying again so...

@ddffghij

8 жыл бұрын

Amrit Pathak hahaha brilliant!! god she is so talented

When Penelope showed up on the television the internet exploded. BRILLIANT

Bless Liza Minnelli for being such a class act.

I lost it when she appeared on their tv😂😂😂

@brooklyntaylor.-.

3 жыл бұрын

Well I own the lost and found sooo.... everything you lose goes to me soo....

@milacvetkovic1896

3 жыл бұрын

@@brooklyntaylor.-. Well, I invented the concept of lost and found, soooo... Before that people didn't know what to do with the stuff, sooo...😂

Liza Minelli - 'But I was thirstier in the forties' xD

Penelope is sooooo annoying and sooooo funny at the same time.

@connorphilipp

4 жыл бұрын

well I actually can be way more annoying soooo

@GeorgiNM

3 жыл бұрын

It's caus'a the Wiig

@elizabethelton3507

3 жыл бұрын

@@connorphilipp i actually invented the concept of annoyance soooo...

@god8175

3 жыл бұрын

@@elizabethelton3507 Well I invented humans who invented the concept of annoyance soooooo....

“I drive myself actually in a nut car so my car is a nut”😂😂😂😂😂

@bluecatky

2 жыл бұрын

Well I invented the nut car and own the whole nut car factory. And my nut car gets 700 miles an acorn. Sooo....

@TheMofobuss

2 жыл бұрын

I thought she drove a salad car and lived in a house that was a nut?

I grew that tomato in my garden soo.... which I cultivated with my own breath, soo....

Panicanic attack! XD

Sometimes SNL does sketches that have a positive effect on society. This needed to be done. Not only is it hilarious it's also a virtual slap in the face to all the "one-uppers" in the world. Cheers

@melinaesposito3434

2 жыл бұрын

I know one in real life; Rina. It's impossible to have a conversation with her, because she's constantly one upping. Exhausting.

@marktv4447

2 жыл бұрын

@@melinaesposito3434 say "so what?" or anything like that every time she tries to one up you🤷 just be dismissive

@melinaesposito3434

2 жыл бұрын

@@marktv4447 She one upped me at my father's funeral. Her one upping knows no bounds.

@marktv4447

2 жыл бұрын

@@melinaesposito3434 um what the hell. what a monster

*Liza:* My mother was Judy Garland. *Penelope:* Well, my mother was the Scarecrow, and the Tin Man, and the Lion, and the Witch, and the Wizard, and Toto. A Munchkin scientist combined all their DNA, so here I am...

I love how Penelope’s biggest brags turn out to be true.

I'm watching this in 2016 sooo... That just makes my comment the newest so...

@ruba1058

8 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@jaydasomething

8 жыл бұрын

i'm actually watching this right now may 2016 not february so i guess that just makes me newer than you sooo

@fatumomohamud6406

8 жыл бұрын

lmao u win

@guavaman925

8 жыл бұрын

Wellll, all I can say is... I'm watching this is June 2016 soo..

@birch04z06

8 жыл бұрын

Xiu Xuan But I commented earlier than you . . . soo . . . I still win soooo *Strokes hair

Kristen is a genius. How they aren’t breaking character is beyond me.

1:48 her talking about sanding in a bigger hallway and holding a GOLF CART 😂😂😂

"I invented AIR so every time you breathe, you owe me 10 cents!" Penelope is so annoyingly hilarious!

Bro-code is broken, he wasn't wearing a tie with his suit💔💔

@fatumomohamud6406

8 жыл бұрын

ikr

@Nimesay1

7 жыл бұрын

Grace Handy Blasphemy!

@summydots

4 жыл бұрын

He was a perfect therapist though

@architjain8715

4 жыл бұрын

Never thought of it 😂

@valeriaoberhofer3842

3 жыл бұрын

He kind of mutated into Ted Mosby

Omg at 2:50 'I drive myself in a nut car sooo...I do promotional work for Planter's, my car is a convertible Mr. Peanut, the windshield is a monocle and the sunroof is a tophat soooo...' LMAO! Then when she shows up in the stress video haha

“Thanks to all the doctors in the world....” bahahah gets me every time

Neil Patrick and Kristen Wiig are amaziinnnngggg :)

@ev_rahim1890

3 жыл бұрын

well im way more amazing than both of them combined sooooo...

I replayed this sketch so many times that it's almost an infinity so...

Someone probably already said this but I absolutely love Minnelli doing this with Wigg after Wigg imitated/spoofed her so many times… PURE GOLD and so classy.

"You drive me nuts" "WELL ACTUALLY I DRIVE MYSELF NUTS 🤪🤪" LMFAO MEEEE

I've met people like this. They can always do one better than everyone else.

@greencherrybutterfly

10 жыл бұрын

They're called one uppers. I've learned how to tick them off when they do that crap.

@ev_rahim1890

3 жыл бұрын

@@greencherrybutterfly welll, i learned how to do it way better than you and before you sooooo

@nobufelipe3969

2 жыл бұрын

I am can do even better than them so......

@queenofchalice

2 жыл бұрын

Can you please elaborate how?

@errorusernamenotfoundpleas4817

Жыл бұрын

I’ve met people like this too sooooo, even more then you soooooo

"Tomato and I wanna hit the town" DOFL! DOFL! DOFL!

The best part about this skit is that anyone who has actually been in group therapy knows that the writer took inspiration from an actual group therapy session. There’s ALWAYS a talkative one-upper. Always.

@carog.3360

4 ай бұрын

In any group! I coordinate literature workshops and I'm prepared to that, I have estrategies and sentences prepared.

Liza was spending this entire sketch talking to a tomato asking where it thinks Penelope might be

Compulsive, competitive narcissist, if anyone was wondering what her issue was.

@kiervisitacion63

7 жыл бұрын

I invented that disorder so I know a lot about it better than you sooooooo

@matt-ek4rz

4 жыл бұрын

I invented inventing inventions soooooo......

Tomato sent me here, sooo...

@BonoLightier

8 жыл бұрын

+Ciclopea2 Well, tomato came from my personal farm, so......

@kddo9861

8 жыл бұрын

+BonoLightier Well I have a bigger private farm than you, so...

@BonoLightier

8 жыл бұрын

KD Do Well, but I invented farms so.......

@trydenrocks

8 жыл бұрын

+BonoLightier well farming was invented for me so

@chaseobx5624

8 жыл бұрын

I don't know who tomato is sooooo...

I'm just glad Penelope is getting the help she needs! Dr. Howser is the best!!

I love how she even had to compete with shacking her head "yes" more than the other girl 😂😂

Kristen Wiig is absolutely hilarious

I was supposed to do my homework but i'm stuck on this channel

@dedeepyareddy18

10 жыл бұрын

same here :D

@bloodofthedragon3794

9 жыл бұрын

I already did all my homework, so...

@thecandyshop3128

9 жыл бұрын

Bloodofthedragon I did my all my homework years ago, so…I'm just more accomplished than you are so...

@bloodofthedragon3794

9 жыл бұрын

The Candy Shop I gave you your homwework so, I have more authority than you do so....I own all the schools on your state and I give homework to everyone so..

@thecandyshop3128

9 жыл бұрын

Well...all I can say is…I own every state in the world…so…own the whole world…the whole universe actually…so…

Wiig is a GENIUS.... her play on words is AMAZING 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

@Melcat96

2 жыл бұрын

“I wrote a play about words. It’s called ‘Words: the Musical.’ So… Its heading to Broadway. I guess it’s a little more amazing than you think, so…”

this is my favorite sketch, I don't know how many times I've watched bits of it over youtube just to smile a little. I'm so happy that it's now available in brazil!!!

My comment is the newest, so its kind of newer than all of your comments, sooo...

@BigAVdc

9 жыл бұрын

Jennifer Waters u mean was, sooo...

@0ReiChan

9 жыл бұрын

BigAVdc I liked Jennifer Waters comment which makes it special aaaaand now my comment is much newer than all of youse, sooo.....

@audreyhatfield8390

8 жыл бұрын

My comment is the newest, sooo... it's kinda newer than yours, sooo....

@BigAVdc

8 жыл бұрын

Audrey Hatfield pfff, no

@audreyhatfield8390

8 жыл бұрын

+BigAVdc umm, so, I kinda invented comments, sooo... I think mine's kinda more new than yours.... sooo...

The Penelope lady kind of reminds me of Catherine Tate.

@studdedskulls4928

9 жыл бұрын

IKR

@JessikaBean

9 жыл бұрын

I'm glad you said that. I wanted to. But I'm glad you did.

@outdoormirrorist3404

9 жыл бұрын

Brianna Butler I invented language, so...

@JessikaBean

9 жыл бұрын

Outdoor Mirrorist well, I invented inventions soooo...

@JessikaBean

9 жыл бұрын

***** that explains why I'm such a cunt...so...yeah.

“I am security,..sooooo…” 🤩🤩🤩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 She killed it!!

Everyone knows someone who's a Penelope. And if you're like "No I dont" then guess what?? It's YOU.

@slavkovalsky1671

2 жыл бұрын

I'm turning into one...

@melodiefrances3898

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

i should have expected liza minnelli coming in once she started saying that. haha.

this never fails to make me laugh. no matter how many times I watch it 😂😂😂

3:59 The therapist has transformed into Barney Stinson

Me signing up for free trials: “It’s my second first day too too sooo....”

I died laughing when she came in the TV😂😂😂

this is so funny i love kristen wiig so much shes just so hilarious!!!! when she said she moves her furniture by breathing omg lol x'D

@MegaPupsilein

9 жыл бұрын

I lost it!

3:25 is hysterical 😂😂😂

“ I am security soooo.... Are you guy having a problem in here” Took me OUT 😂😂

and i invented air so every time you breath you owe me 10 cent soooo

I love how neil almost cracks up so many times 😂😂😂

This sketch could easily turn into a horror movie when they realize she can warp reality around her fingers.

2:35 Why is this my friend when my Anxiety gets really bad?

kristen wig is absolutely AMAZING in this skit

"i invented air so everytime you breathe you owe me ten cents" laughed so hard on that

"I drive my self actually in a nut car" Hahahhaha

Neil almost breaking character at ~2:20 is so cute

I laughed so hard that I died and came back to life sooo...

@pandacrombie9515

4 жыл бұрын

well i laughed so hard that i came back to life and died again sooo.......

A Panicanic Attack 😹😹😹

🤣🤣 I was like, "Man, if she shows up on that DVD..." and then lo and behold 🤣.

Brilliant! Soooo happy Liza showed up for this one with tomato!!

Kirsten is just sooo good.I laughed every time I watched this.amazing

Funniest part is that everything Penelope says is true. At the end of every episode there is always a scene that proves her story.

I work in behavioral health... This is every day😂😂😂. We were watching it at work cracking the hell up😂

2:50 😂 she comes out of nowhere

"You must be new! I´m Lou." LOL

Kristen is so HILARIOUS !

I actually invented this charecter in 1975 when I was in the 3rd grade, and performed it in a talent show and I won a Tony Award made out of hair. I'm combing it right now as you read this.

Why did no one laugh at Bill on the tv saying “welcome”

I love the weird mouth gestures that Penelope is doing omg Im crying😂😂

I love the nsl sketches like this when the actors aren't spending the whole time staring at cue card behind camera, and kristen wiig is seriously the best!

The tomato killed me 💀🤣🤣

I love it when a celeb can laugh at herself. Good on ya.

That's what I call one-upmanship... Penelope: "I call it two-upmanship, soooo..."

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20/80 vision is actually worse than 20/20. 20/8 would be good.

i was in public watching this and everyone looked at me when i laughed so hard. couldnt resist from laughing

Kristen Wiig--national treasure. As long as she's here, there's hope for this planet.

"I used to be a puppet, I was on fraggle rock" 🤣

We want more Penelope acts!! They are awesome